A male friend a few years older than me once took me to a high end strip club. It was my first time at a house of ill repute, and I was underage (but of age in the way that mattered). He knew one of the club’s employees and arranged a deal to sneak me in with him through an alleyway entrance.
I’ll never forget the sounds, sights, and….smell….of that experience. They linger today. Blood red light, thrashing heavy metal, and riotous naked pussy assaulted me. I popped a stiffy before we had taken our seats at a table in the back, to my relief cloaked in cranny dimness.
I had by then notched some innocent quality time with Real World girls, but never had exposure to raw, unbridled female sexuality until that field trip with a buddy I would go on to admire for many years afterward as my chaperone to a parallel pooniverse told in tales of thigh adventure.
I remember my friend had informed me the strippers were “just north of jailbait”. Which meant all the girls were older than me, by a few years. We gawked for a while — rather, I gawked, he pretended to soak it in like a seasoned viewer — and then he slipped a twenty in my hand.
“Should I get change?”
“No, that’s for the lap dance you’re getting.”
He motioned to an unearthly beauty with jet black hair framing cum-white skin. She glided over to us on a cloud of estrogen. Her body was perfection to match her face. Slender hourglass figure, levitating tits, and a pert ass. I guessed she was 18 years old. And a hard 10. They exist.
She and my friend exchanged some words, then she smiled at me, performed a lissome posterior chain maneuver that drew her face and body nearer mine, and her hands pried open my legs. Standing in my manspread zone, she unbuttoned her leather miniskirt. It shimmied unceremoniously to the ground (very smooth, I thought to myself), revealing black panty and….was I seeing right?….a rolling hillock of peekaboo vulva adorned with villous springtime fluff. She lifted the elastic on one side of her panty and pulled my moneyed hand toward the pleasure portal; I slipped the twenty in and made sure the second knuckle of my middle finger got some before she closed the gate.
She was unusually practiced at her art for a girl who shouldn’t have been at this line of work for longer than a year. Gracefully and with a patina of eagerness that I had hoped was sincere, she crossed my southern border and gyrated and twisted and grazed and rubbed and pressed and ground……but the sensation that would grab my hindbrain by the reins and steer it to a catatonia I have found hard to replicate in the time since was the sensation that entered through my nose.
Her aroma. It emanated most powerfully from a moist place, a fog bank, a source of life, and more subtly from every square inch of her body. It was the Engineer’s goo if the goo was pink and smelt of a thousand roses and the richest peat. That scent…I can recall it in an instant, and still it stuns me. Later, reflecting on it in the wisdom of my adulthood, I would realize it was the scent of ripe sex. Of a woman in her fertile prime whose sole purpose in this world was to be inseminated by a warrior poet and birth the next generation. Her natural perfume wasn’t of the material world; it was a divinely endowed advertisement that she was laden with a full basket of the freshest eggs.
I would likewise realize that no matter how many women one has bedded, loved, lost, or loved again, there will be nothing that comes later which can precisely capture the stupefaction and delight of that first sniff of a hard 10’s maximally fecund fragrance. It’s like a first love; you’ll love again, but occasionally your heartthoughts will drift to that sun-dappled sweet sixteen siren, a memory unblemished by life’s inevitable compromises.
There have been moments since when I’ve caught whiff of a similar scent, and I remembered it fondly — as one would the surprising intrusion of an odor that recalled grandma’s kitchen — and every association would come flooding back, filling empty neural nooks with lust. But you can’t go all the way back. The past is unsullied precisely because it exists in a magnified amber constructed of sensation, newness, and promise. Pussy #30, however sweet-smelling, can’t hit with the limbic force of Pussy #1. No shame in that ladies, just don’t expect the same invulnerable adoration from a man when you’re his Thirtieth Act.
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I had met a girl a couple months after that trip to the strip club, and I was so relaxed around her she mentioned it to me with a hint of annoyance. “Are you always like this with girls? So…calm?”, she had suspiciously inquired. No, I had replied, hoping to allay her, only with you, because you’re easy to talk to.
