Courtesy of Gabber @LexParsimoniae:
She looks like she’s ready to admit him to her S&M dungeon. A keeper!
FYI the jerkboy move that sealed the deal (or at least sealed delivery of the dominatrix outfit pic) was when Lex dropped the “lol” bomb. Short, snappy retorts like “lol” and “gay”, which in context don’t make a whole lot of sense nor need to, are MASS GAINER snickerdoodle flavored hamster pellets. Also, note the ratio of her words to his words: she’s investing more in the exchange (even microinvestments like total typed letters count towards relative SMV scores and the perception of higher value of the person investing less).
Remember, as you scan that screenshot for eternal wisdom: NICEGUYS PACIFY, JERKBOYS ELECTRIFY
Her: what makes u think u can demand anything from me
Niceguy: oh sorry if i crossed a line *wets himself*
vs
Her: what makes u think u can demand anything from me
Jerkboy: lol *chain texts three other plates*
Update:
I had her over for dinner, she washes all the dishes and the ones I used before she gets over and never complains. She’s 30 I’m 45. She’s used to getting her way. She can’t figure me out.
My guess, she wants to land a man. Doesn’t want kids though. See what happens.
Insist that she wear those cute animal ears whenever she’s with you, including out to restaurants. (This is domination-ownership move you can find in classics of the Unholy Love genre, such as Story of O.)
A woman born in 1987 knows how to wash dishes?
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and she doesn’t want kids? at 30???
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Three & a half tiny little words – “doesn’t want kids” – instantly turns a whimsical frolicking light-hearted romantic comedy into a cold bleak hopeless tragedy.
Poor girl. Say a prayer for her.
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Instant turnoff for me at this point. Gives me damaged vibes, and hints at mentally illness.
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That’s why God made a woman’s feet smaller than a man’s…
.. so she can stand closer to the sink.
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hahhahaha
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CO – take a quick google for “Jody Day”, a woman of a certain age who runs a site for childless women. She swallowed the Kool-Aid – The Education, The Career – whole and then ….
“She got married, aged 26, to Christian, 33, a fashion designer, and initially warned him she might not want children. ‘He said, “Oh, OK.” Amazingly, we didn’t talk about it any more than that,’ she recalls. Jody had had an abortion when she was 20 during a previous relationship, which was ‘emotionally traumatic’. But as the child of an unmarried mother (her mother became pregnant with her aged 18), she had grown up with the idea that having a child on your own can ruin your life. Far better to put your energies into an education and a career. “
Fast forward 18 years, baby rabies at 29, ten years of trying to conceive and a few more relationships, and that abortion looks real clever …
“It was February 2009 and, at 44-and-a-half, she had left a bad long-term relationship and moved into a grotty London flat. “I was standing by the window, watching the rain make dusty tracks down the glass, when the traffic in the street below seemed to go silent, as if I’d put it on ‘mute’. In that moment, I became acutely aware of myself, almost as if I were an observer of the scene from outside my body. And then it came to me: it’s over. I’m never going to have a baby.””
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You either choose Life, or you choose Death.
There is no middle ground.
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At very least she’ll never have her own.
Men probably feel a good deal of failure as well in this regard, but at the same time we have lived our whole lives in the grimy side of life compared to pretty women.
We have to be tough to win at the game, and we are acutely aware of how hard you have to work as an average man to get what you want. And we know that not all of us were meant to be winners; after all, sperm is cheap.
But imagine the failure that falls upon a woman as she truly accepts that she failed at her imperative. It’s gotta be tough to go on at that point.
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If these childless men and women think that the turd worlders, that they are putting so much faith in, are going to wipe their asses, bathe and feed them in their old age, all with a smile, they have a rude awakening coming.
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they all know how to wash dishes
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too bad I got tired of the ex ex
I told her to roll around on floor last time we were at club and she did it with gusto
just to show some people I could
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think ill shack up with a 16 year old and call it a day at some point
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Double check that age of consent in your local jurisdiction.
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its 16
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Start looking now, do it within the year, get to work on an even dozen.
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naa if I did that would do kids and keep popping with one
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not really in the cards though guess keep fucking with older ones till I dip out of here
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kind of sad a bit
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[…] It’s Jerkboy Game Day! […]
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I have a question. It’s about couples that fight a lot. It seems obvious this is not a sign of a good relationship but I’ve seen couples who stay together for many many years and yell at each other and bicker all the time. Its like they hate each other but for some reason they stay together. Reviewing the 16 Commandments I think this would seem to violate #15 about a man maintaining state control and being an oak tree. But does yelling and bickering add some spice to the relationship and culminate in passionate make-up sex?
