How do I love thee? Let me smell your panties.
A good test to determine if and how much you love your girlfriend is what I call the Laundry Test. If you shack up with a chick, or even if you don’t but you spend a lot of time together at each other’s places, you will eventually do a load of her laundry (one load deserves another HEH). Usually this will happen when she tosses her clothes into your pile, and by then it’s more work to fish her stuff out than it is to do the whole mess at once. After a few times, she’ll just ask if you can wash her clothes when you wash your own clothes. You will consent. Don’t fret it. It’s no demerit against your masculinity score if you don’t maintain 100% PURE PATRIARCHY all the time.
When you drop her unmentionables into the washing machine, do you act as if your hands are tongs for transporting nuclear waste? Does your face scrunch up and do you force your thoughts elsewhere? After you pull her clothes out of the dryer, do you toss them in an undifferentiated heap, annoyed with the chore?
You don’t love her. Not like you used to, at any rate.
Alternately, when handling her soiled snatch hammocks do you sneak in a sniff? Gaze at the centerpiece fabric for a moment, wondering if her tube lube has left a Rorschach test of romance for you to decipher? Rub the fungal foundational between your fingers? When pulling her dainties out of the dryer, do you caress them individually, allowing the warm scented fabric to linger under your nose. Do you perhaps, when even your God isn’t watching, press your lips against her slips and inhale like you’re taking an epic bong rip? Do you longingly admire her cleaned G-strings, and fold them neatly in a pile, enjoying a moment to reflect on the happiness she has brought to your life?
You love her. Like you used to, and as you will until the Wall fights you to wrest your love away.
da gbfm has been back in the studioz!!!
lzozozlzlzozozozlzo
[CH: that was hideous, and yet i could not look away]
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It ain’t a party until the dj busts out the Panties Song…
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“Hazmat suit not included”
I’m guessing that was the ‘lotsa cockas” remix. 😉
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that gap-toothed “smile”…wtf?!?
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Gap-toothed girls are hyper sexual. I remember a girl from high school chasing me around without any scruples whatsoever. Big gap-toothed mouth. I rightfully demurred her tactless approaches. I’m sure she ended up with some trashy life.
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Is the gap tooth a sign of high T? Arnold has a tooth gap so big you notice it more than his gunz
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You forgot the wife of bath. Chaucer was white. The conclusion of her tale is a precursor to feminist drivel, in my opinion. Get a good translation from Middle English. Some colleges in the 1990s use a bad translation with politically correct notes that queer the meaning. Quoniam? Lickerishness? Some translations use goats tooth instead of colts tooth.
“But then I always had a young colt’s tooth.
Gap-toothed I was, and that became me well;
I had the print of holy Venus’ seal.
So help me God, I was a healthy one,
And fair and rich and young and full of fun;
And truly, as my husbands all told me,
I had the silkiest quoniam that could be.
For truly, I am all Venusian
In feeling, and my brain is Martian.
Venus gave me my lust, my lickerishness,….”
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Knew a dude in the military that could fit 7 seven dog tags side by side into his tooth gap, impressive.
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Baz see: Louie Anderson. Not exactly a titan of T, but a hell of a gap.
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Lauren Hutton.
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Hutchinsons teeth. Brought to you by congenital syphilis. No suprise its a marker of high DTF.
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“Knew a dude in the military that could fit 7 seven dog tags side by side into his tooth gap…”
such a poetic visual. “dude had a tooth gap seven dog tags wide.”
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I got eye herpes from watching that video.
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Something tells me that in about 30 years, when they’re all menopausal, the lifetime Total Fert!lity Rate for all the chicks in that video will be very close to 0.0.
And for the boys, it might be even lower than that.
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I could be wrong [highly unlikely, although possible], but I just don’t see any of the White ch!cks in that video [or the g00kettes for that matter] pushing out any live b!rths.
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I wonder whether they realize that they’re ghosts?
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No, with all the diseases, lubes, birth control medications, and vag tearing, they are effectively sterile by 30 (just like u know who wants them to be).
