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When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man

February 26, 2018 by CH

The monstrous clown world creation seethes at the sight of the soy-free, sexually dimorphic, JQ-pilled goy enjoying the rewards of obeying the natural order of the cosmos.

PS more real-lulz:

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Posted in Alpha, Culture, Da Goyim Know, Funny/Lolblogs, The Fuggernaut | 140 Comments

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  1. on February 26, 2018 at 6:48 pm stg58animalmother

    Damn it feels good to be a gangster

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:23 pm traitors first

      Damn straight and I’m still not tired of winning, not by a long shot

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 11:30 am A.B. Prosper

      oink, carrying capacity is not (((that)) kind of idea. Its basic biology.

      I know folks love to assume that we can just keep up what we are doing forever of that some new Norman Borlaug will come along and save us but you can’t count on it.

      The Earths ecology is in dreadful circumstances in places especially the ocean and while the high IQ/long term thinking folks can find a way around the worst of it, no way in hell can we support 7 billion morons indefinitely

      We might not be able to support two billion White people for that matter

      The greenies are right on that

      Since its going to come to winner take all, I want it to be my people.

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  2. on February 26, 2018 at 6:57 pm A Student of the Game

    Another mutation of the natural order: dog lady is the new cat lady. The number of single women with dogs is astronomical. It’s like they’re onto the fact that they’re losers for having cats, but they still need to fulfill their need to take care of something. So they’re getting dogs. Huge turn-off.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 6:59 pm Captain Obvious

      “Based on their results, dogs have closer to 530 million neurons, compared to the 250 million of cats.” https://www.sciencealert.com/dogs-high-neuron-density-among-carnivores

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:02 pm Captain Obvious

        Dogs required the larger brain capacity so that they could evolve into EMPATHS.

        Whereas cats are merely Spergs.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:03 pm Captain Obvious

        Dogs have the capacity to MANIPULATE human emotions.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:04 pm Captain Obvious

        Dogs have the capacity to MANIPULATE human emotions.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:07 pm Cracker

        agree completely that dogs are superior to cats

        still see a lot of people who have unhealthy relationships with their dogs though. no matter what kind of animal it is, when people have closer more developed relationships to their pets than to other humanss, there is something seriously wrong with them

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:24 pm Sean Fielding

        @CO: Hell, Toxo has the ability to manipulate human emotions, using cats as a vector, and it’s a microbe:

        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 9:30 pm Captain Obvious

        [SF: My larger point is that there are certain RACES of humans who also evolved to manipulate the emotions of other Races…]

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 11:09 pm Jim Christian

        A lot of broads are fucking their dogs these days, it’s a new frontier. Kids are next..

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 12:31 am jOHN MOSBY

        Cats have a sneaky nigger look on their faces whilst they go about the day being sneaky niggers. Doggo, him loves you much , man1
        Plus dogs piss and shit outside like critters should.
        Cats that are outside mousers in country , great.
        All house cats get the gas, and maybe the owners of these nasty creatures too.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 7:03 am Ironsides

        Agree with A.B. Prosper. White people at least have always been closely symbiotic with their pets. I’ve read a lot of obscure history, and this behavior is nothing new. Dogs and cats have been in human houses for centuries, at least back to the Renaissance, and have been treated with affection by some real hard-asses. Who, incidentally, also had families and children.

        Sure, there were plenty of outside dogs and cats, but there were also tons of faithful companions who curled up by the hearth or, yes, on the foot of the bed when not hunting, guarding, whatever.

        Heard of straw man arguments before, but some right wingers seem to be setting up a straw dog argument in order to find something more to complain about regarding what they see as modern culture — but what is in fact basic human behavior from time immemorial.

        “Might as well let livestock into your house?” Absurd. Livestock is captive herbivores and doesn’t have a hint of domestication (ie symbiosis) about it. Properly trained symbiotes are civilized in the house, and it comes easily and naturally to most of them.

        And as noted, though this isn’t directly related to the pet question, we don’t need massive birth rates. The planet is full. Our nations are FULL. I live in the back of beyond and the traffic here even in the winter is astonishing. We can’t outbreed the brown hordes — we need to keep them out and stop supporting their Australian jackrabbit explosion of their population with food and medicine. We don’t need more than replacement breeding until we get to another habitable world, in which case, I think the population explosion will occur without prompting in the fresh new habitat.

