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An Urgent Message For Strap-On Within

January 24, 2018 by CH

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  1. on January 24, 2018 at 9:15 pm Hackett To Bits

    You’re teasing strappy by making his/xir’s heart go pitter patter.

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 9:21 pm RagingBeta

      Excellent push/pull

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 9:40 pm trav777

        FBI totally corrupt, conspiracy, perjury, treason. At all levels.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 4:29 am Titus

        Trav777, the FBI is a redundant organization, one whose function should probably fall to the Marshals Service.

        But know one thing, the rank and file investigators at the Bureau are overwhelmingly conservative, and former military. Comey pulling his stunt last year caused an internal mutiny and you can bet your bottom dollar that they were instrumental in getting information to the Inspector-General.

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  2. on January 24, 2018 at 9:22 pm Greg Eliot

    On a more serious note, is this not-so-secret secret memo really going to be the bombshell we well-intentioned young White liberals hope it’s going to be… up to and including criminal charges against FBI personnel?

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:00 pm King

      [1/3]

      No, man. There are no “bombshells” or “smoking guns” that directly create felicitous political consequences for us. We have seen the implosion of that kind of Every-Story-is-Watergate overkill before our very eyes in Trump’s manhandling of the media, which have been promising “evidence” of “Russian collusion” any day now for a year (as the meme in the OP is mocking).

      Nunes, like a smart student of Trump/Andrew Breitbart, is manipulating hostile coverage with his canny handling of the memo. He is stretching out its effect over a month rather than releasing it for a one-minute story only to have it buried by the media as a “nothingburger.”

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:01 pm King

      [2/3]

      This is a patient prosecutor laying out a largely circumstantial case for conspiracy in the court of public opinion. He has to troll his enemies out into the open by encouraging false confidence, and the final message has to be simple enough to be digested by people who don’t pay attention to politics.

      “Luck” is the residue of preparation, so don’t imagine that Trump is “lucky” that the FBI erased five months of texts between two adulterous lovers (who spoke of “insurance policies” and “the secret society”) at the center of every investigation within sniffing distance of Trump. Those are tabloid co-conspirator villains that every Joe Sixpack and Margie Hairdresser can understand.

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:03 pm King

      [3/3]

      You are so used to the bumbling amateur political maneuvering of the right that you project it onto a proven master of ceremonies, perhaps THE master in modern American history. If he had stumbled even once in the last three years, you might have a case for cynicism. This is what winning looks like. Enjoy it while it is happening! And help us all maintain that frame rather than being a doomsayer.

      The weakness of the conservative is his disinclination to risk big and therefore win big. He hedges his bets by always predicting the worst, which will either vindicate him or leave him “happily surprised.” But that doesn’t account for all the demoralization along the way, just to “conserve” the mean little assets he has hoarded for himself.

      Matt

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:14 pm Canadian Friend

      Greg said ,

      …”…On a more serious note, is this not-so-secret secret memo really going to be the bombshell we well-intentioned young White liberals hope it’s going to be… up to and including criminal charges against FBI personnel? …”…

      what do you mean ” we young white liberals” ?

      we ???

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 1:00 am Canadian Friend

        It is true I am not here often as I used to be…sometimes I don t come here for a week or two…I may have missed a few things

        but

        has Greg gone to the other side? and is now a liberal ?

        or was pretending to be a conservative all this time?

        why does he say ”we young white liberals ”?

        hello? is this thing on ??

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 1:08 am gunslingergregi

        everyone will have to be somewhat liberal when there isn’t one actual job
        that humans need to do I guess why they called it progressivisim or some shit

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 7:33 am Captain Obvious

        Sh!tlords are the liberals.

        Odungheap & thecunt & Lynch & Comey & Clapper & Mueller & (((Power))) & Strzok & (((Page))) are the totalitarians.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 7:43 am plumpjack

        “Sh!tlords are the liberals.”

        exactly right. WE the “liberals” now, and we steal that term. we are LIBERATING society from the stranglehold of victimhood-worship totalitarianism.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 8:29 am Alea Iacta Est

        I suspect a typo. “we” instead of “the”….

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:34 am irishsavant

        Jesus will you stop. When she gives me a chaste hug after the game I feel, much to my shame, a manly stirring in my loins.