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Reminds me of a church couples retreat we went to recently. We’re Presbyterians, so yeah, we crazy as fuck.
Srsly tho, what’s with the pantomime horse? I’ve been out of da club scene for a while, please tell me this ain’t a thing.
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I understand the Presbyterians discourage standing intercourse, for fear it might lead to dancing.
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“Srsly tho, what’s with the pantomime horse?”
The pagans always iconify the wild animals & the beasts of burden.
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Greg, that’s Baptists you’re thinking of. Presbyterians are the ones who’ll say hello to you in a liquor store.
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Presby. Can confirm.
Baptists are the no drinking/dancing/having fun ones. Thing down South. The Reformed side is most likely to be found in a New England bar two craft beers deep debating the finer points of Calvinism.
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That “NEV” video is like a sleazier skankier n!ggerified version of “The Groove is in the Heart”, and I don’t think that chick – Lady Miss Kier – ever got around to having any k!ds.
And she was pretty cute – back in the day – the Catwoman of the 1990s.
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A quick jewgoole CAPT shows this one may be a carpet muncher.
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And just because:
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Top knot wankers have been around longer than I realized…
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“this one may be a carpet muncher”
Which is what moast of the chicks in the NEV video are [and frankly none of the dudes look particularly masculine, either].
The atmosphere of the two videos reminded me a lot of one another, though – a bunch of sh!tlib kids [many of them mystery-meat], wandering purposelessly through the darker corners of the Gramscian Cocoon of Anti-Reality, leading sterile infecund meaningless lives, wasting away their precious youthful fert!lity pretending to be satyrs & nymph0maniacs.
In terms of the broader cultural trends, though, the degree to which the Frankfurt School has filthified the discourse in the last quarter century is simply shocking. When compared to the n!ggerified verbal d!arrhea of that noise from NEV, the lyrics of “Groove is in the Heart” are so quaint & innocent that they seem almost like something that Roy Orbison or Wayne Newton could have sung during the Eisenhower/Kennedy era.
And Deee-Lite was uber-cutting-edge, back circa Bush-41.
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“leading sterile infecund meaningless lives, wasting away their precious youthful fert!lity pretending to be satyrs & nymph0maniacs.”
cap, tangentially related. we need to meme environmentalism as a white identity issue, big time. it needs to be so loud that the God Emperor hears it.
I mean, come on… how did environmentalism become one of the freak left’s pet projects to begin with? these natural treasures were created BY WHITES, FOR WHITES. ain’t no muds gonna be taking care of endangered species after whites are a minority. Nazi’s should make environmentalism priority number 1.
white identity could easily be superimposed on famous scenes from Yosemite, the Everglades, Niagara Falls, Grand Canyon. scenes of beautiful, pristine, national parks juxtaposed with healthy white families enjoying the outdoors. how do these two not go together?
man, if we could split off the tree huggers from the turd world invader huggers… the left as we know it could potentially be finished with just that one weird trick.
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This is why God broke up the party at Babel.
Diversity, which leads to mixing, never makes cream rise to the top… it just brings everything down to lowest common denominator.
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“we need to meme environmentalism as a white identity issue, big time.”
The Sierra Club sold their collective soul to (((Tom Steyer))) on the immigration question.
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Oops, it was (((David Gelbaum))) who bribed the Sierra Club. https://www.google.com/search?q=gelbaum+sierra+club+site%3Aisteve.blogspot.com&oq=gelbaum+sierra+club+site%3Aisteve.blogspot.com
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(((Tom Steyer))) bribed the DNC.
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https://www.google.com/search?q=gelbaum+sierra+club+site%3Aisteve.blogspot.com
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“The Sierra Club sold their collective soul to (((Tom Steyer))) on the immigration question.”
a lethal chink in the left’s armor that’s BEGGING for a shiv from the emerging populist movements.
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Trump should start holding rallies at national parks.
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PJ,I do exactly that with normlings. I phrase the invasion by turd worlders, AND the explosion of their numbers in their native lands to be literally planet killing. You’d be surprised (or maybe not), how people who would ordinarily default to “dat’s rayciss” will now agree with you wholeheartedly.
