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Trump’s Dread Game

June 30, 2017 by CH

A poem.

Trump’s Dread Game
Flirts on camera with cute dame
Balls of ZFG
Melania peeved?
No, that’s aggrieved betaboy steez
Melania cleaved
Later that eve
thunderous Trumpian marital glee
her still-smoldering flower reaved
And somewhere in a mood-lit bedroom
escapes a squeaky peep
a self-administered clit sweep
to put a reporterette to happy sleep.
Dread Game
It works!

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  1. on June 30, 2017 at 8:12 am tombreck2

    CNN Headline: President’s “Creepy” Remarks towards reporter

    *opens up link* “women on social media are calling it creepy and sexist”

    ahhhlol

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 8:43 am plumpjack

      the pathologizing of normal male behavior has been one of the Frankfurt school’s most effective campaigns.

      I mean, just look at all the terrible things that mental health (((professionals))) have determined can happen to you when you’re engaging in the dangerous behavior of acting like a normal male:

      “Men who adhere to traditionally masculine cultural norms, such as risk-taking, violence, dominance, primacy of work, disdain for homosexuality, need for emotional control, desire to win, and pursuit of social status, tend to be more likely to experience psychological problems such as depression, stress, body image problems, substance abuse, and poor social functioning. The effect tends to be stronger in men who also emphasize “toxic” masculine norms, such as self-reliance, seeking power over women, and sexual promiscuity or “playboy” behavior.”

      just awful.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic_masculinity

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 8:50 am mendo

        More like the women who don’t experience the “traditionally masculine cultural norms” from the men they fancy are the ones to experience:

        depression
        stress
        body image problems
        substance abuse

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 9:00 am plumpjack

        mendo, exactly right. the misattribution of those symptoms onto the masculine men themselves (the ACTUAL masculine men, not the pajama boys) is what those brilliant (((psychologists))) call “projection”.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 9:20 am Captain Obvious

        “the pathologizing of normal male behavior has been one of the Frankfurt school’s most effective campaigns.”

        LikeLiked by 3 people


      • on June 30, 2017 at 9:21 am Captain Obvious

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 9:22 am Captain Obvious

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 9:27 am itsme

        i know some mental health professionals and they’ve all got more psychological issues than any ‘toxic male’ i’ve ever met.

        i do concede though that there is such a thing as toxic masculinity – some examples are bulldykes and crossfit girls lzolzlzllozlzolzolzollz

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 9:48 am RecoveringBeta

        “Body image problems.”
        Gym time, because I’d rather not look like a weak bitch.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 10:19 am Will

        That quote from them is literally a “getting started in being alpha” checklist…

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 12:38 pm pulsotic

        How is it conceivable that self-reliance is “toxic”. I can see them objecting to “playboy” behaviour cuz they’re a bunch of whining bishes, but “self-reliance”?!

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 2:21 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        Love the sources for that entry in Wikipedia: Salon articles (including fucking Marcotte!), and a bunch “intersectional” academics, a lot of them female.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 6:44 pm Lichthof

        Read Jessica Valenti in the Guardian. She is the enemy. Open war.

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      • on July 3, 2017 at 11:20 am CarpeOro

        Which is why Infogalactic.com is a far superior source. “Toxic_masculinity” didn’t make the migration over when it was forked from Wikipedia – it actually returns a number of results that are close but don’t use the SJW phrase. It returns articles that use the word masculinity in real context.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 3:13 pm vfm#7634

      It’s only being called “creepy” by a bunch of fugs and, well, creepy progtard men.

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    • on July 1, 2017 at 6:43 am King

      Note that the “creepy” characterization is only a news story among a very small (and getting smaller) but very loud coterie of usual suspects. Trump and the alt right have marginalized these people, nobody listens to them. It is time to stop reacting to them and start ignoring them.

      Think of them as a crazy ex who makes extreme gestures to keep your waning attention. At a certain point you stop taking her calls. The end of the leftist cuntosphere was never going to be pretty, and it certainly never was going to be quiet.

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  2. on June 30, 2017 at 8:27 am jvo17

    Old-fashioned charm.

