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Game Advice For The Masochistic Man

March 1, 2018 by CH

Ted Colt asks for some Game advice to give his son,

other than fleeing, what advice would you give my son?

He’s referring to this scenario:

If a chick sincerely and weirdly said that to your son, and she was cute enough to consider angling for the bangling? He should ask if that pickup line has ever worked for her.

A fledgling womanizer up for the challenge of seducing femcunts-in-training will never go wrong macking these girls using the one-two combo of “assume the sale” and “flip the script” game techniques. Assume she’s trying to pick you up, and flip the female chasee-male chaser script. All delivered with a tacitly, pregnantly jerkboy je ne sais cock.

These kinds of girls — the screechy parroters of feminist drivel — were never very common, but their numbers have been increasing since The Insanity took over America, so there’s a chance your son may come across a girl saying something like this to him, in which case my line above should help him pass her shit test with flying colors and wipe the early onset schoolmarm sneer off her face.

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  1. on March 1, 2018 at 7:37 pm JironGhrad

    Honestly, a girl that fucked up ought to be let alone. You don’t want to risk catching whatever is wrong with her… don’t dip your dick in crazy, because crazy may want to dip a dick in you.

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    • on March 3, 2018 at 8:33 am trav777

      Run. Run silent, run deep…run like mexican water through a first time tourist. Run.

      There are certain situations you should not try to troubleshoot and you should just bail out.

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  2. on March 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm Ironsides

    “Other than fleeing”

    That little bit of phrasing produced the day’s first smile.

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  3. on March 1, 2018 at 7:42 pm Captain Obvious

    GIRL: “I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.”

    BOY: “Do you like kids?”

    GIRL: “Oh I love kids!”

    BOY: “When do you ovulate again?”

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 8:31 am Major7

      lulz

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    • on March 3, 2018 at 8:34 am trav777

      Just call her an idiot and scoff at her. She’s a girl. Do they even have real opinions? They like fuckin parrots

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      • on March 3, 2018 at 8:34 am trav777

        They’re like

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  4. on March 1, 2018 at 7:53 pm Ironsides

    Are you sure, Cap’n? That’s the kind of brawd who’s going to be pushing the kiddies to go tr@nny. And you can’t watch her 24/7.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 8:05 pm vfm#7634

      Yeah, she loves kids… black ones.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 9:04 pm Captain Obvious

      The idea is to cut through all the bu11sh!t and see whether there’s any hope for her – whether her heart is fundamentally in the right place, and she’s simply parroting the Frankfurt School indoctrination because she doesn’t know any better, or whether she’s actually a True Believer. In the latter case, the conversation would look moar like

      GIRL: “I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.”

      BOY: “Do you like kids?”

      GIRL: “I hate kids! It’s imperative the Human Race be driven into extinction – that’s the only way we can save Mother Gaia.”

      BOY: “Huh… < pause for effect > Well do you know to make a ham & cheese on rye?”

      GIRL: < rolls eyes, walks away >

      BOY: Be sure to put Dijon mustard on it!

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 11:06 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        It’s imperative the Human Race be driven into extinction – that’s the only way we can save Mother Gaia.

        “Cool, a mutual suicide pact! You go first.”

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      • on March 3, 2018 at 8:36 am trav777

        HUH?!?!

        She’s a GIRL.

        Women do not have agency. They take their opinions from zeitgeist or from MEN. Stop sperging out and pay attention for the past years around here.

        Either tell your woman what to think or let (((society))) do it.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 10:39 am anon

      Again. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/01/virginia-mom-23-who-mysteriously-disappeared-from-front-yard-found-dead-suspect-in-custody.html

      A sane society would not allow even one of these murders.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 11:47 am anon

      Trayvon Martin is risen!!! zlozlzozoo http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/02/2-killed-at-central-michigan-university-gunman-armed-and-dangerous-still-at-large.html

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:19 pm Ironsides

        Send in the Zimmerman Brigade!

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  5. on March 1, 2018 at 8:01 pm Bad Attitude

    Better make sure she doesn’t have a dick.

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 10:51 pm JironGhrad

      Better make sure she NEVER HAD a dick…

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      • on March 6, 2018 at 4:17 am dzhugashvili

        you forgot “isn’t planning on getting a dick.”

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  6. on March 1, 2018 at 8:08 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

    The Insanity took over America

    —

    That’s a good way to describe what the Invasion has done to America.

