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Corpulence And Consequences

July 6, 2017 by CH

I don’t know any formerly slim women whose personalities and politics didn’t get worse the fatter they got. Every additional pound added to the American female obesity epidemic is a vote added for a shitlib candidate.

Which brings me to the CH Sexual Polarity-Revolutionary Momentum Positive Reinforcement Feedback Mechanism Maxim.

CH Maxim #45: If a revolutionary movement is strengthening, you’ll know it by the slimming figures and feminine demeanor of its women and by the muscular development and confident attitude of its men.

And, as I prophesied and CH Maxim #45 predicts, all the uglies, fatties, and androgynes are coalescing into a fetid force of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while the masculine White men and beautiful White women are aligning firmly and tetris-like in pro-Trump solidarity.

You simply cannot disavow the God of Biomechanics.

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  1. on July 6, 2017 at 11:44 am Ben Shona

    Greg loves those thick bitches. He says,”I’m all about the booty.”

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 11:57 am Captain Obvious

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 11:58 am Captain Obvious

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:42 pm Major7

        I hope that tattoo artist charged big money for the one at the crack of her ass.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:05 pm Hackett To Bits

        Aggghhh! I’m blind!

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:06 pm Captain Obvious

        OMG, can you imagine tattoo-ing Lena Dunham’s a$$-crack?

        I’m gonna laugh about that all day.

        There are not enough Shekels in all of Goldman Sachs to pay me to do that job.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:26 pm Major7

        It’s really hard to do good work with thick rubber gloves and a welders mask.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 2:07 pm Cracker

        she is truly disgusting. and even for being fat, she is relatively young to have so much cellulite.

        i’ve dated girls older than her who had none of that, even when they were overweight.

        has to be all the garbage food, birth control pills, and pharmaceuticals that cause it. i routinely see girls in their 20s around here who have lumpy asses and thighs like that too. even the thinner ones. sad.

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      • on July 7, 2017 at 1:31 am hank

        Is that Merkel?

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 2:03 pm Greg Eliot

      Damn, man… why I gotta take the heat on THIS?

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 7:32 pm skorzecin150

      I love how the schumer doll looks like it’s got downs syndrome. And yes, I know that’s an insult to downies.

      It’s also not to scale…..

      And that other meat sack is what burkas were “invented” for. Or “human” sized ovens for that matter.

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  2. on July 6, 2017 at 11:49 am meistergedanken

    The Unfit typically KNOW they are unfit, and thus feel threatened by a Nietzschean master morality. They are so weak they cannot even aspire to be the strong, trustworthy or noble sort that would traffic in it. The grotesque embrace of their slave morality/ideology then becomes explicable. Thus they are driven to laud degeneracy and are compelled to condemn the forceful wholesomeness of true masculinity.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:02 pm hbconservancy

      That’s why they hate Greek art: Noble ideals hold up the mirror to their own unfitness. Rather than aspire to beauty, they reject it and pretend that their “sculptures” of ugly twisted metal are “art”. Look at the Warsaw Uprising statue behind Trump today. Socialist Realism without the socialism.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:06 pm Captain Obvious

      I saw a N!ggeress at the swimming pool the other day, who was so fat that she had a portable oxygen tank in her purse with nasal cannula up her nose. Guess who’s paying for all that – the swimming pool, the swimming pool filtration [to suck her body grease back out of the pool], the valet ride [with handicapped lift] to and from the front door of the swimming pool, the oxygen tank, the nasal cannula, the whole nine yards?

      That’s right, White Boy, it’s your taxes paying for the N!ggers to laugh all the way to Dunkin G0d-d@mned Donuts and back.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:15 pm mendo

        I saw a negresse with a fried chicken menu in her hand
        walking through the pool with oxgyen in her brain
        She looking for a place to sit her fat ass down
        Gonna get a big dish of fried chitlins.

        Ah, oooo, negresse of ThePool
        Ah, ooooo

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:51 pm Captain Obvious

        It’s funny you say that, because there’s this SJW lifeguard-ette, who despises my Fash Kkk0mmentary about the diarrhea invasion, but the other day she had to scream from across the pool [about 50 yards away] at a family of ghetto n!ggerettes which had brought about $50 worth of Burger King dinners and were plopped down at the edge of the pool munchin on dey sammiches and suckin on dey mirkshakes [where of course anyone who is literate would immediately notice the great big “NO FOOD OR DRINK IN THE POOL AREA” signs plastered all over the facility].

        The very idea of abiding by “Rules” is utterly unique to the White Race.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:21 pm TLM

        CO,

        I was at a nice hotel on a business trip, not sure how the lovely black girl afforded to stay there. But I had a front row view on the treadmill in the gym directly facing the hot tub in the pool area. I was disgusted as this super fat nasty blob of sh*t dangled her ‘legs’ in the hot tub while eating a bag of chips. With all the crumbs from her mouth going straight in the water.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 7:34 pm skorzecin150

        Savages. And that IS judging them by the content of their character.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 6:19 pm vfm#7634

      “The Unfit typically KNOW they are unfit”

      Which is why they have seething contempt for those who treat them like they’re fit.

