I don’t understand people who willingly give their most personal private information — their DNA — to untrustworthy DNA testing companies run by YKW, to receive a report of their ancestry by percentage. (Grandmothers used to do this job pretty well before the advent of social atomization and mass individualism.)
One, these companies routinely pass their client data to marketers, advertisers, and government agencies. If you think Civil War 2 is coming, then you don’t want your DNA results floating around out there to fall into the hands of the enemy. Two, these companies are run by sniveling deracinated shitlibs who lie on the results of their tests if the client is deemed a hateful, no-good, very BadWhite racist.
FYI the CEO of 23andMe is Anne Wojcicki. Her sister, Susan Wojcicki, is CEO of YouTube (now owned by Goolag, where she was a former executive).
Every. Fucking. Time.
Of course those (((companies))) lie and lush antiwhite propaganda.
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I have stupid normie former friends who stupidly gave money to this (((company))) and then wanted to talk about African percentage.
Tried to red pill him since 2014. Lost cause.
He’ll be a member of secret police one day.
No longer a friend.
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“FYI the CEO of 23andMe is Anne Wojcicki. Her sister, Susan Wojcicki, is CEO of YouTube…”
YouTube Is Hiring 10,000 People To Police Offensive Videos http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3610939/posts
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The Polack Gestapo?
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https://archive.is/ksRNw
Cracked article
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Ann Wojcicki was married to Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, from 2007 to 2015. IIRC, Brin rented a room from Ann’s sister Susan when he was in grad school at Stanford. Also, Wojcicki’s father is a physics professor at Stanford and knew Brin when he was at Stanford.
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I caved in and took one because my parents bought them for the whole family. I assumed they added that stuff in the “low confidence” part so that SWPLs could brag about their diverse roots.
But I thought the mormons ran these outfits. I was worried an army of cloned LDS super soldiers that look like me were going to show up
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Blue and blue eyed with 6 kids. Of course one will be a diversity adoption the help the world out.
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I had been thinking about taking one of those tests but reading this now took care of that for me.
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The worst part was confirming I was 10% nonwhite (Irish)
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Lol…
Funny and arguably true to an extent.
However, “Irish” isn’t really a race. But I get it. It seems to denote that “Iberian” breed that isn’t quite pure Celt (Red Nordid) but instead that is characterized by a noticeably smaller skull volume (though they can often talk fast) and a slightly protruding jaw. This is a different race from the pure Red Nordids, and the Red and White Nordid mixes, that are also found throughout Ireland.
I think that the “Irish”, of the Iberian variety in 19th century parlance, are likely a breed that resulted from a very ancient mixing of probably Red Nordids and some type of North African race. TIme then caused a refinement of the breed into what you see today, allowing the mix to breed out any dark skin but leave the telltale skull shape similarities.
Ancient race mixing accounts for a lot of the sub-races that we see today. The time since their primary race mixing events causes some undesirable traits to breed out, but the telltale signs remain. The varying results of two races that have mixed at different time points will look different due to the effect of time.
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A)You said that in a previous post,ass muncher. B)The worst part was you turned out to be 99 percent Faggot.
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“No surprises in our family.” Your nigger dad was the only black blood in your family–what a relief!😂
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Frank, i’m just funning about the Irish bit. It’s a little bit of a parody of altright autism and the English antipathy for the Irish.
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Sorry I am just joshing,also,but shame on me for being triggered. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s and kiss a niggers ass.
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You guys really got scammed. If your parents take the test, then it’s a total waste of time/money for you and your siblings.
Unless of course there is the possibility that you were adopted or the result of cheating.
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Genetics don’t work like that. Your genes do not equal 50% of mom, 50% of dad. But no surprises in our family fortunately
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My point was all the information was already known, which you sort of agreed with. I should have known you were too dumb to understand something so simple, since you already demonstrated that.
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Knowing woman there is always that possibility
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Where did you come from?
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I don’t recall seeing you here before
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I bought one for my Dad. He’s from Oklahoma and would always talk about having Cherokee ancestry. Test came back: Dad’s a mixture of British and Western European. No Amerind ancestry at all.
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Apparantly the family stories about injun ancestors are mostly fake. Those stories were for woodsman street cred and in the old south, a claim of Cherokee blood was code for “your family had been in the New World a very long time”
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Supposedly Indian in mine I need to go obviously claim my Bennie’s
Guess why I like that when it comes your time to die poem
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Yes, growing up my Boomer parents, and later my in-laws always claiming Indian (feathers) princess blood. My in-laws claiming Red Cloud warrior blood. Me mum did that 23 & me, just good ole English & Irish, and a smattering of northern European. Boomers love to play pretend Indians, look at Senator Warren. It was the thing to do for them growing up, kinda like Gen X guys always telling friends about our new Canadian girlfriends we met on the beach after coming back from a family vacation to Florida.
