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If Thot, Say “I Do Not”

July 31, 2017 by CH

Never marry an attention whore. Fuck and chuck her, sure, but don’t betroth her.

Exhibit A, courtesy of reader Lord Mooch,

Hey Heartiste-My goodness, you will love reading this little paragraph below. Paige Spiranac is a mediocre golfer who’s amassed nevertheless an audience of over 1 million thirsty betas who salivate at the thought of squeezing her frontal flesh beanbags.

Nice schwing.

She’s about to get married and this is what she had to say about her fiance. This dude is in a WHOLE lot of trouble:

“She played hard-to-get for months, but they finally met up when Spiranac was in Carlsbad, Calif., getting her clubs tuned up at Callaway. Tinoco looks like Mark Wahlberg, down to the bulging biceps, but what really impressed Spiranac were his old-fashioned manners. “So he was the first guy who’s ever gotten me flowers and opened up doors for me,” she says. “He took me on a real date, and it was such a refreshing change from Netflix and chill. He’s just a really nice, respectful guy with a good heart. After so many bad relationships I finally met a good one.”

Attention whore basically admits she has a history of riding the cock carousel and putting out for men who never took her on a “real date”, is relieved to finally meet a “really nice, respectful guy”….I predict divorce proceedings commence in under two years time.

Is it EVER a good idea to wife up an instagram thot who unconvincingly pastes on the coy, chaste look of purity while highlighting her cleavage, purposely, in thousands of pics to lusty beta fappers who dream of licking her sweaty golfshoe toes? Rhetorical.

What was it PA wrote about the three kinds of women?

Some of the White men had dusky girlfriends too. What’s the fucking point, gentlemen? It’s not worth it unless it’s yours. Admittedly though, there is a personal bias in my question; I accept that men have the freedom to forge their own destiny, even if it leads to their death. Women, not so — a woman is born with three choices: to be a wife, a nun, or a prostitute. The flaw of modernity is the fact that they try to be all three, to farcical effect.

Paige Spiranac is neither wife nor nun material. She is, however, a prostitute in all but technicality. And you don’t marry a prostitute. Have fun with her, but never wife her up. The thot may have a heart of gold, but her pussy is paved with sloot intentions.

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  1. on July 31, 2017 at 9:36 am Anonymous

    first!

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:22 pm Captain Obvious

      I dunno, it sounds like GBFM mighta been first: “and it was such a refreshing change from Netflix and chill”

      BRING DA MOVIES!!!

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:31 pm Captain Obvious

        I wonder how many bags of Skittles she’s swallowed?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:48 pm Libertardian

        “All of ’em, I think.”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:57 pm mendo

        I thot I twah a putty whack

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  2. on July 31, 2017 at 9:41 am mad66mav

    Aaaaand Boom goes the dynamite!

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 9:01 pm mendo

      When she said “I do” I said “With who?”

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  3. on July 31, 2017 at 9:42 am Days of Broken Arrows

    Are those real or fake? Boobpedia sidesteps the issue. They don’t usually do that, so this makes me think she has a PR person who crafts her online image and makes sure info like that doesn’t get out.

    Anyway, if they’re fake, he’s in for even more trouble since women with implants are generally unstable.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3186950/Women-breast-implants-THREE-times-likely-commit-suicide-die-alcohol-drug-use-study-finds.html

    [CH: i dated a girl with fake tits and she was emotionally unstable and prone to manipulative scheming (playing one man off another, for instance). slut and headcase tells are real.]

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:11 am mendo

      I cannot abide fake tits. The feel of them is off on so many levels. And if they’re the shit kind, you can feel the silicon moving inside. Even A-cups (God bless them) feel better than anything synthetic.

      Interestingly enough, Anglin brings this up from time to time.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:15 am Southern Man

        God bless ’em, indeed. Give me an A-cup Angel any time.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:38 am irishsavant

      The sex can be great while it lasts though….

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:38 am Anonymous

      they don’t look fake to me. they look very natural in that second pic, in the form-fitting dress.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:50 am Hackett To Bits

        When you meet one of these, the correct thing to say up front is “hey your dr did a pretty good job”. Assume the Sloot, let her qualify herself.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:51 am Hackett To Bits

        And yes, either way, would bang like a screen door in a hurricane.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:05 pm Days of Broken Arrows

        That’s the one that looked fake to me. The waist-to-chest ratio looks wrong and they stick out too much. Natural ones that big would sag a bit, not matter how good the bra. A bunch of cleavage pics that come up in google images also raise issues.

        [CH: fake tits can be very deceptive under clothes, but unwrapped there’s no mistaking them. it’s like fondling rocks.]

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 2:02 pm elmertjones

      Only the strippers with fake tits will pommel your face and put you at risk for whiplash.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 4:30 pm mmaier2112

      BOOBPEDIA????

      How have I lived without knowing this site existed???

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:53 pm mendo

        haha…I just discovered it about two weeks ago myself.

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  4. on July 31, 2017 at 9:50 am If Thot, Say “I Do Not” | @the_arv

    […] If Thot, Say “I Do Not” […]

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  5. on July 31, 2017 at 9:56 am plumpjack

    “it was such a refreshing change from Netflix and chill”

    translation: booty call. and bring your own popcorn.

    poor beta. anyone know his name? fire up the chateau medevac helicopter! we gotta drop a rope to this guy. beta going down! beta going down!

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:11 am Nads

      Bring da movies.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:15 am Cracker

      saddest part is that the guy is reminded that she’s been with a lot of men every time she says stuff like that but he commits to her anyway.

      i have a friend with a girl who says things like that all the time. she’ll say, ‘well, we all know i had lots of fun in college, wink wink’ or ‘i wasn’t exactly a virgin when we met’

      makes me cringe every time i hear crap like that. he acts like he doesn’t care of course.

      i honestly wonder how a man can even get turned on by a girl knowing she’s been with a lot of men before him.

      i mean seriously, how does that happen. i’m instantly turned off by a woman once i find out she’s been with a lot of men. i can only see her as something dirty i don’t want to touch.

      how do other men not feel that way? i don’t get it.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:30 am vfm#7634

        If she’s joking about being a total ho-bag in the past while her putative boyfriend is listening, it’s because she knows he’s a beta.

