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The Accidental Jerkboy

April 6, 2018 by CH

A surprising number of beta males will pull cute women totally by accident, usually because they temporarily forgot to filter their thoughts before speaking them aloud, or while in a fog of liquor and xanax they executed Dread Game or Disengaged Asshole Game without realizing they were doing that.

Which goes to prove one of my main contentions that ALPHA is a state of mind more than it is a jut of jawline, and that beta males CAN LEARN to be the more charismatic men that women desire.

It’s just so friggin tragic that these “accidental jerkboys” RARELY take the lesson of their fortuitous faux pas to heart, preferring instead to ignore the HARD EVIDENCE OF A BINDING CONNECTION BETWEEN JERKITUDE AND MUFF MOISTENING in front of their eyes for the comfort of keeping their lips latched to the milk-less teat of the pussy pedestal in their heads.

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  1. on April 6, 2018 at 9:29 am Clint

    I’m a black man trying to pull thinner non-black women. Would coming off more beta and less intimidating actually help me?

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 5:51 pm Canadian Friend

      get a dick reduction

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    • on April 8, 2018 at 12:08 am BAZ

      Go back to Africa

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  2. on April 6, 2018 at 9:31 am mendo

    Hopefully he didn’t screw it up, but what kind of a dork puts an unhappy face like that? Especially in reply to a girl’s text. . .lameola.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:39 am Craig

      Did you notice that part of the message wasn’t sent?

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:00 pm mendo

        I did and lucky for him, but the fact he still put it there. Dodged a bullet there.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 1:10 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

      If betas simply lost
      their phone
      and were unable to
      respond to texts
      for a week or two
      they would score
      sooooo much
      more
      lzlozolzoooolz

      life is not only about taking action
      but it is about doing nothing

      to be or not to be is still the question
      to be is to take action and end his life with a bare bodkin
      to not be is to endure the pain and arrows injustices of life
      and so to be
      is oft
      not to be
      tee hee hee

      Don’t Just Do Something—Stand There – Clint Eastwood

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 5:21 pm skorzecin150

        I’ve been binge watching Lee Van Cleef spaghetti westerns recently. Some are good, some are awful, the occasional gem, but LVC is always worth watching….for a Navy man.

        As are the (northern) Italian actresses of the period that pop up in these movies.. Fine looking women.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:01 pm realgaryseven

        “Death Rides A Horse” is a good one.

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  3. on April 6, 2018 at 9:32 am vfm#7634

    Maybe if Trump succeeds in routing the Dweeb State out of the FBI, this kind of thing can happen…

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  4. on April 6, 2018 at 9:34 am Captain Obvious

    “ALPHA is a state of mind”

    It’s gotta be constant persistent & never-ending, though, and the stress of that – the faking it so that you can make it – is grueling & nerve-racking & a terrible burden to bear.

    The minute you let down your guard, and revert to Nice Guy mode, then you will finish last.

    That’s why it’s so fundamentally important to go to That Dark Place and rework your Inner Frame.

    The stress of layering a fake persona over a tepid Inner Frame will crush a Beta.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 9:37 am Captain Obvious

      Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.

      And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:53 am the skinnyma prophecy

        Good stuff

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:18 am MattyIce

        I see what you did there, but beyond the joke, this is such a great passage… Basically God saying, you don’t have to follow my teachings in the bible, but if you don’t your life will be built on unstable grounds, which only brings misery and heartache to yourself. Completely your choice though.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:05 pm trav777

        LOL…you just used the bible to REPUDIATE UTTERLY the ENTIRE NOTION of using GAME.

        Did you intend to do this?

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:13 pm WynnLloyd

        Ok I understand it now. I agree. It makes sense.
        The terms are the key to getting this stuff. When I said “I don’t want to be alpha,” that meant, “I don’t want to be a literal leader, i.e. a politician/general/director of the board.” I want to be a First Sergeant whose with the men, not a Captain who sits at a desk filling out forms all day. Been there and it’s a slow drain. If alpha means a man who expresses ZFG and reworks your inner frame and basically rules himself, different story. I assumed you had to have subordinates to an alpha. A lot of responsibility. You’d think in all the years I’ve followed this blog, it should have been self-evident.

        The “dark place” makes sense, too now, phrased like that. Don’t know why I was thinking it was something different, i.e. Spiritual death and rejection of Christianity. Guess it was the context of the psychopathy subject matter. Nighttime thoughts ha.

        Right on, though. You’re 100% strong. I’m not at ZFG but moving slowly but steady in that direction.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:46 pm Captain Obvious

        “you just used the bible to REPUDIATE UTTERLY the ENTIRE NOTION of using GAME”

        Game Theory 101: Here are some snarky things you can say to chicks so that they will spread their legs for you.

        Game Theory 201: OMFG I came home early from work today and she was spreading her legs for the Cable Guy.

        Game Theory 301: Pwn thy Inner Frame.

        Game Theory 401: ‘”Beauty is truth, truth beauty,” – that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.’

        Game Theory 501: ‘”Jooz win, Goyim lose” – that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.’

        Game Theory 666: Blood, Soil, 1488, 110.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:55 am everybodyhatesscott

        LOL…you just used the bible to REPUDIATE UTTERLY the ENTIRE NOTION of using GAME.

        Did you intend to do this?

        Game is the house. If you build your house (learn game) on a shit foundation don’t be surprised when it collapses. But even if you’re on top of a good foundation, you still have to build the damn house (learn game)

        Snarky people are annoying as it but Snarky people who are wrong are even more annoying

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 12:07 pm WynnLloyd

      Ok I understand it now. I agree. It makes sense. Really it’s indisputable.
      Accuracy with the terms are the key to getting this stuff. When I said “I don’t want to be alpha,” that meant that I don’t want to be a literal leader of an organization, i.e. a politician/general/director of the board. Been there, and it’s not worth the loss of time for your own goals. If alpha means a man who expresses ZFG and reworks your inner frame and basically rules himself completely, different story. I assumed you had to have subordinates and a position to be an alpha. Someone like General Petraeus or Secretary Mattis, both of whom deal with politics more than they wish too. That’s the failure of running everything through a military filter.

