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Reader Mailbag: Dating In The Era Of MAGA Edition

April 5, 2018 by CH

Welcome to this edition of Reader Mailbag, wherein your gracious Chateau hosts answer your sex and relationship questions in as untimely a manner as possible so that the girl you were chasing is long gone from the picture and the wisdom you imbibe here can be used to torture yourself with “what could have been” mumbling chants. Programming note: Emailer names are never identified in reader mailbag posts, but if for some reason you *want* your name (real or a handle) publicly aired, please explicitly request it in your email. Otherwise, amusing nicknames will be given to emailers.

Email #1: Sadness Market Value wonders about the depths of depravity that some men are willing to plumb.

Which is sadder, a woman getting so shitfaced in public that her husband must drag her home, or the fact that her girth is so immense (far greater than hubby’s) that her soyboy geldling collapses under her heft?

In ascending order of pathetic sadness:

  • hot mistress getting blitzed and effortlessly carried home by cheating hubby
  • hot oneitis getting tanked and carried home in straining noodle arms by her friendzoned beta orbiter
  • fat chick getting sloppy drunk and dragged home by an acquiescing betaboy who is trying to impress her hot friend
  • fat, drunk, and stupid wife crushing her soyhubby under the load of her bulbosity in full view of bar patrons

I hope that clears things up.

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Email #2: No Mate Guarding asks if there’s an alpha way to mate guard a flirty girlfriend.

Just been catching up on the blog & reading the posts on BMMG got me wondering about less beta / more alpha ways of mate guarding in public – not everyone’s a Heartiste yet after all.

Even a Heartiste occasionally falls short of Heartistian expectations. Yet I carry on.

Ex: whilst on your way to buy a drink etc, give her a playful smack on her posterior & say something lighthearted along the lines of ‘teasing them again… someone’s going to get such a spanking when we get home’, then carry on to the bar / washroom / whatever.

I’m thinking something like this shows you’re not really that worried about her (not quite ZFG alpha territory, but few fucks given – FFG, if you will), but also assumes the sale etc.

I’d leave out the “someone’s getting a spanking” part; it sounds cheesy in a mate guarding context. A playful ass smack and a light-hearted warning (to both your gf and the other guy) along the lines you suggested — “Watch out for this one, she’s a tease. She’ll break your heart” — is good enough to get your point across. That point being, you still own her, and he’s the sort of beta to get his heart broken a lot. So this accomplishes two goals: it puts her on notice and lowers his SMV.

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Email #3: Preen Enabler praises with faint damns.

Just donated.

Since I started practicing techniques I learned on Heartiste, my marriage has improved dramatically. My wife now says “You’re a bad man. You’re a very bad man.” With a gleam in her eye and a moistness in her vaj.

I would have been a failure as a marriage counselor. Saving all those marriages with too much winning advice would mean fewer follow-up sessions. Now you know how the therapist racket works: keep the marks coming in for more temporary hits of feelgood pabulum that does nothing to actually help them become better, happier people.

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Email #4: Bumble Rumble is an accelerationist.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

WWYD. I matched with this girl on bumble and we’ve been talking through the day. She plays that dumb 2 truths and a lie game. I try to figure out the answer by plugging in her pics to google reverse image search and I find her instagam. Turns out shes married and has a million posts with her husband and other bullshit posts about how god is good lol. Shes also going under a fake name on bumble. I hint to her that I know her real name and she immediately deletes me from the app. Now, I don’t know these people at all but I really want to tell the guy shes on bumble. Should I blow up her spot?

I make it policy to stay away from married broads, unless the circumstances of a potential hookup are so favorable to me that indulgence is possible without much blowback. In practice, this means I almost never have flings with women I know to be cheating on their husbands. The few married chicks I’ve been with kept that a secret from me until after we were in the Boff Zone, and then I ended it shortly after the revelation.

This chick was using a fake name because she just wanted to get her fuck on and it’s a good one of that I’m sure. If you wanted the same, I don’t know why you’d blow her cover. If you didn’t want sex, but want to save a mortal beta hubby’s soul…DON’T. At least, don’t do it unless you can guarantee your anonymity. No matter how saintly your intentions, getting involved in a domestic dispute never ends well, for any party to the chaos. Most likely scenario: he blames you for casting aspersions on his loyal wife, and now you have two people, ho and hubby, who’d like to fuck your shit up. The cuckold will have to find his way to salvation on his own.

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Email #5: Legally Bound Beta’s Lament has a question for the ages.

How do I get my middle aged wife to lose weight?

That was the short version. If you need background, here is some:

Met around age 30 my n was about 9 and hers was 1.

She was about a 6.5 and I was maybe a low 7. She has always been in the passenger seat and I have always had hand in the relationship. Occassional dread game, eyeing other women, comments on looks etc have been deployed. Comments about her weigh, big butt are not even offensive to her because I do it in a playful way. She knows she has to lose weight for herself and to keep my interest. She is about 190 lbs at age 42 and was 140 on our wedding day 11 years ago.

Depreciation is a bitch.

she is 5’7″. She has borne me 4 beautiful white children and I get baby weight happens, but nothing is slowing this down. I will say she always had a little extra ass, but now its getting to be a turn off to see her gut. I have had dream ( last night ) of being in a new relationship with a younger, slimmer, 7 or 8 girl next door. My wife is a great wife and mother. Does all the tradcon wife stuff, in the kitchen and the bed. Not one complaint. She knows she has to lose weight, but can’t seem to commit herself, and has excuses all the time. Donation headed your way for the years of great wisdom emparted if youd help save my marriage by telling me/the CH community how to motivate our goodwife to be less of a fatwife.

Maybe I should have made this a separate post titled “Fatwife To Goodwife: The Reclamation” because the topic is so damned important to so many American men.

Fatwives: If you love your husbands, you’ll lose weight. If you want to be loved by your husbands, you’ll lose weight.

If you refuse to lose weight, the obvious conclusion is that you neither love your husband nor care about receiving his love. So why should he stay with you? Better question: Why should the law demand under penalty of financial ruin that he stay with you?

CH Maxim #120lbs: There’s no such thing as unconditional love.

LBBL, here’s my advice: continue kicking yourself into shape, amp up your dread game, and encourage your wife every time she loses even an ounce of flab. The carrot and the stick, acting together as a force multiplier, will turn your fatwife into a fapwife. When you’re swole and confident, other women will notice, and your wife will notice other women noticing. When you’re pretending to be scandalized by other women flirting with you, your wife will notice. When you step off the scale, tell her “I warmed it up for you” (she’ll get the hint). When you make innocuous asides calculated to unnerve your wife, about the peculiarity of her single female friends with the “amazing” bodies who can’t find a man, she’ll notice.

If, after a six month protocol of this psychological version of chinese water torture, your fatwife is still fat and still your wife, you have permission to lower the boom.

“IF YOU DON’T SLIM DOWN, I’M LEAVING YOU”

Because you’ve left her already, in your heart, as long as she stays fat, there’s no downside to a hail mary ultimatum to save your marriage: she either complies, or you formalize what you feel about her. Good luck. In this anti-male, gynarcho-tyranny we live in that slanders male virtue and glorifies all female vice, you’ll need it.

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Email #6: Disturbed By Cucking writes,

My biggest personal hurdle towards unplugging is as follows. I’m deeply disturbed by the thought that girls which I’m currently dating are sleeping concurrently with other guys.

Rule 1: More girls than most are willing to believe will cock hop while dating non-exclusively.

Rule 2: If you suspect your girl is fucking around, she probably is. Ignore gut instinct at your peril.

The more beautiful the girl, the more these irrational thoughts unsettle me, to the point that I dreamed that one of the girls I’m seeing gave me a video call and she was laying almost naked in bed with another guy, looking sweaty and rosy in the cheeks — as if they had just finished having sex.

Fear and loathing of cuckoldry is normal in men; those feelings protect you from resource exploitation and reproductive annihilation by cheating women. If you are constantly having nightmares about cuckoldry, that could indicate deeper psychological issues stemming either from the pain of victimization by a past infidelity or even from a taboo fantasy.

I should add that this chick is the hottest I was able to pull so far, a HB9, 6y younger than me (I’m 28 btw). Now there are a few red flags about this girl, the latest being that she posed as a nude model in her drawing class. That ruffled me a bit, though I didn’t let it show. Should I just NEXT her?

Damn son, why would you NEXT an art class nude model? That’s not a red flag, that’s a BED FLAG. I bet she’d be a great romp. Set up an easel in your bedroom and tell her you’re gonna draw a picture of her with your dick.

Seriously, though, if you just want to date and get your rocks off, stop worrying about the possibility this chick is engaged in extracliticular activities. Sure, being a nude model is a tell of promiscuity and unfaithfulness, but that should only be a concern if you’re committing to her with the intention of marrying her. In the meantime, exercise your god-given prerogative as a MAN and have your no-strings-attached fun with her.

Back to my self-inspired dread… How do I get past this stupid Beta fears?

Date more the one woman. The calmest you will ever be around women is when women are always around you.

How do I stop caring?

You can’t. You can only pacify it.

Should I even stop caring?

No. Let the caring pass through you.

I understand that these fears are probably rooted in my insecurity, perhaps they even make sense as a protection mechanism of sorts (like mate guarding) against cuckolding. Another issue is that I cannot bring myself to go down on any girl, petrified by the idea of other dicks having been in there, maybe just the night before.