        No doubt this will get plenty of scorn heaped on me, but this is just some kind of virtue signaling for right-leaning people who need to find something to complain about EVERYWHERE.

        [CH: i like dogs. and cats are ok too. the complaint right wingers make is that it looks blatantly obvious single unmarried childless white women are using cats (and now dogs) as child substitutes and emoting over their pets as they would over real children, when in the past they wouldn’t have had much interaction with those animals until after starting families and getting a good hound or outdoor cat to take care of pests.]

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 9:15 am Baron Julius Evola

        John Mosby

        Dont forget the pitbulls also. Was readimg some pro pitbull forums. Those people are literally a death cult. Also, found out that shelters are l8ke the catholic church, they will move and deliberately distort the bios of bully breeds.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:01 pm Cracker

      and they share all their food, let them lick all over their faces, let them on all the furniture, in their beds. etc.

      totally unnatural for humans to have relationships like that with their pets. clear sign of mental instability. disgusting and unhygienic to boot

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:06 pm Captain Obvious

        All of the emotional energy which they are wasting on their [empathic] dogs was supposed to have been used in making, b!rthing, nurturing, and raising human ch!ldren.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:07 pm Captain Obvious

        Sh!tlord fathers do not allow their childless daughters to have pets.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:08 pm Cracker

        exactly right captain

        and any man who lets his woman spend time spoiling, cuddling, and babying an animal instead of giving him and his k1ds her attention is failing as a man as well.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:09 pm Shaun G

        Dogs don’t judge

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:13 pm Hawk

        Incorrect.

        Sh1tl0rd dads allow their sons to have dogs at the right age so as to develop alpha traits: make the dog heel, sit etc.

        Homework for the adult to alpha over his chosen female.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:16 pm Captain Obvious

        I said daughters, not sons.

        And it is correct that a boy needs to learn how to deal with all of the emotionalistic horsesh!t that you get out of a dog.

        It will prepare him for juggling his plates s/p puberty.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:17 pm Cracker

        you are correct about sons and dogs

        agree with captain about the daughters though.

        better to give them dolls and let them babysit other children early on so they will learn to be good mothers.

        girls naturally want to nurture and treat things like a mother would so giving girls pets teaches those bad habits of getting closely attached and nurturing animals instead of humans. not good.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 8:21 pm A.B. Prosper

        Bullcrap People have likely cared about animals like that since there were animals.

        Also re: population.

        The human race has 7 billion people and is still growing. Its also increasingly soon to be nearly entirely urban especially in the developed world. Its dramatically past its sustainable limits as it is.

        More people just means more people to starve to death later

        Now the ratio of White people to other groups is drastically off kilter, its usually around 20-25% of the human race not 10% or lower. That needs to change, best way to do that is to cut off food exports

        Also were our lands not filled with foreigners at the behest of money grubbing lunatics and univeralistic cucks we’d have few issues. The population would decline a bit over time till we achieved social and maybe got closer to technically carrying capacity

        Now the birth rate could go up a bit , fewer women having no children, more intact families but its unrealistic to expect quality (decent IQ and time preference) people living butt to nut in some urban shithole to have a big family . Land is too dear and they have choices

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 10:37 pm Cracker

        “Bullcrap People have likely cared about animals like that since there were animals.”

        caring about your animals is one thing. treating them like humans, letting them in your bed and giving them more affection than the people in your life, and spending a fortune on vet bills and gourmet food, is something else.

        people don’t want to do the work to be decent enough people that they can have healthy relationships with actual humans so they get animals because it’s easier. it’s bizarre and out of control. we all know this.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm Jim Christian

        The depravity of women these days is pretty breathtaking. But then, did she have options?

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3507972/Florida-woman-21-arrested-having-sex-two-pet-dogs-boyfriend-showed-police-videos-sexted-him.html

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 3:11 am oink

        ((sustainable))

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 5:32 am rocko

        And the saddest part, this is the population in general. It comes to the point where Swiffer and other companies bend over backwards for families (as in, families with children, including toddlers) to sell them stuff. I mean, why throw you dog out in the yard for which you paid a fortune in the first place when you can just clean their crap off your fine new furniture with our products?

