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Going Commando

August 23, 2017 by CH

Won’t you graze thigh free ball yeah

How have I been so remiss to have never discussed this topic before? Free-balling — going commando — is an effective means of fortifying your Inner Game and of projecting that ZFG Martin Shkrelli-esque jerkboy entitlement that beguiles goils.

When you’re strutting through public throngs and antifa freak shows with only a character-building starchy denim preventing your cock from raping the world, you can’t help but feel like a pussy slayer and renegade from the stifling soul prison of our globohomo corporatocracy.

It’s even better to let your boys breathe easy at night, in steamy ova-scented bars and clubs. There’s nothing quite like the exhilaration of approaching and chatting up a hot chick while unbeknownst to her your half-chubbed meat sniffs around her twat trench through one precarious layer of fabric stretched to its absolute restraining limit.

HODOR! HODOR! HOLD THE HAMMER OF THOR!

Bonus exhilaration if you’re wearing loose-fitting shorts in a Miami den of iniquity, and an insolent spheroid squeezes past a sentinel seam.

Going commando means taking command of your environment. When you free-ball, girls won’t miss that mischievous smirk that tells them you are hiding secret knowledge, something delicious and naughty that would scandalize wilting flowers. Plus, free-balling is a bedroom accelerant. Take her home, strip off clothes, she gasps as your falling jeans reveal fruit minus the loom, and wonders if you were expecting her surrender all along, an expectation which she will happily oblige.

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  1. on August 23, 2017 at 2:10 pm Going Commando | @the_arv

    […] Going Commando […]

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 10:13 pm Lucius Somesuch

      Because “uh” could not stop for God,
      God kindly stopped for she;
      How God forebore for quite so long
      Is God’s own mystery.

      He dragged her through the crimson air
      And dangled her o’er the fiery pit
      But the stupid cunt thought it for fun
      So furiously she pawed her slit.

      Through life she thumbed at White Man’s law
      And thought she’d never pay;
      Like most a Jew, she would beshrew
      Even God’s prophetic say.

      But as she dropped, a black flake, down
      Upon the cauldron of despair,
      She realized in dire surprise
      It was not so debonair

      To build her life on hapless lies
      And random silly shit,
      For the Lord with fools gets bored
      And His mercy can’t acquit

      The unrepentant bitchass twat
      Who makes her hole her pride,
      And leaves for nought all that she ought:
      Now Hell says, “Open wide!”

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  2. on August 23, 2017 at 2:10 pm Anonymous

    You’re back. Thank God.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 2:32 pm Xtrabeing

      Yes, but this was poorly written shite by H. *shrugs and raises my hands* Still, I’ll bite. Women have a curious view about male nudity, I find. A lean, muscular white male ties their stomachs in butterflies, but they also tend to almost want to MOCK it, for some strange reason. The logical extension of going commando is to do it all the time, out in the open with a girl you’re dating, not just in secret in public. But bitches fuck up almost every good thing they can ruin, in my experience. Oh well — do what keeps you perky. X.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 2:38 pm Bob

        Reminder that Xtrabeing / S*rcerygod / etc is NULL aka Josh Moon, look him up

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 2:50 pm Tes tos Tyrone

        Geez, what a creep.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 3:06 pm Xtrabeing

        *sighs* Are you even aware of WHY you’re lashing out at me? That it’s a fear-reaction compounded by prospective jealousy? Anyway *throws hand off* Whatever. Normally, it’s good for me to win back the Strangers, but today I really don’t care. It’s been 240 hours of work straight on the website that’s going to make me a multimillionaire, and THIS is what I get for it. Haters who can’t create a damn thing, only pipe up to add nothing of constructive value, but two farts in the wind. Serious, you fux. Learn. X.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 3:22 pm Bob

        Google Ichverbot to see more of Joshua Moon aka Null aka Xtrabeing / Sorcerygod / Xwarper’s past identity

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 3:37 pm meistergedanken

        Holy shit – a ((())) AND wanted by the FBI for a “lewd act upon a minor”?!?

        Oh wait, I’m not surprised at all.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 4:33 pm tteclod

        odd

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 7:00 pm FastEddie

        Dear God. This is the guy? I always thought he sounded a little off, but…
        https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Ichverbot

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 7:17 pm Ironsides

        Well, the linked fellow fits to a good extent. Maybe it’s a Null wannabe.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 9:25 pm ML

        instantly distracted by underage tail

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:47 am karthik pavan

        I’ve been reading CH for a long time now, starting from the very beginning. What I’ve seen is dumbasses like this have brought down the quality of this blog. I used to enjoy reading the comments, but now all I see is words that feel like smelly shit. Maybe this is an alternate strategy , to reduce readership by making us feel disgusted , training us like Pavlov’s dog(we tend to avoid nasty things).

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:42 am ML

        note the cute little birthmark on that cheek <3<3<3

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 2:39 pm Xtrabeing

      I’m impressed by the way my comments and graphix logo look, combined. I’m also working on my website: I’ve looked through 40,000 gifs (moving images in re-cycle mode) and selected the best 280, and have adduced the right text colors to use (dark blue, green, purple) plus font sizes and widths .. oh yeah, content! Content! *slaps head* As soon as you boys stop staring in slack-jawed terror at X’s reputation, you’ll want to visit … but not yet.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:24 am jOHN MOSBY

        Yeah, you best step it up turbopedo. You are gonna need plenty of ducats to keep your ass out of the slammer, you damn demented freak.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 3:51 pm Bob

      https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=5001;sa=showPosts

      Same writing style (Ibanx is another Josh Moon alias)

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 10:49 pm Lucius Somesuch

        Sun is rising in Israel,
        It’s time to take your tasks:
        Sisters, to defend our interwebz
        Please don your Aryan masks.

        Saruh, play the pedophile
        And drop them some jailbait:
        YOUR ass won’t do–use Getty, Jew!
        And don’t bother with debate:

        See, you tried to play the learned bore
        And that didn’t do so well;
        Dampened thighs will lose the prize
        When they make you show your tell.

        Damnit Sorcery, enough kabbala
        And knock off all the shilling.
        Girls, take “Night Porter” off repeat:
        These Nazis ain’t for thrilling!

        Drop the silly passive smirks
        And masochistic sighing:
        If these chumps don’t blackpill on Drumpf
        You’ll have our hides a-frying!

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 11:32 pm Lucius Somesuch

      An Ode, on saruh’s attempt below to befoul the Chateau with k!ddi@ pr0n

      The Lord gazed down on His fields of corn:
      The crop was blasted, the harvest shorn:
      The matron’s veil, with violence torn,
      The gutters splashing with blood unborn.

      The wretched Jew impaled on her horn
      Some daughter pimped to the devi,l porn:
      Thinking thus the White man’s blog to adorn
      And gain FedGov pretext for legal scorn.

      Oh saruh, sweetie, when will you learn?
      Your ass or not, in Hell you will burn.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 11:37 pm Lucius Somesuch

        Great God, eternal, your ass will flay
        For bringing out your ped0 play

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 6:53 am ML

        >implying the premise of your K-pop fetish isn’t neoteny

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 2:02 pm Nads

      Speaking of balls. Anyone else lose it while watching the video of the antifa clown taking a rubber bullet in the nads on Tuesday in Phoenix?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:24 pm Canadian Friend

        I have watched it at least 3 times! I love it…who ever shot that smoke canister must have aimed at his balls…that shooter needs a medal, or at minimum someone buy him a beer!

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  3. on August 23, 2017 at 2:12 pm racerxx

    Somehow this song comes to mind..

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  4. on August 23, 2017 at 2:20 pm Wrong Side of History

    I love going commando in basketball shorts (and anybody who knocks shorts has shit calves)

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 6:11 pm antonchigurh

      So, you dress like a nigger, is what you’re telling us?

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 3:42 am skorzecin150

      Lol

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  5. on August 23, 2017 at 2:22 pm JironGhrad

    Just beware of zippers.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 2:34 pm Greg Eliot

      Q: What has a thousand teeth and threatens the Incredible Hulk?

      A: Mah zippah!

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 2:38 pm Ironsides

      Can attest to the truth of this. Makes me wince just remembering…

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 4:31 pm Jaded Jurist

        What did Greg do to you, poor boy?

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 5:40 pm Ironsides

        Kek.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 8:29 pm Greg Eliot

        WTF, TIlton?

        And if I want any lip off of (((JewJurist)), I’ll pull it from saucyqueer’s zipper..

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 6:02 am Wrong Side of History

        Jurist agreeing with 90~% of the comment section that you’re an old spastic doesn’t make him a jew shill, Greg.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:31 am Greg Eliot

        Perhaps not… but neither does it dispute the accusation.

        Riiiiiiiight… all you dweebs and (((shills))) are peas in a pod that make up 90% of the chateau. :duckface

        Not only do you fucks make up your own dictionaries in the attempt to win your losing Cyberian arguments and save face, now you’re making up your own stats, go figger.