      This, btw, also holds for fat / ugly women.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 6:27 pm Lichthof

      Cotw

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  3. on July 6, 2017 at 11:52 am Captain Obvious

    Melania Trump In $1,790 Valentino Cropped Wide-Leg Windowpane Pants, Black Sweater On Poland Trip…

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 11:53 am Captain Obvious

      US President Donald Trump (2ndL), his wife Melania Trump (L) and the Polish President Andrzej Duda and his wife Agata Kornhauser-Duda (R)

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 11:54 am Captain Obvious

        EDM DJ and Conservative Activist, Kaya Jones, Wears $18 H&M Dress to the White House

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 3:41 pm wolfie65

        Lokkiddat – the Captain also has nice pictures on file !

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:05 pm hbconservancy

      How dare she? A billionaire’s wife spending $1,790 on clothes? Doesn’t she know that there are fat babymommas out there needing another helping of chicken wings?

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:22 pm Dude

        haha totally

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:55 pm Captain Obvious

        As menopausal MILFs go, the current Mrs Trump is a hard HB 9.95+.

        Normally I wouldn’t let my womynzzzezes go out in public dressed in black [it looks too drearily SJWish], but sometimes you just gotta make an exception.

        Whew, she was smokin’ in that outfit.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:59 pm mendo

        She wore that top well.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 7:35 pm skorzecin150

      That better be before they got there, no ‘groids allowed in Poland (ah, if only).

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  4. on July 6, 2017 at 11:59 am Publius

    lolzozozoozozzoz on topic

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/06/british-woman-faces-jail-time-for-making-up-sexual-assault-rape-stories.html

    check the photo of the perp lzozozlzo

    [CH: j’acYUGE!]

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:05 pm Ironsides

      Even Ahab wouldn’t harpoon that white whale.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:10 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:04 pm Hackett To Bits

        Not even Spinal Tap would tap that wide load…

        -My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
        I love to sink her with my pink torpedo

        Big Bottom
        Big Bottom
        Talk about mud flaps
        My gal’s got ’em

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:18 pm jvo17

      Land whale.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 3:46 pm wolfie65

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:31 pm PA

      What would a legal eagle here in the comments think about a normal looking, wrongly accused man’s defense including this rhetorical flourish:

      “Your honor, let’s level here. Look at my client. And look at his accuser. Does this court sincerely believe that he would rape her? I can assure you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that he finds few things as viscerally repellent — aside from being falsely accused of such a horrible crime — as the thought of any intimate contact with her.”

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 12:40 pm Major7

        Defense – Your honor, we request a recess so my client can throw up.

        Judge – Again?

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  5. on July 6, 2017 at 12:05 pm Ayy Bola

    Well shit I guess I gotta go be an SJW then

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:31 pm Xwarper

      An SJW? Take a shotgun, some Xanax (for the mouth cold sores you got from sucking your Cultural Marxist womyn’s studies homo-dick), and an Alinsky bible with the passages on “Israeli moral superiority” highlighted in yellow. X.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 7:44 pm skorzecin150

      Don’t worry brother, we can’t all be like Adonis.

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  6. on July 6, 2017 at 12:19 pm mendo

    Wasn’t that the title of Dostoevsky’s last novel, but he didn’t live long enough to finish it?

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm Greg Eliot

      In Russia, the novels read YOU!

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  7. on July 6, 2017 at 12:24 pm Xwarper

    The God of Biomechanics

    slouches lazily over a marble railing like Michelangelo’s David, pale as white alabaster, barely a smile to his face. He runs his hand along the railing and says . . .

    “If I drop down ten knotted ropes, I can hang fifty fatties on these same lines. Problem is, for all the material I save, they’ll snap and fall upon the cheering spectators like sacks of fetid laundry. What to do, what to do . . . Will anyone solve my godly dilemma? You there, descendant of Darwin. Invent a giant washing machine to tumble female pigs to death for me? I will reward you with an HBD9 and jetting orgasms all over her taut eager face . . .”

    — xwarper.wordpress.com

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 12:35 pm Major7

      ur warped.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:03 pm Captain Obvious

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  8. on July 6, 2017 at 12:31 pm elmertjones

    Goes for the fellas as well. Excess 10 lbs makes you look 10 years older.

    [CH: fatness is one of those things that really does hit women harder.]

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 1:02 pm Damn Crackers

      Funny how there is no body acceptance movement for fat guys. No love for the Fat Boys.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:03 pm Damn Crackers

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:33 pm Major7

        I was gonna comment that I used to love the Fat Boys, but then I listened to the song and realized how terrible they were, and I used to like that shit. Youth is truly wasted on the young.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 2:38 pm everybodyhatesscott

        Funny how there is no body acceptance movement for fat guys. No love for the Fat Boys.

