• Home
  • Diversity + Proximity = War: The Reference List
  • Shit Cuckservatives Say
  • The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
  • Alpha Assessment Submissions
  • Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions
  • Dating Market Value Test For Men
  • Dating Market Value Test For Women
  • About

Chateau Heartiste

Feeds:
Posts
Comments
« Your Daily Sad
When The Strip Club Experience Stops Being Sexy »

The Scent Of Ripe Sex

January 17, 2018 by CH

A male friend a few years older than me once took me to a high end strip club. It was my first time at a house of ill repute, and I was underage (but of age in the way that mattered). He knew one of the club’s employees and arranged a deal to sneak me in with him through an alleyway entrance.

I’ll never forget the sounds, sights, and….smell….of that experience. They linger today. Blood red light, thrashing heavy metal, and riotous naked pussy assaulted me. I popped a stiffy before we had taken our seats at a table in the back, to my relief cloaked in cranny dimness.

I had by then notched some innocent quality time with Real World girls, but never had exposure to raw, unbridled female sexuality until that field trip with a buddy I would go on to admire for many years afterward as my chaperone to a parallel pooniverse told in tales of thigh adventure.

I remember my friend had informed me the strippers were “just north of jailbait”. Which meant all the girls were older than me, by a few years. We gawked for a while — rather, I gawked, he pretended to soak it in like a seasoned viewer — and then he slipped a twenty in my hand.

“Should I get change?”

“No, that’s for the lap dance you’re getting.”

He motioned to an unearthly beauty with jet black hair framing cum-white skin. She glided over to us on a cloud of estrogen. Her body was perfection to match her face. Slender hourglass figure, levitating tits, and a pert ass. I guessed she was 18 years old. And a hard 10. They exist.

She and my friend exchanged some words, then she smiled at me, performed a lissome posterior chain maneuver that drew her face and body nearer mine, and her hands pried open my legs. Standing in my manspread zone, she unbuttoned her leather miniskirt. It shimmied unceremoniously to the ground (very smooth, I thought to myself), revealing black panty and….was I seeing right?….a rolling hillock of peekaboo vulva adorned with villous springtime fluff. She lifted the elastic on one side of her panty and pulled my moneyed hand toward the pleasure portal; I slipped the twenty in and made sure the second knuckle of my middle finger got some before she closed the gate.

She was unusually practiced at her art for a girl who shouldn’t have been at this line of work for longer than a year. Gracefully and with a patina of eagerness that I had hoped was sincere, she crossed my southern border and gyrated and twisted and grazed and rubbed and pressed and ground……but the sensation that would grab my hindbrain by the reins and steer it to a catatonia I have found hard to replicate in the time since was the sensation that entered through my nose.

Her aroma. It emanated most powerfully from a moist place, a fog bank, a source of life, and more subtly from every square inch of her body. It was the Engineer’s goo if the goo was pink and smelt of a thousand roses and the richest peat. That scent…I can recall it in an instant, and still it stuns me. Later, reflecting on it in the wisdom of my adulthood, I would realize it was the scent of ripe sex. Of a woman in her fertile prime whose sole purpose in this world was to be inseminated by a warrior poet and birth the next generation. Her natural perfume wasn’t of the material world; it was a divinely endowed advertisement that she was laden with a full basket of the freshest eggs.

I would likewise realize that no matter how many women one has bedded, loved, lost, or loved again, there will be nothing that comes later which can precisely capture the stupefaction and delight of that first sniff of a hard 10’s maximally fecund fragrance. It’s like a first love; you’ll love again, but occasionally your heartthoughts will drift to that sun-dappled sweet sixteen siren, a memory unblemished by life’s inevitable compromises.

There have been moments since when I’ve caught whiff of a similar scent, and I remembered it fondly — as one would the surprising intrusion of an odor that recalled grandma’s kitchen — and every association would come flooding back, filling empty neural nooks with lust. But you can’t go all the way back. The past is unsullied precisely because it exists in a magnified amber constructed of sensation, newness, and promise. Pussy #30, however sweet-smelling, can’t hit with the limbic force of Pussy #1. No shame in that ladies, just don’t expect the same invulnerable adoration from a man when you’re his Thirtieth Act.

***

I had met a girl a couple months after that trip to the strip club, and I was so relaxed around her she mentioned it to me with a hint of annoyance. “Are you always like this with girls? So…calm?”, she had suspiciously inquired. No, I had replied, hoping to allay her, only with you, because you’re easy to talk to.

Lie. I was relaxed because I had smelled the scent of God, and the girl sitting with me was an aromatic mortal in comparison.

Share this:

  • Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related

Posted in The Pleasure Principle | 118 Comments

118 Responses

  1. on January 17, 2018 at 7:41 am Danny

    Amen.

    I worked as a DJ in a strip club and I can say one thing: truer words were never spoken than in this post.

    LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on January 17, 2018 at 8:25 am jvo17

      Ooh, but I still smell her.