Is it beta to yell at your woman?
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Hell no yelling is great. I do it all the time. It’s the emotional quotient of your yelling that makes it anger. Butthurt yelling, like “WHy do you DO that” (whine) is beta. Rage, threatening to fist-cuff her, is alpha.
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But it seems if you allow her behavior to manipulate your emotional state you cede the frame to her. Unless you were wildly unpredictable about it, I could see that working.
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Bigjohn33, sometimes a lion needs to roar to let the lioness and the cackling hyenas remember who the king is.
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I very rarely yell hell even when car wreck didn’t yell this last time
but the ex can make me do it and she loves that power cause nothing else really does on this earth cept wife capable and ex ex
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I find it low rent and irritating. Another point- you never bicker with subordinates.
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exactly. a guy arguing with his wife has a leadership problem. “if you don’t like it, there’s the door” is the furthest an argument should go.
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when married It don’t work like that for white men in states lol
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officers scream at officers under them all the time I heard
so uhh
but not enlisted hmm
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the higher up you go I think the more yelling
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probably because higher you go someone definitely losing job over the shit where at bottom ya get another chance maybe
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Sometimes you need to raise your voice to get your point across. If it happens often or all the time,or if she yells back at you, you probably have problems maintaining hand over her. Spouses will argue, but bickering like little ninnies shouldn’t happen, especially in public. Women love drama because it makes them feel closer to their mate after going through some drama, but bickering isn’t going to lead to any type of passionate make up sex.
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That was kind of my thinking. I find the fighting in public really off-putting. You would think people could at least pretend they get along in public so as not to make the people around them uncomfortable. Then go home and duke it out.
I don’t know if people are aware how bad it makes them look when they fight in public.
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fighting in public really off-putting It’s distasteful because it’s a demonstration by the female of her complete ownership of this man, even if he could casually unscrew her arms and legs and stick one in each hole while smoking a cigar.
With a rich glaze of “won’t some muscled, wealthy oaf of a passing superior alpha please rescue me from my peril?”
Burn it to the ground. Go ghost. Anything. Psycho bitch is psycho.
Ask Dr Helen, for a nice blue-pill intro.
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The sign of a bad deal is when she accuses you of yelling when you’re talking as low, slow and level as you can. Women think with their feelings, and always project
i.e. Bitch is idle. Went back to bed after hubby leaves at 6 and kids at 7.30 Got up at lunchtime, has 2hr bath, watches electric jew for a while in bathrobe. Snacks. Envies female neighbors.
>bloke crawls in broken from bluecollar 8am-4.30pm (no overtime; sorryhunny) plus 90mins drive each way.
>bitch has been traumatizing the kids with incomprehensible rage for exactly 1/2 hr beforehand, before going out to smoke her last cancerstick of the day.
> place is a shitheap, laundry, dishes and so on not done. Dogs going insane from hunger and no walkies.
>bitch feelzbad (I would have said “feels guilty” but ofc that cannot exist in girl-world; just an ominous feel of “shit I might get into trouble here; better lie”)
> berserk fury due to imposed by Joe! badfeelz unloaded on Joseph Q Sixpack while he’s creaking over to try and unlace his 19-eyelet-and-hook steelies.
>JQS investigates fridge for canned anaesthetics while she rages about how fucking hard her life is, and she could do with a little support here …
Obviously my grandfather (and maybe even my old man if this had ever happened to him) would have dropped his keks and got into the tub in front of the coalstove, told her to wash his back, and be careful about picking out all the coal grit and iodining the holes before leaving for the working men’s club/miners’ institute and a gallon of 60/-. No questions asked.
A foulmouthed tirade of that sort would have seen the brass-buckled pitman’s belt out of its loops and cracking like a stockman’s persuader in a flash.
And she’d have loved him for it. All badfeelz expiated. Just the world back on its rails(=”security”). Maybe she would have avoided the wooden chairs and stools for a couple of days, mind ..
Unfortunately, modren men can be jailed or even shot for merely talking back yakkety yak to Pwincess. This is the real problem. Never mind the door, she’ll find a way to put you on the other side of it, since she’s fucking sat there all day obsessing and griping. I reckon all solvent men going back to renting is a pretty good idea. No joint accounts, one set of car keys.
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Great reply Tam. Made me smile.
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Here’s some alpha from yesteryear for you.
My grandpa was a marine and one of the Chosin Few marines (look it up if you don’t know but it basically means he was tougher than me, you, or any keyboard toughguy on this site). Quiet man mostly, not huge in frame at all, quite thin, but very strong from working throughout his childhood. My grandma would cook breakfast for him every day and had his coffee ready at 6 or 7.
