Because I am a humanitarian and love to give and give until it hurts, I submit this uplifting essay to fat chicks everywhere who need to hear these 14 things for their mental health and mortal souls.
14 things every fat girl absolutely needs to hear:
- push away from the table
- coffee, not sugary milkshake with coffee added
- eat less, exercise better
- weight room, not treadmill
- fatness ruins your health and quality of life
- your romantic life will suffer because men prefer slender women
- if you are a white fatty, your odds of mudsharking rise
- intermittent fasting and portion control are your friends
- curvy doesn’t mean beach ball. it means hourglass.
- you’ll have to put out faster to keep a man’s interest
- even an extra five pounds makes a difference to men
- the fatter you are, the lonelier you’ll be
- the fatter you are, the farther down you’ll have to settle to find a man willing to stick with you
- excuses and feminist boilerplate won’t make men hard for you
HTH, fatties!
FYI this is a response to the same femmedia-elevated fatty satirized in this CH post who is beloved by her fellow sexual market losers for “telling it like it is”. More like “scarfing it down like it is going out of style”, right, Jes Baker?
For years, Jes has worked in this sphere of reminding people— especially women— of their right to feel beautiful.
Women and poopytalk, inseparable! Explaining simple concepts to fat feminist retards loses its allure after the third iteration, but here I go again, into the breached whale. Nothing is stopping fatties from their “right” to feel beautiful, a meaningless conceit at any rate. But ginned-up Fake Feeling and reality are two distinct universes, and no matter how much a fatty exercises her right to feel beautiful and assuage her butthurt ego, that won’t change the fact that most men will deem her falling far short of beautiful. No fatty self-motivational in the world can convince men she’s hot.
My 14 pieces of fatty-smiting flair, if followed to the letter, will reunite fat chicks with genuine feelings of self-worth that no feminist happy-clappy feedgood nonsense can hope to accomplish.
“Worked in this sphere” . I love how every one of these bitches tries to make themselves sound like Mother Teresa.
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I was gonna say that “sphere” is probably not the best word to use when the discussion is about fatties.
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LOL!!!!
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My exact thought.
You’d think they’d have the prescience to avoid globular vocabulary.
Which brings up another thought:
Fat=Round=Spherical=Globular=Globalist
Holy shit.
Fat women are literal Globalists serving the agenda of the Globohomo elite.
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mendo, that’s a valid point all ’round
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I think “globulist” is the correct form for a globular globalist.
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Everything is beautiful according to these freaks, cancer, facial disfigurements, vomit, camel droppings. To be honest it is virtually impossible to reason with them, the best one can do is try to stop them having unlimited airtime.
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The idea behind that is that once everything is “beautiful” then nothing will be.
Regression towards the latrine.
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Ever read Harrison Bergeron? Or seen the movie based on it – 2081?
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I have not. Is that the theme to the book/movie?
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It is more of a short story than a novel, but worth the read:
https://archive.org/stream/HarrisonBergeron/Harrison%20Bergeron_djvu.txt
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Rubenesque women were from the 17th century. You are not in the 17th century. Also, you are not Rubenesque – you are obese.
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And I don’t see tats on the women in his paintings. Tattoos on fat girls look like a funhouse image of art.
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Western civ is oppressive white patriarchy, unless it’s Ruebens, who depicted natural female forms as nature intended.
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Rubens was a fatty freak. Seriously.
If you don’t believe me, name another classical artist who painted fat chicks. Go on, I’ll have a smoke.
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And if you can’t remember the 14 words, remember these seven, fatties: “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” – Kate Moss
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Anyone else watch the interview between Jordan Peterson and James Damore?
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It’s so easy to forget how far away normies are. For me, the Damore episode started like that ‘Flight 93 election’ article – I thought, what’s the big deal? So a political insider or someone with a good tech job glimpses below the waterline of the iceberg – so what?
But no, they’re huge, because they bring another million people closer to our side. I saw Molyneux referenced on mainstream TV last night in relation to Damore. Alex Jones was on ‘Coast to Coast’ last night. And sure those 2 are Alt Lite but they’re close. The MSM has no choice but to cover us because their ratings are so lousy.
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I actually think ‘normies’ know all of this deep down. When they were children, they could see it easily. I suspect if the media was in gentile control, it would take about 2 weeks for people to revert to a non-psychotic demeanour and question their newfound religious beliefs.