      How I thought:
      The “big guy” is never the top leader. He is Always the second or third in command in Western Literature. Beowulf-Wiglaf, Achilles-Ajax, Robin Hood-Little John, William Wallace-the red hatred guy, and the greatest of all, Sean Michaels-Kevin Nash, who is my model (exact same height and only 5 pounds heavier).

      The dark place makes sense, too now, phrased in the way you put it here. Don’t know why I was thinking it was something different, i.e. Spiritual death and rejection of Christianity/embracing nihilism. Guess it was the context of the psychopathy subject matter. Nighttime thoughts ha. My interpretation was retarded. I’m not yet at ZFG. Nowhere close. Making progress, but it’s steady but slow.

      Right on, though. You’re 100% strong.

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  5. on April 6, 2018 at 9:40 am The Accidental Jerkboy | @the_arv

    […] The Accidental Jerkboy […]

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  6. on April 6, 2018 at 9:48 am Feral Sigma

    A surprising number of beta males will pull cute women totally by accident, usually because they temporarily forgot to filter their thoughts before speaking them aloud, or while in a fog of liquor and xanax they executed Dread Game or Disengaged Asshole Game without realizing they were doing that.

    Betas who do this a lot are called sigmas.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:38 am vfm#7634

      The trick for betas is to exhibit and nourish their sigma and suppress and eventually kill their gamma.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:59 am Mistral

      Nah. A Sigma is a non-hierarchichal Alpha, not a betafag who got lucky a few times.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:17 am trav777

        how much more spergy can we get here?

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 1:26 pm Dread Forman

        We could argue over some faggy restaurants

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 4:15 pm Sentient

        Dread

        But sooo many of us have like no idea…

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 4:57 pm Suburban_elk

        trav doesn’t have time for hierarchies

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 9:07 pm hcm

        Anything originating from that day or his fangirls will be spergy and autistic.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 7:24 am vfm#7634

        Sigmas have some beta traits. Mainly things like hating being the center of attention and trying and failing to fit in with betas since they hate leadership. They’re also prone to be mistaken for betas, gammas, and even omegas by women and so have built up an extra layer of ZFG.

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  7. on April 6, 2018 at 9:54 am FastEddie

    Reminds me of my best accidental.

    I was 28 when I first went to Miami and was blown away by the talent down there. My head was on a swivel. My best friend was going through a divorce, so we made it a guys’ trip. He hadn’t been laid in forever. Big credit to him the way he just threw himself back out there, but he still wanted me to make the initial moves. I was happy to oblige.

    We hit the beach, and I saw an incredible Brazilian broad by herself. Looked like Shakira. Went over and struck up a convo. Things stalled out so I asked what she was up to that night. Of course she “didn’t know yet.”

    So I said, “You should come to Bed with me.”

    She stiffened and said, “Uuuh. No.”

    I didn’t skip a beat and said, “I meant the club. Not MY bed.”

    I didn’t know Brazilians could blush. She literally stalked me after that, dragging her friends to the shitty hotel we were staying in.

    That one worked out. And I got to feed a lay-up to my buddy with one of her friends.

    This was South Beach. I do not have 6 pack abs. I’m not even 6′ tall.

    Get busy livin alpha, or get busy dying beta.

    Glad you’re all my brothers.

    FE

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:51 am vfm#7634

      She stiffened and said, “Uuuh. No.”

      I didn’t skip a beat and said, “I meant the club. Not MY bed.”

      ZFG or cast-iron stomach frame. Either way, work on it, boys.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:59 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      Did you bang?

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:59 am Greg Eliot

      I didn’t skip a beat…”

      Now I know why they call you Fast Eddie.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:19 pm FastEddie

        hahahahahahah
        every time…

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:21 am war-damned

      green card fishing

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:31 am trav777

      past couple times I’ve been there I gotta say it’s gone downhill. Previous time I was with an insanely hot brazilian who was literally head and shoulders better looking than the other women at…Story? Wherever the fuck it was. Girls were grabbing me and tugging at me and shit. One girl who was dancing with mine up on one of the platforms, I leaned forward to ask her a question and she straight up kissed me. Dude came up to me while I was chilling and my girl was dancing and “dude you are playing this LIKE A BOSS”…I was thinking um bro she came here with me and she’s going back with me, stop yelling in my ear. But the girls there were largely plasticky blondes with fake tits and all this, I was not at all impressed with anyone there. Way back 20 years ago miami beach seemed to be models everywhere, super pretty people like you describe. The last time I went was last year and it was niggered the fuck out totally. To the point of my asian gf was like w t f is this I don’t wanna come back here ever. And I concurred.

      Tons of urban walruses on the beach, some twerking and all of this…they were everywhere eeking and ooking. A damn shame

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:41 am streetsweeper

        “To the point of my asian gf was like w t f is this I don’t wanna come back here ever.””

        so you’ve upgraded to gooks from bindis? or by “Asian” do you mean Pakistani?

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:01 pm trav777

        man it ain’t my fault that white american women are trash, is it?

        DF you want me to do, sit at home masturbating to porn like all of you do? I had an ex model, she did banana republic print work and was on the side of a building in Manhattan, a blonde, blue eyes, all of that…girl was hot enough that kebab would occasionally try to rape her on a cab ride if she were alone.

        She was insane. So I passed on that. My ex wife was white and I have 2 white kids, she was insane af. And theyr’e just getting worse…no fuckin thanks.

        You fucking people with your criticisms…LOL. DF you have goin on dude? Like a bunch of bitches all you can do is throw shade…nothing is EVER good enough except that pedestalized white woman WHO DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST.

        Get off the couch and go live fucking life ffs, your’e gonna die eventually.