      Al Pacino’s character, in Scent of a Woman

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:08 am Captain Obvious

        BIOLOGICAL CALVINISM: The Nose Knows.

        Your sense of smell evolved to recognize every manner of character trait & personality flaw & spirituality & outright Evil in a chick.

        Always trust your Nose.

        The Nose Knows.

        LikeLiked by 2 people


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:12 am Captain Obvious

        OTOH, the bad news is that a chick’s Hamster can sniff the stench of “Beta” on a guy at levels ten to a hundred times more discriminating than we can smell “filthy cheating Ho” on a chick.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:47 am LeShitlourde

        Smell is one of the most under-emphasized senses.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 12:26 pm Captain Obvious

        I’ve been trying to emphasize smell since forever.

        If a chick smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.

        If a business meeting smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.

        If you’re in healthcare, and a patient smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.

        If your car/oven/furnace/air-conditioner/microwave/tractor smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.

        The Nose Knows.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:53 pm vfm#7634

        Right. thecunt and osambo are known for having flies land on their faces.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:55 pm vfm#7634

        Also, I’d swear that women put out a scent when they’re attracted to you.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 7:44 pm Alex the Goon

        If the oven … smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.
        The Nose Knows.

        Irrefutable proof the six million were never ovened.

        LikeLike


  2. on January 17, 2018 at 7:50 am The Scent Of Ripe Sex | @the_arv

    […] The Scent Of Ripe Sex […]

    LikeLike


  3. on January 17, 2018 at 8:03 am Gumbydammit

    I was 15. She was 16. She’d shower and scent before I arrived.

    To this day, 30 years later, I remember those scents- her shampoo, her perfume, and, once things got going, her–

    You’re correct- some memories never fade, and the scent of a healthy, prime female…It’s pure limbic Arrakis Spice.

    (It was Calvin Klein Obsession for women.to this day, that is a trigger.)

    LikeLike


  4. on January 17, 2018 at 8:05 am strongwhitecock

    Agreed. I met my wife in the strip club she worked at, 20years old to my 32, great body, ripe sexuality. She has a certain perfume she used when she danced, and when she wears it again, it takes be back under the darkness of the club, subtle strobe lights dancing on the stage, Nickelback’s S.E.X. playing (one of the few good songs from them, perfect for this atmosphere), her body swaying to the beat in a mesmerizing manner, and I the lion on the hunt. The strip club is a sexual jungle; most men are the prey and the strippers the predators. Not that day.

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 2:38 pm ace

      weakwhitecuck

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 4:39 pm strongwhitecock

        Jealoud soyboy

        LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 7:37 am ace

        on January 17, 2018 at 4:39 pmstrongwhitecock

        Sir, you wived up a stripper….hold this L. You’re in no position to call anyone anything.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 5:04 pm Jay in DC

      You… married a stripper… ??? And you freely admit that. Do you know how many guys hands were up in that snatch before you put a ring on it?

      Do you compute your wife opened her pussy for money sort of like a prostitute or pornstar?

      Do you think women of that constitution and persuasion are -ever- loyal to one man. Do you by chance know where your wife is at this very moment? I hope so, for your sake.

      There are many things I would do and have done that would be deemed questionable. ‘Marry a Stripper’ is not in the lineup, and for that at least, I’m grateful.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 17, 2018 at 7:16 pm strongwhitecock

        I sure as shit admit to it, but let me put into context so you’ll see the scope.

        This girl wasn’t some washed up, post wall skank with 2 kids looking for a provider. She was freshly 20, firm bodied, thin, fertile, easily a 9. We became friends but she had a boyfriend and she was fiercely loyal to him, which was funny because he was such a goofy looking nice guy. Still she adored him. But he broke up with her because he wasn’t sure what he wanted in his life, so I made my move.

        (Side note she worked at a topless only bar, if it were a full nude bar I probably wouldn’t have hit it). It was actually 10 days after our first date before we finally fucked. And I fucked her brains out. I won’t bore you with details but in the following week some words were said, a bet was made, and after fucking again, the girl proposed to me.

        Now here’s the thing, I was not interested in marriage. I was 32, still looked mid-20’s, alpha, ripped, and playing the field. I was hopping from young girl to young girl. The one before her was 19 and really pretty. So why spoil all that fun and risk all the shit of marriage on this potential thot and future ex?

        Because this girl was not a thot yet. She was well on the way, but she still had a lot of innocence in her. You could see it in her eyes. I’ve seen a lot of thots, a lot of thousand cock stares, a lot of bitterness in bitches. This girl didn’t have it yet. She still had that wide eyed, almost childish nature. The thing she wanted most in life was to be a wife and mom. That is literally what she wanted most.