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  3. on June 30, 2017 at 9:18 am mendo

    That reporter has a nice body.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 9:48 am Carlos Danger

      She needs to see a chinadontist though. Trump should also call her out on the Alinsky snark twitter she put out to advertise her flirt to show you go girl independence and PC Euroscepticism towards the EGK. She obviously dug every swinging second of the encounter and Trump could easily have tagged her.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 12:38 pm Greg Eliot

        Exactly… she smiles like a cat that ate TWO canaries as he’s flirting with her, and then later grandstands in Cyberia as some sort of victim, calling it a “bizarre” encounter?

        Like someone mentioned on a previous thread, these disingenuous cunts call something like this “creepy”, but gush over every LGTB weirdness.

        Planet needs a reset. (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 12:50 pm Big-Al

        I mean jeez, it’s not like he shoved a cigar in her hoo-ha then jizzed on her dress or anything

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm JRH

        Does it surprise you?

        Attention on action. Ignorance on words.

        I have had a lot of girls who self-profess their hatred of me. Banged all of those minus the ones I genuinely wasn’t interested in.

        “I hate masculinity” = words. They are crying for it, but too many limpwristed fags and those who have ulterior motives take it literally and run with it, like this sentence.

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      • on July 1, 2017 at 6:57 am King

        Trump thrust her into the spotlight and she reacted according to the only frames she had available under the various circumstances, first as a woman being given attention by the most powerful man in the world, then later, alone, as an ideologue with only the retarded key of interpretation leftists have given her to work with.

        Stunning experiences like the one she lived through are just the right jolt to wake an ideologue up from her dogmatic slumber. Which is why Trump does it all the time and without thinking, which is why he plowed his way to the presidency. His simple behavior (action) contrasted decisively against the best bathetic brew the bitter bitches could come up with.

        He demonstrated this early on. I think of this Katy Tur blush as an indicator of how he would seduce and overpower the media:

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  4. on June 30, 2017 at 9:57 am Augustus Tilton

    You just know that she privately recounted this story in every detail to her jealous friends.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 12:41 pm Greg Eliot

      Hell, she plastered it all over Cyberia, calling it “bizarre”.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on June 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm Sentient

        Ehhh. That’s just standard ASD after it “just happened”…

        Though it would have been better if she teeted “I’ve never done anything like this before…”

        thots…

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 3:42 pm Lucius Somesuch

      Who needs friends who shame and blame
      When you’re tagged by a man of game
      I could’ve saved a broken vibe
      If I got Trumped long ago

      I’m just thinking about
      This lonely night
      Far away from my Oval call
      Where I found out
      All the men are Right, ooh ooh
      It’s all just so bizarre

      I heard a rumor
      Ooh ooh I heard a rumor
      Trump says I have a lovely smile
      I heard a rumor, yes I did Trump!
      I heard a rumor, ooh

      Now it seems they’re telling me
      You’ve got some wicked games
      But will you give me a second chance?
      Baby, I’m so afraid!

      So you realize what a hole you made
      And the poon that’s yours to slay
      How can I move on or soon forget?
      It’s never gonna be the same

      I heard a rumor
      Ooh ooh I heard a rumor
      They say you gotta great Big Wall
      I heard a rumor
      Ooh ooh, yes I did boy
      I heard a rumor, ooh

      I’m just thinking about
      All these lonely nights
      And I’m waiting for Melania’s fall
      Till I find myself
      Standing by your Right
      While you’re taking your calls!

      I heard a rumor
      Ooh ooh, I heard a rumor
      They say you’ll make it Great Again
      I heard a rumor
      Ooh ooh, yes I did boy
      I really wanna wear your stain . . .

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 4:49 pm broadtop

        hah, randomest song choice

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  5. on June 30, 2017 at 11:28 am Observ

    Trump is 71 years old. That woman is half his age. I see this as cheeky grandfatherly behavior. If “women online” think this is creepy it’s further proof to me that they’ve spent no time with the elderly or even their own grandparents.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 11:50 am jeangray07

      No doubt combined with a bit of jealousy, too. The women who squeal the loudest about sexism have never been told they have a nice anything, much less a nice smile.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm vfm#7634

      “women online”:

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 10:06 pm skorzecin150

      Or any actual men. Period.

