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Gaming The Exhibitionist

February 19, 2018 by CH

Almost all pre-Wall women who haven’t surrendered to The Fattening are natural exhibitionists, to a lesser or greater degree of commitment and intensity. It’s in their meat robot wiring, because women have to exhibit themselves to capture men’s attention. They certainly won’t attract male attention with their math skills or stand-up routines.

HB exhibitionism is therefore a rhythm of female life that is best tolerated, or even eagerly welcomed as part of the richness of passionate seduction. However, a man will, in the course of a full dating life, occasionally tangle with a pathological exhibitionist. You know the type: standard BPD operating system, crazy eyes from either too little or too much alpha cock, a whimsical GUI that hides a devious sociopathic core processor, and most notably a propensity for shoving her blatant sexuality in a man’s face and then accusing him (in so many words) of objectifying her. Paging PoundMeToo…

On the topic of gaming exhibitionists (who will Game the Gamer?), Turd Ferguson asks,

What’s the best way to game the Exhibitionist?

Story: Last night at the gym, strong HB8.5 wearing spandex shorts & sports bra. Must have really been worried about her upper back bc she did only bent-rows for 30 minutes. [ed: she was presenting] I approached, she seemed enjoy my teasing & smiled a lot, but rejected the # close. What do?

The strategy is a simple one. Exhibitionists expect male slobbering. Defy that expectation. Don’t be a StepinFelchIt. Exhibitionists are gamed by deflating their expectation of thirsty betas noticing them. Very subtle negs insinuating that you know what they’re up to are usually gold. For example, in Turd’s scenario above: “Are two mirrors enough for you? Minimum, three, to get your form right.”

What the implementation of the counter-exhibitionist strategy entails is a. acting like you don’t notice her flagrant displays of attention or b. noticing her display, but only to make fun of her for it. A really good tactic I’ve found is to call the exhibitionist an amateur, along the lines of “flaunting your cleavage is so derivative”*.

*please do not use the word derivative. i used it here for humorous effect. off this blog, use a normiejerk line such as, “does that cleavage act work for you?”.

There are other tacts. You could accuse the exhibitionist of not living up to your standards for clear and evident displays of female sexual interest. Or you could completely flip the script and chide her for being a prude in dress or behavior. This really mindfucks the psychobitionists, especially if she’s hiking her skirt up and you tell her she should try showing more leg if she wants a man to notice her.

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  1. on February 19, 2018 at 6:21 pm williamk

    Female exhibitionism is a shit test. At minimum, passing it requires very strong eye discipline. Don’t stare or let her catch you checking out the goods, even once. And if she catches you, you have to own it: hold eye contact and smile.

    Particularly tough in a gym setting with mirrors abound. My guess is that’s what did in our commentor before he even approached. She saw him check out her doggy pose a few times before he walked up, and already had him radiolabeled with a beta tag.

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    • on February 19, 2018 at 6:53 pm lamont cranston

      Agreed. Doc told me to lose 20-25 and do weights/cardio 2-4X/week. Had no idea how much the gym scene had changed since 20 yrs ago when was a habituate. It’s been 2-3 months of observation here.

      The exhibitionism of the weaker (hah!) sex has notably increased, along with the immense amount of their tats. Plus, the homo quotient has increased – or am I just reacting to the SoyBoy Phenom? Help me here…

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      • on February 19, 2018 at 9:28 pm trav777

        agree- you have to totally ignore them. When they see that you’re totally ignoring them, they will frequently approach you to figure out just who tf you are to be ignoring them. Their hamster forces them to

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      • on February 19, 2018 at 9:56 pm Cracker

        i wouldn’t bother with most all the girls you meet at the gym. might be a couple decent ones but the majority are attention whores in the gym and in every other facet of their lives.

        normal women don’t need to be gym rats to look good. all they have to do is not sit on their ass all day and eat right. some household chores and a bit of walking here and there is about all they need as far as exercise goes.

        girls who invest a lot of the time at the gym are almost always self absorbed narcissists. besides that, it screws up their hormones big time.

        here’s an article i posted in another comment. i doubt these girls are the exception. those tight bodies come with a price.

        https://nypost.com/2017/10/16/these-women-sacrifice-sex-for-the-perfect-body/

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      • on February 19, 2018 at 10:02 pm Vagina dominator

        Do cardio? The 1980s called. They want their exercise advice back. Did he also tell you to eat lean meat and get more roughage?

