January 14, 2018 by CH
In the interest of precision, we need a shithole ranking system. Classification helps us think more clearly on questions such as, “From which shitholes should the US absolutely NEVER take any shitholies?”.
In ascending order of shitholery:
Shitburb – Banlieues of Paris
Shitpit – Detroit
Shithouse – El Salvador
Shithole – Haiti
Shitabyss – Somalia
Illimitable Shitvoid of Desolation – Liberia
Wew after reading that my mind is already wonderfully focused!
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Shitholes; populated by Shitstains.
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Populated by street-shitters.
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Populated by shitskinned, shitstained, street-shitters.
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What came first; the shitstain or the shithole?
It’s kind of a trick question.
Shitstains produce/create shitholes which in turn both attract and create more shitstains which in turn create a bigger, shittier shithole.
Thus we have a perpetual positive feedback loop of shitstain – shithole until you have entire countries that are shitholes filled to the brim with shitstains.
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….and that is how Turd World countries are formed.
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I dunno CH, it’s like saying what’s your favorite color of turd.
A turd’s a turd.
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Have any of the f****** who are reeeeing about this ever actually been to a 3rd world country?
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Yes
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Every bleeding heart virtue signalling White Liberal who is “offended” by Trump’s (supposed) statement about migrants from sh*thole countries has to ask themselves this question: who would you rather have move into your neighborhood: a block full of Haitians or a block full of Norwegians? If you say Norwegians you are a racist. If you say Haitians you are a liar. Which is it?
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Nice! Uses the dual choice dilemma that nukes narcissist brains to great effect.
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First question in their minds is “Where the hell is Norwegia?”
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Trump’s sh!thole statement was a 180 on the old ‘Emperor Has No Clothes’ trope. Instead of a young child..it was the God Emperor himself who finally said what was obvious.
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That’s a pretty good analogy. +1
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They want a block full of Norwegian neighbors, and one well behaved token Haitian to prove they aren’t racist.
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Jew media reaction to this is starting to turn into an NFL own goal moment. People love the fact trump said it. Trump has yet to lose a culture war battle. I don’t think this will be an L either.
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Reinvigorates the base and makes normies reflect on whether to again do what they did last time: vote Trump and tell people they voted for the other guy.
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It’s like the concurrent Hologrope goatfuck, all those old women (except La Reine Catherine) trying to reposition themselves in the public’s eyeline.
Blowback when the pissyhatters started predictably shrieking about elite white male priblig and all that made-up shit.
The (((Special Ones))) piled on gleefully at first. “Haha stupid goy, our schmartybranes plan is working beautifully as always!”
Then even the dimmest bluehairs started Noticing. And the eskimos too.
“Oh shit, (((we))) are the Elite/1%-ers/peoplefarmers! Oy vey shut it down already. Or at least try and spread the shit around onto )))everybody else(((“
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CNN gave trump good press when he recognised Jersualem as the capital of Mordor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwyJ6Wx5lKU&t=3s
10 minutes in, Tapper defends Trump. Has to be seen to be believed. Just goes to show you the media is a foreign body.
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I am actually not too worried by this. I think has bigger fish to fry and he is frying them.
He has done a lot of good stuff this last year.
Rolling back the plan for HUD to bus an equal amount of every color of shit into every white suburb. That was very important. That would have been the end. All of those young teen girls forced into association with all of those coons and similar dirt. Pure evil.
Stick a thumb in the globalists’ (all-seeing) eyes by withdrawing from the Paris climate agreement. That was important. He has defended a few very evil plans (sorry, can’ remember off the top of my head)
BIt by bit he has done a lot of good things. I am surprised. And he seems to be breaking the spirit of the media. They threw everything they had and he withstood it all. Now they are starting to look like the tantrum throwing kid who has finally cried himself all the way out and realizes it won’t get him what he wants.
Seven more years is kind of hard to imagine. Especially now that he seems to be really understanding how the game is played. Seven more years like this – chip, chip, chip – and there will be nothing left of them.
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defended = defunded
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100% agree. In terms of legislation I don’t expect him to get anything done. But if he wins the culture wars thats a great result.
