Trump has done well in the aftermath of the Texas hurricane, so naturally the Gaystream Media are turning the focus of their agitprop firepower onto Melania Trump’s shoes in order to deny the Golden Don any positive covefefe. Via Gabber @kgrace:
Just for perspective:
THIS is the vogue writer who wrote about Melania’s inappropriate shoes upon arrival in Texas.
The mutant leftoid hag above is Lynn Yaeger, fashion typist for Vogue. She’s a fashion expert, you see. You do see it, right Winston? Right? *caged rats chitter hungrily*
The Ugly resentfully lash out at the Beautiful, and the media frame it as the moral reprimands of unbiased third party sources.
The cleansing fire of Truth and Beauty can’t come soon enough.
That is just strange
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couldn’t get laid in a Somali refugee camp.
and again, that’s without makeup -imagine first thing in the morning.
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A tranny? Pennyworth the Clown’s sister? Or brother?
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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3_n61oyBIxWR0Z_I_Kk520ULltW5P9pVcvEx6_vh57iEftyWnnA
“Pennywise”
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Chinese opera gone horribly wrong.
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Agreed.
I call wang.
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“Fashion” simply means “wear the weirdest sh*t you can think of”
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I’ll save everybody the trouble of a few keystrokes to affirm Le Chateau’s woefully kind assessment of Lynn Yaeger as “Ugly,” with a capital “U.”
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Lynn+Yaeger&t=brave&iax=1&ia=images
That’s not some unusual cosplay photo, or a really bad hair day from ages ago, or a cosmetics disaster. That’s an objective selection from among so many similar photographs that I’m thoroughly amazed no person has yet explained to her the myriad and extensive errors piled upon her already challenging visage. Maybe she fared better in her youth, but…
…this creature is an ancient enemy. Here’s some interesting reading from 1982 – all the way back to Reagan’s second year in office. Take note of the themes, and do a search for “Yaeger.”
https://www.marxists.org/history/etol/newspape/workersvanguard/1982/0318_26_11_1982.pdf
We’re at least three generations into this war for the soul of America.
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greginaurora: “Women don’t care who’s in charge, so long as it doesn’t affect their social position.”
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I am sure she was something to look at before electricity.
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never had been the one ridiculing the not-so-handsome ones, but
FOR FUCKS SAKE
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It’s like Mimi from the Drew Carey show, only that was meant to be a ridiculous over the top parody.
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Oh no, it’s Transvestite Hitler!!
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Behold the erection-slayer, mistress of a thousand cats, the Lovecraftian daughter of Cthullu.
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Truly her grotesque gibbering ushers me past the very threshold of insanity.
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Fathomless worlds of strange life…which press hideously upon our globe in unholy dimensions…
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Now I remember where I’ve seen this creature before:
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No wonder Cthulhu left her (?) m0m.
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That’s a man, baby.
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it needs to be put down
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I wonder if you put a mirror in front of it, if it would turn to stone
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Kill it with fire!!!!
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Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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[…] The Telltale Physiognomy […]
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I figured for sure you were bullshitting us, so I Googled her myself. Sure enough, that’s the first picture that comes up.
It’s a good thing I got laid on my lunch break, cause I don’t know that I’ll be able to get an erection for a couple hours after seeing that.
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Oh God, I’m dying.
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I used to write for magazines and newspapers and, in fact, wrote for a former Teen Vogue editor at one of the newspapers. And I can tell you this: In the mags, close to 100 percent of what’s written is advertiser-driven.
Those “outrageous” articles on anal s*x and subjects like that aren’t so outrageous when you learn that the makers of K-Y Jelly (or some other such company) has bought full-page ads and that’s why the articles are being written. And all those other oh-so-wlld “boundary-breaking” teen sex articles? Check the ads for contraceptives. There’s big money there. Mags don’t get that kind of advertising revenue writing about nice flowers or coffee tables.
Advertising didn’t always drive content. Once upon a time there was “a wall” that separated the ad division and the editorial division. The reason for this was so that the editorial side could operate independent of influences and be objective. But by the mid-1990s, fewer people were buying newspapers and magazines, so out of desperation, editors started to “tear down the wall” and grudgingly accepted some influence from advertisers.
