This is Lisa Sparxxx (néigh Lisa Hansen):
She is a porn star who holds the world record for most sexual partners in a single day: 919 cockas.
Look at her eyes staring back at you. What you see is a literal thousand cock stare. Vacant and deranged….the same look a soldier has when he’s seen too much blood and death.
Whatever anima pulsed in the broken vessel of her body abandoned her for good around cock number 300, I’d wager.
For the record, would only bang in virginal condition. She’s not hot enough to overcome the disgust factor at porking the semen slide which is her vagina.
She raises the question I now call “why are there ugly porn stars?” She exists in pron only to continue her career by increasing her outlier willingness to do weird shit?
Granted, a lot of girls are in the biz because they’re freaks. But also hot. I guess my point is I wouldn’t watch a one on one “normal” scene with this trainwreck (but I also wouldn’t watch her in that 1000 guy gangbang, but I assume there are customers for that).
But in order to stay in the biz…those girls over the hill need to become freakshows.
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They literally
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She’s morphed into an amalgam of all those guys who left a little something of themselves inside her.
Tried to find the “hot dog in a hallway” photo, but couldn’t find the right one.
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She went out on a fishing trip with a yacht-full of dudes and came home with a red snapper.
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right? more like a clown car photo.
I mean, what is the point of her?
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Tom Arnold quote when Rosanne commented on the size of his manhood:
“Even a 747 looks small inside the Grand Canyon.”
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Empowered jewish woman
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Encrusted jewish woman
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Here eyes don’t look vacant… in fact, they look quite, well… as if she’s been fucked silly.
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Lisa Skanxxx… phew, you can almost smell her from the photo alone. 😦
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Eau de toilet
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She puts the ooze in cooze.
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[…] Literal Thousand Cock Stare […]
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Makes one’s skin crawl but It doesn’t take anywhere near 1000 cocks to totally and permanently destroy a women. 10-12 usually works just fine. Even fewer for some.
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absolutely
and it adds up fast for a lot of them so they don’t even see it as being a problem. their cuck boyfriends don’t either. until it’s too late and they’ve already LTR’d the skanks up and start paying the price for their girl’s former sluttitude.
all it takes is a couple or three serious boyfriends, some casual hookups in college, then a few more during the early to mid 20 bar scene and their ability to bond and have healthy sex and relationships with men is ruined.
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and that’s the average girl now.
but even the ones who have only had 5 or so are messed up
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I was at a wedding and the bride’s best friend gave some silly speech (she even had it written down, friggin’ amateur) and said as loud as she could, in front of family, friends and even the girl’s own fiance: WE DATED A LOT OF GUYS!
[CH: groace. if i were the groom i would’ve walked off right then.]
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n = 0, 1, 2, INFINITY
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“and that’s the average girl now.”
it was already pretty bad in the 80s. girls were ready to go once they got left junior high. but that was before IUDs. now they’re even freer. do they start earlier? doubt it. do they up their n count? possibly.
however, I’m not sure it’s the number of cocks that ruins them but rather the number of ALPHA cocks that rejected them.
they seem to relate to beta cocks the way they relate to dildos. useful tools. a beta cock at 9am is forgotten by 1030….but an alpha cock who uses her for a scratching post? now we’re talking permanent damage. and it only takes one.
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yeah, i think you’re right to some extent. although i think girls do get damaged by having sex with betas as well. especially if there have been more than a few.
i’m thinking they must have some level of disgust and shame with themselves for not being able to get better quality men and for giving themselves freely to men who are not.
that’s got to eat away at their sense of self worth and do a number on their psyche.
then it manifests itself as resentment toward any future men they encounter and an inability to bond in a healthy way with the dudes who are unlucky enough to couple up with them.
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too true
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@plumpjack
“an alpha cock who uses her for a scratching post? now we’re talking permanent damage. and it only takes one.”
Fielding’s Law: every tattoo is an alpha who pumped her and dumped her. The hamster whispers, “I’ll look cooler and find another.” But the hindbrain roars, “I wasn’t pretty enough – I’ll uglify to proove it.”
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Well, on the positive side, just the act of obtaining and maneuvering 919 guys into and out of a single video shoot is an impressive logistical feat, whoever did it. The paperwork alone would break most people.
