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Thought Experiment: Microcuckings

February 28, 2018 by CH

Hypothetically, if you were cucked by a man with a micropeen, would you:

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  1. on February 28, 2018 at 3:25 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

    This seems like an Anti-White meme from cuckold Right wang fags.

    What have White Men done for us?

    1) Western Civilization
    2) Agriculture
    3) Literature
    4) Math
    5) Science
    6) Modern Medicine
    7) Safe Communities
    8) Rule of Law
    9) Potable Water on tap
    10) Alcohol to wash down that aging thang

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 4:12 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

      da gbfm is not qualified

      http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/61fb991d3bfe3252ddf9dbbafe5c7486

      sorry not sorry

      lzozozozozoolz

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 12:51 am skorzecin150

      And don’t forget the aquaduct…

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  2. on February 28, 2018 at 3:26 pm yewotm8

    Upon realizing that the man she’s about to get plowed by will hardly be doing any plowing and instead only giving her a little pinpricking, the potential cheater would surely reconsider her infidelity. Therefore, I would feel much better knowing that my woman was a victim of rape rather than a willing accomplice.

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  3. on February 28, 2018 at 3:29 pm elooie

    Best way to avoid this is be “the other guy” and bang Japanese women.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 3:31 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

      Japan doesn’t want your wang, Gai Jin. What kind of negro philosophizing be this?

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 3:58 pm Chuck Steak

        I’ve been to Japan multiple times. It’s very easy for a Westerner to bang women in Japan. You get signals from the ladies by merely approaching them with a mundane question about how to find a train station if you have those light European features they fetishize over. But I do agree that it is the white man’s version of ‘muh dik’ing when he goes to East Asia to hook up with “smaller” women.

        And unlike many non-white countries, I like Japan the way it is. Let the Japs be. If whites die out, they’re maybe the closet thing to a “spark” that will be left on this planet. Not that the Japs are allowing foreigners to overrun their countries. But still, it’s a bit demoralizing to hear whites ape the naggers (“muh dik muh dik”) when the subject of East Asian women comes up.

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 4:09 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

        You cannot choose your parents, but you can choose your breeding partners.
        Only a cuckservative would want to muddy up his self and Japan to prevent a Shithole. Japan may not be a Shithole, but its not a Land of Aryans either.

        Take that cuckservative remedy elsewhere.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 12:55 am Sun Tzu

        Although Asia might have the civilization, they do not have the ideals. Liberty, people’s rights, gun rights, environmentalism, due process, individualism are all white ideas, Asia is not the “spark” that will continue them.

        The cruel irony of course is that these free thoughts and exchange of ideas has destroyed the west. How is it that the most free thinking people on Earth (whites) are also the most closed minded?

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 8:07 am Chuck Steak

        “Although Asia might have the civilization, they do not have the ideals. Liberty, people’s rights, gun rights, environmentalism, due process, individualism are all white ideas,”

        No argument there.

        “Asia is not the “spark” that will continue them.”

        What I meant by “spark” is that they can still progress man. It may not be suited to a white man’s sensibilities, but they at least have the ability to keep man on a forward trajectory out of the muck even if it will take the shape of a more ant-like and conformist order than whites are comfortable with.

        “The cruel irony of course is that these free thoughts and exchange of ideas has destroyed the west. How is it that the most free thinking people on Earth (whites) are also the most closed minded?”

        Whites are super conformist in their own way. On major social issues, they are absolutely subject to the pressures of conformity. They’re just a bout more “individualistic” on certain (often trivial) matters. Where an Asian has no problems with blatantly copying his high status neighbor’s home decor, clothes, and hair style down to a “T,” whites in the name of “individuality” try to imitate their high status neighbors in more subtle ways. That’s not to say that the Western mind isn’t also more independent and creative on the whole than the East Asian mind. But sometimes I think whites overestimate our group’s actual individuality simply by virtue of the fact that we are less ant-like than other races. We’re less conformist than Asians, sure. But that doesn’t also mean we aren’t pretty damned conformist ourselves when you get right down to it. Most people do not do not do not think for themselves. And that includes most white people.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 12:54 am skorzecin150

      As Doctor William L Pierce would say: “shut up you generate weebo faggot…”

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 12:21 pm Craig

        *degenerate, not generate. just sayin’.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 3:19 am Igor

      The Japanese women who want to bang foreigners are comparable in looks and social status to white women who bang blacks. You can rack up numbers in Japan but, especially if you don’t speak Japanese, you are plowing through well worn skanks and limited to the dregs. Although given the low quality of US women, these skanks are often at least average or a bit above by US standards.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 9:56 am irishsavant

        Anecdotally that’s not correct.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 3:05 pm vfm#7634

        Although by this logic, Japanese women living in a white country (say, to go to university) are like white women living in a sh!thole doing missionary (heh) work. It doesn’t matter why they’re supposedly there… they’re there specifically because they have a thing for the men who are a majority there.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 7:34 am Chuck Steak

        “The Japanese women who want to bang foreigners are comparable in looks and social status to white women who bang blacks.”