        And two things. One, I’m eternally grateful to all my family members who slapped me in the back of my head whenever​ I got my face licked by a dog. And before you people start gloating about shithole countries, bear in mind this is how your neighbors live, with animals inside their houses. Heck, that might be you doing this and not want to admit it. Might as well let your livestock hang out inside, like in African countries.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 9:37 am oink

        not that’s ((dedication)) to your LARPing craft

        “israeli birth rates unsustainable”, sez ((expert))

        “Racing toward disaster: Israel’s unsustainable population bomb”

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 9:53 am oink

        tl;dr

        never use ((sustainable)) (unsustainable)) unless as part of:

        “current POZ policies are not sustainable”

        that’s the only thing that’s “unsustainable”

        The Earth can easily sustain 17, 27, or even 37 billion CIVILIZED people

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 8:15 pm Hugging

      We are surrounded by morons on so many levels.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 8:18 pm Mr Meaner

      This is actually an all-out epidemic. They treat their dogs like they would treat an infant.

      CO is right with the substitute babies thing.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 9:36 pm jeangray07

        At the same time, they also claim to never want children, blithely unaware that they are desperately substituting their completely natural desire for children with animals. It really is an epidemic.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 11:13 pm Jim Christian

        Nuff said:

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3507972/Florida-woman-21-arrested-having-sex-two-pet-dogs-boyfriend-showed-police-videos-sexted-him.html

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 12:26 am dawkin

        Hey I was in poor villages in southern India and they all seemed to take their dog for a walk in the afternoon, ‘How nice’ I thought. Actually there are wild leopards which spring on your back and try to break your neck when you squat to shit. Afternoon was that time, loyal dogs guard their backs, in return for scraps.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 5:55 am CalvinDecline

        But of course.

        I think it’s been mentioned here before that a LOT of them seem to settle for pitbulls, as if to compensate by saying “I dont want no sissy cat”. It’s like, “bitch quit acting like you’ve got nuts between your legs.”

        Then again, it’s 2018, she damn well may be.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 6:07 am Greg Eliot

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3507972/Florida-woman-21-arrested-having-sex-two-pet-dogs-boyfriend-showed-police-videos-sexted-him.html

        What a dog shark!

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 9:36 pm Tipsy

      One of the things that makes humans unique is the depth of their sleep cycle. All other mammals sleep less soundly, presumably to be able to prevent being attacked at night. Deep sleep is critical for our ability to organize and retain our long term memories.

      IMHO, this ability/luxury was enabled by us keeping dogs to guard us at night. They kept watch at the edge of our camps and would alert us in time before an attack.

      So, spare a good thought for our dogs.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 10:05 am Dread Forman

        “Deep sleep is critical for our ability to organize and retain our long term memories.”

        Damn near everyone that quits smoking weed says that they start to experience vivid dreams about a week or two after quitting. Marijuana doesn’t just keep you stoned during the day – it messes with your sleep cycle. The same goes for alcohol.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:26 pm Carlos Danger

      dogs will lick their pussies if trained to do so.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 1:39 am Tatless & Beardless

      Not take care of something, more like control something. Cats do their own thing, so perhaps the owner is more likely to be naturally submissive. You can tell from a woman’s physiognomy if she is a more likely to be a dog owner or not.

      Female dog owners = dominant women

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 2:56 am Paul Murray

      Single women with dogs – especially tiny dogs – are animal abusers. Dogs are pack animals, and the way women treat them informs the animal that it is pack alpha, and so has a duty to protect and defend. This is an impossible job for a tiny dog, which is why they become stressed and snappy.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 10:53 am demono

      the cat lady is bad enough but the dog lady is just that. an anomaly.both the dog and the woman come out damaged from their relationship. and no. women aren’t dominant for owning a hound. more likely, it’s their canine companion that is the dominant partner.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 10:59 am PBR Streetgang

      Dont luz yourself into a false sense of security – the cat-lady is the greatest threat to man that exists today. Consider: Dogs require discipline – a woman must tend to the needs of a dog – they are a proxy for a child because they require commitment … Not so for the cat – which can go days without tending.

