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The Pumpkin Theory Of Female Choosiness

January 7, 2018 by CH

Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.

Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.

Corrective: A Great Patriarchal Pumpkin rising from the pumpkin thatch.

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  1. on January 7, 2018 at 11:08 pm fightersword

    Love it, but youre about three months late on this one heartiste.

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  2. on January 7, 2018 at 11:08 pm Diversity Is Good

    2 pictures refuting 10,000 feminazi words with lol. What more do you want?

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    • on January 7, 2018 at 11:43 pm Captain Obvious

      “What more do you want?”

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      • on January 7, 2018 at 11:45 pm Captain Obvious

        BTW, if Audacious Epigone’s numbers are correct, then the sad rotting pumpkins are unbreeding themselves right out of existence.

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      • on January 7, 2018 at 11:45 pm Captain Obvious

        Younger Hotter Tighter Tradcon Pumpkins FTW.

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  3. on January 7, 2018 at 11:20 pm The Pumpkin Theory Of Female Choosiness | @the_arv

    […] The Pumpkin Theory Of Female Choosiness […]

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  4. on January 7, 2018 at 11:57 pm daysofgame.com

    >> Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.

    ^ The “virgin”

    >> Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.

    ^ The “vampire”

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  5. on January 8, 2018 at 1:04 am skorzecin150

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    • on January 8, 2018 at 6:28 am Feral Sigma

      R.I.P. Barry.

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  6. on January 8, 2018 at 1:05 am Jaded Jurist

    Showed this to my wife and she howled.

    She also had jolly good rogering a couple of hours ago.

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    • on January 8, 2018 at 1:12 am The Judge

      Did she squirt? Tell us about your wife getting fucked

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      • on January 8, 2018 at 9:26 am Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh… Proverbs 16:18, right on cue.

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      • on January 8, 2018 at 12:04 pm Jaded Jurist

        Judgie, we talk about grownup topics here, like grownups. Do try following the proprietor’s example.

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      • on January 8, 2018 at 6:26 pm Lichthof

        She is a daily squirter ….with me anyway

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  7. on January 8, 2018 at 4:08 am gunslingergregi

    omfg

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  8. on January 8, 2018 at 5:29 am racerxx

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    • on January 8, 2018 at 2:41 pm Leukos

      You guys have gotta try the cold chai.

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  9. on January 8, 2018 at 6:51 am meistergedanken

    Unfortunately, sad rotting pumpkin has real freedom of choice only if all the nice guys get deprived of THEIRS. And that’s the true impetus powering feminism these days.

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    • on January 8, 2018 at 3:09 pm trav777

      nah; these women have dogs. MGTOW is men’s response to rotten pumpkin and dogs.

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  10. on January 8, 2018 at 11:35 pm Democritus

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    This blog. You might have to jump off the CH train every-so-often to T. C. of B.; but no matter how much work you do, you still end up riding the Château Express back home sooner or later.

    It’s a blog for all seasons.

    Literally.

    Happy Fresh Pumpkin…and Sad Rotting Pumpkin! – damn it, CH, it’s going to take a few DAYS to stop laughing over that one.

    But the God of Biomechanics laughs on…

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  11. on January 10, 2018 at 12:02 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

    She can bring home the bacon, and burn it while talking on the phone. She can put off children, until her ovaries are coughing up stones.
    Cause she beez crazy. O B – G Y N !

    Little girls dream of Barbie Mansions. Teens dream of hair and makeup. Young women dream of fulfilling careers. They all want a Prince in America, a country that kicked Royalty to the Curb with GUNS.

    WHY ARE WE LETTING THEM VOTE?

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