So one day her sister, a kind of butchy, man-hater with a weak husband, comes over and is talking to my grandma at the kitchen table while my grandpa just sits there quietly, eating breakfast, and reading the paper. The sister keeps blabbing about her weak husband and how she is the boss of him and so forth, bad mouthing. My grandpa asks my grandma for more coffee, and the sister loses it, saying, “Why are you going to serve him like that? Let him get his own coffee. Don’t let a man treat you like that. I wouldn’t let my man boss me around.”
My grandpa gets up, grabs the sister by the hair, pulls her out of the chair, drags her out of the kitchen, through the living room, to the front door, and throws her out of the house on her ass. He tells her don’t come back, never yelling, and just closes the door. My grandma freaks out, I can’t believe you did that, etc, as he calmly and quietly goes back and sits down and finishes his meal. But, she got his coffee, and she didn’t go let her sister back in or apologize to her for what he did.
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Coal grit – good DHL stuff here.
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BJ33, this is an YUGE topic of conversation – how much sh!t do you put up from a woman before you walk?
Generally speaking, the screaming would tend to indicate a fair amount of Cluster-B on her part [histrionics, narcissism, borderlinery, etc] which would tend to indicate fairly high levels of Estrogen & Progesterone, which in turn would tend to indicate “Crazy in the head, crazy in bed” [meaning once you get your finger on her cl!t, she’s gonna cum & cum & cum & cum for you].
So a lot of guys will stick around just for the Great Sex.
But if the sh!t is dadgum neverending – if it seems like there are more Bad Days than Good Days – then she better be bringing some seriously impressive goods to the table: HB8+, IQ130+, multiple 0rgasms, great cook, very fertile with consistent proven ability to carry a pr3gnancy to full term without misc@rrying, post-b!rth DNA tests which confirm that you weren’t cuck0lded, etc etc etc…
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Now as for the fighting: All women require Strong Pimp Hand. And when you even just hint at letting The Monster out of its Cage, and you flash that murd3rous gleam in your eye, and then finally you let loose and go all BDSM on her a$$, the Hamster will wilt in ecstasy & the V@g will moisten like the Mississipi River flowing through Bayou country.
Just make sure that the fight ends with lots & lots & lots of 0rgasms for her, even if you effectively have to r@pe her in order to induce the 0rgasms.
But don’t kid yourself: Making the decision to stay or to go is probably the most difficult decision you’ll ever make in your entire life, and you’re very likely to make the WRONG decision.
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PRO-TIP #1: Her cl!t is your best friend in these matters. The fight must always end with your finger on her cl!t and she’s cumming & cumming & cumming for you.
PRO-TIP #2: If you continue to care about having made a wrong decision in the past [regarding e.g. “Should I go all BDSM on her a$$ or should I just walk out the door and never look back?”], then your Inner Frame is still completely screwed up.
ZFG – learn it, love it, live it, be it.
Z.F.G.
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lolzolz alright let’s have some fun . . .
“I have a question. It’s about couples that fight a lot. It seems obvious this is not a sign of a good relationship but I’ve seen couples who stay together for many many years and yell at each other and bicker all the time. Its like they hate each other but for some reason they stay together. Reviewing the 16 Commandments I think this would seem to violate #15 about a man maintaining state control and being an oak tree. But does yelling and bickering add some spice to the relationship and culminate in passionate make-up sex?
“Is it beta to yell at your woman?”
–As I’ve said in the past, bigjane is a middle-aged woman, doubtless of the usual (((provenance))). This entire screed is haplessly composed in the prissy, anxious tone of a woman writing to an advice-columnist. From the feminine solicitude of the opening attention-getter (Please raise your hands, students!), to the broaching of her topic (“couples that fight a lot”); the sensible matronly perspective (“seems obvious” . . “I’ve seen couples who stay together . . .”), to the sly insinuation CH gives dubious advice (“reviewing the 16 commandments . . .”) with her pedantic search for rule-violation, to the final, accusatory setting of the trap (ginning up the patrons to confirm her belief that her husband is a beta because he’s yelling at her), this is all an ass-backwards projection (as tam ironically pointed out) to satisfy her emotional hunger to confirm herself in the right–while of course getting on with her delightful labor as a troll (cf. sorceress on call, hilariously boasting of her online assignation with some character who would doubtless be played by a man if it even existed at all).
“That was kind of my thinking. I find the fighting in public really off-putting. You would think people could at least pretend they get along in public so as not to make the people around them uncomfortable. Then go home and duke it out.