Normlings are easy to manipulate if you use the right words in the right context.
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Yes, it was hideous.
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So what does it mean if doing laundry elicits no strong reaction/thoughts either way?
[CH: you’ve settled into a passionless domestic servitude. don’t be ashamed, it’s what civilizations are made of.]
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CH lost me when he said I did the laundry…isn’t that what she’s for?
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Lived w/ my girl of 6 years for 1.5 years now, have done her laundry zero times. Have also done my laundry zero times. This made me wonder if she sniffs my gym boxers and gets wet. I think today I’ll shit my pants (legs day) and give her a little extra je ne sais quoi for when she does the next load.
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“Lived w/ my girl of 6 years for 1.5 years now”
Her 0varies had 400,000 follicles at age 20; they have only 30,000 follicles at age 30.
If she’s surrendered 6 years of her precious fert!lity to you, then you OWE her pr0geny.
Like yesterday.
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Nah, that is a touch not my thing, usually they bring their laundry over and use it as an excuse to hang out..b/c it has dawned her that you value your own time and if she is there it is for a reason
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Love sniffing underoos
Even get wood doing it
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I told you you would like bjj.
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Threadwinner
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Yes, indeed… thread over.
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Walked right into that one/
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So what would it mean if you put on her underwear and strut around?
Oscar Del Ahoya
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True love is wearing them on your head
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Funny tale, bald guy I knew did that, she did not wipe particularly well guess who had a brown mohawk on their white bald head?
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Never happened
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If that didn’t happen, it should’ve
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Carlos, you must be Presbyterian. We crazy as fuck
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Are the Presbyterians the ones who speak in tongues and handle snakes, shit like that? Cause that is CRAZY.
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Corinth, can’t tell if you’re serious or not…
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Not serious. I thought it was funny tho.
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I did too, unless you were serious, then I had to figure out how to explain Presbyterianism.
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No. You’re thinking Charismatic or Pentecostal….and more so the southern black influenced churches where things start to stew around with voodoo and regular black-ness. I’ve been in pretty charismatic churches in my day but I definitely saw stuff that wasn’t of any Spirit of God, that’s for sure. You have no idea how cray cray the cray cray can be.
Presbys are the drinkers who like to grow beards and debate theology. Baptists are the southern “liquor is the devils brew” types.
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“When you drop her unmentionables into the washing machine, do you act as if your hands are tongs for transporting nuclear waste?”
There’s an aspect of Biological Calvinism here – your ancestors sacrificed for billions of years so that you could have the instincts which allow you to SMELL the stench of bad character on another human being.
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Always trust your nose.
The Nose knows.
‘
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No one knows what the nose knows when the nose blows…
– Starchild (you have only won a battle)
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Roger Moore’s contribution to Method acting was, he claimed, that he always did a quick silent “something smells” flinch every time his Bond is introduced onscreen to the lead bad guy.
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There is something that came out of her snatch that I pick up and sniff all the time- the three beautiful children she gave me.
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I’m married to a heavenly blessed beauty for just over 10 years who I’m still heavily in love with. I’ve never laundered her underwear ever, and I never will. She sometimes would leave it in the shower before she hangs it out to dry. I’ll never do her the courtesy of hanging it up.
My dad always said: “The only time you should touch a woman’s underwear is when you’re taking them off her”
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Instant classic
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LOL the variety of not only subjects at the Chateau, but also the style. I assume our proprietor is pushing 40, but this read like it was written by a college sophomore. I truly do enjoy this blog, never miss an issue. Same with Goodbye and WB.
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WB = ???
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welcome back, America
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Thanks.
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About 54
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you know how I know you’re japanese?
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No, how DO you know I’m Japanese?
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What if she doesn’t wear underwear and/or you don’t do the laundry?
Only curious, not trying to throw out different variables? I’m not going to pretend I know everything.
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if she doesn’t wear underwear she’s a skank
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Or she’s really poor
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She’s not poor and she isn’t a skank, seeing as I popped her cherry.
