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The Ass-Pass Equation

March 13, 2018 by CH

CH Maxim #34-24-36: The quality of a broad’s ass is directly proportional to the time it takes to realize her ass isn’t worth keeping.

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  1. on March 13, 2018 at 4:27 pm skorzecin150

    Looking for an example of these measurements, I stumbled across this gem:

    “Today, the average American woman is 5’4″, has a waist size of 34-35 inches and weighs between 140-150 lbs, with a dress size of 12-14. Fifty years ago, the average woman was 5’3-4″ with a waist size of approximately 24-25″, she weighed about 120 lbs and wore a size 8.”

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    • on March 13, 2018 at 4:51 pm mendo

      “…waist size of 34-35 inches”

      Damn!

      And double damn to average weight of 140-150. . .shite!

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    • on March 13, 2018 at 7:51 pm itsme

      white women, maybe. but the average weight of all american women today is close to 170. the darkies are really throwing the numbers off.

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      • on March 14, 2018 at 3:32 am Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

        That broad’s ass is broad, but is it broad compared to the thighs? To put the question into perspective, is the broadness of her ass eclipsing the ability of your eyes to gaze at her bosom? Is it stopping the power of her cleavage from pulling your gaze? Can you pull a pussy with more A than T? If T = A, then A may be too broad for the broad to have enough T to expect your T to get your flag to fly.

        I could go on, but you can probably get laid just saying that. Women love a mystery. They won’t solve what I just said, until you get bored or she has ball and chain in her eyes.

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  2. on March 13, 2018 at 4:35 pm skorzecin150

    Apparently not quite golden, but close enough for government work:

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    • on March 13, 2018 at 4:55 pm Pretty Boy Looch

      noasitol

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      • on March 13, 2018 at 5:20 pm Captain Obvious

        notittitoes

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      • on March 13, 2018 at 5:22 pm Sentient

        It’s OK to be White Wronghaid…

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      • on March 13, 2018 at 8:33 pm pdwalker

        But that face….

        Tell me she couldn’t produce beautiful babies…

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      • on March 13, 2018 at 11:14 pm Vagina dominator

        The big ass how you like it comes with other behaviors. It’s a package deal, bro.

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    • on March 13, 2018 at 10:28 pm jdgalt

      Here, let me help you with that floss.

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  3. on March 13, 2018 at 4:39 pm The Ass-Pass Equation | @the_arv

    […] The Ass-Pass Equation […]

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  4. on March 13, 2018 at 5:01 pm Danny

    Does this mean you’re settling down CH

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  5. on March 13, 2018 at 6:47 pm dvdivx

    Small ass and small tits trump a baboon ass that the MSM keeps pimping on the goys.

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  6. on March 13, 2018 at 10:43 pm vfm#7634

    “The quality of a broad’s ass is directly proportional to the time it takes to realize her ass isn’t worth keeping”

    Sad!

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