I don’t know if people are aware how bad it makes them look when they fight in public.”
lolzol oh the vapors! the tea-stained pinafores! bigjane is made to LOOK BAD!
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PRO-TIP #3: As bad as the Cluster-Bs are, I think the Cluster-C/Non-Specifieds [Obsessive-Compulsive/Passive-Aggressives] are even worse.
At least the Cluster-Bs will give you great sex.
But the Cluster-C/Non-Specifieds [who are vastly more likely to be frigid] will drive a weak man to friggin su!cide.
And I’ve become convinced that the Darker Hamsters amongst the Cluster-C/Non-Specifieds will actively seek out weak men for the sole purpose being titillated by the specter of driving those men to su!cide.
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aww poor big jane
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Did you just list IQ130+ as a positive?
Still, seems like the more impressive the goods a woman brings to the table, the less likely she is to be constantly bickering. Its the 5/6/7’s who bring the most shit, almost like they do it because they need validation that they are worth keeping around.
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“Did you just list IQ130+ as a positive?”
For your kids. You don’t want them to be dumbasses.
Having smart kids means putting up with all sorts of sh!t from their smart mother.
But if you want dumb kids, then you don’t have to worry about any of that.
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“And when you even just hint at letting The Monster out of its Cage…”
one can learn a lot about establishing order/dominance by watching animals. alpha dogs or cats, for example.
alphas react immediately and decisively when someone steps out of line. within milliseconds. maintaining order with a fierce reprimand for them is like scratching an itch. it needed to be done.
alphas also immediately show a willingness to escalate FURTHER, if necessary, than the one testing the boundaries. “oh no you DIDN’T just say that!!!”
compare this to the guy arguing with his wife. he let the pecking order become a mess. there IS no pecking order, and they’re both confused because there’s no captain. argue argue argue. who’s in charge?
the guy arguing with his wife is basically asking her permission to be in charge. “please submit”, is what he’s saying. he doesn’t need her permission because dominance and order are their own correctness. order is natural. what is unnatural is for a man to abandon his post as the leader of his little kingdom, and then expect to get it back by winning an argument.
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Swing and a miss Lucius. CH does not give dubious advice. I do not imply that slyly or otherwise. I think the 16 commandments are the best relationship advice for men in existence.
I think you are a faggot Lucius. I think you troll me to get my attention because you are gay for me. You have repeatedly called me sweetie, etc.
Fuck off. I’m not like that.
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^ That’s what a real swing and a miss looks like
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Maybe Dread. Maybe not. He (?) pops up out of nowhere every couple months to post elaborate copy and pasted snark. It obviously takes some time. And I’ve posted enough stupid shit on here it seems like if his goal was actually to criticize me he could easily do it without all the elaborate gender-flipping faggotry.
No. I think he really is gay and his modus operandi is lurking around here until someone attracts his fancy then he follows them like a fucking sperg waiting for his moment to post the dumb shit he’s been saving up for weeks.
Whatever.
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On Nov 7, 2017 liljane66 writes:
“Got a good laugh out of this. I hope when the muds take over they put you in a cage filled with a bunch of flea-ridden cats, then light a fire under the cage so the cats rip into you as you both burn to death.”
On Dec 5, 2017 liljane66 writes:
“We’ll see. When I get the results back. If it turns out I’m a jew I’ll start plotting a way to explot you goyim.”
On Dec 6, 2017 liljane66 writes:
“Fuck you Lucius. I have never said anything that could be even remotely construed as advising my fellow goyim to “go to sleep”. ”
lolzolz “hello, fellow goyim people!” indeed . . .
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“I’ve posted enough stupid shit”
You do post a lot of stupid shit
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There’s a woman-poetess on the Internet called “The Darkest Fairytale” (look her up) and I lured her well with jerkboy/sadism S&M lines in a long email marathon back and forth. Had it back on my last site (click on my name for my current one), but the point is, she loved it. She was writing shit like “IMPATIENTLY waiting for you to get back (stamps foot)!”. I asked her breast size, she said C cup, I said, well that seems a little SMALL . . .
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“C cup, I said, well that seems a little SMALL . . .”
You’re one to talk.
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you know you’re in dark times when one’s expectations of women are so low that when an online-dating thot comes over and washes dishes, and doesn’t complain, it’s time to break out the champagne. VICTORY!!!
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The important issue is whether the man recognizes that it is just a calculated move.
She is spinning a web for the fly. All of those eyes but the fly still doesn’t see it?
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These screenshots are always fun until you remember the man posting them is probably a 9/10 and this would never work for 90% of us.
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No.