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  6. on June 30, 2017 at 2:01 pm deplorabard

    He was just being polite because she is missing her chin. She then calls the complement bizarre.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 4:32 pm midnighttoker

      speaking of girls with no chins…

      my girl and i were watching this show called 90 fiance the other night. i don’t usually watch that kind of crap but this was worth the watch.

      there is this russian girl on there who has a smokin body. she’s pretty except for no chin and a big nose. if she got those fixed, she’d be a 10.

      she came to the US on a fiance visa for this guy named jorge. she is a cunt and a gold digger. and crazy as they come. she doesn’t even pretend to love the guy for anything but his money and what he can give her.

      watching this was wild. this chick is eating the guy alive. he has no backbone whatsoever and she is running him through the wringer every second of the day.

      worth the watch if you want to see a guy with no game in action or as a learning tool for a buddy who is bad with women. you can see so many opportunities for him to flip the script and pass her shit tests. if i knew how to contact the guy, i’d tell him to do some crash course chateau reading so he’d have a chance at salvaging things. he did end up m@rrying her so he’s on the road to hell if he doesn’t something real quick.

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    • on July 1, 2017 at 7:03 am King

      Reality shows in Russia are … different

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      • on July 1, 2017 at 7:07 am King

        To help with your googling, she’s Alina Buryachenko from a show literally called “Naked & Funny”

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      • on July 2, 2017 at 11:40 am Carlos Danger

        those are some beautiful breasts. A+

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  7. on June 30, 2017 at 2:03 pm deplorabard

    compliment

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  8. on June 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm Sentient

    Trumps expression in the still… Priceless.
    This expression. This is why he is driving them all mad.

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  9. on June 30, 2017 at 3:12 pm Sentient

    “Come here come here…. She has a nice smile on her face…”

    lolz.

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm midnighttoker

      it’s interesting how he worded that. he didn’t just say she has a nice smile. most people would take that as a general compliment about her appearance.

      instead he said she has a nice smile…on her face. that to me comes off as him pointing out that she has a nice smile right now, in this moment, because i’m talking to her, etc.

      he wants everyone to know she is smiling because he is giving her attention. anyone else read it that way?

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  10. on June 30, 2017 at 5:25 pm cavoritegroup

    I hope young women can learn something from Melania.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4655284/Mika-claims-lady-doing-job-Barron-s-sake.html

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    • on June 30, 2017 at 5:51 pm nihilistjokes

      Spot on. She is a total class act and fully deserves the title of First Lady. She is a total knockout where most women her age have lost it and is totally devoted to their son. They’re also not big on pda’s keeping their private moments private. Hopefully Mika and that rediculasly biased show will be cancelled soon.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 6:47 pm Lichthof

        A lot of East European girls are like that.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 6:56 pm Cracker

        that’s how women are all supposed to be. lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 6:57 pm cavoritegroup

        I can’t remember the last time I saw a traditional, submissive wife portrayed in our pop culture. It’s a stark alternative to this:

        http://www.thedailybeast.com/lena-dunham-calls-out-white-women-who-voted-trump-on-the-view

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      • on June 30, 2017 at 6:59 pm Cracker

        and despite what most people think, conservative girls who are primp and proper in public are not that way in private with their man.

        in my experience, most of them are a lot more fun in bed than liberal girls who put on a wild sexy show in public.

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      • on July 1, 2017 at 11:27 am jeangray07

        @cavoritegroup

        The most current portrayal of a traditional, submissive wife is Helen Smith on The Man in the High Castle. Coincidently the wife of a high ranking Nazi officer. I’m not sure if Amazon intended this, but John and Helen Smith are definitely role models for those who want a traditional household.

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  11. on July 2, 2017 at 3:25 am Theodora

    One thing I don’t understand is the insane hatred some Hollywood male celebrities who can be considered Alphas have for Deus Imperator.

    I know about virtue-signaling, but this goes beyond virtue-signaling – it’s hot white hatred where they publicly fantasize about punching, beating, murdering, assassinating him.