Dirty little secret is that most men don’t like going down on women, because most women aren’t scorching hot babes with perfectly manicured pube thatches and disease-free snatches that smell of lavender. If you find yourself heading south by a hidden force beyond your control, chances are good you’re with a chick who really turns you on.

I don’t know of any friend of mine who has this issue (in fact, a friend told me he’s turned on by the thought of his LTR banging another guy… wtf).

Low T soyboy. Avoid him like the plague, lest his disease rub off on you.

This site changed my life.

It is required.

PS A trick I use to stop thinking the worst thoughts about women is to accept a priori the worst about women, knowing that many women will surprise me and beat my expectations. Then….LOVE. :heart:

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Email #7: The Ebony Mole requests the company of yours humbly.

I’m a young black man who is a reactionary and I would love to be friends with you anyway I hope you accept my token of friendship and if you want to call me my phone number is [redacted]

You sound totally legit and trustworthy. Let’s get together and chat over 40s. You can find me at MPC under the handle That One Guy.

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Email #8: MAGAdating may have the most current year question of the day.

I’m asking for advice on a Trump shit test/social experiment. I’m going to a speed dating event in a shitlib city and I expect some girls to ask, “Are you a Trump supporter?” (because they do it on Tinder).

I don’t want to cuck. At the same time I don’t want to argue politics or give them the smug satisfaction of dismissing me by saying “Yes.” I want an aloof shitlord response that reframes and keeps them guessing. Or maybe agree and amplify: “How could you tell? Maybe it’s my new cologne called WINNING.”

Any ideas? If you blog on this I’ll try various responses and report back. Maybe even secretly record interactions and post for all to hear.

Thanks. Keep up the good work.

Great question (I’ve had to deal with similar interrogations from women, so my advice on this topic is guaranteed fresh).

No, you don’t want to cuck. Unless you’re a weapons-grade liar who can and will say anything with utmost believability simply to get the bang with a rooted cosmopolitan libsloot, you’ll feel bad about betraying your god emperor thrice before the cock plows.

Your “WINNING” cologne line is pretty good, so you could go with that.

Here are my additional suggestions, to both keep your dignity and to seal the deal with maga zeal:

Agree&Amplify

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

“Worse. I’m an Ivanka supporter.”

Substitute “Hitler Youth”, “Roy Moore”, or “Pinochet” to your personal liking.

Qualify

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

“Are we really gonna do politics on a speed date? I thought you were better than that.”

Pre-emption

You: “Are you a Hillary supporter?”

NEXT as required.

Reductio ad absurdum

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

“As if! I’m a Hillary supporter all the way! A proud male feminist. I have a favorite pussyhat. In fact, I’m menstruating right now.”

Nuclear Disqualification

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

*shaking your head sadly* “Damn. Another one.” *get up and walk away*

Script Flipping

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

“Of course. I’m not gay.”

Assume the Sale

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

“Of course. Isn’t everybody?”

“I’m not!”

“Sorry to hear that. You should see a doctor about that.”

Bane Game

“Are you a Trump supporter?”

“For you.”

Ok, that’s enough for now. MAGAdating, we here at CH would love if you’d field test these and secretly record your interactions. I will definitely dedicate a post to whatever responses you get from these shitlib sheilas.

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  1. on April 5, 2018 at 4:09 pm Reader Mailbag: Dating In The Era Of MAGA Edition | @the_arv

    […] Reader Mailbag: Dating In The Era Of MAGA Edition […]

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:31 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

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      it is my priveledge to announce at da GBFM has a 14″ Christainz lostsa cocaksz for brunettesz on fox newsz:

      do unto others as they would do unto you
      my sweet lass

      lzlzozozozoozo

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 8:38 pm trav777

        Mail #2- look her in the eye and say don’t fucking do that again. If she does, leave her there. Unless you’re trying to pimp her out to get to the other guy’s ho as a swap.

        Mail #5- too late. You had to tell her like i did my exwife that if she gained 10 lbs I would leave her. I was serious.

        Mail #6- nude modeling, meh…she’s a broke student or something.

        Mail #8- no I supported Hillary because I think military confrontation with Russia and total nuclear war would be really cool. Mock Them.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:10 am Wild Man

        Hahaha – too rich – ‘Christian privilege’. Isn’t it time to knock the counterfeit cornerstone out from under the house of cards on all this privilege shitz? It’s the ole shell game, after all, everybody knows the drill by now. Yes – the shell game we all hate and hold in contempt – as old as they hills as they say – the shell game called ….. ‘hide the responsibility, but deliver the blame’. Some real nice slice’in & dice’in, that, veg-o-matic-style. Complete with the slick (not so much) sales job (con).

        What’s the real name of this game? It’s ‘God’s chosen people privilege’. Hahaha – it’s actually too funny. That be the game we all be playing here in the west. Probably time to mark the marksman (i.e. – upturn the con man’s table, …. or …. drive the hustler from the temple, ….. or …… schtick the schtickler’s spiel).

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:24 pm Carlos Danger

        Christians will screen for other Christians as a filter for a variety of factors. Character is the biggest one. I certainly do. No shame in it at all.

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  2. on April 5, 2018 at 4:27 pm Useyourmouth

    “you’ll feel bad about betraying your god emperor thrice before the cock plows.”

    Happy Easter. He is risen.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm Jaded Jurist

      I came to this site for the info; I stayed for the author.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:49 pm Jaded Jurist

      Wha? Just had most benign comment m0dded.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:40 pm Captain Obvious

      “He is risen.”

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:03 pm WynnLloyd

        You’re a Catholic? What do you mean by “abyss” then? Abyss in philosophy is a world without the Sun/Son guiding us.
        It comes from Nietzsche.
        I’m intrigued since being wary of it meant my kids were not mine ha.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:15 pm WynnLloyd

        Speaking of that, looks like the square heads are again leading the charge to pervert the Church.
        http://wdtprs.com/blog/2018/04/those-wacky-germans-at-it-again/

        I’m really interested in seeing the connection between these errant bishops and the (((zeitgeist))).
        It’s obvious they have a connection to the Synagogue of Satan. It’s just interesting how that could come about in the Church. Guess Pope Leo’s prediction of the Devil wreck the Church was real. Glad it’s nearing its end, then

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:57 pm Captain Obvious

        “You’re a Catholic?”

        No, my people haven’t been papish for more than 600 years.

        The Master was papish, at least on paper, but the Missa Solemnis is the most profoundly gnostic work in the literature.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:58 pm Captain Obvious

        ‘What do you mean by “abyss” then?’

        That place where you haven’t yet been.

        You’re the naive gullible doe-eyed utterly innocent little altar boy who’s about to be s0d0mized by the parish priest.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:55 pm Jaded Jurist

        Y’know … this is the first time in my life I’ve seen Catholics actually resisting the Fuggernaut. The last several years of watching Evangecucks cuck, cuckingly, and Catholics take up arms catholicly, has been an eye opener. If even Catholics are pi$$ed at Rome, you know there’s hope yet.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 1:52 am WynnLloyd

        Your assessment is a bit humorous, bit also dissapointing since you are my favorite commenter here. I like trolling as much as the next, but not from the handful of red-pilled men in the world. At the risk of sperging out a little, “abyss” comes fromthe Latin “abime,” which was a literary name for hell in the late Middle Ages, and itself came from the Greek, “Abyssos,” which means the underworld, i.e. Hell. A real place in the cosmos, not a metaphor for suffering. Or whatever it’s supposed to be. Wouldn’t care except that it’s important enough to you to spit venom at someone who never was at odds with you.

        Nevertheless I’m genuinely intrigued because if there is this psychological suffering out there that I haven’t experienced, I should have seen it already. I killed two people in 2006, but didn’t feel all that bad about it, though. The bronze star I got helped there, so that can’t be it. I damn near pissed myself the first time a round came in my area, but even terrified, no psychological abyss. I was smoking a cigarette one time and went to the Latrine, and a mortar hit the exact spot I had been standing on. Again, nearly pissed myself. Nothing resembling an abyss.
        Maybe you just like attacking people who defend/admire you? That’s a shame if that’s true. Your memes are the best, especially that Ranger Rick one.
        I do know that pessimism is weakness. It’s the result of giving in to alienation from the Spirit, and intensified by isolation. Miracles happen all the time, so there’s no need to embrace a pessimistic view of things. Sure The Fatima kids died of the Spanish flu, but their bodies were incorruptible. There’s always a way out of pessimism provided.
        I’m not worried about molester priests. They don’t exist in the Latin mass movement. I guess there could be molester priests who have a fetish for Kevin Nash impersonators somewhere. I can’t be worried about being raped by someone half my size, which is the vast majority of people. Maybe Shaq will become a priest the way he became a cop! I still have him on weight, though. He weighs 255, and I’m at 290. I’m being a bit ridiculous, but it’s not everyday someone with credibility throws extremely vile insults your way. If you were Catholic I was thinking maybe it could be you being drunk. I know I am much of the time.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:17 am WynnLloyd

        That’s really funny. Though kind of odd. Maybe Shaq will become a priest like he did a cop and try to have his way with me. He’s got me beat by 3 inches (in height ha), and has around 30 lbs on me, though that might not be enough extra power to give me the raping I’m bound for. If Shaq lusts after 37 year old Kevin Nash lookalikes, more power to him, ha.