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Poor skank
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“I popped her cherry”
You break it, you own it.
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“You break it, you own it.”
Photo finish for Threadwinner?
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It’s all true, but… I wouldn’t expect a man to require being able to get high off the pheromones in his woman’s laundry to know he lurves her.
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This. There’s a time for everything, including loving your woman for more than the hedonic urges she precipitates.
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But the converse is likely true: If she smells foul to you, then Biological Calvinism says that your hindbrain is probably detecting a moral/spiritual defect within her.
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I once had a fling with a chick whose breath was funky. I dumped her when she said she knew she was going to h*ll and didn’t care.
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That wasn’t dodging a bullet, it was dodging an RPG. Good call.
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I don’t know this feel.
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I thought I was the only one who had this test. Mine is,if I wouldn’t lick her anus, she is not attractive enough for me to date.
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When her now legal aged younger sister is visiting her and you find a moment alone with them strewn on the washer. The sniff of fresher snatch doesn’t activate your love chemicals.
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I’ve never once in my life felt the desire to sniff panties.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/lACJ7
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See my post above, re: there’s a time for everything.
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My favorite scent. Ever.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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When I got with my wife, I threw all the dirty laundry into the machine indiscriminately. Everything became a uniform grayish pink color, and that was the last time I touched the washer or dryer for any purpose other than cleaning my shop towels or my hunting clothes.
In those days, trying to act patriarchal was the farthest thing from my mind. It just ended up that way, because I married a chick who wanted to be a mommy and raise babies.
If she hadn’t hit the wall, I never would have even discovered this blog. The wall is real. It occurs to me that the difference between getting divorced and discarded and having a husband who indulges in his thirst for pre-wall pussy while continuing to take you on vacations may very well be a function of how many times you made him wash the sharts out of your panties.
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Heck, when I was on the road as a field engineer and the wife was with me, every Sunday morning I’d take all the laundry to the laundromat and do the wash… And sit there reading the Sunday paper for a couple of hours.
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I throw everything in warm. When we were dating, my now wife shuddered when I did that with her stuff and after 21 years of marriage, she still washes her own clothes, and that of our daughters. “nuff said.
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Are you in love CH?
[CH: when am I not?]
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https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5797aeb9e58c62813028de58/t/58d3d224197aea1d3081f2f7/1490276904759/
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how (((sick))) you have to be tweet something like this
he even created a hashtag # Guterman Dreams
I am sure many people had similar dreams but this whore had to
brought it to public, that obsession of theirs to enforce their naked ugliness on other people not least interested to see them masturbating into potted plants
But that is not all
(((He))) is a mental health counselor lolz
What a f*ucking asylum
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Wtf?
There must be no oversight at his institution.
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(((Mental health counsellor)))
Typical trouble-making middleman role.
He inserts himself between your conscious mind and the proper working of your disgust reflexes.
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^^^^^^ +6 Gorillion
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Speaking of disgust reflex triggers:
PANTY-SNIFFING!
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“What color panties are you wearing?
What color panties are you wearing?
What color panties are you wearing?
.
.
.
And how long have you been wearing them?”
/s/
Lux Interior of The Cramps
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Don’t eat stuff off the sidewalk… no matter how good it looks
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chick in my bed yea all cuddly and such
big blood stain in morning
yes I threw sheet in washer
ch is right on the comfort shit on rag
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She 0vulates just about exactly two weeks after she first starts b1eeding [assuming she has a 28-day cycle; if not, then adjust accordingly].
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yea on 21st driving to Deerfield to protest gun ban
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they got to pay me thousand a day to own a gun ty very much ty ty
I’d like to thank Deerfield for the vision
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gun owners should get paid to defend the country right? it just makes sense really.
you can be free to be a non gun owner but ya should have to pay the ones who do it just makes sense
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Well if she started bleeding on the 7th, then she should be dropping that egg on about the 21st.
So you would need to drop your seed in her circa the 18th through the 21st.
