Chateau Heartiste

Tired, Buzzed, Stoned, Sick, and Hungover Game: The Common Thread

The subject of this post isn’t new to returning visitors to the Chateau. The archives include a deep cut about “Sick Game“. Over the years, I’ve continued noticing that my seductive prowess and pickup success, for reasons that had eluded me until I dedicated an orphan neuron to solving the riddle, were inexplicably better during times I was tired, buzzed, stoned, sick, hungover, or any combination thereof.

After many autistic flowchart sessions and powerslut presentations, I finally have the common thread uniting these conditions and their association with my improved courtship quality.

It boils down to two characteristics of the male sexual persona that are subtly altered when in a cognitively and physically impaired state:

  1. Body language and vocal tone
  2. Attitude

When TBSS or H, a man’s body movements slow down. He becomes less skittish, and his body opens up, often just from sheer exhaustion and debilitation. He slumps in his chair with crotch area insouciantly displayed, stands aloofly, and has a hard time focusing on things (or a girl standing before him). Crucially, his speech slows down, and though he may slur some words this negative affect is ameliorated by the gravelly sound his voice assumes and by the lower pitch that often accompanies an exhausted mind-vocal cord axis.

What happens to his attitude is even more relevant to girls’ receptiveness: a flowering of ZFG. A tired, drunk, sick, or hungover man hasn’t the emotional nor mental resources to spare to indulge self-doubt, concern for the impression he’s leaving, or worry over the outcome of any social interaction. In a sense, physical and mental exhaustion is a short-cut to imbuing oneself with that devil-may-care recklessness that women adore in men.

So that’s it. Slow and low vocalization, relaxed body, and a “holy fuck I could not care less what this one girl thinks of me at this moment when I’m overtired from a week straight working the night shift”. Accidental Male Attractiveness, you could call it. Now the trick is to reconstitute the sexy traits that come naturally during these lower biofunctioning phase shifts at those times when you are sober and prone to anti-seductive and pussy-desiccating reflection and second-guessing.