        Come talk to me when you upgrade from your hand.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:37 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Back in the day, South Beach was absolutely the world capital of hot babes, highest percentage and highest hotness. It was off the chain, six foot models everywhere.
        Now it’s a seething sea of mystery meat. Totally ruined.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:58 pm vfm#7634

        “Now it’s a seething sea of mystery meat. Totally ruined.”

        cf. also: California, Sweden, …

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:58 pm rocko

        Trav777, and yet you’re here arguing with trolls. I’m not dumb, I’ve seen all your vitriol spread all over CH. Unless you actually have a woman sucking you off while you type, you’re full of shit. Lol, Brazilian supermodel….And I got STDs from banging Jersey Shore guidettes. Right.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 5:33 pm skorzecin150

        Trav, I try and give you the benefit of the doubt. I really do. But I draw the line at fornication with lower primates, like I would for any white man. You have to be better than that.

        To save you a response:

        “What in the world’s enough for you, man, what’s enough purity for you?

        A hundred percent straight, a hundred percent white
        And explicitly NatSoc, the big tent is for kikes…”

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:01 pm trav777

        I have pics…

        skor is jacking off again

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:13 pm FastEddie

        lol
        Trav always brings the fire. You remind me of the guy who taught me BJJ. He was also a very… let’s call it… intense personality type. A nothing in moderation guy.

        You make a good point below about resilience. Life requires it more now than ever. CH seems to favor team sports, but I’m all about the individual whether boxing, bjj, tennis…

        Individual accountability is everything in business, broads, life…

        [CH: personally i prefer individual sports, but team sports develop additional masculine traits that i don’t think can be replicated elsewhere.]

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:14 pm Space Viking

        A woman’s opinion of Miami is a useful tool to tell if she’s worth keeping around. If she loves it/ wants to party/vacation/live there, 99% chance she’s uneducated trash or brainwashed.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:27 pm Vagina dominator

        Great story Trav. Much, much better than Fast Eddie’s weak-assed Brazillian ho-centered story that you just stepped on.

        I agree with your mother. We all admire you so much. You are the best.

        I don’t care who says that you are a blog-polluting, ego-protecting fag.

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 7:18 am traitors first

      @ FastEddie, CH, and the rest of the Chateau

      “Get busy livin alpha, or get busy dying beta.”

      These are words to live by, LITERALLY, and yes greg eliot and the rest of you I know which movie FE paraphrased it from and it still should be a CH maxim or something like that

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 8:07 am Greg Eliot

      I was 28 when I first went to Miami and was blown away by the talent

      “Say, sweetheart, are you one of the showgirls?”

      “No, I’m the architect who designed this theatre.”

      “What a waste of talent.”

      “Thank you.”

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  8. on April 6, 2018 at 9:59 am Hugh Jenniks

    OT; the Tranny State ; Michael Obama sez ‘we wuz gud parents’ for the cuntry. Trump be the opposite ..anshit, knowumsayin’

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/381946-michelle-obama-my-husband-was-the-good-parent-compared-to-trump

    Will Trump now finally reveal the truth about Gay Mulatto?

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:30 am ButtzMcHertz

      Truefax: Children prefer the bull that fathered them to the cuck that Dadded thrm

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  9. on April 6, 2018 at 10:13 am Captain Obvious

    Chinab0y g00k on student visa wanted to sh00t up Whitey at Syracuse U http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3645370/posts

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  10. on April 6, 2018 at 10:32 am Turk

    Most of the examples on this blog is when she’s engaging you. That means the job is 90% done.

    More examples of the initial part of a text conversation where most people are striking out would be welcome

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:43 am FastEddie

      Nah Turk. An open is just an open. It’s what you do after that, that makes or breaks.

      But if you want them to open you first just hop on bumble.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:13 am Captain Obvious

      Go back three or four essays, to “The Psychopath In Post-America”; April 4, 2018; by CH. Then scroll down to the bottom of the page, where williamk is saying, “Hell, just eliminating approach/escalation anxiety alone can probably explain 99% of the difference in results between a psycho and a normie.”

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:29 am Captain Obvious

        ^^^^^Read the ensuing subthread which williamk started with that remark.

        Then pay attention to what I’m saying up above here. Everything starts & ends with your Inner Frame. As long as you still care, you’ll never score with teh p00ntang. It’s only when you go to That Dark Place, and learn to STOP CARING, that you can start building some momentum and get the ball rolling.

        But even then, once you pwn your Inner Frame, you don’t give flying phuck whether you’ve got momentum or whether you’re dead in the water. To the Chad who pwns his Inner Frame, it’s simply been there, done that – you deal with those precious few situations & circumstances which require dealing with [and those would amount to almost no situations nor circumstances whatsoever], and you ignore all the rest of the situations & circumstances – because YOU DO NOT GIVE A PHUCK.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:38 am Captain Obvious

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:23 pm Captain Obvious

        ^^^^^It’s a shame that that role had to go to a n!gger, but obviously the Frankfurt School will never allow a cinematic portrayal of a White man learning to pwn his Inner Frame and growing some ‘nads of titanium, so of course the role had to go to n!gger.

        Nevertheless, that’s the journey you have to make: From caring, to NOT GIVING A D@MN.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:15 am traitors first

        Thanks Captain Obvious, pure gold

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 10:32 am Greg Eliot

        It’s a shame that that role had to go to a n!gger,

        How do you expect to be rated the greatest movie of all time in cuck ‘Murrica without having the prerequisite magic negro?

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  11. on April 6, 2018 at 11:01 am Mistral

    99.44% of Billy Betas never figure this out: You can either complain that women love jerks OR you ca be the jerk that women love. Simples.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:54 am trav777

      Let’s be real here, ok?

      most people do not have it in them to do this. They just don’t. Not everyone is tall or goodlooking or rich or has all their hair either. Most people lack the self-control to control their mental state. And they won’t ever learn how to do it.

      But being a real man and doing interesting shit goes a long way…becoming good or competent at something. JFC being able to change a flat tire or chop wood gets women.

      So rather than trying to turn hapless betas into vacuous psychos, shouldn’t someone be setting a better example?

      At the end of the day you are going to have to RAISE those children and do exactly that. If all you ever learnt was “game” wtf are you gonna do with your kids when it is time to show them how to be a man? Teach them acquired psychopathy or whatever everyone supposedly admires?