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Gregi, that makes absolute, perfect sense. Actually, that’s brilliant
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that’s why I would be gone on the 21st cap lolzolzolzolz
I don’t fuck that chick anyway though she a neegggerrr lol
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yea major its an epiphany he he he
the fuck a non gun owner gonna do if shit hits the fan should be like a fag tax for being willingly helpless
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Fag tax! You’re on a roll
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You let a n!gger-ess sleep on your bed?!?!?
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occasionally I do my affirmative action bed sleeping wouldn’t want to be thought racist or something
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You burning the coal, Gunslinger?
Or is this just because your heart is so big?
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Panty sniffing has gotten a bad wrap … but consider: By what mechanism do women synchronize their periods? … Or – why does your dog pop out his lipstick when a bitch two blocks away has gone into heat … you must nose, it because 65% of our brains are dedicated to cataloging smells … Women are endlessly stealing their boyfriends old work shirts – nobody thinks that’s creepy.
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It is true that women are incorrigible sniffers.
“My god, this shirt stinks!”
“A. Why it is in the wash. B. You knew that before you stuck your face in it.”
Walks off, shaking head.
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BIOLOGICAL CALVINISM: Your hindbrain evolved to smell the scent of evil on another person.
And, conversely, to relax and let down its guard when the other person smells good to you – hence the need for (((perfume))) so that The Evil Ones can mask their stench.
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If you don’t know about it already, then stop what you’re doing and learn all about the history between Coco Chanel & (((Pierre Wertheimer))).
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gay
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If she’s Russian, there’s a fair chance she’ll drive you actively away from the laundry and be noisily and obnoxiously offended if you do it by stealth.
(While this is a plus, there’s also a high probability she will do everything else noisily and obnoxiously, also, in my experience. Which is not a plus.)
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Just get the b!tch PREGNANT for Chr!st’s sake!!!!!
All these other problems fall by the wayside when they’re doing what the Good Lord intended for them to do – birthing & raising your progeny.
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post your PR3GMENT copypppp4asta, captain oblivious
post teh ‘im-eedge of pr*****nt white bellies
post comments that look like a retard slammed his fists into a keyboard
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I don’t think you know Russians very well, Cap’n.
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Not a big fan of secretions of any kind personally, but point taken
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Czechs discover hidden film record of Stalin’s antisemitic show trial ||| The trial had antisemitic overtones, with Slánský and 10 of the other defendants being Jewish…||| https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/08/rudolf-slansky-czechoslovakia-show-trial
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G0d bless Joseph Djugashvili.
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I think you mean “countersemitic”.
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The story was published in (((The Guardian))).
Little do (((they))) know how much these stories invigorate & inspire us.
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Key point is that they were all (((top level commies))). This was during Stalin, so after the revolution during the consalodation of power phase.
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I have literally not done a load of laundry in ten years. During that period there were maybe less than 2 dozen (at an absolute max, I can remember a quarter of that) loads that I paid to have done by either maids or a laundromat.
Why the fuck would any man do laundry when they have a woman around?
This post is confusing.
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Smelling chicks panties.
Never ever go retard let alone full retard
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The old smelling bicycle seat thing is weird too. What sort of frontbum smells so strong it can leave its stink on a bicycle seat?
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SRSLY.
When I was an undergrad, there was a pervert dude in the grad department who did that sh!t.
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I knew a Marine Corporal who used to go into the female Officer heads and sniff their panties and laff about it. Fucking weird.
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Is spraying Spray ‘n Wash on her skidmarks before tossing in the machine the wrong answer?
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Yeah sometimes they have to soak a bit first….
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Gotta confess, I never considered that chicks can create skidmarks, too. It makes total sense; except, I’ve only comingled with more hygienic chicks than these.
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What about thongs? I guess it would be a concentrated dose both in the front and the back.
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They say you can read the future of your relationship in her skidmarks.
“Oh, oh. Looks like everything has turned to shit and we’re on the slide.”
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Thin Belinda Carlyle = hot.
Chunky Belinda Carlyle = not.