Lie. I was relaxed because I had smelled the scent of God, and the girl sitting with me was an aromatic mortal in comparison.

Amen.
I worked as a DJ in a strip club and I can say one thing: truer words were never spoken than in this post.
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Al Pacino’s character, in Scent of a Woman
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BIOLOGICAL CALVINISM: The Nose Knows.
Your sense of smell evolved to recognize every manner of character trait & personality flaw & spirituality & outright Evil in a chick.
Always trust your Nose.
The Nose Knows.
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OTOH, the bad news is that a chick’s Hamster can sniff the stench of “Beta” on a guy at levels ten to a hundred times more discriminating than we can smell “filthy cheating Ho” on a chick.
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Smell is one of the most under-emphasized senses.
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I’ve been trying to emphasize smell since forever.
If a chick smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.
If a business meeting smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.
If you’re in healthcare, and a patient smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.
If your car/oven/furnace/air-conditioner/microwave/tractor smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.
The Nose Knows.
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Right. thecunt and osambo are known for having flies land on their faces.
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Also, I’d swear that women put out a scent when they’re attracted to you.
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If the oven … smells wrong, then LISTEN TO YOUR NOSE.
The Nose Knows.
Irrefutable proof the six million were never ovened.
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[…] The Scent Of Ripe Sex […]
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I was 15. She was 16. She’d shower and scent before I arrived.
To this day, 30 years later, I remember those scents- her shampoo, her perfume, and, once things got going, her–
You’re correct- some memories never fade, and the scent of a healthy, prime female…It’s pure limbic Arrakis Spice.
(It was Calvin Klein Obsession for women.to this day, that is a trigger.)
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Agreed. I met my wife in the strip club she worked at, 20years old to my 32, great body, ripe sexuality. She has a certain perfume she used when she danced, and when she wears it again, it takes be back under the darkness of the club, subtle strobe lights dancing on the stage, Nickelback’s S.E.X. playing (one of the few good songs from them, perfect for this atmosphere), her body swaying to the beat in a mesmerizing manner, and I the lion on the hunt. The strip club is a sexual jungle; most men are the prey and the strippers the predators. Not that day.
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Jealoud soyboy
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on January 17, 2018 at 4:39 pmstrongwhitecock
Sir, you wived up a stripper….hold this L. You’re in no position to call anyone anything.
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You… married a stripper… ??? And you freely admit that. Do you know how many guys hands were up in that snatch before you put a ring on it?
Do you compute your wife opened her pussy for money sort of like a prostitute or pornstar?
Do you think women of that constitution and persuasion are -ever- loyal to one man. Do you by chance know where your wife is at this very moment? I hope so, for your sake.
There are many things I would do and have done that would be deemed questionable. ‘Marry a Stripper’ is not in the lineup, and for that at least, I’m grateful.
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I sure as shit admit to it, but let me put into context so you’ll see the scope.
This girl wasn’t some washed up, post wall skank with 2 kids looking for a provider. She was freshly 20, firm bodied, thin, fertile, easily a 9. We became friends but she had a boyfriend and she was fiercely loyal to him, which was funny because he was such a goofy looking nice guy. Still she adored him. But he broke up with her because he wasn’t sure what he wanted in his life, so I made my move.
(Side note she worked at a topless only bar, if it were a full nude bar I probably wouldn’t have hit it). It was actually 10 days after our first date before we finally fucked. And I fucked her brains out. I won’t bore you with details but in the following week some words were said, a bet was made, and after fucking again, the girl proposed to me.
Now here’s the thing, I was not interested in marriage. I was 32, still looked mid-20’s, alpha, ripped, and playing the field. I was hopping from young girl to young girl. The one before her was 19 and really pretty. So why spoil all that fun and risk all the shit of marriage on this potential thot and future ex?