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 5:49 am plumpjack

        “you have to totally ignore them. When they see that you’re totally ignoring them, they will frequently approach you to figure out just who tf you are to be ignoring them.”

        yeah that’s pretty much how they work. if they don’t approach you directly they’ll approach through someone they’ve seen you talking to.

        pro-tip: make friends with the better trainers at the gym. they’re your on-site fixers.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 6:39 am Waffles

        I tend to agree with Cracker. If you run into her leaving the gym maybe try to flirt but *a large portion* of girls who invest a lot of the time at the gym are almost always self absorbed narcissists. You can almost always tell which girls at the gym are these types of girls as well.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 10:36 am williamk

        some feminine girls go to the gym sporadically. usually on the cardio machines, nautilus, and the light, colored dumbbells. they’re fine to hit on.

        its pretty obvious which girls at the gym have attitudes you won’t want to deal with. Usually they do the exercises men do.

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  2. on February 19, 2018 at 6:29 pm Gaming The Exhibitionist | @the_arv

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 8:34 am Captain Obvious

      “she seemed enjoy my teasing & smiled a lot, but rejected the # close. What do?”

      My immediate thought: DON’T GO FOR THE # CLOSE.

      Get her Hamster all basking in the sunshine with your clever PUA-try, and then turn your back on her and walk away.

      Infuriate that little Hamster.

      Make it spin furiously on its wheel all night long, wondering why Mr PUA didn’t go for the # close.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 8:36 am Captain Obvious

        Bonus points if you dropped a reasonably good Neg on her before you turned around and walked away.

        Remember, YOU are the prize. Not she. YOU.

        Lure that crazy little BPD w!tch into chasing you.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 8:39 am Captain Obvious

        PUA-ry == Pick Up Artistry

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 8:41 am Captain Obvious

        My guess is that these NPD/BPD THOTs have so many Betas begging for their numbers [or Snapchat IDs or WTFE] that being the guy who does NOT grovel for her number sets you apart as Alpha.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 8:46 am Captain Obvious

        Obviously you’re playing LONG GAME here – you’re foregoing the possibility of the SDL in favor of creating a role* for yourself within that particular venue or social circle or whatever.

        You’re banking that you’ll see her again, and/or that she’ll tell all the other THOTs within the social circle, “You know that tall guy with the Carnegie Mellon T-Shirt and the fash haircut? He is SUCH A JERK!!! I hate his guts. Although that fash haircut is kinda cute…”

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 8:48 am Captain Obvious

        *A role to play, a role to assume, a role to BECOME.

        Fake it til you make it.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 12:48 pm vfm#7634

        This is absolutely necessary if she’s still in a relationship.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 12:49 pm vfm#7634

        “Obviously you’re playing LONG GAME here”

        Patience is extremely important. One major Gamma trait that kills women’s attraction dead is impatience.

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  3. on February 19, 2018 at 7:21 pm Xtrabeing (starofmagic.wordpress.com)

    Sound advice, Heartiste. On a writer’s level, “PoundMeToo” is the cleverest witticism and neo-neologism xxI’ve ever seen you use, mind-blowing. The # hashtag is of course also known as a pound symbol. Many don’t know that. But HEARTISTE *sly X superior smile* if you’re REALLY good, take another name, the OCTOTHORP, and make THAT into a line. If you can do that, you go into writer’s heaven.

    Speaking of girls loving being pounded, xxI am in email contortions with a girl from England, big C cup tits, lovely pale skin . . . it’s generally a bad idea to get involved with trying to pound someone from overseas, but if you can pull it off, it’s a coup, as long as it doesn’t involve too much time> xxI’ve set the stage of X never visiting her; she’d have to fly to see xxme. Which she will, xxI’m pretty sure. xxI’ll keep you all updated. There are certain posts (star entries) at my pro blog which go into detail on this and other topics, if you sneaky fucks are curious, which xxI would be.

    X.

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    • on February 19, 2018 at 9:54 pm LeShitlourde

      You bang men, stop lying and gtfo of this blog.

