I was holding glans with a girl as we sidewalked past a precious vintage wig boutique. Instinctively, and perhaps subconsciously motivated by a suddenly retrieved pleasant memory of this girl, I steered my accomplice into the wig shop and bought a pair of cheapo matching wigs (styled after REDACTED), on the condition that we both would have to wear the wigs for the rest of the day (and night) without giving our game away to anyone who asked us about our wigly appearance.
The idea was that we’d play it straight, as if the wigs were our naturally matching hair textures and colors, sincerely questioning the confusion of those who’d wonder about the sight of us, and in the suppressed comedy of our little two-character play a rush of sexual frisson would lube our bonding time.
I know this nurtured playfulness sounds like an awful chore to a lot of men, but a couple facts you should keep with you: one, what would be a bore to do alone is a lot of fun with a partner in crime and two, when you see that doggy dinner bowl look that a girl gives you as you sweep her into your flight of fancy you’ll learn to love the power of your whimsy over women.
Chicks dig playful men, of all ages. Maybe it’s because there aren’t many playful men, so the few who do exist are noticed by women. I think instead it’s that women are the playful sex, and they feel a stronger connection to men who can not just match their playfulness but surprise them with their own. Evolutionarily, there is likely a sexual selection effect in women for whimsical men because whimsy reveals a creative mind, and male creativity is a secondary sex characteristic no less alluring to women than strong pecs and a square jaw.
Older men reading here should try hard to be more whimsical. You can be playful with masculine verve too; whimsy is not only the domain of effete artist types. Unfortunately for the mediocre masses of beta males, whimsy and energy are the two traits that rapidly and mercilessly decline with age, until a man’s personality and passion are a shrunken relic of his former pussy-parting glory. But for those men who can keep their energy level up and their whimsy performance-tuned, they will find that younger women will barely blink an eye at the thought of dating them.
What happened during the day? Did she go along with it? Did it lead to sexytime? Was there fornication with wigs on?
Where is the rest of the story???
[CH: 1. regrettably i can’t reveal much about the day’s happenings without compromising deep state prerogative 2. yes, eagerly 3. yes, eagerly 4. yes! for a while anyhow 5. in my soul vault]
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lol
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Reminds me of the beginning of 9 and a half weeks.
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This is a great article by HBomb Oracle, highlighting what I totally agree is an undeserved part of a man’s essence . . . and what may be a pillar to the rest of him.
If you’re unwilling to be fun, you’re saying, in effect, “Fuck you world, I don’t care about you.” If you don’t care about the world, you don’t care about her. I don’t care who the girl is, she wants to be cared for, even by an alpha. The combination of sweet and sour is essence of alpha.
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UNDER-**SERVED** part …. {see above}
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Shared Conspiracy game is extremely potent.
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Thinking of robbing a bank with a chick. Framing it as an all-expenses-paid trip to Norway (expenses paid once they catch you, that is).
My wife, though ethnically norsk, is still on the fence.
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“But for those men who can keep their energy level up and their whimsy performance-tuned, they will find that younger women will barely blink an eye at the thought of dating them.”
*** cough *** IRISHSAVANT *** cough ***
r u paying attention?
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[…] Keep Whimsy Alive […]
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this is one case where “don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do”, doesn’t apply.
when women say they like a man who makes them laugh, they mean it.
of course you have to do it right or you’ll just come off like her annoying little brother.
but with the right mix of masculine energy and a good sense of humor, you can easily keep even the toughest girls coming back for more
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The stress and pressure of erectile dysfunction and performance problems can now be eased by Blindbattis.
This alcohol based therapy will make women look younger and prettier, jokes sound funnier and ease the stress associated with responsible behavior.
Based on a formula of German workmanship this alcohol based therapy will get you moving and get you Hynie. In tests with Heineken labs and Octoberfest real life simulators, the results passed the expectations of everyone except Feminists, Girly Men and Metrosexuals.