Because this girl was not a thot yet. She was well on the way, but she still had a lot of innocence in her. You could see it in her eyes. I’ve seen a lot of thots, a lot of thousand cock stares, a lot of bitterness in bitches. This girl didn’t have it yet. She still had that wide eyed, almost childish nature. The thing she wanted most in life was to be a wife and mom. That is literally what she wanted most.
Young, fertile, HOT, fiercely loyal, wants to be a wife and a mother, and very sexual. So I said fuckit, I’ll inadvertently become a white knight by rescuing this girl who was just above ground floor but not a full blown thot from continuing down the darkness. So where was she tonight? Making dinner and now taking our child (who looks more like me than her) to bed.
And after I post this, I’m going to fuck her brains out again.
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Better… the context helps tremendously. I’ll give you a pass for this one since the “rescue the stripper” story is pretty much part and parcel for every strip club on planet earth. But in your case, it sounds like you actually -did- do this successfully unlike the other 99% of chumps that try that route.
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No one is talking about perfume, you cuck
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How many kids do you have now?
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Hmm, isnt this traditional pussy pedestalization that the chateau wouldnt normally endorse?
[CH: new commenter who starts off with the faggoty “hmm” snarkcue. so you’re either trolling, a butthurt white knight, or have no clue what pussy pedestalization means. Mendo answered you below, but i’ll add this: pussy pedestalization isn’t about suppressing your normal male desire — if you did that, you’d be a fag or a eunuch — it’s about appeasing women in the hopes they’ll throw you a pity fuck. this is not at all the same thing as enjoying a hot young stripper’s sexscent. if anything, the world’s pussy pedestal crushing womanizers are often also the world’s most discerning aficionados of the female form. think about why that is before commenting here again.]
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We all pedestalized at one point in our lives. I would say he is sharing a fond memory from a more innocent time in his life. Before the dark times…before the Fempire.
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No, not traditional pussy pedestalization. That would be hanging on her every word, doting on her like she’s royalty, doing anything she told you.
This is pussy appreciation. And when the pussy’s that good, much like CH described, then you take it all in and reflect upon it, thankful for experience.
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dat bom ass pussay!
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Wow.
On Sarah Miles, the actress in the clip, & Jones, the actor.
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There is a school of thought that she also entranced former Florida State halfback Burt Reynolds into beating her business manager to death,
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The great men on pussy:
CH: “The world’s pussy pedestal crushing womanizers are often also the world’s most discerning aficionados of the female form.”
A. Huxley: “I’ve noticed that men who like women very much are the ones who express the greatest contempt for them.”
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Nah, this a legit question, CH. I mean,you did compare that pussy to scent of God.
[CH: it’s not like i told her that. some thoughts you keep to yourself.]
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A bar table isn’t a pedestal:
(Blonde HB 9.5+ table dance from 1960s Italian movie Milano Calibro 9 with music “Shakin’ all Over” by the Twiliters, (2:49). Great reaction shots of the suit-clad watchers (and a sniffer or two, e.g. @0:51))
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I hear a lot of guys (mostly beta level guys) say stuff things like, “Why would I go to be teased?” about why they would never go to a strip club. I tell you this, if you go to a strip club often, you will become MORE comfortable around women and more in tuned with Game, because strip clubs are all about the game. And when you leave, you’ll be able to deal with everyday women a lot easier, because you’ve seen the best, the hottest, the most sexual – what can the coffee girl at Starbucks do that will intimidate you now? Don’t go in as a rookie trying to impress them, they’ve seen it all, but talk to them like you would normal people and you will learn a great deal from strippers because they’re about as honest as women get. They use their sexuality to get money from men. That’s what it all used to be about, women used their youth and fertility, their sexuality, to get a man who would take care of them. It’s no wonder today’s careerist shrieks hate strippers and prostitutes, it robs those ugly feminists (redundant I know) of their power.