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    • on February 19, 2018 at 10:39 pm quorasdesignatedasshole

      Fucck off fagg

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 6:45 am Ironsides

      To revive an old expression, what a maroon.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 8:30 am meistergedanken

      Quit pimping your ludicrous shitty blog you pompous twat. Your affected manner turns the stomachs of all the real men here.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 11:00 am URM

        Yes. As we know, human stomachs, and then also true men’s stomachs, are turned by affectation.

        Sincerity is what they always hunger for.

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  4. on February 19, 2018 at 7:32 pm Xtrabeing (starofmagic.wordpress.com)

    My email to a chick:

    HOURS LATER, THIS EMAIL ON A PRIVATE CHANNEL . . .

    Hey, Moon Baby. It’s X.

    xxI find the current situation pretty cool, actually, though naturally it can’t
    last. To be honest, the only reason X is talking to you is, as you read on
    the Star, because another girl is keeping me from socializing. True story,
    BTW. Don’t ask how. If you’ll cast your mind back, however, you may
    remember SOMETHING xxI said that hints at it, something quite
    miraculous and out-of-the-norm. Let’s just say you’re not the only
    special female who finds xxme irresistible; there have been many.

    Your silence makes perfect sense to xxme. Brace yourself: xxI’m going
    to be emotionally rude and direct.

    You — like many many women — are basically a child. Because you lead
    a soft and easy life (although you yearn for a hard one that is well-earned)
    you have never had to mature, never had to confront reality or yourself.
    Your retreat into the fantasy world of poetry has been complete.

    Women are supposed to be the superior-social sex, but this is only true
    compared to uncalibrated men. For example, an uncalibrated man would
    make an ultimatum right now: WRITE ME OR I’LL LEAVE! xxI understand
    that point of view, and sympathize with the POV, but it’s unhelpful. In a
    larger sense, it’s a question of: how does X gently help you, Moon Baby,
    escape your logic trap: you have to pout at xxme, but at the same time
    you clearly want to explore the possibilities of being with xxme on some
    level. How to pout and not appear to give in, yet be mature and give in,
    when you can’t do both?

    In xxmy long experience with women — those delightful creatures — it
    helps to think like one. Since xxI am naturally vain and curious, xxI
    have managed to retain many “feminine” traits. This does not make xxme
    weak, however, as it makes YOU weak. It’s an augmenter that gives xxme
    a rainbow spectrum of emotions far far greater than most men.

    Why is it xxI don’t fall in love, like your inferior kind wants? All the time,
    it’s LOVE ME, LOVE ME, X, BE MINE ALONE, MARRY ME MARRY ME.
    And xxI grow bored and shrug and leave.

    The reason is, because xxI am not fooled and taken by xxmy emotions.

    The bitterness of being deceived has set a very high barrier for being
    emotionally manipulated.

    Speaking of emotional manipulation, how does it feeling being on the
    delivering end of such? Do you feel good about yourself as a loving
    being to try to jury-rig a relationship with a male such as xxmyself?
    Does that sound like a healthy beginning to true love?

    Well, think about it. Bear in mind, though, that silence of all kinds
    often speaks louder than words, especially when xxI can measure how
    quickly you respond to emails, or how often you visit xxmy website and
    when. The combinations of symbolism, dates, times, and silence shows
    you struggling to wake up from your long, horrible dream into a better
    reality. But know this: life is no dream, and only the fool persists in
    acting so when a better alternative exists.

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  5. on February 19, 2018 at 7:53 pm gunslingergregi

    get em have fun throw em in trash and watch em burn

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  6. on February 19, 2018 at 7:55 pm gunslingergregi

    37 year old chick in my house today dudes are really on it
    although her pic facebook is way prettier than reality just a headshot
    said was supposed to meet some dude today he looked like he lifted
    the thirst is legendary

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  7. on February 19, 2018 at 7:56 pm daysofgame.com

    Great post.

    >> acting like you don’t notice her flagrant displays of attention

    This post is talking about “exhibitionists”… as in “ATTENTION WHORES.” When I make that substitution, the whole post makes more sense for me.

    A “girl next door” can be an extrovert, and maybe a exhibitionist… often BECAUSE she came from a great home, very safe, lots of healthy validation, particularly from “dad.” This can lead to happy girls, that are essentially “dancing” for you, because they have been rewarded for that… not because they are trying to tool you.