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 4:44 am irishsavant

      If – and it’s a big if – the law takes its course we’ll see powerful figures right up to and including Mueller and the Hildebeaste in the slammer for the rest of their miserable lives.

      Maybe then we could see a real 9/11 investigation and watch the Neocons swing from the gibbet for mass murder.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 7:40 am Captain Obvious

        Irish, will you please go back about four essays, to “Keep Whimsy Alive” [January 23, 2018; by CH], and focus your attention on that 15yo tennis partner of yours?

        Have you even researched the Age of C0nsent in your jurisdiction yet?

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 7:45 am irishsavant

        I explained the age of consent in that post Cap’ain. 16 if you’re sober, 12 if you’re drunk.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 8:47 am anon

        who is the real bad guy here? I’m confused. Trump is literally a Jew and very very pro-Israel despite the (((secular people))) not understanding that.

        http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/25/john-kerry-reportedly-coaches-palestinians-not-to-yield-to-trump-in-peace-talks-spurring-backlash.html

        Sometimes it’s the “left” that calls out Israel. Not that Arabs are good either. But….

        the reason the whole world hates the USA is that we ARE a Jewish country, literally, since 1945.

        McCarthy was right.

        Ford was right.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:13 am Captain Obvious

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 9:21 pm Chadmore

        anon you are a retard. Trump is a German and Celtic mix.

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 7:06 am Greg Eliot

      You are so used to the bumbling amateur political maneuvering of the right that you project it onto a proven master of ceremonies, perhaps THE master in modern American history. If he had stumbled even once in the last three years, you might have a case for cynicism.

      I was asking a sincere question, having just read about the “secret” memo that apparently the entire congress already knows about… and it seems many of them are starting to shit the proverbial bricks.

      You know me… I’m chomping at the bit to say “FINALLY!” 😉

      has Greg gone to the other side? and is now a liberal ?

      Alas, another jest and movie homage fallen flat! And here I was, on a pretty good streak lately.

      That “we well-intentioned young White liberals” line is from the movie Cutter’s Way, starring John Heard in what should have been an Oscar-worthy performance that year, and Jeff Bridges.

      The scene is, Heard is a Vietnam vet who lost an arm in the war and is otherwise pretty racked up, drinking in a bar and holding court, looking like the last biker on earth, and he calls one of the guys sitting with them “Rastus, the house n1gger” as a wry introduction when Bridges walks in. Two other spades then come over with threatening looks and Heard just looks at them and says “Wha, did I say something wrong? What ARE we well-intentioned young White liberals calling you people nowadays?”

      Bridges quickly tries to smooth things over and says “Hey guys, he’s a bit messed up… the war, you know?” And the spades then walk away, but Heard says “War? What war? I wasn’t in any war! Come back here, you fuck!”

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 8:36 am mendo

        I’ll have to check out that film now.

        Here I was thinking I knew many a film out there and you and Lucious keep expanding my to-watch queue.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:58 am Publius

        Dudes, even though most woke JQ people here probably can’t bring themselves to accept the true depth of the rabbit hole. I cannot overstate this fact.

        (((Sig))) got the Army contract, announced shortly after Trump was sworn in, because that formerly great company is now a Jewish company.

        Follow the (((influence))) and you’ll have your answer to any question.

        (((Sig))) can’t even avoid sending obvious Israeli agents to its booth at shot show.

        100% Jewish company just like New York Times and CNN.

        Also read the NBC olímpica story re: Jew caricature head there. Spot the 14 CH lessons in one story.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:00 am Publius

        (((Sig))) is garbage.

        Don’t support (((sig))) or (((Starbucks))).

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:33 am plumpjack

        “Dudes, even though most woke JQ people here probably can’t bring themselves to accept the true depth of the rabbit hole. I cannot overstate this fact.”

        yes, it’s bad. and similar forms of parasitism and symbiosis go all the way back to the beginning of life on Earth. so the TRULY woke know that the only real solution to the JQ is to wipe out all life on Earth and start completely over.

        and if you disagree with that at all then you’re a Jew.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:43 am Greg Eliot

        I’ll have to check out that film now.