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It’s possible for a person to have chug ancestry (or any other ancestry, for that matter) but have no DNA from that ancestry. This is because the nuclear DNA that one gets from each parent is selected at random. It would even be theoretically possible–though admittedly extremely unlikely–for two people, each with with 50% Indian and 50% white nDNA, to have a child with no Indian nDNA at all. And mitochondrial DNA is inherited entirely from one’s mother, so it only indicates one’s ancestry that comes from an unbroken female line, just as the Y chromosome comes from the unbroken male line.
DNA cannot be used to rule out any given ancestry, it can only be used to rule it in.
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Amerind = Mongoloid ancestry.
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@TLM
“kinda like Gen X guys always telling friends about our new Canadian girlfriends we met on the beach after coming back from a family vacation to Florida.”
Please tell me you’re not that retarded
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Mormons run AncestryDNA. And they would have no idea if you’re raciss or not because you order their test online, with no in-person interview.
I don’t know what outfits do ask for in-person interviews, but yeah, if they did, I wouldn’t trust them.
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Genes get passed down in chunks, and because each parent only passes down half of his/her genes to each child, it’s possible for one sibling to get, say, a parent’s British ancestry, and another to get the parent’s German ancestry. (That’s also how mulatto families can have black-looking and white-looking siblings.)
And yes, I suppose it’s theoretically possible to “breed out” nonwhite genes that way, but it would have to happen randomly.
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Yes that’s what I was getting at with the guy upthread
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Yeah, there was actually a case in Germany where a prostitute gave birth to fraternal twins, one white and the other mulatto. She had slept with a white man and a black man in rapid succession and the two eggs were fertilized by the two different men.
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@ Feral Sigma
You don’t understand genetics that well, but close enough I guess.
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“who lie on the results of their tests if the client is deemed a hateful, no-good, very BadWhite racist.”
Wouldn’t just giving a fake name solve that problem? Buy an Amazon gift-card with cash, use that to buy your test.
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Not really. You have to assume that over time, databases will be bought and sold and combined to do comparisons/datamining. So consider: you do the test under a fake name. 10 years later, a doctor orders up some DNA testing (e.g., to test for a mutation in the context of a cancer diagnosis, or to see whether you have Lou Gehrig’s disease). Then your insurance company runs it against the ancestry one, says they don’t have to cover you for your medical, because you failed to disclose a preexisting condition. Protect your DNA in all things…
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I always suspected this, as its an easy mind / control mechanism for the controllers. It pushes the narrative that we are all intermixed somehow already, so what’s the big deal ? A good test would be to send in a sample under an false, obviously, Jevvish name, using a neutral address. Those results would be interesting.
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I smell fake news. AFAIK DNA testing companies don’t have in-person interviews like that, you order online.
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but such policy of saying “everybody has a foot in africa” is quite a common anti-white strategy
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I agree – the statements are not consistent. The story about one guy began with him almost saying “Ni -” to someone at 23andme, presumably over the phone, then later he **wrote** back asking about the meaning of the results. Why wouldn’t he just call them back?
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[…] Ancestry Testing Companies Are Fake News […]
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23andme and ancestry gave me pretty consistent results. reaffirmed much of what i already knew
no subsaharan african
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Same here. More interested in health analysis but also uncovered a number of third cousins previously unknown to me.
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Almost everyday without even looking for it I see more evidence that liberals are sub human filth.
A couple months ago out of curiosity I watched a documentary about “strong” women…that is where I learned that that young blonde woman who’s name I can’t remember now ( Elizabeth something?) was a billionaire because she had supposedly invented a better way to do blood test
but the documentary was a year or two old and I had read about that woman more recently, the article explained that she was caught in a giant scam; she is a COMPLETE FRAUD, she did not invent anything, her company does not have a better way of doing blood tests, it was a lie all along.
she made her parents re-mortgage their house so she could build that thing that was like a pyramid scheme, she is sub human filth
and now I learn that liberals at DNA testing companies cheat and lie to hurt white people, the race they despise so much.
Liberals are sub human filth
one day in the future the word “liberal” will become a word one uses to describe awfully bad/dishonest/HATEFUL people…kind of like “Philistine” became a word to describe people who care nothing about refined things.
Liberals are sub human filth
I know I said it already 3 or 4 times but I can not say it often enough
Liberals are sub human filth
Liberals at the Washington Post believe that people who are unhappy the illegal who murdered that young woman ( and illegal who got deported what? 5 times? who had a criminal record, got arrested something like 7 times ) got away with a slap on the hand are Nazis.
wanting murderers to go to jail makes us nazis according to liberals at the washington post
The liberals at the Washington Post are sub human filth.
sub human filth, like the mold that grows behind the toilet bowl
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Elizabeth Holmes.
So many geriatrics went ga-ga for her and helped boost the company’s value.