    Extraverts and exhibitions can be similar… but attention whores are their own category.

    >> “Are two mirrors enough for you? Minimum, three, to get your form right.”

    ^ Excellent.

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  8. on February 19, 2018 at 8:04 pm daysofgame.com

    There is a lot of CONTEXT SPECIFIC psychology here.

    >> Almost all pre-Wall women…are natural exhibitionists
    >> They won’t attract male attention with their math skills or stand-up routines.

    There are also, of course, many introverts, and high quality ones, even pre-wall.

    [CH: even introvert girls exhibit themselves (just not as conspicuously). they’re preferred method is less cleavage and more hair twirling.]

    However… if you are looking for girls that are SIGNALLING INTEREST/AVAILABILITY… (which is smart filtering)… then they will more often skew toward extroversion, yes, that is true. Targeting those girls can be high(er) yield.

    >> women have to exhibit themselves to capture men’s attention

    What you’re saying is true, in general… but we know a woman has to do almost nothing but be “young/fertile” get attn. So many women are passive… and still get a LOT of attention… sometimes BECAUSE they are passive… I happen to like introverts/passive girls… I target them, often because of their lack of exhibitionism

    ^ DAYGAME is a good “marketplace” for these girls.

    In the main “meat markets” of ONLINE and NIGHT GAME… you’ll see more exhibitionst behavior.

    [exhibitionism is really a power play by women who for whatever reason feel a need to push the limits of their power over men. a lot of women simply get off on sexually taunting betas (and it’s usually betas since alphas know better than to play their game.)
    another possible purpose of exhibitionism is that it’s meant to intimidate female competition. it’s a slut tacitly daring her chaste competitors to go outside their sexual display comfort zones.]

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    • on February 19, 2018 at 8:17 pm Xtrabeing (starofmagic.wordpress.com)

      If it is a slut in competition, it’s a risky strategy — because the normally-sexed have the nuclear bomb of “you’re a fuckin’ ho” to drop on her silly little head at any time, and the aggressive slut would know it. xxI think in this case you’re reading it one step too far, my Lord.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 6:49 am Ironsides

      Posting your twaddle under two different usernames to answer yourself, SorceryBlob?

      Will no-one rid us of this flouncing pansy?

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 11:04 am URM

        Conformity is never enough.
        Will any-one rid us of this non-conforming pinprick?

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 12:52 pm vfm#7634

        It’s not xxsaucyqueer. This guy drops in once in a while, and his stuff appears solid for the most part.

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  9. on February 19, 2018 at 8:56 pm Ivan

    The amazing thing is how many of these attention whores describe themselves as “models” and have tens of thousands of Instagram followers on no other basis than posting pictures of themselves bent over at the gym. I’m currently in Ukraine and it seems exponentially worse than the USA in this regard (perhaps only because more of the women are the weight of normal humans).

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  10. on February 19, 2018 at 9:06 pm Corporal Hicks

    My best line with HBs is “Does being hot make you lazy?”

    Reason why it works:

    1. Look, doors fly open for HBs. They do nothing. Everything happens instantly in their lives. Dinners. Vacations. Flights. Grades. Easy street. They are absolutely used to having everything done for them.

    2. Calling her out on her lazy lifestyle will definitely throw her. You’ve exposed her. She KNOWS she’s lazy, but never expects anyone to call on her it. You just did.

    3. It’s a back-handed compliment. You said she’s hot. You also said she’s lazy. She has to get her act together if she wants to please you. You know she’s lazy. She can’t pass her bullshit on you. Bat your eyelashes all you want, biotch. Iron my shirt. Make me a sammich.

    Try it. It’s the best back-handed compliment/insult.

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  11. on February 19, 2018 at 9:43 pm Tilikum

    These chick are the most tiring as well. Had a GF who got on a bull and popped her top off one 4th of July.

    Left her there with no emotional anything, went inside and grabbed a drink. She came trotting after and I just ignored her and left her there after 20 min.

    She followed me around for MONTHS after that, her dress got progressively more conservative every time I saw her. Finally let her back into my bed but she was broken; purred like a kitten. Too young though. Within 5 years (she was 24, I was 40) I knew it would start all over once she felt the need to consolidate her looks into a last ditch play.

    Too much work. I cast her line free, told her to find a beta and settle down, enjoy being worshiped.