    I’m talking about men like Johnny Depp, John Cusack, Alec Baldwin, Robert de Niro – to a lesser degree even Leonardo di Caprio. Why do these Alphas lovers of younger-hotter-tighter hate him to such insane degree that they surpass in their hatred pink pu*sy hat libchicks aka Liz Bluehairs?

    I tried to find a biological/psychological explanation but I can’t. Any idea why this happens? Male intra-sexual competion? Fear of a greater Alpha? AMOG-ing?

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    • on July 2, 2017 at 3:49 am Theodora

      To reply to my own questions, the only explanation I could find is that as straight white masculine males successfull with women – in the inversed libtard hierarchy, the new kulaks, bourgeoise and “enemies of the people” accused of privilege for the mere fact of existing, particularly in one of the holy cities of shitliberalism – they have to double down on their Bolshevik credentials and virtue-signals to still be considered comrades and loyal to the Party.

      In the same vein the old Bolsheviks of “unhealthy” (bourgeoise) origins had to go to ridiculous lengths and declarations of loyalty and love for the Party to avoid being sent to the Gulag.

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    • on July 2, 2017 at 5:49 am Greg Eliot

      The answer to your question, my dear, is that the actors you mentioned aren’t alphas… they only play them on the screen.

      Case in point with de Niro… at the time he was probably the most famous actor and biggest box office, who does he have in tow? A negress wife, and not even a semi-passable one.

      Depp and Cusack? PUH-LEEZE.

      Baldwin comes the closest to be what we call alpha, but even then, you don’t get anywhere in Hollywood unless you’ve kowtowed deeply to the puppetmasters and the approved political sentiments… said kowtowing even goes so far, in some cases, that even men experience the “casting couch” (James Dean, for example).

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      • on July 2, 2017 at 6:21 am Theodora

        Thanks for your answer. Maybe we perceive differentely these “Alpha” males Hollywood celebrities outside the US, since I’m not an American.

        This just proves that Hollyweird is an efficient propaganda tool of libtard America everywhere in the world. Where I live the media made a big case and big headlines about Depp, Cusack, de Niro and a couple of others more or less threatening the president of the US with violence and death. Since millions of people love and cherish them many people thought “Trump might be a horrible person if Jack Sparrow hates him so much”.

        Hollyweird is an efficient propaganda tool not only against white America, but against Whites all over the world. You wouldn’t bielieve how much these Hollywood celebrities make headlines and news around the world.

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      • on July 2, 2017 at 6:31 am Theodora

        Anyway: if you Americans build a wall (which I hope you will do not only for your own good, but to serve as an example for Europeans and people of European descent everywhere), please built it North of Hollyweird. Let them produce, act and direct Mexican telenovelas (their movies in the last decade resemble cheesy telenovelas anyway).

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      • on July 2, 2017 at 10:50 am Captain Obvious

        Theodora, how many WHITE ch!ldren have you b!rthed?

        If you are still young & single, then you need Peak Alpha seed* in your life.

        Just tell us how to get it to you.

        *[σπόρο, σπέρμα, σπέρματος]

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    • on July 2, 2017 at 6:31 am Divine Son of the Flames (Aryan Imperium)

      It’s the biggest known secret that Hollywood, from its inception and to this day, is a social engineering project of the (((diaspora))). You can find interracial prop even in early films.

      If you want to be rewarded with steady work, especially as an aging actor who could be forgotten tomorrow, you proselytize for the molochians.

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      • on July 2, 2017 at 10:43 am Greg Eliot

        Well-done, you saucy son of… well,… we might have to invite you to the Christmas party yet. 😉

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on July 2, 2017 at 12:43 pm Publius

        Trump smacks down CNN on Twitter, sparking new firestorm as network blasts ‘juvenile behavior’ – CNBC
        https://apple.news/AwBek-3QaQM6kEjzYvsAKvw

        Lolzozozoz he’s trolling them hard now.

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      • on July 2, 2017 at 1:18 pm plumpjack

        “Lolzozozoz he’s trolling them hard now.”

        behold the Shitlord Era, where the leader of the free world is paving the way forward, MOCKING the priestly caste.

        no wonder they’re worried…

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