        Young, fertile, HOT, fiercely loyal, wants to be a wife and a mother, and very sexual. So I said fuckit, I’ll inadvertently become a white knight by rescuing this girl who was just above ground floor but not a full blown thot from continuing down the darkness. So where was she tonight? Making dinner and now taking our child (who looks more like me than her) to bed.

        And after I post this, I’m going to fuck her brains out again.

        LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 3:17 pm Jay in DC

        Better… the context helps tremendously. I’ll give you a pass for this one since the “rescue the stripper” story is pretty much part and parcel for every strip club on planet earth. But in your case, it sounds like you actually -did- do this successfully unlike the other 99% of chumps that try that route.

        LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 7:23 pm The Judge

      No one is talking about perfume, you cuck

      LikeLike


    • on January 18, 2018 at 12:42 am skorzecin150

      How many kids do you have now?

      LikeLiked by 1 person


  5. on January 17, 2018 at 8:06 am Pornalone

    Hmm, isnt this traditional pussy pedestalization that the chateau wouldnt normally endorse?

    [CH: new commenter who starts off with the faggoty “hmm” snarkcue. so you’re either trolling, a butthurt white knight, or have no clue what pussy pedestalization means. Mendo answered you below, but i’ll add this: pussy pedestalization isn’t about suppressing your normal male desire — if you did that, you’d be a fag or a eunuch — it’s about appeasing women in the hopes they’ll throw you a pity fuck. this is not at all the same thing as enjoying a hot young stripper’s sexscent. if anything, the world’s pussy pedestal crushing womanizers are often also the world’s most discerning aficionados of the female form. think about why that is before commenting here again.]

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 8:14 am strongwhitecock

      We all pedestalized at one point in our lives. I would say he is sharing a fond memory from a more innocent time in his life. Before the dark times…before the Fempire.

      LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 8:53 am mendo

      No, not traditional pussy pedestalization. That would be hanging on her every word, doting on her like she’s royalty, doing anything she told you.

      This is pussy appreciation. And when the pussy’s that good, much like CH described, then you take it all in and reflect upon it, thankful for experience.

      LikeLiked by 8 people


      • on January 17, 2018 at 9:22 am Lucius Somesuch

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:03 pm Belle Igerent

        dat bom ass pussay!

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:44 pm JR

        Wow.

        On Sarah Miles, the actress in the clip, & Jones, the actor.

        Unknown to Christopher, he was drugged during his filming of Ryan’s Daughter by Sarah Miles, according to her first autobiography A Right Royal Bastard, which caused Christopher to believe he was having a breakdown. Jones also was involved in a car crash,[5] not knowing he had been drugged. The director and producers never informed him of the drugging. Later, Lean would dub his voice, causing a bad reputation for Jones (Beyond the Epic: The Life and Films of David Lean). This took a personal toll on Jones, who returned from Ireland to California after filming ended (staying for a time in his manager Rudy Altobelli’s guest house, the cottage behind the house where Tate had died), and abandoned his acting career.[6] H

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:45 pm SteveRogers42

        There is a school of thought that she also entranced former Florida State halfback Burt Reynolds into beating her business manager to death,

        LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 1:59 pm Sean Fielding

      The great men on pussy:

      CH: “The world’s pussy pedestal crushing womanizers are often also the world’s most discerning aficionados of the female form.”

      A. Huxley: “I’ve noticed that men who like women very much are the ones who express the greatest contempt for them.”

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 3:39 pm StevieThe_Realest

      Nah, this a legit question, CH. I mean,you did compare that pussy to scent of God.

      [CH: it’s not like i told her that. some thoughts you keep to yourself.]

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 18, 2018 at 2:37 am EH

      A bar table isn’t a pedestal:

      (Blonde HB 9.5+ table dance from 1960s Italian movie Milano Calibro 9 with music “Shakin’ all Over” by the Twiliters, (2:49). Great reaction shots of the suit-clad watchers (and a sniffer or two, e.g. @0:51))

      LikeLike


  6. on January 17, 2018 at 8:12 am strongwhitecock

    I hear a lot of guys (mostly beta level guys) say stuff things like, “Why would I go to be teased?” about why they would never go to a strip club. I tell you this, if you go to a strip club often, you will become MORE comfortable around women and more in tuned with Game, because strip clubs are all about the game. And when you leave, you’ll be able to deal with everyday women a lot easier, because you’ve seen the best, the hottest, the most sexual – what can the coffee girl at Starbucks do that will intimidate you now? Don’t go in as a rookie trying to impress them, they’ve seen it all, but talk to them like you would normal people and you will learn a great deal from strippers because they’re about as honest as women get. They use their sexuality to get money from men. That’s what it all used to be about, women used their youth and fertility, their sexuality, to get a man who would take care of them. It’s no wonder today’s careerist shrieks hate strippers and prostitutes, it robs those ugly feminists (redundant I know) of their power.