        Are you sure you’re alright? This is the first time I’ve been called “doe eyed.” That’s something new. I’m a combat veteran who has dealt with the worst kinds of experiences. Diagnosed with PTSD (from childhood, not combat. Don’t regret combat). Spent some time in Africa as a volunteer cuck, so not having moral courage has never been a problem, even if it’s the cuck kind.
        I try to stay positive. Maybe that’s it. The shit about my kids was out of line, but I’m guessing you were as drunk as I was, ha. I crack up at your memes, thus your my favorite commenter, otherwise I wouldn’t be too concerned with a random assessment out of nowhere.

        An abyss is hell. That’s its actual meaning. “Abime” which is a late medieval Latin literary name for hell. A real place in the cosmos, not an American experience or psychological condition. From the Greek “abyssos” which means Hades. That’s why Nietzsche made the term famous, it is a permanent, total separation from God. Not to be tolerated from my point of view. Now, an end to sperging.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:50 am WynnLloyd

        Wrote a too-long comment. Got eaten.
        I find your assessment hilarious. I must be the first combat veteran to be called doe eyed. And the largest man to ever have to look out for wayward priests. Guess I’m Candide, the eternal optimist.

        I can forgive the vitriol toward my kids, though. Because of those sweet, perfect memes. Ranger Rick alone is hilarious enough to be worth it.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:55 am WynnLloyd

        Forgot to mention. Nietzsche made the word popular as a descriptor of total separation from God. It comes from the Latin, “Abime,” which is a late-medieval literary name for he**. Abime in turn comes from the Greek “abyssmos,” which means Hades.
        So a literal place in the cosmos. Hence my being intrigued by your comment. If it’s some dark experience I’m guessing I’ve had as much as you, though. I got the bronze star to show for it!!!

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:13 am Jaded Jurist

        WL & CO (those initials are not fair to us military folk), you’re on the same side. Hug it out … and frag our foes.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:42 am Greg Eliot

        Cap’n goes off the rails sometimes… he’s like that second drummer in The Commitments… but in the final analysis, it’s better to have him in the tent pissing out than vice versa.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:54 am guest

        That is a great movie.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:23 am Carlos Danger

        Jaded Jurist, it was a major reason I returned to the Church. I am very proud and content that I did so. It makes me feel as a part of humanity that has formed and shaped the best of this modern world. I stand on the shoulders of giants because of it. I was even a Calvinist Protestant at one time. You must make a deeper commitment to the Mother Church, I can tell you that and bible study is philosophical inquiry, more so than study of scripture. At every Internet forum I participated in, the smartest men were always the Catholics. They were also the most literate and Jew wise as well.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:27 pm Carlos Danger

        CO, its only a question of time before you leave behind your heresies and return to the one and true Mother Church. We are praying for you.

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  3. on April 5, 2018 at 4:30 pm mendo

    Are you a Trump supporter?

    No, but my wife is.

    (probably best not to use it, but if she’s a dog with fleas, why not.)

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:33 pm gunslingergregi

      he he he probably work

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 5:33 pm Anonymous

      Are you a Trump supporter?

      Three-quarters of straight, white, professionally successful men are.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 5:35 pm LB

      Are you a Trump supporter?

      Three-quarters of straight, white, professionally successful men are.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:37 pm Jaded Jurist

      Are you a Trump supporter?

      Do I look like a nümale to you?

      If she laughs she’s pre-selected. If you have to explain, she’ll be disgusted by the description and will thus prefer you.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 6:42 pm Captain Obvious

        Make sure that nümale rhymes with tamale.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 7:09 pm Jaded Jurist

        That would require spelling it nämale, no?

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 7:11 pm Jaded Jurist

        Come to think of it, nömale works well enough phonetically, and is thrice as sniggardly when viewed in type.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 11:52 pm Shithole commenter

      Are you a Trump supporter?
      Fuck no, I’m so conservative I wrote in “Putin”

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:17 am Jaded Jurist

        Dammit! Every time I think I’m edgy, some punk like you reminds me that I can learn a thing or two.

        “I wrote in Putin”!

        And to think I signed up to fight the Commies. You kids have no idea.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:38 am Greg Eliot

        “So where are you on the political spectrum?”

        “Just a little to the right of Darth Vader.”

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:07 pm skorzecin150

        JJ, it’s bitter irony, isn’t it?

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  4. on April 5, 2018 at 4:33 pm ET Jones

    Heartiste has a new Black Friend. Being seen slapping hands and talking Jive with the Black Gentlemen turns female heads.

    One time I met a chick online and we hooked up at a local “Applebee’s”. The bartender was a young black fellow from one of my dance classes. I was genuinely glad to see him and he even gave us our drinks on the house.

    Later after we consummated our relationship I asked her if she was impressed that I had a Black Friend and she said yes.

    [CH: “some of my best friends are black” game]

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:36 pm mendo

      If I had a best friend, he’d look like Trayvon.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:03 pm Declane

        shit like this is why I still skim the comments here

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 5:16 pm williamk

      Any friend you have that is cool but lower status than you is perfect. The “token black guy” in movies usually plays this role.

      Him being black is important, but not for diversity. In SMV, black higher status.

      Understanding this concept is an important part of winging, tbh.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 5:18 pm williamk

        Comment cut off oddly. I meant to say. in SMV, black is lower status than white. Its like him being two inches shorter than you, or slightly less good looking.

        The best wing is cool but not as cool as you.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:38 pm Vagina dominator

        What about the smell? Isn’t that drawback?

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:07 pm ET Jones

      Heartiste has Black Friend
      signalling his wokedness
      bitches be screamin

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 9:54 pm Greg Eliot

      I had a negro friend once..

      … once.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:21 am skorzecin150

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  5. on April 5, 2018 at 4:34 pm gunslingergregi

    gracious Chateau hosts answer your sex and relationship questions in as untimely a manner as possible so that the girl you were chasing is long gone from the picture and the wisdom you imbibe here can be used to torture yourself with “what could have been” ””””””’

    lolzlozlzolzozlzzzz

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm Jaded Jurist

      The saddestest wordses of tongue or pen.

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  6. on April 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm Jaded Jurist

    Got into shape for myself, and my already-healthy-weight wife followed suit without any solicitation whatsoever. She has wide Viking hips but still made it down from size 6 to size 2. Both of us soared in our attractiveness to each other. Recommended.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 4:57 pm FormerlyAnon

      I’m kinda stuck here in the moment too…its easy for me to get in shape. 44 now but I’ve gotten it down to a science…former D1 runner, started lifting late bout 190 @ 12-13 bf whenever I get the urge….thing is I’m finding Later in life not only am I interested in tons of different stuff, I’m decent or good at them too. There doesn’t seem to be enough time to dedicate to all the shit I wanna do or learn….so its hard to stick with one thing Fuuuck. Lifting, boxing, bjj, basketball, guitar, building shit, running, gymnastic type shit with rings in the backyard…just to name a few. Sometimes the bod takes a back seat when I get the bug to try some new idea and if I slack, she slacks. Her bod is still great at higher weights but she feels like shit. I would love to give her an ounce of my motivation.

      If I get lean shell fall in line but its such a non challenge for me its kinda like what’s the point anymore. Anyone else get like that with competing interests?

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 6:09 pm ET Jones

        Drop all that fruity nonsense and hit the Ballroom Dance circuit.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 6:48 pm Jaded Jurist

        That’s actually a decent idea. Excellent for growing your social and networking circle, too. I have a buddy who got into dance (I think it’s called Lindy Hop? Possibly some ballroom, too) and a couple of years later, every time he and his wife throw a party, most of the invitees are from their dance connections. Interesting and smart people, to my surprise.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:37 pm Vagina dominator

        Forget the BJJ. It’s just for fags on the lowdown and completely useless for self defense.

        Of course, if you like to rub yourself on other men for hours on end, go right ahead.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:49 pm Vagina dominator

        I should clarify that.

        The use of submissions and ground fighting has zero role in civilian self defense.

        Once you have removed that part of the curriculum, what you have left of BJJ is useful, that is, basically takedowns.

        Of course, that still leaves you with the fag problem.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 11:55 pm Marc

        Drop all that fruity
        Nonsense and hit the ballroom
        Dance circuit
        – nope it don’t scan right

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:28 am Jaded Jurist

        VD (LOL, sorry, but that acronym!), you speak truth.

        As much as I admire one band of Brazilian brothers’ ability to, uhh, obtain a powerful, uhhh… TOP … position, I also have to look away when I see it in effect. Life & deth and all, but, yeah … the training must be rather more, uhh … probative … than the average dude wants to experience.

        There are those who speak of life in Brazil being more … fluid … than we’re used to up here. It does cause one to stop and assess.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:52 am Marc

        Drop all that fruity
        Nonsense and hit the ballroom
        Dance circuit faggot
        fify

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:35 am trav777

        LOL @ this.

        VD: another big mouth fag who can’t win a fight.

        In a just world, dangerous charlatans talking shit like you would be extinct after at least UFC2 when EVERYTHING people like you have said for years and years turned out to be complete, laughable bullshit.

        Yet, you persist…now we get to see tattooed fags on Youtube spouting ignorant shit about “self defense” for people who are utterly HOPELESS.

        What MMA proved early on is that wrestling, jiujiitsu, and boxing win fights and the faggot pretend shit that you do loses them embarrassingly. I’m not even going to have this argument again- it was settled almost 30 years ago.