        Fail more, WrongHaid… and God willing, one day you’ll get to see for yourself in meatworld just how “spastic” I am, when I shut that smarmy kike yap of yours. 😡

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:16 am Wrong Side of History

        I cut down to my lean 180 lbs fighting shape over the summer.

        Wrong Side is too quick

        Greg? Too arthritic

        Shins of steel

        Kicks that thunder

        Watch this geezer panic and blunder

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:31 am Greg Eliot

        Hahaha!

        Was I mistaken all along, and you’re actually a n1gger?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:33 am Greg Eliot

        Geez, I hope you can fight better than you can rap, MC Pop Tart.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:55 am elmertjones

      The old Army fatigues had buttons which seemed better than a zipper for that reason.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:00 am JironGhrad

        Truth, and they’re still generally available. I mostly wear them for work in plain colors.

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  6. on August 23, 2017 at 2:23 pm Nads

    Had a friend, the biggest natural I have known, who would regularly freeball. In addition to the above mentioned benefits, it allowed him to piss on the bar as he was ordering a beer at a crowded college bar. He was courteous enough to direct you to the correct side to stand beside him to avoid the deluge.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 3:08 pm Xtrabeing

      Solid story. A+.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 3:51 pm skunk

      That’s just low class.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:11 pm Nads

        Low class is often confused with ZFG.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 3:03 pm skunk

        Maybe but that is just low class.

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  7. on August 23, 2017 at 2:27 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

    Back in the late 80s/90s, my aunt lived with a short French Canadian guy. He wore jean jackets, longish hair, a moustache, drove cab (my aunt also drove can and that’s how they met) tended bar, landscaped, taped drywall, did home renovations, interspersed with periods of bumming around smoking and drinking. He always went commando. He and my aunt lived in an old farmhouse in the country which he painstakingly restored and renovated, I suppose in exchange for 15 years of living rent-free. Despite being a bit of a reprobate with a checkered past (I understand there is an outstanding warrant for his arrest in British Columbia), he was well-read, interested in politicks. During the summer, we played baseball on a section of field adjacent to a barn; our own Green Monster if you will. He and us lads sat up late into the night discussing various topics when I was a teen. As I look back on it, he had some pretty safe advice, one of the more memorable ones being to eschew condoms when banging girlz. I suspect this bloke got laid quite a bit in the 70s and 80s, and his roguish, “commando mindset” I’m sure played no small role in this.

    Epilogue:

    In the early 00s, my aunt kicked him out of the house (she held title to the property), and he had to move into town. He went from spending his summer afternoons driving riding lawnmowers on a large spread of land whilst drinking Molson Canadian and Carling Lager to wasting away in an upstairs bedroom downtown, playing Super Nintendo and reading websites. As he would’ve said himself, “you live by the sword, you die by it.”

    [CH: the wise jerkboy cad builds a nest egg and a mission for himself, and considers the personal benefits of partly merging into the beta normie slipstream as time and recklessness take their toll.]

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 3:11 pm Xtrabeing

      This exchange between the Great Les Saunders (who may have walked the very same streets as me) and the Indomitable H-Bomb illustrates the best of the Chateau — thrust and counterpoint, in a balletic duet that cannot be found anywhere. Life story/moral : danger/soothing. Like magic. Salutes!

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  8. on August 23, 2017 at 2:32 pm irishsavant

    Anyone have any idea where the term ‘commando’ came from? I presume that real commandos don’t go around freeballing?

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 2:36 pm theasdgamer

      Joey, on “Friends”, made one of his common verbal mistakes, and introduced “going commando.” Most chicks and manginas never caught on to the joke.

      [CH: i’ve always heard going commando since i was a kid. i didn’t know it was referenced on friends. i suppose going comanche makes more sense, but maybe the two versions are similar to the oft-repeated saying “i could care less” when the correct version is “i couldn’t care less”.]

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 2:43 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        “Going commando” as a cultural artefact (as a bugman would say) predates the Poz Show “Friends” in the Great White North, also.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 2:49 pm theasdgamer

        Ask me how much less I could care.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 2:57 pm PA

        Special ops soldiers dont wear ’em in the field for hygiene reasons.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 3:06 pm PA

        I’ve heard it in the Army (early 90s) and always thought its a Vietnam era saying, what with the tropical jungles.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 5:20 pm retrophoebia2016

        Freeballing in fatigues is the way to go. Esp when in the field.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 3:12 am skorzecin150

        “Going commando” I’ve heard for 40 years.

        As to the field, baby wipes FTW.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 5:05 am OGRE

        It was a term we used in the 80s, predating the Friends show.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 6:54 am theasdgamer

        Yah, apparently migrated from the UK.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 5:05 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

      Possibly London hookers who were called Picadilly Commando. Drop their draws for a shilling.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 6:24 pm asylum

        Most line-troops dont wear underwear in the field/on mission. you get sweaty as fuk, they sag, your thighs, balls, and dik head get chaffed horribly, and rashes are common.

        In fact, on hot days its not uncommon to also leave the ACU/BDU/MultiCam unbottuned.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 6:17 pm General Sir James Hope Grant's great great grand-nephew

      First heard in 1981. It was a joke toast am a fraternity. It may have been a prep school thing.

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  9. on August 23, 2017 at 2:32 pm theasdgamer

    The original term is not “going commando”, but “going Comanche”. Commandos wear underwear.

    [CH: maybe it’s different depending what region of the US you live? like soda and pop.]

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 3:04 pm Cracker

      not doubting that going comanche was the original phrase. haven’t researched it so i have to take your word on that.

      but i’ve never heard that expression used so it obviously didn’t catch on and going commando is clearly preferred.

      have heard and used going commando for many many years. i’ve lived all over the country.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 4:36 pm tteclod

      May refer to whores.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_commando

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 4:44 pm Cracker

        i do tend to think of girls who routinely don’t wear underwear as skanky/slutty.

        it’s one thing to go without because her man asked her to or as a special treat for him. but most girls i’ve known who do it all the time with or without a man in the picture, tend towards being dirty bad hygiene sluts.

        and why wouldn’t a girl prefer wearing pretty panties to going without? all the hot girls i’ve ever known love wearing sexy lingerie. they don’t wear granny panties or go commando.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm mendo

        Especially if they’re the panties that her mother laid out for her.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 5:36 pm Cracker

        @mendo

        That’s messed up bro.

        If a girl is young enough for her mom to still be laying out clothes for her, mom sure as hell shouldn’t be laying out sexy lingerie. WTF

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 6:39 pm Nads

        Mendo – it went right over his head. That was an early Seinfeld episode.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 6:48 pm mendo

        @Nads – glad someone caught the reference.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 6:50 pm Cracker

        ah okay, i take it mendo isn’t a perv then.

        never got into that show so i have no idea what the joke is

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 8:50 pm mendo

        @cracker, that line comes from an episode in which Seinfeld is telling his buddy George about an evening he had with a woman. The woman starts in with the dirty talk and then he drops that line. She gets upset and storms out. Later on, Seinfeld’s friend, Elaine, busts his chops on it.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:57 am Belle Igerent

        >not a perv
        >waxes lyrical about lacy dung hampers

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:57 am Greg Eliot

        “I was just trying to keep up!”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:00 am Greg Eliot

        Aw, god… PLEASE WrongHaid, MulLabia, BelleIgnorant or whoever the fuck you are… pick one monicker and stick with it. 😡

        This sock puppy brigade is getting out of hand… maybe they DO make up 90% of the chateau, go figger.

        (((SHAKIN’…. MAH…. HAID)))

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:54 am ML

        waaahhhh everyone i dislike is the same person and jewish waaahhhhh

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:03 am Greg Eliot

        At least two of these monickers are self-admitted sock puppies from the past, so my stance trumps your continued attempts to save face with your puerile postings.

        Try a few more porn links to stink up the chateau, Schlomo.

        The fact that CH lets you pismires hang around is just one more page in the every-growing tome This Is Why We Lose.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:11 am ML

        waahhhh waahhhhhhhh waahhhhhhhh people disagree with my shitty bigoted vainglorious worldview waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:45 am tteclod

        I told my wife this morning, “Of course, only a bigot like me would decide the BBQ joint isn’t the best choice for the boys’ soccer team lunch, ’cause only a bigot like me would notice the kid’s not Hispanic, web search his folks, and discover they’re Muslims.

        “Bigotry is good.”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:23 am Greg Eliot

        Yet another example of that much-touted “enhanced (((verbal))) IQ”?