    LikeLiked by 3 people


    • on January 17, 2018 at 8:43 am Sentient

      Even better, have a stripper take you to her club…

      LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 10:27 am Ute67

      It’s also important to learn how to tell a stripper to piss off because whatever drivel she is talking about, whatever entitled expectation of lap dances & bottle service she asks for, whatever her peculiar BPD or other annoying malfunctions may be, she just isn’t that appealing to you & you’d like her to leave because you just don’t like her very much.

      Just north of jail bait is wonderful but rare. The aroma changes rapidly as she departs from that line. Just wait until she steals all your stuff & trashes your furniture when you let her into your own place.

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:53 pm Blastmaster

        She robbed us blind
        She took all we own
        And the boys blamed me for bringing her home

        LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 10:47 am bigjohn33

      I don’t care much for strip clubs. Once in a while it is fun but I wouldn’t want to go on a regular basis. I don’t like being solicited to buy lap dances and drinks for girls. It makes me uncomfortable. Also, especially when I was younger and poorer, I worked too damn hard for my money to spend $30 for a chick, even a really hot one, to grind on me for 6 minutes or whatever “2 songs” is and not get off. And yeah, I don’t really like being teased. $1 for a hot girl to put her naked boobs in my face? Deal!
      As to whether it helps with game, maybe. I could see how regularly being surrounded by a bunch of smoking hot naked chicks would desensitize you to female beauty and create an indifference women would find alluring like CH mentioned. The flip side is after a night at the strip club my first impulse upon seeing an attractive female in the real world is to offer her a dollar to see her pussy. Then of course you realize in the real world a dollar doesn’t get you shit so you don’t even bother hitting on her because you know it’ll probably be some long drawn out affair and you’ll have to flirt and shit, so you just ogle her without saying anything then go home and jerk off to porn and as you splooge into a kleenex you marvel at what a great value it is because there was no drink minimum, the lighting is good, it’s totally free and you don’t have to feel bad about not tipping or whatever.

      LikeLiked by 5 people


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:14 pm Belle Igerent

        don’t have to face a the classic bill for hundreds/thousands and Russian bouncers limbering up their knuckle dusters as the ‘get one for yourself’ drinks the stripper opted for involved opening fresh bottles of moet each time. Your jaw drops lower than her panties ever did as you realise how unscrupulous paragons of society like strippers and bouncers can be.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 17, 2018 at 4:02 pm bigjohn33

        Yeah, I would never open a tab at a strip club.

        LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 12:47 am skorzecin150

        LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 11:10 am Curt Mouser

      And Merchants sold them a false dream by preying on the hamsterizstion M jerk off to credentials

      LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 1:57 pm vfm#7634

      Young (i.e., hotter) strippers are ironically better because they think of it as a job and haven’t been consumed yet by The Darkness.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 17, 2018 at 4:56 pm strongwhitecock

        The owner at my wife’s club always said there were two kinds of strippers: girls going through a phase, and career girls. The girls going through a phase where the yarn, pretty, working their way through college type of girls. Most of them were and still dancing by 24. Older than that and they were usually washed up, druggie, single mom, or just plain didn’t know they were past their prime.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 4:57 pm strongwhitecock

        Done dancing by 24.*

        LikeLike


    • on January 18, 2018 at 8:13 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

      A very good point. It’s a way to get over yourself to a degree.

      LikeLike


  7. on January 17, 2018 at 8:14 am Jed Ekert

    In the meantime, the maul right is becoming more mainstream.

    From Huckabee: “Sen. Corey Booker just called. He feels real bad about way he treated DHS Director Nielson yesterday; he and T-Bone are coming over next week to ride unicorns, chase leprechauns, and read Sen. Dick Blumenthal’s bio of combat in Vietnam.”

    Sen. Corey Booker just called. He feels real bad about way he treated DHS Director Nielson yesterday; he and T-Bone are coming over next week to ride unicorns, chase leprechauns, and read Sen. Dick Blumenthal's bio of combat in Vietnam.

    — Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) January 17, 2018

    LikeLiked by 5 people


    • on January 17, 2018 at 10:16 am Captain Obvious

      Da Fuq?

      LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 2:53 pm greginaurora

      Who’s T-Bone?

      LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 6:34 am Roy

        Kunta Kinte Booker ‘wrote’ a book. In the book, he mentions a ‘friend’ named T-Bone — drug dealing nigger that he bails out of jail.

        Like Obama’s memoir’s mention of ‘girlfriends’, T-Bone was a figment of Kunta Kinte’s imagination.

        LikeLike


    • on January 18, 2018 at 5:19 am Ironsides

      To tell the truth, that statement is only quasi-comprehensible to me. Must be getting old.

      LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 6:34 am Roy

        Ironsides you gotta get with the pogrom man!

        LikeLike


  8. on January 17, 2018 at 8:22 am Anonymous

    “There have been moments since when I’ve caught whiff of a similar scent, and I remembered it fondly…”

    Spoken better than (((Proust))) with his madeleines!