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That’s what kills me, we all know this in our bones and from our earliest experience.
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#14 is the most important. Many women won’t get past the excuses and feminist fat acceptance in order to apply the other rules. There’s no reason or benefit to being fat, whether you’re a man or woman.
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If they have been eating denatured food for a long time, or if they have been using antibiotics, their gut lining might be as barren of good bacteria as the surface of the moon and bad sugar-consuming bacteria will have taken over.
And as mentioned in a different post, your gut bacteria speak directly to your hind brain and can send weird messages if it’s the wrong type (I’m serious. See “The Second Brain” and “GAPS, Gut and Psychology Syndrome”).
So they need to get their gut bacteria right. Sauerkraut. Probiotics. Digestive enzymes if the pancreas has become weak (eat pineapple, papaya to digest protein. Enzymes are carried on some raw foods, like carrots. Look up diastase for breaking down carbs, pancreatase, and other enzymes.)
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Oh I’ve read quite a bit on the gut being a “second brain.” I don’t know all the in’s and out’s of it but I have no reason to believe it doesn’t play a role in a person’s thought processes.
Totally agree on the cure to that. Probiotic and prebiotics. Will this alone change their whole outlook on life? Probably not, but it will cause them to be healthier and lose weight. From there, they might just begin to see our side of things.
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I love love love women who are actually “curvy.” And I hate how that term has gotten taken over and turned into just a leftoid way of saying “obese.”
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It was co-opted first by negresses…
Same with “voluptuous”.
I remember a fat black chick telling me “skinny is for small dick lame niggas” and that she’s the same size as Marilyn Monroe.
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Monroe was not a “fat girl.” Her waist was 12 inches less than the average today.
“So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually? Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of. Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took. Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D. Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.”
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/
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but but but it’s more cushion for the pushin’ don’t you know?! fuck only fat bitches say dumb shit like that.
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found at moonbattery.com:
http://moonbattery.com/?p=86755
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Heed this wisdom Fupa queens. There is nothing more slovenly than a fat women wearing stretch pants with flip flops in public.
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And just the hint of a thong emerging from that ravine-deep buttcrack.
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Reproductive age fat women are just all-around entitled, shit people.
They’ve reneged on their side of the sociosexual contract but still expect male attention.
No mercy.
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For #11, yes, five pounds makes a difference. There’s a cute petite girl at work, with an impressive rack, but she’s got a muffin top from eating so much sugar and starbucks. Sad.
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“1. Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone.”
😂 they show a HB9 doing thigh lifts and call that “rolls”. As if this is only caused by “bending over”:
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The tragedy there is that her face actually looks pretty hawt.
But don’t kid yourself – this sh!znat is on her FATHER – who was too much of a Cuck to have forced his daughters into sports like swimming & gymnastics & ice-skating which would have kept them slender.
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important for father to make sure wifey is feeding the kids right too. women are the ones who do most of the shopping and food prep.
if your woman isn’t eating right and feeds kids the wrong things, it’s your responsibility to make it right.
a lot of men start out doing the right thing by leaving all home/kid duties to mom so he can focus on work and supporting the family but then they drop the ball and give her free reign to mess up the kids and never intervene when it’s needed.
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“important for father to make sure wifey is feeding the kids right too.” – THIS.
And even better yet, don’t m@rry her in the first place.
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yeah, people blame divorce for everything but i think the bigger problem is people picking crappy mates then trying to make a life with them
people used to be matched with people who were already sort of pre-screened through family and friends most of the time. you’d also meet people with same values and heritage at church or at functions in your small community.
now people meet a cute chick at a party or at the gym and jump into a relationship and have kids without even thinking about how compatible or incompatible they are.
so they either end up divorced or the kids grow up in a house with parents who aren’t even right for each other. either way is bad.
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I witnessed the absolute epitome of the fat mentality a few years ago. Was working on a project outside of NYC, in a faded former industrial town that still had some legacy big businesses left. Worked in the largest skyscraper in town, which was built on a small mall, with a food court on the second floor. The food court was accessible through a flight of stairs, a small elevator for the handicapped, and an escalator.
One day, the building management held a tenant appreciation day: free ice cream in the food court, with all the toppings anyone could want! But the diabolical twist of the day, no doubt dreamed up by some malevolent shitlord, was that the up escalator was out of service.
There was a pod of land orcas desperately waiting to cram into the tiny elevator. I walked past them, got the largest hot fudge sundae I could, then walked down the stairs and past them. I could hear the angry mutters of the desperate blimp flotilla as I passed.