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(((Liberals)))
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Elizabeth Holmes never needed to “made her parents re-mortgage their house” as they were all well connected DC insiders. She got money thrown at her fraud company (Theranos) when they and Silicon Valley asshats like Tim Draper saw her as the next Steve Jobs without doing any research.
She ought to be in jail but that will never happen because of all the high profile people connected to her who do not want to be embarrassed. She got banned from owning or operating a laboratory for two years but the stupid cunt will probably float to the surface again in some other bogus tech outfit.
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My great grandmother traced our lineage all the way back to 1200 AD England. Boxes upon boxes of ancestral info; even found that we are (very) distantly related to George Washington.
After she died, my boomer uncle inherited all of it, since he helped her with some of the info. About a year or so back, I asked him if I could make copies of it all for my own records. He shrugged and said “I tossed it all a few years ago. Was cluttering up my shed.” He was miffed it wasn’t “worth anything” on eBay.
If that doesn’t sum up baby boomers, I don’t know what does.
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That’s my billion dollar plan go through junkyards pull the. Photos put in cloud do facial recognition sell the photos to people also bonus see your real anscestors
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Hospital everyone had story of losing fam pics to junkyard when lost house
My ex ex did to
Figure suit up and pull the pics
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I’d k!ll him if he were my uncle.
Not. Kidding.
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It was heartbreaking. Still is.
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No shit.
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Go on familysearch.org, where the Mormons have kindly traced all our ancestry for their religious purposes (retroactive baptisms I think) and made the info available for free. My grandmother was of New England colonial heritage, so I was able to trace some of her line all the way back to the 6th! century there. You’ll probably have similar luck for british relations. For German relatives I really couldn’t get far in most cases. Maybe one generation beyond the original relatives who came to the US at most.
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Once I saw “farm laborer” as occupation all the way back – not a single Duke or Earl there, dammit! – I lost interest in my ancestry. That’s my family’s “white privilege” – centuries of backbreaking peasant toil…
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peasants work less than kings
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Beta of the century, Prince Henry is marrying an ugly 36YO black C actress. So for all eternity the british royal family will have black DNA pollution.
The guy probably has one of the top 10 SMVs in the world. I’ll never understand how he can do this to himself. He could have 9s-10s lining up around the block for a chance to lay him.
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It is depressing…all those white people destroying their race and culture.
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“So for all eternity the british royal family will have black DNA pollution.”
3 mitigating considerations:
1. there is a strong possibility Harry is Diana’s tennis instructor’s bastard
2. Meghan Merlatto is 36, making it not improbable they’ll have nothing but a litter of miscarriages.
3. a little further from shore: I do not rule out the possibility that MM is a tranny.
As Millennial Woes points out in the wrapup to his video on the topic, it’s not out of consideration that the Royal Family shotgunned Harry into this arrangement for cynical Current Year considerations already knowing that he’s a bastard– thus in the long run gaining insurance that his line will never get near the throne (and will drift out of public consideration), without having to publicly expose him as illegitimate and create further controversy for ‘tarnishing’ Diana’s reputation.
In any event, William and Kate are pumping out spares at a respectable rate.
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I’ve heard that tracing them back you kind find mongol, arab, who knows what else.
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I want to see the “British” “royal” family all get the 23andme DNA tests.
Should be a hoot.
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I suppose it beats castration and cutting out his tongue.
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How the fuck do you think she’s trans? Listen to her voice
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What would Edward Longshanks do?
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-william-harry-diana-death-itv-documentary-phone-call-cindy-crawford-christy-turlington-naomi-a7855421.html
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Him and Jeb Bush could be best friends…
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She may be a quadroon, but if that’s ugly, you must never leave your house. She’s done well for 36. Id take her except for that divorce thing
He probably does have girls lining the block for him
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She may be a quadroon, but if that’s ugly, you must never leave your house. She’s done well for 36. Id take her except for that divorce thing
He probably does have girls lining the block for him
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There’s gotta be some reference to Archer and Lana Kaine in here somewhere.
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I just got my DNA test results back and it said ”100% hater”.
needless to say, I was relieved.
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Ha! that’s funny!
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They must have wanted to “fuck with me” and told me I was half black and half Japanese.
That said, December 7th is nigh and I have this strange urge to attack Pearl Bailey.
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I believe you are too hip for the room,Greg.
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IIRC, Freddie Prinz died when his Puerto Rican half tried to mug his Hungarian half.
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“I just got my DNA test results back and it said ‘100% hater’.”
Just as I suspected. This is all a (((globohomo))) plot to identify, target and eliminate the last of the natural aristocracy.
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my sister did it. we’re 98% white. apparently there was a gook in the woodpile.
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98%? Way ahead of my partly Sicilian family.
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You know Sicilians are part eggplant.
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And YOU’RE a canteloupe!
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I love this guy!
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Probably Genghis.