      I have a jiu jitsu student who is at times apparently retarded, can’t tell his right from his left, very poor physical dexterity, low on talent. Guy is pudgy, 30-something and basically bald. But he shows up to tournaments, he fights hard, he doesn’t quit, and he brings home medals. His first tournament fight, he gets thrown pretty hard with a seionage…I’m like shit ok it’s over, didn’t expect him to win a single match. But the mfer…GOT UP. Got thrown again, got the fuck up when other dudes who have more talent fold like a lawn chair. He fucking got up like a man and kept fighting and destroyed the dude, finishing him from mount in the final minute. I went out onto the mat and picked him up.

      My proudest moments are taking people who NOBODY thought would make it in this sport or even last a month and actually making them somewhat good at it. So this guy is batting a low percentage for anything that would attract women, but he’s a gun instructor, CQB with firearms and he’s got a blue belt. And he has a damn gf and gets chicks! Rather than lament his bad hand he went and did shit he liked and became competent. He developed his courage, his will, the things he actually was good at, and he’s maximized them to his advantage. Instead of, you know, “learning to be a jerk.”

      If you learn to be a jerk at the end of the day you’re still just a jerk.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:28 pm Captain Obvious

        “At the end of the day you are going to have to RAISE those children and do exactly that.”

        Or you could just get their c1its pierced, so that they’ll go numb in their nether-regions, and never again experience 0rgasm, all while getting them hooked on $400 plates of Prosciutto.

        Mr. Deep State.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:54 pm Captain Obvious

        #1) “Most people lack the self-control to control their mental state.”

        #2) “But the mfer… GOT UP.”

        In fairness to the dude, one of these things is not like the other.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 12:59 pm trav777

        see my post up above about people like you

        tell you what, I’ll forego my next $400 meal to lend it to you to buy a life

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 1:18 pm trav777

        “In fairness to the dude, one of these things is not like the other.”

        Yup. And this is one of the reasons I preach jiu jitsu. Not because of some idiotic fantasy about “self defense” against a pack of feral dindus (use a gun) but because it exposes men to a bygone reality of victory and defeat, the struggle, courage, discipline, honor. It’s a very hard sport but it places triumph through perseverance despite physical limitations within the grasp of any man. Grappling is elemental.

        This is why this faggot VD with his fucked up bullshit makes me sick. I know kids whose lives were saved from the streets with jiu jitsu. Look at what Anthony Bourdain says about it (wgaf if he’s jew). I’ve seen it change more lives than anything short of Jesus.

        There’s a story of a famous bjj guy named Terere who sold his black belt when he got onto drugs to one of his students, Alan Nascimento, for a hit of crack. Years later, when Terere got his life back together, his student was at a tournament Terere was at and publicly gave him his black belt back. He said “without you I am nothing. You made me what I am.” Honor, loyalty, respect. These were both favela kids from Cantagalo. The story of jiu jitsu is written with more kids that got away from drugs and violence and the gang lifestyle than you can possibly imagine. Not everyone stays straight and not everyone is a good kid but some of the ones on our team down in Brazil that we help sponsor- these are the most respectful, god-fearing, loyal kids you could possibly imagine. Listening to LARPing faggots shit on this, that’s a time you need to get your teeth knocked out so you learn to stfu.

        You will get nowhere worthwhile in life by learning to manipulate people and true leaders CARE deeply about every single one of their followers.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 1:32 pm vfm#7634

        Trav777, in fairness, the only dudes I know around here who are into BJJ are libfags for some dumb reason. Granted, they appear quite masculine on the surface, but they’re still male feminists who put women on a pedestal and vote Democrat. Maybe it’s some kind of SWPL thing.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 2:12 pm WynnLloyd

        Trav: You hate everyone, it seems.
        I don’t think anyone here is larping. The more you learn about the guys here, the more it becomes evident that they are real.
        You’re angry at Vox? He was actually an MMA fighter for a while, so he has authority in the realm of fighting.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 3:00 pm mesoliberal

        Best god damned comment I’ve read on CH in a long time. Be authentic, stretch your potential, stop comparing yourself to other men like an insecure woman, and try to find a purpose in life beyond exploiting female psychology to dive into some pussy. Blind ZFG/jerkboy frame is not compatible with civilization building. Civilization is what separates “us” from “them”. You know exactly who I’m referring to. Responsibility, diligence, morals, excellence. Kids? You better give a fuck. Designing a plant control system? You better give a fuck.

        [CH: not being an ignoramus about female nature to avoid the bitter fate of eventually settling for a past-prime cow? you better give a fuck.]

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 4:05 pm Scanman

        I blame Joe Rogan. Fucker fagifies/commodifies everything with any intrinsic merit. I have been into archer and have bow hunted since I was a teenager. I swear listening to that meathead talk about it on his phony as fuck podcast makes me (almost) want to give it up.

        Fucker.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 4:47 pm streetsweeper

        “My proudest moments are taking people who NOBODY thought would make it in this sport or even last a month and actually making them somewhat good at it.”

        check out the virtue signaling on big boy Trav! maybe we can have Sandra Bullock play you in Blindside 2: Shoulder Locked into Salvation.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 5:06 pm streetsweeper

        “But being a real man and doing interesting shit goes a long way…”

        …but bragging about it on the internet under a pseudonym to people you’ve never met pretty is what REALLY gets em hot!

        us too. you’re really causing some tingles around here, Try-Hard Trav!

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 5:43 pm skorzecin150

        Trav, you started off well, but…

        Anyways, I like you, so I’ll post this vid in an attempt to help you recruit.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 5:48 pm skorzecin150

        Scanman, the bow is a VERY underrated weapon. I’m no good at it, not motivated to practice enough, but it’s definitely a skill worth having.

        Not crossbow. That’s just brazuca faggotry.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:56 pm Vagina dominator

        Different eras produce different martial arts clowns. In the 1970s it was Bruce Lee and kung fu. In the 1980s, it was TKD. In the 2000s, the hands-down winner of “clown martial arts style of the 2000s” has to be BJJ.