        Are you an Asian dude or something? Because that’s DEFINITELY not true. Even black dudes get some better looking white women than a lot of white guys want to admit. (The good looking white women they get just tend to also be really dumb.) Even in the U.S., the online dating data shows that Asian women on the whole show more interest in white men than white men show in them. (In contrast, black men are unquestionably more interested in white women than white women on the whole are interested in black men.) But take that dynamic and then add a factor like scarcity to the mix (there aren’t nearly as many white guys in East Asia as there are in the West) and you have yourself a pretty easy dynamic for getting laid if you’re a white guy. And not just by virtue of banging “the dregs,” either.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 7:39 am Chuck Steak

        Also, I lived in East Asia for almost two years. I never once saw an American-styled landwhale. So your point about them being comparable in “looks” is definitely wrong just right out of the gate given that a good deal of the white women that blacks bang are morbidly obese. The “social status” point might be more debatable but even then my experience tells that that’s not too accurate, either.

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  4. on February 28, 2018 at 3:30 pm Chuck Steak

    She’s probably looking for a numale to peg.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 4:12 pm Cracker

      yep

      i’m betting she’s one of those sexually dysfunctional girls who doesn’t enjoy intercourse at all and expects the man to always go down on her instead.

      mental illness, anatomical defect, whatever her problem is, she probably hates men in general and wants a situation where she can be the man in the relationship.

      messed up how many chicks are like that now.

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 6:13 pm Jaded Jurist

        Profound comment, brother.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 8:30 am Jim Christian

        An awful lot of women in their 30s and 40s already have anal and vaginal prolapse from their depraved antics. Hepatitis is a new plague too, also from those antics. Just look at all the ads for Hep A-Z meds, the constipation meds, pro-lapse mesh lawsuits, it’s ALL from anal sex and ridiculous, tree-trunk dildos. These slobs are also attaching their dildos to reciprocating power tools and backing up to them two toys at a time. The depravity is un-fucking-believable. Add in the chicks fugging their dogs (a LOT of them now), getting lickings from their dogs, it’s all a mess.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 9:50 am Cracker

        yeah, no doubt that has a lot to do with how screwed up so many of them are.

        all it takes is a girl to open her legs to a lot of different guys and she loses her healthy sexual responses and sensitivity.

        add to that all the bizarro world shiz you mention, and they have no chance at having a normal sex life.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 9:54 am trav777

        that’s a lot of armchair psychology. Maybe she just has a really small vagina or has a fetish…so what? Let her be ffs

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 9:05 pm Anonymous

      When she says she’s into anal, hopefully he realizes it means with a strap-on for her…

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  5. on February 28, 2018 at 3:32 pm gunslingergregi

    all I get is size queens so I don’t worry bout shitting on them

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  6. on February 28, 2018 at 3:36 pm Superposition

    My uncle once told a story about going to a wedding in CT in the 1970s, and how all the women attending had fucked the groom. They all knew the bride was committing to a dude with a micropenis. It was the talk of the reception.

    I guess that’s real love? Or maybe he had a great job or an inheritance. I didn’t think to ask, because I was younger and dumber, so I just laughed.

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  7. on February 28, 2018 at 3:38 pm Hackett To Bits

    Sorry, little girl, I for one can’t help you with that.

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  8. on February 28, 2018 at 3:40 pm Thought Experiment: Microcuckings | @the_arv

    […] Thought Experiment: Microcuckings […]

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  9. on February 28, 2018 at 3:53 pm everlastingphelps

    A woman has already decided she’s going to fuck a man long before she sees his cock.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 4:16 pm Cracker

      true

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 5:07 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

      hey, there’s that 10-20% of girls, tho. They’re in pr-n nowadays though…so good luck competing with that action.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 12:21 am Shithole commenter

      They look right it, meat gazers

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  10. on February 28, 2018 at 4:43 pm Oleaginous Outrager

    I guess I’m too old and terminally unhip: what exactly is she attempting to convey with that random emoji dump at the end of her statement? Is she intending this as a joke? Is that sperm or tears? What the fuck is up with the knife and fork?

    On a related note, only nineteen and already dead inside, judging from those eyes.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 5:11 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

      the random emoji dump girls do is like retard hieroglyphics.

      100 means very much, from what I’ve seen it’s sacred, right?
      tears may modify 100 as in sarcasm to violate sanctity of the 100 or “yes I know it’s sad that I want this.”
      sad face…still sad. can be sad for you, small peen man or sad for herself?
      and then depending on which fork in the road you take, the OK – !! – knife fork can mean almost anything.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 5:11 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

      Women want a man who can treat them right. Someone who has his affairs in order. A man who is grown up and has his priorities straight. She’s a material girl living in a material world.
      Dose niggas wouldn’t be jack without “Affirmative Action” and ball sports you dumb cuckers.