        You won’t be sorry… Cutter’s Way is the 80’s version of film noir, and see if you don’t agree that John Heard’s performance is one of the best tour de force male acting jobs ever. He always plays second banana normal nice guys in just about every other role I’ve ever scene, but he’s the star of this one, a one-eyed, one-armed vet with an obsession to solve a murder case when everyone else thinks he’s gone off the deep end.

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  3. on January 24, 2018 at 9:24 pm cortesar

    strapy is coming as soon as xhe finishes resisting

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 9:30 pm Ben Shona

      The thing in the black t shirt and blue jeans–is it a demon of some sort?

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 9:42 pm Joel W

        That’s what happens when Jabba the Hutt & Chewbacca breed.

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 11:05 pm WynnLloyd

        It looks like that face in the Exorcist that pops up. Unsettling.
        Could it maybe be an Australian aborigine? It has a non-human face.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:13 am skorzecin150

        “A demon of some sort”

        As opposed to the others which I’m sure are TOTALLY human!

        And just think, all of these humanoids have the same voting rights you do.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 4:48 am jgarveyrose

        Thought it was Mooch?!

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 6:08 am Publius

        (((CNN))) has article today claiming white men like cuckholding (for real) and misrepresenting the meaning of our cuck slur.

        Jews reading this: cuck means any white politician who is not WN.

        We are taking back the world for the beautiful, smart, hard working people who can delay gratification.

        Also OMG a female reporter went undercover and found that powerful businessmen still flirt with thin women IN THE CURRENT YEAR!!! See wash post.

        The left has totally lost it and still doesn’t understand what is happening.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 7:01 am Fancy parts of Mogadishu

        (((Democracy))) #scam

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 8:08 am Ironsides

        From left to right, we appear to have: a street shitter female in cowboy boots, a bearded lady, a demon in a denim skirt, a huge pile of sweating stercoderm flesh in red, an Australopithecus, a beaner androgyne beating on a small drum, a beaner female, a chingchong in shades, and a beaner dyke half in frame.

        How do the leftists have the absolute gall to say that this anything but a selection of ambulatory trash that utterly defiles whatever background it’s put against?

        Leftism, the cult of hideous.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:30 am Cracker

        black t shirt and blue jeans does look like a demon but i’m pretty sure that’s michelle obama

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 9:35 pm vfm#7634

      Physiognomy is real… good f—ing grief.

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 9:44 pm gunslingergregi

      would not bang the one in red pointy elbows

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 9:45 pm gunslingergregi

        I might be lying rofl

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 10:07 pm King

        Those are the least pointy elbows ever. They might even be concave.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 2:04 am Ben Shona

        LOL If you bang Red your rep is gone.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 7:10 am Greg Eliot

        LOL If you bang Red your rep is gone.

        Or forever established…

        … as the proverbial guy who’ll “fuck a woodpile if he thought there might be a snake in it.”

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:22 am bolg

        lol gregi, don’t be a pussy, dive in

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:43 am gunslingergregi

        if i dove in id prob bring my comp and hope for an internet connection he he he

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 9:52 pm cortesar

      Red gorilla dominates the scene while poor chair has do all resisting
      Strapy is on gorilla’s left ready to lead those still able to walk

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 11:02 pm WynnLloyd

        It’s amazing that she felt it would be appropriate to get a damn weave.
        As if anything to do with her hairstyle could have a significant impact on her appearance in any way.

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:17 pm Canadian Friend

      when one looks like that, how can they be happy about anything ? other than having a 4th bigmac with super sized fries?

      is it any wonder those people are permanently angry, especially at good looking white males ?

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 6:18 am Sentient

        Zeus… Bring 🔥!!!

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 1:17 am Bo Jangles.

      She didn’t bring a chair, she brought a damn table.

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 6:06 am Ironsides

      Visual proof that this country is in desperate need of a cleansing fire.

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 9:04 am mad66mav

      Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

      H/T Austin Powers

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 9:10 am pdwalker

      Is the thing in read doing a blackface imitation?

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 9:31 am vfm#7634

      On the upside: this is what communists look like these days. lozlzozlzozlozlzozlzozlozz

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 11:38 am pulsotic

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:04 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        Most of ’em can’t even get their hand completely over their heads. The only necessary “defense” against this resistance would be two stairs.

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  4. on January 24, 2018 at 9:39 pm An Urgent Message For Strap-On Within | @the_arv

    […] An Urgent Message For Strap-On Within […]

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  5. on January 24, 2018 at 9:59 pm Anonymous

    Haha, good one!