But then came the massive influence of the Internet, which no newspapers could foresee (because editors lived in a bubble and didn’t heed warning of writers like myself). The Internet decimated newspaper and magazine circulation. Craigslist alone destroyed classified sections, which kept many a newspaper’s cash flowing.
The Web’s popularity caused advertisers to run from print and ran to the Web. So, to keep the revenue coming in, editors willingly tore down that advertising/content wall. They then let the ad execs march into the newsroom to give marching orders (metaphorically speaking).
And this brings me to my main point. Liberals/Democrats are now gloating about how it’s so wonderful that “the revolution is being led by Teen Vogue and Cosmo.” It isn’t. It’s being led by the big corporations that buy the ads that keep those mags in business.
So, once again, we see that the so-called “independent thinkers” are pawns of the corporate state. What they think is liberating is basically Big Pharma forcing the hand of editors to assign articles that will help them sell The Pill, the Morning After Pill, and whatever else women are taking these days.
I hope it’s not too bad a surprise for sh*tlibs when the curtain is pulled back and they’re forced to realize that the “leaders” they’re following aren’t Ivy League writers but Merck and Johnson & Johnson.
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True. And everything the Washington Post now publishes is to enhance and protect Amazon’s position at the EBT trough.
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Ow, fvck, my eyes!
I’m out of eye bleach atm, but here’s some peroxide:
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Definitely an improvement over the original picture.
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Thanks man, needed that.
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Sheesh…. 2017 version of a court jester.
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my comment was in reply to the clown in CH’s original post… not this girl (is that jail bait sophie turner? haha)
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Heh, we’ve all done it (replied to the wrong comment, not JB Sophie Turner)
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I thought this was JB Sophie Turner too. Game of Bones?
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pretty sure that is sophie turner from around the time she first started on game of thrones.
from what i’ve read, she’s naturally blonde but has been dying her hair red for the show. so this is her right around 2010/2011 when the show started and she was 14/15.
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For the record, this is indeed Sophie Turner.
LOL @ game of bones
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Yet another comment stuck in moderation. You’re going to want to read this one. Set my comment free!!!
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https://s16-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F8c%2Fd8%2Fe3%2F8cd8e3591d4c3ed146f1227f6e6d17d0.jpg&sp=983ae67611bbe798f713c715f3970201
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i feel better now
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thank you so much for that pic
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Got a boner, all’s good again.
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Its way better than whatever the hell the picture CH posted was
Still this girl while pleasant looks too much a like a real doll for my taste
I liked the redhead better
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grandma, why are you dressing like that? you’re scaring the farm animals.
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Read an article once that claimed Cindy Crawford could run track in high heels. Have no doubt Melania could do the same. The waddling lumps that criticize her for her stilettos can’t wear them at all, regardless of the weather conditions.
When I saw her stepping out in her sky high heels in the middle of a flood, all I felt was admiration.
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Do women really think people can’t see their jealousy? In this case, “woman”
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There was no flood in D.C. She was stepping into a chopper going to the flood
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That “pretty on the inside” consolation never seems to hold true.
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So damn true.
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gonna need to order some napalm with a side of white phosphorus
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Lots of willie pete
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I can’t even …
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Merkel’s twin? Anyway i am tired of people having a go at Trumps wife for being shallow and materialistic while less good looking wife’s of other people who are also 20 years younger or more do not have that accusation thrown at them. I saw footage of Trump watching the eclipse with Melania and it was touching the way they were both communicating with each other like a real couple, nothing fake at all.
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I believe she is the love of his life and it is indeed genuine. These other people are incapable of that.
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Hehe. I posted something similar before seeing your post
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Like some mutated amalgam of Charlie Chaplin and Hitler.
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The heart of the “Left” are just flat-out lunatics.
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Obviously cryptoids are real. Bigfoot too! I have valid information. Will post soon.
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Have you ever posted advice on men’s footwear? The effect on women cannot be under-estimated.
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Elmer thinks of shoes
to distract him from the troll
in the pic above
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I would never doubt Elmer, the man’s a genius. Also, I’m probably like a lot of men, in that I’m only vaguely aware that shoes are noticed by anyone at all, so a primer on men’s shoes would be very welcome here.
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Do not skimp on shoes. Elmer is right, this cannot be overstated.