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A quick glance at Wiki gives:
Belinda Carlisle: 1 Ch!ld
Jane Wiedlin: 0 Ch!ldren
Charlotte Caffey: 1 Ch!ld
Gina Schock: 0 Ch!ldren
Kathy Valentine: 1 Ch!ld
That’s an extinction-level lifetime Total Fert!lity Rate of 5 / 3 = 0.6.
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I thought doing laundry is one of the beta tick lists, always maintain male-female polarity, she should be the one cooking, washing and u just smash her pussy by giving her validation.
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I make it clear that my primary duties include things like inventing fire, the wheel, and writing, and driving off dangerous wild animals.
Everything else on the list is in her bailiwick. Including disposing of any yucky mouse that happens to get caught in a trap.
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sometimes I think CH secretly loathes us. or at least SOME of us. hence the occasional wild pitch aimed straight at our heads. can’t say I blame him.
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Somewhere along the path to self-reliance I learned to cook, clean, decorate my home and do laundry. As with anything that makes me look and feel better- I learned to do these things very well.
But, I never perform these tasks in front of a woman – because, it diminishes me in her eyes. Maintaining my masculine dignity is more important – than getting these menial tasks done.
Likewise, I don’t want to watch her get her nails painted – but I do appreciate how nice her French manicure looks when she’s petting my purple headed monster.
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A super hero for you all:
Legendary Panty Mask
“An old western town is populated entirely by cute young Catholic schoolgirls and shotgun toting nuns who have killed off the entire male population, the nuns teach their female students that all men are evil. The girls are championed by a superhero named “Panty Mask” who shows up wearing a leather bikini and a pair of leather girls’ underwear on her face. The nuns worship an ice carving of Christ which has the ability to make their soft drinks cold (which they don’t share with the students).”
At one point in the movie the girls march around singing that “One little two little three little Indians” song in English. The rest is in Japanese, but it’s the kind of movie that breaks language barriers.
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It isn’t listed on IMDB. What’s with that?
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Sounds more like Saucy Queer Rides Again.
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I got halfway through the first sentence and thought, “I can’t read this. Next.”
Which means you’re probably right, Greg.
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That better be PORN you’re looking at, mister.
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As Johnny Depp got older / more successful, his GF’s got younger
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Waffles, I disagree that Winona Ryder was ever better looking or more sexy than Sherilyn Fenn in her prime.
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O/T, but I just discovered the other day that Showtime did a reboot of Twin Peaks last year.
Don’t tell the Uber-Sanhedrin, but I have long suspected that David Lynch is one of us.
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Cap, I never really understood what was going on in Lynch’s head until I read that he spent his grad years in Philly in the early 80’s. THEN everything made total fuck!ng sense.
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The original Twin Peaks was classic America. Log cabins. An all Huwhyte cast. Roadside diners with cherry pie and stacked waitresses. All the girls in that shew were 19 babes.
Lynch sported a fashy haircut in the series reboot, which was disappointing otherwise.
He may very well be one of us.
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The women seemed to get crazier, too. Jennifer Gray never seemed all that off to me, but Winona, Kate, and especially Amber are psychos.
[CH: depp is crazy himself. like attracts like. (depp could have a sane hottie if he wanted, but those types prefer the drama)]
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Amber can’t even get her hair straight on which way she swings.
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Don’t fret it. It’s no demerit against your masculinity score if you don’t maintain 100% PURE PATRIARCHY all the time
Dude! No guy should ever do washing for a woman.
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We are now at the stage where Israel is openly bombing Syria while Trump is forced to blame Russia.
FUCK. THIS. JEW. EARTH.
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Fuck.
This.
Jew.
Earth.
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And all the usual fanboiz of this (ahem) Gosh Emperor can only talk about sniffing panties, go figger.
This is why we lose.
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They are working in close consultation with one another.
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Trump and Putin?
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yes
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And they’re going to Make America, Europe, and Russia great (White) again…
… Any Day Now.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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The sunglasses from They Live really do work, don’t they? Once you’ve seen it, you can’t un-see it.
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I once came across a pair of used panties that belonged to a 22 year old Ukrainian girl. Her blonde hair came down to her ass, she sometime braided it. She wore either tights or faded blue jeans with ankle boots, and had a very slight muffin top coming over her waist, a full bum, and ample breasts.