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I also have some gook in me which was very surprising. I am 0.2% Asian, 23andme traced it back to the 1700s. Maybe the trace of Asian in me is why I like Chinese food so much? I am 98.5% Ashkenazi and 23&me puts that under the European umbrella. If anyone is monitoring my online habits they are probably confused on why I allign with the alt right.
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There are plenty of alt right jews who are disgusted with commie brethren
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Norman Finklestein is another. I do not believe that modern Jews would be able to distinguish themselves phenotypically from their host nations without Talmudic indoctrination. The interesting thing about Zionism and Talmudic Judaism is that it is a completely fabricated and deliberately promulgated meme. By this I mean that if you somehow managed to wipe the memory of every Jew alive, they would very quickly assimilate into their host nations without a hitch.
The Talmudic Rabbis, however, will never allow this to happen. The “Oral Torah” has been infecting the mind of poor Ashkenazi children for centuries now, converting them into useful idiots for usurious Sanhedrin like the Rothschilds.
E. Michael Jones is a leading author on this phenomenon, and believes that modern Talmudic Judaism itself is a rejection of Christ.
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I’ve been touting this theory on my own for months. I even posted about it here briefly.
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Toot my horn, I raised it at some juncture too, based upon secondhand gleanings somebody reported elsewhere from some alt-lite jewess on youtube (the one who’s an Art History major, can’t think of her name).
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h/t RexLex. The Atlantic: ‘None of the revelations from Mueller’s investigation—nor any of the other outrageous things Trump has done—has significantly undermined his support among the GOP rank and file. … Could Mueller or some enterprising journalist uncover revelations so epic that they shake Trump’s hold on the GOP, and give Republican senators cover to support his removal? It’s unlikely. After all, the vast majority of Alabama Republicans still support Roy Moore.’
This is the same thing that happened throughout the campaign, but they still don’t get it. Trump’s enemies employ Swamp tactics against him. This angers his supporters and drives them more firmly into his camp. His enemies are baffled, and their response is to dig ever deeper into the bog in search of more rancid projectiles.
The article implies conservatives listen to nobody but Breitbart or Hannity who “distort virtually anything Mueller or the mainstream press discovers.” This is too modest. I’d bet the naked hypocrisy and increasingly unhinged screeds coming from the MSM have done at least as much, if not more, to convert normies. That, or I missed the chapter in “How to Win Friends and Influence People” about winning people to your cause by rhetorically defecating on them every day for years, dancing on their graves before they’re buried, and doing the same things you excoriate them for doing.
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I’d bet the naked hypocrisy and increasingly unhinged screeds coming from the MSM have done at least as much, if not more, to convert normies.
ABC FakeNews announcement that Trump ordered Flynn to contact Russia! was out there for 6 – 7 hours before mumble “after the election” mumble “to cooperate vs. ISIS” mumble. Pack of liars. Even normies can see that now.
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Breitbart: ‘British security services have foiled an Islamist plot to blow up Prime Minister Theresa May, Sky News reported on Tuesday.
…
The revelation comes hours after the head of MI5, Andrew Parker, revealed that police have foiled nine terrorist plots since March this year.
“Mr. Parker said that nine terrorist attacks have been prevented in the past year,” said a spokesperson for the Prime Minister. ‘There have been five attacks that have got through, four of which are related to Islamist terrorism.”
“The Prime Minister gave thanks to the tireless work of staff at MI5 to combat the unprecedented terrorist threat,” he continued.
Britain has been the target of three major Islamist terrorist incidents this year. In March, five people were killed and 50 people were injured in a terror attack outside London’s Houses of Parliament, while another attack in May on the London Bridge seven people dead and 48 injured.
Also in May, an attack during a concert in Manchester by the singer Ariana Grande killed 22 people and left 59 people injured, the majority of whom were children.
Downing Street was last targeted in 1991, when the Marxist guerrilla group the Irish Republican Army (IRA) through an explosive device into then-Prime Minister John Major’s garden, although he was not hurt in the incident.’
Clearly, appeasement works much better than border security.
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What a shame
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Liberals really are such saucy little phags aren’t they.
Hence the punchable phyz
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D’oh. I just bought one of these for myself and my wife.
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I haven’t decided what ratio would be a deal breaker for either suicide or divorce. Maybe I’ll follow the infinite wisdom of CH and take it with a grain of salt.
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I made my GF take one.
Told her if she was more than 5% Jew and she was going into the oven
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As far as being concerned that a globohomo corporation will have my DNA on file; meh. They already know my name, social security number, address, income, the contacts in my phone, my GPS coordinates 24/7, every text message I have every sent, and my fucking fingerprints. Not to mention all that same shit on my kids. As if my DNA is somehow my last bastion of privacy. Shit… (((They))) know who I am. My DNA is the least of (((their))) concerns.
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LOL because it’s true. Just like Bill Cooper used to say: Don’t let them scare you about getting on a list. There’s only one list, and we’re all already on it.
Globohomo Inc. Will find some pretext soon to get all our DNA anyway.