        The dad-bod movement…

        Almost every guy I know is fat. It’s pathetic. Every day I see some fat couple get engaged on fb and it makes me die a little inside. Fat guy, fat girl, no options and a future full of fat kids.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 6:33 pm Lichthof

        I lost 20 pounds by just stopping eating.
        Adelbert Holl fought in Stalingrad on a cup of coffee and rye bread.
        How much food do desk jockeys need?

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      • on July 7, 2017 at 12:48 pm oink

        Adelbert Holl fought in Stalingrad on a cup of coffee and rye bread.

        You shall not defile the memory of the brave men that fought the bolshevismus, you BND pos

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  9. on July 6, 2017 at 12:33 pm Divine Son of the Flames (Aryan Imperium)

    This is a counterrevolution.

    Reversing decades of engineered chaos.

    Trump is the beginning. He’s revealed the subhumanity and bloodlust of your enemies.

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  10. on July 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm Major7

    “the CH Sexual Polarity-Revolutionary Momentum Positive Reinforcement Feedback Mechanism Maxim”

    Now that’s catchy.

    [CH: just wait until it’s a jeopardy answer.]

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 1:28 pm Major7

      I think that’s the point when we know we’ve won. Heartiste quotes on Jeopardy.

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  11. on July 6, 2017 at 12:37 pm PA

    — If a revolutionary movement is strengthening, you’ll know it by the . . . and by the muscular development and confident attitude of its men.

    I did notice a hint of this in Europe last summer. Danish and Norwegian male labor-workers at their respective airports looked like big, tatted American rednecks. Young dudes further East in small towns looked jacked, unlike on my previous visits.

    Could be many reasons for this, including the cynical one that men are in htper-competition for scraps on the sexual market. Even so, a revolutionary spirit is a byproduct of strength.

    [CH: yeah the sexual market dynamic is the more important contributor, but if men are getting jacked to compensate for an unfavorable sex skew then that is bound to have positive knock on effects on the political and social consciences of those men.]

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 1:40 pm vfm#7634

      Maybe they figure they’ll have to be fighting muslims and antifa one-on-one and should be prepared.

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  12. on July 6, 2017 at 1:02 pm Lichthof

    That girl who peed on the flag via a substitute dick…into the toilet…fits all the CH themes…

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  13. on July 6, 2017 at 1:07 pm realAndrew

    And don’t forget this
    http://www.dailywire.com/news/16850/study-weak-men-more-likely-be-socialists-amanda-prestigiacomo

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  14. on July 6, 2017 at 1:13 pm Hackett To Bits

    “Fetid forces…”
    G20 protester / protesteress, not sure which…

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 6:20 pm vfm#7634

      Looks like Angela Merkel.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm skorzecin150

        In more ways than one….

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  15. on July 6, 2017 at 1:17 pm jeangray07

    You see it in Hollywood all the time, only for actresses it’s age instead of fat. Scarlett Johansson wasn’t politically outspoken or activist minded at all until she hit her 30s and stopped topping all of the sexy lists. Not that she’s gotten fat at all, but she definitely isn’t commanding the kind of roles she was getting 10 years ago. She even chopped her hair off and picked up the torch for Planned Parenthood, as if she is deliberately going out of her way to look less feminine and nurturing.

    Without proper guidance and a firm hand, we ladies are just two steps away from being a trainwreck.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 1:23 pm Hackett To Bits

      SJ is incredibly overrated. Her facial features are crooked.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 1:41 pm vfm#7634

        But of course (((Scarlett Johansson))) will be defective.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 2:01 pm Greg Eliot

        The vast majority of (ahem) actresses (((they’ve))) been parading before us for the past few generations as “sex symbols” are overrated versions of Audrey Hepburn (herself overrated), but without the innate grace.

        Natalie Portman? Sandra Bullock? Emma Stone (looked like an insect in La La Land, fer cryin’ out loud!)?

        Even the cute blondes don’t have any kind of va-va-voom figures on ’em, like the Marylins and Jaynes and Anitas of yore.

        .

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 3:07 pm PA

        I’m not adamant on vavoom (love ’em willowy petites) but I agree, contemporary lineup does nothing for me. Same goes for ‘thots with guns’ pics.

        I saw a Menonite(?) family on the subway today, put a big smile on my face.

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      • on July 6, 2017 at 3:07 pm PA

        I’m not adamant on vavoom (love ’em willowy petites) but I agree, contemporary lineup does nothing for me. Same goes for ‘thots with guns’ pics.

        I saw a Menonite(?) family on the subway today, put a big smile on my face.

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 3:53 pm wolfie65

      Did someone say ‘nurturing’ :

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    • on July 6, 2017 at 8:11 pm skorzecin150

      Have to agree on those willowy petites PA.

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  16. on July 6, 2017 at 2:59 pm Doktor Jeep

    Arch-lolbert Neil Boortz was right about one thing in his day: “Mental obesity brings about physical obesity”.

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  17. on July 6, 2017 at 3:34 pm Corpulence And Consequences | Reaction Times

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