        If she still suspected he had alpha in him, she wouldn’t dare talk about it for fear of having him take off and get with someone else.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:33 am plumpjack

        it’s those tits, man. they’re deadly if you don’t have the antibodies.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:00 pm Greg Eliot

        Jonas Salk couldn’t even come up with THAT vaccine.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:27 pm Captain Obvious

        (((Jonas Salk))) murd3red tens [or hundreds???] of thousands of White ch!ldren in his rush to be the first to market and beat the Johns Hopkins team [which was pleading for caution before proceeding].

        In a sane society, (((Jonas Salk))) would have been fed to starving swine.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:22 am tteclod

      I heard my wife say something really disappointing that reminded me of advice I’d read here from one of ya’ll.

      My daughter fucked-up and lost her college scholarship (paperwork – not grades). My wife and mom were talking about it, and Mom said, “I think it’s good ya’ll are making her deal with the financial consequences of her mistake. She’s never going to be an adult if she isn’t forced to learn from her mistakes.”

      Which is very similar to what one of ya’ll told me about my brother, a hopeless “beta” who can’t even get hitched to a willing girl. I think he’s so “beta” he facilitated her conversion to THOT. The advice from here (paraphrased), “You can teach him, but you can’t make him learn.”

      The poor fool who the golf THOT purports to wed may be such a man. The sad truth is that we can’t save everybody. Our culture elevates the outcome of welfare, charity, and other kindness to heights far beyond the rate of return for such interventions. People who suck at life – or just make normal mistakes – cannot necessarily be saved.

      Chateau Heartiste – no matter how awesome – is not the only source of realtalk wisdom. Any man over the age of thirtyish either knows the truth or willfully ignores it. There is no third option.

      Focus your effort on family, friends, and known allies. Very few of us have the resources for more than that.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:30 pm Captain Obvious

        “The sad truth is that we can’t save everybody.”

        That’s a quarrel I used to have with Matt King on this board, back in the day.

        Some people are simply condemned, and failing to acknowledge this horror is to regurgitate the red pill and go back to your old blue-pill-sucking life of Pretty Little Lies.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 9:07 pm King

        This is good, and it is acceptable in the sight of God our Savior, who desires all men to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.
        (1 Timothy 2:3-4)


        (Book of Zyzz)

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      • on August 2, 2017 at 3:26 pm tteclod

        “Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned: From which some having swerved have turned aside unto vain jangling; desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neither what they say, nor whereof they affirm. But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully; knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, for whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; according to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust.”
        …
        “Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: for it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained. But refuse profane and old wives’ fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness. For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come. This is a faithful saying and worthy of all acceptation.”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 9:34 pm Greg Eliot

        “Is that what a man looks like?”

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      • on August 2, 2017 at 3:09 pm tteclod

        no

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    • on August 1, 2017 at 5:49 am throbbinggristleblog

      Met one woman who cheerfully discussed the relative sexual merits of several of my colleagues in barely veiled terms IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND. The poor bastard wasn’t happy, but said nothing.

      I’m not sure how women can manage to make marriage less appealing than it is now, but they just keep finding ways.

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    • on August 1, 2017 at 1:36 pm Randy The Random

      I think we found the lucky guy:

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/07/31/soft-skin-in-the-game/#comment-901295

      “The mother of my children “auditioned” me in bed the day after we met, bragging that she had had 75 guys before me. So what? I had two genetic-miracle children with her DNA.

      This tennis pro sounds like she has the genetics I would be looking for if I were in the marriage market. What are *you* guys looking for?”

      Mission accomplished Soldier 76! At ease!

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  6. on July 31, 2017 at 10:02 am midnightavej

    “Paved with sloot intentions”

    This is why I read. ❤

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  7. on July 31, 2017 at 10:10 am vfm#7634

    Tinoco looks like Mark Wahlberg, down to the bulging biceps, but what really impressed Spiranac were his old-fashioned manners. “So he was the first guy who’s ever gotten me flowers and opened up doors for me,” she says. “He took me on a real date, and it was such a refreshing change from Netflix and chill. He’s just a really nice, respectful guy with a good heart. After so many bad relationships I finally met a good one.”

    Most likely he’s one of those good-looking betas who get and lose hot women relatively easily, but what’s the possibility that this fellow is actually somewhat old-fashioned but still alpha with decent Game, and she’s letting her hamster paint him as a beta gentleman?

    I mean, being an Instagram ho may perhaps be an off-kilter way for certain attractive women to try to attract a desirable man out of the ether due to their frustrations at not finding one IRL, and they perhaps don’t realize that alphas don’t stalk women online. IOW, it’s possible to be an Instagram ho without actually being a real ho.

    I suppose one way to tell would be to see if her solicitations for male attention tail off over the next few months, as indicated by a decreasing rate of new pictures (Instagram) or friends requests from men accepted (Facebook). If they do, he’s alpha. If not, then beta boob it is.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:24 am Cracker

      “it’s possible to be an Instagram ho without actually being a real ho.”

      unlikely but possible

      but she’s already admitted to Netflix and chills and ‘so many bad relationships’

      that means lost of cocksas in her past.

      once a whore always a whore in my opinion. even if she stays faithful now, the trail all those other men left behind on her never really goes away. she’s still used up, dirty, and damaged.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:33 am vfm#7634

        but she’s already admitted to Netflix and chills and ‘so many bad relationships’

        Yeah, I see. If she had said “a couple of” bad relationships, it might not be quite so bad. But “so many”… yeah, slut tell.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:50 am plumpjack

        “but she’s already admitted to Netflix and chills and ‘so many bad relationships’”

        the shamelessness is the big tell.

        however, you can also see from this naively candid statement how vanishingly rare it is for a girl to meet an apex alpha.

        if she had met just ONE in her entire life, he would’ve told her to stop sleeping around and STFU about her past if she ever hoped to keep a decent man around… and she would’ve listened.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:52 am Cracker

        yeah, this girl is way past the limit of respectable i’m sure.

        even with other girls you still need to be careful not to brush it off too quick when a girl says she has only had a couple relationships though.