If I had to predict I’d say the democrat party might not be around as we know it in 7 years either.
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CNN was removed from Israeli cable providers because of the public backlash against their fake news regarding Israel during the second Intifada. It is hard for me to believe they supported this move, most of the MSM was against it saying it will lead to violence which of course never happened.
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All we have to do to stop turning this country into a shithole is stop letting shitskins in.
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We need a bit more than that. We also need to remove the 40 million or so shitskins in the country illegally.
A while back I saw an Amren video of Peter Brimelow giving trump and “report card” (I think on his first 100 days). He gave him an ‘A’ basically for the sole reason that he wasn’t Hillary Clinton.
I give trump a C+ so far. Yes he triggers and pisses off liberals which is great, but he is way behind on deportations. Even according to (((NPR))) there are 12 million illegals in the country. I think trump has deported something like 80,000 of them so far. That isn’t going to cut it.
He needs to deport 4 MILLION per year to catch up by the end of his term, and probably a lot more than that because the 12 million is way low.
If he doesn’t deport them they will become citizens or their kids will. He has allowed himself to get caught up in all the normal political bullshit and seems to have lost focus.
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More than that. We need to expel all the shitskins here legally too.
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That would be an A+.
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“Trump be wacist and sheet! We is kangs!”
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Shithole:
https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1207/1279595496_c0f80640df_z.jpg?zz=1
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^^^NOT!!! (except to (((them))) and darkies). Jews hate places like this, because it RAMS home that they are not God’s chosen people, or even anything really special.
Now, this is an actual shithole:
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Any yet , Johnny, one step ahead of your dot streetshitter who wouldn’t even use a trash can.
Even our streetshitters are better than theirs.
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Never pass up an opportunity to use the word “Shitholiness”.
Henceforth, this list shall be called the CH Standard Scale of Shitholiness.
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A scale standard will lend itself to a lot of shitholier than thou posturing, amirite?
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see building the wall has other benefits like being able to do a big scale project although I think already 700 miles were built and no one even made a big deal about it
just read the germans had trouble building drones for fucks sake jeez man no wonder they got punished
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I think the very worst places I’ve known, Colon, Panama(looked like it had been through a war..but no war). The fish market in Barranquilla Colombia was so bad me and my friend finally had to stop and leave.
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maybe ya have to have been in a real war zone to appreciate it
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no war cannot look like warzone unless black stains on ground from explosions and holes covering houses
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Indonesia nasi goring spots washing dishes on the fucking sidewalk still didn’t look like a warzone to me he he he
but yea prob shithole area lol I thought it was cool for some reason though like true freedom to open a business and do it however ya can and yea I ate their and didn’t give a fuck and no I didn’t get sick
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my dads fucking food trailer got closed down but we had real sliced sirloin sandwiches and veal ptarmigan sandwiches and real handmade sausage sandwiches by local place. Go to a fair and show me a real sirloin sandwich anywhere in states that ain’t a burger that is processed and i’ll be impressed.
our food was the best but got closed down over little bullshit technicality and my dad to honest to pay people off. if he was in indo with that same shit never got closed down and would still be awesome food to eat but yea life what the fuck you gonna do.
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what ya gonna do well I’m gonna move so my fam don’t get fucked with like that
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I go state fair for ohio no real sirloin sandwich they got a frozen fucking patty out of a box that tastes like shit
I wanted to sue cause it said steak sandwich its fucking disgusting that mass production is everywhere
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and its the same shit everywhere calling it the wrong name
some lights in the darkness but not many
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used to chop 50 pound bags onions and peppers till I broke the metal handle off chopper I’m hell on metal equipment for breakage lolzolzolzolzolzolzzzzz
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some dude ate 7 of em in one day they were that fucking good
and he liked my sis ok was trying to impress her he he he
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shit was cast iron lol
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COLON, Panama?!? R U kidding me?
I looked it up; you’re not kidding me.
I nominate Colon, Panama, as the official Capitol of Shitholistan. Unless there’s a town somewhere called Fecès.
