The opposite of the Hoverhand and the Chopstick Grip is the Smotherhand. It also goes by the name Hineyhand.
I’m not very familiar with the cast of Maul-Right characters, but this dude is supposedly Based Stickman, caught on camera claiming ownership of two tradthots by laying hands on their asses.
Tweet deleted! Here’s a zoomed-in thumbnail as backup:
A felony record and a waifu at home apparently fine with his road trip meet-ups? Hands firmly palming ass ledges? That’s just the jerkboy magic tradthots can’t resist!
Speaking of ass ledges and impudent palmistry, here’s what the official hand placement guide says about Based Jerkboy’s status with these two tradminxes:
Officially flirting, and scandalously close to assuming boyfriend privileges. Wew I knew there was something between those three!
PS You’ll never catch this God Emperor hoverhanding. Never.
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Of course. If women were smart they would actually slut shame and reject these guys. I mean, look at him. Looks like the guy who would beat up his wife because she added pickles to his sammich and he didn’t want any and got mad. But no. That’s why women suck.
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I didn’t think it was possible to be this retarded
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Women can’t slut shame men. Are you new here?
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No I’m not. And here’s my point. They should, but they don’t, because gyna tingles. Men do slut shame because they may bang the slut that puts out on the first date, but they won’t marry someone that impulsive.
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Women are called sl00ts because it’s easy to lower guard over eggs.
Men are called players because the game (life) is cold and hard to the losers and so very kind to the winners.
Once you graduate from 101 courses we’ll be glad to answer any questions you may have.
Women do not suck – they are biologically dispositioned to guard against weak genes. If they have rejected you, by nature, you suck.
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Slut shame a man rocko? That’s a whole lot of stupid. Are you a man whore? Do you go out and look for pussy? Why not? I know what is Best in Life.
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND LISTEN TO THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN. Genghis Khan. The Real CONAN. 1 in 4 people in Asia love him like a Father.
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[…] The Smotherhand […]
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Yeah, he was the same guy that was smotherhanding Brittany “needs a” Pettibone whilst she was wearing his hoodie and confirmed he was based
I’d say he is a stickman if not for the waifu.
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Sticks has a waifu
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Yeah, but that is a dude on the right…
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Dude goes around with iron rings on just in case he needs to punch a commie in the face, the warrior hero we need.
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Look at the way Lauren is leaning her hips into him.
Always liked Stickman. He has his flaws no doubt, but the guy has the heart of a lion and plenty of balls. He’s not the kind of guy i’d want leading a movement, but when it comes to time to crack heads in the streets, he’s the one to follow.
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This is a pretty good summation of the man. He’s only real weaknesses are miscegenation and not being )))fully redpilled(((
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He’s an e whore, just like the e-whores he is with in that pic. I bet he has a patreon account too. That Damigo dude punching that antifa skank in the face, that was much more better, but he is an e-ho too. I like guys that busts heads and goes home to his wife and kids and aren’t trying to be a friggin’ celeb.
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Gotta be more like this man:
Even after the punch he’s still snarling. BON!
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Yeah, that Belgian guy is the BEST. I bet he’s saying, “Any of you other faggots want some of this?”
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Thing is, some of the guys who e-whore need the cash for legals. Scum sucking leeches otherwise known as lawyers don’t come cheap. Bastards.
Females e-whores on the other hand, are just that. Attention seeking whores.
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Yeah, can’t really entirely blame them. Money is the sinew of war.
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When will hats be passed in based bars?
Like when the IRA was going on?
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yeah I’ll stick with president snatch a grab or president grab a snatch for the win.
Grab’em by the pussy ………… now that my friends is the opposite of hoverhand
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I was told that if you have to walk around behind a horse, you have to put your hand securely on the horse’s butt. Otherwise, the animal is liable to get spooked and kick you.
Likewise, I imagine women are liable to be spooked (I mean, creeped out) by virgin hoverhanding.
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Raising a based stick, man, will get your baes raising dick, man.
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where would you categorize my particular hold. seem to naturally place my hand at where the neck meets the collar bone. always hold firmly, sometimes squeeze and my thumb can stroke the nape of the neck. all females seem to like it. it is not that i am excessively tall, 5 11, which was the original thought. just curious as have never seen anyone discuss this particular type of hold.
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If not hand on ass
Which sticks looksnlike he is doing here
Put your hand on her hip and squeeze. And pinch the tiny bit of flab that’s there for good measure.
Be discerning 😉
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The Connecticut Democrat has been an outspoken supporter of gun control legislation for years, representing the state where the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting occurred in 2012, in which 20 children were fatally shot. Murphy began his floor speech Wednesday by highlighting that “this happens nowhere else other than the United States of America.””””’
should tell ya something we the only ones faking the shit
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wait didn’t bosnia have real literal holes in every building oh yea he a liar too
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war real type maybe all over world and this dude talking bout America special cause of few hundred supposedly dead rofl what a dork
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That’s Faith Goldy on the left, an increasingly based Canadian girl, who was kicked off (((Ezra Levant’s))) failing alt lite site “the rebel” for straying into JQ territory. I’m not sure if that’s alt lite cam girl Lauren Southron, but if it is, then, with the conquest of Brittany Petmyboner, it would appear that’s he’s in the process slaying the top tier of the right wing camgirl cadre.
It’s interesting to see how the outlaw bad boy lifestyle, and the accrued benefits, play out in real life. Based stick man (bsm) has been charged and probably has a record. He too to the streets and gained notoriety for engaging in political violence. Those two factors, the publick outing and the brush with the criminal law system, would ruin most of us. It would spell poverty.
Yet he manages to ride it out; parlaying his fame into a bit of shekels and smashing seriously good pussy along the way. But most of us can’t do that. If we went out and started crushing antifa/BLM goons at protests, we’d be charged, many of us would lose our jobs, and no one would care about our crowdfunding pages.
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Thanks for the backup photo. CH, your imgr links go dead surprisingly fast.
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