        :duckface

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:39 am tteclod

        Personally I enjoy an occasional nonsense post from shitlibs

        1. Such comments are easy to identify
        2. Such comments are usually ad hominin or straw man arguments
        3. Such comments provide fresh examples of shitlib behavior to Le Chateau
        4. Such comments provide rhetorical practice
        5. Such comments provide justification for confronting shitlibs within their own domains: blogs, schools, workplaces, and other “safe” places
        6. Such comments further motivate us to force change in society
        7. Such comments confirm “don’t be that asshole” advice

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:25 pm Belle Igerent

        no sock puppet am I. nor of the international persuasion. very rarely does a comment of mine breach the moderation battlements , and as such, I’m fated to wander the lurking wilderness , akin to a toothless cosmopolitan , drifting from pol thread to to the brink of despair. ‘home, I have no home , hunted, despised , living like an animal! the jungle is my home, and I will show the world that I can be its master!I will perfect my own race of people: a race of atom ic supermen which will conquer the world…hahahaha’ (toothless /rootless)

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:55 pm tteclod

        GBFM is better

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:57 pm ML

        Otoh mother daughter porn is hot af

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:49 pm tteclod

        My old lady is enough old lady for me. I don’t want any more of that.

        If I need more, then younger, hotter, tighter.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 7:40 pm Hackett To Bits

      Here’s going Comanche:

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 8:03 pm Anonymous

      “going Comanche” would be racist.

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 3:46 am skorzecin150

        Going “Native American” just doesn’t have the same effect.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:49 pm theasdgamer

        My field of fucks was never planted so I have exactly zero to give.

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  10. on August 23, 2017 at 2:41 pm Greg Eliot

    Keep the mouse in the house, you fairies.

    We only take yeggs ’round chere what can do a load o’ laundry.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 3:46 pm Major7

      Young men, listen to Greg. Free-ballin’ is, at most, used only on special occasions. You know why women wear bras? If they went bra-less all their lives, their tits would hang down to their knees by the time they’re 30. They’d look like National Geographic.

      Take it from an old guy, the same thing happens to your balls. Nobody told me how long they get, had to find out the bitter truth the hard way. By the time you’re 50 you’ll sit on them, constantly. By the time you’re 60, they’ll look like 2 onions dropped down a pair of panty hose. You know why really old men walk the way they do? Bent over and shuffling? ‘Cause they had to tuck their balls into their socks.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 3:59 pm mendo

        Interesting. I’ve been free ballin’ for several months now. I like it but if that’s what’s to come then I guess I’ll have to pick and choose when to let it all hang out.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 4:02 pm Major7

        Take it from me, man. Best thing you can do is start wearing a jockstrap. A snug one.

        I used to free-ball all the time. I just turned 50. I have this old pair of swim trunks, baggy, nice and roomy. When I bought it, it was a Speedo.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm Alexander Hutchison

        “You know why really old men walk the way they do? Bent over and shuffling? ‘Cause they had to tuck their balls into their socks.”

        I wonder if you are confusing cause and effect. Perhaps, they bend over and shuffle SO THAT they can tuck their balls into their socks. Just thinking out loud.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 8:00 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        I wear heavy Brooks Brothers boxer shorts Monday to Friday because that is what a serious, conservative businessman on the make does. They let allow your balls to dangle to and fro and that suits me fine. Goes well with a grey flannel suit. On weekends I wear black boxer briefs, as I’m usually working out, rough housing, or banging some girl, all activities suited to this type of male undergarment.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:41 am elmertjones

        Do your balls hang low?
        Can you swing em to and fro?
        Do they make a rusty clamor
        When you hit em with a hammer?
        Do your balls hang low?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:22 am Major7

        Elmer, I can always count on you for poetry.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:25 am Major7

        Alexander, you bring up a valid question, but in the interest of clarity I’d like to reiterate the overall point that as a man gets older, HIS BALLS GET REALLY LONG.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:30 am Major7

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  11. on August 23, 2017 at 2:56 pm Notmyname

    Cause im free
    Freeballing
    Yeah, im free
    Freeballin

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 8:54 pm whereiscourtney

      Glad I’m not the one one who had that song in my head when I saw this haha!

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 2:42 am Reb

      My exact thought also

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:24 am Hackett To Bits

      There’s free balling and there’s free balling…

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  12. on August 23, 2017 at 3:12 pm yewotm8

    Freeballing is a natural consequence of large thighs, glutes, and package. Eventually you get so tired of trying to find comfortable underwear you stop wearing it altogether.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 6:30 pm b

      Yep, have muscular thighs like a running back even still at 42, freeballing since about 1992. I guess when the test does finally run out, and shit is saggy and flying everywhere, will probably just go with compression shorts. That is what my pops is rocking nowadays and had the same thighs as youth.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 8:07 pm Vagina dominator

      You can’t freeball at the gym. It looks like you’re walking around with a pendulum in your duds.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:49 am yewotm8

        I’ve split enough pairs of underwear while squatting to say the opposite is true.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:25 am Wrong Side of History

      Real talk.

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  13. on August 23, 2017 at 3:12 pm Anonymous

    Dude I’ve been going commando for a very long time because I wanted to emulate the rockers of old, Robert Plant, Jim Morrison, etc.. And they say it helps boost testosterone too. You are so right it never fails to surprise a female when I drop my pants and don’t have underwear on and she says ” oh you don’t wear underwear”. LMAO you are the man. Thanks

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  14. on August 23, 2017 at 3:16 pm Feral Sigma

    I usually wear jersey shorts. I think I’m going to try this shit with those.

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  15. on August 23, 2017 at 3:23 pm Eduardo the Magnificent

    I freeball around the house and, ironically, at the gym. Underwear getting sweat stuck to both you AND your shorts is not fun. Besides, if the girls want to run around the gym showing me their ‘toes, it’s only fair they get a glimpse of my junk.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:04 am Drm Stix

      or …you like to think they are

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  16. on August 23, 2017 at 3:25 pm Major Styles

    Freeballin…a small step towards Alpha frame. Sounds worthwhile.

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  17. on August 23, 2017 at 3:31 pm incredulousDick

    When Kramer went commando:

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 3:34 am Alt Right Footsoldier

      Stop posting that jewish shit

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 5:29 am Wrong Side of History

        Oh, look at you

        Putting the dissident right to shame because you’re so aryan

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:14 am ML

      the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of deoxyribonucleic acid

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  18. on August 23, 2017 at 3:34 pm ar10308

    Speaking of balls, did anyone else laugh with glee upon seeing that AntiFa shitstain get his puny pecker peppered by precise police?

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 10:21 am Carlos Danger

      I saw that and got a good laugh out of it.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:24 am Ironsides

        Do you suppose the cops laughed over it too, or are they too worried about being filmed gloating?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:23 am Carlos Danger

        The cops I know would have laughed at home over a beer and bragged about it once the heat was off.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:25 am Carlos Danger

        That CS ball hurt big time too. Bean bag rounds cause huge bruises for instance. I can only imagine what that felt like. I’m serious, it may have caused a loss of the testicle.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:27 am Greg Eliot

      “FORE! Oops… maybe I should have yelled ‘TWO!'”

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:45 pm Anonymous

      Hell da fuck yeah!

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  19. on August 23, 2017 at 4:06 pm l82dagame

    I like the feel of undies, last time I brought a chick back I got followed through on a plan I thought of ahead of time…the second we got to the bedroom, I just got completely naked right away. That sped things up. So far I’m 1/1.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 6:15 pm Jimmy james

      “When in doubt, whip it out”

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 6:18 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      I have always maintained that if you’re on the sofa with some thot, say around 11.00 pm on a Wednesday night (while weekend dates are fun, weeknight sorties allow you to plausibly make a case for leaving the bar or other venue early and getting home, because, “it’s getting late”, and then you can worm your way into her apartment or lure her up to yours for a nightcap) and you can’t seem to get banging underway, just pull your dick out of your pants and put her hands around it. If you don’t bang, she should at least jack you off.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:12 am ML

        100% sound

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  20. on August 23, 2017 at 4:29 pm Jaded Jurist

    “fruit minus the loom”

    Imagine if you and Delicioustacos collaborated.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 5:10 pm Augustus Tilton

      Everyone needs to go read Delicious Tacos’ “Autopilot” short story if they haven’t. I thought i was going to die laughing

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 7:07 pm Tes tos Tyrone

        One of the most twisted, disturbed and brilliant writers on the interwebz for sure.

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  21. on August 23, 2017 at 4:50 pm bluegrass577

    Beautifully written, Heartiste. Plus, it’s easier to give lucky girls a glimpse of your bawbag up your shorts leg when you’re commando as well. Girls love spying rich velvety sac splayed insolently on a seat through some manspread legs with only some jean shorts framing the view to heighten the intrigue. It also helps to wear shorts that aren’t too long, though you don’t want them to be too short either. Or is it the shorter the better? Maybe if you have an athletic pretense to wear them, or it’s hot outside.

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  22. on August 23, 2017 at 4:54 pm Lazer

    Ive been doing this for years. I once had a fly unzip and I didnt realize it. I look down and my boner is sticking out. I grabbed the girls hand I was walking with and places it on my cock.

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  23. on August 23, 2017 at 6:01 pm Going Commando | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  24. on August 23, 2017 at 6:13 pm Anonymous

    I don’t always wear underwear – usually I just roll them up and stuff them down the front of my pants – in case I want to change into them later…

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  25. on August 23, 2017 at 6:28 pm rocko

    The only time I bothered to go commando was at a strip club, and that’s because I figured a raging boner would hurt, especially if aroused by a titillating Colombian blonde.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 6:42 pm bigjohn33

      My buddy does that and tries to get off on lap dances.