    If they can’t have chemical love, they will settle handily for pedestal and worship.

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    • on February 19, 2018 at 10:13 pm Cracker

      you were smart for ditching her. some girls never outgrow the need to have constant validation from you and a variety of other men. doesn’t matter how great you are, they will always seek out others for attention.

      that’s why i avoid the super outgoing extroverts who need to be the center of attention all the time. they seem fun at first but you quickly learn it’s always going to be about them and how others are meeting their bottomless pit of attention needs.

      introverted girls for the win

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 6:10 am Scanman

        Good insight. This has definitely been my experience. Introverted women are more genuine, less manipulative (or at least more subtle about it).

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 6:44 am Waffles

        @Cracker

        God damn this was my last gf to an absolute T. Need to get me an introvert ASAP.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 11:08 am URM

        introverted girls are not less, but more devious/manipulative.

        They are also more likely to be affected by inferiority complex, which is the most derailing, self-splitting, deception and self-deception booster of all.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 11:56 am Cracker

        there’s a difference between being introverted and just plain anti-social or full of too much anxiety to go out and socialize. what you are describing is a self absorbed girl with anxiety issues, not an introvert.

        true introverts are less manipulative because by nature they aren’t as needful of external stimulation and validation to give them self esteem/self confidence.

        the inferiority complex you’re talking about comes with extroverts who are high on the narcissism scale and end up with anxiety because they aren’t getting the validation/worship from other people that they are convinced they deserve.

        introverts don’t need external validation to feel good about themselves and remain sane. they develop self esteem internally and need a lot less attention and validation from you overall.

        that’s the opposite of other girls where you kill yourself pumping up their already inflated egos and keeping them constantly entertained just so they won’t run off with some other dude behind your back.

        give me a girl who is happy entertaining herself with hobbies and books, and doesn’t need me constantly telling her how great she is just so she doesn’t get insecure and cheat.

        i’ll bet my life that introverted girl is going to be a better prospect in the long run. more loyal, easier to please, all of it.

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  12. on February 19, 2018 at 11:10 pm Gaming The Exhibitionist | Reaction Times

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  13. on February 20, 2018 at 1:18 am Tatless & Beardless

    I could be wrong and someone correct me if I am, but girls who are really into the gym will most likely be the wrong sort for the long term anyway, and will have higher t levels and a dominant personality. The opportunity to ‘be like men’ and be competitive, like their career jobs, attracts them to sporty things.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 2:28 am Cracker

      i’m in complete agreement with you here

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 6:48 am Waffles

      I think it depends on how you define “really into the gym”. I go to the gym 5-6 times a week, does that make me really into the gym? Maybe it is different for guys though. But yes, you can absolutely tell which girls are gym obsessed over which ones enjoy going and are not afraid to miss a few days.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 4:17 pm Tatless & Beardless

        It’s natural for men to have an outlet that allows them to expel physical energy in a controlled but aggressive way that they enjoy and just makes them physically better overall, so often the gym can be that outlet for those men that work long hours in cities or just want to build themselves up. I just feel it’s far less natural for women to do so, even though I witness how often attractive women that have never been married before put the gym as an interest in their dating profiles (I assume these women to be dominant because attractive submissive women tend to get snapped up coming off the production line).

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      • on February 21, 2018 at 2:24 am Tatless & Beardless

        Waffles/ Tiberius

        It’s perfectly normal for masculine men to want to work out because we were designed to fight, hunt and k1ll, and women aren’t. Watching most women out running where I am is a sorry sight as they look so undignified.

        I’m only speculating about dominants because I’ve never been to the gym (I’ve always done my own thing for free) and perhaps living in a provincial area, that women going to the gym is still a choice, rather than part of the culture, so maybe it’s more normal to encounter submissive women at the gym in the US, particularly if they are checking out masculine men whilst they’re there.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 10:56 am Tiberius

      To say nothing of these “exhibitionist” types, in my experience with gym girls their minimal levels of required masculinity are higher. If you’re a regular that lifts big weights you’ll get a lot of attention. They tend to be “slutty” because they can’t say no to a dominant force. If you go straight for the lay on one that has shown interest you won’t have to put in much effort in any other department. The gym girls I’ve been with have been totally submissive. Like all women they crave it but the masculinity requirement is higher.