      Therefore – In the homoglobal corporate world – the cat-lady doesn’t have personal commitments that detract from her dedication to the job – which raises the expectations imposed on everyone else – but especially men. So while your tending to your pack – wife, kids and dog – Ms. Cat Lady is undermining you with every late night hallway encounter with the bloodless vampires in upper management and vaults into that corner office where she perpetuates the new standard for an 80 work week. And here’s the rub – Cat Ladies are infiltrating corporations faster than technology can create efficiency and increase leasure time – so those new expectations of dedication cause breakage in the traditional family.

      Look at the state of the company man and I’ll show you a cat.

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  3. on February 26, 2018 at 6:58 pm Augustus Tilton

    Mel really needs an awesome role as a civil war general with that beard

    Also, what is the soy concentration in Wheaties? Would explain what have to Bruce

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 6:58 pm Augustus Tilton

      *what happened

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:07 pm cortesar

      or general De La Rey
      that would be enormous to courageous Boers in the trying time they have been living through
      Eternal Glory to Man
      Eternal Damnation to Cowards

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:08 pm Libertardian

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_Jackson

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  4. on February 26, 2018 at 7:00 pm Shaun G

    It would be cool to read a Mel Gibson post from CH.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:01 pm Shaun G

      A profile in masculinity and maintaining a masculine frame.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 11:14 pm Jim Christian

        When it comes to Mel and his women, “First thing is, you blow me!”.

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  5. on February 26, 2018 at 7:02 pm Peak Finance

    Gibson about to explode another 1,000,000,000 liberal heads with Passion II

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 8:46 pm bigjohn33

      Lol. What would the sequel look like?

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm Shaun G

        Resurrection

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 10:27 pm Carlos Danger

        That one will be made too.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 6:04 am Greg Eliot

        Tagline: Christ is BACK! And, boy, is He mad!

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 7:40 am bigjohn33

        Oh wow. I thought it was a joke, like Jesus was going to come back in modern times and get crucified by the jews again.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:39 pm Cracker

      didn’t know that was happening. good for him

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  6. on February 26, 2018 at 7:05 pm Drack

    Mel has been alpha as fuck from day one. Don’t like my script? Fine. I’ll make my own damned movies. Don’t like my drinking? Fuck you. Don’t like my dislike of Jews? Fuck you. I’ll just wait until the dust clears, and I’ll be working with a hottie on my arm again in no time. Even hollyweird can’t stay mad at him for long.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:09 pm Captain Obvious

      Who is the chick on his arm in CH’s pic?

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 7:21 pm Drack

        Rosalind Ross. Equestrian vaulter. 26 years old. That’s why he’s the man.

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  7. on February 26, 2018 at 7:09 pm When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man | @the_arv

    […] When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man […]

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  8. on February 26, 2018 at 7:15 pm TLM

    Bruce had gay face before we knew what gay face was when I was a kid growing up. He always had that goofy queer Dutch-Boy haircut.

    Saw Gibson recently in a mainstream movie release, Daddy’s Home 2. He made the movie, and it was so good to see him back in the fold. It really pisses me off that he got put out to pasture by you know jew. Sugar Tits- Still the bestest insult ever to say to a chick cop.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:12 pm Don

      If you have been unfortunate to see “Can’t stop the music” – it was there for decades to see.

      Right in your face 😦

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 10:29 pm Carlos Danger

        Never even knew of this film. Surprise, surprise.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 7:14 am Captain Obvious

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:40 pm Jim Christian

      Bruce lost his wife and family to Ashton Kucher or whatever that faggot’s name is. 2-1/2 men said it all. Ashton and that John Cryer probably fugged each other. Alan Harper is the model for the modern man now..

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  9. on February 26, 2018 at 7:20 pm Edgar Allan Pogrom

    Hacksaw Ridge – that’s what Caitlyn calls it’s genital area.

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  10. on February 26, 2018 at 7:21 pm Anonymous

    Go Mel!

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  11. on February 26, 2018 at 7:26 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Gibson would look good as Gordon of Khartoum or Charles “I have Sindh” Napier.