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  26. on August 23, 2017 at 6:29 pm Johnny Redux

    It’s a long day livin’ in Reseda
    There’s a freeway runnin’ through the yard
    I’m a bad boy, ’cause I don’t even miss her
    I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her heart
    Now I’m free, I’m free ballin’
    Yea I’m free, free ballin’

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  27. on August 23, 2017 at 6:32 pm b

    Also, if you freeball and keep your sack cooler, better sperm, higher chance to impregnate, higher chance for boys

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  28. on August 23, 2017 at 6:40 pm bigjohn33

    I wish kilts would catch on here in the States. That is the most comfortable thing ever.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 8:02 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

      I suspect wearing a kilt out to the pub on a Friday night would score you serious püssy.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 8:10 pm Vagina dominator

        Downside is you can’t tuck your meat and potatoes back if there is going to be fighting.

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 8:30 pm Augustus Tilton

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      • on August 23, 2017 at 9:01 pm bigjohn33

        I wonder… would you have to go all Scottish themed or could you just wear the kilt and a Polo shirt. Or would chicks just mistake you for a tranny in a dress.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 6:25 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        Full Scots regalia would get you in like Flynn (and attract a LOT of attention, mostly positive but some negative). You’d need a good reason to wear full regalia, such as attending an event beforehand, possibly with a few similarly-attired droogs. Otherwise, you’ll run the risk of looking costumey.

        I’ll say this: kilt with boots (chukkas or desert), a white dress shirt, or white collarless “granddad shirt” as they used to be called, and a bolt upright posture.

        I’m seriously considering it now.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 6:46 am wolfie65

        There’s a guy who sometimes shows up at one of my haunts who wears a kilt, lace-up Renaissance boots, argyll socks – and an eye patch.
        Says he’s a former Marine, although he’s kinda short – and f@t.
        He does get everyone’s attention, but I can’t recall ever seeing him with a girl.

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 8:29 pm Johnny Redux

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  29. on August 23, 2017 at 8:25 pm Going Commando | Chateau Heartiste - Top

    […] Source link […]

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  30. on August 23, 2017 at 9:31 pm ML

    https://efukt.com/21636_Feminist_Dike_VS_The_Patriarchy.html

    “Doch schon bald wird der Wohlstand verschwinden, dann werdet ihr spüren, viel zu spät herausfinden: Ihre Welt war so wertlos, Euer Streben, wofür? Tobt genauso ihr Krieg doch auch vor Eurer Tür.”

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    • on August 23, 2017 at 11:45 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Speak English , you jew faggot.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:52 am skorzecin150

      Don’t need your yiddish crap here.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:22 am Carlos Danger

        It was hoch Deutsch. Priceless irony indeed

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:08 am ML

        also lyrics from a “nazi” band, lol

        speaking german does make you gay though

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 6:54 am ML

      Priceless irony.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:29 am ML

        Watch it, you old retard.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:49 am Greg Eliot

        Based upon your posts in general, and specifically the ones trying to get the previous thread to 1K, I’d be careful about calling anyone else a retard, Schlomo.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 7:24 am Greg Eliot

      It’s actually German. yeggs, and though a bit rusty, here’s my stab at it, with a few edits to make it smoother to the English reader:

      “Indeed, very soon your prosperity will disappear, then you will realize, far too late, your world was so worthless, your striving for naught. So wage your war likewise on your own doorstep.”

      Not sure what the point was of (((MuhLabias))) latest demoralization attempt… and that link seems to be some sort of pornography, go figger.
      .

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:24 am Captain Obvious

        “Not sure what the point was of (((MuhLabias))) latest demoralization attempt…”

        Well (((it))) goaded you into wasting 60 to 120 seconds of your life in replying to (((it))).

        I only bother replying for the sake of any Newbies to The Cause, so that they will understand that we are under constant assault from (((The Hurlers of Anti-Intellectual Diarrhea))).

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:32 am Wrong Side of History

        Assuming that he were a demoralization agent

        He would be doing you a service.

        The sort of person who could be that easily demoralized/black pilled away from White advocacy had no fucking heart to begin with.

        The absolute worst thing he’s done is rid you of a weak link.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:49 am Wrong Side of History

        It boils down to the quantity over quality mindset that runs rampant in these parts

        It shows a lack of confidence in a people that, despite being a global minority, dominated the world through strength of character and intellectual superiority.

        The Italic tribes who banded together to forge a world empire

        The Germanic tribes who overran it

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:51 am Greg Eliot

        Assuming that he were a demoralization agent

        He would be doing you a service.

        The sort of person who could be that easily demoralized/black pilled away from White advocacy had no fucking heart to begin with.

        The absolute worst thing he’s done is rid you of a weak link.

        Nice try, idiot, but let me put you wise.

        Even the most ardent proponents of any given cause have a hard enough time keeping up morale in this world, full of disappointments and hardships.

        No general on the planet… or even coach on a damn Little League team… tolerates negativism in the ranks.

        This is why every nation considers propagandists for the enemy as traitors, and hang ’em whenever they get their mitts on the miscreants.

        Of course, such a concept as espirit de corps among YT gives (((you))) types the heebie-jeebies… not to mention (((your))) general inclinations towards negativity and disruption as apparently embedded in (((your))) DNA.

        Try selling that Alinsky “he’s doing you a favor” bullshit of yours elsewhere, fool… at the chateau, we don’t need that kind ’round chere.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:56 am Greg Eliot

        Well (((it))) goaded you into wasting 60 to 120 seconds of your life in replying to (((it))).

        As if that’s some sort of badge of honor?

        Like you yourself said, the replies aren’t for the sake of the dimwit shills spewing their inanities… they’re so the peanut gallery may pick up a trick or two about talking to these fucks on other forums and/or meatworld.

        Besides, I seldom get the opportunity to brush up my German. 😉

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:00 am Wrong Side of History

        You really are a slow man, Greg. And, to make it worse, you’re arrogant as shit.

        Movements die because of people like you.

        You’re an overbearing, mediocre intellect with no tactical imagination.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:09 am ML

        comments on a blog .. srs biz

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:10 am Greg Eliot

        You really are a slow man, Greg. And, to make it worse, you’re arrogant as shit.

        Movements die because of people like you.

        You’re an overbearing, mediocre intellect with no tactical imagination.

        Well then… now if you can just get some of your other sock puppies on board, along with Strapunzel and his crew, the issue is settled! :DUCKFACE

        You’re just trying to save face on the Cyberian ass-whoopin’ you and your ilk constantly get here at the chateau… and your butthurt reeks of try-hard desperation.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:13 am Greg Eliot

        comments on a blog .. srs biz

        Apparently so, judging by (((your))) efforts here and who knows were else.

        I seem to recall a whole battalion of yentas and such forming a (((JIDF))), so there must be something to this, the agitprop stage of any coming serious conflict.

        Fail more, Heimie… and give my backhand a rest, will ya? It’s starting to get sore from the constant contact with yo’ haid.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:16 am ML

        It’s literally impossible for me to understand that a man with your depth of self-righteousness even exists. Wrong Side’s remark about doing this in a mirror was quite apt: you take every one of your own comments to be some sort of personal victory. This being a void, it’d be pathetic if it weren’t possibly pathological.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:22 am Greg Eliot

        The fact that WrongHaid farts, and you remark as to the wondrous redolence, impresses no one… it just accentuates the suspicion that you and he are either the same person or working in nearby cubicles.

        Go back to some of your waaaaah attempts at neener-neener debate, MuhLabia… you’re not much good at this current tack.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:25 am Greg Eliot

        I see my point about there being a (((JIDF))), whose mission in life is the self-admitted trolling of forums, hit a raw nerve.

        Serious business, this commenting on forums, indeed.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:30 am ML

        If I were a Jew with a paycheck, I’d be selling white girls into sex slavery. Put that in your pipe. Literally do not give a fuck about your imaginary little world where white people are demigods and oh me oh my must be preserved.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:35 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, MuhLabia, we can all see how little you care…

        … up to an including yet another tell, in your mentioning White slavery.

        IF you were a Jew? Hell, if you’re not, what the fuck are you, making posts like that here? Some sort of bizarro world alt-R ally or just the garden variety n1gger?

        More’s the shame on you… and it’s already mountainous… if you’re any sort of White man.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:37 am ML

        Honestly I’m just on vacation doing drugs.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:40 am Greg Eliot

        I, for one, am happy to hear how little you care…

        … I shudder to think of your posting efforts here otherwise.

        :VERY LARGE DUCKFACE

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:44 am Major7

      Thanks for the porn, ML

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:09 pm Lucius Somesuch

        “Frankly my allowance from my mom’s new boyfriend died when jailbaitgallery went down for good.”

        fify sweetie!

