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lzlzooozoz
sorry to hear a fan passed awayz!
RIP mate!
but it was not da gbfm dis time
but i understandz da confusions
an orgasm is called “un petite morte” by da frances.
it means “a small death.”
and orgasm is a small death
as it takes a bit of life and lust away
and so da gbfm dies
thousands of times a week
sometimes with your motherz
but more often with your girldfriendz
an wivesz
lzozozozozo just kiddingz
i don’t do da hos of bros
RIP Bro
long live da heartistez
lzozlzllzlozloz
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And now my day is good.
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Da Golden Child gif for da GBFM? Marvelous.
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The world needs more GBFM
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I wonder “who” he is in real life… mustn’t have been easy insofar for him
one has to have swamped in every sorrow’s swamp to possess that kind of off-key irony (and any kind of genius)
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Missing him. Missed you, GBFM.
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an orgasm is called “un petite morte”
No, it is called une petite mort. “One” can’t be in masculine form if “petite” is in feminine. “Mort” is a feminine word, so all descriptions are also in feminine form.
An orgasm is also called many other things in French, not just this.
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I was just getting ready to write that! But I didn’t want people to make fun of me. So I decided to keep my damn trap shut.
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So why do the frogs consider Death to be of a feminine essence?
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I’m guessing the punchline has something to do with body odor or armpit hair.
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Sex and death are mysterious and therefore are Yin energy, therefore feminine. Male energy is expansive like the sun, or Yang energy.
The French may understand this instinctively and it’s reflected in the language.
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I’m still tryin’ to suss out what the Krauts were thinkin’ when they made sun feminine and moon masculine.
(((scratchin’ mah haid)))
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So why do the frogs consider Death to be of a feminine essence
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probably for the same reason they have le vagin, pussy, as masculine
It is grammatical
Which gives the title for a novel
La petite mort d’un vagin
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Greg, the original German moon deity Mani were male as was the Mesopotamian one Sin
In those cultures the Sun was usually female.
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which will be translated in Hindu as
Dear all, send bobs and vagene pics
and become an instantaneous bestseller
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why do the frogs consider Death to be of a feminine essence?
Probably for the same reasons that they consider knives to be masculine, but forks to be feminine. It’s just one of the fundamental principles of the universe, like General Relativity.
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but but since you are in the business of correcting
it is not une petite mort but
la petite mort
Une petite morte means exactly that a small death
LA petite mort means an orgasm
“La” defines a particular meaning among many in this case
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You’re correcting GBFM on spelling and grammar? You should also make note that he used too many l’s in lzozlzllzlozloz.
[CH: no grammar can contain le gbfm]
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It’s “la” GBFM smdh
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I was going to say … take your ritannzzzl todayz.
All hail the bard of the ‘sphere.
I for one welcome our old dyslexic overlord.
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going grammar Nazi on da gbfm?
…
who bitch this is?
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From today’s New York Times, written by a Republican in the enemy stronghold:
“But a year later, the project of containment has been much more successful than its critics feared. Here is a short list of moves — some authoritarian, some just destabilizing — that Trump promised or threatened during the campaign: reinstating waterboarding and allowing torture, even over military objections; shaking up NATO and striking a deal that abandons American allies to a Russian sphere of influence; pulling the United States out of Nafta; changing libel laws to make it easier to bankrupt his critics in the press; launching a major trade war with China; pulling the United States out of the Iranian nuclear deal; installing cronies and relatives in high judicial posts; banning Muslim entry to the United States; and deporting millions of illegal immigrants in an enormous sweep.
A year later none of these things have happened; few have even been meaningfully attempted. In almost every case the establishment Republicans crowding his cabinet or influencing him from the Senate have had a gentling or restraining (or, from an alt-right perspective, cucking)
…”
Xtrabeing:
So, they recognize the alt-right and a Recucklican even admits he’s a cuck. Fucking piece of turd asswipe homo not recognizing threat to everyone loser piece of shit. What’s noteworthy about this, aside from a cuck calling himself a cuck, is that the New York Times is prepared to go easy on Trump. That means they expect they’ve won. Have they? I leave the argument up to you gentlemen to decide. X.
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I’m in a bad mood because of an op-ed piece in the Times. I posted a long piece on it here, but essentially this Recucklican admits he’s a cuck from an alt-right perspective, and the fact that he’s being admitted into the Xtrabeing scornful sneer hallowed halls of the enemy stronghold, the NYT, shows that the Times thinks Trump is finished.
What I hope is that Trump has been waiting to amass reputational power, solidifying his image as “President” so he can take the alt-right army and military forces and do a little juntaing on the liberals, skipping the courts and all that good judicial activism lib shit and just execute the lot of them.
That’s what I would wish. And if Trump wants to go one further and pull a Caesar on the Rubicon, assigning nationalities of America to go to the new global territories to administer in White America’s name, let him rule the world with America’s armed might.
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Oh, by the way, Great Books For Men, thanks for cheering me up. I envy the much love you receive. Having been hated vociferously in my nearly 2 years on the Chateau (probably because I wrote extreme anti-women articles on my old blog, and you were terrified I would somehow blow up, taking you with me — Ban him! Ban Sorcerygod!), I admire that.
The Saucy Queer talks seems to have quieted down, though. Strange. It’s like being adrift at sea after a vicious oceanic storm. I must have some confidence in myself and my value though. Yours, X.
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Nah, never read your blog-tosh at all. Your cloying pixie smugness is sufficient to make one want to give you the boot.
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You will.
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ButthexBernanke.
Lolzololz.
Tucker Max.
Ah, he was an artiste.
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Da GBFM lives!
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[…] da GBFM, Ladies And Gentlemen […]
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GBFM did nothing wrong.
His masterpiece song is here forever :
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Should have been comment number one.
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Greatest tune of all time. Still brings tears to mine eyes!
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Beyond The Valley Of The D(r)olls
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he studied as Drolliard Academy.
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Dr(um) (R)oll, maestro.
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Thank kek for da GBFM
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Lolzozozoz
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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had two bitches in my bed in honor of gbfm he he he
lolzozlozlolzolzzzzzzzzz
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Also, what is GBFM?
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“Great Books For Men” you frickin noob
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Now I really don’t understand the post.
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I think gbfm might be a chick
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are you certain gregi!!?!?!!? That would be huge news but I highly doubt it
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GBFM’s been largely silent since the Trumpenfuhrer announced his candidacy.
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GBFM you magnificent bastard!
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“GBFM you magnificent bastard!”
That should be: GBFM you magnificent bastard! I read your Great Books!
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Da GBFM remains on this site like the background radiation of the universe, even though of late he only infrequently manifests himself more tangibly.
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