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The Cock Carousel Rider’s Lament

August 25, 2017 by CH

You don’t have to read too deeply between the lines to know what Lauren Duca’s complaint is really saying about her:

I've lived in the city long enough that I regularly run into strangers from my past, and I would PREFER NOT TO

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 25, 2017

This is the end game for veteran cock carouselers: an inability to escape the urban skank-a-rama, frequent awkward run-ins with current and former bang bros, and a gnawing sense of impending sexual invisibility with each deep cut run-in reminding her of the tick tock of the SMV clock.

Duca, childless manjawed Teen Vogue typist with illustrious works to her name such as…*wind whistles*…, finally married her boyfriend in 2016, (I’m sure he’s a soyboy who’s totally cool with his wife admitting in a public forum that he nabbed a paragon of chaste femininity who can’t stop bumping into pump and dumps who still loiter in her memory).

The anonymous, atomized urban pig pit that caters to hedonistas* like Duca offers a surfeit of sexual possibility, with the promise of no muss no fuss extraction should things head south. Break-ups can be buried in the heap of writhing humanity that scrapes along city sidewalks and walk-ups, or at least that’s what the hedonista tells herself. But should she acquire a sufficient number of round-the-way rides, even the masses and blurred mimosa-bleached neurons won’t shield her from the dreaded bump-in. And that same writhing mammal mass has a way of encouraging women to repeat rides on the cock carousel, a result not just of expanded options but of a false bravado and defiance of sexual market laws that city life uploads to the hivegine.

My advice to low disgust threshold, high T men who want to play the field before settling down, and don’t like the idea of committing the rest of their lives to a road-worn cock holster: Go to the big blue cities, have your way with the women (they’ll be ready), then escape and find your investment-worthy damsel in suburbia, a small town, or rural God’s country. You’re not guaranteed a virgin bride anywhere in America, but you can find more low notch count women outside the shitlibopolises who will, by dint of their relative lack of sexperience, bend the knee(s) to your magnanimous stewardship and genuine love. For only the low N woman with a conspicuous undercurrent of feminine vulnerability can wrest true, primal, “I’d kill for this woman” love from a man.

*As a skilled operator of the urban milieu, I have lain with many hedonistas, so I know how their gears turn and when their glib confessionals hide charred morsels of real pain and regret.

***

Days of Broken Arrows adds,

Beat me to the punch with this comment. Just the fact that she’s drumming up drama in public with it is a shiv to her husband.

One of the worst aspects of modern American women is their propensity to shame their men publicly. “South Park” riffed on this by having a female character who only ever wore an “I’m With Stupid —>” t-shirt.

Her Tweet is the high-tech version of “I’m With Stupid —>” or a variation on the women who complain about their “honey-do” list when other couples are around. The best women keep it zipped in public and will wait to give it to you when the door’s shut. Pun intended.

Haha, good stuff. Globalist Girls and “I’m With Stupid–>” Sluts as far as the eye can see, and people wonder why men aren’t manning up like they used to. Ladies, you’ve gotta woman up before men will man up.

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  1. on August 25, 2017 at 9:50 pm pytski

    A masterpiece.

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    • on August 28, 2017 at 3:31 am dzhugashvili

      Actually, you don’t have to read between the lines AT ALL; apparently, it’s supposed to be a status symbol:

      My collection of earrings that are missing their pair is a very pretty little memorial to all of my worst decisions

      My collection of earrings that are missing their pair is a very pretty little memorial to all of my worst decisions

      — Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 27, 2017

      [CH: what a repulsive ho. her hubby must be beta to the bone.]

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  2. on August 25, 2017 at 9:51 pm Nads

    I am surprised she recognized them. Did she have to look over her shoulder for them to recognize her?

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 9:54 pm Nads

      Or like the joke from good will hunting, did she have to gargle a few choice words for the lucky battalion to make the connection.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 3:12 pm Libertardian

      Zing!

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  3. on August 25, 2017 at 9:54 pm JironGhrad

    What she’s actually saying is that she’s already tired of her soyboi husband and is stalking on dudes she had ONS with… that they don’t remember her is what prompted this outrage.

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 10:42 pm Days of Broken Arrows

      Beat me to the punch with this comment. Just the fact that she’s drumming up drama in public with it is a shiv to her husband.

      One of the worst aspects of modern American women is their propensity to shame their men publicly. “South Park” riffed on this by having a female character who only ever wore an “I’m With Stupid —>” t-shirt.

      Her Tweet is the high-tech version of “I’m With Stupid —>” or a variation on the women who complain about their “honey-do” list when other couples are around. The best women keep it zipped in public and will wait to give it to you when the door’s shut. Pun intended.

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 11:04 pm cortesar

      Is she married????
      In either case I do not think you are right
      You did not pay attention “strangers from my past”
      That is how sluts refer to “hookups” trying to introduce some poetry into carnal
      encounters

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 11:07 pm cortesar

      I do not you are right
      “strangers from my past” is how sluts refer to hookups in a futile attempt to introduce poetry in one night cock rides

      [CH: lol so true]

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:24 am Captain Obvious

      “stalking on dudes she had ONS with”

      Isn’t stalking supposed to be…

      …Creepy?

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  4. on August 25, 2017 at 9:59 pm The Cock Carousel Rider’s Lament | @the_arv

    […] The Cock Carousel Rider’s Lament […]

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  5. on August 25, 2017 at 10:10 pm cortesar

    A man just bowed to me on the street, and I'm actually fine with it

    — Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 24, 2017

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 10:16 pm cortesar

      Push Notification: @Smorgasboredom and I have had wine pic.twitter.com/1SoXd5LeuP

      — Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 24, 2017

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 11:07 pm skorzecin150

        Which one’s the man?

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 11:08 pm radagast

        like clockwork

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 11:13 pm cortesar

        most definitely a waifu material

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      • on August 25, 2017 at 11:33 pm paddy

        note the people-pleaser smile of the guy and his willingness to play at being the BFF instead of The Pounder. She treats him like her DUFF, an accessory to set herself off with…

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 6:18 am Scanman

        Richard Simmons face. GAF.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 6:54 am Lazarus

        The BFF (Beta Fool Forever) inserting himself in every picture, ostebsibly being the only one in on the ‘fun’ they’re having.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:44 am Captain Obvious

        I just did a few quick background checks on that chick – she’s only 26 years old – I woulda thought she was 36. To have aged so quickly, she must get party & get drunk three to four times a week.

        That marriage is already on the rocks, and they’ll be divorced by the 2018/2019 timeframe.

        Her Hamster ain’t gonna surrender its precious eggs to that lesser-Beta greater-Gamma retard.

        It’s already chomping at the bit to be back on the prowl for peak Alpha seed.

        PS: Those pictures are also an outstanding example of the fundamental maxim –

        Sum of E == Sum of T

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:46 am Captain Obvious

        In m0d, but her Hamster will never surrender its precious eggs to that lesser-Beta greater-Gamma retard.