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“My DNA is the least of (((their))) concerns.”
Your DNA should be the most of your concerns.
–(((Your))) concerns?
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We’ll see. When I get the results back. If it turns out I’m a jew I’ll start plotting a way to explot you goyim.
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Anyway, I’m curious. I have a decent handle on my recent geneology, and have some lineages that I can document all the way back to the Mayflower, but I don’t really know where most of my ancestors came from. We’ll see. I’m also curious about my wife. I’ll share the results on here. Hopefully it isn’t too bad.
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“We’ll see. When I get the results back. If it turns out I’m a jew I’ll start plotting a way to explot you goyim.”
I’d be surprised janey
After all, right now you’re a huwite man, and all you can think to do is tell your fellow goyim to “go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep . . . .”
Maybe you need to find out you’re a Jewish homosexual– assuming Bryan Singer doesn’t need his cocaine anymore, since he’s about to be found having shot himself twice in the back of the head, you can use it to up your troll game.
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Schroedinger’s Kike.
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@bigjohn “We’ll see. When I get the results back. If it turns out I’m a jew I’ll start plotting a way to explot you goyim.”
Just don’t cry out in pain as you strike, OK? That’s just annoying.
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Fuck you Lucius. I have never said anything that could be even remotely construed as advising my fellow goyim to “go to sleep”. In fact the opposite. White people need to wake up.
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bigjohn66 writes: “Fuck you Lucius. I have never said anything that could be even remotely construed as advising my fellow goyim to “go to sleep”. In fact the opposite.”
Oh really? from OP “Anonymity and the Hunted Man” Oct 29 2017 6:53pm
bj66: “No. The left has already won. It’s only a matter of time. Trump is the last gasp of breath from white america before it is permanently submerged and drowned in a turbulent sea of dirt world peasants.”
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bj66 Oct 29th 8:16pm
“I’m no shill. I’m a realist. Tell me why I’m wrong. My white children under 5 are minorities in this country.
“Please. I’m begging. Tell me how this is going to work out well.”
bj66 9:44pm
“Also VD, I wouldn’t underestimate the survivability of africans. They have survived and reproduced in some pretty appalling conditions. I don’t think they would just curl up and die if civilization ended. They’d be in their element barely scraping out an existence. Probably moreso than you or me.”
bj66 Oct 30 9:07am
“Ok. Winter would probably have a purging effect in areas that have cold winters. This thread got started last night when I was feeling very pessimistic and skeptical of anything resembling positive news or triumph over liberals. When truth is suppressed so aggressively and comprehensively, what hope is there for victory?
The response I am getting is to take heart; that when this civilization that my ancestors built with their blood and sweat is inevitably overrun and reduced to ashes my progeny, if by some miracle they survive, will have to scrape out a living like people did hundreds of years ago.
That really doesn’t make me feel any better.”
All night and the next day, you sound pretty (((demoralized))) sweetie
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Ok. Demoralized. Yes. I don’t deny that. From time to time I get extremely pessimistic about the future for white people. I think there are good reasons to be demoralized about the future of America in particular. That is different than telling people to “go to sleep”. Me saying “we’re doomed” does not mean I want us to be doomed, or believe we should do nothing and accept that doom, or just go to sleep.
Also if anything I said wasn’t true point it out and we can argue about it instead of you just being a shitty snarky troll.
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And, not that you care, as you are more interested in instigating petty disputes than offering insight; I suppose I could clarify to anyone else who reads this.
America, as a nation, is doomed. White people in America have hope, but that lies in excising as quickly as possible Americanism from white identity.
That is the only hope for white people in America. Fuck you Lucius Somesuch for impeding that realization.
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Go ahead and copy and paste that and use it as a reply to every comment I make on this blog.
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By definition, isn’t anybody who’s curious about ancestry a racist?
Oh, wait, they mean if you like White people, you’re literally hitler. Okay, got it.
It’s OK to be white.
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“Isn’t anybody who’s curious about ancestry a racist?”
Yeah. Pretty much.
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jeangray07
“My great grandmother traced our lineage all the way back to 1200 AD England. Boxes upon boxes of ancestral info; even found that we are (very) distantly related to George Washington.
After she died, my boomer uncle inherited all of it, since he helped her with some of the info. About a year or so back, I asked him if I could make copies of it all for my own records. He shrugged and said “I tossed it all a few years ago. Was cluttering up my shed.” “
I don’t know if this is consolation to you, or a bucket of salt after whole-body flaying, but it’s certainly relevant. Given the historic epidemic of concealed adoptions, mothers pretending their young daughter’s bastard is their child, and of course cuckoldry, the odds that your ancestry is accurate (beyond general national/geographic origins) aren’t one in 10,000.
What I call personal genealogy (as opposed to cultural/linguistic genealogy) past 4-5 generations max should be considered as valid as astrology and crystal therapy.