    I hope not every descendant of legacy America is a drone that pilled out on quiet ADD drugs while watching their future brides getting groomed by achmed. Who is playing the sports and mackin’ the hoes?

    Jesus, I remember back in the day, the blacks were scary. Now, except for a black lives matter riot, they look pozzed too.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 4:15 am oink

      More white girls soil themselves with negroes and sandnegroes, more they slut it up, more available white suitors for my daughters, easier for my girls to stand out.

      Silver lining!

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    • on March 3, 2018 at 8:39 am trav777

      The coolest part…my ex had a fag friend, he came here. He supports the muslim invasion of france, not realizing that as soon as they have power they will throw him off a rooftop.

      Yeah, muslims and niggers bloc vote democrat…because they support feminism and gay rights, correct?

      EVERYTHING is about race and nothing else. There is very little that ISN’T about race. White people have deluded themselves into thinking that things could be NOT about race because that seemed such a drag to the nice black guy that everyone knew.

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  7. on March 1, 2018 at 8:57 pm the daily messenger

    Reblogged this on The Daily Messenger (mirror).

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  8. on March 1, 2018 at 9:00 pm tripper

    ask her to see whose gender fluid is stronger

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 9:07 pm Captain Obvious

      That could work.

      GIRL: “I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.”

      BOY: “I bet my gender fluid tastes better than yours.”

      GIRL: “That’s disgusting, you jerk.”

      BOY: “It’s not disgusting, it’s a delicacy. Here, lemme show you…”

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      • on March 1, 2018 at 10:50 pm blert

        Cums with salt, too.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 5:00 am demono

        i identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.
        i got some gender fluid for ya

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    • on March 1, 2018 at 11:07 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      “Gender fluid, huh? You must go through a lot of seat cushions at your house!”

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  9. on March 2, 2018 at 4:12 am Aeoli Pera

    Man, this is every girl under 20. Tell him to ignore it and change the subject. She’s just pressing the lever to get the pellet.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 4:20 am Aeoli Pera

      I’m seeing a 23 yo tonight who says she likes “boys, girls, and everything in between”…only ever dated boys though. Seriously, most of them don’t believe any of it, anymore than liberals actually like living in vibrant neighborhoods.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:21 pm URM

        DId you already tell her your verbal IQ, Aeoli? Or that’s for later dates maybe.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 4:37 am Aeoli Pera

      To be absolutely, 100% explicit…the way to stop pellet-seeking behaviors is to slowly replace her pellet supply (i.e. public education, twitter) with the real thing (Jordan Peterson, masculine attention). Once this is done, the behavior will taper off. When she’s feeling secure in her new supply, a couple of cutting jokes will complete the conversion, but if you do this too quickly she will balk at losing the “resources” her brain depends on.

      Thus, every pickup for the Gen Z crowd is also a slow counter-propaganda campaign. Ugly but true. They are all brainwashed.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 7:59 am Captain Obvious

        “if you do this too quickly she will balk at losing the “resources” her brain depends on”

        Anyone who makes it this far down into the kkk0mments has got to immediately stop whatever they’re doing right now and print out all nine pages of “Death Squared” and go read them in the bathroom with their morning potty break. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1644264/pdf/procrsmed00338-0007.pdf

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:22 pm URM

        As to pellets — why deal with female rats, what gives?

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:31 pm Aeoli Pera

        I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.

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  10. on March 2, 2018 at 4:58 am demono

    girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.

    son: Doesn’t it go against your muslim beliefs?

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  11. on March 2, 2018 at 7:25 am Rudolph

    Go full on assume the sale arrogant aggressive jerk boy.

    Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.

    Boy: Do you think about boys or girls when you play with yourself?

    Girl: Ummm… I don’t…

    Boy (cutting her off) : You think about ME when you go to the bathroom don’t you?

    Girl: NO! I don’t…

    Boy: You think about me when you have your pants down.

    Girl: No.

    Boy: You should.

    And so on.

    If she says she thinks about girls.

    Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual.

    Boy: Do you think about boys or girls when you play with yourself?

    Girl: I think about girls.

    Boy: So do I. Do you think about (hot girl classmate?)

    Girl: Huh?

    Boy (cutting her off) : You think about ME when you go to the bathroom don’t you?

    Girl: NO! I don’t…

    Boy: You think about me when you have your pants down.

    Girl: No.

    Boy: You should.