*Caution: Any erection lasting more than an hour might still be remembered after a full dose of Blindbattis.
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Blindbattis can ease stress and tension associated with erectile dysfunction and performance anxiety. Available where ever there are not dry county laws.
* The American Dental Association has issued a black box warning against using Guinness with Blindbattis Therapy. It may lead to odd stares, allegations of toothless rednecks and inbred hillbilly jokes due to British Birds living in the American Ecosphere. It may also lead to massive out-of-pocket costs for dental care due to dental plans not normally offered under Obamacare Plans in most states.
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weed can help with it as well I suppose although I have forgotten to use it for a while
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which is funny cause when I was in va security or police or whatever were telling my doc to test me for something they have on good authority I might be on something she like she is the doctor it is her call and she isn’t testing me
it was really fucking wierd
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I always like doing spontaneous stuff like this, but I find, as you mentioned, I’m more experimental and daring when with a girl.
Part of it showing off–very small part–and the most of it is just to have fun. Great story.
I have no doubt that that memory is even more etched in her mind than your own.
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CH, you perv, the nerve of my masculine verve which gets me what I deserve…I came up with the idea of enforcing my borders playfully (as opposed to harshly)…I invented it to stoke my whimsy…today at Wally World I pulled a number from an early-20s hottie (I’m retired or retarded, not sure which) and her first text to me was “Thank you”. Another time, she had thanked me for stopping to chat with her when I was at Wally World with Mrs. Gamer. When I was at Wally World at self-checkout today, she came over to chat and I faced the machine deliberately to make her work to face me, lolz.
I’m Richard the Whimsical, otherwise known as Wry Dick. Sometimes spectacular, other times crepuscular.
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ahh you don’t think he did the wig thing
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No surprise since they have the minds of children.
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i dunno ch. doesn’t it seem like chicks have overly high expectations about being entertained, and that life is solely about being entertained? i’d rather reward a girl with some light whimsy AFTER she’s shown that she can endure a bit of work. “come on over and help me dig some post holes for a new fence, and if you do a good job maybe I’ll spray you with the garden hose.” there’s your whimsy.
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i guess I’m more concerned with turns ME on these days (female accountability) than what turns girls on. maybe I’m old-fashioned…
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with *what
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You want women to dig post holes for you, plumpjack?
Whats the difference between you and a feminist?
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*MY woman. and yes. or make lunch. or run to the store. or make herself USEFUL in some other meaningful way.
that vwould be the exact opposite of the affirmative action feminist movement, where she’s rewarded simply for having a vagina.
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It goes pretty fast with a digging bar.
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Yeah you’re reaching hard to justify that one, Plumpjack. What kind of girl wants to use shovels. Not the kind I’d want to be with. If you want that, you should have her bear you some strong sons and make a sammich.
It’ll take some time, but Rome isn’t built in a day. Women who do that kind of work, are not the domestic variety. They’re the feminist type.
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“Yeah you’re reaching hard to justify that one, Plumpjack. What kind of girl wants to use shovels.”
I haven’t met too many girls who WOULDN’T want to use a shovel if the guy they were into was using one.
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Being Whimsy is more about entertaining yourself, and it just so happens to turn her on.
Like: pushing her into the boy’s washroom, spraying her with the garden hose, etc
Come to think of it, the garden hose is a fantastic idea
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yeah, that’s a good way to look at it. enjoy yourself and spread the merry.
and the garden hose never fails. especially if you make it seem like it m-i-g-h-t have been an “accident”. “hey, how’d you get so wet?!? oh no, are those your work clothes?!?”
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Man I definitely hear what you’re saying… while I was reading this post, I was also thinking “ugh the thought of having to ‘perform’ just makes me tired”
Then, as if like some sort of psychic, CH’s following paragraph was:
This was spot on, especially the part about the doggy dinner bowl look. At least for me, nothing is quite as motivating as being out with a girl and just intuitively knowing, without even having to say or acknowledge it, that things are going your way and that you’d practically have to chop your dick off for sex not to happen at that point. Everything is more fun when sex is the cherry on top.