From the defunct website http://www.nomarriage.com:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060327001035/http://www.nomarriage.com/paternity_test.shtml
From the Guardian, 1998-07-14: “More than 25 years ago the consultant obstetrician E E Phillipp reported to a symposium on embryo transfer that blood tests on between 200 and 300 women in a town in the south-east of England revealed that 30 per cent of their children could not have been fathered by the men whose blood groups had also been sampled”.
From the Dallas Morning News 1999-10-31: “DNA Diagnostics Center … an industry leader, says 30 percent of the men it tests prove to be misidentified. Similar numbers come from the Texas attorney general’s office, which enforces child support: About a quarter of the men who disputed paternity in the last year turned out to be right. In Florida, the proportion was one-third”.
From the Sunday Times 2000-01-23: “David Hartshorne, spokesman for Cellmark, said that in about one case in seven, the presumed father turns out to be the wrong man”.
From the Santa Barbara News-Press 2000-02-27: “For the population as a whole, “The generic number used by us is 10 percent,” said Dr. Bradley Popovich, vice president of the American College of Medical Genetics. [15 to 25 % has been determined from blood tests of parents and offspring in Canada and the US.]”
From The Age 2000-03-26: “About 3000 paternity tests are carried out a year in Australia. In about 20 per cent of cases the purported father is found to be unrelated to the child. This figure is estimated to be 10 per cent in the general community”.
From The REPORT Newsmagazine 2000-04-24: “The rate of wrongful paternity in “stable monogamous marriages,” according to the Max Planck Institute in Munich, Germany, ranges from one in 10 with the first child to one in four with the fourth”.
From the Independent 2000-05-12: “… biologists Robin Baker and Mark Bellis … review of paternity studies also suggested frequent infidelity, with extra-pair paternity running between 1.4 per cent and 30 per cent in different communities”.
From The Globe and Mail 2000-05-20: “Anecdotal evidence suggests these numbers bear out in Canada as well…. Maxxam Analytics in Guelph, Ont., performs approximately two paternity tests a day. And according to Dr. Wayne Murray, head of the human DNA department, one out of four men who come in pointing a finger at their spouse is not the biological father of the child in question”.
From the Sunday Times 2000-06-11: “More than 250,000 tests a year are now conducted in America, and about 15,000 in Britain…. roughly 30% of men taking the tests discover that they are not the fathers of the children they regarded as their own. In the wider community, social scientists say up to 1 in 20 children are not the offspring of the man who believes himself to be their father”.
From the Observer 2000-09-03: “One study followed couples waiting for NHS fertility treatment, where the men were ‘azoospermic’, meaning they produced no sperm and were totally infertile. The researchers found that 25 per cent of the women became pregnant before fertility treatment started”.
From the American Association of Blood Banks – 2001-02-26: “The overall exclusion rate for 1999 was 28.2% for accredited labs. Exclusion rates for non-accredited US and foreign labs were slightly less at 22.7% and 20.6% respectively”.
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The same people here opposing dna tests probably fully support paternity test s
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An interview for genetic testing? I’m calling fake.
The simpering, effete swish of “elegant in its passive-aggressive simplicity” and “Bravo. Bravissimo!” reek of either an alt-right agent-provocateur or public m@sturbation by a frustrated White Genocide Party fabulist.
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Shut up cunt lol
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I’ve tried 3 times and I can’t get a medium-length piece to post. Why?
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You may have used the word “f@mily”. There are a handful of words that get posts rejected.
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Family.
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That would be a valuable list to see.
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On the plus side, your scientifically established “African ancestry” now gives you and your kids big benefits for job and college applications, and you can run for Senate in Massachusetts as “the black candidate”, yay!
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hehehe in brazil they have quotas for non-white subhumans. but plenty of those quotas are filled by people saying they’re 1/16th black or “native”
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I got a test done, came back with 1% African heritage. I have N-word privileges now.
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Better get some burnt cork if you want to use that word.
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Das rassist, white boy.
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Reblogged this on Remember The 14 Words.
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Hmmmm,
I am 30% ish Italian
30% ish Baltic
30% Ish Easern Eurpoean
9% mix of various northern euro
1% was Hun?
I was thinking this was the genetic fingerprint of the Hun’s invasion of Europe, thinking that some Hun dirtbag raped my great-great-great – x grandmother or something, but, apparently that 1% is most likely bullshit?
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Hate replying to my own post, but, the genetic test did actually help me understand some medical issues and I would GREATLY recommend this.
Just one example, my insomnia turned out to be genetic in origin, I didn’t even know that was a genetic thing before, though it was just from stress.
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Is replying to your own post poor form? I do that all the time. I figured it was a convenient way to post follow up information without separating your posts and seeming incoherent or risking someone interpreting your post as a reply to theirs when it in fact was not.
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That retarded wigger does it all the time. Apparently that’s somehow cool.