    LikeLike


  9. on January 17, 2018 at 8:42 am Sentient

    LikeLike


  10. on January 17, 2018 at 8:53 am martin

    probably the most interesting thing about this is the footnote where a girl asked why he is so calm around women… do women expect men to be nervous and agitated? noted.

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 9:09 am strongwhitecock

      Yes. Especially if a girl knows herself to be higher value, they assume most guys are intimidated by them, which most average guys are nervous or intimidated, especially young guys.

      LikeLike


  11. on January 17, 2018 at 8:55 am Greg Eliot

    “Unlike all the other ladies, she seemed so young and sweet…”

    “EH EH..Tainted luuuuuv…”

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 11:34 am Suburban_elk

      “Don’t fall in love
      She’s a beauty
      a one in a million girls (one in a million girls) …

      LikeLiked by 1 person


  12. on January 17, 2018 at 8:55 am SW

    You should look her up
    I bet she’s still a stunner. Godesses get a pass, don’t hit the wall as soon/as bad as mere mortals
    My kingdom for a horse? FUck that, “My kingdom for great genes”

    LikeLike


  13. on January 17, 2018 at 9:11 am Damn Crackers

    Tom Robbins once described it as a “musty, mushroom smell.”

    LikeLike


  14. on January 17, 2018 at 9:16 am Augustus Tilton

    While I’ll warn my sons about spending too much at strip clubs, or Lord forbid it, falling too deeply for the dancers’ charms, I agree that a little time as a young man at one of those places can do wonders for his game.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  15. on January 17, 2018 at 9:20 am Augustus Tilton

    An aside, has anyone ever been to a strip club where Def Lepperd’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me” was NOT played? It’s like it was written for the purpose.

    LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on January 17, 2018 at 10:00 pm Vagina dominator

      What about AC DC doing “She’s got the Jack?”

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 18, 2018 at 6:35 am Roy

      You hear more rap at southern strip clubs like 2 Live Crew etc.

      LikeLike


  16. on January 17, 2018 at 9:29 am Omar

    Fuck man. You have a way with words don’t you. This shit hit me hard. You put into words that almost sad feeling of knowing that no matter what, experiencing pussy #1 will never again compare to another one. There is nothing like the concentrated pheromonal smell of a horny young girl, specially around 16-17. That shit puts you in the clouds.

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 2:01 pm Clydesdale

      Only the rare and true genius can craft such artistry as, “a parallel pooniverse told in tales of thigh adventure.”

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 2:49 pm greginaurora

      I say this knowing exactly what you mean: have children. The chase will eventually become tedious, boring even. Raising your children will invigorate your mind even more than maintaining tight game. The results, the immediate gains, surpass even the hottest of hotties in real experienced satisfaction.

      LikeLike


  17. on January 17, 2018 at 9:54 am Jed Ekert

    Good pic for spot the alpha:

    12. Take a look at this body language and tell me what you see… pic.twitter.com/jrVZKZwLX9

    — On The Right Side of History (@notjayfivekille) January 17, 2018

    LikeLiked by 2 people


  18. on January 17, 2018 at 10:02 am Tiberius

    The strip clubs around here are more circus than anything. We went to one on a friends birthday. The hottest one had only one arm. She dragged the birthday boy up on stage, ripped the elastic out of his underwear, took his belt, wound it tight around her stub and whooped his ass with it. I’ve never seen anything more surreal in my life. I do not get boners recalling this experience.

    LikeLiked by 5 people


    • on January 17, 2018 at 11:39 am Suburban_elk

      Grotesque and demeaning. Good story thx for sharing but i can “top” it.

      A high school chum, by a stripper at his bachelor party, had a butt plug stuck up his ass.

      To my knowledge he did not agree beforehand, to that being done to him. (and now it’s part of his permanent record)

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:04 pm Vagina dominator

        How could something like that be done against your will? Anyone ever wants to anally rape me (am I even saying that?) had better have some way around my nuclear-powered super-clench. Unimaginable.

        I always think the same about these prison rapes. How?

        LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 12:18 pm Scanman

      Jesuz.

      Imagery straight out of a Tom Waits song.

      LikeLike


  19. on January 17, 2018 at 10:37 am Captain Obvious

    GENERATION ZYKLON ALERT: Teen-aged Rec League basketball team in Ohio wears Alt-Right jerseys to Rec League basketball games. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/3623298/posts

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 17, 2018 at 10:38 am Captain Obvious

      “Wet Dream Team”

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:38 am Captain Obvious

        “Knee Grow”

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:38 am Captain Obvious

        “Coon”

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:40 am Captain Obvious

        Quick, somebody hit the “Donate” button, and purchase our brave young Generation Zyklon Warriors some gift subscriptions au Chateau.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 1:42 pm Jaded Jurist

        Grades 7-12? Those kids are having wet dreams regularly. It’s self – abasing humor, what’s wrong with that?

        And the names on the back are merely what they aspire to be, like good little goys.