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Friggin’ hilarious. But yes, the paperwork is murder.
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919 HIV tests?
That’s getting to be some serious coin.
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Can you get an HIV test for less than $50 retail?
Maybe if you were (((a pr0n Sanhedrin))) you could negotiate it down to a wholesale cost of $15 or $20 per, but even that would be the better part of $20K.
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There’s a bulk version, so it drops per 100 tests. Costco also sells them
kekekekek.
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massa Teddy and massa Wilson made damn sure US gots the best ((organizers)) in place for such
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Teddy was a papist, just like you is, Habsburg squeeler.
Speaking of Habsburg, if old Woody Wilson fucked him like you say he did, that is the only thing that son of a bitch did right in his entire worthless life.
I’m sure all three of the bastards are having one hot time right now.
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Teddy Roosevelt, who oversaw the great ((frontrunner)) importation was, according to ((sources)):
Dutch Reformed Church, and gradually switched to attending his wife’s Episcopalian church
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Do the math. Lets say 6″ average. At 10 pokes, that is almost a mile of Cocksas. Thats alot of cocksas.
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Queue the song:
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How did she survive that? Kevlar armor?
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That’s how she got her name: Sparxxx
Sparks must have been shooting out her ass.
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Gotta love dat good ol’ nigger spelling, bitch musta got dat handle from some disco band album she snorted coke off of befo’ she fuck Tyrelle.
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I’m surprised OSHA didn’t make her wear a helmet.
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well she’s certainly got stamina and ambition. she would have been 24 at the time.
“Responding to a follow up question about her 2004 World Gangbang Record, She Said :
“The record is 919. It was set in ’04 in Poland. I had a blast… a little sore for a few weeks but I had fun. It was kind of like an out of body experience to be able to finish without stopping. The event was suppose to take place at an adult convention. However the Polish government wanted nothing to do with it. So it was a fun cat and mouse chase. I was a little nervous checking in at the airport, going through customs. I figured the Polish Government would catch up with us there. However nothing happened and I was more than happy to be on a plane for a 13 hour flight back home.””
https://www(dot)360nobs(dot)com/2014/12/woman-who-slept-with-919-men-in-24hrs-finally-narrates-experience-to-boobpedia/
what do you think, cap? buns ==>> oven?
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“I personally like men only. I have never done a scene with a girl… My eyes, boobs and big ass are my greatest assets, hehehe. I love the fact that they are natural and that is a rarity in this business”
Wouldn’t it be perfect if she showed up on this thread to contest CH’s classification of her eyes?
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Does anyone know why there’s still a p0rn industry paying people to star in videos? The Web is throbbing with free stuff. Maybe there’s a difference in quality?
[CH: variety is the spice of life. men are programmed to fap to a pornucopia of pleasing pussy.]
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Production quality. Pron’s real strength is selling the fantasy. That takes props, costumes, makeup–to fix all that damaged skin and glam up the whores, location–sets and the like, and camerawork. While webcams have their place, that single cam action just can’t compete with the floating camera covering all the angles.
Throw in VR pron and the illusion becomes virtual reality.
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loans from jewish banks, to jewish producers to destroy the goys
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It’s a little baffling to me, also. Who would buy a car if free ones were parked in a continuous fringe along every roadside, everywhere?
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I am just absolutely puzzled. Since when has any sex been really free? Even gaming without cash would cost oodles of time. The most important thing you have.
Oh, and yes, my gaming sucks
[CH: affordable lifelike sexbots might be the closest humanity cums to free sex.]
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Sometimes the sound’s not synced with the action and it’s disorienting and infuriating. Spoils the mood.
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yes, with so much free stuff going around, I dont think it’s really lucrative… that’s why I think the theory of the “hidden agenda” makes perfect sense.
there’s no way the ny times or washington post are lucrative, as business, but in indirect ways ((( it needs to exist )))
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Ease of access for one; maybe if Prostitution ever becomes legal that might take a serious dent out of it……
Beyond that; for those without any real levels of GAME, it’s getting pretty rough out there.
Also a surprisingly high amount of men seem to have no real sense of worth, dignity or value.
Single Mom-hood seems to have an interesting cost there.
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She wears a necklace with her name on it like a pet might wear a collar.