        It’s already chomping at the bit to be back on the prowl for Peak Alpha seed.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:04 am melmoth

        I’m SOOOO tired of selfie ‘funny, zany face.’ That horrible bitch Cara Delevigne is the worst at it. People hamming it up for the camera, WHEN CAMERAS ARE ALWAYS IN THEIR POCKETS, is just fucking stupid. What are they doing here, waiting for their coffee order? And they try to go into zany mode like it’s new year’s eve. A true shitlord just glares dully at a camera when required to have his picture taken.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 10:22 am greginaurora

        He’s way better looking that she is, but his softness and smile bring him down far enough that they’re almost even. He’s still dating down, but he doesn’t know it.

        She’s a wreck.

        Turns out softness in a man is as bad as age and ugliness in a woman.

        The plus side, for Men, of course, is they can change their lives and become hard. The most women like this could ever do to improve is become REALLY soft, giving, warm, affectionate, loving… more-or-less behave like a wife and mother instead of a whore.

        [CH: that’s a good riposte to the betafag “only male looks matter!” crowd. softness, not looks, is the tingle killer. an average-looking man who sheds his softness of body and mind will do better with women. sexual polarity is the lube of love.]

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm Cracker

        @melmoth

        my niece said they do the goofy faces, tongue sticking out pics, etc because if they post pictures that look like they are trying to look pretty or sexy, their friends will tease them about it and say things like, ‘trying to look hot huh?’ or other things like that.

        most likely they do that because they all take so damn many pictures. if they wouldn’t take so many people would just compliment them on the few nice ones they post and leave it alone. weird world we live in.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm Vagina dominator

        Is he trying to be her bestie?

        If he must play like this and – let it be recorded for perusal outside the relationship!!! – he should be contrasting, not joining in and trying to outdo her in feminine silliness.

        This is a gay thing to do – it’s a rom-com wannabe thing – but at the very least he should just sneer or raise one eyebrow. Or look cold and dismissive. Or like he is about to punch some fuck out or backturn her. Or give her his head-tilted-to-one-side arrest photo look.

        Or he should not pull faces (preferred) and simply put himself in front of her, which would make her lean her head on his shoulder.

        Think of those those old f*mily portrait photos where dad is sitting down and m*m is standing up next to him, ready to go make him a 19th C sammich.

        Oh, and her jewface.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:43 pm skorzecin150

        I hate having my pic taken. If I must, who’s ever taking it gets the “you’ve got three seconds before I ram that camera up your ass” look.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 7:54 am ML

        Total coal-burner. But she is Italian, so.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 12:22 pm Mandy been here a while

        When people post pictures of themselves with those exaggerated toothy smiles I assume they are truly miserable.

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  6. on August 25, 2017 at 10:13 pm cortesar

    the best picture of the recent eclipse
    I have heard it is taken in Charlottesville

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    • on August 25, 2017 at 11:10 pm skorzecin150

      Great! Stealing that.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 6:27 am Lichthof

      Trump retweeted it

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 1:39 pm vfm#7634

      Except here it’s the sun blocking out the big dull gray stone rather than the other way around.

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  7. on August 25, 2017 at 10:14 pm mendo

    Oh, she’s that crazy bitch that was on Tucker when he called out for being a slut. I think it was a remark about boots or some such.

    She’s got that image of herself as her twatter wallpaper. Now does she have that up there as some type of go-grrrl badge of honor or in some subconscious way, does that image represent how she views herself–a confused whore who wishes she weren’t?

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:48 am Captain Obvious

      “a confused whore who wishes she weren’t”

      I checked up on her – she’s only 26 frigging years old – graduated from Fordham in 2013.

      She could easily pass for 36.

      She must must party & get drunk three to four times a week to have worn down her body so quickly.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:58 am Ripp

        no kidding. 26 going on 40.

        rode hard, and never really put away. still dripping.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 2:46 pm Cracker

        she does look bad. all the slutty party girls do. you can take two women the same age, one who slutted and partied it up during her teens, 20s, and beyond and another who settled down young in the country with b@bies. the difference in appearance is like night and day.

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  8. on August 25, 2017 at 10:16 pm mendo

    Sade’s gonna come out with a new song called Skilled Operator

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 5:44 am Nads

      Your love is king. Great Sade song.

      The wife started playing that song a lot when we started dating. She found it going through my albums. Then bought the CD. Does anyone remember albums?

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:08 am melmoth

        Sade. Now that’s a lady. Feminine always in every situation. Loves being a woman. Not trying to be a man. Well dressed. Beautiful. Obsessed with men and being in love with them.

        I RESPECT SADE.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm Vagina dominator

        I ordered it on cassette when I first heard it on the radio. “Diamond LIfe” was the album.Discs were already well on the way out then, I seem to remember.

        Ah, cassettes! That truly was the Golden Age of the Mixed Tape.

        Do kids still do that? Make a mixed tape for some girl that they want to treat like a used-up crack whore?

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 9:38 am Nads

        Mr dominator –

        Kids now share play lists. It loses some of the appeal.

        I still have the albums I had, but not one tape. Loads of CDs, faithfully ripped into electronic format. With very few exceptions, music for me ended in the late 80s.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 10:10 am mendo

        Nothing beats the mixed tape.

        Agreed that playlists just aren’t the same. Doesn’t quite have that personal touch because with a playlist, it’s just drag and drop and with the mixed tape, you had to listen to the whole song as it was recording and plan out the order beforehand.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 5:13 pm skorzecin150

      Gotta love those “British” gals…….

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:02 pm traitors first

      just read about sade …… heard of her but not that familiar with her ……. after reading about her I believe the standards around here may be slipping a bit

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  9. on August 25, 2017 at 11:17 pm Donger

    600 hearts

    600 slvts, former slvts (due to age and not wisdom), and beta men who either identify with the sentiment [former] or are expressing agreement with a concept they’ll never truly understand [later]

    This, although unspoken, likely intrinsically understood, is why they originally gave voting as a right to land owning (English speaking) caucasian men – quell the degeneracy

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 7:51 am Lazarus

      Regarding mudshark cuck taunts, And how to deal with them.

      Not at all, instantly ignore them like you didn’t even hear that stab at your manhood in the first place, like she’s an apparition only her friends can see. My friends are all in on it, and we also ghost-zone any of the women in her gaggle of friends who go to comfort her when she retreats to a restroom or dark corner of the club to cry.

      If that’s the majority/whole group, we just peace out of there with a non chalant swagger without saying as much as a word to any of them, we do the same if we spot their eyes fixating on dark meat longer than it takes for her to realize what her eyes just landed on and redirect her gaze to quality meats instead.

      What they want is to get scorned (Alpha disciplinary response) as a gold medal, or get adored (Beta orbiting) as a consolation prize.

