Theodore asks,
Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you?
As you probably surmised, this question is a trap. If you answer yes, she “got to you” and you sound a little butthurt. If you answer no, and she really is annoying, you look weak for appeasing her. A teasing evasion is the way to go. I’d answer, “now you do”, or “when you ask questions like that, you do”. One of my favorite go-to lines for taunting girlquestions like this one is, “You wish”. It totally deflates a smarmy beyotch and re-establishes yourself as the dominant banter force.
The other countermove is Agree&Amplify. “Yes, you are the most annoying girl I have ever met. Each second with you is like waterboarding torture. I’m gonna call you Gitmo.” Obviously if you’re saying this with a wry smile and over-the-top eye rolls, she’ll laugh and come back down to earth to meet you human-to-human instead of shit testing theatrical drama queen-to-human.
The Gotcha! Girl trips up many a beta male with her deviously probing questions. The best frame of mind to have for skirting this trap is to dodge her rhetorical charge and make it about her and her insecurities instead of about you qualifying yourself to her. The thrust (heh) of a man’s seduction should always be away from qualifying himself and towards qualifying the girl.
Yeah, but you’re really pretty.
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Pretty much constantly.
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Entire column is wrong.
Have been asked this a billion times.
Answer- yup. Without looking up. This is if it’s an earnest question.
If she’s picking at you on purpose trying to get a rise out of you, well, I’ve never honestly had a girl try to do that. Just fuck with me or whatever, so I can’t even relate.
It’s really quite ok to get angry with your woman and to show it…she has the mentality of a child. She should fear making you angry.
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Uh huh.
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Shhhh
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Half the yeggs ’round chere, alt-R allies they be, do the same sort of inane games and take great glee in annoying men.
Which, of course, is why we lose. :duckface
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On a side note, my go-to line to gals on this sort of shit-test is a tried-and-true deadpan with put one word:
“Immeasurably.”
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Indubitably is good too as it establishes your literary/IQ cred and makes her run to a dictionary to figure out wtf you just told her. Women love treasure hunts.
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[…] Your Daily Game: Girls Playing Gotcha […]
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“…and why do you care what *I* think of you.”
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“There’s not a woman out there who doesn’t. *wink* *ass-slap*”
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“Try harder.”
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My first instinct was “Right now?”
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“I’m used to it.”
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You can make up for it later…
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Dated an annoying girl that used to say “I’m sorry I’m annoying/bothering you” just randomly. Dumb blue pill me would then say, “That’s ok” as an auto response to “I’m sorry.” Trap sprung. Instantly inundated with “So you think I’m annoying?!?” bullshit and caterwauling. Best response I’ve found is either a grunt or a no response at all.
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“Instantly inundated with “So you think I’m annoying?!?” bullshit and caterwauling.”
“(shrug)… well… you have been…”
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Go for the cut. “Do I annoy you?” “Well, you do have a huge pimple forming.”
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Me: “alphabetically or chronologically?” *smirking as I said it
Alternate I’ve encountered:
Her: “what’s my worst feature?”
(Gave same answer)
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I like it, but it requires too much brainstuff to process. I bet you get a quizzical look in response.
It’s like speaking Latin to a dog… everyone knows dogs don’t speak Latin.
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High society over 105 IQ THOT was the bird in question.
Doesn’t work on the lower classes, you’re correct.
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Go full Bogie, ‘You probably would if I gave you any thought.’
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“I don’t think of you at all.”
Or
“Who are you again?”
Or
“Move. I’m trying to watch that TV/blonde/car.”
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^#3 for the win
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“Dream on”
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“Do you? I wasn’t paying attention.”
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“Yes, why do I put up with you?”
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“Huh? I was staring at your cleavage.”
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“You one of them lousy kissers?”
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“In what way?”
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“Not quite following.”
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“Do you annoy me? Yes. Now turn around and show me my favorite part.”
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>> As you probably surmised, this question is a trap.
Bigger picture… this is part of how she “proves” you’re beta, and has an excuse to dismiss you, and/or find a new guy:
— She presents you with a FALSE CHOICE… to see how you react
— This is a classic psychological DOUBLE BIND
>> “Yes, you are the most annoying girl I have ever met. Each second with you is like waterboarding torture. I’m gonna call you Gitmo.”
^ Great. All of the options presented essentially take a “choice between A or B” (“butthurt or appeasing”), and INVENT A THIRD OPTION (which is… LEADERSHIP).
>> The best frame of mind to have for skirting this trap is to dodge her rhetorical charge and make it about her and her insecurities instead of about you qualifying yourself to her.
The best frame of is to “be at the cause, not at the effect.” You SURPRISE HER (=lead her). But none of this is about “her.” WE ARE THE CENTER OF OUR WORLD… not in “reaction to her,” her traps, or anything else.
“You wish” is excellent, as it is a reframe that suggests that she wishes she had an impact… on YOUR WORLD.
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Basically, a sh1t test is an fem-behavioral antibiotic dose to prevent beta male sp3rmatic infection of her eggs.
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Yes ^.
And, she ALSO “uses it” to get rid father #1, so she can have a 2ND BABY with the next guy, to increase genetic diversification across alphas. Savage evo-bio.
The guys that wrote the book BELOW talk about “BETAFICATION.” And the DOUBLE-BIND is a tool toward that “breaking down” of a once glorious bastard into the guy that pays her alimony while she has the next kid with the next alpha…
http://amzn.to/2CV9Bzw
Practical Female Psychology: For the Practical Man
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my Memes stuck in mod.
“Am I annoying you”?
Smirk. Chuckle. Pat on head. “Cute”.
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I’m just going to leave this here:
https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2018/02/23-modern-dating-phrases-you-need-to-add-to-your-vocabulary/
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“yeah, I basically think of you as a little kid/little sister [deadpan or lol]”
“Is that what you say when you just farted?/did you just fart?”
Go short – Use a big word – Immeasurably is pretty good
Go long – recite a speech, like Lincoln’s Gettysburg address “Four score and seven years passé our forefathers George Larry Curly and Moe did meet…” Or Shakespeare “A horse a horse, my kingdom for a Horse!” Or a nonsense rhyme or poem “listen my child and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere” (non sequitur) lol or one better:
Once in Persia reigned a king
Who upon his signet ring
Graved a maximum true and wise
Which, if held before his eyes,
Gave him counsel at a glance
Fit for every change and chance.
Solemn words, and these are they;
“Even this shall pass away.”
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Gotta say, my go-to for any questions like this is “What’s your name again?” Slays them every time. Perfect follow up if you need it is “You do look kinda familiar…”
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Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you?
I’ve never had this happen. Are you referring to some strange girl who just started to talk to you in a bar or something?
A female who would even ask this is doing it to see if she got your attention which is the female’s main objective in life and females will do stupid things to get male attention, like laughing or making little sounds or even dancing around with each other.
She: asks the question
You: Pardon me?
She: repeats it
You: I hadn’t noticed you and don’t know you or if you’re annoying
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“It’s kind of cute but you still get a spanking.”
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1. Yes till you take off your clothes.
2. Nothing annoys me. I am the greatest.
3. Not as much as your friends/mom/whoever
4. Not enough to not cum all over your pretty face.
5. It’s not annoyance. Just nuissance.
6. It’s not you. It’s your nose/hair/shoes/whatevee
7. Not as much as your sister when she is choking on my dick.
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