        depends on the personality of course, some girls mean what they say and aren’t the type to slut around. so a couple relationships isn’t bad in that case.

        but most girls don’t count one night stands or casual flings as relationships either. so if she was a sorority girl or cheerleader in college and liked to drink and go out with friends a lot during or between relationships, she probably had a some one night stands and casual flings thrown in there too.

        those don’t count in her mind because they weren’t ‘relationships’. doesn’t make it any less true that she gave herself willingly to all those men and they’ve left a mark on her.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 7:13 pm Alexander Hutchison

        She seems to tell the whole story with her complaint of the “Netflix and chill” crack. “It’s good to have a man who doesn’t want sex all the time. I’ve just been so worn out, before him.”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 7:26 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        Instagram hos are worse: they’re completely conditioned to receiving what they want without doing anything at all.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:48 am aletheia

      She referenced sex with other men (i.e. netflix and chill) while talking about her husband. Therefore he is not someone she respects all that much.

      [CH: on the money.]

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:03 am Carlos Danger

      Sounds like recycled virginity to me. I bet she tells men she has only slept with around 20 guys.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:14 am plumpjack

        “Sounds like recycled virginity to me.”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:49 am Carlos Danger

        Heeelp get me outta here!

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:58 am Greg Eliot

        “Damn, you gots a big pussy!” (Damn, you gots a big pussy)

        “You didn’t have to say it twice.”

        “I didn’t”.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:08 pm Hackett To Bits

        Must tell myself that I’m not here
        I’m drowning in a liquid fear
        Bottled in a strong compression,
        My distortion shows obsession
        In the cave
        Get me out of this cave!

        (h/t DoBA)

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:30 pm robert

        For.The.Win.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:45 pm mendo

        Guy: How ’bout a little pussy?

        Girl: I’d love one. Mine’s as big as a house.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:06 pm Ironsides

        Pussy jokes from Predator, eh, mendo?

        “…it’s because of the echo.”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:31 pm mendo

        Ironside, just following Greg’s lead. He brought up the echo joke.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:51 pm Ironsides

        That’s weird, about half of those posts weren’t visible to me before. Including the echo one by Greg. My Internet going bad? Some new mod weirdness?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:17 pm Sentient

        standard ‘Epiphany Phase” girl… pROBABLY SPOTTED A WRINKLE OR GRAY HAIR…

        https://therationalmale.com/2012/12/19/the-epiphany-phase/

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:48 pm vfm#7634

        “Guy: How ’bout a little pussy?

        Girl: I’d love one. Mine’s as big as a house.”

        @mendo
        One single mom THOT casually mentioned to me and another dude that she used to have “the most beautiful pussy in the world”, but it tore and got a bit stretched after she had her child.

        Uh… yeah. Okay.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:10 pm Damn Crackers

      There is a reason why the Bible says not to marry a whore – Hosea, 1 Corinthians 6, etc.

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    • on August 1, 2017 at 7:44 am wolfie65

      “Tinoco looks like Mark Wahlberg, down to the bulging biceps, but what really impressed Spiranac were his old-fashioned manners.”
      LOLOZLOZLOZLZO
      Good one !

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      • on August 1, 2017 at 7:51 am Ironsides

        Who says women have no sense of humor?

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  8. on July 31, 2017 at 10:16 am racerxx

    Sadly, the [beta] Thirst is Real.

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  9. on July 31, 2017 at 10:21 am applecider25

    >The thot may have a heart of gold, but her pussy is paved with sloot intentions.

    Poetry.

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  10. on July 31, 2017 at 10:21 am Thot_destroyer

    How many months beofre Dustin Johnson has this ho bent over a sink at a sponsor event??

    This is the poor sap who will be cucked soon, if he hasn’t been already.

    http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/it-looks-paige-spiranac-got-engaged-dubai/

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:43 am vfm#7634

      Dubai, eh? I wonder how many rich Arabs shat on her before she got the ring put on?

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:44 pm Universe

      He looks too nice.
      Her apparent committment to attention seeking might fry his nads.
      Gotta learn from somewhere.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:43 pm Major7

      Did you see the link where she drove a golf ball teed up on some guys mouth?

      http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/watch-spiranac-hits-ball-dudes-mouth/

      Thirsty betas will do ANYTHING to look up a thot’s skirt.

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  11. on July 31, 2017 at 10:33 am Scanman

    Never heard of this mediocre shaft swinger/ball striker before today but admit to finding her undeniably attractive.

    Jus beta I guess…

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 10:36 am plumpjack

      yes. tapping that would not be a chore for me. but a netflix movie might be a bit more than I’m willing to invest.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:01 pm Ironsides

      Oh, she’s good-looking. Just that wifing her up is like marrying a public toilet.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:20 pm E

      No one would call you a beta for finding her attractive, we all do, but we would call you a beta for putting a ring on that thing.

      “so many bad relationships” = anally destroyed by Chad Thrundercocks.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:51 pm Cracker

      yep, marry her no way, i wouldn’t even LTR her.

      [CH: she’s the kind of thot i’d happily bang for as long as it took to catch her, or me, cheating.]

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:14 pm Ripp

        [CH: she’s the kind of thot i’d happily bang for as long as it took to catch her, or me, cheating.]

        HEH

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:32 pm Cracker

        fair enough CH.

        i’d bang her too.

        just wouldn’t girlfriend her up or marry her.

        i’m close with family and friends and want my girl to be a part of that. not bringing a whore around my family and friends. i have too much respect for myself and my people than that.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:33 pm Cracker

        for that

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  12. on July 31, 2017 at 10:54 am TLM

    CH- Check this out as the attention whore & virtue-signaling whore are closely related. It appears Ivanka wants distance from daddy when the heats is on.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4746352/Ivanka-Trump-heads-White-House-nautical-look.html

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  13. on July 31, 2017 at 10:54 am Augustus Tilton

    Amazing how brazen women are these days about their past carousel ride.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:27 am Greg Eliot

      They are actually oblivious and naively mention such things as “so many bad past relationships” because the (((Sex In The City))) culture of the past few generations has made it all seem normal and acceptable.

