February 14, 2018 by CH
From Popcorn Out,
I printed this out in black and white, wrote ‘happy valentines day’ in a speech bubble coming from the God Emperor and stuck it through her letterbox.
Anybody raise me?
Roses are red violets are blue raising walls while balls deep in you. On Vaj Day, she wants a lover with a slow hand. Tomorrow, we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled jackhammering.
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One of the best lines from “Shaft”:
– It’s been a while. – So what is it this time?
You just wanna be held, or you want the L.D.?
What you think it is? l want the L.D., baby.
And then I wanna be held.
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From the movie Airport ’79, stewardess serving the flight crew:
Stewardess: What would you like.
Pilot: Coffee, black.
Copilot: The same.
Stewardess: Oh aren’t we a big men.
Pilot: They don’t call it the cockpit for nothing sweetheart.
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Can’t spell lebensraum without “u”
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Roll up your sleeve and gimme your number lolzlolzlolz
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“Only buns for your oven, baby”
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[…] Happy Tender Lovemaking Day […]
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this is great. there’s a lot packed in there. MAGA linked with reassurance game. frankfurt school deprogramming game.
nationalism is sexy now, baby, don’tcha know? let’s get it on!
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And that’s all just the tip of the 600 million year old male intrasexual selection volcano, against which the Frankfurt School and their cucks on the alt-right-lite are in a pitched battle to keep capped while they boil their tea from China and talk talk talk.
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Hallmark Cards, in conjunction with X the Special, presents:
Sexual innuendo for apolitical urban lesbians on Valentine’s Day
Card #1:
“You’re a fine feminist in gothic black
On your girlfriend you’ve just taken a smack
Maybe she’ll slap you on the back
Before a beta you find to thwack.”
Card #2:
“My darling fellow feminist dyke
Why must we girls always fight
It’s not you I want to psych
It’s our panties that make out, and us, so tight.”
Card #3:
Dyke power:
A woman needs a man the way a fish needs a bicycle,
Also GO GRRL you strong & indie
Also if I’m caught in nature alone, PLEASE HELP ME SOME MAN ANYONE!!”
X.
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Off topic … I found this rather heart warming.
https://www.theknifemedia.com/world-news/israeli-police-recommend-netanyahu-charged-corruption/
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One of (((them))) charged with corruption. Might as well charge him for breathing. It’s just as natural to (((them))).
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I got a card from a black card store down the street from where I work…err I mean cheap card store where $1 is stamped on the front of the card. The card has a big glitter shoe on it on and said “Be My Valentine”. Inside said “If not you owe me a dollar”. Might as well said “bring the skittles”
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*helpful raised eyebrows*
You could decorate that card with lots of very tiny sexual imagery, almost too small to sight, but tantalizing on the edge of perceptual awareness. Anal sex, false rape porn, anything.
Or a big thumbs up from a cartoon grandma.
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God sperges like you give this place a bad smell.
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there ain’t no sperg like sorceryqueer
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Just as well, can you imagine having two of them here? The place would be unusable.
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took ex ex out to dinner he he he I’m a bad bad boy
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full as fuck she fed me lots of her prime rib he he he
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If every one of your ex’s feeds you, you’ll never have to cook a meal.
Stay hearty!
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If every one of his ex’s feeds him, he’s gonna go the way of James Gandolfini. https://nypost.com/2013/06/21/sopranos-star-james-gandolfini-guzzled-at-least-eight-drinks-during-his-final-meal-source/
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Hell yeah!!
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“Soon back to regular scheduled jackhammering”
Life is endless construction work.
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N00BIES: That’s a PRO-TIP rot thar^^^.
Your woman needs to be phucked even when you don’t want to – even when the thought of it disgusts you.
Force her to surrender her 0rgasms to you on a regular basis, or else she’ll sneak out behind your back and surrender them to YaReally.
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fact. it’s also the most efficient way to keep her satisfied with the relationship.
just be sure to tone it down the week before her cycle starts. otherwise she suddenly starts “feeling used”. it’s like someone flipped a switch. ease it back in at the tail end of her flow.
one day I’ll create a monthly graph of how the jackhammering cycle should unfold and post it here. it’s field tested and accuracy is almost 100%.
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Plumpjack
I’d be interested in trialling that. I don’t live with my gf though so I’d need to suss her cycle out first.