Gentlemen, these bloated bovines were too lazy to walk up a large flight of stairs to get free ice cream. Free ice cream. What a red pill moment.
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I don’t blame the father. Not exclusively. It’s the food. It takes over your mind!
Okay, I’ll go out on a limb and give a personal example that you may not believe. I have an autoimmune condition, joint and myofascial pain. Had it since I was a teen. Inherited through the male line. It gets worse as you age and it got so bad at one point that I retired and moved to the deep country to get healthy.
I had a radical change of diet at that time and went very pure paleo. Now i have been a words guy my whole life. Not a math guy. Altho I always found math easy when i was a kid. Then I hit my teens and lost interest.
But after a while on this diet, I started to find myself thinking in maths terms, e.g., overlaying different curves on each other in my mind, thinking of how everyday phenomena would look when expressed visually this way or that and then I started to think about what the formulae would be for the rates of change of these relative phenomena. (I know nothing about this stuff. I am not a maths guy. But my mind just started to like it.). I won’t go on, but this phenomenon did, for quite awhile. In fact, my thinking has changed permanently since then.
Coincidence? Having myself on? I don’t know. But something happened.
Excuse the weird sharing.
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My personality also calmed down a lot.
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@vagina dominator myofascial pain”””””
did the paleo work to stop pain
I know someone with that shit
I just wonder why they can’t cut some nerves
she said they call it suicide disease cause so painful or some shit
if its same thing
just chatted with her again since last year
asked her if she was thinking of it
she said no but never know
and they said the nerves for that come out brain steam and doc said operation might kill her but shit if in that much pain
and the docs want to take her off pain meds shit I guess in that case wtf
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Paging Captain Ahab…
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had to share this. do you know what comes up when you try to google search for this image? Googles best estimate is “wife”. Aren’t we all truly fucked in a way we don’t want to be?
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A good way to cut fat is to regulate the food companies. Many american men are fat as well, actually i think a majority according to some data. But thats anti free market, and the free market has worked out so well for America these last 30 years.
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If the government gets involved in what people eat it’s soy all the way down with a side of vegetarianism.
If you can’t choose right on your own you’re no good anyhow. I say this as a former fat bastard.
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Sometimes you have to regulate things to stop people harming people. For example, borders.
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Philo, this gets into meta-questions which might be even larger than The Frankfurt School’s poisoning of the culture.
Human beings simply aren’t wired to deal with the harvests of modernity – the excess calories, the excess free time, the excess sloth, the excess m@sturbation & f0rnication, the excess visual stimulation from TV & especially from the internet, etc etc etc.
Now the Frankfurt School would have seen this earlier than most Whites, since urban jews tended to be fairly wealthy, and their females tended to be fairly obese [manual labor being effectively outlawed by the talmud], and it’s also possible that higher IQ people handle the facile boredom of bourgeois overabundance much more easily than do lower IQ people.
But don’t kid yourself – modernity is gutting the human race on every possible level – physically, emotionally, spiritually, intellectually.
BTW, this is why The Frankfurt School is now pushing so hard for a “Guaranteed Income” – they know d@mned well that sophisticated software [to include A.I.] is about to make huge swaths of the population permanently unemployable, and they want the proles to have full bellies and free 0bamaphones and free internet pr0n so that the proles will remain docile [and vote leftist] from now until the end of time.
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tl;dr == Gene Roddenberry’s Star Trek vision – of a future in which money is obsolete and food is free – was a vision of an anti-human nightmare which would quickly obliterate all civilization.
People need difficulty in their lives, they need to feel some pain, they need to struggle, they need to experience a burning in their bellies.
Because without it – without some physical & intellectual & emotional & spiritual hurdles which have to be overcome – people just eat & drink & whack-off to death.
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BTW, your prescription, for a government regulation of food production & consumption, is a LEGALISTIC RELIGIOUS response to this crisis.
And legalism always fails. The motivation has to be GNOSTIC in nature – in the style of the Amish, who looked at modernity, said “No thanks!”, and walked away from it of their OWN FREE WILL.
Even the jews, who are the original legalists, are not motivated by legalism so much as by their ancient semitic tribalistic obsessive-compulsive neuroses & psychoses which program them to destroy the White Race.
