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Alpha Male Of The Month

January 21, 2018 by CH

It would have been even funnier if the pilot had released a load of kitty litter on the crowd.

(Via gabber @bombbelt)

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  1. on January 21, 2018 at 10:05 am CH

    and yes, i know this may be ‘shopped. still funny, and still useful as a trigger of pussyhatters.

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 10:53 am Mob Barley

      If only it were real… would be more effective than photoshop..:

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 2:06 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

        Maybe it should say: I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 12:52 pm jvo17

      Best troll since “Iron My Shirt Bitch” at Augusta National.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 21, 2018 at 9:47 pm FastEddie

        I was headed to my gym in the downtown area at a stop light when 12 or 15 of them passed (you should see the freak shows who come out of the woodwork.) I don’t know what made me do it, but I rolled down my window and yelled, “You! You’re all unloved and unfuckable!”

        They all turned around. As a White, blonde guy in a black BMW, I expected at least one harpy to yell back, but not one did.

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 12:03 am skorzecin150

      Yeah, totally shopped. This would break about six gorillian FAA regs, which is not to say it doesn’t happen, but the color scheme on that bird isn’t exactly low viz, so the chances of getting caught (especially these days with all the damn cameras) is pretty good.

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  2. on January 21, 2018 at 10:30 am Alpha Male Of The Month | @the_arv

    […] Alpha Male Of The Month […]

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  3. on January 21, 2018 at 10:34 am Tam the Bam

    Are the idiots down below worshipping it or something?
    In before first SPLC attempts to have him accused of terrorism and hate speech.

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  4. on January 21, 2018 at 10:39 am Sean Fielding

    It’s shopped, but AOTM to the shopper.

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 11:40 am Macro Investor

      I met one of them before the first march. I asked how could they be protesting so soon, since Obama was still prez and we didn’t even know what the new gov’t would do? She said it was just to “let ’em know we’re here.” Meaning it was a useless meeting with no agenda other than random bitching. I almost told her pitiful beta husband that I felt sorry for him.

      A bunch of fat, ugly 50 YO women who need another forum for whining and bitching about nothing and anything. All they are really capable of is watching CNN and screaming at what they’re aimed at.

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 12:31 pm Abraham Lincoln

        >Meaning it was a useless meeting with no agenda other than random bitching.

        Congratulations, you have just described every protest in the history of ever.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 12:39 am skorzecin150

        And all female run corporate meetings.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 2:13 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

        They beez womyn, they gotta complain about something. Let them complain about Trump. He don’t care. keep the complaining away from you and all you have to worry about is her finding out what you do when she’s not around. Use a nickname like the Mob, and NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE. 😉

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  5. on January 21, 2018 at 10:47 am cortesar

    weaponized dumb cunts is a powerful weapon in the hands of our (((enemies)))
    it is only by removing welfare state mechanisms and reintroducing the only natural state of humanity, struggle that is, that it can be defused
    Mind you in such a world of struggle there is no place for the nose counting system aka demoncracy
    Only in a rotten and decaying system strong, healthy and powerful will willingly accept to be governed by weak, rotten and degenerate

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 11:20 am cortesar

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 11:53 am greginaurora

        Nice tits sweetheart.

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 12:22 pm justwanttocommentblog

        Shame about the rest

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 12:33 pm Scanman

        She looks nice.

        Haha

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 12:37 pm cortesar

        I think it is her personality that men are mostly attracted to
        Except for the street shitters
        They want to see boobs and vagene before committing their vote

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 21, 2018 at 1:37 pm cortesar

        or this walking crime against masculinity

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 21, 2018 at 4:29 pm hard9bf

        Who bish dis is? God blessed her with a fantastic rack, pouty knob-gobbling lips, and enough disposable income for a $5.50 cup of burnt espresso. And she’d be sorta pretty if she lost the resting bish face.

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 5:40 pm Jay in DC

        hard9bf– You are 100% part of the problem. That is a 40+ woman with fucking bingo wings and flapjack fatty tits. With sagging jowls to boot.

        Thirst dudes like you need to die because you are fucking it up BIG TIME for the rest of us w/ standards. dafuq…

        LikeLiked by 3 people


      • on January 21, 2018 at 6:24 pm hans

        God these old bitches make me sick.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 12:43 am skorzecin150

        Gravity’s a bitch, ain’t it?

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 2:45 am Tam the Bam

        Chronic fishmouth.
        Also bristols holed below the waterline and sinking fast

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 8:56 am ultimathule1

        She’s merely a girl who secretly longs to be spanked.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 1:14 pm Pretty Boy Looch

        Those are quality tits. Shame.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 2:36 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

        Who are they kidding man? They don’t want power, they want submission to a strong man. Fifty Shades of Gray is the plain vanilla version of “The Story of O”. Chateau Heartiste should know what that is right?

        [CH: “i loved that he was so powerful i was nothing”]

        These women may be all mad and upset, but they tingle and froth at the idea of TOTAL SUBMISSION.