    We need a good movie where white men slaughter some chinks or Pajeets.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:29 pm Carlos Danger

      huge numbers

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 10:12 am Blood on My Lance at Omdurman

      Nice Flashman reference.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 10:57 am Sentient

      Gibson in a new Flashman series…

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 12:26 pm Sir James Hope Grant's great-great-grandnephew

      Some big-budget depictions of Victorian campaigns, completely unapologetic, celebrating imperialism, showing the defeat of savagery and the spread of civilization at the point of sabers and bayonets, the only way that ever works, would do everyone a lot of good.

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  12. on February 26, 2018 at 7:28 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

    One of these men distrusts the Jews.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 8:49 am plumpjack

      hilarious and meme-worthy.

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  13. on February 26, 2018 at 7:31 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Gibson would be great as Victorian era general in Raj.

    Napier, Grant, Nicholson.

    Pajeet killers.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 7:53 pm SteveRogers42

      I’m thinkin’ John Nicholson:

      http://www.badassoftheweek.com/nicholson.html

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 1:13 pm Hugh Mann

      The forces Nicholson led were as likely to be Pathan (the bad boys of the Frontier) or Sikh as they were to be white. When he died retaking Delhi in 1857 hundreds of Pathan horsemen, who were his personal followers but owed no allegiance to the British, packed up and went home (after looting Delhi) to their mountains.

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  14. on February 26, 2018 at 8:14 pm Hugging

    http://thosewhocansee.blogspot.com/2013/07/we-are-wild-animals-treat-us-as-such.html?m=1

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  15. on February 26, 2018 at 8:24 pm Planter

    Don’t fuck with my dog. Grandpa said that you could kill a man that shot your dog and the jury would let you off. Now I would have to use the excavator for that offense. I don’t feel like I have men to back me up. Times changed in a hurry.

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  16. on February 26, 2018 at 8:29 pm kwag

    Paul Joseph Watson just posted a video regarding soy face. Ripped right outta CH.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:31 pm Carlos Danger

      It has become yet another euphemism coined here. I think there must be several at this point.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 1:00 am skorzecin150

      Paul Joseph Watson lol…

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  17. on February 26, 2018 at 8:36 pm nihilistjokes

    This just proves that Bruce Jenner is an idiot, and he’s turned himself into a sideshow freak. Mel Gibson (for all his faults and including his current incarnation as the wolf man) is a man from Bruce’s generation and the look on his face is one of bemused derision. Almost as if to say, ‘ I thought I had problems’. I’m certain that this is peak full retard, and in years to come we’ll look back on this period and laugh with the comment ‘what were we taking?’. Just a reminder, never go full retard.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 5:01 am Oleaginous Outrager

      I wonder if Bruce looks in the mirror and truly believes he’s “fabulous”, or does he recognize what a terrifying mutant hellbeast he’s made of himself. It seems impossible to believe he’s happy with what he’s done, but the human capacity for self-delusion is nearly infinite.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 1:27 pm SteveRogers42

        Bruce’s time in the 400-meter portion of the 1976 Olympic decathlon is still faster than the women’s stand-alone record for the 400. Why the international track federation won’t recognize him as the record holder, I do not know.

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  18. on February 26, 2018 at 9:11 pm Scoundrel

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  19. on February 26, 2018 at 9:16 pm Greg Eliot

    One has been lionized by the (((media))), the other has been demonized.

    Who looks happier?

    Take heed, thou cucks who would curry favor with the Sanhedrin.

    tl,dr; Pictorial: Living Well Is The Best Revenge

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 5:05 am Oleaginous Outrager

      You really want to see the difference? Watch Jim Valvano’s ESPY speech (when he was staring Death right in the fucking eyeball) and compare it to all the fawning and mewling that followed from giving an insane self-mutilator an award for “courage”.

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  20. on February 26, 2018 at 9:24 pm Captain Obvious

    In other news, Coral finally bit the bullet last night – blah blah blah blah blah – I thought they’d never shut the he11 up.

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 9:26 pm Captain Obvious

      Rick never told him that Zombie Shane was Judith’s f@ther.