And my guess is that if the jews were ever successful in driving the White Race into extinction, then those neuroses & psychoses would quickly turn inward, and the jews would slaughter themselves, and render the planet bereft of Homo sapiens.
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Youre describing a brave new world with free plastic surgery and genetic engineering, free drugs (soma) and that. I don’t think that will happen outside the caymans and aspen.
I actually think the end game is to make people work longer and harder for lower pay and eventually to replace people with an underclass of third world outright serveants. And if they dont do factory work, theyll do sex work, servile work, serve Zion in the millitary etc.
People are actually working longer hours than the 60s for a standard of living lower than Homer simpson (whose family is based on a 1960s home of working class matt groening). Homer simpson is upper middle class today. Thats a trend line over 30-40 years.
I think youre right that the culture in the end will have to be there to stop gluttony. But a good second best solution rather than retake the media and academia back is simply force the food cos and banks and pharma cos to stop making drug dealer type profits from peoples misery and stupidity.
People overeat due to systemic issues. Elites in america are harsher to their people than eruope because you guys had blacks. If you had no blacks, you would have ended up more similar to Canada than Argentina
Obesity is rare in Europe. We don’t have 1/6 seniors addicted or forced fed over the counter drugs here. Predatory capitalism was reformed by Henry Ford, FDR and the likes because smart low empathy people i.e. people like jews, can prey on peoples weaknesses easily.
You have obesity for the same reason you have the entire media promoting open borders – capitalist greed. It just so happens, the jews have an ulterior motive that a fast food executive isn’t clued into.
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Its kind of funny as an old leftist I think the supply side is more important than the demand side I suppose.
I think people have weaknesses sure, but I think high ability non asperger people prey on them in certain scenarios and systems and make the problem far worse than it is.
There are nations in the world with higher standards of living than america that do not have slobs and porn addicted losers glued by cum to their laptops.
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Anyone remember Shallow Hal, with Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow? Paltrow was cosmetically altered to a mass that even a beached whale would look at and go, “Dat bitch be fat!” But, Hal overcomes his shallowness and sees the inner beauty of this mountain of blubber. Social engineering to feed into the BBW BS. “See, I’m beautiful inside!” “Well then, why to you cut your way out of that fat mound of shit so I don’t have to look at it?”
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Yeah most people dont know jack black and gwyneth are jewish. Around the mid 2000s there were tons of jewish actors/actresses coming onto the scene as the jews solidified their grip under George ‘The Cuckold’ Bush II.
I think the classic hollywood look of the likes of Clooney and Connery, jewish men can’t replicate easily.
I’d bet the classic old hollywood men like Nicholson secretly voted trump and the new jewish set of jonah hill, gylenhaal, franco, downey jr (all jews) voted hilary.
Jews find it very hard to empathise, so their acting suffers. But downey jr is very good.
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Jews don’t write much literature for the same reason they can’t act. In fact no non white race of man is capable of writing fiction that isn’t a thin allusion to themselves or a quasi autobiography.
A white man can write ‘memoirs of a geisha’. A japanese man cannot write ‘memoirs of an east end slag’.
The best jewish writer today is Phillip Roth who writes about being a jewish man in all his books in a higher IQ way than the likes of Tehnesi ‘Genuis’ Coates or the umpteen black authors talking about ‘The Struggle’.
Literature is also has many women writers. Again, because empathy is needed.
Notice the Wire about the black Baltimore ghetto was done by a white man. EM-PAT-EE GOYIM!
[CH: you make a good point. empathy is necessary if not sufficient to produce great lit. and it’s just a fact that nonwhites by all observable evidence lack the same developed sense of empathy that has blessed (and cursed) NW EUro Whites.]
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This is a rather profound subthread.
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“Jews don’t write much literature for the same reason they can’t act.”
I beg to differ. Jews “act” quite well. What is acting? When you can convince someone that you believe the script you have memorized. In other words, the ability to lie and not have your facial expression and body language give you away. Now, who are some of the most accomplished liars in the world? Believe me, acting doesn’t take a lot of talent.
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On acting, if you have the budget, you can do as many takes as you like until you are told you’ve got it right.
On literature: hard to write well if you can’t get into other people’s outlooks, whether audiences or characters. I have noted before that Jews can’t do sentiment. But that is what the novel in particular is all about, other people’s minds and motivations and feelings. It is a very northwest european art form.