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Its only a chore if you feel you have to actually entertain her. That’s actually rather clownish. Its much more about attitude. Women say they HATE arrogant men. They say they really hate overconfidence. It gets them worked into a lather. They will practically drag you to a secluded place and tear off your pants to show you how much they hate it.
Make no mistake. Women say one thing and mean another a lot. If you try too hard, you shoot yourself down. Never push anything too hard. Hit the punchline and let the laughter carry on by itself. People who are bad at jokes will drive it too far and run it into the ground.
ALWAYS LEAVE THEM WANTING MORE.
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this chick said she ain’t orgasmed in two years and I’m responsible tomorrow for her to have one
I got this
I think I can I think I can
my gigolo days have begun
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i’m in a pressure cooker and there’s no escape
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told her I beat chicks before she like if I asked you to would you beat me I’m like prob not today maybe after ya begged rofl
is was she being whimsical or serious
about to see how far down the rabbit hole goes
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No is better for the job than you GSG.
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yea three minutes later Boom!!!!! lol
she had like 4
maybe i’ll get the fucking massage cert and do my true calling making bitches happy
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In other news I was reading up on the Conan O Cuck story and saw a headline saying “Floyd Mayweather calls Trump a ‘real man’ for pussy grabbing comments”
Real recognizes real I guess. Even tho he’s a nog I always thought Floyd was an ok dude. Sure I was rooting for McGregor and I lost a bit of money on him, but I don’t resent him the 40-0 record. People call him a pussy but I can’t fault him for not wanting to get brain damage for the amusement of random strangers.
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It doesn’t necessarily show in interviews but Floyd is a high IQ nog. His ability to adjust to shit on the fly is indicative of higher cognitive ability.
Here’s a man who had the God given talent to be a crowd pleaser, but had the low time preference to adopt a “boring”, economical style that left his brain intact at 40. Compare this to somebody like GGG who will probaly be an amnesiac by the time he retires due to the volume of punches he takes.
Mayweather is an honorary shitlord and a role model.
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Probably was off-topic, but I happen to have really enjoyed this comment. Opens wide-eyed vistas into a fascinating world that’s been closed to me — violence in the ring.
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Marvel at gibbons nimbly navigating the canopy. Their ability to adjust on the fly is not IQ, it’s physical coordination. A boy raised by champion boxers will develop coordination and a strategy befitting his hardness of head.
I’ve always enjoyed Mayweather. He’s got character *for an African*; a huge ego balanced by genuine humility. But he actually can’t read. Compare his trash talk to McGregor – a true high IQ – and see that Mayweather is average IQ at best. He might be high IQ *for an African*.
Nonetheless, it’s briefly refreshing to see an African step outside the victim theology culture, and express some recognition of reality. Like how boss Trump is.
Then again, Floyd unabashedly brags about owning strip clubs.
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@Happy Hunter
Floyd is high IQ, don’t give a shit if he black or not. The idea of “adjusting on the fly” indicates high level of cognitive ability. No different than this last Sunday when the Patriots made half time adjustments to beat Jacksonville. Belichick is a certified genius, right? When you see what your opponent is tryna do to you, you switch things up to win.
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Among Floyd M.’s “problematic” comments following his thoughts about Trump:
“A lot of times you meet people, people from other countries. You meet people from other countries that be like, ‘Oh, I love my country. I love this. I love that.’ I say, ‘If you love your country so much, why you here? You taking up space for other people. We got some other Americans that would love your job.’ ”
-Floyd the Righteous
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But for those men who can keep their energy level up and their whimsy performance-tuned, they will find that younger women will barely blink an eye at the thought of dating them.
This
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Insert Wolfies rebuttal here
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Can confirm.
Lived in college housing for a time.
Was 26 surrounded by 19-20yos. I was nervous they saw me as the older guy and didn’t want anything to do with me.