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Yeah, 1% ain’t shit. That would be only 1 of your 64 great great great great grandparents. Or 2 from your 256 great great great great great great grandparents. One of your great grandpappys may have had a thing for Asian chicks.
Or ghengis khan himself raped one of your great grandmammys.
I’d almost root for a little bit of ghengis.
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Yep nothing like adding an implied ethnicity…
BUT actually this is a HUGE opportunity. Now large swaths of Caucasians can claim to be a minority. Thus cash and prizes at the corporate diversity promotion game.
And what’s insidious about this 1% is… that whitey has documentation biaches.
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Somebody get a rope. It’s class action lawsuit time!
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Q: not understanding people who willingly give their most personal private information to DNA testing companies
A: nothing strokes SJW pleasure centers like the possibility that xie is descended from a historical SJW.
Look at their commercials:
” *Sigh* I may be related to the photographer of Lincoln’s Gettysburg address! But I haven’t done enough to promote Coexist, Diversity or Absolute Equality… hmmm…I’ve got it! I’m going to have a black man impregnate my wife for me!”
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Story sounds like BS — there’s no interview process, to the best of my knowledge, with these companies. In fact, it would likely be prohibitively expensive, considering how many people they’d need to hire in order to conduct interviews that are totally superfluous to the product they’re offering.
However, it’s probably a case of “BS that reflects reality,” like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. The Protocols were forged, but described the (((tribe’s))) methods and purposes accurately anyway.
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No they weren´t. They were written in 1776 by Adam Weisshaupt under Rothschild contract.
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Were they? Hadn’t heard this. Where can I read more?
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6,000 Year History of the NWO, Pawns in the Game for starters. I believe Niall Ferguson also talks about it in his Rothschild biography. The Czarist Okhorona Lieutenant forging them is a Bolshevik canard. Possession of the Protocols earned summary execution on the spot if discovered. There is a huge collection of forbidden books at the Christian Identity Forum.
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Which means they were not forged at all.
Let’s see how that logic works on other stuff.
“Newton’s laws were fake. But happen to actually work anyway”
Shouldn’t you be attending a “welcome refugees” rally?
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That’s a moronic statement, utterly devoid of logic. One can easily have a forged document that is factually correct in its conclusions. To expand on your idiot jibe, one could easily write a scientifically accurate description of how to build a working helicopter engine, then FORGE it to appear to be written by Sir Isaac Newton. The description is real, but it was not created by Newton — thus it is a FORGERY that happens to be accurate in the general facts its presents, but inaccurate in its authorship.
Your “logic” is that of a retard. A book can accurately describe Jewish methods without having been written by any set of “Elders.” This is precisely the case with the “Protocols;” it is a slightly modified version of an earlier text, something by Voltaire if I recall correctly.
And eff off with your “welcome refugees” BS. I don’t have to kowtow to every pinheaded conspiracy theory in order to be supporter of the White race who despises the flood of mud-world garbage being foisted on us by the (((tribe))).
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How very not suprising….
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if u have already put ur dna out there, check out gedmatch for a more detailed breakdown
interesting stuff
i got a shitload of anatolian farmer, mediterranean farmer, middle eastern herder
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Got mine tested at ancestry.com. Report back said trace Jewish, West African, Native American, and Turkish, and about 60% Irish. Explains my freakishly large penis.
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Melting Pot Niggums
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Turkish isn’t an ancestry.com ancestry…
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Id kill myself with that news
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why?
like my man evola said and the AR forgets
race is more than biological.
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I long ago ceased to believe the Out of Africa myth.
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Archeology proved “Out of Africa” wrong with the finding of the Dali skull.
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The insect-people never fail to amuse me with their foolishness. I knew there was a reason I bullied meek nerds in highschool.
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Did a couple of these once; came back slightly different the second time than the first but mostly consistent.
Though the second time it basically said that everything 4% and down is kind of doubtful.
There was some consistencies between the two for the low end stuff and I want to say some paper records that seemed to back some of it up so there’s that.
But before I did it remember reading about what guy talking about his results saying that he did it three times and got something different each time, black in one, but not in the other two, native in one but not in the other two, slightly different admixture’s and groups of whites all three times but mostly consistent.
This was from years ago though so not sure how much it applies to the current level of technology, the guy I mean. Mine was within the last couple years.
Mine came out Germanic Scandinavian as the big kahuna the first time, second time it was competitive with British, though considering Brit-DNA is half anglo-saxon (Dane, Belgium and something else) that still effectively pumps up the other side by a substantial amount.
That and all the categories were in ranges; so they could be more or less than what they say, possibly a lot more, possibly a lot less.
My advice; any tests you want backed up with records and really maybe wait a few years because it’s still in the infancy stages of the technology in all honesty.
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Trump Jerusalem announcement today. Why?
Flynn was advocating for Israel as per order from (((Jared))). Yet the Jew still kills him.
Israel and Orthodox Jews love Trump.