But this inability to understand the important emotional moments of drama upon which a story turns is why Hollywood movies are full of violence and porn. This is the only route they know into the human psyche. And it is easy. Bigger explosions. Bigger boobs.
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The truth in re Shallow Hal: we’ve all been “hypnotized” to see inner beauty by our maker. Physiognomy is real.
That movie smacks of gamma male / jew ego assuaging
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That movie is propaganda. A man is evil because he is sexually repulsed by a 500 pound whale. When’s the movie coming out about the pretty, popular college cheerleader who’s not attracted to the ugly, hunchbacked dork whos afraid to talk to girls which means shes evil?
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OT,
Woman sues dating company for bad matches: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/10/money-cant-buy-love-woman-sues-dating-agency-string-disastrous/
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CB, someone just posted this same story, albiet from a different source, the other day–yesterday in fact.
That being said, no way this gal will ever get a man she feels is her “equal”:
My apologies for sullying this thread with this image.
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I disagree
Here is e-harmony match based on 100 traits lunatic and ugly share
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The beards thing is funny because its liberal men trying to look more masculine when doing masculine activity would have done that.
That said, there are some masculine liberal men, but they’re more the old left . The union working class types. Like Alec Baldwin whose dad was a football coach.
Those guys have been abandoned by the now jewish controlled democrat party and went over to trump in penn and the great lakes states.
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45yo? 55yo? Utterly barren w0mb.
And why is there a QVC == JEWISH Shopping Network logo behind her?
QVC is (((pure unadulterated Evil))).
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Cappy, I think because she’s either the founder or the main executive there, that’s why.
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62 and mother of 4
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That’s a woman??
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Why is there a tarantula siting on this grannies head?
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reminds me of a comment from here or elsewhere that said something like
before you complain about who is or isn’t interested in you and say you deserve better, you need to realize that the people who are interested in you are what you deserve
if that isn’t okay with you, make yourself better so you deserve better
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that was 88. wise words.
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you’re with
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@ cracker
That sounds too hard. I think I’ll work on making everyone around me a little worse.
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VD, spot on assessment of the jew/feminist (but I repeat myself) MO.
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In countries like America these problems are by far the worst b/c prostitution is outlawed. Women have no competition from hookers and escorts so they can really on desperate man.
Hell, I’m so glad I live in a country with legal prostitution. I can bang hot 8/10 escorts whenever I’m horny and have a dry spell in my dating life.
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Dirk Johansen, is that you?
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Who’s Dirk Johansen?
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also only girls over 21 in clubs… unlike everywhere which is 18 (or lower, since they have lower standards for fake id’s)
I must say AoC as well…
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“Whats the consensus on prozzies. Very nebulous area of the ‘manosphere’”.
The point I am making isn’t about “prozzies” per se. It’s that just knowing SA is out there will eventually have an effect on the market, esp. when it comes to older women.
The fact that a guy can pick 21-year-olds out as if he’s picking out furniture makes a huge difference. And it will make a bigger difference in time. Men don’t actually have to get on SA (or any of the other sites) for this to be a game-changer.
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Setting AoC at 18 is retarded. Men who make mistakes with jailbait end up being classed as pedos.
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Wank wank, money in the bank. Words to live by.
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Point taken, but Seeking Arrangement is rapidly changing that situation by doing an end run around prostitution laws.
I need to do some writing on what’s been going on at that site (maybe a guest post?). Example: The cashiers at my local supermarket and I flirt back and forth. But with me pushing 50 and them around 21, feel the age gap is too wide to cross.
So, one day I decided to browse on Seeking Arrangement. And..who do you think I find on there? Yep. It’s them, along with their friends. And, as an extra bonus, there was a gorgeous star athlete from my alma mater.
Older women are kidding themselves if they don’t think this is going to be a game changer. Not only will it undercut the sexual market, but it also gives men an emotional and intellectual “out” when it comes to the subject of prostitution. After all, if you get in a relationship with an entitled American women, you’re expected to splurge for vacations, dinners, etc. Why not just pay up front on a pay-as-you-go plan with a 21-year-old who has far fewer expectations and a much better personality? (Better looks are a given.) Sounds like a better deal.
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Reminds me of something I had heard or read regarding prostitution (that was probably echoed here as well): a man’s not paying the woman for sex, he’s paying her to leave.
And Seeking Arrangement is just one of many sites that circumvent these laws. Shoot, even backpage was doing the same thing. After they got busted, they just changed the category.