      “Every girl needs those slutty college years… to find out what she likes.”

      /Bridesmaids rape!

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 7:17 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        Shoot, I know one girl who said it’s good to have those sexual experiences in high school, so “when you get to college you won’t be shocked”.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 7:30 pm Cracker

        that’s sad

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  14. on July 31, 2017 at 10:54 am T

    if you want to read some seriously disingenuous horseshit, check out this:

    http://www.golf.com/knockdown/2017/02/01/paige-spiranac-unfiltered-how-power-social-media-set-controversial-golf-star-soaring

    sample:

    In a culture that worships beauty, Spiranac has hit the genetic lottery: luscious golden hair, sparkling blue eyes, porcelain skin and a figure curvier than 17 Mile Drive. But she has always had a complicated relationship with her appearance, going back to a traumatic childhood beset by physical maladies. From the moment she became an accidental Instagram sensation, she has been objectified on a global scale. Ever since, Spiranac has been fighting to regain control of her sense of self. Her reaction to the first rush of Internet fame, in the summer of 2015, remains instructive: “I’ll never forget the day the craziness began,” says her mother, Annette. “She was getting thousands of new Instagram followers every hour. We were visiting my husband’s relatives and Paige was in her room, laying on the floor in a fetal position, crying. She kept saying, ‘I don’t know why this is happening. I’m so scared.’ You’re talking about a girl who has always been shy and introverted. She simply couldn’t process the attention.”

    [CH: so paige is a pathological liar as well as attention whore. great combo in a wife! /sarcasm. because as we all must know, taking erotic selfies with a huge shit-eating come hither smirk and deliberately posting them to social media is exactly the attitude one would expect to see in a woman who claims to be shocked shocked i tell you that she has horny instagram followers. /Dcupsarcasm. “fetal position” lol that her pr agent/mom expects us to believe this load of spin.]

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:02 am Cracker

      she intentionally puts herself in the public eye to get money, fame, and attention based on nothing more than her looks. then she feels objectified. all the attention is so stressful and hard. poor baby.

      maybe, just maybe, you should stop being an attention whore and go get a real job or settle down with a good man and start a family. no, couldn’t do that. what about all my fans. they need me!

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:32 pm CarpeOro

        Even simpler – remove herself from social media. Her “sense of self” will immediately return.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:08 am Augustus Tilton

      LOL “Woe is me, all these men fighting over me!”

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:14 am T

      “beset by physical maladies” = asthma. [yawn].

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:18 am T

      i’d be interested to see what she was posting before this debilitatng “Summer of 2015” that had her crumpled in a terrified heap on her mama’s floor. $100 bucks says she’d already honed her “look at my tits” Instagram game to the tune of thousands of thirsty fappers…er, followers. anybody wanna take on this project?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:46 am vfm#7634

        She wants people to think that she’s so hawt that “it just happened”. lzozlzolzz

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:19 pm Scanman

      Poor girl.
      Hahaha

      My first impression is that Golf.com is insulting the intelligence of its readers. Then I remembered that it’s golf — is there any more goofy beta bastard “sport” than golf?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:15 pm T

        you might be surprised. i grew up working at a country club. really exclusive, no minorities allowed. only blacks i ever saw playing there were pro football players. that place was Shitlord Central. the way those dudes talked out on the course would make a SJW’s head explode. like most other institutions i’m sure country clubs and golf courses have been pozzed to some degree in this day and age, but i’ll bet there’s a lot more realtalk out there on those tees and putting greens than you might think.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:58 pm Scanman

        I grew up a member and actually played for awhile. Saying “nigger” especially when there are none in a 20 mile radius of you does not an alpha make.

        Any passtime that can be done by 70 year old women is ghey AF. Tiger Woods et al.? Beta AF.

        Just one man’s opinion, of course….

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:21 pm Ironsides

      I was forced to skim that lest I actually throw up that tasty lunch I just ate. Once you’ve been red-pilled, reading that fatuous syrupy babbling actually makes you feel queasy.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 6:32 pm Random Guy

      The old Madonna/whore complex huh?

      Reminds me of a female weight-lifter, Samantha Wright, blonde, pixie hair cut.

      Was complaining about how her looks were what got her attention and that she should be respected for her accomplishments, that it was sexist.

      She has no real “accomplishments” outside of being cute.

      She’s an okay weight lifter but nothing exceptional.

      The irony here being that if she were to be “judged” for her accomplishments, she would be nobody at all.

      As for “fetal position”, it’s possible it did happen. Women do love drama have a tendency not to want to claim responsibility for their own actions.

      Really; this woman shows why even HB7’s and up need to be careful with their choices in life.

      If they thot it up; they won’t be able to get a Lesser-Alpha or even a decent man and will instead be stock with Beta’s(gay?) like this woman’s husband to be.

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      • on August 2, 2017 at 3:06 am skorzecin150

        Looked up this Samantha Wright. She is cute, in a hulk smash kind of way. WNB..

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 7:21 pm Alexander Hutchison

      Well, it’s only natural; her mother is, apparently, a lying whore as well, pimping out her slut daughter as being some kind of babe in the woods.

      “All I did was show my tits to everyone who would look before I got a manager…Why is everybody looking at me???”

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 7:23 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      I believe the fetal position story: she seems to have a pretty infantile view of the world and a pervading sense of unreality. This is the same girl who said she chose golf because her first choice, gymnastics, involved “defying death”.

      Reading the rest of that story, she’s also got the perpetual victim thing down pat.

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  15. on July 31, 2017 at 11:11 am Carlos Danger

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-31/wasserman-schultz-it-staffer-still-frantically-liquidating-us-assets

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:13 am Carlos Danger

      In total, Imran’s firm was employed by 31 Democrats in Congress, some of whom held extremely sensitive positions on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and the House Committee on Foreign Affairs.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:27 am RecoveringBeta

      Molyneux has an excellent video on that fucker. I have no words.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:28 am RecoveringBeta

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:37 am Greg Eliot

      So what’s the revised /po/chan/ “inside anon source” timeline on “ALL formal arrests and indictments” related to this Paki hornswaggler’s coterie?

      Last Friday came and went with but this one mosquito taken out of the swamp. What’s the new “at the latest” promise?