Secular American Jews seem to legitimately advocate against Israel with sympathy for Palestinians.
What is going on?
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Who knows? Jerusalem is solidly in my “don’t give a f— about and never will” pile.
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Dude, the extent of the jews’ control of the world and WHETHER THERE ARE ANY INNOCENT JEWS is the most important question in the world right now.
Are the truly religious Orthodox Jews innocent , or are they leading the Jewish antiwhite war effort?
Are the communist (((professors))) poisoning our children not “real Jews”?
I’m trying to figure out what is truth and what would be justice.
The bizarre opposite reactions of some Jews re: Trump, (((Ivanka)))-(((Jared))), Israel, New York real estate, the rabidly insane (((MSM))) , (((Hollywood))) , and obvious antiwhite man propaganda every second of every day, everywhere you look, etc — everything right now is downright weird.
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Does a rat “secular” piece of trash Harvey Weinstein report to or take orders from Israel? Does he even think of himself as a Jew? Or are the truly terrible Hollywood secular Jews just children of the devil—a different type of creature?
I recently had an Orthodox Jew (real deal totally observant) essentially apologize for the behavior of not only Weinstein Hollywood but also the anti-Trump MSM. He kind of knows I am WN and woke. He basically told me that all of the “secular” jews making everyone think that hitler was right are “not real jews.”
Now, this guy walks the walk, actually adhering to all of the weird customs like fasting etc. Guys like Weinstein don’t.
This Orthodox Jew is a true believer. He told me that if the goyim knew God’s true plan, then there would be one goy at all times on each side of every Jew, helping the Jew be an observant Jew, because only when the jews start behaving will God save the world.
Like we goyim need to root for the jews to assume their proper role. But admitting that right now many Jews are sinners.
Bizarre convo for sure.
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In short, everything trump does and the reactions of Israel, the (((MSM))), etc are highly relevant to our quest, as white men, to find truth.
It’s not about “Jerusalem doesn’t affect me so I don’t care.”
That’s female solipsism right there! Are you a woman?
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“That’s female solipsism right there! Are you a woman?”
Uh, okay, that was weird.
I’ll repeat: whatever sect of perverts fight over some stupid city in the Asshole of the World does not matter to me.
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I’m with vfm on that one… the way I figger, it may be a good sign that Trump is willing to give the muzzies an in-yer-face like that… the rest of the world seems to be kissing BOTH muzzie and jew backsides.
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Actually, this is a sop to the Evangelicals, many of whom are “land of Israel” fetishists. Trump wants to shore up their support ahead of the sex allegations he knows are coming.
Even the neocons don’t really want this, at least not right now. The Sunni Arab Middle East is moving our way: Sisi in Egypt, Abdullah in Jordan, even the new kid in Saudi- all marginalizing the Wahabi/Salafists. Moving the embassy makes that job unnecessarily harder.
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I took a DNA test with 23nME and my parents with Ancestry. It matched pretty well with what our family history indicated. Although there was a little discrepancy with the N. African, I am satisfied with the accuracy of the results. It is a new technology.
I understand the danger, btw, but I knew I had to take it because I needed to know my heritage since (full disclosure) I’m hispanic. It confirmed what I already knew. There is no question in my mind that when the trains come, I’m going to be on it with you guys. “But I’m hispanic!” and “But the one drop rule!” isn’t going to save me.
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I expect that the minority of right-wing Hispanics will be spared, especially since, judging from the white population, they’ll typically have the better genetic material, with higher IQs and lower obesity.
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Well, there WAS that Moops thing throughout N. Africa, Iberian Peninsula, and S. Italy, back in the day.
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Well, what I meant was that it was a little lower than I expected, because I have some Canary Islander ancestry. Ancestry picked it up with my parents, but 23andME did not, giving me a mere 0.2%.
Everything else was on point, even if the labels were different. For what it’s worth, most of the complaints I’ve read are about Ancestry and not 23. It could be that Ancestry smudges its results more than 23andMe. That may be what happened here (23andme certainly made me less exotic).
Just my .02, since this is actually a topic I’m familiar with.
Oh, and by trains I meant leftists. I read the book written about the Zebra Killings and anyone with Caucasian features, and lighter that a paper bag was considered a target.
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i’m a n african ayrab
could be worse
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Been saying this for years. I don’t trust them not to sidepass my info to the man. As much as I want to know…
And the whole thing is a hoax. DNA can run the whole gamut. Your parents could be French and Chinese respectively but it depends on what genes you get from each that get used and counted, showing up as 60% French and 40% Chinese and <1 African for shits and giggles. The only certain thing is hard research, and even that can be incorrect, but there's nothing better short of a time machine
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Man, I’ve wanted to get a DNA test done. I don’t know anyone in my family besides my mom, and don’t really know anything about my background with now way to know other than a DNA test. Guess I’ll never know.
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The ‘source’ is anonymous and it’s on Cracked, a dying joke website. You got played.
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