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popcorn, keeping tabs on your woman’s cycle is 4D relationship chess. figure it out and put that shit in your calendar asap.
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PJ, that sounds like a great idea
Might even make for a good mobile app
Just need to find a witty name for it so as to bypass the (((censors)))
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mendo, a guys version of Period Tracker would be a great idea. we could call it the Time-to-Jackhammer-Her/Time-to-bring-her-some-chocolate-and-then-go-Fishing-with-your-Pals Tracker.
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that’s a great idea
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We can call it ‘Under Construction’ and it sets up a schedule when to jackhammer away or when to start pour the concrete (or some other construction reference that can be used as a double entendre.)
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They tend to be at their h0rniest on the LEADING edge of The Wave – from the beginning of Menses through to 0vulation.
Then on the trailing edge [the second two weeks], The Darkness sets in, and they get increasingly nasty & crabby & hateful & vicious & of course unstable.
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Plumpjack
I’ve come across the idea before, probably on The Red Pill a few years ago. I liked the idea then as well but it’s not really practical to put it to use unless you’re living with the girl because if you’re living apart you can easily avoid her at that time of the month.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Because, if you must …. Moissanite (not diamonds) is a Girl’s best friend.
https://www.doamore.com/diamonds-vs-moissanite/
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Get her moist tonight with Moissanite.
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heh. the altR’s official (((diamond cartel)))-busting fake precious stone.
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Making silicon carbide into a gemstone… something that only men could think up. Heh.
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As usual, shitlibs falling over each other to reeeee about disarming the law-abiding before the victims’ bodies are cold.
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…Aaaaand it’s
Muslims— I mean, nihilistic progtards.LikeLike
Leftists gonna Leftist.
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Thanks CH.
She’s the sentimental type to keep cards she likes but she hates Trump so I’m interested to see if she keeps this one given her strongly mixed feelings about who’s on it vs who gave it to her.
P.S. we’ll agree to disagree about the “slow hand” as she seemed pretty grateful for my quick fingers
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This Valentinian Day, we in the garden of make believe spread the bovine excrement into the willing faces of the cucksters for the hucksters. Lispy Lindsey is covered in foam, I hope. John McCain is still braindead, and his brain cancer is starving like an African population without the White Farmer. As we celebrate more drones bombing for democracy, diversity and guys wearing dresses, we can listen to Little Jebbie of the Shrubbery as he proclaims rape is love. He has the clap of the cuckservative he found under a rock at Motel 6.
Lincoln Log Cabin Fever.
Is it driving you insane yet?
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Girl, you better be tougher than this..
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Today, nationwide, careerist cat-ladies will be raiding office supply cabinets for batteries.
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Read this:
https://dailystormer.name/antifa-professor-confronted-over-claim-he-chased-james-fields-car-with-a-rifle/
Share this:
and this:
Giving James Fields his day in court, letting the truth be known, and destroying the “muh white supreeeeemist terrorism” bullshit narrative is important.
Piece by piece we must methodically destroy their anti-White narratives.
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Read and share this:
https://dailystormer.name/antifa-professor-confronted-over-claim-he-chased-james-fields-car-with-a-rifle
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Alternative more normie-friendly version:
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/leftist-professor-chased-charlotesville-driver-rifle-attacks-big-league-cameraman-video/
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one very important article that they published is this one: “Washington DC has Third Largest Skype Rats Population – Behind New York and LA”
traditionally it was miami, you know, retirement homes for the wealthy.
but, the increasing number of them in dc is very related to the fact that the power in dc is not amount those that have an elected position (and they’re already overrepresented in such areas), but amount all those in the public machine. the deep state is not a myth.
DoJ, for example, have 113 thousand people working. so even if sessions and trump put their guys heading there, they’ll still be vastly outnumbered by the ((( globalists ))) and their kind. this is the same for very important agency related to us -> cia, fbi, etc
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Sweden sinks deeper.
– Sweden Appoints Pakistani Muslim Head of National Heritage Board –
” Qaisar Mahmood, a Muslim born in Pakistan, is the new head of the Swedish National Heritage Board. This is an extremely anomalous appointment, since he readily admits that he has not read anything about Sweden’s cultural heritage. But his new job is not really about preserving and protecting Sweden’s cultural heritage and historical sites at all. ”
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/269244/sweden-appoints-pakistani-muslim-head-national-robert-spencer
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