You being a 7/10 to 5/10 will make it work fewer times. It’ll lower your success ratio.
But when success it is, the dynamics at play are still those ones.
(Of course, less trollopy females will need less harsh game — yet game it still will have to be.)
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Men don’t get rated on a ten-point scale.
Men get rated on a binary scale. Become the tiger you were meant to be.
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I can’t say I have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Nor have I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
But I have seen not especially attractive guys get hot babes with game.
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Nice BR ref, and I have seen the same thing. Many times.
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” I have seen not especially attractive guys get hot babes”
Time to die …
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I noticed he used punctuation and capitalized the first letter of each sentence.
But when the comeback is that strong, seems irrelevant.
Also, yes, make her wear those animal ears everywhere. Even to a funeral.
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do those things have spikes on them?
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Looks that way. She does seem to have a respectable, albeit aged, bosom.
I bet in her 20s they were spectacular.
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Animal ears, OK, I can appreciate that. Merely slightly retarded.
Animal pawprint tattoo – anywhere .. fuck, no. Run Forrest run.
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20 years old and just got cuffed. What are some LTR do’s and don’ts?
When to be distant?
When to be available?
When and how often to show flashes of wrath? (a side of me she has not seen yet in the 6 months I’ve known her)
Also, how do I handle Valentine’s Day in an alpha, but emotionally significant manner? I’ve never been in a relationship so I’m pretty fucking lost in unchartered territory.
(inb4 something something don’t do LTR’s)
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Dump her just before V day
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“What are some LTR do’s and don’ts?”
There is one & only one reason to be in an LTR: Because you intend to have ch!ldren with her.
So the to-do is to spend some time staring into The Abyss and axing yourself whether she’s “The One”.
And the to-don’t is to string her on for years & years & years without giving her any ch!ldren. If she isn’t “The One”, then MOVE ON, and let some other fellow kn0ck her up while she’s still got some quality fert!lity left in her.
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It looks like Valentine’s Day [February 14th] is in on a Wednesday – a school day – and you’re not yet 21, so possessing alcohol is illegal.
Ergo you get a 21yo frat brother to buy you a nice bottle [or two] of Dom Perignon, and you chill it, and you get some strawberries & Pepperidge Farm cookies and what not, and the two of you have a breakfast of Dom & strawberries & cookies, and then you walk together to your 10:00AM Accounting class, drunk out of your minds, and obnoxious to everyone you meet [and be especially obnoxious to the SJW beta who is your Grad TA for the course].
Then afterwards you phuck like animals in a public place, in the freezing cold, with bonus points if the Campus Police catch you & write you up for public indecency & y’allz photos get in the police blotter of the campus newspaper for Thursday February 15th.
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Hide.Your.Fucking.Money.
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“how to handle Valentine’s Say in an emotionally significant manner”
You could ask her for your balls back and then shoot a nice load in her.
If that’s okay with her.
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As long as she brings the movies. Otherwise no reward.
Seriously, have you read the 16 Demandments? And no, it doesn’t start 1/ Say your prayers, 2/ Eat your vitamins, 3/ believe in yourself, although that wouldn’t be a bad start necessarily. The 16 work just as well in LTR’s as they do in casual. Some even better.
Read and understand, then search the archives. Pretty much every question has been asked and answered, often with results of the advice. Certainly the questions you ask have.
You’ll remember the information better if you search it up yourself, but if anyone wants to post specific advice, you don’t need my permission obviously.
JIDF trolls need not apply.
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“how do I handle Valentine’s Day in an alpha, but emotionally significant manner?”
Well, you could always give her a bag of Skittles.
Then rape her at 4 a.m. Wearing a zippy leather mask.
Girls love that shit.
Trust me, I’m a boomer.
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More “nice guys lose” news:
A friend of my wife had a few glasses of wine with us at an early dinner the other night. She was the only one drinking. She started asking us what we thought of her husband, who was at home w the kids because she needed “me” time.
Loaded questions followed, including “hypotheticals” about staying with someone you’re not attracted to for the sake of your kids. Things are looking bad for absent husband at this point.
Some background about this couple. She used to be legit hot. Now, after the ravages of time and multiple kids, she can at best be described as “not ugly”. He was always kind of a nerd. Meek and continually deferring to her and her increasingly masculine/bossy behavior over the years. Short for a man, and skinny fat.
I could never quite figure out how they got together in the first place. My wife and their other friends filled me in. She was getting desperate for a green card and let her friends pressure her into sealing the deal w the nice guy in order to lock down that sweet document.
They have multiple kids that were all IVF, because they don’t have sex. Apparently they’ve only ever banged a few times in the years and years they’ve been together.