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  6. on January 21, 2018 at 11:08 am cortesar

    jeez did she hit the wall hard
    one would think the cunt was masha gessen

    Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Franco at #WomensMarch2018: ‘I Want My Pin Back’ https://t.co/ZWOcoGoN1E pic.twitter.com/nL63CSKoJk

    — IndieWire (@IndieWire) January 21, 2018

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 11:10 am cortesar

      jeez did she hit the wall hard
      easily mistaken for masha gessen

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  7. on January 21, 2018 at 11:11 am Amon Ra

    Meanwhile ……………….

    ” Why this man who barged in on his cheating wife could go to jail for 15 years ”

    http://www.orrazz.com/2018/01/why-this-man-who-barged-in-on-his.html

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 5:25 pm Vagina dominator

      The really disgraceful part of this is the way that the system forces both men to position themseves as victims – i.e., as females – in order to get on the good side of the court narrative. Disgusting.

      SOLUTIONS

      – recriminalize adultery
      – bring back dueling

      Also note she was fucking her 58 year old boss – who had some kind of orthpedics related business.

      Women are quite capable of getting wet for cash.

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 12:49 am skorzecin150

      Yeah this story doesn’t compute. He was at home looking after his 5 year old son (what happened to him btw?), just randomly noticed the ipad was moving (do wimminz really take their ipads when they go a-cheatin’?), then followed blah blah.

      Really, when I saw who was involved, spics galore and at least one (((lawyer))), my fucks to give were depleted.

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  8. on January 21, 2018 at 11:15 am Amon Ra

    Isn’t this great guys ? How long can society last ?

    ” 40 Percent Of Kids Now Born To Single Moms—Up 700 Percent Since 1960 ”

    https://nationaleconomicseditorial.com/2018/01/16/single-motherhood-rise/

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 4:04 pm Dread Forman

      The niggerization of Weimerica

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 5:29 pm Ben Shona

        The judeation…

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 6:25 pm Vagina dominator

      Illegitimacy up 700%. And Dow 26,000.

      The country is booming, I tell you, booming!

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  9. on January 21, 2018 at 11:18 am cortesar

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    LikeLiked by 3 people


    • on January 21, 2018 at 11:40 am cortesar

      one must admit they are very creative
      jeez it takes inhuman strength to bear utterly stupid, ugly and old, all at he same time

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on January 21, 2018 at 11:52 am SteveRogers42

        Paging Dean Wormer:

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 12:19 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        “This is NOT Normal”

        Absolutely goddamn right.

        LikeLiked by 2 people


      • on January 22, 2018 at 4:22 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

        Debbie done hit the wall, she never had it all. She needs some brown Today, she has low market grade. She needs less classy guys, you should all know why. Its not, 1985..

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 12:00 pm Hackett To Bits

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 9:29 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

      You know, she probably got that sign from her Mom. Her Mom probably gave it to her Nanny to use whenever she wanted to know where her Mom was.

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  10. on January 21, 2018 at 11:19 am plumpjack

    funny but predicable. we need to cut closer to the female id bone if we want any hope of drawing what little remains of their human blood.

    something along the lines of:

    “legalize post-birth abortion!!! my body! my choice!”

    …would go further to call out the fact that the “morality” of their “cause” is little more than a debate by society about how much psychopathy it’s willing to allow in it’s women before it collectively vomits.

    let’s start passing out the meme-emetics, shall we?

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  11. on January 21, 2018 at 11:23 am Titus

    Month? No. Pussy March is annual. He gets of the Year award.

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  12. on January 21, 2018 at 11:34 am gunslingergregi

    think its official I have not fucked more woman that wanted to fuck than any man alive

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 11:37 am gunslingergregi

      I’m not a piece of meat Jane. I’m trying. I’ve got ointments, lotions,
      creams, books, things that vibrate.
      ””””””””””

      lolzzz my dick don’t look like that pic with the bumps and shit all over it so doing something right I guess

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  13. on January 21, 2018 at 11:49 am daysofgame.com

    “If you can’t stand the heat… get back in the kitchen.”

    LikeLiked by 4 people


    • on January 21, 2018 at 11:54 am SteveRogers42

      Nice one!

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  14. on January 21, 2018 at 12:24 pm John Smith

    I sig heiled a German girl on a date yesterday. Am I alpha yet?

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  15. on January 21, 2018 at 1:28 pm traitors first

    yeah this is not something I usually say or think but …………………
    these women are literally begging for the pimp hand, I mean had the F slapped out of her so bad she needs to wear the whole white sharia muzzie garb rob thing. These women are literally starving for their husbands, boyfriends, significant others, or whatever to grow a pair.

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  16. on January 21, 2018 at 1:38 pm mendo

    I’m still trying to figure out what Trump’s done since he’s been in office to oppress women.

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 1:57 pm plumpjack

      i think that’s exactly the point, mendo. he’s not oppressing them, and neither is anyone else. they’re being ignored, and that’s why they’re so terribly upset.

      LikeLiked by 3 people


      • on January 21, 2018 at 2:11 pm mendo

        Ah, yes, they’re being ignored. Which ties into CH’s following post about dealing with a thot.