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Shitshack-any structure in a shithole, or small country that doesn’t have the land mass to qualify as a shithole.
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This issue has become wonderfully divisive, an effective separator of shítlib and shítlord. A new shítboleth for the times.
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Credit were due, that was a good one.
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my bro said check numbers eu has the highest purchasing power and biggest single market
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he said right now Nazis are on the rise and I know first hand what they brought 70 years ago in europe
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Shitholes:
– Haiti
– Liberia
– Bangladesh
– India
– Ethiopia
– Somalia
– Sudan
– Afghanistan
– Pakistan
– Sierra Leone
Etc, etc, etc……There are so many, it’s tragic. And those places are not going to get any better if the west keeps on taking their “best” people. Let them stay in their nations, while we develop ours, so that we can sell them technology to help them gradually improve themselves. If they can do it at all.
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It’s probably easier to list the places that aren’t shitholes.
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Very true.
The only country I can think of that perhaps comes close to having a perfect human society, if such a thing can be achieved, is Japan. Everyone else is on a spectrum, between excellent to total sheat.
Total sheat are those I mentioned above, plus others. Somewhere in between would be places like Brazil, Argentina, and Mexico. On the excellent scale would be most of western Europe, and Canada.
The US stands on it’s own. It has places that are as perfect as it gets, and others that are absolute shitholes, albeit not a scale comparable to Haiti, or Bangladesh. US has the potential to be the best of the best at everything, but it needs a change in mindset to get there.
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Japan isn’t perfect, for example it has a total ban on all privately owned firearms (same as Korea). This is more likely due to world war 2 history than deliberate tyranny or lib-gun hating.
Taiwan, ironically has fairly lenient gun laws. Maybe if commies didn’t take over China, it might have been a massive gun loving utopia?
One thing I appreciate Japan for is anime and game export, without it, our kids would be watching far more ((Disney channel)). Seriously one day I flipped to the Disney Channel, I saw a kids show where a pretty blonde haired girl dating some ugly dindu, this is the crap they feed to children. More anime = less Disney crap.
Ironic perhaps, that Europeans, who invited the concept of constitution, civil and citizen rights, and the rtkba are the ones importing the entirely of the third world.
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I love guns more than anybody but I would happily trade my freedom to own firearms in exchange for a nation without niggers.
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Privately owned firearms are banned in Taiwan. Even cops can’t carry off-duty.
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My mistake, so it looks to me the most of Asia has a virtual ban on all firearms, including Singapore.
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Western Civ (ideal=Switzerland), Japan, Singapore (tiny), Hong Kong (tiny), South Korea. All other countries are 3rd-world shitholes.
What we have is so rare, it is almost a miracle, and worth defending at all costs, for if it disappears, the world may never see it again.
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Russia, former soviet bloc, central Asia, and China would likely be first world if it wasn’t for the ((communists)). Then the first world would have been the majority.
Look at all the gifts that the left have brought us, poverty, crime, hate, gun control, censorship.
The more I look at Islam, the more I like, anti-((bankers)), a proper criminal punishment system, patriarchal, pro-gun, anti-degeneracy, pro-self defense anti-communist and lot’s of children. This pretty describes the christian west until a few years ago.
We need to eradicate communism once and for all, With the plague they brought, I would go for a hardcore christian theocracy at this point (the knights Templar kind, not the cuck-Christians in the modern day).
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Pink Floyd said it best in their prophetic song about 21st century London:
“We’re just two lost souls living in a shithole,
Year after year,
Yeah I wish shit weren’t here.”
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oh shit lol
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Any parodies out there? I figured someone would have done “Welcome To The Shithole” ala GnR by now.
If I was musically inclined I’d do a cover of Johnny Rebel’s classic “C00ntown” as “Sh!thole” with almost the exact same lyrics.
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“Welcome to the shithole, baby. We’re going to flush you dooooooown!”