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  14. on February 20, 2018 at 2:18 am skorzecin150

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 5:39 am Ben Shona

      Who’s this fag?

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  15. on February 20, 2018 at 2:44 am Capogambino

    Exhibition’s End
    I’m at the local pub on a Friday, and a guy walks in with two girls dressed for the club scene. One girl is a bit chubby and totally forgettable. The other, his girlfriend, is a solid 9, full slut uniform, hair, makeup, tight stretch black dress barely covering her ass. At several times during the night, as she’s walking around the bar or dancing, her dress rides up, revealing a juicy crescent of ripe cheek for a few moments before she pulls it back down. All the guys in the bar are staring at her, waiting for the next wardrobe malfunction.
    At one point, the group I’m with is sitting at the table next to theirs, and I overhear her say, “I can get any guy in this bar to buy me a drink.” Her boyfriend and the other chic are doubting her, so she calls over to our table, “I need a drink, who wants to get me one?” The guys at my table are staring at her, not sure how to react, the girls looking like they want to set her on fire and feed her ashes to dogs. I chime in first, “Depends. What are you drinking?”
    “Ginger snap.”
    “Aw, a foofy drink. We should do shots. I’m thinking tequila.”
    She looks surprised, and mildly intrigued.
    “No, I want a ginger snap.” She’s testing me.
    We go back a forth a bit but she won’t come off the ginger snap, so I turn back to my table and start chatting.
    I glance over and her friends are looking at her like “ha-ha told you so”, and she’s looking disappointed. She sees me looking over, so she tries again. “So you’re not gonna buy me a drink?”
    I stand up, walk over, stand close to her looking down, take her by the hand, and say, “Let’s go to the bar and pick something out.”
    Her eyes light up like she’s been hit by lighting. She gets up, takes me arm-in-arm, pulling me close so my arm is pressed against the side of her tit, and we start walking to the bar.
    I’m thinking I don’t really want to get into a fight with her boyfriend and get kicked out of my favorite pub, so I pull away a little. She looks me in the eye with a mischievous twinkle, pulls me back in, and starts rubbing my arm against the side of her tit.
    At this point I’m wondering whether this girl has any boundaries, and thinking mischievously myself about how to test them. We get to the bar and she still has my arm locked against her tit. As we’re waiting for the bartender, we banter back and forth about what drink I’m getting her, with me teasing her about her wimpy girly drinks. I pull my arm free and move it to her lower back and stroke it slowly. She turns to me, presses her tits into me and puts her hand on my chest. At this point I’m in the bubble and completely forgetting about the boyfriend. I imagine he must have been seething back at the table watching our little scene.
    I think maybe my stroking gets her dress to misbehaving again, and she reaches down and starts pulling it back into place, commenting about how she keeps flashing everyone. I snicker and tell her she’s got a great ass, and that all the guys in the bar have been staring at it all night. I give a couple gentle tugs on the back of her dress and say, “Why don’t you give ‘em all a show?” She gives me a naughty girl look, and says, “Go for it.” I pull slowly on the back of her dress. I can feel it coming up, but I have no idea how much, because I’m eye locked with her, and she’s staring back with a look like she wants me to throw her across the bar and ravage. Then she giggles and says, “Not that far,” and starts pulling her dress back down. That’s when the forgotten boyfriend shows up.
    He pushes us apart, turns to me and yells “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!”
    Part of my brain is telling me to get ready for a fight and start thinking about how to calm him down, but I can’t help just laughing. Then the girl shouts, “Leave us alone!” She starts trying to claw her way past him to get back to me. He turns to her, pushes her back, and yells, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!”
    “Go away! He’s buying me a drink!” They’re in a little wrestling match as she’s still trying to wriggle around him and he’s holding her back.
    I figure this is my chance to exit stage left before things get ugly, so I retreat to the bathroom. I take a piss, then I’m washing my hands as he storms in. “Dude, that was so uncool!” I back up, ready for a fight. I look at him for a moment and decide he’s not gonna fight over it. So I do a weak mea culpa, calm him down, and he leaves.
    When I get back to the table a WK friend of mine hits me with “That was just so wrong, you shouldn’t have done that.”
    So I say “She asked me to.” I tell the story of what we said at the bar, and we all have a good laugh about it. I can feel the stares of the two of them boring into me. When I glance over, I see them looking at me, him with daggers, her with tingles. They pay their bill and leave, so no chance to seal the deal.