The older women have their own site: Seeking Derangement.
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How does the saying go? “If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it, don’t buy it”.
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> “But with me pushing 50 and them around 21, feel the age gap is too wide to cross.”
BETA. CUCK. LOSER.
Jesus Chr!st weeps at the sight of your en-pussification.
> “Why not just pay up front on a pay-as-you-go plan with a 21-year-old…”
Why not just order her to get off her b!rth control and put some dadgum HUWYHTE BUNZ -> HUWHYTE OVENZZZEZES?!?!?!?
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Whats the consensus on prozzies. Very nebulous area of the ‘manosphere’. Some say prozzies weaken game. Others say it gives you confidence (especially in bed).
A lot of cads use prostitutes from what I can see.
My instinct is I don’t think a man looks weak for using a prozzy more than letting a wife ramrod you.
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sad that there are so many young girls who have the mindset to do that though.
won’t give you the time of day in real life but will act like they are into you and probably have sex too as soon as there’s a promise of money trips and gifts.
pretty sad and gross that there is no shame in that anymore
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“But with me pushing 50 and them around 21, feel the age gap is too wide to cross.”
don’t underestimate a hot girl’s instinct for older-male security. the trick is to ride that very fine line between benevolent masculine figure and edgy serial killer. avoid beta supplicating behavior like as if your life depends on it.
hot girls often have older men around for various reasons. mostly these guys are chumps, throwing money at the girls just to stare at their tits for a few hours. and of course the girls are the ones walking that fine line between being a friendly flirt and appearing as if they are a-l-m-o-s-t going to put out. just enough to keep the beta orbiters’ fantasies going. DON’T be THAT guy.
there’s another type of older guy and that’s one who enjoys the company of young women on HIS terms. this is the older alpha who understands women so well that they willingly become his property.
i remember being a young punk in my early twenties hitting on this delicious stripper girl at a bar. she kept glancing over her shoulder at this dark, sinister-looking older guy who resembled Ian Mcshane. i looked over at him and he give me a wink and a knowing smile, that said “that’s my property”, and that was the end of that. he didn’t act jealous or angry. he just gave me the alpha look. that was all that was needed.
be THAT guy.
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Prozzies have their place, but sparingly. It’s better to clean the pipes with one than going solo, but they do kill a man’s urge to hunt.
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i would think using them regularly would damage your sense of self worth over time.
no matter how good an actress she is, you’re always going to know she’s only there because you’re paying her.
people can say all they want how they don’t care if a girl wants them as long as he’s got her in bed but that’s bs.
it’s always better if a hot girl really wants you than if she’s going through the motions just to get to your wallet.
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“you’re always going to know she’s only there because you’re paying her.”
not necessarily. remember, ALL sex is a negotiation. there’s no rule that says you have to negotiate on HER terms. a real pro can get a whore eating out of his hand. see CH’s post “how to keep a stripper enamored with you”.
and high smv ho’s know other high smv ho’s. they are often the gatekeepers to some very “interesting” worlds. but it’s important to remember: YOUR TERMS.
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Exactly. It’s the equivalent of empty calories.
Sure fries are good every so often, but all the time? No bueno.
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Cracker,
You’re getting to heavy on the psycho/socio/emotional aspects of being with a woman. Take that too far and it’s as if you’re really in need of their approval, via game or other measures. If some 21 year old with silver dollars is seeking your wallet or has just fallen for your charm, what’s the difference really? Of course it’s better to slay them straight up just by being a stud but by now my opinion of women and their requirement spreadsheets is so low that I hardly care if they approve of me or not. Pay, get your fill of an incredible body (if not mind), and get back to your hobbies. Not bad. Get the physicality of it, if not the warm feelings of approval and acceptance from some dumb kid.
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plumpjack:
‘she kept glancing over her shoulder at this dark, sinister-looking older guy who resembled Ian Mcshane.’
Mr Black Magic himself.
What a glorious film.
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@melmoth
disagree completely
having the real love, devotion, and desire of a woman always beats a girl who is into you only for what you do for her or give to her. there’s no comparison.
many have never had that so they don’t know what they are missing and can’t compare the two.
but once you’ve had it, there’s no way you would say disagree.
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Off topic, but…
https://9gag.com/gag/a885y9Q?ref=ios.s.cp
Some dude posed as a good looking pedophile on Tinder. I’ll bet regular readers can guess what happened next.