After I finally hooked up with one, age came into the conversation and she said my age never even crossed her mind. All I did was attend one or two parties with her and humor a few of her flights of fancy. No clown game shenanigans required.
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I took my girl (23 year difference) to a nice but casual Italian restaurant in the heart of left-wing university town. I told her we were in the 1950’s and she was not allowed to talk to the waiter. I would order for her and answer any questions put to her. We had a blast! Waiter had no idea what to do with us.
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Well done. Try the following, reverse rules apply.
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I find that cannabis is a nice way to maintain a little whimsy as we age. Pick a nice sativa dominant strain like Durban Poison or Sour Diesel and see the world anew.
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I’m against trigger warnings, in general, but there are exceptions. “Holding glans”?!? I could have used a “Put down your drink before reading” warning.
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Humor is an evolutionary conundrum. At its best it reflects creativity and intelligence. But even dummies can have a gay old time.
Humor seems to reflect strength of spirit. A triumph of the will over the predominantly stressful and brutal nature of life in a world of scarcity. To sit in hell and laugh. Happily elevated beyond rational constraints. It’s mind over matter, like game and life itself.
The capacity to remain a content soul when all around you men are being destroyed, dreams shattered. Rejection of fear. A focus on pleasures and opportunities, not on consequences. I’ve noticed that my fearful self is a foreign entity to my fearless self. It’s always the fearless one — the true personality — that has unlocked ladies’ good natures; the fearful one triggers their evil guillotine-of-evolution mode.
Almost like evolution is survival of the spirits more than survival of the bodies. Or more textbook: a man’s power derives almost entirely from his brain.
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Among mouth-breathers, vulgarity = humor and loudness = humor. Also, dopey girls don’t appreciate whimsy — in fact they are annoyed by it, probably because it imposes creative-cognitive demands beyond their capacities.
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good observation
paying attention to what a girl finds funny is another great way to screen her for gf/wife status.
the dumb ones who don’t understand or appreciate true wit and whimsy but laugh heartily at fart jokes, f bombs, pranks meant to humiliate others, and other crass attempts at humor are disgusting creatures at their core. not people you should be keeping around for any length of time
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My hunch is that humor simply signals lack of stress, both internal and social, and is thus an indicator of health and social status.
The old theory that humor helps mating because of creativity or intelligence strikes me as wrong, for the reason hard9bf describes: girls simply don’t get those things.
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Bull, humor is a coping mechanism to deal with stress and tragedy. It’s why Russians have probably the best sense of humor in the world.
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10,000 year theory says we changed utterly with the dawn of agriculture, mostly in evolving social ranks, eg master/helot.
Master groups are worn down over time by mixing with helots, probably mostly via Chad masters banging hot helots. Meanwhile, the smartest helot men figure out ways to rise higher. Humor’s an important signal: builds bonds and shows intelligence and confidence in a matter of seconds. Humor virtually always involves social class.
Fielding sez: “If you’re so smart, why aren’t you funny?”
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Dutch ovens are always cheeky.
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A short child-like game I enjoy playing is the classic “how come you face is so smooth this way but so ROUGH this way?!”
For those that haven’t heard… you just run your hand down her face from her forehead to her mouth while saying “how come your face is so smooth this way…” and then rake it back up over her nose, eyelashes, bangs while saying “but so rough this way”.
Has never failed to get a laugh/arm punch for me. It’s also a great way to establish kino and opens her up to being more touchy with you… after all, you just had your dirty paws all over one of her most valuable assets.
Another great one –
If you’re out with her and need to get up to go to the bathroom (without excusing yourself, for all junior gamers in here) come back with a few drops of water on your hand and as you go to sit, lightly flick some in her face and comment “dont you hate it when you pee on your hands”.
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CH, were you strollin down Martin Luther King Blvd? I only see wig shops between liquor stores and chicken joints when I’m speedin thru the ghetto.
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(styled after REDACTED)
A Flock of Seagulls?
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