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Surprised no one has referenced this yet, or better yet, given it the photoshop treatment like some of the other videos we’ve guffawed over:
Durbin: If you want to
give away the best gladiatorsscare away the less desirable immigrants in the whole of the empire, I want double the rates from Haiti..Trump: You will get
your contractNorwegian rates or you will get your DACA contract cancelled. If you don’t like it, then you… and your Third Worlders… can crawl back down that shit hole that you all came from.LikeLike
Can’t wait until Trump calls out to the Boy Scout National Jamboree to do their part to Make America Shit-Free Again, to raucous cheers.
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America would be so much better off if the civil rights movement followed Malcolm X and not MLK.
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Malcolm X wildly overestimated black people’s ability to maintain civilization but he ardently opposed forced integration and advocated for a separate black ethnostate and relocation of american blacks back to Africa. He should have a holiday named after him, not the uncle tom communist plagarizer king.
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If the last 50 years of American history has proved anything it was that MLK was completely full of shit.
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El Salvador is actually pretty nice in most ways, if you ignore crime and sky-high murder rate. Gorgeous beaches though with great surfing, and San Salvador is modern and clean (reminds me a lot of the nicer parts of LA). Pretty friendly locals and good-looking women too.
Don’t think that I’m some PC guy who is willing to call any third world country nice either. I currently live in a country that borders El Sal and yeah, shithole pretty much.
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“Compared to my shithole, El Salvador is barely shit at all!”
Must be wonderful, then.
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It is actually! The actual shithole where I live is statistically more dangerous than El Salvador and I’ve still never had any trouble. Not drinking and using common sense will keep you safe in most places in the world, even the most violent shitholes. As a white man with money and a working knowledge of Spanish in these countries you can live like…if not a king, at least a feudal lord. Wish my job were in El Sal with the volcanoes and good surfing and not here in this wasteland.
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How much difference between the countries is attributable to cultural/racial variables, vs, say, the politicians running the place at any given moment, or even something else such as those volcanoes and surf?
Are the peoples really all so different that they need their own countries, or is it just a case of local juntas enjoying their reigns too much to let go?
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Somalia has beautiful beaches too. Oman is almost all beach.
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In White hands, devoid of the negroids, Africa would be a freakin’ Paradise. And the animals would be protected in most areas, and far better off.
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SA used to be a paradise. But then they stupidly decided to free the animals.
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The raw talent of the individual white man to conduct mind war against the forces of anti-white (S)upremacy is simply unrivaled and with the viral effects of the internet, unbeatable.
All that is missing is the jive mind.
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The mostly White liberal cities (shitlibopolises) are not shitholes, but they certainly are turdburgs.
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[…] UPDATE 1635E 16JAN2018: Chateau Heartiste offers its advice on Classifying Shitholes. […]
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http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-jackson-california-poverty-20180114-story.html
title of article
Why is liberal California the poverty capital of America?
Because it’s a shi+h0le
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Shitzistan for all the various stand out there.
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Apropos little but shit…
I tool around with the online “permaculturalist” community…. if you’re unfamiliar think “less paranoid prepper” – a bunch of white guys that play with & develop really simple solutions for sustainable closed-end systems…
One open source project I did in my backyard for fun was casting a rocket stove with perlite & concrete in a 5-gallon bucket…. literally any jungle dweller with mud and a bucket could create one, the premise is you feed small diameter wood into a hole at the bottom, and as it burns, it sucks more air in, while the flame rising up the flu gets even hotter…. build it right even the smoke burns…. I can boil a gallon of water in >20 min with a single fence slat…
But here’s the funny thing to me: all this “tech” is open source and low budget. Any nog with a smartphone or interwebs cafe access (and yeah, there’s plenty of them) who was sick of living in rivers of his own filth could build 2 or 3 BASIC toilets (we are talking worms in a bucket here folks!) But do they?
Is there any movement afoot in aFreaka run by the local descendents of kangz to address these issues and teach people how to make and use a toilet or a clean burning stove??? You’d think it would be they who work on these projects, not middle aged white Californians who don’t (yet) need to go off grid… nah man, its a bunch of white assholes like me without cable doing this shit for fun.
So yeah, they are shitholes… the locals are too content and lazy for it to be otherwise. There’s no fixing it, only leaving it… and that’s where they should stay – in their shitholes!
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