Back to dinner, she has a few more glasses of wine and begins to vent about how she doesn’t feel chemistry w him, doesn’t respect him, hates his parents, hates the way he smells (lol!), and wanted her parents to move in so that someone would be there to take care of the kids when she got rid of him and was at her gogrrl job.
It really is a shame, because he’s mostly a solid guy. Engineer type who helps keep the country running. Working 60 hour weeks to prop up civilization. But he’s also kind of a cuck. Wants to adopt chinese babies for the churchian cuck points, etc.
I think that the situation might not have reached the point of no return. A Chateau intervention might save this guy yet, but I also suspect he would react very negatively to having the obvious pointed out to him.
FRAT version, nice guy is going to get divorce raped for being a nice guy. Nice guys continue to lose.
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“nice guys” might as well be women. No masculine man should ever be called “nice”. I feel sorry for the wimpy fool, but if he doesn’t feel the masculine fire in him then he will never succeed no matter how much you try to explain to him through “coaching”.
Bet you that weeb probably watches porn and jerks it at least weekly. Imagine how shitty of a life that is, wanking it for 30 years straight. Disgusting
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“They have multiple kids that were all IVF, because they don’t have sex. Apparently they’ve only ever banged a few times”
Dear God.
Buy him a present. You can get 30 foot of organic european hemp 1″ rope on the ‘Bay for about sort of $40 these days(converting mentally on the fly from a mess of euro/british values, may contain wild (place) errors).
Or a bunch of Ancestry dna tests, about $200 a pop. As a certified geek, he may find the compiled results of the (((“IVF”))) somewhat diverting.
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@ Tam
Rope? Why rope? You got something against a man burning himself alive? Less mess for wifey to clean up.
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These stories about the henpecked men flip me out a bit – and even that we get these weird “hey guys I need some advice” questions here.
“Hey guys, I’m asking for a friend, but my wife…I mean my friend’s wife … has started to insist that he wear one of those choker dog collars whenever we go out and he was wondering if maybe any of you have some good advice about how he could get her, his wife, to bring him to heel a little more gently.
He has developed a bad welt on his neck from the collar and the cream isn’t clearing it up at all.
Appreciate it. Stay alpha!”
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Makes me think about guys who said in the recent stripper post
“Forget about feeling sorry for strippers and pros. They like the lifestyle. It is just how they are”
True.
And so it is the same with these henpecked men. It is just how they are. Nothing will ever help them.
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Consider: If you weren’t such a nice guy – she wouldn’t be crying on your shoulder … she’s collecting seeds of sympathy ahead of the scorched earth divorce – now she’s got you right where she wants you – I’d bet you even paid for dinner.
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Bro, reading comprehension. She was venting to my wife. I was there to take in the fireworks.
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Eunuch
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Crikey don’t hold back there Q.
SV already stated he was just staring in bulging-eyed, slack-jawed horror as the sozzled slag, unbidden, spilled her guts to the otherwise polite and fastidious company. Sort of Abigail’s Party on meth.
He may have been force to fiddle with his cufflinks, or run a finger inside the starched Eton collar while looking pointedly at the silver fretware claret tray on the sideboard. Give a bloke a break. He didn’t invite her.
What is it about the end of January? Everybody’s NooYeah abstinence vows beginning to chafe a little? Fucked if I care, we’ve got our National Bard’s day on Thursday.
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I think that the situation might not have reached the point of no return.
That’s putting it mildly.
If the guy is your friend and you want to help him, the only advice that comes to mind, is for him to insist on fucking his wife.
On the other hand, the world is full of losers.
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problem with telling him to just fuck his wife is that she is most likely not interested in him sexually anymore so he would be the one initiating then getting obligation sex with her resenting and being disgusted with him afterwards or she’ll reject him outright like she’s probably already been doing. either way, she has the upper hand and every time he approaches her with his desire/need for her, he lowers her attraction to him.
telling a man to fuck his wife to solve problems only works if she still has some attraction and desire to please him. doesn’t sound like that’s the case here.
this guy would be better off giving the w1fe less attention for awhile and seeking out attention from other women. even if he doesn’t have the balls to leave the bitch, getting attention from other women would do wonders for his ego and personality. best case scenario, that improves things with the w1fe and she gets her act together. worst case, he gets from other women what his shitty w1fe won’t
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Prepare for the divorce, then start dread game. Meaning hide your assets as best you can. Then start working out, getting nicer clothes, etc.
Wifey will notice the changes. Tell her in no uncertain terms that you are unhappy with the marriage and you will now start dating other women. You are not asking for permission. You are telling her a fact. You will do this discretely, for the sake of the family.