      [CH: i dunno greg, but have you noticed how far off the radar the russia fake news has dropped out of the gaystream media narrative in the past two weeks? i think they know this thing is set to blow up in their faces.]

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:45 am Carlos Danger

        Tick as two short Planks!

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:47 am Greg Eliot

        I hope you’re right, but then you’d think the (((MSM))) would be doubling-down on Russia and/or whatever bullshit they could smokescreen Trump with.

        That fake Russia bullshit shouldn’t have lasted as long as it has anyway.

        [CH: self-annihilationist equalism shouldn’t be lasting as long as it has so far, but here we are. there’s a lot of ruin in a collective ego stroking.]

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 11:50 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, Danger, I’m thick… so enlighten me with the next prognostication.

        Your studious avoidance smells worse each time your sources have been wrong. So far your record is second to a broken clock’s.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:25 pm Publius

      #war

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:28 pm Publius

      This sand nigggger deserves expulsion.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:28 pm Publius

        Nigger.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:27 pm Captain Obvious

        Do not kid yourselves – the Awan brothers were allowed access to all the secret congressional emails precisely because {Mossad} x {House of Saud} wanted them to have that access.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:58 pm Publius

        What do we do about it, Capn?

        We continue to bend over and take it up the ass as whites have done in our own country for 104 years.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:15 pm Libertardian

      IIRC the guy’s qualification for being hired at four times the $40K going rate for his job (server room commander) was getting fired from Mickey D’s.

      I’m going to be surprised if it doesn’t turn out there was blackmail going on, possibly of a rather squicky nature (though whether it led to his hiring or resulted from it is another question).

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:06 pm Libertardian

        Debbie Does Pakistan – Now Available at Blockbuster Video Store Near You! from The_Donald

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:20 pm Captain Obvious

        All those years in the wilderness, when I was researching “Just who the phuck is this obvious Saudi-Arabian honeypot spy from Pakistan?!?!?”, wondering whether any of it made any difference, screaming like some d@mned reject from the insane asylum… and now the name “Huma Abedin” is enough of a household word that everyone instantly knows who you’re talking about.

        Every once in a while, the hard work really does pay off.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:22 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:25 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:29 pm Captain Obvious

        {Wassermann-Schultz} x {Awan Brothers} == {Mossad} x {House of Saud}

        That’s all you need to know. The great Semitic tribal alliance to destroy the White Race.

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  16. on July 31, 2017 at 11:21 am Pete

    Another example of how useless women are at running their own lives. Looks, youth and fame and yet she admits she couldn’t even translate these assets into dates on a regular basis. Poor dumb animals.

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  17. on July 31, 2017 at 11:30 am Greg Eliot

    Spiranac was in Carlsbad, Calif., getting her clubs tuned up…

    Is that what you crazy kids are calling it nowadays?

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:57 am Warrior of the Steppe (Restless Horseman)

      Goober

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:06 pm Greg Eliot

        Don’t be so stinting, dweeb… it was a little funny. :-p

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:32 pm Warrior of the Steppe (Restless Horseman)

        If you were my father I’d have blindfolded and abandoned you in front of a nursing home by now.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:31 pm Captain Obvious

        Yeah, about your father…

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 8:25 pm Greg Eliot

        If you were my father…

        Seeing as how you don’t even know who your father is, you little bastard, I could very well BE your father.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 8:40 pm Greg Eliot

        …I’d have blindfolded and abandoned you in front of a nursing home by now.

        No need for that…

        Had you actually been my son, I would already have died by now…

        … from embarrassment.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 9:15 pm mendo

        “Thank God your mammy died given birth, if she would of have seen ya she’d a died o shame”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 9:38 pm Greg Eliot

        “There is no way… no WAY… that you sprung from mah loins. Ah’m a-goin’ home and kick yo’ mama in the butt.”

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:01 pm mendo

        Ah, GE, that was the other line I was gonna go with.

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  18. on July 31, 2017 at 11:41 am Greg Eliot

    Face it, fellows… she could get trained more than the Orient Express and still have her choice of thousands of suitors… Aryan beauty makes men stupid.

    [CH: not necessarily. sluttiness has consequences, even for beauties. they may be subtle consequences, but they exist. (for instance, beta hubby may over the years show her increasing disrespect and contempt).]

    And look at that: How To Get A Girl To Send Nudes Of Herself remains in pride of place, even at the chateau… get a nekkid chick of ANY race can pretty much write her own ticket..

    And this is why we lose.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 11:54 am Greg Eliot

      not necessarily. sluttiness has consequences, even for beauties. they may be subtle consequences, but they exist. (for instance, beta hubby may over the years show her increasing disrespect and contempt).]

      As long as she puts on a front of a modicum of feminine class, she won’t experience any consequences of note until the wall is firmly hit…

      [CH: no you’re wrong here. i’ve seen it happen. the contempt comes pre-wall, accelerating with the years. little things that women are acutely sensitive to start to add up, like emotional distancing, verbal snapping, and spiteful innuendo. and let’s not forget that hot sloots are also more likely to abandon their marriages to beta chumps, which hurts the sloots as well since women have exponentially more difficulty in the dating market after age 25.]

      … and even then she’ll be able to bag the likes of a French prime minister. kekekekekekekekekekekek

      [outliers prove the closeted homo rule.]

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:04 pm Greg Eliot

        i’ve seen it happen. the contempt comes pre-wall, accelerating with the years. little things that women are acutely sensitive to start to add up, like emotional distancing, verbal snapping, and spiteful innuendo

        Are you sure that’s just not part-and-parcel of modern married life for most… even the dolls?

        [CH: wives with slutty pasts (and a predilection for present day attention whoring) tend to lose their husbands’ adoration. the hotter the wife, the slower the adoration erosion, but nevertheless it persists.]

        [outliers prove the closeted homo rule.]

        Alas, yet another jest fallen flat! On a side note, did the chateau finally agree that she’s his beard? I thought the jury was still out, based upon that thread from awhile back.

        [no one knows for sure. although there are rumors in french media that he takes it up the kiester (no way’s he’s a pitcher). also, there’s a notable history of gay men shacking up with wealthy and connected old ladies.]

