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Between Two Ferengi

March 18, 2018 by CH

I walked past a couple of piss-stained dindu street bums — a man and woman, from whom I could see the foul odor emanating — shouting at each other in their native patois. She was yelling through plump piehole labia, “…women are a den of snakes. I’d take a gay man without a working penis as a friend before a woman…”. She trailed off as I left them behind. Street theater at its finest.

Say what you will about dindu street bums, they are often more entertaining than anything Challahwood or TV puts out. As long as you don’t have ringside seats to catch the spittle.

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  1. on March 18, 2018 at 10:34 am Captain Obvious

    Within the last year or so, some wise sage chez Le Chateau was saying that a woman would burn an entire civilization to the ground if it would ensure that she lived in a nicer grass hut than any of the other women.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 10:41 am RagingBeta

      I believe Plato made a similiar observation, that theyre happy as long as their cave is slightly nicer than their neighbor’s.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 11:33 am Captain Obvious

        “Women crave for being loved, not for loving.” – Florence Nightingale https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1fpmzf/florence_nightingale_women_have_no_sympathy/

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 11:37 am Captain Obvious

        As our society continues to devolve into R-Selected savagery, I suppose you could deploy Meta-Game so as to Meta-Agree-&-Amply her volley of “Let’s you & him fight” and hit it back to her as a volley of “Let’s you & her fight”.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 11:43 am Captain Obvious

        Within your social circle [or at work, or at some volunteer do-gooder organization, or wherever], you could chat up some prey and convince her to help you instigate a third-party game of “Let’s her and her fight.”

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 11:48 am Captain Obvious

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 11:55 am trav777

        yeah and they would rather live in shit with an alpha than a mansion with a beta. Doesn’t mean they won’t do the latter, but they will always have that gnawing compromise trying to eat its way to the light

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:44 pm vfm#7634

        @trav

        Hypergamy:

        High-status beta > low-status beta
        Drug-dealer / loser alpha > any beta

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:50 pm FastEddie

        Great novel, CO. 19th century frenchies actually knew what was up. Along those lines:

        “When one woman strikes at the heart of another, she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal.”
        – Valmont

        and

        “No matter how much power a man accrues, he requires a woman to set against another woman.”
        – Balzac (A Harlot High and Low)

        Makes me wonder if it’s all cyclic or destined for total collapse i.e. modern day France.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 1:37 pm Captain Obvious

        FE, you could argue that [at least upper-crust] France has had soft R-Selection for centuries now, where it was understood that a gentleman had an official w!fe for financial & political purposes, and at least one unofficial mistress [at all times] for whom he might harbor actual feelings.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 1:45 pm Greg Eliot

        My favorite line from the book is when Valmont is chiding his manservant about the latter’s qualms whether he can convince the maidservant of Valmont’s target to, if memory serves, steal the key to key to her mistresses’ quarters.

        Valmont says something like “Well, you’ve already seduced and had the maidservant, so what’s the problem?”

        The manservant replies: “When we seduce them into bed, we’re only convincing them to do what they already want to do.”

        Valmont considers the wisdom of his man and comes up with another plan.

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  2. on March 18, 2018 at 10:50 am Between Two Ferengi | @the_arv

    […] Between Two Ferengi […]

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  3. on March 18, 2018 at 11:00 am Major Styles

    Challahwood. Ha!

    I don’t know if you make these up yourself, or if you hear them in passing. Either way, spot on…

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 12:42 pm Sentient

      Challawood. World class…

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 8:27 pm Alex the Goon

      Amusingly, the Black Panpher character is called T’Challah. I bet the yid creators of that comic were ROFLing when they wrote that. Followed by, “Let’s name his son T’Bagel! No, no, they might realize this is all a big piss-take. I mean, they’re stupid but not that… … Are they?”

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 8:47 pm Major Styles

        Good point. I would bet my left testicle that when all is said and done, Black Panther is another Jewish Misdirection Hustle.