        I had a guy talking this crap the other day, tattooed up former bouncer so i put him with one of my boxing students who busted him in the mouth and the guy had a literal tantrum about being hit. You’re not tough enough to hack a real martial art, that’s fine…stick to your LARP fag face slaps

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:39 am trav777

        LOL @ this.

        VD: another big mouth fag who can’t win a fight.

        In a just world, dangerous charlatans talking shit like you would be extinct after at least UFC2 when EVERYTHING people like you have said for years and years turned out to be complete, laughable bullshit.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:40 am FormerlyAnon

        I don’t really care to get into the who can beat up shit really , my interests are my interests. I guess its a more of a time management inquiry from some of you that’s been through it before.

        There waa guy named Backbreaker that would post on sosauve forums years ago…rubbed some ppl wrong way but his whole thing would be work on one thing at a time….like he put girls to the side while building his business exclusively…working out too. Onve he got his business and money situated I guess the woman thing worked itself out…he married a hot English chick iirc. THEN began to work out etc etc.

        So I’m inquiring with so many interests and what feels like so little time in a day and left in life in general…to whom it applies, do you find picking one hobby and pursuing it to relative mastery is best or multitasking a few at a time is more efficient? Or do you just weed out shit that wont make a difgerence in 20 years or wtf?? Also the whole do you focus on strengths over weaknesses debate when actually pursuing an interest.

        Wish there was 48 hours in a day sometimes or no need for sleep haha. Think I could be good to great at so many things, trying not to sound like a doosh but there really doesnt seem to be enough time in life.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 1:02 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Back in the day, playing guitar was one of the best routes to poon.

        Sadly, nowadays only old hags would be into it. I’ve wasted thirty years of practice apparently.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:33 pm ET Jones

        I had a fantasy that it would be great if a cutie from my dance scene hailed me during a power lunch, thus impressing my business associates. Then it actually happened. My boss having two teenage daughters was not amused and spent the rest of the lunch silently chewing his burrito.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:43 pm cynthia

        My guy does ballroom. It’s great exercise, especially for men. I’d put ballroom at the top of the list of something you can do for exercise and make a shared thing as a couple. Plus, there’s a really big female/male disparity in ballroom dance, so it’s some motivation to stay thin and pretty in order to keep him from looking at the other girls.

        BJJ schools can turn into quasi-cults. Great exercise but weird culture.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 3:36 pm Eternity Matters

        Seriously, ballroom dancing is great. Never thought I’d do it. Only danced in college when heroic amounts of alcohol were involved. Took it up 7 years ago as an empty nest hobby with my wife, who also loves it. Great exercise, and a good mix with my weightlifting / core work. Good for aerobic / balance / brain / flexibility. Lots of fun and you meet a bunch of interesting people.

        If I was single I’d have even more incentive — ladies always outnumber the guys and few of the guys are good dancers. Get proficient and you’ll really stand out.

        And while some may try to mock it, it is super-traditional: Distinct roles for men, who always lead, and women, who always follow! Take that, LGBTQX lobby!

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  7. on April 5, 2018 at 4:47 pm Tiberius

    @#6 Adhering to always loving them less should help alleviate this as well. Let her be the one to make all the relationship moves (like making it “official”) and only worry about it when the time comes. No anxiety if you’re never anticipating it.

    Also, I had a dream some time ago that CH turned out to be an old friend of mine from high school and we hung out for awhile. Good times. I bet he’d be fun to get a drink with.

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  8. on April 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm vfm#7634

    “Email #2: No Mate Guarding asks if there’s an alpha way to mate guard a flirty girlfriend.”

    Yeah, if she’s attempting to set up what appears to be a “let’s you and him fight” scenario, she’s not actually straying but shit-testing the boyfriend. She may be attracted to the other guy, but either not consciously, or else not enough to consider trading in the boyfriend.

    If she was in fact straying and had her mind set on doing it, she’d be sneaky about flirting with the other guy, and would try her hardest to keep the boyfriend in the dark.

    “Email #8: MAGAdating may have the most current year question of the day.”

    I’d say just go in wearing a MAGA hat. That way you impress the women who do like Trump supporters (even if secretly).

    [CH: the best reaction to a “let’s you and him fight” gf is to tell her “you’re playing ‘let’s you and him fight’ again. doesn’t this get old for you?”]

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  9. on April 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm NostalgiaMan

    If you want to see amusing examples of reverse mate guarding, search “João Kleber Show” on YouTube. It’s a Brazilian hidden camera show from, I believe, Sao Paulo.

    The race-mixing is so freakish down there it made my gorge rise a little. The number of combinations boggles the mind. The Hybrid Vigor Theory of race mixing (Tiger Woods) is BTFO’d just by watching 10 minutes of revolting dreck. Most of the people look rather dim and aggressive. The only Aryan phenotype is the big blonde babe pulling the pranks. The mixed chicas really want to scratch her eyes out.

    Mike Judge got it wrong in Idiocracy.

    This is the kind of programming your mystery meat mestizoized and negrofied grandchildren will be watching in Estados Unidos. (brought to you by the Gonzalo Rodriguez-Glodblatt Productions).

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 5:15 pm JR

      the blonde has that steato-whatchamacallit in spades…not my taste. Lol at your descriptions of every combo — some work better than others — there were some cute ones. — just watched a few minutes.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 6:58 pm Jaded Jurist

        Well now you made me go look….

        Agreed that the [bottle] blonde is just another Latina trash wh0re, complete with floppy t!ts. Most everyone else has far too much sub-Saharan pr!mate in them for me to take any notice.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 8:11 pm Jay in DC

      Trivia fact: In the south of Brazil there are some honest to goodness pure blooded European descendants still. Many of them Germanic in origin as germans GTFO big time if they had money to do so both during and after WW2. There is a sizeable (but not huge) population in the southern states.

      I dated a brazilian who looked like she could have just walked out of Sweden except she had a bigger ass (maybe something in the water). The Giselle Bunchens of the world (the name alone tells you everything), the Adriana Limas, etc. are brazilian in name only. They are almost pure blooded euro and as you can imagine HIGHLY prized in a country of mystery meat.

      Santa Catarina and to a lesser extent Sau Paolo you’ll find these anomalies walking about. Couple more decades and they will look a shade of light colored shit brown like everyone else. Happens anywhere muds live as you know.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:41 pm Diversity Is Good

        Trivia fact: In the south of Brazil there are some honest to goodness pure blooded European descendants still.

        Large Ukranian community there, there used to be one or three radio stations down near Uruguay that were Ukranian language. Mudsharking and oil drilling used to be seriously frowned on, not sure about now.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:59 pm Jaded Jurist

        Adriana Lima was the closest I’ve come to being attracted to a darkie. Her eyes almost undo the chocolate.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:41 am trav777

        Parana, Rio Grande do Sul, all throughout the South..

        that’s the part of brazil that produces the national income and the colder part. The NE is where you find the nogs, better weather, and great beaches

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:00 am Captain Obvious

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 1:05 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Florianopolis, Brazil was babe central when I was there. 90 percent White. Well, maybe 80

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  10. on April 5, 2018 at 4:55 pm gunslingergregi

    ex is now with an ungodly ugly back woman/thing
    i’m just fucking I don’t know
    I need a hug or something i’m freaked out and always about to throw up he he he

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 5:19 pm WynnLloyd

      Well damn. I’ll add you to my prayer intentions.
      On the bright side, you know now that she is not worth the effort.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:48 pm Captain Obvious

      Ex is batting for the other team?

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:10 pm skorzecin150

      GSG, just call Animal Control and be done with it…..

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  11. on April 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm paddy

    Ah yes the Litany Against Caring:

    “I must not care about these thots.
    Caring is the mind-killer.
    Caring is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my caring.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the caring has gone there will be nothing. Only I, my lotsazzsz cockaszaszzes, and ZFG will remain.”

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:51 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:45 am trav777

        once your nerves burn off you don’t feel any of the rest…he should have been like bitch this simply isn’t realistic

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 8:15 pm Jay in DC

      Ahh a classic, and the proprietor himself quotes of the Gom-Jabbar now and again himself. Great scene, Paul whipped that matriarchial cult into shape w/ the quickness.

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  12. on April 5, 2018 at 5:13 pm Danger

    Her: Are you a Trump supporter?

    Option 1 – Me: I bankrolled him.

    Option 2 – Me: My french ex says only ugly girls hate him

    Option 3 – Me: Wait til his 2nd term starts

    Option 4 – Me: It’s ok to be White

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 7:10 pm Ironsides

      Nuclear fash option just because I’m feeling humorous:

      Her: Are you a Trump supporter?

      Me: I was — but not enough goose-stepping and Roman salutes. Off the train now. Sigh.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 5:55 am Alpha Persona

      Opt 2 Alternate: “I heard only ugly people hate him.”

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  13. on April 5, 2018 at 5:14 pm Major Styles

    “…a woman getting so shitfaced in public that her husband must drag her home.”

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:44 pm Cracker

      that one caught my eye too. that’s an HUGE red flag right thar.

      clear sign that you’ve got a crap woman or something is very wrong with your relationship

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:14 am vfm#7634

        Indeed. Getting plastered regularly is a well-known age-old sign that the person is unhappy with their SO… normally it’s men who go get drunk, but I suspect women do it too now, especially if they’re of British extraction or the like.