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Even better, have a stripper take you to her club…
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It’s also important to learn how to tell a stripper to piss off because whatever drivel she is talking about, whatever entitled expectation of lap dances & bottle service she asks for, whatever her peculiar BPD or other annoying malfunctions may be, she just isn’t that appealing to you & you’d like her to leave because you just don’t like her very much.
Just north of jail bait is wonderful but rare. The aroma changes rapidly as she departs from that line. Just wait until she steals all your stuff & trashes your furniture when you let her into your own place.
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She robbed us blind
She took all we own
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home
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I don’t care much for strip clubs. Once in a while it is fun but I wouldn’t want to go on a regular basis. I don’t like being solicited to buy lap dances and drinks for girls. It makes me uncomfortable. Also, especially when I was younger and poorer, I worked too damn hard for my money to spend $30 for a chick, even a really hot one, to grind on me for 6 minutes or whatever “2 songs” is and not get off. And yeah, I don’t really like being teased. $1 for a hot girl to put her naked boobs in my face? Deal!
As to whether it helps with game, maybe. I could see how regularly being surrounded by a bunch of smoking hot naked chicks would desensitize you to female beauty and create an indifference women would find alluring like CH mentioned. The flip side is after a night at the strip club my first impulse upon seeing an attractive female in the real world is to offer her a dollar to see her pussy. Then of course you realize in the real world a dollar doesn’t get you shit so you don’t even bother hitting on her because you know it’ll probably be some long drawn out affair and you’ll have to flirt and shit, so you just ogle her without saying anything then go home and jerk off to porn and as you splooge into a kleenex you marvel at what a great value it is because there was no drink minimum, the lighting is good, it’s totally free and you don’t have to feel bad about not tipping or whatever.
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don’t have to face a the classic bill for hundreds/thousands and Russian bouncers limbering up their knuckle dusters as the ‘get one for yourself’ drinks the stripper opted for involved opening fresh bottles of moet each time. Your jaw drops lower than her panties ever did as you realise how unscrupulous paragons of society like strippers and bouncers can be.
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Yeah, I would never open a tab at a strip club.
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And Merchants sold them a false dream by preying on the hamsterizstion M jerk off to credentials
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Young (i.e., hotter) strippers are ironically better because they think of it as a job and haven’t been consumed yet by The Darkness.
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The owner at my wife’s club always said there were two kinds of strippers: girls going through a phase, and career girls. The girls going through a phase where the yarn, pretty, working their way through college type of girls. Most of them were and still dancing by 24. Older than that and they were usually washed up, druggie, single mom, or just plain didn’t know they were past their prime.
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Done dancing by 24.*
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A very good point. It’s a way to get over yourself to a degree.
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In the meantime, the maul right is becoming more mainstream.
From Huckabee: “Sen. Corey Booker just called. He feels real bad about way he treated DHS Director Nielson yesterday; he and T-Bone are coming over next week to ride unicorns, chase leprechauns, and read Sen. Dick Blumenthal’s bio of combat in Vietnam.”
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Da Fuq?
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Who’s T-Bone?
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Kunta Kinte Booker ‘wrote’ a book. In the book, he mentions a ‘friend’ named T-Bone — drug dealing nigger that he bails out of jail.
Like Obama’s memoir’s mention of ‘girlfriends’, T-Bone was a figment of Kunta Kinte’s imagination.
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To tell the truth, that statement is only quasi-comprehensible to me. Must be getting old.
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Ironsides you gotta get with the pogrom man!
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“There have been moments since when I’ve caught whiff of a similar scent, and I remembered it fondly…”
Spoken better than (((Proust))) with his madeleines!
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probably the most interesting thing about this is the footnote where a girl asked why he is so calm around women… do women expect men to be nervous and agitated? noted.
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Yes. Especially if a girl knows herself to be higher value, they assume most guys are intimidated by them, which most average guys are nervous or intimidated, especially young guys.