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  6. on January 24, 2018 at 10:21 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

    Off topic ….

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/book-that-imagined-nazi-future-wwii-hitler-gender-swastika-night?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=atlas-page

    Heh!

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 12:17 am skorzecin150

      I was hoping to find it had be written by one of (((them))), as usual. Couldn’t confirm that, but lesbian status confirmed on the writer.

      So some sort of degeneracy had to be involved.

      The only thing women should be writing is recipes.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:47 am Greg Eliot

        If’n she ain’t, she’ll do until (((one))) gets here.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:54 am Greg Eliot

        If the link to her picture ever gets outta mod, let’s just say if’n she ain’t (((one))), she’ll do until (((one))) gets here.

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  7. on January 24, 2018 at 10:31 pm gunslingergregi

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/chinese-firm-found-guilty-of-stealing-wind-technology-from-u-s-supplier-1516829326

    here we go

    ”””””’American Superconductor Corp. claimed Sinovel Wind Group stole source code for turbine software ”””””

    yea global companies till they get robbed the shit out of and told to go fuck themselves he he he

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 7:13 am Greg Eliot

      Source code for turbine software?

      What did they take, one big while loop?

      /C rape!

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:23 am bolg

        lol

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:48 am Greg Eliot

        while ( WIND )
        {
        turn();
        }

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:51 am gunslingergregi

        lol

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:58 am bolg

        #include smallmexicaninsideturbine.h

        if ( !WIND ) {

        pedalling_pedro()

        }

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:01 pm gunslingergregi

        ok another reason for dreamers got to have something to do on windy days

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:05 pm bolg

        doing the jobs h1b indians won’t do lol

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:06 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        Well, Greg, they would need to be able to adjust the speed to make sure all the birds are well diced. Can’t have any getting away, ya know.

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 12:13 pm hans

      Yeah, research the Chinese way.
      Joint venture the shit out of every western innovator, rob them blind of their IP and copy everything 10x cheaper and 100x shittier.

      That´s how OUR solar industry died and the entertainment industry way before that.
      No Trump to save you with his “EVIL” protectionist ways.

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  8. on January 24, 2018 at 10:37 pm gunslingergregi

    http://partners.wsj.com/ubs/invest-in-china/data-innovation-explosion/?campID=DS-BRAND2017-GLOBAL-ENG-BANNER-WSJ-CCWSJ2IOTNMFP-NATIVECONTENTAD-CCWSJ2IOTNMFP-HTML5-ANY-STANDARDMEDIA”””””

    this shows just how bad trump was really needed
    one second it is china has the research in both us china then china slightly behind us well I guess so if they just take what is made in us
    we had that before about people doing business in china had to already give up there tech to china.
    some ballsy motherfuckers give em that

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:38 pm gunslingergregi

      really takes that fantasy global world and puts it in perspective

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 11:24 pm gunslingergregi

        why ain’t we doing the air tubes like banks have to deliver everything like pizza socks whatever in almost real time
        to houses
        could be like almost instant star treck to get anything type deal
        seems like would be pretty easy to convert a city to it and pretty quick to get shit delivered
        my comp shit down trying to post this rofl

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 11:25 pm gunslingergregi

        just mail would be too easy

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 11:31 pm gunslingergregi

        they say drones delivering shit yea that would work too lol something to probably invest in there sheet
        lets be first to do drone pizza delivery and have no work that people need to do

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  9. on January 24, 2018 at 10:53 pm cortesar

    This is the way to do it
    but muh free speech and expressionz
    looks like (((propaganda))) did not work well
    so far that is
    ————————————————————————————————
    “China has banned hip-hop culture and actors with tattoos from appearing on television.

    The country’s top media regulator — the State Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television of the People’s Republic of China (SAPPRFT) — now “specifically requires that programs should not feature actors with tattoos [or depict] hip hop culture, sub-culture (non-mainstream culture) and dispirited culture (decadent culture),” Sina, a Chinese news outlet, reports. …”
    —————————————————————————————————

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 10:56 pm cortesar

      if you doubt the wisdom of Chinese watch this sorry display of total devastation ((fallen)) upon our lands

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 10:57 pm cortesar

        http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2018/01/24/china-bans-hip-hop-tattoos-degenerate-culture-from-television/

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 1:04 am Sean Fielding

        Commenter at the YT original:

        “Please put this thing out of our misery.”