She will act angry, but her respect and attraction will grow. A lot. Later that may mean sex will be added back to the marriage and things will be improved. Either way the husband will have a better life.
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Stealth. Stealth. And more stealth. Either today or tomorrow this is going to cost him a bundle. What he has to do is minimize the damage.
Update passport. Get the ten-year. Get out all of the cash he can. Put it in something that he thinks will be robust in any financial downturn, esp for currencies.
Read some sites on how to minimize damage. See some lawyers. Forwarned is forearmed.
Get wealth out of the country.
Go to Las Vegas a few times and keep the airline tickets in case you want to testify that you gambled all of your money away.
Tell her you want to sell the house and move to Mexico or Canada or something for a job so you’ll have to rent a while. Get the house cashed out and move what you can.
The worst you can do if you can’t bank in a foreign jurisdiction (sorry US citizens) s put a few hundred ounces into a strong box and bury it in the desert.
It is not her fucking money. But of course he asked for the kids, so he has to hold up his end there. But not at the gunpo1nt. The point is to get what hand he can.
But what a beat. Adopt chinks? Breed with browns? On second thought, fuck him.
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Allright there Macro old son? “getting nicer clothes, etc.” Is key, but very awkward for American chaps.
If you follow the usual stags in this field, (ask andy about clothes, fedora lounge and all the rest) one will, quite obliviously and incurably, end up signalling “hello! I’m either a gay predatory boulevardier, or a bulgarian contract killer”.
I’m not banging the drum for )))the bastard english(( [God forbid], but they did invent this crap. Tom at English Cut, or that fat bloke from Brum, I’d better look him up and get back to you.
Their stuff is sound, and suits anyone less than ten feet tall with 38-lb bollocks, i.e. your average American.
Going for the insular Dan Craig market here. So short and undernourished, we could be Russians .. it’s the Ration, don’tcher know?
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come on man for the love of god buy him a gun and tell him to point at his face and pull trigger best advice possible it would seem
or maybe the bitch is lying and he has her do things that no one should ever know
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and if that friend of your wife ahhh yea
sounds like it is open for threesome her your wife and you if you so inclined
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“A Chateau intervention”: Fast. Lift. ZFG. Fast. Lift. Dread Game. Fast. Lift. LICK YOUR D@MNED FINGER AND GET IT ON HER CL!T, YOU MORON!!!!! Fast. Lift.
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“The Power Of Dread Game”; August 24, 2014; by CH
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“She was getting desperate for a green card… wanted her parents to move in so that someone would be there to take care of the kids when she got rid of him and was at her gogrrl job…”
Gotta love that CHAIN MIGRATION!!!!!
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I was thinking the same. Dread game. He has to do something nuclear.
On the other hand, he wants to adopt chinks. ‘Cause that’s what the world needs more of. Fuck him.
If you can actually find a flicker of actual “man” remaining in this friend of yours, genuinely do your best to help him.
If he’s too far gone (or was never there in any form in the first place), you have to stay out of the swamp. But you can try the nuclear option as well I suppose. Tell him, everything, in no uncertain terms. Send him here to the archives. He listens and acts or he doesn’t. His call.
The stay out of it. And learn from it.
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And yeah, what’s the country of origin of the green carder?
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take the tv and lift it overhead then smash it on floor proceed to break a baseball bat off on it feelzzzz good man
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Unscrew every single door in the house, including the front and back doors, and take them to the dump. Jack the car up on blocks and roll the wheels into the river or sell them.
Then go on a vacation to somewhere hot, without her.
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doors is a good one too I like it
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Living the life, muh bruthaz.
Living the life.
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Take her to the zoo.
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why is that so funny
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It’s a line from Rocky, gunny. The local mafia chief had a pug driver who didn’t like Rocky, and he’d snark at him constantly. In the case of the zoo line, he was teasing Rocky that his shy girlfriend was actually retarded, and retards like the zoo, so that’s where Rocky should take her on a first date.
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unscrew can’t unscrew just kick them off hinges
proceed to windows and give the cureo and mirriors whats left of bat
what about windows?>
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If you’re experiencing anything like the winter we’re experiencing down here in Bible Belt country [12 to 16 inches of snow yesterday], then that b!tch is gonna freeze to death in that house.
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just need a few blankets good to go
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I was in north Dakota winter two blankets on 5 inch foam comfortable in back of suv seats folded down
that trip was fun
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Short, snappy retorts like “lol” and “gay”, which in context don’t make a whole lot of sense nor need to,
They need to not make a lot of sense, actually.