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:47 am ML

      anytime buddy

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:20 pm Major7

        Have you checked out Hentai? I got that one from our good buddy, Eichenwald.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:38 pm ML

        That shit is for 20 year olds, and Lucius. Frankly my libido died when jailbaitgallery went down for good.

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  31. on August 23, 2017 at 9:45 pm Anonymous

    What if u shit yo pants a lot?

    Happens every time i pee.

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  32. on August 24, 2017 at 5:42 am Wrong Side of History

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

    Careful going commando.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:46 am Major7

      Testicular Torsiion sounds really badass, though. I’m gonna rename my band.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:13 pm Nads

        Add umlauts and you are all set.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:48 pm Greg Eliot

        Umlauts on the first word, line through the o’s on the second, amirite?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:58 pm Major7

        Umlauts Testicular Torsion? Don’t know what Umlauts means, but it sounds badass too.

        Look for our new CD in gas stations everywhere!

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 4:27 pm Jaded Jurist

        Greg, Ü’s and Øs don’t mix. The languages that use them choose one or the other.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:50 pm Greg Eliot

        Yes, I know the o’s with the lines are Scandinavian and the umlauts are German… this was for the name of a band… presumably punk or heavy metal.

        (((duckface)))

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:38 pm Vagina dominator

        Umlauts uber alles!

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 6:37 am Belle Igerent

        even comparing radio hits of the 80s (eg burning heart – survivor) and radio hits of present (bruno mars – count on me) is innocuously effective. Ask questions like: do radio programmers want a moremore docile population. Are they programming/controlling us to be better consumers? Are they worried that complex chordal arrangements and melodic guitar/synth solos encourages too much abstract thought or is inspiring, rather than demoralising/acutely annoying/infantalising ?Who are these radio studio executives anyway, and how come the vast majority of music critics in newspapers (besides a guardian critic who just couldn’t stomach the absurdity of his orders) gave the Bruno Mars drivel glowing reviews? Could these conglomorations somehow be linked? did mars play at the WH?……..controlling us to be better consumers

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  33. on August 24, 2017 at 5:47 am elmertjones

    Most of the time I let them hang free. Underwear elastic causes health problems. May be a factor in sperm count decline. You are putting an elastic band around your bladder. Many older men’s physiques clearly show the effect of binding the pelvic region. For years I have sought comfortable underwear but to no avail. By the time underwear gets comfortable it starts to fall apart. That sneaky drip after you pee can be a problem though.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 8:39 pm Vagina dominator

      Superman wore his on the outside. Maybe we should give that some thought.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:17 pm The Bleeding Obvious

      Try buying a size bigger and you will be fine.

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  34. on August 24, 2017 at 6:54 am wolfie65

    Hammer of þorr – nice.
    Chr1stcucks wept, twisted by multiple layers of gulitrepression foisted upon them by their Middle Eastern handlers.

    Weather permitting, I like to wear as little as possible.
    Board shorts, shirtless and barefoot being my preferred style.
    Gotta get back to the beach.

    Going commando in places where puritan calvinist oppression rules social norms might present some problems, first and foremost of the health/hygienic variety.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 7:35 am Greg Eliot

      puritan calvinist oppression rules social norms

      KEK!

      What world are you from?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:06 am Carlos Danger

        Prussia, the nexus of puritanical Calvinist social norms. Old Wilhelm the 1st was an exemplary Calvinist.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:18 am Greg Eliot

        I thought wolfenstein was talking about current times.

        There hasn’t been a Prussian ’round chere for awhile now, amiritie?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:47 am Carlos Danger

        The residual influence remained strong for a long time.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 8:39 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      The day we stopped being a strict, Calvinist, Puritan society built on sexual propriety an moral rectitude is the day it all went down the drain.

      I might not enjoy it as much, but I know I’d be better off in a society which forced me to get mârriéd at 23, push out 4 kîds, and attend church services every Sunday.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:55 am ML

        Amen. Btw fuck you, proddy.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 4:31 pm Jaded Jurist

        Protestant, sure, but why Calvinist? There are some great Arminians who keep themselves in check even moreso than the Calvinist, due to the whole twist on the perseverance of the saints thing.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:20 pm Carlos Danger

        Calvin made usury acceptable for Christians. That was why the tribe funded him.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 8:41 pm Vagina dominator

      Or a gourd. You could wear a gourd and really show those christcucks what you think of their so-called “civilization”!

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:41 pm Vagina dominator

        That was for wolfie.

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  35. on August 24, 2017 at 7:36 am Passer by

    The Daily Stormer is back.

    https://punishedstormer.com/

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 8:37 am Ironsides

      That should last about 20 minutes.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:38 am Lichthof

      Thanks. Appreciate the updates.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 12:33 pm Ironsides

      And it’s down, due to the entire host being crashed by pro-Trump hackers trying to doxx antifa on that site or another one with the same host, I’m not sure.

      This stuff is bizarre.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 12:33 pm Ironsides

      And I’m modded. Wahoo!

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 1:02 pm Roy

      and…

      it’s gone!

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:43 pm Ironsides

        And … it’s back!

        Like an iron yoyo!

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 8:56 pm Vagina dominator

      Quite genuinely, all of this banning greatly raises my spirits.

      1. You don’t use a hammer to kill a fly. Clearly, ((they))) feel there has been far too much goyim knowing going on and it was starting to get to a very contagious or even pandemic stage. They had to quarantine.

      What’s need for a tipping point in this kind of thing?

      2. Short of FEMA camps, isn’t this the worst they can do and doesn’t it in fact heavily confirm everything that has been said? We are vindicated in pointing out that they are totalitarians and Bolsheviks. What normie can possibly deny that?

      Evidence is right there, normie. These people hate free speech. Foundation of freedom, normie!

      3. Most of this has been the result of mere shitpoasting. That fucking media colossus maybe ain’t so tough after all.

      The thing now is to keept poasting on other websites and push open the Overton window on other individual sites. In a way this could be similar to what has happened at Zero Hedge.

      ZH is of course a complete (((psy-op))) but the ZH commenters very often lay it out because the entire commentariat ran roughshod over their “comment rules”..

      Not an easy thing to sneak red pills into other sites – I like to deny the “holocaust” myself – but I like to have a shot from time to time and sometimes get something through.

      If some normie says “It’s going to be like the Holocaust 2.0” you might be able to sneak in “Before you can have a holocaust 1.0 there has to be a holocaust 1.0.”

      Or say “Godwin’s Law” or something like that. Make it uncomfortable for normies to have the (((standard views))).

      Or just say “Free speech. It is what the country is about.”

      So, overall the whole thing is not as bad as people think.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:58 pm Vagina dominator

        I mean,

        “Before you can have a holocaust 2.0 there has to be a holocaust 1.0.”

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 7:14 am Belle Igerent

        VD , I wrote a response for your subtle redpilling approach, but it appeared above. Ctrl F ‘burning heart’ and you’ll have it. I got the info for the Bruno Mars song under ‘critical reception’ on wikipedia.

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  36. on August 24, 2017 at 9:46 am Hugh Mann

    But the Bronze Aged One is missing in action.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:51 am ML

      what ever will we do without an alt-right internet personality crowing about what hot shit he is

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:10 am gunslingergregi

        what the fuck we gonna do with an ml living vicariously lol

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:10 am ML

        true. go fuck your mother, i might enjoy that.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 8:59 pm Vagina dominator

        As the Good Book (Mein Kampf) says,

        “You will know them by their snark.”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:00 pm Vagina dominator

        Gee ML, I thought talking about mothers was off-limits for you. Did you find out what a whore yours is?

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 7:54 am ML

        You’re right. That’s for pukes like you.

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 8:07 am Greg Eliot

        Got two words for you, MuhLabia…

        … Dale Carnegie.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  37. on August 24, 2017 at 10:29 am Captain Obvious

    Eye-talianzzzezes finally grow some nads?

    ‘We Will Shoot’ Anyone Who Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar,’ Says Venice Mayor http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3580295/posts

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:11 am ML

      yea right. italians are at the forefront of european extinction. good riddance.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:27 am Carlos Danger

        Italy has the highest culture in the world.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:29 am ML

        And one of the lowest fertility rates. Are you incapable of seeing the correlation? Come on. Don’t let idealism cloud your perception of facts like everyone else here.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:29 am Greg Eliot

        Don’t forget, Danger… MuhLabia is “doing us a favor” by weeding out the faint of heart with his kike agitprop, don’cha know?

        Fuck the chateau for letting these cocksuckers hang around. 😡

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:32 am Greg Eliot

        Don’t let idealism cloud your perception of facts like everyone else here.

        One more time, asshole… it’s not your “facts” that put a pall on our perception… it’s snarky kike remarks like saying “good riddance” about the Italians.

        May the Lord rebuke your sorry hide. 😡

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:33 am ML

        I am Italian.

        Doesn’t change the fact that they have one of the lowest birthrates in the entire world.

        If they don’t want to survive, fuck ’em. Good riddance. Germans too.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:38 am Greg Eliot

        But of course you’re Italian!

        I could tell by the way you had to get mention of the Germans in that “good riddance” too.