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This is stupid cause everyone thinks that profile is a joke.
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EHS, are you blue-pilling on us?
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No. It’s certainly easier being good looking and women like psycopaths and all but no one is taking that profile seriously. It’s more like “omg a good looking guy with a sense of humor”
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EHS, your explanation sounds Blue Pill to me.
I don’t see much more than 1-in-100 young tinder s1uts being able to grok the ruse.
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Hard to know; could be they are taking it seriously because it’s not really put out there seriously.
Or it could be; that they simply don’t take it seriously because he’s a good looking man (or profile pic in this instance).
Either way would get the same reactions wouldn’t it?
But we have seen things pop up like this; this extreme before, hardcore racist profiles with tons of non-white women messaging them etc…..
It’s certainly not outside the pale for it to be true with whats popped up with pseudo-profiles in the past.
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15. Buy a bottle of Scope and use it, because your breath is blowing people back 50 feet when they talk to you in the office.
Never worked with a fat chick who didn’t have disgusting breath.
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Hmm, what’s worse?:
A) the breath of Fatty Patty
B) the miasma of being stuck in an elevator with a black woman and her perfume
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Trick question… they’re tied for vomit-inducing.
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I was behind an young, obese black lady at the grocery. I kept wondering what she doing on my side of town. When the clerk totalled her up, she reached into her bra and came out with a folded wad of bills – damp from her August induced side boob sweat. The cute clerk almost kept it together as she took the money from her and without counting it, put it under her cash drawer. My son was 3 at the time and said loud enough for all to hear – ‘Dad, did you see that, that is gross.’ The negress was on her Obama phone the whole time.
I tipped the clerk after she rang me up and said that no one should have to deal with that. She said it happens, and actually commented on the next town over.
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they are gassy and flatulent too. it’s all the sugar grains fruits and veggies they eat.
most people in general are way more gassy and farty than they should be now.
i’ve been with my girl for almost ten years now, she eats very low carb and has never farted in my presence. not even once. i also hardly ever pass gas since i’m very low carb.
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Beta of the month….. lollzlzlzllzlzloozl
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I like how the violinist kept playing even after the girl left.
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Must be a string instruments thing. The fellas on the titanic played while it was sinking too.
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I loved it as well, the violinist just adds more drama to the rejection!!!
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Even without playing the video, the woman’s face tells it all. I’m all fairness, that’s all on him for trying to be a show off. Glad it backfired on him.
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Agreed, poor bastard. BTW that midget woman is not even bangable!!!
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And she’s fat
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What kind of dummy pedestalizes a 5 in a Latin country?
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Squats and water. SQWATER.
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About 5 years ago, I wrote about my theory on why women have become fatter and choosier. The short answer is that they do so because they can get away it under the system we live in nowadays.
The longer answer is in my older post..
https://dissention.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/why-women-have-become-fatter-and-more-choosier/
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Even the fat women are choosier. Imagine the skinny ones.
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and now it’s officially 141488
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15. Stop wasting your money, or daddy’s money on fad diets that’ll just make your fatter in the end.
And speaking of which, I got wind of this article. Apparently this chubby chaser went to Instagram to tell the world that he loves his chubby wife so much and feminists lashed out at him
https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/08/feminists-attack-man-fat/
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It was a pitched battle there for feminists/leftists/women on that. On the one hand, he admired his lazy, overeating, gassy, fat ass wife, but he’s a cis white male who was openly announcing his happiness. In the end, a cis white male will be vilified for being happy no matter how hard he tries to . Marching with fat Muslim trannies at a BLM event while wearing a pussyhat. All well and good until he gets back home and high fives his bros over what a great time he had.
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Weight room not treadmill? Tone is important but the treadmill is a better weight loss tool. Ideally they’d do both. There at least three fatties at the gym I frequent who need to be forklifted out of the weight room and onto the treadmill.
[CH: you are mistaken. weightlifting is a far better weight loss tool. see roguehealthandfitness.com for details.]
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CH is right
extended cardio actually does more harm than good over time
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Surprised people still don’t know this about weights v cardio. This is why we have to keep naming the Jew. We can’t just assume that everybody knows.
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I discovered an effective shiv to employ when dealing with disagreeable fatties.
Waiting for the elevator this morning with a number of others including a land-based sea mammal and her normal-sized friend. The sea-donkey was half-apoplectic that her normal-sized friend wasn’t going to join her for lunch.