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:35 pm Captain Obvious

        “i’ve seen it happen. the contempt comes pre-wall, accelerating with the years. little things that women are acutely sensitive to start to add up, like emotional distancing, verbal snapping, and spiteful innuendo”

        The Satanic Hamster. Especially with the Non-Specified Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder.

        These women hate their Betas so much that they will do everything in their power to try to drive their Betas to su!cide.

        Culling da herd. Culling da herd. Culling da herd.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:51 pm Oliver Elkington

        25? i would say more like 30, in civilised cities most late 20s women do not look considerably different to their early 20s peers.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 3:00 pm vfm#7634

        “also, there’s a notable history of gay men shacking up with wealthy and connected old ladies.]”

        He could just be a low gamma or an omega. They do that too sometimes. (So do a lot of young hajji men in Europe these days, come to think of it.)

        IMHO, his unbridled ambition and micromanaging control-freakishness suggests to me a classic gamma.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:23 pm Cracker

      [beta hubby may over the years show her increasing disrespect and contempt]

      this is true. that’s how my friend is with his w1fe.

      he’s still beta, puts up with a lot crap that i wouldn’t put up with, but he doesn’t really make any effort to please her, have sex with her or flirt or anything anymore either. he treats her like a roommate who he happens to be raising kids with.

      he would never admit it to me but i think he really does regret settling down with her. after the newness and excitement of finally having a girl to call his own, he woke up and started to see her true colors. her slutty trashy ways can’t stay hidden no matter how much she tries to be a classy suburban mom.

      crass language, still talks to everyone like she’s in junior high or hanging out at the bar. calls everyone dude and wears low cut tops. lives in the past always talking about her fun college days. she’s really pretty gross.

      i’m embarrassed for him when he brings her to functions. i couldn’t handle having my friends and family know i associated with someone like that. i hope one day he’ll finally crack and get rid of her. even the kids would be better off. he’d be showing them what kind of woman you DON’T tolerate in your life or treat well. right now, he’s teaching the son that women like that are okay to couple up with and teaching the daughters that acting like their mom will be rewarded with a good man like him.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:46 pm Captain Obvious

        “lives in the past always talking about her fun college days.”

        This is so very sp!ritually destructive on so many different levels. The infantilization of the culture. The exponential explosion of society-wide indolence [steadfastly refusing to better herself through hard work, longing for the past when Daddy Warbucks paid all her bills]. The triumph of fantasy over reality. The utter demolition of whatever might remain of her Beta husbands’ ego – signalling to him in no uncertain terms that she’d rather be back in Delta House, draped over the end the bed, face down, naked, drunk out of her mind – or worse yet, SOBER – with her hindquarters being violated by a Train of 20 or 30 fraternity brothers. Etc etc etc…

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:59 pm Cracker

        yep, it is sad to watch. i have a hard time being around them as a couple because of how much i can’t stand her and how dead he seems when she’s with him.

        have been making an effort to get him away from her for some one on one time with me or with the other guys though.

        not sure if i can help him but i need to try.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:02 pm vfm#7634

        One way to deal with crass behavior is to make fun of her or even simply to give her a funny look. Did that a few times to this chick I was hanging out with after she kept belching while drinking a beer. My ragging on her was actually more instinctual than conscious, but in retrospect I think she was shit testing me. She ended up wailing, “What do you want from me?” … and stopped.

        I suspect these betas tolerate crass behavior from women because they figure the women wouldn’t notice if a man disapproved or not. But they do notice, far more than they’d ever suspect.

        Talking about the past is another indication she thinks a dude is a beta, because she’s thinking of someone in her past who is more alpha than him. Especially if she actually goes on about an ex-boyfriend. If she’s with a man she likes, she’ll live in the present and/or future.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:56 pm Cracker

        yeah, i make fun of my friend’s wife when i can or at least shoot her a disgusted look.

        she gets quiet for awhile but she almost can’t help spouting off again with something else that’s equally stupid or annoying. i actually think she just isn’t that smart and doesn’t really know how to behave in a mature ladylike way or something.

        i used to see my friend say things to her quietly or give a look. now i think he just doesn’t care enough to bother anymore.

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  19. on July 31, 2017 at 11:59 am l82dagame

    If she wanted a “good guy” before now, she could have had it, like Phillip Rivers wife.

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  20. on July 31, 2017 at 12:13 pm ML

    Shoot ’em both.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:42 pm oink

      ((you’d)) say that, now … the konzeptum of dead goys gets ((you)) aroused, I see

      I bet you mas*ur*ate to documentaries of Soviet and German famines, too

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:52 pm oink

      “only good goy is a dead goy”

      MoheL,
      any worries that such mentality will lead you to a writ-large repeat of the prior troubles?

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:37 pm ML

      You’re fucking retarded man.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:37 pm Captain Obvious

        At least oink pretends to be half-man [half-hebe].

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      • on August 1, 2017 at 8:20 am oink

        Cap’n Cathar

        I’m confused as to why my pretty straightforward worldview (as offspring of Habsburg papist kulaks who grew up in a Bolshevik backwater) is incomprehensible to your Cathar worldview

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  21. on July 31, 2017 at 12:16 pm wow

    Remember, at the end of the day, her shit sprays the bowl after Mexican food too!

    [CH: lol. so crude, so effective.]

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:30 pm mendo

      The Hershey squirts

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 2:06 pm elmertjones

      Lived in Albuquerque, home to the green chile breakfast burrito. Have witnessed many times the workplace commode looking like it got blasted with a gunnite hose.

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  22. on July 31, 2017 at 12:24 pm Publius

    Rat Jew Wasserman Schultz (a declared enemy of white children) paid her sand NIGGER intern $160,000 a year to commit treason against the host nation.

    How many white men were unemployed or earned less than $160,000 last year because we didn’t have cushy government antiwhite make work D.C. jobs?

    One word.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 3:03 pm vfm#7634

      I wonder if the Paki was also rogering her to get paid that much. I mean, who would want to sleep with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz unless they were being paid money — and drugs?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 7:51 pm Lichthof

        My thoughts exactly. She also did not fire him until the last possible moment.