The undies were modest cotton, smelt kind of perfumey and gave me a massive, pulsating, and outrageous boner.
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As usual, TMI, fuckwit.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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“As usual”?
Les’s usual comments are pensive and salient. Tone down the boomer butthurt a little, Greg. Don’t let that one time CH called you a “valued commenter” go to your head. It doesn’t mean you have carte blanche to spew.
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Bullshit… for an otherwise stalwart alt-R ally, this (ahem) Protestant always seems to throw a fly in the pie with some lurid nonsense.
And you’re another ass, with your Alinsky language shaming attempt… “butthurt” ain’t got nuthin’ to do with it.
You wanna hear about other men’s boners, at least don’t brag about it ’round chere.
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You call him a “fuckwit” and expect to be treated better than SorceryQueer?
You come to the Chateau and don’t disparage CH when he speaks of his tumescense, but you vilify one of our best commenters, who is one of the least spammy guys here, when he mentions his?
We know your type, Greg. You’re 5’5″, sickly, and you’re always following the cool kids around hoping they’ll throw you a bone. You laugh and compliment them on their athletic prowess when they hang you by your tighty whities in your own locker, which is decorated with Donny Osmond posters.
The worst trolls on this blog have better manners than you, and at least they’re amusing. Keep hoggin’ all you want, Greg, but I’m done throwing you pearls.
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You couldn’t be more wrong, and your lame Cyberian shaming attempts about my physical and mental proclivities ring hollow.
Let this Les fellow defend himself, if he can pull himself away from sniffing used panties, and you can save your blowhard inanities for the selfsame circle jerk of underwear huffers and other-guy-erection aficionados..
In short, when I want to hear from an asshole, I’ll break wind.
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And what’s this “we” shit? The gerbil in your pocket doesn’t make you a majority voice ’round chere.
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Greg,
What do you contribute to this kkk0mment section? Nothing. Any insights, history, politics, philosophy, or science? Any pickup advice?
No, you litter it with your grumpy tantrums, complaining about us yeggs round chere, labelling everything a conspiracy theory.
This is a game blog, first and foremoast. There will be locker room talk around here, and from time to time we might talk about boners, grabbing poosy, and other exploits. Myself included, even though, if I have something to say on a politicks or suhciety related article, I try to make it worthwhile. This article is on girlz undergarments so you knew full well what the tenor of discussion would be when you stopped in.
So you can refrain from commenting on game-related articles, or better yet, go to National Review Online.
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Many such fond memories
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i put em up for sale on ebay. you’d be surprised how much chodes will pay for them
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I found a pair on the steps of my building a few weeks ago after a long weekend. The money I could have made
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ebay.co.jp
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Hahaha that’s so funny! Wasn’t it the nips who had vending machines that sold used panties?
But seriously, it’s probably a valid business idea. If chicks are auctioning off their virginities, why not their lingerie?
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“you must nose, it because 65% of our brains are dedicated to cataloging smells … ”
part of the reason fucking gets you more fucking. other girls can smell it on you. it don’t register like, “you smell like sex juice”, but not too far off
theory: if you are incel and not opposed to paying for it, only fuck whores before you have an actual date with a girl you want to close. don’t shower or anything and maybe she’ll smell the action and it’ll help your game
“Women are endlessly stealing their boyfriends old work shirts – nobody thinks that’s creepy.”
if she ain’t wearin’ your clothes, she ain’t one of your hos
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One of the gayest CH posts ever!
I have a lot of respect for the cheateu, but this post was off. I have never washed any girl’s laundry…ever! Women do laundry, theirs as well as your own. I mean, I’ve done my own, but never a girl’s and none have ever asked…even the ones I’ve lived with.
I’ve handled and observed panties post sex, but never had to wash any or any woman’s clothes.
Where is all the shit about frame and setting boundries? Did someone hack your account.
[CH: time to turn in my PURE PATRIARCHY card]
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Heh, A&A. It works!
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