        There is a difference between these styles, however. While Kung fu and TKD did not have the advantage of Youtube f1ghts clips to show us the realities of self defense, today, BJJ *does* have plenty of this data to hand.

        But BJJ simply refuses to acknowledge it.

        That puts BJJs way beyond previous standards of clownishness and into the area of outright and conscious fraud.

        But of course. The Greedies (sorry, the Gracies) have been involved with the JewFC since its inception, and from that start have been given a special pass with rules designed specifically to ensure that BJJ would be effective in the ring.

        For example, it is illegal in the JewFC ring to kick or knee a man in the head if he is on the ground or kick or knee him if he has a certain number of points of contact with the ground. Headbutts are not allowed. Yet headbutts are perfectly COMMON and effective part of everyday self defense f1ghting.

        So it is okay to kick a man in the head if he is standing, but not if he is using the standard tactics of BJJ? What is that about? Obviously, this is a special pass for BJJ, designed to bypass its vital vulnerabilities – – going to the ground – while enabling the use of its best weapons, submissions – which of course have almost no role at all in *real* civilian SD situations.

        Clearly then, the commonly-expressed but supremely stupid statement “BJJ has proven itself in the ring” is just the chorus of blind, and often mentally deficient, cultists.

        I say to them “Open your eyes and look at fucking reality, BJJ-fags!” Again, do I have to tell you, the fraudulent JewFC is not reality!

        I have listed a few things that are not allowed in JewFC but which are “allowed” in real life.

        Attacks to non-face parts of the head. Spearing (pilerdriving/spiking) of opponents into the ground.These things are not permitted in JewFC but are frequently occuring parts of real life fighting.

        How is what happens in the MMA ring in any way like what happens in real SD f1ghting? It isn’t! Real fighting doesn’t involve leg kicks and point accumulation. It doesn’t involve jabs and uppercuts. It doesn’t involve takedown entries from two meters away. There are no armbars or kimoras. About 50% of self defense situations involve multiple-on-1 attacks and brawling. Not 1-on-1 like UFC.

        UFC involves no Pref1ght. There is no Selection or Escalation, pre-emption or Initial Entries. There are no multiple-on-ones or 3rd men in. There is no triangulation in UFC. There are no restrictive yet determinative environments. There are no weapons. In the real world the ground is often made of concrete!

        In the real world, there are wraps and no gloves. In the real world we wear clothes. In the real world kicking is all-but-irrelevant part of f1ghting unless the man is on the ground, and then we soccer kick him in the head. Or if he is on his knees, we knee him in the head. In the real world the fight will take place on some stairs or between two cars, or when we are trapped behind a car door.

        Look at the fucking REAL WORLD video! There are 10s of 1000s of clips! They are free to watch and download.

        In the REAL world, our goal is to quickly render the opponent (the Predator) unconscious or unable to continue by attacking his head and neck. END OF STORY. There are two methods to achieve this, direct and indirect.

        Direct methods use our hands, arms, head, and feet against the head and neck. Indirect methods involve smashing the Predator’s head against hard objects in the environment (wall, ground, bathroom fixture, car, steel pole, and so on) using the hands or via tripping and throwing, etc.

        Where is any of this in the UFC? And note the complete absence of submissions. Bcs they are *irrelevant* to civilian self defense.

        In the real world there is no accumulation of points and so there are no body shots. There is no one-on-one, no referees, and fighters don’t have endless amounts of time for setups and choke-outs, so there are no submissions! In the real world, there are no limits on targets or techniques.

        If just one rule were changed in the JewFC – if kicks or knees to the head of a man on the ground were allowed – BJJ and most of its submissions would dry up and blow away.

        So, like I say, “BJJ-as-self-defense” is the overblown, unrealistic clown style of the 2000s.

        Oh, and Trav777 is a know-nothing, blowhard faggot.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 12:09 am WynnLloyd

        The craziest stuff MMA communities and others push is “knife-fighting” like Escrima. The Philippines Army does it as part of building esprit de corps, but people talking about “knife fights” are retarded. There is no “fight.” Stabbing at someone with a knife is attempted murder.

        That’s the another reason why the Reality Based people are a lot more credible, as you thoroughly demonstrated. It doesn’t stop when you incapacitate the assailant. You have to get through the legal fallout. While it might be better to “be judged by 12 than carried by 6,” being judged by 12 still sucks, and should be avoided when possible.
        Bring charged with assault sucks hard, and you don’t have to be the aggressor to be the one who ends up getting charged.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 12:27 am Vagina dominator

        @ Wynn Lord

        Exactly my point. Great analogy. There is no such thing as “knife fighting” as if it is some kind of duel. That is just sport or larping. It is great stuff if you want to learn it, but it isn’t self defense.

        Lots of video on the tubes show just how brutal knives are. And you certainly can’t “block” them and that shit.

        Knife comes from behind you without warning while you are tangled with someone else. Stab stab stab stab stab. “Hmm, what is that funny feeling in my body? That’s wet. Is that blood? Oh, I feel weak.”

        That’s a typical knife fight.

        We need to be similarly realistic about unarmed civilian fighting.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:00 am Sentient

        Vag Dom

        Bravo 👏… And that kids is how you do a rebuttal (to submission lol) on teh interwebs…

        All bacon no fakin’.

        You should post your link to the open hand strike video again. As a reminder.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:03 am Greg Eliot

        It would appear trav brought a knife to a gun fight.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:00 am trav777

        “Different eras produce different martial arts clowns. In the 1970s it was Bruce Lee and kung fu. In the 1980s, it was TKD. In the 2000s, the hands-down winner of “clown martial arts style of the 2000s” has to be BJJ. ”

        No, it’s definitely the reality self defense faggots like you. The people who talk and produce nothing and never win ANY fight in ANY venue ANY where. The people who DON’T train every day, who NEVER spar, NEVER go live, and yet are somehow exceptional badasses. You’re a fucking ninja.

        “But of course. The Greedies (sorry, the Gracies) have been involved with the JewFC since its inception, and from that start have been given a special pass with rules designed specifically to ensure that BJJ would be effective in the ring.