She’s not a stray. Is she owned or abandoned, like some poor mutt bitch along the roadside with her collar still ’round his neck long after the new puppy smiles and laughter quit the children’s faces several weeks into house-training?
If she were a dog adopted from the roadside, we’d call her a rescue animal.
What do we call her if some church group adopts her and marries her to some desperate beta?
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Jesus don’t give them any ideas Clod. Rescue dogs are a scam as it is; of course they breed more to meet the demand and make $. Rescue sluts would be even worse.
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I wonder how many different strains of exotic virus she caught during that?
Never mind, even peripherally imagining what happened makes me want to spend the next week throwing up.
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Porn stars always have wierd faces
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they do. even when this girl was young, she was not better than a five.
i think the porn industry gets all the leftover girls who aren’t pretty enough to make it as models or actresses.
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“For the record, would only bang in virginal condition. She’s not hot enough to overcome the disgust factor at porking the semen slide which is her vagina.”
She has already gained significant weight. Maybe a 5. Looks like she’ll be obese in a few years.
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I wonder if they weighed her before & after. Like, did she gain more weight in semen than she lost in sweat?
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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“néigh” Hansen indeed
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Wanna see an even more realistic 1000 cock stare?
Look at the faces of the women holding up “refugees welcome” signs.
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Holy Mackerel! And, I mean that literally.
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Yeah, she looks like she’s eaten a thousand dicks.
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That woman’s vagina is the Spermatozoon’s Graveyard.
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Don’t stare too long into her eyes, should her eyes stare long into YOU.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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The girls in porn were never hot. You should look at those famous “stars” without makeup. That’s art man. They grab a skank from a strip club and apply the paint and soon she looks fuckable. It seems like they age and go bad overnight, but actually that makeup doesn’t go far past the money shot. Porn is where they go to support a drug habit. The myth of riches and fame never materialize.
Remember Nina Hartley? She was a nice Jewish girl from Brooklyn that was a “porn star” back in the 1980s. She famously said she was doing well in taking dick in skin flicks. She bought herself a Truck! Yeah, a Truck. Whoo hoo. Couldn’t buy that slinging hash at a roadside diner. Cocaine and Heroin are EXPENSIVE.
She’s still earning on her back. I hear she’s gone black cause she hit the Wall. She’s a granny milf that takes blacks cause she don’t draw video crowds no more. That’s the sex biz. They like young skanks and doll them up. The retirement plan is doing it with the risky STD vectors to pay the rent.
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Agree with everything after the first three sentences. However, now that pr0n is so prevalent and less stigmatized than ever, many real cuties are getting into it. Heartbreaking.
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this is true. Some of the new girls are sad. Because they seem like sweet, hot normies. Who just want to be dp’d and choked.
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most girls do NOT seek it out. they get (((tricked))) into it.
they show up for a modeling gig interview and a guy offers them $1000 to have sex on camera. they get turned on by the power and easy money and it’s downhill from there.
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plumpjack is right. the girls all start out thinking they are going to be famous actresses and models then find out how much competition there is and can’t get jobs.
they jump at the first offer of money they get thinking it will only be this one time. before they know it, they are sucked in and can’t get out.
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Yeah you could buy a Truck slinging hashbrowns at a diner.
But it would still take a little while to pay off.
Women in the pron-business can buy a house and a truck and have it paid off “now”. Not months, years or even decades down the line with the case of a house.
And they can be pretty nice houses and cars as well.
It’s kind of like stripping; if they actually avoid doing the drugs a lot of these women could retire for life after a year or two in the business.
Not semi-retired with a part time job at 72; but full on “retired on their own private island” kind of retired at 19 if they really feel like it.
Doing a job where they work one day a month.
Remember seeing a documentary about it where an agents talking about how what other job can you think of where someone who might not even have a high school diploma makes the same kind of money as a doctor?
Which makes it a littler harder to feel sympathy really.
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What’s even more fxcked up is that at the time of the event, in 2004,she was 27 (born 1977) and already married for almost ten years (got married at 18 – in 1995) i.e. she already got wived up…what’s even more messed up is the fact that her husband suggested this line of ‘work’.
Dude seems to be special needs to say the least.
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How can you date or even marry a porn actress? I can’t even.
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