      But what they don’t want at all, is to be checked off the list all together.
      To qualify herself as too worthless to waste your breath on, even just for the purpose of blowing them off and flaking-out is what really hurts them. It carves a deep lasting gash in her spirit that will turn into an ugly scar.

      Once a woman makes that mistake, the blade of the guillotine drops without delay, and cleaves her, and any of her friends who try to comfort her from the herd with brutal efficiency.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:48 pm Vagina dominator

        Sounds like you have a real tight gang there. “Respect”, as the coons say.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:59 pm Ironsides

        You’re an interesting commentator, Lazarus. Thus far, I like your style.

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  10. on August 26, 2017 at 12:23 am cavoritegroup

    CH

    How do you respond to women making offhand remarks about mudsharking (not blatant – but clearly probing for a response)? This is a common shit test; and I don’t have great response, apart from annoyance. Which kind of plays into the trap.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 1:31 am Feral Sigma

      How do you respond to women making offhand remarks about mudsharking

      “Whenever I see a mudshark, i always wonder if they fuck farm animals too, or just niggers.”

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 3:11 am Carlos Danger

        I’m stealing that one.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 10:39 am Feral Sigma

        I’m stealing that one.

        No need bro. Think of it as the free continental breakfast here at the sigma hotel. It’s a complimentary public service.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:49 pm Vagina dominator

        It’s a kind of pillow mint.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 6:47 am Wrong Side of History

      visible disgust, contempt

      yoosa man with options and no time for gutter pigeons who even think of fucking moolies

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 6:48 am Wrong Side of History

      visible disgust, contempt

      yoosa man with options and no time for gutter pigeons who even think of fucking moolies

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 10:31 am Feral Sigma

        visible disgust, contempt

        In my experience, bad move.

        One of the raisons d’être for mudsharking is to get a rise out of decent society. By doing this you’re giving her exactly what she wants and in my experience, it’s often met with a self-satisfied smirk. The only time it’s ever worked for me is when you see them with some mulatto bastard. By that time, the sperm donor has long since fled they know their life is thrown away. But it doesn’t even work sometimes then.

        Regarding mudshark cuck taunts, And how to deal with them.

        Not at all, instantly ignore them like you didn’t even hear that stab at your manhood in the first place, like she’s an apparition only her friends can see

        ^^^This is how you deal with overt ‘sharking.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:56 pm Vagina dominator

        Feral Sigma is so right it sounds like he’s wrong.

        The currency of society, especially for women, is *attention*. He seems to have it organized so he can get a general ignore signal going. For a woman, no attention from those she regards as having status is social death.

        Giving her attention for her groiding behavior – except in the form of some tight, status-destroying zinger – is not the way to go.

        This is why bros have to work together on this but avoid being uncool about it. Tough task because you are fighting the (((coon-status-uplift machine))).

        If you see a white whore with a coon, you can never “see” her ever again. Shut her out.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:00 am ML

        Very try-hard tactic.

        Like Wrong Haid, I just let my disgust show and leave. There’s no point even thinking about it. They’ve already crossed the Zambezi.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 7:11 am Lazarus

      I literally pretend they’re ghosts honestly.
      If I see them pass on the street I give them the kind of stare that lets them know I would slit their throat in a heartbeat, in case it’s someone making offhand comments about it in the group i’m with, I just completely ignore after memorizing their face for future reference.

      Being checked off the list hurts them, they’ll want scorn first (get disciplined) and adoration second (get orbited).

      But what they absolutely don’ want at all, is get checked off as too worthless to even waste your breath on.

      Works pretty well to make them despair a good bit, friends of mine are in on it, so making a mudshark comment, or even casting a glare at a nig for more than the brief moment to redirect their gaze to white after realizing her eye wondered too far is a deathsentence in the group really.

      No comment has to be made, looking at one is enough to drop the blade of the guillotine and cleave her from the herd.

      Ignore skanko’s rushing to her defense while you’re at it… if that happens to be the entire grrrl power gang, so what, we’ll find another in less than 5 min anyway.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 7:26 am Greg Eliot

      WTF would ANY White women make “offhand remarks” about such a thing?

      Do you really need to be around someone who could even THINK of such a thing as a topic of conversation, or attempt such a shit test?

      Just say to her, with your bestest most charming Cary Grant smile:

      “One more nigger-loving remark and you’re dead to me.”

      Keep the smile, but then let there be a glint in your eye.

      It’s especially effective if she never heard you say “n1gger” before.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 7:37 am Lazarus

      Not at all, instantly ignore them like you didn’t even hear that stab at your manhood in the first place, like she’s an apparition only her friends can see. My friends are all in on it, and we also ghost-zone any of the women in her gaggle of friends who go to comfort her when she retreats to a restroom or dark corner of the club to cry.

      If that’s the majority/whole group, we just peace out of there with a non chalant swagger without saying as much as a word to any of them, we do the same if we spot their eyes fixating on dark meat longer than it takes for her to realize what her eyes just landed on and redirect her gaze to quality meats instead.

      What they want is to get scorned (Alpha disciplinary response) as a gold medal, or get adored (Beta orbiting) as a consolation prize.

      But what they don’t want at all, is to be checked off the list all together.
      To qualify herself as too worthless to waste your breath on, even just for the purpose of blowing them off and flaking-out is what really hurts them. It carves a deep lasting gash in her spirit that will turn into an ugly scar.

      Once a woman makes that mistake, the blade of the guillotine drops without delay, and cleaves her, and any of her friends who try to comfort her from the herd with brutal efficiency.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:29 am FastEddie

      First of all- walk away IF she’s actually done it. It’s important to have self-respect. The vast majority of hot chicks don’t do it. Upwards of 80%.

      Second, I’m against actually saying “nigger” to these broads. She’ll trigger in today’s environment (even if she agrees with you) and it’s game over.
      You need to find out if it’s a shit test or actual behavior she engages in. So quiz her. Make sure she knows YOU are evaluating HER. Not the other way around.

      Squint and directly ask, “Wait a sec. Do you actually date black guys? Because….”

      and here comes the good part. Pick any quality about her she might be insecure about. Bleached blonde hair? Big ass? Curvy shape?

      “I know how they are with White chicks especially with (insert blonde hair, ghetto booty, curves.)”

      This destroys special princess syndrome. With one line you just cut apart a virtue signal and reduced her to a stereotypical White chick pursued by all blacks simply because she’s White (and poked an insecurity to boot…)

      She’s going to do 1 of 2 things:

      1) Immediately start justifying herself by PC standards. “Well, skin color should have nothing to do with it! But, no, I haven’t.. and yeah they do like me.. a little too much.

      2) Turn it back on you with libtard righteous indignation. “Who are you to judge what I’ve done in the past? Are you some racist, nazi?”

      Your response should be a blithe, “No judgement. Just a quick way for me to lose interest.”