        For example, it is illegal in the JewFC ring to kick or knee a man in the head if he is on the ground or kick or knee him if he has a certain number of points of contact with the ground. Headbutts are not allowed. Yet headbutts are perfectly COMMON and effective part of everyday self defense f1ghting.”

        You fucking IGNORANT FAGGOT.

        You think the UFC is the ONLY MMA venue in existence? in Pride it was TOTALLY LEGAL to kick a downed man. Headbutts and kicks to downed men were COMPLETELY LEGAL in the early UFCs. The Gracies have not been involved with this sport since they SOLD IT 15 years ago to the Fertitas. As we speak there are 4 on 4 MMA competitions in places like Russia. You’re a fucking joke.

        Watch the REAL WORLD? What real world, you fucking fag, the one where people like you go and POSE about fighting but never have the balls to enter the ring against anyone? You fucking clowns TALK and TALK but you’re too much of a PUSSY to ever put up against someone. preferring to talk shit about your deadly hand slaps and how while your type could NEVER WIN A SINGLE FIGHT one on one, somehow you will best “multiples” and render “predators” unconscious with your deadly illegal strikes…but you can’t even throw a proper fucking punch.

        I wont even respond to the rest of the shit you wrote.

        You’re a charlatan and a fag…come see me anytime. Or I’ll come to you. Fuck you could go to nearly ANY BJJ gym (I will recommend one for you if it’s too far to come here) and you will get your dick shoved down your throat you piece of shit fag.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:44 am Greg Eliot

        Try to disagree without being so damn disagreeable.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 12:09 pm Alex the Goon

        Years ago I watched a Knife Fighting vid by a couple of professional knifemen. They went on and on, showing all the different styles from different countries, all the different ways of attacking and defending, and on and on and on. After a couple hours, the main guy says about once a week, they train in Crazy Mode to simulate an attack by an untrained, non-professional, street hood.
        They should have TLDR’d the video & said that upfront. A trained knifesman is not going to duel you on the street, so don’t bother preparing for it.

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      • on April 8, 2018 at 10:02 am Mistral

        >If you learn to be a jerk at the end of the day you’re still just a jerk.

        You entirely missed the point by being overly literal. But thx for the cool story about “The Little Chubster Who Could”.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 9:07 am Alea Iacta Est

        One of the best pieces of advice around here is… “pay attention to what women DO, not what they say”

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 6:08 pm trav777

      streetsweeper- i’m “virtue signaling” because I’m making hapless dudes into guys with competence, huh?

      You’re a fucking fag. I would spit in your face.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:29 pm streetsweeper

        “i’m “virtue signaling” because I’m making hapless dudes into guys with competence, huh?”

        no. you’re virtue signaling by running your fucking try hard mouth bragging about doing things that many men, including many here, already do by default.

        try not to try so hard to convince us how incredible manly you are, Try-Hard Trav.

        Tryyyyyy
        Harrrrrrd
        Travvvvv!!!!!!

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:28 pm trav777

        shut up faggot

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:59 pm Vagina dominator

        You think you are talking but you just exhibiting symptoms.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:05 am trav777

        Come see me VD.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:08 am Captain Obvious

        Hmmm…. Deep State vs JIDF…

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 9:11 am Publius

        Trav is a Jew. No doubt.

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 5:04 pm Mabui

      The VD s and Trav s are talking past each other, addressing related topics and goals. Trav is talking about using an activity related to fighting to develop better character, VD is trying to figure out how to save yourself after you’ve screwed up and gotten into a fight. Travis favorite sport, and related sports can help with VD s concern but VD thinks many of those sports activities aren’t so useful for what he’s afraid of.

      My advice to the young men is to get comfortable at lead – follow ballroom dancing first before learning to trade blows or grapple with other young men. Seems weird that learning to control a weaker woman so she doesn’t get hurt and doesn’t fall and has fun, helps you learn to control a stronger man so he gets hurt and doesn’t have fun and leaves you alone.

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  12. on April 6, 2018 at 11:07 am CountRockula

    CH has touched on this, but accidental game can be commingled with hangover game.
    Back in my former Beta days, I went out on a Friday and imbibed a bit too hard. Saturday night came around, and I felt like shit and did not want to leave the house. My roommates convinced me to go to a bar, where I ran into a friend of a friend I had known from College – cute girl, HB7, blonde hair, very fair skin and nice firm ass.
    I was completely disengaged from conversation with everyone, had what I’m sure was a scowl on my face all night, and was pretty much just waiting for someone to suggest we end the night a go home so I could hit the sack. Girl followed me home like a puppy dog that night, sex ensued.

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  13. on April 6, 2018 at 11:15 am Emmerich

    My young beta self was making my way through a crowded bar one night and my thumb accidently hooked the hip pocket of a 8-9, causing the rest of my hand to give a firm swipe to her near perfect posterior. She first gave a shocked look, then then followed me back to my table, playfully pointing at me and razzing me the whole way. Being beta and intimidated by such a gorgeous woman, I shit on a golden opportunity…

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:00 pm Vagina dominator

      Ha ha. Serendipity game!

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  14. on April 6, 2018 at 11:35 am fleezer

    guy: “what are you doing tonight?”

    not a single one ever has anything more important to do than take dick, and to ask, assumes she might. fail

    me: “get over here”

    i’ve already set the trap or else why would I initiate contact. she already knows why (excuse) she’s coming, but just waiting for the go signal from me. we both know why she’s really coming. i might even point this out

    me: “it’s hilarious that you think you have to play this game in the free zone when you know there’s no rules here. you can fucking relax and say,” I came here for cock cause I like it”. say it”

    her: “I came here for cock cause I like it”

    me (mocking her): “so I’m just gonna get on my knees and open wide.” (push her down)

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  15. on April 6, 2018 at 11:37 am Hackett To Bits

    “You”

    No punctuation is the way you target their intrigue modules.

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  16. on April 6, 2018 at 12:17 pm Mr. Roboto

    Women hate hate hate nice guys….