        I’m guessing if there’s ANY truth to that ethnicity assertion, the card said Moops.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:50 am Major7

        I didn’t know Labia was an Italian name.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:50 am ML

        Moors.

        Germans are actually ahead of Italians in low birthrate. Nine to Italians’ eleven, I believe.

        To be exact: below replacement birthrate. Lowness in itself isn’t necessarily the end of the world. But not replacing yourselves + welcoming skinnies and feeding them pasta, definitely is.

        Muh cathedrals though.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:52 am ML

        lol … I mean it is Latin!

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:55 am Carlos Danger

        The reason for that is control of wealth by a few and lack of well paying jobs. I know many Italians and the ones I know of are deeply bothered by such things, Not everyone is a perpetual adolescent there.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:57 am Carlos Danger

        Labia is Latin for lips.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:59 am ML

        Ok, I’m a perpetual adolescent because I focus on the hard facts to the exclusion of counter-factuals. But we’re commenting on the same blog.

        Look, I know common Italians aren’t doing it to themselves, no more than they made themselves serfs under Rome. Yet the result is the same. Commoners’ opinions don’t matter, have almost never mattered outside of a brief golden period in America. Only power matters, even if you’re the one under its boot.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:05 pm Greg Eliot

        Moors.

        Sorry, but the card says ‘Moops’.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:24 pm Major7

        Moops Labia, say it with an Italian accent, doing this:

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:26 pm Major7

        Or this:

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:39 pm ML

        Bippity boopity

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:41 pm Major7

        You ARE Italian!

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:01 pm Carlos Danger

        I wasn’t directing the perpetual adolescent comment at you. It’s an observation I make about European society in general.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:03 pm ML

        Ah. Thanks

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:47 pm Ironsides

        The thing about birthrates, of course, is that they’re only a problem if you import foreign hordes at the point when they’re low. Without that detail, a new equilibrium would be reached somewhere, either with a lower population breeding at replacement, or with people willing to breed replacing those who weren’t and creating a new “Italian boom” or “German boom” with the resources freed up by the demise of the mentally sterile.

        It’s the damn “invite the world” part that’s the real problem.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:18 pm Cracker

        that’s exactly right Ironsides. we don’t always need to about growth, expansion, and multiplying like rabbits.

        perfectly healthy for a civilization to have low but sustainable populations. usually that makes for a better quality of life for the people who live in the community too.

        more isn’t always better.

        problem is having outsiders come in to overrun you. stop the influx of unwanted breeders in our country and the rest of the european based countries and we’d be perfectly okay.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:25 pm ML

        As usual you guys wilfully miss the point. Always trying to pretend that the problem is exogenous.

        Below replacement means just that: extinction-level breeding rate. Not sustainable: literally fewer and fewer every ten years.

        This was happening before the modern rush of immigration.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:44 pm Cracker

        @ML

        you’re the one missing the point.

        you don’t think people would start having more children if they saw a brighter future ahead of them and their kids? a future that doesn’t include mass degeneracy and being overrun by dregs?

        unlike the rest of the world, sane/intelligent/civilized populations don’t continuing to breed like animals when conditions are bad. we aren’t africans who continue popping out babies even though they can’t feed or take care of them. k-selection vs r-selection remember? the best/strongest don’t need the same numbers for survival and prosperity because we have quality on our side.

        even hardcore liberals will list one of the reasons for not having kids as…i wouldn’t want to bring more children into this terrible world. so many african babies need parents blah blah blah.

        even if they don’t realize they are actually causing that to be the reality by way of supporting idiotic liberal policies, i guarantee you if they lived in a world where they could see a bright white future unmuddied by diversity, they’d be m@rrying up and having tons of kids.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 3:12 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        Up until recently, I generally had an unfavourable opinion of wops. This view was formed by the fact that the overwhelming majority of Italian immigrants to North America were wretched, dirt poor peasants from Sicily and Reggio Calabria -many of whom looked like darkies. (No wonder my grandparents didn’t think they were White). Today’s Italian-North Americans have done well for themselves, are unlikely to be pouring concrete like their nono Angelo, more likely to be the CFO of your firm, and many have by now been diluted by mixing with other European ethnic groups. They are, however, still a product of that peasant stock and that doesn’t go away. Many are still reprehensible ginos and despite their preponderance I don’t count a single one as my friend.

        Spending time in Lombardy and northern Italy in general, I can see that moderin northern Italians have almost nothing in common with their cousins acrosst the pond, have great culture, admire beauty, and have some of Europe’s most exquisite, lovely women.

        Having said that, I still find them to be useless, lazy, and terribly corrupt and nepotistic bastárds. They do take good care of their lawns, though.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 4:12 pm Democritus

        @ML

        [Don’t let idealism cloud your perception of facts like everyone else here.]

        What the fuck do you know about “everyone else here”?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 5:55 pm ML

        Les,

        I can’t take exception to any of that. I’ve always felt that, in spite of my intellectualism, I’m still just a dumb, angry guinea. I’m sure most here will agree.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:11 pm Vagina dominator

        @ ML, one thing that I thought was in your favor was that you understood the depletion/overshoot problems.

        Italians are not niggers (yet). Rational people, faced with resource problems, will retrench. Europeans are currently doing this, the Japanese. White America has been trying to do it – get numbers and consumption and future trends back under some semblance of control – but their efforts have been frustrated by the usual suspects. The Chinese – as is their wont – have tried to do it by government enforcement.

        As endless footage of famine after African famine have shown us, only the darkies do not understand that we must adapt our numbers as resources become more scarce.

        So the Italians are in fact displaying the most acute rationality.

        The Jew, however, who styles himself our master and manager, complains that low birth rates threaten the supposedly endless, usury-fueled, “growth” upon which his parasitism depends. In short, his complaint is that there are not enough cattle to maintain the economics of his slaughterhouse. So they bring in the monkeys, saying, laughably, that their monkey shines will somehow fund those old European pensions.

        There may well be a European extinction. But Jews, too, will become extinct. And monkeys will never rule in cold Europe. Except in the occasional tree.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:14 pm ML

        I do understand it, and it isn’t “rational” die-back, like desert cacti selected for fire resistance. I also don’t believe whites, Jews, or anyone will actually go extinct: modern populations are too large. But they are aging and dwindling to a point where dominion will pass to other races. We are looking at the end of Italian and German history, no amount of rationalization can hide it. I can’t predict exactly what will happen when the whole thing collapses but I don’t think it’s reasonable to claim Israelis are not in a much stronger position. You may want them to fail, but beyond rapid expansion, there isn’t much evidence.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:20 pm ML

        Your prob is that you mix morals with demographics. That “Jews” want this or that disagreeable thing isn’t proof that they won’t win out. According to you guys they’ve been winning forever. Why would it stop now, when everything is in their favor? We need to let Europe go.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:24 pm ML

        “only the darkies do not understand that we must adapt our numbers as resources become more scarce.”

        It sounds like you’re betting on the species to agree that we’re in overshoot and act more responsibly without any anticipatory defection, in the game theory sense. Don’t put money on that!

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 12:36 pm Wrong Side of History

      I had a little extra guido strut in my step when my DNA results came back with quite a bit of Italian.

      They were always my favorite Huwyte people.

      I’d be depressed to see them go.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:42 pm ML

        Being Italian hasn’t been cool since the 80s. There isn’t a single kind of female outside of Germany and the American ghetto that finds me desirable. But it’s cool we paisan.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:44 pm ML

        Then again I’m also a nihilist drug addict who sleeps in his clothes

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:46 pm Major7

        At least you’re not free-ballin

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 12:56 pm ML

        I am though. Too humid here for undies

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:05 pm Carlos Danger

        I went commando for about twenty years 100% of the time. I wear boxers now and realize why we wear underwear in the first place.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:07 pm ML

        The drip is real

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 1:37 pm Major7

        Damn right it is

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 2:02 pm ML

        https://thejournalofneoabsolutism.wordpress.com

        Good blog. But the same basic errors as your Zman, Anti-Dem, etc. They get so close!

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:03 pm Lucius Somesuch

        “They get so close!”

        Like that time you gave your dad a handjob?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:04 pm Lucius Somesuch

        . . . being kike hasn’t been cool since the 80s BC

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  38. on August 24, 2017 at 10:31 am Carlos Danger

    This is a very good documentary. Anyone interested in this subject should watch it, especially those who call us Christ Cucks and refer to outdated ME cults.

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  39. on August 24, 2017 at 2:06 pm Amasius

    Covington is right:

    http://hacovington.blogspot.com/2017/08/the-northwest-imperative-quick-basic.html

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 2:46 pm Greg Eliot

      Of course he’s right… or at least about as right as anyone can be these days, with few solutions being offered short of war that will make the Civil War look like a clambake.

      That said, regardless of what one may or may not think about the NW Imperative, I’m surprised his novels don’t get more love at the chateau.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:51 pm Vagina dominator

        I have an idea for a movie that I may turn into a treatment as spec for a script. It’s a time travel bit.