        And it’s telling that Trump is a teetotaler.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 7:02 pm Jaded Jurist

      I once CARRIED a guy’s passed-out drunken fiancee for him up to their hotel room.

      NB: That “dead weight feels heavier” thing is true. I’d have considered a fireman’s carry but didn’t want to put pressure on her stomach and wind up wearing the night’s contents.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:20 am vfm#7634

        I’ll just bet the guy was a soppy beta and she was trying to hop off the carousel.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:45 pm Jaded Jurist

        He was a mild-mannered ectomorph about to start studying Law. She was Asian and I know nothing more about her other than that they did wind up marrying.

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  14. on April 5, 2018 at 5:15 pm Aeoli Pera

    Try this one for me:

    You: Let’s just agree on one thing: fuck Drumpf.
    Vocal fry: O ya, gawd, totally.
    You: I named my dick Drumpf. No takesie backsies.

    Girls don’t really watch the news where I’m at…which is less appealing than it sounds.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 5:24 pm Aeoli Pera

      I take it back, it’s too canned. This is way better:

      “I’d say just go in wearing a MAGA hat. That way you impress the women who do like Trump supporters (even if secretly).”

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:08 pm mendo

      Works better in written format amongst the brethren than an actual line.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 7:04 pm Jaded Jurist

      I LOL’d at “Vocal fry”, FWIW

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  15. on April 5, 2018 at 5:25 pm fleezer

    her: “Are you a Trump supporter?”

    me: “here’s the deal. you can tell me what the hell a Trump is after you tell me the last law you broke on purpose and the last lie you told”

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  16. on April 5, 2018 at 5:57 pm Ayy Bola

    Ask a female relative if she wants to do something they think is gross ( say, lick a muffin and offer it to her) and watch her face. Learn to copy that expression as closely as possible and deploy it along with your assume the sale lines.

    “Are you a Trump supporter?”

    You: “of course, aren’t you?” *cue ugly face*

    You get the one two whammy of obvious, recognizable disgust plus social shaming/outgrouping (everyone else supports Trump, why don’t you?)

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  17. on April 5, 2018 at 5:59 pm Jonathan Castle

    “you’ll feel bad about betraying your god emperor thrice before the cock plows.”

    People, we are dealing with a wordsmith of the highest order. It is as breathing to him.

    I like to imagine CH is a Harvard English prof, who parries and thrusts through the ample mass of leftoid quivers melting helplessly before him.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:10 pm mendo

      O Heartiste, my Heartiste!

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 8:27 pm pupton1974

      I have thought that for years….except for the part about him being “a Harvard English prof”…I doubt he’d appreciate being accused of having anything to do with the hive of leftist elitism. He is far to real, and Harvard far too…Obama. No. Our mentor is more like Matt Damon’s character in Goodwill Hunting. He’s self taught, real, gives no fucks, is wicked smaht, and how do ya like them apples…he get’s her number.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 10:15 pm Jaded Jurist

      Imagine the burden he bears when he must fit himself into our shoes in choosing the Comment of the Week.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:20 pm Greg Eliot

        Not half the onus on his anus, having to READ most of the comments ’round chere.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 11:09 pm Jaded Jurist

        *SNORRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!* Greg, my brother, this is proof of your graduation to the next level. You finally did it. Against all odds, some would say. Just take a look at you now!

        But seriously (WTF Phil Colon get out of my head!), this was Sussudio–Serisously!–sssublime.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:33 am Greg Eliot

        High praise, indeed.

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  18. on April 5, 2018 at 6:21 pm Amon Ra

    Unfortunately , this one Trump’s big monetary campaign backers.

    – Sheldon Adelson in Israel regrets having worn the Uniform of the United States –

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:21 pm Amon Ra

      Damn spelling:

      Unfortunately , this is one of Trump’s big monetary campaign backers.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 5:58 am Alpha Persona

      oh no! muh jooz!

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  19. on April 5, 2018 at 6:30 pm Amon Ra

    And so it starts ?

    – Chicago Suburb Bans ‘Assault Weapons’ – Begins Confiscation, Fines For Gun Owners –

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/04/deerfield-illinois-assault-weapon-ban-fines

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 6:42 pm gunslingergregi

      followed by importation of the rest of somalia

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:48 am trav777

        They’re toting AKs in public in Sweden.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 6:42 am Scanman

      Chicagoland is shit. Just like Detroit metro. Just like Boston metro. Just like NY/NJ/CT metro. Just like DC/Baltimore metro. Just like Philly metro. Just like New Orleans metro. Just like Miami metro. Just like every single fucking place where Democrat machine politics has undermined and eaten away at Anglo Saxon civil society like a flesh eating bacteria.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:54 am Greg Eliot

        You misspelled ‘nonWhites’.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:22 am Scanman

        Not many non-whites in Deerfield (.33% AA). Lots of faggy democrats though.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:04 am Greg Eliot

        A school, neighborhood, or town seems to “turn” when the percentage reaches around 20%.

        Besides, the cities under immediate discussion were as aforementioned.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:05 am Greg Eliot

        And yes, there are White n1ggers too. (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:28 am Scanman

        Don’t know Greg…

        The longer I live and the more I see, degenerate whites are far and away the deadliest enemy of white people.

        (((The people of the lie))) and their hordes of swarthy weapons would be no match for us if we policed each other’s character and stood up for ourselves.

        Who is destroying Sweden and Minneapolis? Weak, degenerate whites.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:50 am trav777

        Huh? Like Portland or El Paso or Austin?

        NYC was run by Rudy, he turned it around.

        the rest of them are blacked out, which is why they’re fucked up.

        WTF did the political party matter once a city went majority black? Only DC has come back from that.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:06 am Greg Eliot

        The longer I live and the more I see, degenerate whites are far and away the deadliest enemy of white people.

        True that… but that’s another fly-in-the-pie tale to tell, separate from urban areas going to hell due to nonWhites, who (as mentioned) only have to be around 20% of the population to turn a once-livable Whitopolis into what we have today in those aforementioned burgs.

        It’s always racial… it’s never “dem” versus “rep”… or “poor” versus “rich”.

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  20. on April 5, 2018 at 6:50 pm Bezzle

    “Are you a Trump supporter?”
    “Of course. I’m not gay.” …a little weak; needs a tad more emphasis….

    “Of course; I’m not a *fag*.” –There you go.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 7:10 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

      the problem is, you’ll be a jezebell, “wow just wow” blog post

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 7:16 pm Jaded Jurist

        This is a problem how? I’d view it as prime reader mailbag content for Chez Heartiste!

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:44 pm Diversity Is Good

        Cool. Duckface. Next!

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  21. on April 5, 2018 at 6:51 pm EmpireHasNoClothes

    Advice for LBBL, a friend at work confided he had the same problem with his wife. He told her “I didn’t marry a 190 pound woman, I married a 140 pound one! I go to the gym to look good for you and I expect you to do the same!” He had the added benefit that her older sister had ballooned up and been left for a younger, fitter woman. After the divorce the sister became a whore to secure another provider. He makes a points out to her that “all women have to suck dick and you may as well suck the one you’re with.” His wife is back to being skinny and he says their marriage is better than ever.

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  22. on April 5, 2018 at 7:10 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

    Are you a trump supporter?

    I win, therefore I am.

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  23. on April 5, 2018 at 7:14 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

    don’t go down. The hotter girls hate it (obsequious cunningless) because it’s some sort of pre-submissive beta ruse to get the girl to give beejer or secks.

    Why bother for meh girls. I mean the benefit for slumming is you’re being rewarded with either nice unbitchiness or super sex givingness.

    I’d like to say that I require daily blow jobs, but I’d be an armchair dating rambo. But that should be your attitude.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 7:17 pm Jaded Jurist

      Hmmm….now I wonder where you could have read that advice given already? Hmmm….it’s at the tip of my–no wait, that idiom doesn’t work here, but you get the picture.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 7:32 pm Cracker

      exactly right. and totally agree that the hottest girls are completely turned off by it. has been my experience for sure.

      if a girl is wanting or saying she needs you to go down, rub her clit, finger her, etc. to get off instead of begging to go straight for the d instead, she’s trying to put herself in the power position and you in the submissive pleasing role.

      that or she’s so desensitized and sexually dysfunctional from the cock carousel that healthy normal intercourse the way nature intended doesn’t do if for her anymore. either way, it’s a lose lose situation for you and you’ve got a dud for a girl.

      CH needs to do a post on this. way too many men (including many here at the chateau, attn: Carlos Danger) don’t get this and then they wonder why the girl ends up disrespecting him, becoming more and more demanding and less eager to please you

      also, throat cancer….

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 7:39 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

        for the slow…the mind is the girl’s biggest erogenous zone. That’s not just loser talk. Standard usage and data rates apply, some girls are not like that.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 7:42 pm Jaded Jurist

        About once a month (in an LTR) seems to work. She never expects it, she appreciates it, and it doesn’t get too boring for you. The post-O sloppy kiss gets her right fired up, as well, if you do it without asking.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 8:01 pm Cracker

        right

        i get that some girls need more warming up than others but if you’re doing it right and she is sufficiently enamored and has the hots for you, doing all that shiz shouldn’t be necessary. especially not on a regular basis.

        nature designed men and women for intercourse. if a woman enjoys and gets off more with all that other shiz than she does with intercourse. something is wrong with her and/or the relationship.

        once in awhile is fine when it’s a long term girl but it shouldn’t be routine. also shouldn’t be happening at all if she’s not giving you more bjs than you’re going down on her. if a man is in a situation where the reverse is true, he’s got problems or will soon

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 8:17 pm Jay in DC

        Not to mention there is a straight up epidemic of men getting throat cancer because for reasons that cannot be deduced, HPV tends to predate on men in cancerous ways more than women in the head/throat region.