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  23. on July 31, 2017 at 12:34 pm Publius

    CH please cover the Uber story.

    Another case of white male founder being forced out due to feminism and company literally in hostile (((takeover ))) with (((mainstream CEO))) being installed.

    (If founder is a Jew, never mind — you reap what you sew.)

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  24. on July 31, 2017 at 12:39 pm Scanman

    Scaramuc resigns.

    Hahaha

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:47 pm Publius

      Yep.

      What was Trump thinking?

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:47 pm Libertardian

      “When the duke occupied the Romagna he found it under the rule of weak masters, who rather plundered their subjects than ruled them, and gave them more cause for disunion than for union, so that the country was full of robbery, quarrels, and every kind of violence; and so, wishing to bring back peace and obedience to authority, he considered it necessary to give it a good governor. Thereupon he promoted Messer Ramiro d’Orco [de Lorqua], a swift and cruel man, to whom he gave the fullest power. This man in a short time restored peace and unity with the greatest success. Afterwards the duke considered that it was not advisable to confer such excessive authority, for he had no doubt but that he would become odious, so he set up a court of judgment in the country, under a most excellent president, wherein all cities had their advocates. And because he knew that the past severity had caused some hatred against himself, so, to clear himself in the minds of the people, and gain them entirely to himself, he desired to show that, if any cruelty had been practised, it had not originated with him, but in the natural sternness of the minister. Under this pretence he took Ramiro, and one morning caused him to be executed and left on the piazza at Cesena with the block and a bloody knife at his side. The barbarity of this spectacle caused the people to be at once satisfied and dismayed.”
      (The Prince, Chapter 7)

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 5:43 pm Jaded Jurist

        .

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:55 pm mendo

      That was fast. Maybe his sole role was to sniff out and remove Reince, but that doesn’t make much sense.

      Oh well.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 1:29 pm vfm#7634

        My take is that Scaramucci made too much of an ass out of himself for Trump to keep him around.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:15 pm TLM

        Love the Mooch, but ran his mouth over the weekend that he would still report to Trump, not Kelly. Kelly wasn’t going to have that. NYC wop vs. a man like Kelly, the Ginny loses every time.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:28 pm The Postman

      Scaramuc, Scaramuc, will you do the fandango?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 8:29 pm Greg Eliot

        Mama mia, mama mia!

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 9:11 pm cortesar

      so another asshole bites the dust
      jeez this one did not last long
      premature moochaculation

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  25. on July 31, 2017 at 12:43 pm Libertardian

    As Richard Feynman said, prostitute >>>>>> attention whore, because a prostitute actually trades something for the extracted resources.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 5:52 pm Exurban

      As Richard Feynman said, prostitute >>>>>> attention whore, because a prostitute actually trades something for the extracted resources.

      +1,000

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  26. on July 31, 2017 at 12:46 pm Publius

    The dago is gone. 10 days. I called it first.

    Dagos aren’t white.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 1:38 pm ML

      Yea he looks just like a Negro. You’re so keen.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 2:00 pm Publius

        Who bitch dis is?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 3:02 pm Major7

        Since when does “not white” automatically mean negro?

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 3:07 pm vfm#7634

        They usually do have detectable Middle Eastern / Caucasus ancestry, according to Ancestry.com (FWIW)

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 4:05 pm Captain Obvious

        “Who bitch dis is?”

        Ours.

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  27. on July 31, 2017 at 12:46 pm Doktor Jeep

    I had an LTR years ago with a woman who IMO is probably Queen of the Thots. Details will be spared lest I end up back in my perpetual face palm and you fellows have nightmares.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:54 pm oink

      as long as no deadly viruses were contracted and no jail time ensued,

      is all good

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  28. on July 31, 2017 at 12:51 pm greginaurora

    What’s “THOT”?

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 12:55 pm mendo

      That
      Hoe
      Over
      There

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 12:56 pm mendo

        hahaha….I added an “e” out of habit. D’oeth!

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  29. on July 31, 2017 at 1:10 pm Brian Castro

    Let’s not forget past CH lessons on physiognomy apply to this THOT as well. Since this is the first time I’ve heard of this Instasloot, I looked quickly through google image search. I noticed she had man hands despite her slender figure and fine facial features. Not only do her hands look rough and muscular, her digit ratio skews male (longer ring finger than index finger). You can see it somewhat in the Instagram selfie despite the bent finger. But here is more conclusive proof:

    [CH: sluts are often maasculinized women. it makes sense when you think about it. the more mannish a woman (in body or psychology), the more her sexuality will resemble a man’s.]

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  30. on July 31, 2017 at 1:27 pm If Thot, Say “I Do Not” | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  31. on July 31, 2017 at 2:31 pm Kryst

    i have no idea why, but the golf thot photo reminded me of paulina gretzky. one of my buddies was pounding her in her butt a while back, and she pooped all over the couch. i shit you not lolzozozozolozlozlzol.

    i love all you.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 3:11 pm vfm#7634

      Looks like any hot Slavic-blooded woman living in a Western country will be an automatic THOT.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 5:30 pm Anonymous

      Just sayin’…

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 5:37 pm Cracker

        haha

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  32. on July 31, 2017 at 3:36 pm dvdivx

    I wouldn’t bang this diseased ho with someone else’s dick. Fits that she is marrying a non-white for money. Every ho’s got to be paid. Too bad her kids will just look like every other beaner. Its like these stupid white bitches hate their kids in advance.

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  33. on July 31, 2017 at 3:48 pm Robert What?

    Any guesses as to how long will it take to devolve into the typical American sexless marriage? Three months, three years, or right out of the starting gate?

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  34. on July 31, 2017 at 3:54 pm Ryan Murdough

    Most sloots lie about sex and their sexual past because they know that most men are disgusted by it but still want to be able to attract a quality male at the same time. Paige could have lied about it but she let the cat out of the bag with the Netflix and chill comment.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 5:31 pm Anonymous

      Divide number by ten, be apologetic…

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  35. on July 31, 2017 at 4:00 pm Mr. Roboto

    CH: Something interesting about this case:

    1.- If you see a picture of the bitch´s boyfriend you can see that he looks Alpha. However, his nice guy behavior signals that he is very Beta. It confirms once again that Alpha is mindset.

    http://fabwags.com/paige-spiranac-sexiest-female-golfer/

    2.- I think that this bitch is doing this as a shit test to see if this guy has enough balls to send her to go to fuck herself.

