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Scientists Have Determined What Americans Will Look Like in the Future, and It Is Beautiful

It’s CACA and the Nightmares, everyone! They’ll be in all zee veek. Check that, all zee VEEKS. Plural, ad infinitum, ad nauseam, for eternity, an illimitable void of endless aztecalypse.

Hilariously, via Buzz Mohawk.

PS Fred Reed seems to think America is being overrun with Penelope Cruz’s. Eh, not quite, Fred. Not even close.