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 9:26 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on February 26, 2018 at 11:52 pm JironGhrad

        People still watch that show? For libs, by libs… how they’re gonna survive when the “bubbas” are all dyin’. No thanks.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 5:58 am Greg Eliot

        If that show had any more magic negroes and resting bitch face broads in it, they’d might as well shoot it in Liberia.

        I can never get through even one episode, the few times I’ve tried after the first season.

        And the crappy writers seem to specialize in inane Batmanesque imminent death scenarios that both protagonists and/or antagonists always seem to escape from.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 5:59 am Greg Eliot

        If that show had any more magic negroes and resting bitch face broads in it, they’d might as well shoot it in Liberia.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 6:33 am Captain Obvious

        I was over at someone’s house [who still has cable], and I happened to watch 10 or 15 minutes of it, which consisted almost entirely of “…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…”.

        If they k!ll off Neegan, it will supplant k!lling off Bobby Ewing as the worst mistake evah in T.V. history.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 6:40 am Captain Obvious

        Although little Henry did get the chance to avenge his older brother Benjamin’s murd3r, which was the only awesome thing that happened in the episode [other than Coral dying off, which put an end to the “blah blah blah blah blah”, at least temporarily].

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 6:56 am oink

        Cap’n!

        turn off the boob ((toob))!

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 7:01 am Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Luckily I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 8:47 am Captain Obvious

        oink muh hebe, we don’t have a j00t00b.

        I was at a friend’s house.

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  21. on February 26, 2018 at 9:48 pm Cloudswrest

    The real chick is also pregnant with Gibson’s baby.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 9:17 am Nothingman00

      Gibson’s baby, you mean Shitlord Supreme?

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  22. on February 26, 2018 at 10:23 pm redpillgirlnotes

    What a horribly unflattering dress on Bruce. Is he trying to bind the new bust or what? Anyway clown is right!

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    • on February 26, 2018 at 10:43 pm Jim Christian

      He’ll always be Brucie to me.. Bruce Willis, cuck to Ashton Kutcher is the Bruce I was thinking of.

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  23. on February 26, 2018 at 11:18 pm universe

    When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man

    Ratings go up.
    Straight shooter gonna eat tomorrow.

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  24. on February 26, 2018 at 11:45 pm When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  25. on February 26, 2018 at 11:49 pm Malcolm X-Lax

    Mel Rules.

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  26. on February 27, 2018 at 12:39 am Ripp

    All:

    Trump has balls. Big ones. And Yes, shitlibs Trump would have ran into the school and saved those keeeids.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 1:37 am skorzecin150

      That’s why I believe him when he said he would have gone into the building if he was there and armed. I don’t think he would have been on point, but as a GENUINE leader of men he would have taken control of the situation and “motivated” those four coward cops to actually get off their fat @sses and go and do their actual jobs.

      Apparently now these “men” are saying they couldn’t go into the building as they didn’t have their body cameras on, and their “Department’s” SOP is not to get into a deadly situation unless the body cameras are turned on.

      Liars as well as cowards. Dereliction of duty, and cowardice under fire would be good for starters. Then hang them.

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  27. on February 27, 2018 at 4:31 am MB

    Dogs are the best. Evolved companions for humans. Complementary, not as substitutes for human interaction though. Agreed it’s weird when women treat their pets like children, calling themselves “dog Mom” etc.

    Dogs can be a great way to meet people. If you’re serious about giving a dog good care, you have to go outside. Depends on what you’re interested in. Hiking, rollerblading, mountain biking, I took my dog with me on those adventures and met the Mr.

    Dog also warned me off bad people. I’ll always have one or more dogs around the house. Cats can live in the barn. They’re great mousers and I don’t mind feeding them but keep your poo outside.

    Mel Gibson just stays s3xy. He’s aged well. Have always liked him. Bruce Jenner can’t be happy. He can’t. Nothing about his appearance suggests he is finally in his own skin.

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  28. on February 27, 2018 at 4:42 am quality hunting (@QualityHunting)

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 6:07 am CalvinDecline

      Fuckin’ hilarious.