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  17. on January 21, 2018 at 1:44 pm Anonymous

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  18. on January 21, 2018 at 1:58 pm Kate

    I wanna know how these women have the energy to march on a Saturday when I’m exhausted by Wednesday. My cross-country coach imprinted in my mind the notion of “leave it on the field.” These women might try putting a little bit more effort into their jobs. Maybe then they’d deserve “equal pay.”

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 21, 2018 at 3:14 pm Southern WASP

      They’d be happier if they were at home taking care of children.

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      • on January 21, 2018 at 4:19 pm hard9bf

        True. But they can’t find a man willing to impregn@te them, so they march while screeching r@pe fantasies through a bullhorn under the guise of #metoo. Deluded liars. Nobody wants these HB0’s and gray-haired hippie burnouts.

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  19. on January 21, 2018 at 3:04 pm Alpha Male Of The Month | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  20. on January 21, 2018 at 3:40 pm Amon Ra

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 3:42 pm Southern WASP

      Hahahahaha!

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    • on January 21, 2018 at 5:49 pm Jay in DC

      I find nothing funny about it really. These fucking hogs CONTROL the narrative completely and if you think they aren’t coming for your balls, you are sadly mistaken.

      You are already a 2nd class citizen in your own nation and by the time they are done you will be a straight up slave. Equality was never the goal from inception, revenge was.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 8:20 am Southern WASP

        Jay in DC, you think a roomful of fat girls controls the narrative?

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 11:54 am Jay in DC

        “Jay in DC, you think a roomful of fat girls controls the narrative?”

        Go into your office find the first fatty (there will be legion) and say “fat girl”.

        Go out in public, same deal, and say “fat girl”.

        Report back here with your results. Just because you want to live in an alternate reality doesn’t mean I’m not woke as fuck. They DO control the narrative, if they didn’t they wouldn’t be 2/3 of the population.

        You know why in the 1980s there were thin hot bitches everywhere? Because fatbodies were properly shamed still. Now its celebrated, if that isn’t controlling the fucking narrative please elucidate and enlighten me as to what is and how I’m wrong. Nigga please…

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 12:34 pm Greg Eliot

        Well, to be fair, if you insult anyone’s physical appearance out of the blue, in either office or free-range meat world, you’re probably in for an unpleasant afternoon, amirite?

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 12:58 am skorzecin150

      Jay, it IS hilarious.

      The fact they they’re little piggy brains can’t make the connection only makes it funnier.

      Things are getting better. Right wingers are now WN, normies are becoming right wingers, centrists are leaning more right every day.

      They’re on their last (not-inconsiderable) legs.

      As I keep saying, invest in rope futures. You’re bound to make a killing….

      LikeLiked by 2 people


  21. on January 21, 2018 at 4:10 pm hard9bf

    Speaking of alphas, the Whitest team in the NFL is going to the Super Bowl yet again.

    Go Pats

    LikeLiked by 4 people


    • on January 22, 2018 at 12:36 pm Greg Eliot

      Small consolation, given the negro-worship that ‘Murrican football entails, from college to the pros to the incessant (((media))).

      LikeLiked by 1 person


  22. on January 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm lastkingofscotland

    best protest sign ever was at a pro-abortion rally. dude had a sign saying “i’m just here for the chicks.”

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  23. on January 21, 2018 at 8:16 pm stevetirone

    The real Alpha of the Month: https://www.rt.com/news/374613-sydney-trump-sky-protest/

    LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on January 21, 2018 at 10:29 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

      Yeah; Australian women.

      Quite possibly the most widely enabled, entitled, demanding, solipsistic bunch of nanny state, social safety net, feminist parasites on the planet.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 5:27 pm Mr Meaner

        Seconded

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 12:22 am Stifler

      That was last year.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 6:22 am stevetirone

        Yeah, I know it was off chronologically, but a real-world skywriting harassment of bitterbitchez— can’t match this any better.

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      • on January 22, 2018 at 4:57 pm Mean Mr. Mustard.

        Heh …. if only !!!

        When Milo Yiannopoulos toured Australia in December of 2017; the Mainstream Media and assorted Australian Femitards almost lost their collective minds.

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 1:00 am skorzecin150

      Now THAT is great. Even if it is a year old.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on January 22, 2018 at 8:52 am Greg Eliot

      The alt-R chads are aces at neener-neeners.

      But it’s going to take more than that to show me alpha… and to turn the tide of the current malaise.

      You frat boiz had better start taking that to heart.

      /jes’ sayin’ rape

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  24. on January 21, 2018 at 9:32 pm Anonymous

    O/T: anyone know when scientific american bought into identity politics… i can’t even finish an article now

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  25. on January 22, 2018 at 9:55 am strongwhitecock

    Meanwhile, Beta of the Month contestant Chuck Schumer? Seen here with his wife.

    https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/gettyimages-1413429651.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780&strip=all

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    • on January 22, 2018 at 12:38 pm Greg Eliot

      A big “No shit, Sherlock” and machts nichts… he’s a kike and a bought-and-paid-for politician.

      What WERE you expecting?

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