        The opening scene is a dystopic, inhuman, depleted and exhausted world of savagery and vast disparities of wealth ruled by a High Sanhedrin of despotic Jews whose greatest pleasures are murder and perversion and humiliations on a global scale.

        A white man, disgusted with all of this but thinking it can never be resisted or overturned, is recruited to travel back through a time portal to a period of time when all of this could have been prevented by the action of one man, just one man, acting alone.

        But what matter or circumstances of the past could be so small, and local and yet still so vital and world-historical that the actions of just one man to change them at that time would change all of the future? The founding of the Fed? The Income Tax? The founding of the Bank of England?

        But the White Leadership has already decided what this mission must be. He is to travel back to the Europe of the mid-1770s – maybe leading up to the American or French Revolution – and he is to find the five Rothschild brothers, and k*ll them all. (Yes, yes, I know, better to just k*ll their m*ther before they are born. Don’t be a k*lljoy)

        The body of the story the story concerns our hero’s struggles to find and k*ll all five the brothers while the Rothschilds informers and secret service seeks him out in order to stop him – but also to ruthlessly interrogate him so as to make him reveal to the Sanhedrin what he knows of the future! This must not happen.

        The action takes us through all of the major cities of Europe, along narrow lanes and across rooftops, through cathedrals and on wild rides in carriage and on horseback, and of course too, through the filthy ghettos of the Jew.

        And over all of the action there hangs a dreadful foreboding, and teh scent of sulphur, as we understand and become ever more aware of the evil and the clandestine, and we come to understand too that the House of Rothschilds is a House of Satanic Worship and their synagogues are nothing less than nodes, ripe pustules, overflowing with the pus of their foul plans for the total enslavement of humanity.

        I have to work in the f*male angle yet. And a nog too I suppose. But what do you think? Could I swing it? I guess it would need one of the big studios to back it.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:24 pm Vagina dominator

        For the sake of diversity we’ll cast one of the Rosthschild’s with a nigger, the product of their m*ther’s seraglio of coons. That whore was the talk of Europe. Even as a grandm*ther.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 11:14 pm Carlos Danger

        If Homowood makes it, the nog will be the hero who saves humanity and the woman will be some French tart he picks up along the way to save his butt at critical moments.

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 6:06 am Greg Eliot

        Don’t forget to add the badass guy the Sanhedrin send back in time to stop him.

        He could even be the hero’s father!

        kekekekekekekekekekekek

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:25 pm Vagina dominator

      Yes, Covington’s right but the Federal government has many methods to undermine any efforts at separatism. They’ll bring in wogs and infiltrators and make court cases and all the usual stuff.

      They have the power of money creation.

      I still think that white flight to the country is a good idea but then the goal is to get skills, make associations, love your family and wait for the money to become useless. They don’t have much longer to run this. If they had 50 years, I’d say game over but whites are still a big number and ten years from now there won’t be any more long distance travel for anyone.

      Ten years from now (2027 isn’t that far away), where you are and what you can do there will determine the fate of your genes for the next 1000 years. No new darkies will be brought in after that point. (No, it is not possible to run a modern society on electricity, so politely please desist with that solar/nuclear/gas stuff). The world needs *oil*.

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 6:25 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        From time to time, you see news stories about abandoned towns that are sold at relatively reasonable prices. Usually they’re former company or resource towns. Rather than outright separatism, 5,000 or so like-minded people could buy one of these towns, restore it, bring it back to life, and fortify it of necessary. Some of these places even have old mills and foundries, so local industry would be possible. Undesirables, and undesirable activities, could be banned, and that is when the (((negative publicity))) would start and stories of polygamy, child abuse, or tax evasion would materialize.

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  40. on August 24, 2017 at 2:17 pm SteveRogers42

    Diversity train in Canada:

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 5:49 am skorzecin150

      Bet the ‘groid in that disgusting pic isn’t from haiti.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 7:19 am Canadian Friend

      I had never seen that train.

      If that is not clearly saying:

      “ colored men, come here and fuck our white women, impregnate them, and replace the white race with the blessing of the LIBERAL governement“

      then I don t know what is.

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  41. on August 24, 2017 at 3:06 pm whereiscourtney

    Re: “Girls who go commando are usually sluts” comments:

    I happen to be a virgin (waiting until marriage) in her mid-20s who goes commando when I wear sweatpants, cotton-like pants and workout pants. It feels better in those types of material. Anytime I consider going commando, I triple-check that the attire is thick and opaque enough to not be see-through it when sunlight/strong light hits me. With things like jeans and sheer leggings, skirts and dresses, I always wear color-coordinated underwear (ie. black leggings begets black underwear).

    I have a feeling my future husband will appreciate the easy access it will give him whenever he wants me.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 11:08 pm ML

      Someone patrol this thot

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 5:53 am skorzecin150

      Now THAT’S how you troll a “PUA” site. Take note, Muh Labia.

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 8:47 am whereiscourtney

      You two would like to believe that wouldn’t you? It would certainly help your misguided narrative of [I]there being minimal traditionally-minded, moral women in the US/West to marry.[/I], etc.

      But no, I am sincere. We still exist, though yes, much harder to find with the seemingly rapid degradation of morals and society at large. Some of us were actually brought up correctly.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 7:24 am Canadian Friend

      who`s virgin this is?

      ( just kidding…inspired by “who`s bitch this is“,…there is nothing wrong with being a virgin )

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  42. on August 24, 2017 at 3:06 pm CalvinDecline

    The response:

    http://www.foxla.com/news/local-news/275728234-story?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    White antifa idiot punches black Trump supporter hahaha

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  43. on August 24, 2017 at 3:09 pm CalvinDecline

    Juuuust testing…

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 3:43 pm Anonymous

      Yep, it worked but my stand-alone comment isn’t showing up even though I get no errors after the page refreshes. How weird! Maybe it’s a glitch with being on my phone on the mobile site.

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  44. on August 24, 2017 at 3:10 pm CalvinDecline

    Off-topic!

    http://www.foxla.com/news/local-news/275728234-story?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    White antifa member punches black Trump supporter… can’t make this sh!t up.

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 3:14 pm CalvinDecline

      (another test comment) seems I’m banned from commenting from certain devices?

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 3:14 pm CalvinDecline

        aaaand that’s why we clear cache… pardon my string of nonsensical comments.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 3:34 pm whereiscourtney

        Mine aren’t showing up either suddenly…? I cleared my cache, so hopefully this comment posts.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:57 pm Vagina dominator

        Sometimes I can’t comment from one internet cafe for a couple of weeks and I go elsewhere. I am ignorant of why.

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  45. on August 24, 2017 at 4:03 pm bluegrass577

    I’ve got a comment stuck in moderation. ;(

    **shakin’ Greg Eliot’s haid…***

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 4:07 pm whereiscourtney

      Ohhh that’s what it is. I didn’t realize the comments were moderated. Gosh, that means there’s about five-ish repeat comments. Mod, please just post the latest one. My apologies! 🙂

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 5:10 pm Democritus

        Welcome to Limbo, where your comments await moderation for eternity.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:24 pm whereiscourtney

        I don’t know if I should like that reply or not…I feel like if I do it will come true lol I wish WordPress told you which comments were still awaiting approval! My comment still hasn’t posted, but I had no idea because my other comments from yesterday posted right away (CH responded to the first comment so maybe that’s partially why?). Do they moderate comments to keep out spam and Feminazis or something? There are *plenty* of liberal sites on the net they can go to screech and cry, they don’t need to come here….

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:56 pm Captain Obvious

        The kkk0mments which disappear altogether – without leaving any mention of “in M0deration” – are probably being swallowed by the systems architecture.

        For a kkk0mment to be accepted and then re-appear on screen, it has to be “written” to the database backend, and “WRITE” calls are tremendously taxing on the database [as opposed to mere “READ” calls, which are fairly easy to pull out of the database].

        So during times of day with heavy traffic and too many pending “WRITE” calls to the database, there is probably some “middleware” which bounces the excess “WRITE” calls, and tries to hold them in “cache”, and if you’re lucky, then anywhere from 15 minutes to 4 hours later, things might settle down, and the traffic might become light enough for the middleware to be able to fetch your pending kkkomment from its cache and “WRITE” it to the database backend.

        Although, if you’re not lucky, and there isn’t even enough room in the cache to hold your pending kkk0mment, then the kkk0mment will disappear forever.

        The solution to this problem is:

        1) Keep your kkk0ments short and to the point [the longer the kkk0mment, the moar difficult it is to complete a “WRITE” call on the database for that particular kkk0mment], and

        2) Try to poast only during low traffic times of day, not during high traffic times of day.