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  11. on February 28, 2018 at 4:51 pm dickycone

    Don’t know. Never thought much about other guys dock size on any context. I know that my still hot ex-wife is with a guy who is skinnier and far uglier than me, who I could easily break in two if I felt like it. For some reason this makes me feel better than if she were with some steel-muscled special forces Chad.

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 5:15 pm Titus

      Being former military, I’ve seen a lot of dicks, particularly when I was a grunt.

      Not always, but a good deal of the time the skinny fucks who barely weighed in at 145 soaking wet had a proud bastard hanging off their front end.

      Always made me wonder about all the properly built women generally being vice-tight on my cock, but some of the lithe, skinny little twigs were nothing but hole.

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  12. on February 28, 2018 at 5:28 pm blert

    Smells like a gag post// some trolling.

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  13. on February 28, 2018 at 5:30 pm dvdivx

    Since no one wants to look at an old hag’s face anyways it would be fun to post a bunch of faces from young women and guess # of sex partners, psychotic or not, other traits just based on the face and upper torso. Chest level and higher.

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  14. on February 28, 2018 at 5:41 pm Dan in ATL

    The chick is just trying to be funny

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 7:04 pm guest

      With Tinder a halfway decent looking HS/college girl can have half the dudes in a hundred mile radius slobbering all over her, ranging from thirsty losers to Chads to guys offering money, so it’s not surprising that many of them treat it like a joke and have the worst imaginable attitude. It’s a game I enjoyed playing for a time, but the social effects are and will continue to be a disaster.

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 9:56 am trav777

        tis true

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 10:51 pm Cracker

      “The chick is just trying to be funny”

      you’re probably right and that’s freakin sad. even sadder is how many other girls think that kind of garbage passes for humor. and all the dudes who think it’s cute and message her.

      imagine your great grandfather seeing a girl post something like that. he’d know a girl who thinks trash like that is funny, is someone to avoid like the plague.

      girls wouldn’t be so disgusting if men ignored or shamed them for it. but no doubt there are plenty of desperate guys who will take the bait instead of recognizing that obvious red flag. she gets attention for it and she wins. sad times.

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  15. on February 28, 2018 at 6:07 pm Jaded Jurist

    Poor girl is a 6 at best (meaning Beer Goggles x 10 ^ nth)

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    • on February 28, 2018 at 6:08 pm Jaded Jurist

      In times past, she would’ve been a 4, but, you know, obesity and all.

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      • on February 28, 2018 at 7:02 pm traitors first

        from what I’m looking at you’re grading on one helluva curve good sir

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 8:32 am Jim Christian

      For all we know, she’s 300 pounds. She still a 6?

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 8:17 pm the daily messenger

      No way, 3.5 at best. Hides her body, fat face, no beauty features. JUST DEAD EYES to go with her DEAD SOUL. Probably a wiccan. Many abortions in her future. You know it’s true.

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  16. on February 28, 2018 at 6:37 pm Pretty Boy Looch

    She is being cool and ironic

    She really wants a man like me to demolish her cunt but she ain’t my type

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  17. on February 28, 2018 at 8:17 pm Thought Experiment: Microcuckings | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  18. on February 28, 2018 at 9:03 pm Anonymous

    Dang sissified snowflake young’uns today!

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  19. on February 28, 2018 at 9:43 pm vfm#7634

    I suppose that’s one way to weed out Trump supporters…

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  20. on February 28, 2018 at 10:07 pm Pwn

    I call that a shit test. She wants the big d.

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  21. on February 28, 2018 at 10:32 pm tripper

    The day when CH made everyone think about other dudes dick. On a pick up site. Man picking up women site. Talk about trolling

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 6:31 am Rudolph

      I think the question is more about your frame.

      In one frame (as someone suggests steel-muscled special forces Chad) she strays because you’re “inadequate.”

      In one she strays because she’s messed up.

      In the third you’re your mental point of origin and move on with ZFG.

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  22. on March 1, 2018 at 9:43 am DavidS

    Obviously the question of being cucked by a guy with a micro-cock is one thing, but this isn’t a real request.

    This is her trying to be funny and edgy. I see it on Tinder all the time in her age bracket. She doesn’t really want that. If anything, she’s excluding those guys by saying this.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 11:14 am vfm#7634

      She might get some free shit from a few soyboys, though.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 11:21 am Cracker

      “This is her trying to be funny and edgy. I see it on Tinder all the time in her age bracket.”

      sad that she’s not the exception to the rule and mistaking this kind of crap for humor is so common now. also sad how many young dudes will blow it off and think it’s cute. what a sad disgusting world we live in

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  23. on March 1, 2018 at 10:24 am Pathfinderlight

    Is “look down” a proper response?

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  24. on March 1, 2018 at 2:10 pm RedPillOfHergest

    Robert Kraft, billionaire cuck. Young girlfriend calves. Patriots team reps issue statement that Kraft is not the father. Then Kraft and Calver are seen together frequently, and he acknowledges he bought her a house, made several size able investments on her behalf, and is taking care of her kid. Kraft’s 4 sons express concern the family trust will be modified to include the bastard spawn.

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