Door opens and Shamu takes a run at it, knocking myself and several others out of the way but manages to tag the marble doorway with her shoulder and goes down.
I reach out a hand to the crumpled pile of blubber and ask with a shit-eating grin, “Are you okay, sir?”
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Nobody wants to admit fat=lonely.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-loneliness-is-more-dangerous-than-obesity-2017-08-10
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“Reminding them of their right to be beautiful”
Question: Since men are supposed to now consider every woman equally beautiful does that mean women, especially of the young, pretty variety, consider all men equally handsome, equally charming, equally rich, equally well endowed etc?
I came across an “all women are beautiful” YouTube video and one girl left a comment saying all the boys at her school wanted to date the very pretty girls. I replied that by “all the boys” what she really meant was the tall, good looking, popular athletes. I doubt she could care less about who the algebra club, socially inept, not that good looking nerds want to date.
So while men are supposed to consider all women as beautiful, they clearly discriminate between men. And make no mistake, they don’t mean “beautiful” as in some vague, inner beauty or like you would call your grandma. They mean “beautiful” in the men really, really go crazy for you kind of beauty.
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Frank632,
Link please.
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brothers, help. i really need to use rotund in a sentence but it needs to be something uplifting, like a baloon
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After losing 150 pounds, Willamina went from morbidly obese to rotund.
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I just lost 25 pounds and now even my dick looks rotund.
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lol
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Just stating the obvious, but a woman who is 20 lbs overweight appears to men to be 5 years older than she is.
Why is that interesting? Because the male hindbrain automatically equates weight and age and therefore biological fitness.
So, add one to your list: 15) Being fat makes you look older.
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Fat girlz will never learn.
Go out into the central business district or office park of any urban conurbation around lunch time and you’ll see fat office girlz/ladies unabashedly carrying trays of poutine (French Canadian dish of French fries slathered in gravy and cheese curds; poutine, can of Pepsi, and a smoke being Quebec’s national three course meal. Fûckers), sugary coffees, and all manner of junk food back to the office. I’m even a little embarrassed to be seen in publick with junk food, a sign of weakness and a lack of self-control, a central tenet of Protestantism, yet fat girlz have no compunction nor shame, and I think shamelessness figures prominently into their willingness to let themselves go. “Shaming”, or rather positive/negative reinforcement, such as mothers telling them to lose weight, is now a proscribed activity, as is any other action which seeks to preserve the normal and prevent the abnormal.
I’ve had periods where I didn’t make it to the gym for months, and was heavily sedentary, sitting in the office late, and taking long flights. There’d even be some takeaway food as a result of travel. And yet I didn’t manage to turn into some beached hu-whale, only putting on a very moderate amount of weight, suggesting that these porcine ladies are incredibly gluttonous, scarfing down ice cream, 700-calorie iced coffees, and French fries with reckless abandon. Perhaps it’s to make up for all the sex they’re not getting.
A few years ago worked with a fat girl. An adminstrative assistant. A very fat girl, she was 300 pounds if she was a 120. Do you know what I really found sad? She was a beautiful girl: in her 20s, nice face, long natural blonde hair, and pale blue eyes. Really nice to talk to, not dumb. If she could’ve found the willpower to slim down, she would’ve been sporting tight jeans and tennis sweaters in Ralph Lauren magazine ads. But she ate junk food a lot, and her favourite pastime was going to Pub trivia nights (read: pitchers of beer and nachos). I thought, what if I started dating her and took her to the gym and put her on a diet? I’d have a 10 in a year. But alas, I reasoned, it would be a fool’s errand; she was already gone and there’s no coming back. (Also I wouldn’t have survived the first year due to asphyxiation). At an after-work event one March night she out of the blue offered me a ride home; I politely declined (and took a ride with a hot girl, but that’s a story for another poast)
I have zero respect for fat people, and even less for fat girlz.
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Weight for it. . . .weight for it. . .
Weightism is the newest -ism. We’re gonna need a bigger insult:
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/08/10/oregon-state-fat-studies-course-claims-that-weightism-is-a-civil-rights-issue/
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[…] via 14 Things Every Fat Girl Absolutely Needs To Hear — Chateau Heartiste […]
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The 14 Points of Cellulite
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Regarding #8:
I have an acquaintance who has been intermittently fasting for years, in addition to being an active, outdoorsy kind of person. He is in his late thirties, looks mid-twenties. That sh^t works!
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