    3.- It is interesting how some bitches are conscious that the Wall will hit them hard soon, so now they prefer to settle down with a good looking Beta in their earliest 20’s instead of waiting until their late 20´s or early 30´s as modern spinsters did.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 4:15 pm Captain Obvious

      This is the first generation of chicks who came of age with Scr0tial Media [born circa the early Clinton Administration], so G0d only knows what effect Scr0tial-Media-induced vainglory & hyper-solipsism will have on their collective sense of mortality.

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 4:50 pm gunslingergregi

      well they starting at 12 13 carosel so uh by 22 that’s 12 fucking years of it already by 32 they could of retired from carosel with pension if it was army
      ex ex 33 bout to be a grandma but she could of been one at 30 if daughter didn’t miscarriage

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 5:29 pm Mr. Roboto

        @gunslingergregi

        Yes, I have been noticing that. Some years ago slutty girls started to ride the CC at 17-18 and they used to hit the Wall at 30. Now most bitches start to ride the CC at 12-13 and hit the Wall very hard at 25-26. It is amazing how most bitches are nothing but useless damaged goods at a very young age.

        @Captain Obvious

        Agreed, the Scr0tial Media is one of the main influnces in the current craziness of young bitches.

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:07 pm gunslingergregi

        ex ex was watching movie called 13
        about 13year olds doing drugs partying all the time and of course miced couples
        crazy

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:13 pm gunslingergregi

        well facebook is all day fuck videos
        i’d never seen a vid of dog fucking a chick or a bitch that had her ass insides pulled outside her body from fucking until the 17 year old showed me on her phone like wtf
        there was video after video after video of fucking and related so yea think I def need to go somewhere else for family if head that fucked at 17 fuck man
        this place is fucked

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:16 pm gunslingergregi

        what do ya do when a chick puts a phone in your face with a dog mounting a chick
        I would of never looked that shit up in my life time

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:19 pm gunslingergregi

        although the ex ex getting a shiton dick pics a day from all over the world yea its worldwide competition for bitches now I guess whole fucking thing gonna be a fuckfest maybe supposed to be like that if no work needed what elsee to do maybe

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:20 pm gunslingergregi

        us could get ahead of curve and make testube white bitches own the world maybe better than oil

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 6:40 pm gunslingergregi

        so testin the current I told her suck of dog and she was with it so uhh yea
        didn’t actually have her do it some places prob shouldn’t go but yea woman scare the fucking hell out of me sometimes

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      • on August 1, 2017 at 2:22 am gunslingergregi

        testing the current chick to see if she would
        because the 17 year old bitch was a bad influence on me
        how the fuck a 17 year old looking at sicker shit than I would ever want to see
        an oldish pimp told me the young ones do anything

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      • on August 1, 2017 at 2:21 pm Mr. Roboto

        Oh my god, I can´t even imagine all that sick shit that you said. Modern young women have no redemption. I have noticed how their eyes are full of darkness.

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  36. on July 31, 2017 at 5:00 pm gunslingergregi

    well not marrying her but current chick want my initials tatted on her ring finger
    she did write mrs, greg on a letter ahh
    the full body greg shit needs to be studied is that like building a anti-ho shield if greg everywhere

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  37. on July 31, 2017 at 5:28 pm Anonymous

    Don’t buy the cow that gets off on (and advertises) being milked for free…

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  38. on July 31, 2017 at 5:34 pm vaguely human slav

    I don’t know how much of a whore this chick is but I do get that an athlete, if she wants to get paid, has to market themselves.

    And really, there’s no chick athlete who can market themselves as…you know…an athlete. So, they’re basically specialty models. This girl poses in golf clothes, this girl poses in tennis clothes. This one models driving gear and GoDaddy commercials.

    So, to be fair to the ladies, how do they get paid and get married.

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  39. on July 31, 2017 at 9:35 pm cortesar

    here is the husband
    man o man why would you do that

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    • on July 31, 2017 at 9:52 pm cortesar

      from the Handbook of Sane Living page 337

      There are prostitutes and there are whores
      Readers of these pages are warned to not confound these 2 categories
      Yet in the order of fallen things there is nothing more reprehensible than an Instagram attention whore
      While under special circumstances clemency can be extended to first 2 categories an attention whore is always severely punished by having to witness her own decrepitude in front of a giant mirror day after day, year after year, decade after decade

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      • on July 31, 2017 at 10:41 pm cortesar

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  40. on July 31, 2017 at 9:58 pm unh

    “…going back to a traumatic childhood beset by physical maladies.” Big tits at 12 years?

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  41. on August 1, 2017 at 5:21 am Bodack

    A couple of stories from my Mother who was born in 1922 and grew up in Watkins Glen area of New York.

    After the wedding night they would hang the bloody sheets out the window in the morning to prove she was a virgin.

    A guy got a girl pregnant and refused to marry her. Her brothers hung him from a tree. Everybody knew who did and nobody cared.

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  42. on August 1, 2017 at 8:03 am CalvinDecline

    It’s interesting how as men become more and more “woke”, the allure of the blonde hottie with big titties starts to fade. Her hole does not represent her as a whole.

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  43. on August 1, 2017 at 3:13 pm severnayakrepost

    In the UK I understand the bookies will take bets on almost anything. Wonder if there are already odds tables for the divorce of these two. My table would look like 40% in year 1, then 20% for it happening in each succeeding year until she’s about 28 and then the odds go up again. My guess is that within 5 years if he stays fit he’s certain to meet a girl almost as hot who’s not a slut, hence the rising odds then. Not to mention that he has a chance to be a rare example of a man benefiting from divorce rape.

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  44. on August 6, 2017 at 6:10 am Soft Skin In The Game - Top

    […] thought of this while relaying the story about the tennis pro thot who whores for attention on Instawhore and is shocked, shocked she tells you that so many millions […]

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