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  16. on February 20, 2018 at 3:54 am Lovekraft

    He could try narrating like that British animal documentary guy when she’s in earshot.

    “The female member of the pack, when in estrus, exhibits her engorged …”

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  17. on February 20, 2018 at 5:39 am Publius

    My fellow white people, any gun owner can snap at any time. It’s time to turn in our guns.

    Every. Single. Time.

    Do you understand yet?

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 5:40 am Publius

      It has to be a coordinated effort with direction from the (((top))).

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 10:13 am trav777

        Nope. In law school you will learn about apparent conspiracy due to concert of action by likeminded actors. They think, act, feel, the same.

        Everything is about race. Northern Ireland wasn’t about religion- culture is downstream from biology. All the religious conflicts are really ethnic.

        Why tf you think chinks come here from a country that has banned rap and flip to a democrat bloc vote? They are voting anti-white.

        Jews don’t have to actively conspire when they are all basically born ideologically aligned.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 5:42 am Publius

      What’s a loo-ah, Jew? The word law has one syllable.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 5:43 am Publius

        My fellow white people, when do we change?

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 6:26 am Scanman

      “All you haters out there that think I’m stupid for doing this…”

      Note, goyim: If you think this person is a pathetic dumb fuck (like I most certainly do). That doesn’t make you reasonable by contrast. It makes you a “hater”.

      There are people who should own guns and people who shouldn’t. They usually sort themselves out for the most part.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 1:11 pm anon

        this is a (((coordinated))) effort to influence the nation being carried as front page news by (((CNN)))

        this guy doesn’t share your “to each his own” philosophy

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 7:53 am Greg Eliot

      Didn’t Randy Weaver’s wife and son get shot for his sawing down a gun barrel too short?

      (((SHAKIN’ MAH HAID)))

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 10:14 am trav777

        yeah, either that or Waco- the FBI asked for the gun to be a half-inch shorter or something to get it into the illegal zone

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 2:55 pm anon

        https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/20/politics/donald-trump-bump-stocks/index.html

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 8:09 am Scanman

      Anyone who thinks that the Second Amendment will survive when whites become the minority is clueless.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 8:59 am Greg Eliot

        Anyone who thinks Whites will survive when Whites become the minority is clueless.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 9:10 am baked georgia

        considering that 40% of the whites vote against their own interest, we don’t need want until becoming 49,9% of the voters (or population).

        hell, imagine if scalia’s seat was occupied by some big-nose rat instead of gorsuch.

        the first amendment is very more important. in a free exchange of ideas they lose

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 9:10 am Roy

        The 2A won’t be the only thing that doesn’t survive a White minority status in the USA.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 10:34 am Carlos Danger

      He’s an idiot who watches too much TV. He will be telling the police where you hid yours.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 10:47 am Joseph2

      The lower is still in 1 piece. That is the registered component. Easy to ad. A new upper

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  18. on February 20, 2018 at 6:09 am John Random (@JohnRandom1234)

    “Every girl is a stripper.”
    -Woke Barmaid, 2007

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  19. on February 20, 2018 at 8:27 am Sean Fielding

    O/t: Oosh – James Woods shivs little Schiff:

    As soon as Chuck Schumer dismounts… https://t.co/pvgRbSNYMA

    — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) February 20, 2018

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  20. on February 20, 2018 at 9:09 am K Young

    “please do not use the word derivative” = “over 145: -1 point”

    [CH: lol d(t)ouché]

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 8:29 pm K Young

      Less a neg at the overlords, and more real talk about the challenges of reigning in a solid vocabulary while out in the wild

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  21. on February 20, 2018 at 9:41 am Damn Crackers

    “I haven’t seen cleavage like that since 90s Cinemax!”

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  22. on February 20, 2018 at 9:51 am Waffles

    So if the roles were reversed for this article how big would this blow up.

    https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/we-need-to-start-barking-at-white-people-who-speak-out-1823131315

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 10:18 am trav777

      who cares? Stop whining about it and do something. Luca Traini didn’t whine. Bitching about shit being unfair is BEING a bitch.