        You’d think the libs would give them medals.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 10:10 pm Vagina dominator

        @ Jaded tourist?

        “Coon”? “Kneegrow”? You’re kidding me. Unless these are photo-shopped of course.

        I actually think that there are plenty of young white lads who have now a well-developed BQ (black awareness). Unlike their parents, they have daily exposure and few illusions. The Jews’ plans may very well be back-firing.

        There is a reason the MMA schools are full to bursting with young white men.
        I will post some video evidence of the effects of this trend very shortly. It is perfectly obvious in the way young white men fight nowadays.

        So are there woke young men across the nation? I am sure of it.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 18, 2018 at 10:16 am Jaded Jurist

        Yes, VD, I absolutely am kidding you. Twas my attempt at satire. ZOG media preach 24/7 to our kids a message of how cool Blacks are. Hence, the satirical argument goes, the kids should apire to blackness.

        LikeLike


  20. on January 17, 2018 at 10:48 am Renegade Kautsky

    I once dated a stripper. I was 47, she was 25. I didn’t know she was a stripper when we met. I couldn’t take my hands off her, and I don’t know if this was cause or effect of her being a stripper. The thing with strippers though (and I generalize because I heard similar things from other men) is that they see men as a resource to be exploited rather than a mate even outside their job, and they can’t help it. It’s professional, probably some kind of psychological defense mechanism that keeps them from depression in this very unnatural and damaging environment. Not just money, chores, emotional needs, advice on every possible subject, even sex (“I need you right now”). “What have you done for me lately?” I got tired of it and ditched her after a month or so. She tried very hard to get me to come see her dance at the strip club (which was a semi-underground VIP kind of joint in Moscow), for some reason I never understood it was important to her; I never did.

    LikeLike


  21. on January 17, 2018 at 10:49 am discocrotch

    Pure poetry

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  22. on January 17, 2018 at 10:50 am Robert What?

    Very poetic. Yes the first smell of clean, fresh, young pussy stays with you.

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 11:24 am FastEddie

      Sure. But you don’t marry the stripper.

      LikeLike


  23. on January 17, 2018 at 11:21 am bigjohn33

    I’ll never forget the first girl who let me play with her boobs and finger bang her. She gave me a bj. We were both 17. She was hot and it was a first for both of us. There was something magical about it. When I got off it was like my whole body was on fire. I’ve never been able to replicate that. Maybe I’m remembering it better than it was but I don’t think so.
    I think people who wait until marriage to fuck are trying to artificially manufacture that feeling but I doubt it works. Especially when they are in their 20s or even worse 30s. Unless a guy marries some beautiful 17 year old virgin he’s never gonna get that feeling. The smell is a big part of it.

    LikeLike


  24. on January 17, 2018 at 11:25 am RedPillOfHergest

    A friend showed me a video of 3 slender, nubile young things from TN singing the National Anthem. Worthy of a Welcome Back America post. Can’t find it online anywhere but the Zuckbook link I was shown. Hate to direct traffic to him, but it’s worth a look

    LikeLike


  25. on January 17, 2018 at 11:47 am gunslingergregi

    nice writing

    LikeLike


  26. on January 17, 2018 at 11:48 am Woke Bigly

    LikeLike


  27. on January 17, 2018 at 11:56 am Woke Bigly

    Or maybe this part:

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 12:27 pm Enfant Terrible

      Looks like a good movie. Going on the to watch list.

      LikeLike


  28. on January 17, 2018 at 11:58 am gunslingergregi

    didn’t like my first time no feelings maybe that let me have quite a few awesome times

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 11:59 am gunslingergregi

      seems like I hit a wall lately in some ways but so much on my fucking plate its probably understandable

      LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 12:05 pm gunslingergregi

      and my dick ain’t working right with the chemical castration pills either

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 4:41 pm vfm#7634

        Maybe the pharmacist likes you.

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 5:12 pm Jay in DC

        Anti-depressants are purpose built to kill your libido. If you MUST use that shit there is only Wellbutrin which, paradoxically, sometimes increases libido in some people. All the others will keep you limp and zombified. It is poison.

        LikeLike


  29. on January 17, 2018 at 12:23 pm stevetirone

    The genuinely sad thing is that I would bet some serious coin that all of those eggs have gone bad, and that beauty, rather than being continued into the next generation, is now a Darwinian dead-end. Paging Captain Obvious….

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 12:24 pm gunslingergregi

      if she went college maybe if not prob got 7 kids

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 17, 2018 at 12:53 pm Captain Obvious

        Gunslinger, let’s hope so.

        LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 7:09 pm stevetirone

        Yeah by how many fathers gsg?

        LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 12:52 pm Captain Obvious

      ST, I’ve been obsessing over this sh!znat for moar than a decade now.

      I suspect that the specter of the manifest horror which is Survival -vs- Extinction simply overwhelms the Normie mind.

