Vibrant Polygyny, Coming Soon To A Western Depot Near You!

1. Import polygynous third worlders into America
2. Magic dirt!
3. Instead get more zero sum polygyny, violence, despair in America
4. “My magic dirt my magic dirt why have you forsaken me?!”

Most of the Dirt World is polygynous — a few alpha men take multiple wives, leaving the bottom 30% or more of men incel and ready to machete the neighboring tribe for their cattle and women.

Naturally, if you bring more of these kinds of people — the sudanese, the somalis, the pakistanis, the mystery meaties — into America, then America begins to resemble the polygynous wastelands our vibrant enrichers left behind. Get ready for xenophilic libshits to rationalize brideprices, clitoridectomies, child marriages, polygamy, harem quarters, and suburban raids because they’re part of the cultural tapestry of persons of machete and because it pisses off Heritage Americans.

“People and races aren’t interchangeable” was a fairly uncontroversial Truth for most of Western history that today in the Current Year provokes millions of shitlib Westerners to shrieking indignation and flashing their Though Criminal Patrol badges. This won’t end well.

The article is full of laughs. Excerpts:

Jok loves cows. “They give you milk, and you can marry with them,” he smiles.

Field of creams.

Asked about polyandry, Gurmeet says, “I strongly disapprove. It is against nature for a woman to have multiple partners.” He elaborates: “As a young man I kept chickens. The cock has many hens, but he does not allow the females to mate with more than one partner. So it’s against natural law.”

Coolidge winked.

Polygamy “can work fine, provided you do justice to [all wives] equally,” says Amar, a Pakistani judge with two wives. “If you do not prefer any one over the others, no problem arises.”

52 yo wife 1: “he goes limp inside me”

19 yo wife 2: “not for me”

52 yo wife 1: “the fuckin patriarchy!”

But Amar thinks he gets it right. “My routine is: I spend one night with one wife and one night with the other. That way, nobody feels treated badly. And I give them exactly the same amount of money to spend: they get one credit card each. As a judge, it is [my] foremost duty to deliver justice.”

Dread Game.

One of his wives enters the room and offers to give her side of the story. Her husband banishes her, with visible irritation, before your correspondent can ask her anything.

Shit test passed. Alpha.

In South Sudan, nearly 80% of people think it acceptable for a husband to beat his wife for such things as refusing sex, burning the dinner and so on.

Not many wives get headaches in south sudan.

Divorce requires that the bride’s family repay the brideprice; they may thus insist that the abused woman stays with her husband no matter how badly he treats her.

LJL. Family values don’t stop at the Bahr el Jabal River.

A study among the Dogon of Mali found that a child in a polygynous family was seven to 11 times more likely to die early than a child in a monogamous one. The father spends his time siring more children rather than looking after the ones he already has, Mr Barash explains. Also, according to the Dogon themselves, jealous co-wives sometimes poison each other’s offspring so that their own will inherit more.

Ban guns.

Her father, a former rebel commander, had eight wives and numerous concubines. She has 41 siblings that she knows of.

Natural conservative.

Sometimes her father would come round drunk, bang on the door and take her mother’s money to spend on another woman.

Preselected by other women.

That said, the extended family could pull together in an emergency. When her father was shot in the leg, his wives teamed up to bathe him, get him to hospital and pay his medical bills.

MLTR management. Or: how to know when you’ve got your plates on lock.

One day, when Akech was at university, her father asked her to come and see him. “We had never had a father-daughter bond, so I was excited,” she remembers. When she arrived, he introduced her to a fellow officer and ordered her to marry him. She was horrified. Her father’s friend was 65. Akech was 19.

Akech went on to complete university and find a good job. She recently bought her now-elderly father a house, partly to show him the value of her education, but also out of a residual sense of guilt at having once defied him. “In my culture, your parents are your earthly gods. I tried not to disappoint him,” she says. He has never said sorry for attempting to sell her.

Water under the bridge.