      I don’t know how many times I have to say that racism applies EXCLUSIVELY to white people and was COINED AS SUCH by the jew (Lev Bronstein [aka Trotsky]) and the fag jew, Hirschfeld, until people actually get off their fat asses and just do a basic web search to see that YES, it actually literally ONLY applies to white people and then act accordingly.

      Why tf are you still clinging to universalism?

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 1:24 pm Greg Eliot

      Instead of barking, the shitskins should easily stick with their old ways… the stuff they already know and don’t need to learn something new… and just “ook” and “eek”, amirite?

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  23. on February 20, 2018 at 9:52 am Space Viking

    This shit is rampant in gyms today. The younger ones are competing with the older ones to wear the least amount of clothing while they stick their asses up in the air. I have no plans for these whores, so I sit back and enjoy the view.

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  24. on February 20, 2018 at 10:16 am Hawk

    Don’t recommend gym THOTS for possible LTRs as a rule, but if you must…

    When challenged:

    Her: my eyes are up here.

    Me: but are they your best feature?

    Or
    RE:
    EXHIBITHOT, from the gym scenario in post:

    Me, if she had zero/few slut tells:

    Been waiting to use the machine for like 30 minutes, you done? (Ignore the display completely). Your trainer BTW is trying to give you a man’s shoulders (neg) with 30 minutes of this only.

    If suspected slutty (see a few discreet tattoos):

    Given your shoulders, mind spotting me, to you know, make American muscle great again?

    If tatted up slut (and you have adequate access to antibiotics), go nuclear:

    You know my tatted up biker sister’s got big shoulders and a tat at the base of her back similar to yours, you know what it says? (Pause)

    Maximum occupancy: 2.

    A proper verbal jujitsu will generate laughter, preferably nervous laughter due to insecurity that the female wiles are not working, i.e. alpha. If alpha, then danger. Greater the EXHIBITHOT sluttiness, the more danger needed.

    Danger before digits.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 1:29 pm Greg Eliot

      “My eyes are up here.”

      Don’t break line of sight and choose any of the following:

      a) “Not mine.”

      b) “God put my eyes right up front, too… and my ears way back here.”

      c) “I’m sure they are.”

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 1:30 pm Greg Eliot

        I should have said “don’t break line of sight until AFTER one of the following lines are delivered”, accompanied, of course, by smirk of amused mastery.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 2:10 pm Hawk

        Didn’t break my gaze but forgot to write it out. Thanks Greg.

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  25. on February 20, 2018 at 10:40 am Tiberius

    Rate my game. I know Heartiste says to not draw attention to it but I tend to run into the fire.

    My knee jerk line would be: “If you don’t cover up you might get weirdos coming to talk to you.” then gauging her reaction.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 12:26 pm trav777

      You just identified yourself as a weirdo by saying that.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm Tiberius

        That’s the joke. If she coldly said what you did I’d know she wasn’t interested but if she said it jokingly or ran with it I’d tease her and get back to my work out. If she engaged later or if she continuously found excuses to be near me I’d follow up.

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    • on February 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm Diversity Is Good

      Whiff of beta orbiter or Dad-style advice. Even delivered with a smirk it’s weak.

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      • on February 20, 2018 at 2:53 pm Tiberius

        Alright, that’s the type of criticism I was looking for.

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  26. on February 20, 2018 at 11:22 am OS

    OT: but this triggering material for the leftist crowd is so good I leave it her: New study prove what all regulars at the Chateau + sane people knows – “According to a new study, differences between boys and girls are biological and not fluid, as transgender theory claims.” Boys play with trucks, girls play with dolls.

    https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/new-study-shows-gender-is-biological-unchangeable

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  27. on February 20, 2018 at 12:11 pm Hawk

    Help CH, trapped in Mod….

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  28. on February 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm CryptoPapi

    Exhibitionist in medical terms is professionally known as “Histrionic personality disorder”

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  29. on February 20, 2018 at 1:22 pm MB

    it’s a slut tacitly daring her chaste competitors to go outside their sexual display comfort zones.

    “And the good girls are home with broken hearts” – Tom Petty

    Good girls, nice guys. Destined to meet but never finding each other.

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  30. on February 22, 2018 at 10:21 pm Pornalone

    What happens next: you get reported and kicked out the gym

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