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/mar/25/i-cant-stop-being-nasty-to-my-fantastic-boyfriend

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 1:00 pm vfm#7634

      And naturally enough the female advice columnist unloads a bunch of tl;dr to answer the question…

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 1:01 pm trav777

      The girl is 16. This is why they were historically married off to a guy 10+ years older.

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  17. on April 6, 2018 at 12:34 pm jmüll

    also I got laid with about 19 women. Only 4 or 5 of them were very hot. About 50 or 60 makeouts

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  18. on April 6, 2018 at 12:44 pm Dave

    You might accidentally bust a killer opening against Garry Kasparov, but he’s still going to crush you in the mid-game and end-game. Guys who rarely get past the opening moves on a chick tend to collapse in the later stages for lack of experience.

    Makes a man want to bury a container in his backyard and kidnap a tween wife. You’ll surely die in prison if you do that, but it’s better than a life of incel and dying without issue.

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  19. on April 6, 2018 at 1:14 pm The Accidental Jerkboy | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  20. on April 6, 2018 at 1:18 pm zeta male pondscum

    i’ve had several instances of accidental alpha in my life. it’s too bad i’ve yet to internalize and capitalize on them on a more permanent basis

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  21. on April 6, 2018 at 2:01 pm martin2

    I finally get it! The bird said “What are you doing tonight?” He replied that he was working but by chance the message didn’t get sent. Then he thought he was asking what she was doing by texting “You?” (a really lame thing to say of course) but since his other message never got sent it read, to her, like he was saying “Am I going to “do”, i.e. have sex with, you tonight?! So a prosaic conversation with a boring bloke accidently turned into a witty bit of repartee.

    I wonder what happened next. Did he apologise for his impertinance or did he have an epiphany?

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 2:09 pm Cracker

      haha

      i thought it was solid but totally missed that the “You?” would come off as him saying he was going to do her. thanks for pointing that out

      on a another note, i’m now seeing a message that the post was taken off instagram. perhaps the poster wasn’t liking being linked to this blog post?

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 3:47 pm cukn fapn

      Lol except it wasn’t by chance. The FBI intervened and kept the first message from going through. You can see their text to him coming in at the very top of the screen.

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  22. on April 6, 2018 at 3:01 pm Magus

    Photo done been removed from that there Instagram.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 3:54 pm cukn fapn

      It was this: https://imgur.com/gallery/rnfkK

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 5:51 pm skorzecin150

        Thanks for the pic. Makes sense now. I didn’t see the original pic so was forced to troll my boi trav for the lulz.

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  23. on April 6, 2018 at 3:28 pm key

    I submit that among successful, long time happily married men, they each did something to their future wife that was outrageously cruel

    …and that is when he won her heart

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  24. on April 6, 2018 at 3:42 pm jig

    “I’m a project manager, I make efficient use of my time.” I guess our alleged sextuple-booked-date-busting heroine was so offended by how unworthy this guy came off that she stuck around to torment him. Question: could he have saved this at any point? Presumably he showed too much weakness/neediness in going for 6 tries? https://www.popville.com/2017/08/dating-in-dc-2017/

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  25. on April 6, 2018 at 3:53 pm rocko

    I can testify that being a jerkboy works, even if done by accident. It’s amazing how it will get girls butthurt, but if she’s into you, that’ll put her in her place. Of course if it doesn’t work and she storms off and you don’t get no poonaner, oh well. As the old saying goes, with women as with flowers, every spring there’s a new harvest.

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  26. on April 6, 2018 at 4:28 pm Doktor Jeep

    I have gotten women by trying to get rid of them.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 5:58 pm rocko

      Back in my school days I knew this girl. Ugly brown face with glasses and braces (which was sadly ironic because girls with braces was the closest I had to an actual fetish) but a decent body. But I just didn’t like her. But she was obsessed over me big time. From middle school all the way till my junior year of high school. The more I pushed her away the more she came into me. A few times she would do more extreme things, like pinch me in the ass or try to follow me home. At one of our annual graduation parties she actually tried to grind herself all over me while we were dancing, and she was wearing a bikini. It wasn’t until she saw me walking to class with a pretty blonde sophomore that she finally fucked off and stopped stalking me.
      And my friends kept asking me why I didn’t just bang her because, in all fairness, that would have been an easy lay. I told them that partly it was my conscience not letting me, partly not hurting her feelings, and partly because I didn’t want to risk her asphyxiating with that plastic bag I would have had to put over her head. Also, because her face did look pretty simian, bestiality is just not my thing.

      Now that I’m an adult, it’s pretty hilarious looking back at it and other situations I had with girls. Like even though we live in an era of “strong and independent” wymminz, they will submit to any man considered alpha to the point of letting themselves get pushed over, both literally and figuratively. Also, women can be as creepy and stalkerish as men. Except not only with them it’s tolerated, but actually encouraged.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:35 pm vfm#7634

        “It wasn’t until she saw me walking to class with a pretty blonde sophomore that she finally fucked off and stopped stalking me.”

        Yeah, that’s pretty much the only thing that works. If you’re seen with hotties, the fugs won’t just ignore you, but frequently act insulting if you get drunk and hit on them.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 6:43 pm vfm#7634

        “Also, women can be as creepy and stalkerish as men. Except not only with them it’s tolerated, but actually encouraged.”

        It’s worse than that — they frequently have their close girlfriends be a spy network for them. Pretty sure few if any dudes do that, except maybe for grave reasons (like to warn their buddy she’s a slut or whatever).

        Regardless, you can use this to your advantage, e.g. by using Dread Game in sight of her close girlfriend instead of her.

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 7:26 pm rocko

        Vfm:

        In regards to your second comment, that’s pretty much what happened. They instigated so I hooked up with this girl. Of course, if you try to hook em up with your neckbeard geek cousin, it’s all “Ew!! He’s like, SO gross and creepy!”

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:56 am V

        “(like to warn their buddy she’s a slut or whatever)”

        Lol, ya bro please “warn” me about all the sluts!

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 2:11 pm vfm#7634

        “Lol, ya bro please “warn” me about all the sluts!”

        @V
        There’s sluts, and then there’s SLUTS.

        With the second kind, you’re liable to be pissing razor blades and mayo for a while if you’re not careful.