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“Unlike all the other ladies, she seemed so young and sweet…”
“EH EH..Tainted luuuuuv…”
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“Don’t fall in love
She’s a beauty
a one in a million girls (one in a million girls) …
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You should look her up
I bet she’s still a stunner. Godesses get a pass, don’t hit the wall as soon/as bad as mere mortals
My kingdom for a horse? FUck that, “My kingdom for great genes”
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Tom Robbins once described it as a “musty, mushroom smell.”
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While I’ll warn my sons about spending too much at strip clubs, or Lord forbid it, falling too deeply for the dancers’ charms, I agree that a little time as a young man at one of those places can do wonders for his game.
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An aside, has anyone ever been to a strip club where Def Lepperd’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me” was NOT played? It’s like it was written for the purpose.
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What about AC DC doing “She’s got the Jack?”
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You hear more rap at southern strip clubs like 2 Live Crew etc.
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Fuck man. You have a way with words don’t you. This shit hit me hard. You put into words that almost sad feeling of knowing that no matter what, experiencing pussy #1 will never again compare to another one. There is nothing like the concentrated pheromonal smell of a horny young girl, specially around 16-17. That shit puts you in the clouds.
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Only the rare and true genius can craft such artistry as, “a parallel pooniverse told in tales of thigh adventure.”
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I say this knowing exactly what you mean: have children. The chase will eventually become tedious, boring even. Raising your children will invigorate your mind even more than maintaining tight game. The results, the immediate gains, surpass even the hottest of hotties in real experienced satisfaction.
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Good pic for spot the alpha:
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The strip clubs around here are more circus than anything. We went to one on a friends birthday. The hottest one had only one arm. She dragged the birthday boy up on stage, ripped the elastic out of his underwear, took his belt, wound it tight around her stub and whooped his ass with it. I’ve never seen anything more surreal in my life. I do not get boners recalling this experience.
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Grotesque and demeaning. Good story thx for sharing but i can “top” it.
A high school chum, by a stripper at his bachelor party, had a butt plug stuck up his ass.
To my knowledge he did not agree beforehand, to that being done to him. (and now it’s part of his permanent record)
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How could something like that be done against your will? Anyone ever wants to anally rape me (am I even saying that?) had better have some way around my nuclear-powered super-clench. Unimaginable.
I always think the same about these prison rapes. How?
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Jesuz.
Imagery straight out of a Tom Waits song.
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GENERATION ZYKLON ALERT: Teen-aged Rec League basketball team in Ohio wears Alt-Right jerseys to Rec League basketball games. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/3623298/posts
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“Wet Dream Team”
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“Knee Grow”
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“Coon”
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Quick, somebody hit the “Donate” button, and purchase our brave young Generation Zyklon Warriors some gift subscriptions au Chateau.
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Grades 7-12? Those kids are having wet dreams regularly. It’s self – abasing humor, what’s wrong with that?
And the names on the back are merely what they aspire to be, like good little goys.
You’d think the libs would give them medals.
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@ Jaded tourist?
“Coon”? “Kneegrow”? You’re kidding me. Unless these are photo-shopped of course.
I actually think that there are plenty of young white lads who have now a well-developed BQ (black awareness). Unlike their parents, they have daily exposure and few illusions. The Jews’ plans may very well be back-firing.
There is a reason the MMA schools are full to bursting with young white men.
I will post some video evidence of the effects of this trend very shortly. It is perfectly obvious in the way young white men fight nowadays.
So are there woke young men across the nation? I am sure of it.
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Yes, VD, I absolutely am kidding you. Twas my attempt at satire. ZOG media preach 24/7 to our kids a message of how cool Blacks are. Hence, the satirical argument goes, the kids should apire to blackness.