      I doubt that they can force themselves to stare into The Abyss of Forgotten Time.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 18, 2018 at 5:49 am Ironsides

        You’ve got that right, sir. And that, right there, may be the most significant difference between the people of our era and those who lived at every other point in the past. Everyone, from peasant to lord, from soldier to philosopher, was aware of that yawning shadow at their heels.

        “O, let me kiss that hand!

        KING LEAR: Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.”

        ― William Shakespeare, King Lear

        LikeLiked by 1 person


  30. on January 17, 2018 at 12:26 pm The Scent Of Ripe Sex | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

    LikeLike


  31. on January 17, 2018 at 1:28 pm OriginalJ

    Without CH’s poetry, the example I remember was an 18-year-old who was one of four ladies plying their trade in a residential house in Sao Paulo. In the living room, kitchen and dining room were eight or ten businessmen standing and chatting among themselves. This girl was circulating among them trying for a score. She was so ready that there was a trail of pudendal secretion down as far as her knee. Economic/social power plus dick: powerful stimuli.

    LikeLike


    • on January 18, 2018 at 7:29 am purpledragon187productions

      Was it real or was it lube? (A time-honored trick of the trade.)

      LikeLike


      • on January 18, 2018 at 1:29 pm OriginalJ

        As real as stink.

        LikeLike


  32. on January 17, 2018 at 1:56 pm Jaded Jurist

    17 or 18 when I first visited a strip club. Sat right next to the stage, which had spots to put your drinks, just like a bar. Girl is announced who had just filmed broken into pr0n movies. Decent-looking, with perfect labial proportions that she was happy to let us examine up close. She sat on stage in front of us, leaned back, and put her legs around the head of the skinny dork next to me, leaving him maybe 4 inches from her P. We all stared for a few long seconds, then she resumed dancing.

    Dork then turns to me: “Dammit, why didn’t you hit me in the back of the head? I coulda licked it!”

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 2:34 pm Belle Igerent

      there’s an argument that strip clubs are ‘beta’ as could be, with wild young skanks running the show, rubbing their piss-slit slime into mesmerised punters’ faces with impunity, and if any schlub should try and they can expect a sound thrashing by ex-con bouncers . All putting the protagonist in an unassailable positionposition of power.

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm Belle Igerent

        if they should try and touch the ‘dancer’*

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 2:39 pm gunslingergregi

        naa no beating just kicked my bitch with me prob hotter than the strippers hence her not give a fuck attitude probably to extreme rofl

        LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 3:46 pm Jaded Jurist

        Yes BI, it creates an interesting social and legal environment. Licker can argue that stripper implied consent, or that his action was involuntary, bar can argue it placed “No touching” signs on the back wall, licker can complain that she didn’t inform him of the disease she gave him….

        There’s a reason these places aren’t allowed into good neighborhoods.

        LikeLike


  33. on January 17, 2018 at 2:38 pm gunslingergregi

    of course I have been kicked out of strip club for the chick I was with trying to manhandle the bitches into various things

    LikeLike


  34. on January 17, 2018 at 4:43 pm PA

    This is a great post, enjoyed it word for word. As mid-teens we used to “sneak” into the strip clubs at Baltimore’s infamous Block back in the 80s, which is another way of saying that the doormen and staff inside didn’t care that we’re a bit young.

    I already knew the sweet smell and touch of girls my own age then, but from my perspective at that time, seeing attractive adult 20-something women naked was mindblowing.

    LikeLike


    • on January 17, 2018 at 5:17 pm Jay in DC

      This is my memory too. One thing I have to give Bal’mer at least of that era is that it’s strip clubs absolutely buried those in DC.

      This is not surprising because DC even back in the 80s to 00s was still full of try-hard politicos and lawyercunts, its just exponentially worse now.

      Baltimore was a solidly blue collar town so you had these salt of the earth type skanks. Not very bright but occasionally genetics would produce some insane hotness physically. Not a one of them was going to win any awards for conversation or brains, but then… strip club.

      I can’t speak to today’s scene but I’m guessing it has declined precipitously like the rest of Baltimore under black majority rule.

      LikeLike


      • on January 17, 2018 at 6:55 pm Snake From Bait Darm

        Baltimore is rapidly changing but it still is what it is. The girls are more fun and less collegey, the strippers reflect this too.

        LikeLike


  35. on January 17, 2018 at 6:22 pm Tarl Cabot

    A beautiful, wistful post that brings back fond memories. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip club, but back in the day they could be magical. Nowhere else in society could men and women (legally) relate to each other in anything more closely resembling a pure state of nature. For all the attempts at manipulation, there is an essential honesty to it, in that each party understands implicitly what the other wants. The rest is negotiation, which can be hot if handled right. And yes, the younger the better. Strippers burn out faster than waitresses.

    Like I said, it’s been awhile, and from what I hear anecdotally, the talent pool is not what it once was. Maybe like everywhere, cheap foreign imports are undercutting the market. I know Houston had some awesome clubs back in the wild Enron days.