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 6:28 am Jim Christian

        What the fuck is THAT?

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 6:36 am pdwalker

        Is that thing even human? Does it’s IQ surpass 40?

        Wait, rhetorical questions, never mind.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 8:22 am Pretty Boy Looch

        This is how I prefer my wiggresses


        Getting Looch’d would surely reconvert her to white dick.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 8:24 am Pretty Boy Looch

        Don’t give up hope.

        Getting Looch’d would make all these little gutta sluts forget about bl@ck dick

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 11:09 pm WynnLloyd

      They will out Jew the Jews. They have all of the cunning, they just prefer to have an insular society instead of mixing with other groups.

      If Jews like Krauthammer and the other Elders of Wye think they are going to be able to flee to China after this place collapses, they are dreaming.

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      • on January 24, 2018 at 11:46 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

        The Chinese are already undertaking a silent invasion of Australia.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 2:34 am Amasius

        Supposedly China is rapidly Christianizing. Who knows what will happen when their chingchong brains are all scrambled with jew shit?

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 9:31 pm Chadmore

        Jews hate Christ though

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 12:10 am Sun Tzu

      Promoting traditional values, what kind of communists are they???

      To be fair, if Stalin was around, he’d “take care” of hip hop culture. Then again Stalin isn’t one of the tribe

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:27 am skorzecin150

        How deprived must the world be when we genuinely lament that Stalin is not around.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:58 am baked georgia

        yes, lenin pushed subversion both for soviet union and the rest of the world. while stalin had a more sharper mind. he wanted traditional values to soviet union, but not elsewhere. because he knew that such subversion ruin societies. so he wanted to ruin his enemies, but not himself

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 6:20 am Sentient

      This. Black Culture has bankrupted America. Slap white kids listening to rap music.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:35 am bolg

        black culture is a symptom, not the disease. it doesn’t push itself by itself 24/7. i suspect black (and comparable) cultures would be gone overnight if we just found a way to nuke the six gazillion cancer cells killing us with culture

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:51 am Greg Eliot

        Ain’t that the truth… look into the history of every recording of all them three-chord “black geniuses” and the DJs who brought “race music” to White kids.

        Reads like a kosher barbeque invite list.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:17 pm bolg

        exactly. every single time

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  10. on January 24, 2018 at 11:03 pm MikeR

    WTF is that 2nd one from the left? Who the hell are these creatures? Are they supposed to be dreamers or something? More like “nightmarers”.

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    • on January 24, 2018 at 11:32 pm myshariamoor

      Coulter calls ’em that.

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  11. on January 24, 2018 at 11:43 pm gunslingergregi

    app for cell phone dog cat food dispenser and water that can be played with
    and camera to see the food water level
    be a fun toy to have when gone for a bit
    people who love their dogs would have to own one

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 12:12 am gunslingergregi

      I need a dam idea team

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  12. on January 25, 2018 at 1:15 am Bo Jangles.

    In other fake news, being a cuckold can be a positive experience. https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 9:30 am Hackett To Bits

      Hillarious poopy talk from Fake News Network all the way through.

      I like how they depict the woman in the threesome as a person of healthy weight, when the reality is this:

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:38 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        They’re so goddamned dishonest. Every girl’z profile complains about height and decries men for exaggerating their height by an inch or two. Yet you have all these girlz with their (to quote the mâitre) “carefully cropped profile pics”. I called a girl on it once, never calling her fat, just questioning the cropping and she got very defensive.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 10:45 am Quaid

        Looks like she ate the other two in the ménage …

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 11:11 am Tiberius

        A man only gets fooled by that once, if at all. Every time after the cropping is an easy tell. No sexy chick is ever shy about flaunting it.

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm Greg Eliot

        Damn is THAT’S not a shame… what a cute face. (((shakin’ mah haid)))

        She’s still young enough to turn the tide… that’d be a fine brood mare, right thar, amirite?