      Gotta admit I was like “why is the host laughing so damn much”, but when they got to the part where the lady is like “I wrote a book!” I lost it laughing.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 6:38 am Jim Christian

      Woulda been better if he’d just run it and then talked the talk I could skip at the end. Message good, this chubby bearded commenter, no good.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 11:10 am Carlos Danger

      Try this some time. It works.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 1:45 am skorzecin150

      Without soygoy of afag’s fake laughter and cuck commentary:

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 11:49 am Greg Eliot

        “Women are vindictive creatures… they remember everything.”

        Heh… their memories are so good, they can even remember things that never happened.

        And in my experience, they’re much better at remembering “tones of voice” and “looks given”… words actually said, not so much. 😉

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  29. on February 27, 2018 at 6:21 am Waffles

    Men with higher levels of testosterone tend to devote more energy to keeping their romantic partners faithful and in a relationship with them. The study, published in the journal Physiology & Behavior, examined what is known as mate retention behavior.

    http://www.psypost.org/2018/02/men-higher-testosterone-levels-report-protective-romantic-relationships-50799

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 3:58 pm oink

      obviously

      they have more energy to start with

      and then enter the virtuous cycle of avoiding shitlib heavy settings for work and life, and avoid wasting energy with managing cognitive dissonance,

      ending with more energy still, when compared to soyboys

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  30. on February 27, 2018 at 6:52 am Constantines Ghost

    Heartiste. Where is the BTC or other Crypto address for donations?

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  31. on February 27, 2018 at 7:34 am X

    Bruce needs a revolver to end the pain

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  32. on February 27, 2018 at 7:45 am bigjohn33

    Jared Taylor suing twitter is a big deal.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 9:55 am oink

      not with judges like the likes of Sylvia Sieve Hendon

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  33. on February 27, 2018 at 9:16 am Nothingman00

    CH, that’s probably the best picture caption I’ve ever seen.

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  34. on February 27, 2018 at 9:51 am dvdivx

    So who is the horrid monster in the peach colored dress?

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 9:59 am Captain Obvious

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 10:01 am Captain Obvious

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  35. on February 27, 2018 at 10:54 am Sentient

    Since we are talking pets…

    http://wtvr.com/2018/02/26/rescued-pot-bellied-pig-named-molly-is-killed-eaten-by-new-owners/

    Any guesses on adoptive owners?

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 12:15 pm dvdivx

      Can you really blame the Chinese for passing up free pork? I’m surprised they didn’t adopt more and sell the meat.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 3:55 pm Sun Tzu

      Pet pigs? Really why would even bother to rescue it in the first place?

      Come to think of it, a pet boar would be pretty badass, it can also eat anything. Feed it what ever you want.

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 3:16 am SteveRogers42

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 11:51 am Greg Eliot

        Including one’s enemies, amirite? 😉

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  36. on February 27, 2018 at 11:33 am Hackett To Bits

    The EGK announced he will settle for retirement after his 2nd term:

    [CH: it’s gonna be funny if uber cuck mitt romney challenges trump for the nom.]

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 12:48 pm vfm#7634

      Mitt as the Evan McMuffin of 2020 would be kinda funny, but I think he’s settling for becoming Senator of Mormonia.

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  37. on February 27, 2018 at 11:38 am When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man — Chateau Heartiste | Whores and Ale

    […] via When The Fuggernaut Meets The Unconverged Man — Chateau Heartiste […]

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  38. on February 27, 2018 at 11:53 am vfm#7634

    Funny how Mel and his current concubine have the exact same expressions on their faces looking at Bruce.

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    • on February 27, 2018 at 12:19 pm dvdivx

      I’d rather look like a trans monster than have my grandkids be mudshark spawn.

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      • on February 27, 2018 at 1:23 pm Hugh Mann

        But Bruce has got both!

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  39. on February 27, 2018 at 1:06 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

    Mel is pretty based. He may be cray cray but he has his faith. And he’s like mad skilled at getting bitches.

    Bruce has nothing but sloor daughters

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  40. on February 27, 2018 at 7:02 pm unh

    Captain John Charity Spring MA
    “Gibson would look good as Gordon of Khartoum or Charles “I have Sindh” Napier.

    We need a good movie where white men slaughter some chinks or Pajeets.”

    Something like this? https://youtu.be/1csr0dxalpI

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