    And so on. If she wants to stick to her guns on girls he could suggest that they both go ask hot girl classmate out.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 8:03 am Captain Obvious

      R, I like the general idea of where you’re doing strategically, but tactically speaking, you’ve got the boy asking questions.

      Betas ask questions. Alphas issue COMMANDS.

      The boy has to rework his entire Inner Frame [and then all of his Applied Game Theory] so that he is constantly concentrating on ORDERING her to do things, not simply ASKING her to do things.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 8:07 am Captain Obvious

        Also, from the point of view preserving & sustaining the White race…

        BOY: Do you like kids?

        GIRL: Of course.

        BOY: Does your girlfriend like kids?

        GIRL: Oh she l0ves kids!!!

        BOY: Awesome. Y’all gonna be muh Sister W!ves. Boo-yah!

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:47 am Rudolph

        Just because it is phrased as a question doesn’t mean you’re asking a question. That’s where the arrogant jerk-boy comes in, “You think about me when you go to the bathroom, don’t you?” should be spoken as a statement of fact. It isn’t a question. He already knows she does because he’s the prize.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 11:23 am Captain Obvious

        R, rework your entire Inner Frame so that you aren’t asking questions anymore.

        Every thought you have just phrased as a question needs to be reworked so that it is a straightforward declarative sentence.

        Bonus points if she is lured in via a NARRATIVE: “When you’re all along in bed at night, and you slide your finger beneath your underwear, you’re thinking of me inside of you…”

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 11:24 am Captain Obvious

        along = alone

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:26 pm URM

        Issuing COMMANDS works better on this comments sections than with new generation females. I mean real ones, not fantasized ones or ones imagined in the past.

        You can have the upper psychological hands and establish a trend of dominance. Issuing COMMANDS will backfire — unless what you have got in your hands is no more than a mat.

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      • on March 3, 2018 at 9:23 am Lord of the Gulf Stream

        These are called Tie-Downs. Asking questions that you know will be answered the way you want, yet lets them believe it’s their own idea. The easiest way is to make declarative statements, then end them with “don’t you” or “aren’t you” or “wouldn’t you”.

        You think of me when you pull your pants down, DON’T YOU?

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 11:30 am Sun Tzu

      Girl: I like girls

      Boy: Which girl here is the hottest?/ Do you like big boobs?/ Are you going to fuck your roommate?

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  12. on March 2, 2018 at 7:35 am Waffles

    Used common CH game principles to get a first night bang with a 23 y/o from a dating app last night. Key exchange:

    Her: Hey can we do 7:30 instead of 6:30?
    Me: Yeah but now you’re buying shots.
    Her: Haha if you want.
    Me: Not sure if I’ll recognize you without a SnapChat filter on. Could be hideous. A shot could help with that.
    Her: Wow I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that lol

    When she gets there. Tease. Tease. Comfort building question. Tease. Agree and Amplify. Tease. Comfort question. Always assume the sale.

    Now the only thing I need is how to let her down without coming across as too much of an asshole.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 8:15 am Captain Obvious

      “a first night bang with a 23 y/o from a dating app last night… Now the only thing I need is how to let her down…”

      A pump-n-dump?

      And so The Darkness will grow in her heart, and she will become ever moar distant to the White race; her face & her tongue & her private parts will receive ever moar metal piercings, her beautiful White skin will be ruined by ever moar hideous tattooes, eventually she will recede into her spinster apartment filled with cats, her brain will be rotted out by Toxoplasma gondii, and in a quarter century, her lifetime Total Fertility Rate will settle in at precisely 0.0.

      This is how you repay our Ancestors and their sacrifices?

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:11 am Waffles

        Thanks for making me feel like slime Captain! I’m pretty sure she knows what the deal is/was. Again, not discounting your advice to knock up tight young women but as you say so yourself “natural chemistry is rare to find” and quite frankly it is not all there. If she was younger and more naive I could see this possibly having some effect on her, but honestly I think she will be fine. This was my first date/bang after a 5 year LTR so please spare me. I promise the next one I find that I vibe with and can see being with long term, I will put buns in the oven. Just for you.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:26 am Captain Obvious

        Go forth, slay teh P00ntag, and put moar White Bunz -> White Ovenzzzezes, muh White brother.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:36 am Captain Obvious

        In all seriousness, though, if you banged her properly, so that she surrendered teh Multiple 0rgasmzzzezes to you, then she’s already starting to bond to you emotionally, whether she wants to or not.