Young girlz compliment my shoes regularly. Remember, even if a girl likes your look, she won’t compliment you. So if she does, then it’s the tip of an iceberg of what she’s thinking inside and you are in like Flynn.
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Meant to reply to you, Les, not myself.
CH, you got 3 asking for a tutorial on men’s shoes.
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Best shoes : none
Best option when you HAVE to wear shoes: Vans Native Americans.
They’re basically Chuck Taylor’s, but made of suede with a tougher sole.
But you guys go out and buy the polished wing-tips your auntie likes.
I’m sure the ‘girls’ (55+) will be impressed……
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Wolfowitz, how about you don’t post something ’til you’ve a field report to file.
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Thank you Les. Wolfie gonna bark, he can’t help it.
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I know far too little to give advice on what shoes to wear, or with what clothes, etc.
But my uncle always told me “if nothing else, at least make sure your hair and your shoes look good”.
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Supposedly when you go on a job interview the first two things people notice are your teeth and your shoes.
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“Have you ever posted advice on men’s footwear? The effect on women cannot be under-estimated.”
No, it can’t.
Work boots are gold: two things a woman never gets tired of are a baby’s smile and a man at work.
Never wear sandals, women hate hate hate sandals.
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Shoes are everything. You could be dressed in rags, but if you have nice shoes you look good. Tuxedo with sneakers? Not such a good look.
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Teva sandals and their Velcro variants will guarantee you don’t get laid.
Curiously enough, despite a solid body of evidence against the “socks and sandals” look, niggérs are increasingly wearing sandals with white tube socks, and track pants slung low, no doubt aping what their rap lords are doing, perhaps their version of doing something “ironically.”
And weirdly, White thots are replicating the look; girlz, who, five years ago would’ve said “ewww” to men wearing socks and sandals are now doing it themselves (along with ridiculously short shorts and expansive midriffs).
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I prefer a single pair of all-weather shoes, and I’m quite picky about them, since I know that they have to juggle being 1) comfortable, 2)reasonably stylish, AND 3) good enough for any type of weather (barring unusually severe exceptions maybe). Dress shoes for special occasions, but of course they don’t have to be quite as comfortable.
no doubt aping what their rap lords are doing, perhaps their version of doing something “ironically.”
Yeah, I’ve seen more and more groids tending toward hipster. Most odd.
And weirdly, White thots are replicating the look; girlz, who, five years ago would’ve said “ewww” to men wearing socks and sandals are now doing it themselves
I despise sandals of any type because I hate the very sight of feet. And those flip-flops that constantly make slapping sounds? Ugh. Thank goodness they appear to be going out of style.
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increasingly wearing sandals with white tube socks, and track pants slung low
Countless have been caught by urban slavecatchers, because they can’t run in that garb. That’s what a 70 IQ buys you.
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where’s the gif of the family guy characters projectile vomiting when ya need it
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I live in New York and sometimes saw Lynn Yeager when I shopped at Barneys. Many people who work in fashion and the magazine biz are not attractive, so they increase the freak / eccentricity factor to make up for it. I thought she was harmless enough, even though I didn’t get why Vogue assigned her to write articles on diet and exercise, alongside their stories and pictorials painting Michelle Obama as the reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn.
She and other weirdos will be living in a box on 3rd Ave. once Vogue ceases publication. Probably none of you have heard about her until she unwisely opined about Mrs. Trump. Let’s hope she enjoys the attention!
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DIET AND EXERCISE!?! I’m trying to be delicate here but holy fucking shitcakes.
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she’s skinny and fit on the inside
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Good one!
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…They increase the freak / eccentricity factor to make up for it.
Or, perhaps, to accentuate their Individuality.
Tangentially related.
There’s a fruity hipster granola-type lunch place in town, the only one of its kind around, that seems to prioritize hiring inked and pierced millennials. All pleasant enough, don’t get me wrong, but there’s this one trans critter that’s increasingly decking itself out more and more bizarrely. Slender, scraggly beard, long haired, makeup, septum ring, etc. I’ve never been able to tell if it’s a boy pretending to be a girl or a girl pretending to be a boy (they probably like it so). The whole effect has gone from mildly nauseating to, now, revolting. It’s a struggle to keep a straight face. I was there yesterday and they had their face painted like Lynn Yaeger here: like some kind of half-assed pantomime clown. At what point can a person just say, yo, why you wanna look like a retard? Actually, that’s not fair. Mentally challenged folks usually try not to look like idiots.