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 9:19 am everybodyhatesscott

      I have gotten women by trying to get rid of them.

      I’ve had friends who had clingy girls they couldn’t get rid of and I just told them “Dude, just be super nice to her and tell her that you really like her and she’ll disappear” They didn’t trust it would work so never tried it. Anyone have any experience with the “breakup by beta” approach?

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 9:32 am plumpjack

        yes. this works. and nobody gets hurt.

        another good way to get rid of clinger is Ruprecht Game:

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 10:40 am Greg Eliot

        I’ve had friends who had clingy girls they couldn’t get rid of and I just told them “Dude, just be super nice to her and tell her that you really like her and she’ll disappear”

        That only works if you’re already married to her. lzozlzozlzozlzozlozl

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  27. on April 6, 2018 at 5:47 pm martin2

    I can just imagine this bloke suddenly realising to his horror that his first message didn’t get through, and thinking the girl must be really upset, “fucking phone system I’ve blown my chances OMG what am I going to do, I must apologise profusely”, Then he starts to type “No I sent a different message I didn’t mean it like that I’m not that type, I’m sorry!!! but before he can press SEND he gets her reply. Then he thinks, “that doesn’t make sense, perhaps she got my first text after all. All is well. Although I still don’t really get it”.

    Wouldn’t she be disappointed after the first date.

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  28. on April 6, 2018 at 6:01 pm Pretty Boy Looch

    Trav the realest nigga on here. Rest y’all some fucking nerds.

    Boxing is my passion but he’s got me seriously interested in jiu jitsu

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 6:20 pm Scanman

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2455793/Boxer-Orlando-Cruz-fights-sports-openly-gay-world-champion.html

      It’s all starting to make sense now.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 6:23 pm trav777

        holy shit a gay pro boxer…you know what this means, right?

        It means a literal fag is tougher than all of you and the only way you could hurt this guy would be to conceal a bunch of thumbtacks in your rectum.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 7:32 pm skorzecin150

        Trav giving us the wisdom of his learned experience again.

        It’s good he does these things for us, so we soiboi’s don’t damage our fragile ego’s.

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 6:20 pm Scanman

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2455793/Boxer-Orlando-Cruz-fights-sports-openly-gay-world-champion.html

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 10:31 pm trav777

        something is seriously fucking wrong with you people

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      • on April 6, 2018 at 11:03 pm Vagina dominator

        Trav777 says “something is seriously fucking wrong with you people”

        Ha ha ha. He know bcs his mom told him.

        He has a mirror, but all it reflects is what is wrong with other people.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 5:46 am Scanman

        “something is seriously fucking wrong with you people”

        at the very least y’all have to start wearing Pradas, and get your women to pierce their labia….

        …then you’ll be on the road to Wellville, gents!

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 8:00 am Greg Eliot

        something is seriously fucking wrong with you people

        Well, DUH… you think?

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 6:47 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 12:18 am WynnLloyd

        The bucket of chicken at the end is brilliant. Damn near gave me a heart attack from laughter.
        Be hard to ease back into sleep. I really hope I don’t have some black dildo themed nightmare ha!

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 7:28 pm Scanman

      “Boxing is my passion” = Massive crush on Orlando Cruz

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:20 am trav777

        ahhh I get it now.

        Fuckin nerds…you guys are afraid of black people…that’s why you won’t go to a boxing gym and learn the basics of how to actually fight. Also physical contact makes you uncomfortable…very typically spergy

        Ok shit makes a lot more sense now lol

        [CH: nigs are impulsively violent, so it’s rational to be wary around them. or do you think it’s the height of bravery to stand in the path of a speeding train?]

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:52 am Greg Eliot

        I’d be afraid to get into the ring with ANY self-proclaimed queer…

        … my arms too short to box with HIV..

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 8:55 pm skorzecin150

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:30 am Scanman

        Damn good movie.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:35 am Scanman

        Great stuff

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 10:53 pm Dread Forman

      Lotta females gettin in the sport, good luck

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    • on April 6, 2018 at 11:04 pm Vagina dominator

      @ Looch

      bjj would be perfect for you.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:23 am trav777

        yes, we welcome boxers into BJJ. Guys who actually know how to fight.

        Reality self defense is for people who are too scared of blacks to go to a boxing gym.

        That’s a hat tip to Bill Mahoney, owner and head trainer at South Shore Sportfighting in Brockton, MA, who coined that phrase fucking 20 years ago the last time someone was actually stupid enough to say the crap you’ve been saying.

        Like I said, I really thought you people were extinct

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 10:24 am Sentient

      The part where your haid is between some guy’s legs no doubt…

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 10:37 am Greg Eliot

        “Can I get any extra hours?”

        “All I have is week-ends… isn’t that when put on tights and sit on men’s faces?”

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:28 am trav777

        I’d pay good money to see the aftermath if you heckled even a high school wrestling team with this shit.

        Go to your nearest boxing gym, wrestling club, BJJ school, judo school…tell them they’re fags. Please do, I want to see their video post.

        Before, you know, getting off the internet where you can safely call people who would rip your head off names, you might wanna check youtube as there are lots of examples of people like you who thought it would be funny to do what I suggested.

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      • on April 7, 2018 at 11:48 am Scanman

        VD smacked you around.

        It was funny.

        STFU about it already. Jeezus. We get it. You’re the only real man here.

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  29. on April 7, 2018 at 1:06 am Marc

    I think I’m in oneitis with Nancy Sinatra.
    Bang bang

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 1:22 am Marc

      Ha written by Sonny. I would never have guessed.
      Oh and fuck this ghey mod

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  30. on April 7, 2018 at 9:21 am traitors first

    @CH and crew
    OT but worth find out about
    what do you guys know about Ricky Vaughn getting doxxed?

    [CH: anglin over at daily stormer has a thorough summary of the whole despicable affair.]

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 2:26 pm mendo

      Strong article.

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    • on April 7, 2018 at 3:20 pm traitors first

      thanks CH, great and I thought paul nehlen was gonna be a good alternative to cuck ryan

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