        And if you use Game to break these girls, then sooner or later, your conscience is gonna kick in, and you’re gonna start pondering the metaphysically terrifying implications of “You break it, you own it.”

        Assuming you have a conscience – life is so much easier for psychopaths.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:29 pm URM

        Assuming you have a conscience – life is so much easier for psychopaths.

        Well, it’s easier for women too. They have some conscience but no consciousness…

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 8:22 am oink

      (Death)^2

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 8:24 am oink

        “ou la Mort”

        (Massa Mosby regrets nuffin’)

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 9:10 am Greg Eliot

      Now the only thing I need is how to let her down without coming across as too much of an asshole.

      I would propose that it’s much too late to dissuade THAT impression…

      … especially ’round chere.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 9:42 am plumpjack

      “Now the only thing I need is how to let her down without coming across as too much of an asshole.”

      waffles. interesting that you chose that handle. you have waffle between your actions and your values.

      be consistent, my brother. if you’re gonna be a dick then just be a dick and don’t apologize for it and just call it a day.

      look, an alpha creates his own reality. the responsibility that comes along with that is that people will follow you because you’re a leader and in that regard you help create their reality also. getting people to follow your is easier than you think. doing something USEFUL with that power is the hard part.

      like it or not, your shaping this girl’s reality. yes, she has agency and she can do what she wants with the experience and all that. but you’re also part of the equation. that’s the way life is. we leave a wake behind us as we travel in and out of people’s lives.

      so if you’re going to leave her with an experience, don’t leave her with the experience of being a waffler. ie, “I wanted you for a sec but now I don’t.” think bigger than that and casually keep in touch with her. (she opened up hey womb to you for chrissakes). don’t burn bridges. it shows weakness. she might be useful in some other regard other than a life partner.. she might show up one day bearing a gift that you never expected.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 11:32 am Captain Obvious

        “she might show up one day bearing a gift that you never expected”

        Yeah, I wanted to pursue a similar line of thought.

        Never write off another human being – at least not until the bitter end.

        You don’t know [until you know] what people are capable of.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 3:32 pm URM

      I don’t agree with people blaming you.
      She knew what the deal was (although she’ll be denying it to herself the entire time), and there nothing “dick” about you.

      Make sure to be humorous/ironical in your responses if she contacts you any more.

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  13. on March 2, 2018 at 8:30 am Pretty Boy Looch

    Something only a white girl or skypette would say

    I’ll be instructing my son to stay away from white girls and skypettes

    Not worth his finite time and money

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 8:37 am Major7

      Sometimes I think you’re one of Sorceryqueer’s multiple personalities.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 8:45 am Pretty Boy Looch

        That guy has one personality one posting style and never deviates

        The only thing that changes is name and backstory

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 8:50 am Captain Obvious

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:04 am Pretty Boy Looch

        Captain Obvious has a worldview which doesn’t allow for just plain dysfunctional people to exist

        Everything is JIDF

        Everything is grand design

        Quintessentially autistic smart dumb

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:08 am Greg Eliot

        But how quick you were, you sock puppy cocksucker, to turn the “Eliot has green hair” neener-neener short bus into the “Eliot is JIDF” bandwagon, eh?

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 9:39 am Captain Obvious

        LOL’ed @ JIDF account “tom jones”.

        There’s no rhyme or reason anymoar as to what it’s algorithm is gonna “Like”.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 10:23 am Major7

        Looch, haven’t you ever seen Primal Fear? What do you think happens when Saucyqueer “loses time again?” While he’s blacked out, one of his other personalities emerges, in this case the wigger one.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 10:24 am Major7

        Speaking of, how do you explain the fact that you two are never seen commenting on the same thread? Huh?

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 11:09 am Pretty Boy Looch

        Actually

        Sorcery has replied to me a few times when I’ve had the first or second comment on a poast

        Usually with an anecdote about something that never happened

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 12:50 pm Major7

        Ok, I lied about that last part

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 1:01 pm Ironsides

      I don’t think they’re the same guy. The posting style is utterly different. There’s a smug, giggly quality to SorceryBlob’s writing that doesn’t appear in Looch’s. There are other significant differences that would be hard to fake, but that’s the standout one.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 10:07 pm Major7

        I was just fuckin w Looch

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      • on March 3, 2018 at 9:27 am Lord of the Gulf Stream

        The similarity is just because they are sitting in cubicles right next to each other.