    Might be worth a field trip…

    LikeLike


  36. on January 17, 2018 at 6:46 pm Johnny Redux

    CH, I gave that one a standing ovation. Well said, well said. Poetry.

    LikeLike


  37. on January 17, 2018 at 9:03 pm HungarianPatriot

    Well damn CH. I’ve never been to a strip club. Buddies offered to take me many times but I always refused cuz I figured it’s beta to pay and not even really get any pussy. But reading this I just might have to try it one day XD

    LikeLike


  38. on January 18, 2018 at 12:03 am Don Franklin

    Imprinting is a real thing especially with mammals. Especially olfactory imprinting.

    You were probably so relaxed around women later on because your first imprinting was very strong.

    I wonder whether we should be guiding our children by imprinting them with reliable, proper stimuli. (or, in a negative sense, making sure they aren’t hanging around homos)

    LikeLike


  39. on January 18, 2018 at 6:03 am Regular John

    “The chase will eventually become tedious, boring even.” I would never have believed this at 21.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  40. on January 18, 2018 at 2:07 pm Jaded Jurist

    I knew a 19-year-old whose sex scent was tolerable only to someone extremely tolerant–read “desperate”, as I was at the time. Even then, I couldn’t tolerate it without holding my breath when in close proximity.

    She wasn’t a 10.

    LikeLike


  41. on January 18, 2018 at 3:11 pm Sanders

    I doubt anyone would even believe my strip club story. It started one evening when I was 18, had a fake ID, and lasted for nearly a year. I would walk into the place with $5 and come out hammered. The girls all hung around at my table between sets and after the placed closed, we’d all go to Denny’s for breakfast then to someone’s apartment to continue the party. I never paid for anything, but showed them how to make money off the horndogs. They were very grateful.

    The secret to my success? I never let any of them think I was interested in them – so they thought it was their personal challenge to lay claim, but none did. Eventually, my roommate screwed it up by dating one of the waitresses from the club. That led from one thing to another and screwed up the deal I had going.

    LikeLike



Comments are closed.

  • Copyright © 2018. Chateau Heartiste. All rights reserved. Comments are a lunchroom food fight and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Chateau Heartiste proprietors or contributors.
  • Visit the Goodbye, America photojournal website.

    Then cleanse your visual palate with a visit to the Welcome Back, America photojournal website.

  • Pages

    • About
    • Alpha Assessment Submissions
    • Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions
    • Dating Market Value Test For Men
    • Dating Market Value Test For Women
    • Diversity + Proximity = War: The Reference List
    • Shit Cuckservatives Say
    • The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
  • Twitter Updates

    Error: Please make sure the Twitter account is public.

  • Recent Comments

    jOHN MOSBY on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    cortesar on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    Greg Eliot on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    Greg Eliot on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    Greg Eliot on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    jOHN MOSBY on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    cortesar on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    Amon Ra on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    Greg Eliot on Battlebrows As Portent Of Soci…
    Captain John Charity… on Red Tsunami?
  • Top Posts

    • Battlebrows As Portent Of Sociopath America
    • Red Tsunami?
    • Oy, There It Is
    • Women's Sports Will Be Killed Off By Invasive Trannies
    • Shitlib Logic Trap!
    • Globohomo's Next Target: "Sexual Racism"
    • There's Something [Very Special] About That Migrant Caravan Truck
    • Deep State Update: Keeping It In The Family For A Reason
    • This Is What Separate Dating Markets Are For (Or: White Vs Black Thirst)
    • The NPC Song: "Feel"
  • Categories

  • Game

    • 60 Years of Challenge
    • Alpha Game
    • Cajun
    • Krauser PUA
    • Rational Male
    • Roosh V
    • Tenmagnet
    • Treatise of Love
  • MAGA MEN

    • Alternative Right
    • AmRen
    • Anonymous Conservative
    • Audacious Epigone
    • Dusk in Autumn
    • Education Realist
    • Evo and Proud
    • Gene Expression
    • Hail To You
    • Hawaiian Libertarian
    • Lion of the Blogosphere
    • My Posting Career
    • OneSTDV
    • PA World and Times
    • Page For Men
    • Parapundit
    • Rogue Health and Fitness
    • Steve Sailer
    • The Anti-Gnostic
    • The Kakistocracy
    • The Red Pill Review
    • The Spearhead
    • Unqualified Reservations
    • Vox Popoli
    • West Hunter
    • Whiskey's Place
  • Syllogism and Synthesis

    • Alias Clio
    • Arts & Letters Daily
    • Deconstructing Leftism
    • Elysium Revisited
    • Feminine Beauty
    • hbd chick
    • Human Biological Diversity
    • Library of Hate
    • Overcoming Bias
    • Stuff White People Like

WPThemes.


loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
%d bloggers like this: