Today we have two Shiv of the Week contenders vying for the Sacred Shiv of the Order of Shivlord.
Shiv wielder #1:
VS
Shiv wielder #2:
One shiv is a penetrating thrust into vitals, the other shiv is a poison-tipped prick of the skin. Both shivs have similar effects on the egos of the victims: crushing deflation.
Poll:
Shiv of the Week winner is...