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:17 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        The genesis and timing of this “story” is explained in one paragraph:

        “Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it’s increasingly prevalent among gay men, too. “I’d long gotten letters from straight couples into cuckolding (usually initiated by the husband), but none from gay couples until after marriage equality began to gather steam””

        Of course, there’s more poz to spread:

        “For gay men, cuckolding isn’t quite as taboo because the norm of lifelong monogamy isn’t so strong in the LGBT community”

        That’s really understating the matter, dontchathink?

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 12:39 pm Greg Eliot

        I hadn’t thought about this sudden media and Cyberian push of the cuck theme, especially when a n1gger is involved, beyond as a usual shitskin/kike/dweeb neener-neenering of White men.

        But if one considers the queer angle, and the way they push their agenda in the effort to normalize their swinery, it makes perfect sense that the impetus behind much of it comes from that quarter.

        DUH on me!

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 9:37 am vfm#7634

      CNN playing the Fake News role again. Yeah, that’s as believable as the Kinsey report.

      (Although, I will say that white women should stay far, far away from any soyboys who’ve ever gotten off to BM-WF p0rn.)

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      • on January 25, 2018 at 9:54 am Hackett To Bits

        #CuckNewsNetwork

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  13. on January 25, 2018 at 2:13 am An Urgent Message For Strap-On Within | Reaction Times

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  14. on January 25, 2018 at 2:48 am Libertardian

    Electric Pence: ‘The benefit to the Dems openly going full :librage: is they literally could not have picked a worst time to do it. MAGA is on a rampage and gets more popular with each daily victory, but all the Dems can see are their new mayan underlords threatening to eat them alive if they don’t amnesty all 87 billion of them. And now Trump is forcing them into that position yet again, but this time he’s upped the demands and lowered the benefits. It’s getting increasingly dangerous for Democrats to play this game, but by God they’re just begging to die on this hill and Trump is more than willing to oblige.’

    ‘[Don Corleone] offered Les Halley twenty thousand dollars to release Johnny Fontane from the personal services contract. Halley offered to take only fifty percent of Johnny’s earnings. Don Corleone was amused. He dropped his offer from twenty thousand dollars to ten thousand dollars. The band leader, obviously not a man of the world outside his beloved show business, completely missed the significance of this lower offer. He refused. The next day Don Corleone went to see the band leader personally. … Don Corleone persuaded Les Halley to sign a document giving up all rights to all services from Johnny Fontane upon payment of a certified check to the amount of ten thousand dollars. Don Corleone did this by putting a pistol to the forehead of the band leader and assuring him with the utmost seriousness that either his signature or his brains would rest on that document in exactly one minute. Les Halley signed.’

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    • on January 25, 2018 at 5:01 am Hackett To Bits

      The Godfather novel is a Red Pill must-read.

      “…Don Corleone had no desire, no intention, of letting his youngest son be killed in the service of a power foreign to himself. Doctors had been bribed, secret arrangements had been made. A great deal of money had been spent to take the proper precautions.

      “But Michael was twenty-one years of age and nothing could be done against his own willfulness. He enlisted and fought over the Pacific Ocean. He became a Captain and won medals. In 1944 his picture was printed in Life magazine with a photo layout of his deeds. A friend had shown Don Corleone the magazine (his family did not dare), and the Don had grunted disdainfully and said, “He performs those miracles for strangers.” ”

      And that was for 90% White America.

      Here we are, in the 17th year of sending our alphas off to foreign lands to risk their lives, only to protect the ‘rights’ of invaders to claim the use of our lands and send billions in cash to their home countries, to protect the ‘rights’ of the mentally ill to claim that their biology can be ignored and their ‘rights’ to not be offended by those of us who object, to protect the ‘rights’ of two finocchios to get ‘married’ and thus render marriage meaningless, and all the other crimes against the people and against nature, whitewashed as ‘enlightened attitudes’, that we daily comment on here.

      No more performing miracles for strangers…

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  15. on January 25, 2018 at 8:01 am Feral Sigma

    ATTENTION CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! STRAP-ON SIGNAL NEEDED! PLEASE GIVE STRAP-ON SIGNAL IMMEDIATELY! URGENT!!! URGENT!!!

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  16. on January 25, 2018 at 9:00 am Stake From Jake Jarm

    here’s a beta of the month, traitor cuck nominee:

    Rep Meehan voted against GOP bill to REPEAL muh Obamacare to impress a girl. Way to hold frame, yo

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