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  46. on August 24, 2017 at 4:57 pm Captain Obvious

    No fizzy drinks: Chinese army tells recruits to shape up http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3580368/posts

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 4:57 pm Captain Obvious

      “New recruits go through gruelling tasks, but half don’t pass their initial physical”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 4:58 pm Captain Obvious

        “In an online post, the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) blamed overconsumption of fizzy drinks, excessive computer gaming and even [b]MASTURBATION[/b] for the poor health of young people…”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 4:59 pm Captain Obvious

        MASTURBATION

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 6:01 pm Johnny Redux

        “Do you even lift, Cho?”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 7:09 pm Captain Obvious

        Q: “Do you even lift, Cho?”

        A: “No, but I do have carruses on the parm of my hand.”

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 10:01 pm Vagina dominator

        If you use a mouse a lot, your wrist weakens and the tendons of your hand shorten so you can’t make a safe fist. When you make a fist, the hitting surface should be flat, not stepped with some fingers out more than another.

        If you have a problem, stretch and strengthen, but not passively. For stretching to stick,it has to be under some kind of resistance or pressure. Try wrist pushups or holds (on a soft surface like a pillow to start.)

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:37 pm Captain Obvious

      Young Chinese are ‘too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests’ http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3580426/posts

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  47. on August 24, 2017 at 5:03 pm Hugh Jenniks

    meanwhile, another MLK statue goes up…

    https://gov.georgia.gov/press-releases/2017-08-24/advisory-deal-unveil-dr-martin-luther-king-jr-statue

    hmmm

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:47 pm Democritus

      I know what you’re thinking, but you’re looking at it all wrong; follow the shitlib politico gravy train instead.

      It’s actually urban SWPL, de-gentrifying symbology meaning:

      “Ummm, liiike – you might really all want to start thinking about moving and stuff? Just saying.”

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  48. on August 24, 2017 at 5:04 pm CalvinDecline

    D.C. judge approves government warrant for data from anti-Trump website

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-dreamhost-idUSKCN1B41ZC

    Saw it on a few other sites… huffington, yahoo… but no CNN or surprisingly, FOX.

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  49. on August 24, 2017 at 5:54 pm Johnny Redux

    My new super hero (he’s making bigger moves than Trump, probably because he is not being brain-f*cked by Zionist ‘advisors’.

    “Hungary Emulates Israel by Offering Refuge to Ethnic Hungarians Worldwide”

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/23/hungary-emulates-israel-offering-refuge-ethnic- hungarians-worldwide/

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 5:55 pm Johnny Redux

      http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/23/hungary-emulates-israel-offering-refuge-ethnic-hungarians-worldwide/

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  50. on August 24, 2017 at 5:57 pm Johnny Redux

    Semjén extended his particular welcome to the Hungarian and Hungarian-descended community in Venezuela, which has descended into “chaotic and dictatorial conditions” as its state socialist model unravels.

    “Hungary is their homeland, they can come home at any time, together with their families, including those who no longer speak Hungarian, because Hungary will give them every assistance they need,” he said.

    “The Venezuelan Hungarians must know that they do not flee here, they do not emigrate here, but they come home. This is the message to every Hungarian around the world, that no matter what happens, Hungary is their homeland, and Hungary awaits them with open arms.”

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 8:56 pm gunslingergregi

      awww

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  51. on August 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm cortesar

    Rome anno zero

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 10:03 pm Vagina dominator

      I’ve been considering an Italian tour but I know it would just be a few weeks of my blood boiling.

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  52. on August 24, 2017 at 6:30 pm cortesar

    Donna Zuckerberg’s Classics Mag Demands “Dissembling of This Dangerously Misguided Dream of White Europe”
    ————————————————————————————————-

    … In “Stranger in the Village,” Baldwin pointed out the sheer futility of the nostalgia residing at the heart of white supremacy, noting that “No road whatever will lead Americans back to the simplicity of this European village where white men still have the luxury of looking on me as a stranger.” He concluded even more powerfully: “This world is white no longer, and it will never be white again.” Our goal, as classicists, should surely be to finish the dissembling of this dangerously misguided dream of white Europe. To join hands with Baldwin and add: it was never white in the first place.
    ——————————————————————————————-
    http://www.units.miamioh.edu/humanitiescenter/sites/default/files/denise-mccoskey.jpg?1380422273

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 6:30 pm cortesar

      http://www.unz.com/isteve/donna-zuckerbergs-classics-mag-demands-the-dissembling-of-this-dangerously-misguided-dream-of-white-europe/

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 7:18 am Democritus

      Gee, Donna, I though the topic under discussion in such a “Mag” would be Occidental civilization in the holistic sense, the heart of which obviously comes directly from Greco-Roman culture- you know, from all that Greek and Latin you (presumably) study and write about in that “Mag” – and not entirely from “the simplicity of this [hypothetical] European village” of which I’ve never heard spoken in this context, except by modern JEWS themselves interminably whining through their “fiddles on the roof” on stage and screen AD INFINITUM amidst all of our strange and “white supremacist” culture.

      Furthermore, history seems to show that we haven’t had much of this “luxury” of which you speak ever since the more radical elements of your tribe fell afoul of your dreaded Roman conquerors – whose cultural superiority you apparently celebrate in you choice of interests, Donna! Is that what they mean by Jewish self-loathing? Or is it simply part-and-parcel of one of the many “complexes” about which that great modern Moses of your tribe speaks?

      https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1331/9421/products/Freud_Museum_Photo_prints_10.jpg?v=1487865296

      You tell me.

      In the course of your philological pursuits, Donna, you may have heard tell of one great branch of our Occidental realms whose misguided dreams had been mightily righted, but whose linguistic interests were similar to your own: I speak of Byzantium, of course!

      How well would you fit into those modern villages of Turkey, “stranger”?

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  53. on August 24, 2017 at 6:46 pm cortesar

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 7:52 pm oink

      😉

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  54. on August 24, 2017 at 9:01 pm gunslingergregi

    Wrong Side of History
    It boils down to the quantity over quality mindset that runs rampant in these parts
    It shows a lack of confidence in a people that, despite being a global minority, dominated the world through strength of character and intellectual superiority.””””””””’

    so u do understand the term dig your own grave

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:14 pm gunslingergregi

      who is superior though I ain’t been to Africa yet have u

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:14 pm gunslingergregi

      southern anyway

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:17 pm gunslingergregi

      prob like it they be on me like a black white man loving chick on a white man he he he

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:20 pm gunslingergregi

      groups prob begging to have my baby sheot

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:26 pm gunslingergregi

      maybe too many leaving saying fuck the bitch ass anal retentive fucking laws in this bitch
      told yall before my friend went Somalia supposed to be so bad he was black and old as fuck got him a light skinned black chick
      so really
      would he have done better in west opened his own cab stand
      sheot prob the fuck not

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:31 pm gunslingergregi

        she was pretty

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  55. on August 24, 2017 at 9:32 pm gunslingergregi

    just another side to throw out there he he he

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  56. on August 24, 2017 at 9:34 pm gunslingergregi

    do blacks from us even visit Africa to know what its really like?
    or just accept the image of beggers

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 9:35 pm gunslingergregi

      one I know did and moved there

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:40 pm Captain Obvious

        1 down.

        44,999,999 to go.

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      • on August 24, 2017 at 9:49 pm gunslingergregi

        can u imagine how many feel bad for blacks episodes and commercials been on tv last 40 years

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  57. on August 24, 2017 at 9:50 pm mendo

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 10:06 pm Captain Obvious

      KKK0MAND0

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 10:27 pm gunslingergregi

      lol my arms were bigger than his in Germany he he he
      u the kkk cap

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  58. on August 24, 2017 at 10:13 pm gunslingergregi

    all I know is i’m giving this last bitch a chance but highly unlikely it gonna work and then yea there really ain’t no bitch I need in the states cause fucking they all gonna think they fucking equal to me and should have everything down the middle on certain things except you know every other fucking area like i’m supposed to work fucking em too
    so really its all a moot fucking point if I can’t get a decent bitch here
    then who really gives a fuck cause I can get a decent bitch somewhere else

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    • on August 24, 2017 at 10:16 pm gunslingergregi

      shit multiple decent bitches
      what the fuck u offering me

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  59. on August 24, 2017 at 11:39 pm Canadian Friend

    I may regret revealing this, but I can not go commando ( or comanche ) because my penis has a mind of its own and gets erections at the oddest times, erections I can not control much.

    Even at age 57 it still happens occasionally, I could be pushing my cart in the canned soup aisle ( I live alone, buy and cook my own food ), not even thinking about anything sexual and suddenly I am starting to have an erection.

    Underwear helps in hiding it and controlling it.

    without underwear it would get out of control, and it would be very visible…and embarassing.

    Anyone else has spontaneous and uncontrollable erections that keep them from going commando?

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 6:04 am skorzecin150

      TMI dude.

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 6:14 am Hackett To Bits

      CF, don’t fight it. Own it!

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 11:33 am Democritus

      Do you buy your groceries at this place by any chance?

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  60. on August 27, 2017 at 4:30 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

    Ah yes, commando. The day after you forgot to wash your underwear. Girls don’t imagine you naked. They cannot see if you wear underwear through your pants either. Get a flashy ride and a nice suit. You’re amateur time with this kind of lame advice.

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