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  4. on March 18, 2018 at 11:20 am Scanman

    A brighter world begins with bulldozers and helicopters.

    Starships follow.

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  5. on March 18, 2018 at 11:51 am Edgar Allan Pogrom

    They can take “Amos & Andy” off the air, but they can’t take it off the streets.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 12:19 pm Captain Obvious

      R-Selection necessarily MASCULINIZES women, because under R-Selection, women have to FIGHT their way into an Alpha’s harem.

      [CH: we see the evidence of this all around us. r-selected dystopias like africa are full of masculinized women. K-selected utopais like europe have feminine women. as a culture’s women become more or less masculine, that culture is likewise becoming more or less r-selected.]

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:21 pm Captain Obvious

        You could pretty much state it as a foundational premise of Evopsych that you have “Femininity if and only if K-Selection” [i.e. monogamy].

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:48 pm vfm#7634

        “K-selected utopais like europe have feminine women”

        Most likely have to amend that to Eastern Europe by now. Along with places like Japan.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:53 pm Jaded Jurist

        The “If and only if” condition is some powerful formal logic, Captain. Careful where you swing that sword.

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  6. on March 18, 2018 at 12:27 pm Jaded Jurist

    I just set this tune as my ringtone. Can’t wait to see what kind of reactions it gets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 12:28 pm Jaded Jurist

      Et tu, youtube? Thought that would auto-embed. Probably a flagged tune.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:42 pm Captain Obvious

        Put it on its own separate line – carriage return ahead of it & carriage return behind it.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:56 pm Jaded Jurist

        “Carriage return” made me lol. Remember when the “Return” key became the “Enter” key? Sad days.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 1:04 pm Jaded Jurist

        This video does address the “enter” thing, for what it’ worth.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 12:56 pm Jaded Jurist

      Perhaps this will work, with the carriage return and all:

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:58 pm Jaded Jurist

        Turn your heads at 0:51 for at least 6 seconds.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 12:59 pm Jaded Jurist

        and at 1:27

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 1:02 pm Jaded Jurist

        And for the rest of the video.

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  7. on March 18, 2018 at 12:30 pm Space Viking

    Dindus haven’t been targeted by/are unresponsive to CorrectThink brainwashing. You’ll hear some real red-pill gems occasionally come from their mouths between the bix noodin, muh dickin, and kill whitey-in.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 1:33 pm Jaded Jurist

      Had one of those moments where glancing at print caused words to go together that weren’t originally intended. Read you name as “Space Dindu” and LOL’d.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 5:59 pm A. O. Gilmore

      Totally. If you talk to the street level blacks, they’ll admit they don’t want to work and are gaming the system. dey be redpilled.

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  8. on March 18, 2018 at 12:43 pm Jaded Jurist

    Oh the Whiteness:

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 1:53 pm Jaded Jurist

      It used to be so normal one wouldn’t even notice. Now it’s so rare, one can’t help but notice.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 4:08 pm pb

      Haha still from a novel/TV series marketed to lib feminist white women.

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      • on March 18, 2018 at 4:52 pm Jaded Jurist

        I didn’t know that. Tells you something, doesn’t it?

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  9. on March 18, 2018 at 1:55 pm Jaded Jurist

    Just took a job that requires me to move to Diversitopia. Perhaps my wife will finally open her eyes.

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 1:56 pm Jaded Jurist

      CO and others, don’t worry: she’s already armed. I have that, at least.

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  10. on March 18, 2018 at 2:11 pm lastkingofscotland

    i always though ferengi were standins for the {{{}}}

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    • on March 18, 2018 at 8:18 pm Moses

      The Dwarves of JRR Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” also were loosely based on the Tribe. Clannish, and love of gold to their own detriment.

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  11. on March 18, 2018 at 8:21 pm daniel

    >the foul odor emanating
    Can confirm that this is truth. One more anecdote onto the pile.

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