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Make a lot of sense, and your chances of femdoors opening to you will thin away.
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You once wrote, ‘umble Host, that saying something very rational to a woman in heat may cost you the lay (and “love” in Hamster speak).
I gave it a try recently, aware of what it could import: she went insane. Of course, she couldn’t even consciously know what had made her lose it.
Lol.
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If there’s anything the Hamster hates more than “Boring!” [or “Predictable”], then I’d like to know what it is.
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Axiom? .. Axiom …. that takes me back. Only black fellow I would even give the time of day to. Not that I ever met him, poor lad.
Black people can act White, if strictly disciplined
If you stop making (((excuses))) for them. Just treat them like adults, with all that entails (Death, Vengeance, War, Family Integrity, Responsibility, Productivity, Honor, and most of all, Self-Reliance.
Instead of (((that shit))), that they are apparently unable to unseat, bronco-style.
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chick sitting here with boyfriend watching tv didn’t mean to give you mixed signals
me how you take someone off messenger
chick ive never tried it before
chick maybe block messenger
me me either
chick someone blocked me before cause she disliked me but I never have myself
me I like ya you just a little diferent he he he but I see when u online and such
chick I can also from people I don’t talk to no more its cool to say hey
me k
me trying still keep me on back burner
chick my man I just want to do right that’s all
me just wanted to hang out lol I get more sex than need but not someone that’s fun though hard to find
chick ahhh sweet I will keep that in mind
chick I would love to take a bath have no water downtown
yea water was out
still nothing though lolzolzolzolzzzzz
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who the fuck says my man
was it her dude lol the fuck
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got to like that asd removal right I get more ass than a toilet seat said slightly diferent
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maybe I got to just keep trying I suppose and not like I can say i’ll pick you up I got no car right now
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She has a cocaine fingernail…
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Ears on dates are a good intro move into domination pussyheaven. When you want to go ballz deep and see how far you can get away with tell her you want to see her chained and walk down the street with collar. Tingles be registered in japan at earthquake magnitude.
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will try that
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Gunslinger, my sense is that your game is at heart already so Spiritual that if you start adding these BDSMish routines to your act, then you’re gonna grow into a minor deity like Charles Manson.
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the bdsm costumes don’t really appeal to me although I think it would be funny so would try texted ex ex see what she says
she had the ballgag upstairs lol so already like that I never used it on her
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and man do I not look up to Charles manson lol wtf
how bout someone not in jail for life
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imma go to restaurant with ex ex with collar on will be funny
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me did you die out there
still nothing
hopefully not lol
another chick supposed to be coming over
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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I give it 2 years max, potential BOTM here
“Why I took my wife’s last name”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42720646
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Holly Hanna!
“Man” 1/ Elementary school teacher. Was mocked by eight year olds. Wife a fug.
“Man” 2/ A Tibetan Buddhist meditation instructor. What the actual fuck is that? No further comments required.
“Man” 3/ Brazilian faggot. Has the money quote though: “When we got m@rried it was a great opportunity to take Jill’s name and be myself as an adult.” Seriously?
UK clearly stands for “Unlimited Kucks.” I know quite a few Brits, none are like this. I’ve been out of the Tibetan Buddhist meditation instructor community for a while, maybe this is the norm now?
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And in general, if your prospective waifu doesn’t want to take your name, MASSIVE red flag.
And since when was “making your own name up when you got m@rried” a thing?
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Alpha male challenge:
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26231091_885640521613312_1526665566202905463_n.jpg?oh=d6352b8b74df4e4ced22128804aa1385&oe=5AF6EBD6
If the pic doesn’t show up it says
1) take a picture of your girl
2) find a nice frame
3) hang it in the kitchen
4) write employee of the month under the picture
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that’s a good one
good test too.
if your girl squawks or gets pissy at you for it, she’s a bitchy feminist at her core, not a keeper
if she tells you you’re a jerk but still smiles and giggles about it, she’s a keeper
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Those ears are from a Snapchat filters. Duh!
[CH: i don’t use snapchat, but yeah i shoulda known that because i see these stupid ears everywhere online.]
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I use to avoid lols and emojis, but then I realized just how effective they were for frame/amused mastery.
One of my plates was picking a completely unprovoked fight the other night over text. I never reacted, and stopped replying after about two replies.
She messages me the following night with the classic “Are you still mad at me?” (Classic chick reversal of frame/shit test).
I wrote back.. “Lol. You really are on the rag this week aren’t you” (laughing emoji)
Young players beware of chicks who pull this shit. Odds on they’re the cluster Bs Captain Obvious talks about above.
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Best advice.
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