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I once dated a stripper. I was 47, she was 25. I didn’t know she was a stripper when we met. I couldn’t take my hands off her, and I don’t know if this was cause or effect of her being a stripper. The thing with strippers though (and I generalize because I heard similar things from other men) is that they see men as a resource to be exploited rather than a mate even outside their job, and they can’t help it. It’s professional, probably some kind of psychological defense mechanism that keeps them from depression in this very unnatural and damaging environment. Not just money, chores, emotional needs, advice on every possible subject, even sex (“I need you right now”). “What have you done for me lately?” I got tired of it and ditched her after a month or so. She tried very hard to get me to come see her dance at the strip club (which was a semi-underground VIP kind of joint in Moscow), for some reason I never understood it was important to her; I never did.
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Pure poetry
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Very poetic. Yes the first smell of clean, fresh, young pussy stays with you.
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Sure. But you don’t marry the stripper.
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I’ll never forget the first girl who let me play with her boobs and finger bang her. She gave me a bj. We were both 17. She was hot and it was a first for both of us. There was something magical about it. When I got off it was like my whole body was on fire. I’ve never been able to replicate that. Maybe I’m remembering it better than it was but I don’t think so.
I think people who wait until marriage to fuck are trying to artificially manufacture that feeling but I doubt it works. Especially when they are in their 20s or even worse 30s. Unless a guy marries some beautiful 17 year old virgin he’s never gonna get that feeling. The smell is a big part of it.
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A friend showed me a video of 3 slender, nubile young things from TN singing the National Anthem. Worthy of a Welcome Back America post. Can’t find it online anywhere but the Zuckbook link I was shown. Hate to direct traffic to him, but it’s worth a look
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nice writing
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Or maybe this part:
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Looks like a good movie. Going on the to watch list.
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didn’t like my first time no feelings maybe that let me have quite a few awesome times
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seems like I hit a wall lately in some ways but so much on my fucking plate its probably understandable
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and my dick ain’t working right with the chemical castration pills either
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Maybe the pharmacist likes you.
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Anti-depressants are purpose built to kill your libido. If you MUST use that shit there is only Wellbutrin which, paradoxically, sometimes increases libido in some people. All the others will keep you limp and zombified. It is poison.
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The genuinely sad thing is that I would bet some serious coin that all of those eggs have gone bad, and that beauty, rather than being continued into the next generation, is now a Darwinian dead-end. Paging Captain Obvious….
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if she went college maybe if not prob got 7 kids
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Gunslinger, let’s hope so.
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Yeah by how many fathers gsg?
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ST, I’ve been obsessing over this sh!znat for moar than a decade now.
I suspect that the specter of the manifest horror which is Survival -vs- Extinction simply overwhelms the Normie mind.
I doubt that they can force themselves to stare into The Abyss of Forgotten Time.
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You’ve got that right, sir. And that, right there, may be the most significant difference between the people of our era and those who lived at every other point in the past. Everyone, from peasant to lord, from soldier to philosopher, was aware of that yawning shadow at their heels.
“O, let me kiss that hand!
KING LEAR: Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.”
― William Shakespeare, King Lear
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Without CH’s poetry, the example I remember was an 18-year-old who was one of four ladies plying their trade in a residential house in Sao Paulo. In the living room, kitchen and dining room were eight or ten businessmen standing and chatting among themselves. This girl was circulating among them trying for a score. She was so ready that there was a trail of pudendal secretion down as far as her knee. Economic/social power plus dick: powerful stimuli.
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Was it real or was it lube? (A time-honored trick of the trade.)
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As real as stink.
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17 or 18 when I first visited a strip club. Sat right next to the stage, which had spots to put your drinks, just like a bar. Girl is announced who had just filmed broken into pr0n movies. Decent-looking, with perfect labial proportions that she was happy to let us examine up close. She sat on stage in front of us, leaned back, and put her legs around the head of the skinny dork next to me, leaving him maybe 4 inches from her P. We all stared for a few long seconds, then she resumed dancing.
Dork then turns to me: “Dammit, why didn’t you hit me in the back of the head? I coulda licked it!”