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  14. on March 2, 2018 at 10:28 am realgaryseven

    The Insanity.

    That nails it.

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  15. on March 2, 2018 at 11:49 am Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

    Should you cater to a woman’s delusions and lie to her?

    Yeah, you should. Never tell her the Truth. Don’t support the crazy, just lie about it. It seems dishonest, cause it is. Feel free to tell her the Truth when you want her to leave. Unless you have a handy list of her “deal breakers”.

    Some of you believe that women want honesty. You believe it because they tell you so. YOU LOSER.

    There is what women say, and what they mean. Its like a code really.

    For instance: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman right. This means: I want a man who has enough money to pay.

    Or: I want a man who will listen to me and take me seriously.
    TM: I want a man to control and will do what I say.

    See? They’re not being honest. Only a fool would be honest to a woman unless its dump her on the curb time, boys…

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 11:55 am Greg Eliot

      Well, to be fair, many men fall into that category as well…

      I distinctly remember my corporate days, when “open door” and “honest discussion” was touted by the higher-ups…

      … but all they TRULY wanted to hear was

      “Everything’s running smooth, I’m doing fine… couldn’t be better.”

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 12:15 pm streetsweeper

        so you were a whining, impossible-to-please, sky-is-falling complainer back then too, eh? big surprise. every company has one.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 12:20 pm Greg Eliot

        Stop projecting, asshole… I was merely making an observation… and a true one, as anyone who ever worked for a living could tell you, since your experience in that area is obviously lacking.

        And stop socking, Danger.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 12:23 pm Greg Eliot

        On a side note, how does my behind smell today, sock?

        Get a life. 😡

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 1:08 pm Pretty Boy Looch

        When Greg isn’t at synagogue he’s trolling the shit out of this place

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 1:12 pm Greg Eliot

        With half-assed moop adversaries such as you, sock-boy, my reputation here is secured.

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      • on March 2, 2018 at 3:35 pm URM

        Women are 1 SD over men in self-deception (and deception). That’s all there is to say about it.I
        Of course it’s not a mono-gender thing

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  16. on March 2, 2018 at 12:10 pm CBR600RR_Rider

    OT,
    Ladi3s and G3ntlemen, I give you Eur0pe in all of its glory:
    .
    .
    .

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 12:13 pm Greg Eliot

      What’s the purpose of giving legs to this filth… ESPECIALLY here at the chateau?

      You some sort of cuck fetishist, alt-R ally?

      Or just the garden variety concern troll shilling agitprop for the Synathedral?

      This is why we lose.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on March 3, 2018 at 8:45 am trav777

        yeah because ignoring ugly reality will make it go away huh?

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  17. on March 2, 2018 at 12:11 pm Craig

    girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pansexual.
    boy: So does that mean you give better head than other girls?

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  18. on March 2, 2018 at 12:28 pm Theodore

    Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you?

    [CH: good question. as you probably surmised, this question is a trap. if you answer yes, she “got to you”. if you answer no, and she really is annoying, you look weak. evasion is the way to go. i’d answer, “now you do”, or “when you ask questions like that, you do”.]

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 3:38 pm URM

      sometimes yes, sometimes no — clearly expressing thanlt when it is yes, it’s no more than a nuisance.

      Other option: Annoy no. Bore yes.

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 3:38 pm skorzecin150

      Traps. As are all of those types of questions. Anything from “do you like my hair this way”, to “are my boobs too big/small”, to “do you mind if I jang out with XXX”, to the stereotypical “do I look fat in this dress”, all traps. All designed to create drama which of course all girls (even the goods ones), succumb to in varying degrees.

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  19. on March 2, 2018 at 3:37 pm Saracen III

    Dude, she’s talking to you. Of her own free will.

    “I identify as an 80-foot dragon with a heavily-jeweled chest and a tiny tear near the tip of my left wing”

    Need i point out the obvious chance to open your shirt/move your hand around her back?

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  20. on March 2, 2018 at 3:38 pm Saracen III

    Sorry about the shouting

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  21. on March 2, 2018 at 4:54 pm unh

    Game question: What is the best way to respond in a daytime situation when a beautiful wholesome-looking girl stares right into your eyes, stays close, hangs on your every syllable, doesn’t turn away, engages,smiles, etc?

    [CH: carry her home like a six pack.]

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    • on March 2, 2018 at 7:29 pm mendo

      I like your style, CH. Smooth.

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