      Game over. You win.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:10 am Captain Obvious

        ‘Second, I’m against actually saying “nigger” to these broads. She’ll trigger in today’s environment (even if she agrees with you) and it’s game over.’

        The era for cowardice is over.

        If you lack the nads to say “nigger”, then say chimpanzee.

        Paraphrasing Feral Sigma above: “Does she commit bestiality with farm animals, like horses, or just with jungle animals, like chimpanzees?”

        But the bottom line is that you need to work on your Inner Frame to the point that you don’t have even the slightest hesitation about blurting out the word “nigger”.

        ZFG: It saves continents, races, civilizations, and religions.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:57 pm Vagina dominator

        What happened? Did some white guy hurt you?

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 7:59 pm Vagina dominator

        @ Cappie

        If you are going to say nigger in public places, you better know how to defend yourself (let’s be clear, when I say “defend yourself” I mean “get in first good and hard.)

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:36 am Greg Eliot

        Too much talk, FastEddie:

        “What, you mean you condone that stuff? I don’t wanna be kissing Nat King Cole here.”

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:42 am Greg Eliot

        Normally, I’m not one for using such shock language in public.

        But Harold Covington has a pretty good youtube explanation, if it hasn’t been shoah’ed yet, about why he uses the word. Something to do with thought control stemming from controlling the narrative and what the (((MSM))) says you’re allowed and not allowed to say.

        Especially ironic, given the fact that “n1gger” is probably 1/10th of the vocabulary of the modern negro community.

        I also like to occasionally throw a left-handed compliment out when someone mentions the films of that cuckfag Tarantino:

        “I salute his attempts to return the word ‘nigger’ to common parlance.”

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:31 pm Publius

        We’re fixing “today’s environment,” pussy. Where have you been?

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 10:10 pm FastEddie

        @publius
        Where have I been? Banging the broads you only talk about. You sound like a guy with very little real world experience. Still- good luck with being an internet tough guy.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:43 am Ironsides

      Since my instant assumption would be that I was getting the seconds of a dindu, that would be my cue to exit.

      Perhaps singing a few lines of David Allen Coe’s song on the subject…

      “It’s enough to make a man throw up,
      It sure is hard to figger,
      How any decent girl
      Could ever fu ck a goddamn …”

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 10:07 am elmertjones

      She just needs confirmation that you won’t blurt out “niggums!” in mixed company. This is where my app Cloud BlackFriend” comes in handy. She will have observed the message “Yo Homey!” from Dontelle on your smartphone and you can just casually remark how you shot hoops with him or whatever.

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  11. on August 26, 2017 at 12:46 am Oleaginous Outrager

    As soon as I saw “Lauren Duca”, I started to laugh and now I can’t stop.

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  12. on August 26, 2017 at 1:07 am Simpatico

    That face looks way older than 25.

    The problem with finding those small town girls is the really good ones can’t wait to leave for the big city, and all the cocks that come with it.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 3:13 am pdwalker

      Mid to late 30s, which is fine if that is how old she is.

      If she’s only 25, then she’s done some real damage to herself.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 4:46 am greenlander

      Her LinkedIn profile says that she started her university studies in 2009, so presumably she’s about 26.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 5:21 am CalvinDecline

      Spot on.

      Just broke up with a girl I’d been with three years… met her at 19. Now she’s *wait for it* leaving for LA. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:12 am Lichthof

        TV is to blame…it started with Sex and The City…and every shit tv show that set in NY…”NY is where it’s at”

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 2:51 pm Cracker

        even before sex and the city was seinfeld and friends. both shows glamorized city single life. going from one meaningless relationship to another then guys ultimately settling for crap women that no decent man should m@rry. damaging to men and women.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 6:41 pm FastEddie

        Douglas Adams. Respect.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 6:41 am Days of Broken Arrows

      I wonder if she’s Italian-American? I ask because I grew up in an Ity family and noticed (with horror) the way the women all seemed to get that leathery look starting when they approach 30.

      This doesn’t seem to happen to Italian women from Italy. Only Italian-American women. I stayed far away from these women. I could put up with the yelling, the lack of manners, the low IQs, and the foul mouths. It’s just that leathery look I couldn’t stand.

      I did well with porcelain-skinned Russian Jews instead. They might be pale as ghosts, but at least they’re not leathery.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:03 pm Vagina dominator

        Italian women sometimes have a very think kind of skin and it gets real leathery with sun and age. Thinner skin is often more satiny.

        But this bitch also looks like she has been drinking smoking and binge-vomiting for some time.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:05 am ML

        Italian women with very few exceptions.

        Remember that scene in Goodfellas where Karen is at the hen party describing how worn out they all looked?

        Russian Jewish girls: beautiful and usually interesting types.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:54 am Captain Obvious

      I was shocked to do a little digging and discover that she graduated from Fordham in 2013 and is only 26 years old.

      She could easily pass for 36.

      She must party & get drunk three or four times a week to have put that much mileage on her poor body.

      She should be at the very apex of her sexuality, but instead she’s already starting to look like an old hag.

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  13. on August 26, 2017 at 1:18 am CAPSLOCKHUSTLER

    “NOW HONEY, YOU KNOW I REGULARLY RUN INTO STRANGERS FROM MY PAST, AND I WOULD PREFER NOT TO.

    I SIMPLY **CANNOT STAND** TO HAVE THOSE JERKBOYS WHO FUCKED AND CHUCKED ME FOR ONE NIGHT TO STAND THERE SMIRKING AS THEY BRAZENLY EVALUATE YOU WITH CONTEMPT!”

    #PhysiognomyIsReal #FiveMinutesOfAlpha

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 3:14 am BC

      “I’m With Beta–>”

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 3:22 am Oleaginous Outrager

      What is it about modern women that makes them always do something strange with their mouths whenever a camera is pointed at them?

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:12 am melmoth

        Yup. And I’m sick of it. I think they take so many photos of themselves that even they can recognize the ridiculousness of thousands of photos with the same expression. People need to put down their cameras.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:34 am JironGhrad

        I asked a girl that question once. She claimed it removes lines around the mouth… look like a moron, or lip lines… hmmm….

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 3:46 am skorzecin150

      Nice Klingon forehead.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 5:47 am Nads

        She hasn’t discovered Botox yet.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 2:59 pm Cracker

        already has that at her age. imagine what she’ll look like in ten or twenty years.

        some of that is abuse to the body from poor diet and partying too much. but most of it is because of bad disposition.

        ever notice how the bitchiest grumpiest women have the most wrinkled up haggard faces? it’s because they are always scowling, frowning, and moping around being unpleasant and miserable.

        like our moms told us about making a face and it staying that way, that’s true to an extent. repeatedly making the same expressions over and over makes a permanent change to your face. what you do most, shows up most. that’s why laugh lines are a sign of a good happy personality and they are attractive to most and frown/scowl lines are a turn off.

        happy good-natured women age much better on average.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 6:19 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      He thinking that she’s banged 20+ dudes and he’s only been with three or four women.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 6:27 am Scanman

      Pierced nose.

      Just like the girl next door …(if you happen to live next door to a strip club).

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:58 am Captain Obvious

      CLH, in that picture, she looks just about old enough to be his mother [hypothetically, say, an early forties Italian chick who took really good care of herself, and has, say, a 19 year old half-Italian son].

      But she graduated from Fordham in 2013, and is only 26 years old.

      That poor, poor lesser-Beta greater-Gamma fool. WTF was he thinking in settling for a tired old worn-out haggette like her?

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:27 am Ironsides

      What an intolerable mug.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 10:10 am greginaurora

      Was she pretty, once?

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:06 pm Vagina dominator

      Nose stud. Ugliest piercing trend of all time. Is labial piercing far off?

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    • on August 27, 2017 at 8:08 am ML

      My theory is that the curvature of the lens, at that distance, tends to give a slight fishface distortion, so they offset it by making faces.

      Pictures before phones and selfies were usually from a few paces off.

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  14. on August 26, 2017 at 1:48 am The Cock Carousel Rider’s Lament | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  15. on August 26, 2017 at 2:14 am Joe3

    What a complete cunt embarrassing the dude she married. He should leave asap

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:07 pm Vagina dominator

      No kids, no foul

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  16. on August 26, 2017 at 2:31 am Tatless

    What’s ironic, is that had this woman possessed the natural desirable, feminine qualities that high SMV men look for, she would have been secured long ago and would have never had to worry about being reminded of her history.

    But it goes to show how much respect higher-t women have for their beta male husbands if this kind of stuff is being tweeted out with no shame – feminism has so so much to answer for because it has sold women a lie.

    O/T, but having seen this woman’s pic it reminded me of how many on here talk about man jaws but I’d also like to add that I can’t help noticing that the majority of higher-t women (high occupation, deeper voice, assertiveness, gym whoring etc) possess larger mouths, but crucially, have a much larger gap between the top lip and the underside of the nose – a small gap is forever present in pretty, feminine beautiful women, where it seldom is with higher-t women, like for example in only a tiny handful of actresses.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 11:38 am Scanman

      Length of booger slide inversely proportional to feminine facial attractiveness rating.

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  17. on August 26, 2017 at 4:57 am Passer by

    OT

    Stormfront was shut down

    http://diversitymachtfrei.blogspot.bg/2017/08/stormfront-is-down.html

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  18. on August 26, 2017 at 5:46 am midnightavej

    You can’t act like flip flops and expect to be treated like Louboutins.

    As for the weird faces women make in photos, it’s about changing face shape to be more pleasing or attractive, I’d guess. Especially when taking selfies. Everyone is a supermodel now, dontcha know. Mimicking the fierce females that grace the pages of Cosmo and Glamour makes us all beautiful. And when everyone is beautiful no one will be.

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  19. on August 26, 2017 at 5:54 am Some_guy

    “ladies you got woman up”
    This^
    Although I don’t like the reactionary words of this line. As it’s just a reaction to the feeble feminist “man up” line.

    But imo there very much needs to be a (regularly spoken) sugar coated line, using the word “femininity”, which softly implies the general lack of it. A softly spoken, generalised, observational comment, that your granddad might say.

    Maybe “I’m just looking for a feminine girl” as if that should be an easy regular thing.

    Using the word “feminine”, with the implication that you aren’t seeing it, is a guaranteed laser guided “shiv”

    It’s like the “you look like my mum” line, it sticks with them and chews away.

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  20. on August 26, 2017 at 6:23 am Scanman

    “Hivegine”

    Hahaha. CH, World’s #1 Lexicographer.

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  21. on August 26, 2017 at 6:45 am Tatless

    With all these global girls accumulating bed notches, it’s very reasonable to assume that they are very naively doing long-term damage to their ability to maintain any potential marriage. As I’m sure many here already know, studies have shown that women who have more than one previous partner prior to marriage are much more likely to suffer from marriage instability as compared to those women who have preserved their virginity for marriage; I wonder if the Frankfurt School understood this very element?

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 1:59 pm Cracker

      this topic has been covered many times here.

      the higher the notch count, the less likely she is to bond with a man in a healthy way for any length of time.

      she will either treat him poorly so he wants to cheat or leave, or she will cheat or leave because she wasn’t connected to him the way she should have been in the first place.

      no matter how much they say they’ve changed, or how much they think they’ve outgrown their slutty ways, sluts are never a good gamble if you’re looking for long term love and stability.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 2:04 pm Cracker

        for the record, sluts like that are great at blaming and shaming the man for any failures in the relationship. nothing is ever their fault. it’s always him. he didn’t spend enough time with me, he didn’t show me enough affection, he didn’t do this or that. could be the worst girlfriend/wife in the world but everything is always his fault. they will never own up to their part in anything. that way they can move on to the next guy without guilt or remorse, then the next and the next and so on.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 2:20 am Days of Broken Arrows

        I just want to add to this. Not only do the cliched globalist-girl “sluts” with high notch counts make for bad long-term relationship, but so do the ex-nice girls and brainiacs who end up on the carousel after divorce.

        You really need to watch out for this when you get into your forties. Online dating has hastened the process of the “notch count.”

        I had one woman who divorced at 33 explain to me (without me asking!) the following: “You figure three or four men a year for ten years…it adds up.” And I want to stress that this isn’t the typical “Sex and the City” type woman, but an extremely smart former Catholic school “nice” girl who fell into the dating habits of this era.

        Had someone told her at age 17 what her notch count would be at age 43, she’d have probably joined a convent or jumped out a window. As for me, I passed on this one. The phrase “being eaten alive” kept running through my brain. Which is a shame because from 17-23 she was the catch of all catches.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 2:41 am Cracker

        yep

        two of the best girls i’ve met were small town girls freshly divorced from their high school sweethearts but hadn’t gotten into the dating scene yet. had only been with the husband and at the most one or two other guys so still the opposite of slutty.

        they treated me great because i was a big improvement from the exes and they weren’t damaged from having already been with a lot of men.

        gotta snap girls like that up fast though. with all the messages on facebook they get from old classmates as soon as they find out they’re single, and how much their girlfriends encourage them to make up for lost time, they don’t stay single or unslutty for long

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 5:24 am Scanman

        “gotta snap girls like that up fast though.”

        Hahaha. Right… better get a ring on it fast!!

        Look how far down the road we are to complete dissolution. Another man’s faithless former wife is now considered some kind of scarce, valuable resource you risk “losing out on” if you’re not johnnyonthespot with that commitment.

        Used goods are used goods. It may be all you can afford but that doesn’t make them as valuable as new and never will.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 10:25 am Cracker

        obviously a girl who has been with no men before you is better.

        but a girl who had one short unsuccessful marriage because she picked a bad dude when she was a teen and wasn’t wise enough to pick well is still far better than most of the girls out there. girls who have had man after man in their bed before you got to her.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 10:39 am Cracker

        obviously no previous notch counts is better than one.

        but a girl who had one bad lover and m@rriage because she was stupid about picking a man when she was a teen is still better than a girl who has had man after man after man in her bed before you got to her.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 10:45 am Cracker

        it also shows her ability to commit when even after picking a crappy dude, she still did her best to stay with him. most young girls don’t even have it in them to do that. they go from man to man to man instead of committing to something.

        for the record, i didn’t end up with either of them. my point was, they were low notch count girls who knew how to commit to a man and treat him well. didn’t take long for them to get sucked in to the single life casual sex thing though. shame to see that happen to a couple of sweet girls.

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  22. on August 26, 2017 at 6:58 am Wrong Side of History

    https://www.rt.com/news/400890-islamophobic-attack-madrid-hijab/

    lool

    No prayers and candlelight vigils for these red-blooded chads

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  23. on August 26, 2017 at 7:11 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Social experiment.

    It would be interesting to have an experiment run.

    Have photographs of 100 women and
    have men sit down to estimate how many people they have fucked.

    Also have a cohort of women sit down and estimate the cock count.

    It would be most interesting to see which men get it most accurately and which men get it wrong.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:06 am Ripp

      trouble would be getting an accurate n count from the women. itd take a Guantanamo effort to get the truth.

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  24. on August 26, 2017 at 7:13 am martin

    well said, I think of a big city the same way. But it begs the question of what exactly they got married for. If he were to think about it with a clear head, given the possibility of a divorce payout, and given that usually people get married to start a family, I can’t really imagine why he would settle for her. It seems like people have this weird view of marriage as a happiness event where the male soul is ‘completed’ by shackling himself to a woman.

    [CH: yeah, and the truth is that marriage does the opposite to the male soul: it severs it from its natural male instinct. there’s no reason for men to marry barren urban sluts who aren’t ready to pop out a brood pronto and take care of them as only a mother can.]

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 1:43 pm vfm#7634

      It’s projection on the part of women. The female soul is “completed” by shackling herself to a man. And of course, this end of marriage is perverted when they go the alpha-fux-beta-bux route.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 1:44 pm vfm#7634

      It’s projection on the part of women. In fact, the female soul is “completed” by shackling herself to a man. And of course, this aspect of m4rriage is perverted when they go the alpha-fux-beta-bux route.

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  25. on August 26, 2017 at 7:17 am Les Saunders, Protestant

    Forreign bridés are increasingly the only option for many if you’re looking for a chaste, sweet, feminine wifé. I almost proposed to a lovely girl from Damascus (no joke), white skin, green eyes, natural red hair, freckles. A real beauty. Changed my mind, in part because I wasn’t sure what my keeds would look like.

    The vicissitudes of life.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:01 am Captain Obvious

      Was she Chr!stian?

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:55 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        Yes, Eastern Orthodox. Educated in a French school in Damascus. I hope she’s doing ok these days.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 10:07 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      Those planeloads of Syrian rápefugees are truly the worst of the worst. Wretched, brown, uneducated, mentally retarded Muslim peasants. “White” Syrians, (Christians) have no reason to leave because they own the businesses and dominate the professions (God bless President Assad); those who do try to leave get shafted by the UN, who make sure their asylum applications never see the wood grain of Western embassies’ desks.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:11 pm Vagina dominator

        I was in Damascus maybe 15 years ago. The differences between Christian other areas was stark. Cleanliness of the streets being the main feature. I have seen this in many countries.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 8:10 pm Vagina dominator

      You can never be sure what the kids will look like. Even two good looking people can turn out the less than ideal. Hard to go wrong with that coloring, tho.

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    • on August 27, 2017 at 8:12 am ML

      You’re an idiot, Les.

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  26. on August 26, 2017 at 7:50 am safespaceplaypen

    My advice to low disgust threshold, high T men who want to play the field before settling down, and don’t like the idea of committing the rest of their lives to a road-worn cock holster: Go to the big blue cities, have your way with the women (they’ll be ready), then escape and find your investment-worthy damsel in suburbia, a small town, or rural God’s country.

    yep. this is where i’m at right now in my life. fresh out of school. just started my new job. going out as often as possible. life is good, for now, until this city drives me bat sh!t crazy.

    goal # 1 is to get lots of pu$$y

    goal # 2 is to make new friends and find wingman to make life easier

    goal # 3 is to make lots of m0ney

    anyone here have any experience making new friends / finding wingmen in the big city??

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:04 am Captain Obvious

      Define “friends”.

      They’ll be there for the good times, but the moment the SHTF, they’re nowhere to be found.

      “Friends” in the city are about as reliable as friggin sluts.

      And the end of the day, family is all you have, and even some of them will stick a knife in your back.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:08 am Ripp

        “Friends” in the city are about as reliable as friggin sluts.

        And the end of the day, family is all you have, and even some of them will stick a knife in your back.

        This. This ×1000. ^^^

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 10:02 am Scanman

        Well said, CO. Want a friend in this town (NYC)? Get a dog.

        True friends are like anything true in this world. Very rare and very valuable. Treat them accordingly.

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      • on August 29, 2017 at 6:51 pm Democritus

        All of that was nothing but the hard truth, Captain; and man-oh-man but do you learn it the hard way.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:17 am melmoth

      Don’t worry that much about friends. They come along more easily and are less necessary as you get older. If you’re living well, that is. Sometimes hanging out with your old buddies is just a 3-6 hour waste of time. Lots of rehashed conversations, boring sentimental rundowns of past times and other old friends. 6 hours gone towards a repetitive afternoon/evening. Plus money spent. It’s better to spend that time on projects or reading. See your old buds a few times a year for games or golf.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:20 am Ripp

        this x10000000

        ive purposely lost touch with my lame old married beta college friends. theyre boring as fuck and have nothing to bring to the table but old shit stories.

        great comment.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 11:51 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        When I see 4 or 5 guys in their ball caps sitting around a table in a pub on Friday night, or worse a group of male colleagues having a beer after work, staring at their shoes, not talking to any girlz, I just find it sad now.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 8:13 pm Vagina dominator

        Men need to be *doing* something together or there’s no point.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 6:54 pm melmoth

        I’m stuck in my hometown for months longer than usual due to an illness in the family. Old boys who I had previously assumed would be my golfing buds and on into the nursing homes are revealing themselves to be people I just don’t want to see anymore. We’re in our mid forties and these guys can only talk about high school classmates and what they did back then or are currently up to. Whenever we’re together, the clock goes back 30 years. I went around the world and they stayed in this small town. Our friendships are assumed to be so sacred that we could never just call it off, but I really can’t stand them.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:18 am Ripp

      “goal # 2 is to make new friends and find wingman to make life easier”

      Lose this mentality. Wingmen arent needed unless its someone you can learn from. And that isnt a wing man. Thats a mentor.

      The best in game can roll solo, anywhere. Make friends on the fly, or at least have acquaintances at social spots like bartenders, hostesses to prop up social proof.

      years ago I got to a point several times over where ‘wingmen’ just become obstacles and haters.

      Heres the truth: if a wingman is a good wingman, will he be ok when you pull on your own and have to ditch him? doubtful. because if hes that good of a wingman, he’ll be ditching you often. and then you still dont have a wingman…because you never needed one in the first place.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 10:37 am safespaceplaypen

        You are right. I really don’t need a wingman. It would be nice *maybe*, but it’s not really necessary. However, these past 7 months i’ve been going out solo virtually 99% of the time, and there are a handful of big sticking points that have really been holding me back, and “getting a wingman” has been a potential solution that i’ve conjured up from seeing some other players while out and from some reflections on my personal experiences.

        I’ve essentially been trying the same shit over and over again every night, banging my head against the wall. I didn’t realise this until last night, when I went out for about 2 hours. I didn’t approach a girl immediately, and within 10 minutes the whole place started crashing down on me to the point where I couldn’t get my balls together, so after 2 hours of feeling immobilised I got frustrated and left. This same phenomena – not approaching soon enough, mental shell shock, feeling immobilised – i’ve experienced countless times before, and I assumed it would be something that would just “go away” after going out enough, but it hasn’t. It’s still there and it fucks up about 50% of my nights. I’ll walk in, not talk to anyone immediately or within 5 minutes, get a drink/water, and then within 30 minutes I’ll feel like i’m wasting my time, there’s no point to anything, can’t get horny enough to hit on a chick, etc. It’s weird.

        but after reviewing my past FR’s, last night I came to the conclusion that the fundamental reason this sh!t happens over and over again is because I’m not approaching at the VERY beginning of the night. I wait, wait and wait until it’s too late and my head is too fucked up to say anything. My brain has no proof that approaching is fine, and so it can’t relax. So from hereon, i’m going to focus on approaching hard at the very beginning of every night and “IF” i can get through approaching at the beginning, then I will focus on talking to more chicks, bettering my EC, more push-pull, more getting-physical, etc.

        Getting a wingman is a potential “fix” to some of my issues. I figure maybe it will get me more motivated having someone beside me talking me into to hitting on a chick, similar to playing sports and having your teammate talk you into going harder. But then again, my few experiences with wingmen have been similar to yours, where they end up being a huge drag, getting in the way, acting negatively, “demotivating” me. I have 1 close high school friend whose a natural, and he is literally the only man i’ve winged / gone out with that made my nights feel seamless and talking to chicks a breeze. But he lives in another part of the country now, so now I’ve gotta either keep going out on my own or find someone else. i’ll have to think things over.

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 9:47 pm Captain Obvious

        “wait, wait and wait until it’s too late and my head is too fucked up to say anything”

        SSPP: DAY GAME FOR THE WIN!!!!!

        Quit wasting your life away in these nighttime hellholes.

        Open on every chick you cross paths with in real life. On the subway. In the laundromat. Standing in line at the coffee house. In the elevator. Taking out the trash. Watering the lawn.

        WTFE, if you cross paths with a chick, you say SOMETHING to her.

        Even if it’s only “Hi!”

        Find a nice girl. From a good family. Put some dadgum bunz in her oven.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 11:49 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      Live with a roommate for the first two years, avoid the temptation to splash out in your own place right away. Don’t live with a bunch of guys, that’s chaos. With the extra cash, put at least 50% into savings and the rest to fund travel and perhaps a few extra weeks off without pay per year to make the travel worthwhile. Kiev, Odessa, Tunis, Casablanca, and Tel Aviv are highly recommended for various reasons. With all the travel, you’ll hardly notice your roommate. While you’re stateside, bang girlz with their own apartments. In a few years, you’ll have a nice down payment on a condo and scores of notches.

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  27. on August 26, 2017 at 7:55 am Lazarus

    Regarding mudshark cuck taunt responses.

    Don’t respond at all, instantly ignore them like you didn’t even hear that stab at your manhood in the first place, like she’s an apparition only her friends can see. My friends are all in on it, and we also ghost-zone any of the women in her gaggle of friends who go to comfort her when she retreats to a restroom or dark corner of the club to cry.

    If that’s the majority/whole group, we just peace out of there with a non chalant swagger without saying as much as a word to any of them, we do the same if we spot their eyes fixating on dark meat longer than it takes for her to realize what her eyes just landed on and redirect her gaze to quality meats instead.

    What they want is to get scorned (Alpha disciplinary response) as a gold medal, or get adored (Beta orbiting) as a consolation prize.

    But what they don’t want at all, is to be checked off the list all together.
    To qualify herself as too worthless to waste your breath on, even just for the purpose of blowing them off and flaking-out is what really hurts them. It carves a deep lasting gash in her spirit that will turn into an ugly scar.

    Once a woman makes that mistake, the blade of the guillotine drops without delay, and cleaves her, and any of her friends who try to comfort her from the herd with brutal efficiency.

    P.s. my comments are not being posted for whatever reason…

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  28. on August 26, 2017 at 8:08 am Nevermind

    I’m reminded of the “Birthday Paradox”, where for various statistical reasons in a group of only 23 people, the odds of two of them having the same birthday are a whopping 50%. This is because you have to consider the odds of people NOT having the same birthday as well as having the same birthday.

    In like fashion these women are victims of a “Bedroom Paradox” (or secluded office space, broom closet, muddy music festival tent, McDonald’s handicapped washroom stall – the possibilities are endless), in which the odds of not running into a past “conquest” have to be factored in as well.

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  29. on August 26, 2017 at 9:18 am CBR600RR_Rider

    It would be easier to go vacationing in eastern europe to find a N = [0, 1) CC 😛

    nerds will know 😛

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 4:19 pm oink

      more like [2-6)

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  30. on August 26, 2017 at 9:30 am CBR600RR_Rider

    OT,
    was picking up my mom from MIA few days ago, leaving the parking lot i see a solid 9 or 10, blond, early 20’s, a sculpture of white beauty, fucking going at it with a dindu; looked like they were saying goodbyes. yack!

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 4:02 pm Greg Eliot

      Thanks for sharing that bit of agitprop, staunch alt-R ally. :duckface

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 4:23 pm Ironsides

      To cleanse your mental palate, Sir Greg, the White family down the street from me now has another tiny juvenile outside playing with the first 3, using a stick to prop itself up due to extreme youth, while a dachshund waddled protectively behind it, keeping a suspicious eye on all passers by.

      On my small backwater street, there are 4 white kids at the northernmost house; a childless couple at the next; two houses with two kids each; one house with 3 kids; and on the south end, a place with one kid, and an old couple whose 5 grandkids sometimes visit in the summer.