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there’s an argument that strip clubs are ‘beta’ as could be, with wild young skanks running the show, rubbing their piss-slit slime into mesmerised punters’ faces with impunity, and if any schlub should try and they can expect a sound thrashing by ex-con bouncers . All putting the protagonist in an unassailable positionposition of power.
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if they should try and touch the ‘dancer’*
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naa no beating just kicked my bitch with me prob hotter than the strippers hence her not give a fuck attitude probably to extreme rofl
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Yes BI, it creates an interesting social and legal environment. Licker can argue that stripper implied consent, or that his action was involuntary, bar can argue it placed “No touching” signs on the back wall, licker can complain that she didn’t inform him of the disease she gave him….
There’s a reason these places aren’t allowed into good neighborhoods.
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of course I have been kicked out of strip club for the chick I was with trying to manhandle the bitches into various things
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This is a great post, enjoyed it word for word. As mid-teens we used to “sneak” into the strip clubs at Baltimore’s infamous Block back in the 80s, which is another way of saying that the doormen and staff inside didn’t care that we’re a bit young.
I already knew the sweet smell and touch of girls my own age then, but from my perspective at that time, seeing attractive adult 20-something women naked was mindblowing.
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This is my memory too. One thing I have to give Bal’mer at least of that era is that it’s strip clubs absolutely buried those in DC.
This is not surprising because DC even back in the 80s to 00s was still full of try-hard politicos and lawyercunts, its just exponentially worse now.
Baltimore was a solidly blue collar town so you had these salt of the earth type skanks. Not very bright but occasionally genetics would produce some insane hotness physically. Not a one of them was going to win any awards for conversation or brains, but then… strip club.
I can’t speak to today’s scene but I’m guessing it has declined precipitously like the rest of Baltimore under black majority rule.
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Baltimore is rapidly changing but it still is what it is. The girls are more fun and less collegey, the strippers reflect this too.
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A beautiful, wistful post that brings back fond memories. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip club, but back in the day they could be magical. Nowhere else in society could men and women (legally) relate to each other in anything more closely resembling a pure state of nature. For all the attempts at manipulation, there is an essential honesty to it, in that each party understands implicitly what the other wants. The rest is negotiation, which can be hot if handled right. And yes, the younger the better. Strippers burn out faster than waitresses.
Like I said, it’s been awhile, and from what I hear anecdotally, the talent pool is not what it once was. Maybe like everywhere, cheap foreign imports are undercutting the market. I know Houston had some awesome clubs back in the wild Enron days.
Might be worth a field trip…
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CH, I gave that one a standing ovation. Well said, well said. Poetry.
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Well damn CH. I’ve never been to a strip club. Buddies offered to take me many times but I always refused cuz I figured it’s beta to pay and not even really get any pussy. But reading this I just might have to try it one day XD
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Imprinting is a real thing especially with mammals. Especially olfactory imprinting.
You were probably so relaxed around women later on because your first imprinting was very strong.
I wonder whether we should be guiding our children by imprinting them with reliable, proper stimuli. (or, in a negative sense, making sure they aren’t hanging around homos)
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“The chase will eventually become tedious, boring even.” I would never have believed this at 21.
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I knew a 19-year-old whose sex scent was tolerable only to someone extremely tolerant–read “desperate”, as I was at the time. Even then, I couldn’t tolerate it without holding my breath when in close proximity.
She wasn’t a 10.
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I doubt anyone would even believe my strip club story. It started one evening when I was 18, had a fake ID, and lasted for nearly a year. I would walk into the place with $5 and come out hammered. The girls all hung around at my table between sets and after the placed closed, we’d all go to Denny’s for breakfast then to someone’s apartment to continue the party. I never paid for anything, but showed them how to make money off the horndogs. They were very grateful.
The secret to my success? I never let any of them think I was interested in them – so they thought it was their personal challenge to lay claim, but none did. Eventually, my roommate screwed it up by dating one of the waitresses from the club. That led from one thing to another and screwed up the deal I had going.
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