        So these dirty skanks with their diseased axe wound, you lapping it up is just asking for trouble. Google it and check it out its a thing, and I am not surprised.

        Yet another lovely gift of western women having cunts so dirty that you literally will get cancer if you taste of their poisonous fluid.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 8:27 pm Cracker

        yep

        it’s a huge epidemic. numbers going up all the time

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 8:52 pm PBR Streetgang

        Nah. Having talent with your tongue will get your name telegraphed to the far ends of the pooniverse … Chicks tell YOU it turns them off – but they’ll brag about you like nobody’s business … woman are depraved

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 8:57 pm Ironsides

        Sexual stimulation derives from basically the same factors as initial attraction. With men, it’s visual/tactile. With women, it’s status/masculinity.

        Turning to oral on a brawd is a sign of having lost already. It means she finds the guy unstimulating enough on the status plane that one or both is resorting a third-tier attempt at stimulation — purely physical stimulation, which is pretty feeble stuff to wahmen compared to masculinity/status.

        It’s the equivalent of some stinking blob of female lard with a dyke haircut trying to get some guy to “get it up” for her by saying “I’m a princess!”

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:18 pm Cracker

        hit the nail on the head here Ironsides. excellent comment

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:13 pm Jaded Jurist

        Jay, as I recall, it was Michael Douglas who recently came out with cunn!lingu$ as the source of his tongue or throat cancer. Almost cost him his tongue, IIRC.

        You are what you eat.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:23 pm Jaded Jurist

        Ironsides, consider that there’s more than one way to skin that pussycat. If your tongue looks like a metronome on its fastest setting, played in time-lapse whilst your face is bobbing for what seem to be cocaine-laced apples, then yeah, you’re doing it wrong.

        Make it a slow, tentative, leave-her-waiting-until-there’s-no-more-waiting maneuver, however, and it becomes a powerful tool you wield that turns her to submissive mush. Nothing beta about that.

        Of course, none of this applies if she is any less appetizing in scent and flavor than fine truffle fries. In that case, it 6000 SUX to be you.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:29 pm Cracker

        “11.5 percent of U.S. men were actively infected with oral HPV between 2011 and 2014, and 3 percent of women were. That adds up to 11 million men and 3 million women.”

        “The highest viral loads tend to be in the cervix,” Sturgis said. “Men performing oral sex on women probably tend to get exposed to the highest amount of virus.”

        “But while the Pap smear and, more lately, HPV tests have reduced rates of cervical cancer, rates of oral cancer are growing.

        “There are now more of these HPV-related throat cancers in men than there are cervical cancers in women,”

        https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/silent-epidemic-cancer-spreading-among-men-n811466

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 9:47 pm Jaded Jurist

        Cracker, my friend, I hope to share a beer with you sometime. Perhaps with CH and his new based black buddy?

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:03 pm Cracker

        @Jaded Jurist

        yeah, wouldn’t that be a trip.

        first round on me

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:27 pm Jaded Jurist

        If I could figure out how to log in on WP, Cracker, I’d add a star to each of your comments. Maybe someday I’ll learn how to do that without spooking the ban-hammer. For now, take this :nod:

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:27 pm Vagina dominator

        God made the status of the cunt pretty clear by putting it right next to the pooper.

        If they give you that seat in a restaurant, you don’t leave a tip.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 11:14 pm Jaded Jurist

        “God made the status of the cunt pretty clear by putting it right next to the pooper.”

        Well now you sound like an automotive engineer. Why put the intake next to the exhaust?

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:46 pm Carlos Danger

        Cracker, when you have my notch count get back to me. He warms this topic up every few years and all the clowns who want to qualify themselves say they don’t eat pussy. When you have a family like mine and can keep it, get back with me. If you don’t like eating pussy have at it. Look at the actual statistics on oral cancer from eating pussy. It is in the one in a million range. Eating pussy has NEVER once caused problems for me with a relationship and I only bone quality pussy. It is THE reason I live in Europe. Quite the opposite. How many women have you trained to give you head on request any time of day as many times as you like? How many exes do you have who want you back? I cannot and will not get it up for most of the women I see being drooled over here. I can only imagine what crappy sex lives many here seem to have. ONS with a rubber every two weeks and not calling again with some woman who has done it 100 times before you strikes me as lose- lose. If you carry yourself as a man and have some talents and skills, are confident in who you are and what you do, you will generate IOIs and if you are an interesting conversationalist you will take her home. If you give her the big O, she will follow you around like a dog. Stick to the quality girls and the pussy is tasty and healthy.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:47 pm Carlos Danger

        Long response in mod. Quit being a douche

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:56 pm vfm#7634

        Going down suggests that your dick doesn’t work. Why else would you NOT be using it for sex?

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 3:54 pm Cracker

        @Carlos Danger

        you make a lot of assumptions here man. not going to get into a pissing match about notch counts, how many quality girls i’ve had, etc. shaming you into oblivion would be fun. but i grew out of that kind of competition shiz in high school. also have no desire to impress you whatsoever.

        i will tell you this though. i have a devoted hottie of 11 years and am happily building a family with her. also have many exes who reach out asking for another chance, bragged about me to friends, etc.. never had to go down on any of them to make that happen.

        like vfm said, “Going down suggests that your dick doesn’t work. Why else would you NOT be using it for sex?” that and/or your girl is sexually dysfunctional mentally or physically.

        you can’t procreate by going down on her. we were designed for intercourse. if she needs/wants/enjoys oral, fingering, etc. more than the d, something is wrong with her or with your whole sex life in general.

        but have at with your wife if you’re not able to please her without it. gotta do what you gotta do since she’s the girl you picked. but don’t try to play it off as something normal or functional. that’s doing a disservice to the young men who are looking for advice here.

        also, suggesting that other men aren’t getting enthusiastic blow jobs on a regular basis but still need down on their girls routinelyis bullshit. many of us have normal sexually healthy situations where our girls are working their asses off to please us and they are being submissive because it makes them happy and turns them on. if you’re girl gets off on you being in the submissive role, something is terribly wrong.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 9:55 pm Diversity Is Good

      don’t go down. The hotter girls hate it (obsequious cunningless) because it’s some sort of pre-submissive beta ruse to get the girl to give beejer or secks.

      Can concur, it’s a beta DLV. Maybe not right at the moment but later on, even next day. She asks for it first time? Very big shit test. In an LTR, she’d have to earn it. But with all the HPV now, even then I dunno.

      Saran wrap it?

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:36 pm Jaded Jurist

        “obsequious cunningless” [sic] has a nice ring to it. Perhaps we can build on that?

        GOBS (Genuflective Obsequious Boot-licking Sycophantic) Cunn!lingu$.

        It’s a start.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:48 am Jay in DC

        If she pushed on this I’d make it VERY simple. I’d pull up one of the numerous articles about the oral cancer epidemic and then tell her- “You want me to suck your twat? Ok, show me a blood test that your hole isn’t dirty and diseased and I’ll oblige”

        If she is offended, she knows her hole is dirty and cancerous. If she is not offended a) she probably isn’t dirty and/or b) she may actually care about you enough as a person and not a hard dick fuck toy to oblige. In either case, its a win / win IMHO.

        Or just tell her fuck off if you have no want / intention and skip all the other gymnastics. *shrug*

        As a personal aside to this: I’ve dated/fucked a “healthy” amount of women because I was a handsome young devil with a silver tongue and aged like a fine wine into my late 30s even. So I’ve seen a rather large amount of pussies in my time, up close and personal. There are some that just look so physically attractive that I wanted to dive in. Ditto on how some smell. Smell, in actuality, is the bigger tip off. Some of them smell like fresh morning dew with a slightly musky scent. Then others have stunk like a sewer with most in between those extremes.

        So if she has a “work of art” in her pants and smells of primrose and fucking tulips? Yeah, I’m down for a dive. But I can count those cunts like that on one hand out of dozens. Most have been average neither enticing nor repulsing and a few felt like you needed a hazmat suit to even get close to it.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 3:53 am purpledragon187productions

        That’s exactly what a dental dam is for.

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  24. on April 5, 2018 at 7:44 pm guest

    #5 For fuck’s sake, be a man and lay down the law. The fact that you’re even asking CH is a sign that your frame needs to harden. One of my proudest achievements was telling a girl who was into me that she was gross and needed to lose weight. She freaked out and cried…and lost the weight. Looks great now and is into fitness and shit.

    Frame it like this: You have four kids. You’ll have grandkids soon enough. You and your wife need to stay healthy to help your family into your old age. Hard times are coming, we need solid families. And men who can discipline their damn women.

    #6 I was like that at your age. Are you in a shitlibistan city and looking to bang sluts? Then bang sluts, get notches and confidence, and always use condoms. The sluts will be banging other guys, that’s how it works now, you’ll get over it.

    Then when you get bored find a good girl and ask CO what to do next. Just don’t try to make a ho into a housewife. I’ve tried, it ends in heartbreak.