      It’s a small white pill, but at least it’s white. 8 households, 17 kids; at least they’ve replaced themselves.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:24 am Greg Eliot

        Thanks for the good thought, Iron… every time I go to the grocery store, I see many White families with the cutest of multiple towheads in tow, so there’s that as well. 😉

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 8:44 am Ironsides

        Same here, actually. If I only had what was visible to me in everyday life to go by, I’d think that our race would stand for another thousand years with no problem.

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  31. on August 26, 2017 at 9:40 am Rick Derris

    Still love watching this video. She’s a moron and a skank.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 10:06 am Wrong Side of History

      she looks like an awful cunt.

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    • on August 27, 2017 at 9:14 am Dude

      Perennially unhappy woman. Typical liberal, when you refute with facts they crumble into “you’re mean, you’re shouting over me, etc, etc.”

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  32. on August 26, 2017 at 9:51 am elmertjones

    You don’t understand. She’s a writer. She has to do it. It’s part of their lifestyle.

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  33. on August 26, 2017 at 10:00 am Anonymous

    I fucked her. Tinder. She’s in an “open relationship” apparently.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 9:43 pm Captain Obvious

      ^It would be so awesome if this were actually true.

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  34. on August 26, 2017 at 10:10 am Lichthof

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 12:28 pm oink

      NA W-M ALT!

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      • on August 26, 2017 at 12:32 pm oink

        cant win really

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm Libertardian

      What a catch.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 5:42 pm Ripp

      her anus probably looks like beaten hamburger meat

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    • on August 27, 2017 at 5:43 am Scanman

      Fordham, the Jesuit University. Nice work, Fordham.

      Fathers, do you really want to hand over $120,000+ of your hard earned money to (((marxists))) to turn your daughter into this kind of grotesque embarrassment?

      It’s madness. Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t fucking do it.

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 6:53 am oink

        Cathcux gonna cathcuk

        KKK dindu nuffin!

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  35. on August 26, 2017 at 10:11 am Feral Sigma

    Sung to the tune of “Lament” from Evita.”:

    [Carouseler]

    The choice was mine, and mine completely.
    I could have any life that I desired
    I could carousel with the splendor of the alpha cocks
    Or else, or else I could choose Herb

    Remember, I was very young then
    And a year was forever and a day
    So what use could Herbs beta bucks be?
    I saw Alphas’ cocks’, and I was on my way

    And how I fucked, how they gamed
    But how soon the cock was gone

    [Herb]

    The choice was yours and no one else’s
    You can cry for a body in despair
    Hang your head because cock is no longer there
    To shine, to dazzle, or betray
    And you slut, how you fucked
    But how soon the cocks were gone

    [Embalmers:]
    Grey hairs, fat, wrinkles
    All must be noted
    Old whore mocked forever
    No less than she deserved.

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    • on August 26, 2017 at 10:13 am Carlos Danger

      Lucy changed her handle

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  36. on August 26, 2017 at 6:15 pm rpg

    Whores are shocked when they cant get aroused in marriage. Then it is back to the club for more random dick while out with the girls. Dont ask why she is staggering home at 5 am smelling like cologne. A DUI is around the corner.

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  37. on August 26, 2017 at 6:59 pm Blastmaster

    Great scene from the Sopranos

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  38. on August 27, 2017 at 12:28 am rocko

    Lauren Duca? More like Lauren Dookie.

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  39. on August 27, 2017 at 1:51 am The Cock Carousel Rider’s Lament - Top

    […] Source link […]

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  40. on August 27, 2017 at 9:44 am TheSwede

    Need som advice guys!
    Meet a 17 year younger girl a month ago. She`s a 9. Little bit shy.

    All well until 2 weeks ago, when she started become jealous for no reason.
    I didnt anser her text for a day.

    What should I do? Play aloof, like not caring or talk whit her about it.
    Not caring shows Im not interested in her, but talking about seems so Beta.
    Fuck! What should I do?

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    • on August 27, 2017 at 12:32 pm TheSwede

      I should also add that shes been trying to make me jealous.
      I have been playing aloof for now.
      But not caring is cuckoldry…so what do I do?

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      • on August 27, 2017 at 12:49 pm Carlos Danger

        Tell her to cut that shit out and that she belongs to you. You don’t take sloppy seconds from anyone and if she is screwing around then cut off contact. You are the prize. You are going to have to learn to be demanding and a bit selfish. Women that young can be molded and expect it from you.

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    • on August 27, 2017 at 12:46 pm Carlos Danger

      Be a bit indifferent and make her qualify herself to you. Be a man. She is expecting a man she can actually look up to as she was taught to seek or rather her instincts tell her to seek. Do not care in the last bit about the age difference. It means nothing. The less you focus on it the better.

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  41. on August 27, 2017 at 9:47 am Dash Manchette

    Tucker Carlson did a great take down of her a few months back. Humiliated her and cut the wire. It was delicious.

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  42. on August 27, 2017 at 12:22 pm Nothingman00

    Atomized urban pig pit.

    Gold.

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  43. on August 27, 2017 at 6:18 pm Mandy been here a while

    Here she is tearing up of Chrisyians getting beheaded for building a church in Saudi Arabia

    Lauren Duca @laurenduca
    This @nytimes piece is heartbreakingly beautiful / required reading: (link: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/08/26/us/fort-smith-arkansas-mosque-vandalism-and-forgiveness.html) nytimes.com/interactive/20… l

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  44. on August 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm Abyssus Invocat

    Her Twatter feed is absolutely full of stuff like that. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

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  45. on September 4, 2017 at 10:06 am aleste81

    Here is for you all to hear, the lament of the old spinster !

    “Where are all my lovers gone ?” (Fréhel, 1935)

    https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%C3%B9_sont_tous_mes_amants_%3F

    ”
    Where are all my lovers?

    All those who loved me a lot,

    One time, when I was beautiful?

    Goodbye, unfaithful ones.

    I don’t know where they are,

    to other dates.

    As for me, my heart hasn’t grown older though,

    Where are all my lovers?

    In the sadness and the night that comes back,
    I’m staying alone, isolated, without support,
    Without any obstacle, but without love.
    Like a wreckage, my heart’s heavy.

    It was me that used to know happiness once,
    Nights of parties and worshippers,
    I’m a slave of memories,
    And this makes me suffer

    (refrain)

    The night’s ending and when the morning comes,
    The dew cries along with all my sorrows.
    All those whom I love, who loved me,
    Are canceled in the pale day.

    I see haze passing by my eyes,
    All these marionettes I’m seeing it’s them.
    I’m fighting, however, extreme effort,
    I believe to hug them again.

    (refrain)

    Where are all my lovers?
    All those who loved me a lot,
    As for me, my heart hasn’t grown older though,
    Where are all my lovers?
    “

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  46. on September 5, 2017 at 8:25 am Anonymous

    this just in https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/905069301794836480

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