At least, the mildly challenged ones.
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that shit’s a man. bet it was born lyndon yeager
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Angela Merkel’s doppelganger
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Apparently, her Jap doppelganger.
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Memed …
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Copied and sent, that’s a great meme
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I notice our Lord God Emperor is sporting work boots. He knows what the girlies like.
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Is that thing the same fucking species as the typical human on the street? I’m starting to think that subterranean horrors are leaking out somewhere and walking among us, poorly disguised as quasi-human.
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They made this documentary about this in the 80s B-movie era. Just like 1984, right idea, wrong decade…
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Kek How apt.
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Whatever that is, it will require fire to kill it.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Is that lipstick or did it shape its moustache?
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Old tranny? Cat lady? Both? You be the judge.
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Sure its a woman?
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If they ever make a movie about a psychotic mime that murders buxom HB10s, this probably should be what the villain looks like.
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“Violent Meals, this is Mal Hombre, we’re gonna need snake and nape here to take out an offense against God, over.”
“Roger, Mal Hombre, is the target marked, over?”
“That’s a negative, Violent Meals, you’ll just have to hit the whole village, over.”
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So Melania Trump is supposed to take advice about her shoes from… this? WTF for?
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When I first saw that photo I thought it was a tranny. Wow, how true it is that the ugly hate all things beautiful.
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It wasn’t a question of poor style but of poor taste. (Yaeger has neither). It was all malarkey anyway. Melania got on the plane in DC in stilettos and got off in TX in sneakers.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2017/08/29/melania-trump-swaps-stilettos-sneakers-flotus-cap-flooded-south-texas/612761001/
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God damn I know this will get modded out but damn that editor awful.
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For our God is a consuming fire
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Mitch McConnell in drag.
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This is nothing but an attempt by the ugly to censor the beautiful out of spite. Many people who can’t make a living criticizing those who can.
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Undeniable Truth of Life Number 24, written by Rush Limbaugh: “Feminism was established so as to permit unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”
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“the filth element”
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If you imagine the black spot that are supposedly her lips 2 centimeters higher, she looks quite familiar. No offense uncle A.
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That’s a picture of Hitler in disguise. That’s how he slipped through Allied lines and avoided being raped to get to the U-boat.
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Melania is gorgeous. Her choice of footwear is eminently impractical and I applaud it.
She’s a woman of status and stature, of taste. A beacon. Her literally elevated position means she can see, and delegate. People need such beacons. Yes, when conditions merit it, it’s a comfort to have leaders join them in their ranks, but human nature dictates we need signposts and rally points. However insignificant or superficial you may find it, Melania signals a hilltop, high ground, a place we’ve long forgotten even existed.
If she were lording over the victims she’d have done so from her penthouse. Maintaining a modicum of taste and decorum even in trying circumstances is to be a lady. No, this doesn’t mean drown for the sake of your silk, but just…maintain dignity and virtue. Help, be a beacon. Beauty really is more than skin deep but it comes from minding manners and keeping up appearances, whatever that means in your given situation.
People don’t like to be reminded of these things. Melania puts the issue front and center and says they’re slacking a bit. No this doesn’t mean Louboutin stilletoes for all women. Just that you should pull it together and keep it that way. Beacon.
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Out in the open more each year:
http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article170340652.html
4 white men killed on walking trails around Kansas City.
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Lawdy. Black man shoots five white guys from behind while they walked dogs, but they don’t know if the crimes were racially motivated.
Were they even crimes, at all? Soon, they won’t be. It’ll be called justice and no one will think twice.
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They find dead niggers laying in the street all the time. Approx. one percent clearance rate cuz no snitchin.
Just saying.
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That chick looks like Adolf Shitler.
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Bearing in mind the Revolution will be Advertised article, what’s the betting that the brand of shoes Melania chose for the visit to Texas are from a brand that is in direct rivalry to one of Vogue’s commercial content dictators.
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Interesting point
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Mein Gott!!!
Why did nobody think of casting… that, for the new remake of Stephen King’s “It”?
Would’ve saved the makeup artists a lot of time, It already has it’s clown face on. Besides, the real deal is always twice as scary as the movies.
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