    #7 I have a couple black friends. Solid guys. They’d be good allies if they were ours. But family and tribe always win out. Always. Only trust your own. Actually, given recent alt-right drama you can’t even do that.

    #8 This is a minefield given current social pressure in shitlibistan. I spent my younger years dating as a mild libertardian/cuckservative and the more militant girls would flip their shit. I found it was best to avoid politics altogether or leave it ambiguous. The moderate/apolitical girls wouldn’t care or would even be amused and secretly admit they had heretical views they keep a lid on. But post Trump people have lost their minds and or they’re scared of being labelled a racist etc. Guys I used to respect have cucked out to placate their women and friend groups. I walk a fine line because it would hurt my career and children will cost money.

    If you’re going to go full MAGA in a hostile environment you’d better do it the ZFG Chad way and prepare to have girls freak out on you. And if you’re exposed to a girl’s friend group you don’t know, keep your mouth shut. They’re herd animals and fear ostracism.

    Also lying to worthless sluts to get laid is perfectly acceptable and I don’t know why we’re pretending otherwise. If you’re actively working to destroy western civ then you don’t deserve honesty or other benefits of western civ. If this gives you pause then maybe you should hold off on getting laid and put the effort into finding a nice conservative girl worth marrying instead…if such a person exists, I’m unconvinced.

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  25. on April 5, 2018 at 7:47 pm Reader Mailbag: Dating In The Era Of MAGA Edition | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  26. on April 5, 2018 at 8:12 pm Space Viking

    A winning response I’ve found to questions to which the answer should be obvious:
    “Are you calling me a fag?”

    Do you want to split a salad with me?
    Are you calling me a fag? Of course not.

    Do you want to try this vegan pizza?
    Are you calling me a fag? Put some meat on that.

    Do you want to see the new movie?
    Are you calling me a fag? Mr. Noseberg has enough shekels already.

    Are you a Trump supporter?
    Are you calling me a fag? Of fucking course I am.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 8:57 am trav777

      problem in Current Year is if you say this, they will follow up with “what is wrong with being gay, are you a homophobe??!?!”

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  27. on April 5, 2018 at 8:24 pm JRH

    If you’re asked if you’re a Trump supporter, tell them you require a NDA signed before things get serious and you answer personal questions.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 9:36 pm Jaded Jurist

      Another response that readers of this … I don’t want to call it a blog … guild? can appreciate, but it requires your targets to have read more than Buzzfeed News. That’s a wearying prospect.

      OTOH, having a real document on hand may be intriguing enough that your prospects will add a point or so to your SMV.

      If there’s enough interest, I could draft such a document for this community to use. If I do, it’ll contain some wordage not entirely removed from Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer’s response to Bilzerian’s own grab-her-by-the-pu$$y incident.

      If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you really need to look it up.

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  28. on April 5, 2018 at 8:44 pm SebastianX1/9

    Pornography is not only a form of control but of torture. That is one of the reasons for the insane cuckoldry thing and the lack of trust in couples. Everyone is made to think everyone else is in a secret sex cult. It was not like this pre-social ((media)). We are being tortured daily, even in our nightmares.

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  29. on April 5, 2018 at 8:49 pm Logic

    Only here to say I got the “Mister I really like your dayghter reference”. First seen in a CH post if I recall correctly.

    “It’s not what you did, it’s not what you didn’t…”

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  30. on April 5, 2018 at 8:52 pm williamk

    Tough break for Ricky Vaughn and Nehlen is a snake, but everyone should take it as a cautionary tale: Keep your opsec on lock.

    Anonymity is vital because it takes away the power of social ostracization, the most cherished power of the left. It also eliminates the ad hominem attack. They are forced to respond to the words and arguments. They can’t.

    Ricky trusted the wrong people. There was no need for anyone to know his real info, let alone a virulently anti-white jew like Loren Feldman. So support Ricky, but don’t repeat his mistakes. We’re here to exchange ideas, but make friends in the real world not online. Giving your info to political factioneers on the net is just giving them way too much leverage over you.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 9:40 pm Jaded Jurist

      Nehlen is a snake??? What? It’s not yet on DS, so I’m reserving judgment. Facts please.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 9:49 pm cortesar

      I am not a fan of Ricky Vaughan but what Nehlen did is must not and therefore under no circumstances should he ever be considered as one of ours again

      But look at this, there is no need to say anything really
      These are monsters that will be dancing on your graves

      This is the person who wrote the article with Ricky Vaughn's dox. Do you believe in Demons yet? pic.twitter.com/YBOtvPLFT3

      — Ted Cruz (Meta-Autism) (@AutisticTedCruz) April 5, 2018

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:30 pm Greg Eliot

        That thing is actually a female… and of course, m-a-r-r-i-e-d to one Candace Feit.

        Google the latter if you want to continue the freak show of outcasts from The Greatest Showman.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:58 am guest

        LA CREATURA

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 10:07 pm Ironsides

      Torba kicked Nehlen off Gab for doxxing Ricky.

      Also, Nehlen issued a video saying that he doxxed Ricky:

      I loathe Ricky, but doxxing is never called for. I’m truly sick of the entire bunch — left, right, in between. Sick of them all.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:43 pm Jaded Jurist

        Dam. A good reminder to be careful of “too good to be true”, even in the era of 7rump.

        Heed the hidden warning of some apparently en3my commenter “I really love these [sic] degenerates are all eating themselves”.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 11:49 pm baked georgia

        is nehlen a fed? unlike other alt-right she came out of nowhere, who’ll risk his suburban life and throw everything away while young if not a FED?

        what a bummer for ricky, type his name the first thing that pops out is “white supremacist”. those sites like “mylife.com” should be banned by the way.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 11:51 pm baked georgia

        he*

        but you know what I saying. except for richard spencer, all the “alt-right” guys are mostly older dudes that maybe they had previous income. not that they consider themselves alt-right, many of them are simply relative normal conservatives back in the day, even jared taylor write few articles for national review.
        exception = everyone that get doxxed. doxxing is economic terrorism

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:42 am Ironsides

        This Rickygate stuff is a gift that just keeps giving.

        I already knew that Vaughn was stirring up conflict left, right, and center, and apparently doing his best to cause as much hostility and division as he could. Which is why I didn’t like him. Said that advocating for the interests of White people or nations was the same level of insanity as transsexuality, ffs.

        Now, though, it’s being said that “Ricky” offered to sell Nehlen the personal info of prominent people in the Alt-Right “without their knowledge and consent,” and, when turned down, went into a frenzy slurring and attacking Nehlen. Don’t know the truth of it, but there it is.

        Pah.

        [CH: that story sounds like post hoc rationalizing fake news by people who feel guilty about RV’s dox.]

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:55 am Jay in DC

        “is nehlen a fed?”

        It doesn’t really matter if he is or he isn’t. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, and all that, innit?

        Fuck him. He was a realtalker for a short while then decided to stab someone in the back “because reasons”. He is another slippery no spine snake the kind I’ve been describing in the last few articles. He needs to be punched in the face repeatedly with prejudice. I’ll say it again, maybe working with ‘nogs wasn’t so bad. I got to direct my anger in positive ways through use of various educational tools. Can’t do that in the office :-/

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:17 pm Ironsides

        @CH
        Actually, I don’t think it is.

        https://christophercantwell.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Smartcheckr-Paul-Nehlen-Oct-19.pdf

        This “Smartcheckr” is being run by the guy identified as Ricky Vaughn.

        There are two possibilities:

        1. Ricky Vaughn is the person who owns Smartcheckr and is offering doxxing services using facial recognition software, etc.

        2. The person running Smartcheckr is NOT the same person as Ricky Vaughn, in which case Ricky Vaughn has not been doxed.

        Basically, Nehlen revealed who runs Smartcheckr. Whether or not he doxed Ricky Vaughn at the same time depends on whether or not that really is Ricky Vaughn.

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  31. on April 5, 2018 at 8:55 pm gunslingergregi

    You can put the stirling motor toy in top of hot water to make the temperature difference. You also can put it in top of ICE to get the termperature difference, Just enjoy the toy! ”””’

    so why aren’t we harnassing the ice in north and south poles he he he

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:00 am trav777

      where would the hot side come from for that if the stirling engine were located at the north pole?

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  32. on April 5, 2018 at 9:01 pm Jaded Jurist

    OT: You all know Frank Abignale. Notice this candid appearance, in which the man who gets least ruffled by all the sh!t tests is the one who wins the most confidence of the testers. Weave in our recent discussions of psychopath game, and one can see how he probably had women asking for threesomes all the time.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 9:57 pm Cracker

      Frank Abignale is an incredible dude. amazing what he got away with starting from such a young age. also, impressive that he got out of basically a lifetime prison sentence because the powers that be knew how valuable he would be on their side

      the movie gives you a feel for it but the book is much better. easy fast read for anyone who hasn’t read it yet. i highly recommend it

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:48 pm Jaded Jurist

        Hannibal Lecter game.

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      • on April 5, 2018 at 10:49 pm Jaded Jurist

        Played right, works on both $exe$.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:18 am Dread Forman

        they cast leo so u wouldnt notice he’s a triber

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:19 am Dread Forman

        they make people celebrate a real snake in the grass type crook, yea a real “incredible dude”

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:58 am Cracker

        i agree. he was criminal and not an upstanding guy.

        but whether used for good or bad, if you look at it objectively, you have to admit the man has some skills.

        we can all learn a few things from men like that. hopefully to be used in a more noble way. but whatever the morality involved, the lessons are there.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:19 am Dread Forman

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:13 am Dread Forman

        Most definitely. I had a reaction to this story because I was young when the movie came out and I thought he was such a coool guy. Only now I know how deep their teeth were in me.

        But everyone here already knows how they operate

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  33. on April 5, 2018 at 10:26 pm Darwinian Arminian

    “Are you a Trump supporter?”

    “Worse. I’m an Ivanka supporter.”

    Not bad, but I’d much rather be an Ivanka invader.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 11:16 pm Jaded Jurist

      The door is this way….

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  34. on April 5, 2018 at 10:36 pm gunslingergregi

    on topic on maga
    ”’all human beings wanna hold back they have something In them this governor that keeps them from being the best they can be successful human beings in life will push past that they learned to just I mean go to incredible lengths to not let that hold them back and learned how to destroy that and there is no ceiling no conscious ceiling now a ceiling to a person like me Is your body just says I’ve had enough you know I mean it shuts down for you your mind doesn’t shut down your body just makes you stop and that’s what slim taught me when your body just fails and mind is still saying I can do it I can do it I can do it you know”’
    bending steel 2013

    pretty cool quote shit happened to me I was telling my body to do shit and it was telling me fuck you
    but I did do the 225 50 times and nobody fucking believes me he he he

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 10:46 pm gunslingergregi

      in the show the guys is trying to bend a 2 inch wide 3/8’s steel bar and can’t the weird thing is I could guarantee I could train him how to do it

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  35. on April 5, 2018 at 10:51 pm Tom

    Question: How do you get over the fact a girl suddenly ”shift” in emotion. I’ve had many cases i converted a girl ie from tinder to whatsapp everything was good there, but i just COULDN’T ask her out from whatsapp because she repetitively giving me excuses. BUT, one of the girls constantly teasing me ie, ”aren’t u asleep, omg, you’re still here…” etc when i vacuum her.

    Should I give ultimatum to her like alpha 1.0
    or just being alpha 2.0 continue less investing on her.

    I somehow knew verbalizing (ie im a busy guy i don’t like to be messed around if you want to hang out, i can cause i want enjoyed some time with you, if u can’t that’s okay as well) or trying to lecture/control a girl isn’t the best way to ”train” her, correct me if im wrong.

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    • on April 5, 2018 at 11:21 pm Jaded Jurist

      Tom, I mean this kindly: this site is a place where White men are into attracting White women. You may prefer ROK, RSD, or maybe even PUAhate.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:22 am Tom

        i guess its related to frame control thing, which is not solely PUA thingy, i just want some opinions tq

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:02 am Jaded Jurist

        May it go well with you.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:54 pm vfm#7634

        Higher-quality white women take a while to warm up from “just flirting” to “actually willing to get with the dude I was just flirting with”. K-selection and all that.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:01 am trav777

      say “i don’t do penpals”

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  36. on April 5, 2018 at 11:13 pm Dirty Randy

    There’s a chance the girl asking if you’re a Trump supporter is herself a Trump supporter. If she asks, and you want to flesh (heh) it out, you could reply with a grin, “What kind of person doesn’t support the President of the United States?”

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:26 am everybodyhatesscott

      This happened to me on bumble a while back. I replied “I’m a good looking white guy who owns guns, what do you think?”

      I got some smiley face back.

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  37. on April 6, 2018 at 1:20 am Double E

    I live in Vegas, and anytime the Trump questions come up I just say “oh, I pray five times a day toward the Trump Tower in the east”

    A little agree and amplify, a little cultural appropriation. A little build the wall. Something for everyone.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:12 am mendo

      Very nice.

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  38. on April 6, 2018 at 1:50 am Ripp

    Her: “are you a Trump supporter?”

    Ripp: “I knew you had a crush on me”

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:10 am CalvinDecline

      Playful challenge/DQ game:

      Are you a trump supporter?

      “I am now”

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  39. on April 6, 2018 at 6:50 am Waffles

    This begs to be a post, billionaire heiress dating that famous ex con turned male model:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3944656/chloe-green-pregnant-jeremy-meeks-philip-green-daughter-topshop/

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 7:00 am Greg Eliot

      More tabloid bullshit… get a life.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:05 am Waffles

        Greg this is prime example of classic CH material of women being attracted to felons/ex cons, this time involving a woman with billions of dollars lavishing it on her felon. Ignore the source, look at the content. The article exposes raw female hind brain.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:59 am Greg Eliot

        Do we truly need to be reminded of the female hindbrain, ESPECIALLY when mudsharking is on the table?

        This is why we lose, alt-R ally.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 7:23 am guest

      Mystery meat criminal + (((heiress))) = EL GOBLINO

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:01 am Greg Eliot

        Thank you.

        It’s a good thing Waffles et. al. keep putting this stuff front and center, otherwise we might have forgotten and reverted to White Knighting for kikettes.

        :duckface

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 8:38 am Scanman

        “Sir” (((Philip Green))). Hahahahaha. High protector of the realm, no doubt.

        How many slippery kikes does the queen call “sir”?

        The nobility is anything but noble.

        And … THIS is truly why we lose.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:02 am Jay in DC

        Exactly! Terminally bored jewess heir with the world on a string who didn’t lift a single finger to earn her vast wealth wants to upset daddy by going meshugana and burning coal. Oldest story in the book… and he is laughing all the way to the bank and up in that kosher twat.

        If there is any karma left in the world they will find her in a large suitcase within a few years when he finally has enough of her incessant nagging which is a rather well known yenta trait.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:10 am Greg Eliot

        “Sir” (((Philip Green))). Hahahahaha. High protector of the realm, no doubt.

        Indeed… the funny part is, she looks a little like Sharon Stone in her better days, but the old man is pure happy merchant material..

        Streicher got hung for printing more flattering caricatures, but in England, the Queen knights ’em, go figger.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:20 pm skorzecin150

      Also been posted before quite a few times.

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  40. on April 6, 2018 at 6:50 am Amon Ra

    Just look at the photos if you want your stomach to churn.

    – ‘We’ll see you soon Mr President!’ Immigrants on the sprawling human caravan taunt Trump and reveal that despite the ‘tough Mexican immigration laws’ he touted they have passes to travel with NO restrictions as they move toward the U.S. –

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5582733/Well-soon-Mr-President-Immigrants-caravan-Mexico-taunt-Trump.html

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  41. on April 6, 2018 at 11:00 am fleezer

    her: “are you a Trump supporter?”

    me: “you’re too fragile to be an athlete, so that leaves just one option – you’re an athletic supporter. speaking of sweaty jock straps, tell me about the time you got dragged into the boys locker room against your will”

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:11 am Greg Eliot

      “Now that was a dirty crack…

      … and speaking of dirty cracks…”

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 12:51 pm vfm#7634

      “P.S. Did you know that 9 in 10 whyte NFL players are Trump supporters?”

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  42. on April 7, 2018 at 8:49 am OP

    For the man whose middle aged wife isn’t loosing weight. I have some experience with this. Losing weight is much more difficult the older you get. The best way for women to lose weight after they reach middle age is to stop eating breads and sugars. Full stop.
    No more pasta. No more bread. No more cake. No more soda, not even diet. No more rice. No more breaded foods.

    The older you get, the harder it is to maintain a slim body, even if you do exactly what you did when you were younger. That is why some people give up. Your wife is probably thinking, “I’m 42. I guess I’m no longer a spring chicken, so I’m doomed to be this way! Why should I bother?”

    As a personal anecdote, my mother was the same. She didn’t eat like you’d expect for someone who was as large as she was, but after she reached her mid thirties she began to gain weight until she became obese. It wasn’t until she got a real bad case of type 2 diabetes, and she decided she didn’t want to get anymore insulin shots, that she drastically cut back on her breads. As in, she stopped eating them. She stopped eating after six. She walks twice a day for half an hour.

    She lost 80 lbs in a year and is now a size 6! (She wasn’t even a size 6 in her twenties).

    Breads and carbs are poison in the modern age because all that extra energy they gave us is no longer necessary. We’ve outsourced the energy needed to keep civilization going to technology, making all that extra sugar superfluous. So, instead of being burned, it’s being stored.

    Remember, even in the olden days, women tended to get thick when they reached their 40’s, so it’s doubly hard now that women are no longer washing clothes by hand and scrubbing the floors with brushes.

    Good luck, OP

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  43. on April 7, 2018 at 9:35 am Danindc

    Betrayed 2 times before the cock plows is an all timer. Lol.

    Are you a Trump supporter?

    Of course, I’m not gay.

    I’ve used this exact line. It’s the only way to answer the question.

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  44. on April 7, 2018 at 10:31 pm james

    Sweet.

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  45. on April 9, 2018 at 12:38 pm Sanders

    “Are you a Trump supporter?”

    “Are you a moron? Because only a moron would ask someone they just met such a stupid question.”

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  46. on April 9, 2018 at 12:40 pm Sanders

    I couldn’t help with the fat chick thing. Just beware that if you’ve been married to her for a long time and she loses all her weight and starts feeling sexy, that there is a good chance she will start running on you. I’ve seen it happen more than once to family members and buddies.

    [CH: if you wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta swing your bat like a pro.]

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