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The Depp Progression

April 9, 2018 by CH

Via Waffles, “As Johnny Depp got older / more successful, his GF’s got younger.”

As Johnny Depp’s fame (and age) increased, the relative age of his lovers decreased. An exponential relationship! (The minor trend-outlier, Paradis, must have had a paradise pussy. i will dine on pubic dew, and lap the lube of pussy pried…)

This isn’t a one way sexual market phenomenon. As intensely as men are attracted to young, beautiful women, women are intensely attracted to rich, famous (and often older) men. Depp doesn’t have to chain these barely legal minxes to the radiator; they come to him willingly and eagerly.

As did many of those post-Wall PoundMeToo women now claiming in the dimming of their sexual allure to have been victims of the very men they trampled the competition to be near when those women were in their primes. See through this sexual panic, the Chateau does.

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  1. on April 9, 2018 at 12:35 pm Corinth Arkadin

    I still refuse to acknowledge that Fenn was lesser than Wynona Ryder in looks or sexuality (at the time). Although Fenn got kooiker as she got heavier/older, which happens with all famous women.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 12:38 pm Captain Obvious

      O/T, but I just learned the other day that David Lynch did a re-boot of the Twin Peaks franchise on Showtime last year. Did anyone watch it?

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 12:38 pm Captain Obvious

        ‘A number of his works, including Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks and Lost Highway are intentionally reminiscent of the 1950s American culture despite being set in the later decades of the 20th century. Lynch stated that “It was a fantastic decade in a lot of ways … there was something in the air that is not there any more at all. It was such a great feeling, and not just because I was a kid. It was a really hopeful time, and things were going up instead of going down. You got the feeling you could do anything. The future was bright. Little did we know we were laying the groundwork for a disastrous future.”‘

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 12:40 pm Captain Obvious

        ‘Lynch has said that he is “not a political person” and that politics are “something I know little about.” However, in the 1990s he expressed admiration for former US President Ronald Reagan, stating that “I mostly liked that he carried a wind of old Hollywood, of a cowboy.” Describing his political philosophy, he stated, “at that time, I thought of myself as a libertarian. I believed in next to zero government. And I still would lean toward no government and not so many rules, except for traffic lights and things like this. I really believe in traffic regulations.”‘

        [CH: right wingers in hollywood will say they’re libertarians to avoid a purge and depersoning. it’s the safe way to say you’re not a carbon copy shitlib.]

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 12:42 pm Captain Obvious

        For the youngsters au Chateau, who’ve never heard of Lynch, just know that “Ugly Chicks Need Not Apply” for roles in a David Lynch vehicle.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 12:50 pm mendo

        I didn’t watch it and never did see the show when it first aired. Although I do remember distinctly when The Simpsons made fun of that show.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:05 pm Captain Obvious

        “never did see the show when it first aired”

        HB9.5s with music by Angelo Badalamenti & set in bucolic little flyover-counter pure-White American villages.

        What more is there to want in this life?

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:14 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:45 pm meistergedanken

        I did. I had never seen the original show, so I had to bone up a bit on the characters’ backstory via Wikipedia. WOW. I guess hard core fans really loved it. It certainly was…striking. I believe it was episode 8 was the BY FAR the weirdest episode of television I have ever viewed in my entire life, and it made a huge impression on pretty much everyone who saw it. Not sure how much sense it made, but it will really stick with you. Startling atmosphere and imagery. The very end of the show was kind of a kick in the face. But if you know what Lynchian fare is, and are willing to subject yourself to a viewing experience completely unlike any other, then it’s a must see. There’s a lurking existential horror there that is quite unique. But there is humor, too.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:51 pm Captain Obvious

        MGD, thanks so much.

        I’m gonna hafta order the DVDs and binge watch them.

        I guess I must have been so worried about Der Trumpenkrieg [vs The Deep State] last year that the 2017 reboot flew completely under my radar.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:59 pm mendo

        This one’s for Cappy. . . .

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:59 pm Corinth Arkadin

        I didn’t see it. However I **DID** see Mulholland Drive, and the girl-on-girl scene made me grow three sizes that day.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 3:28 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        Cap, I mentioned this on the other thread, but the reboot was too weird for words. There were very few scenes in Twin Peaks proper.

        I was overseas killing time so I watched it anyways.

        Save yourself some money and stream it for free on putlockers.

        Ps: Lynch- fashy haircut. #heknows

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 6:59 am meistergedanken

        Sure thing. Do me a fav and let us know what you thought of them after the binge!

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 12:45 pm Captain Obvious

      Sherilynn Fenn, circa 1990. Music by Angelo Badalamenti.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:05 pm Kentucky Headhunter

        I was more of a Mädchen Amick dfan, myself.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 12:47 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

      Dear Elon Musk,

      Da GBFM (aka Johnny Depp) does not mind sharing, if you don’t mind going second.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 9:24 pm SteveRogers42

        Second. That day.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:24 pm Major7

      Sherilyn Fenn was hot as shit, scorched Wynona.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:47 pm Captain Obvious

        (((Wynona))).

        The multi-millionairesse shoplifter.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:01 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Scorched is right. Ryder was and is a freakin’ ghoul.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 3:58 pm TLM

        usury – getting fucked by the Jews
        sodomy- getting fucked by the Jews in the ass.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 2:06 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

      12. The chronalogical chroniloogical chronological economic relationshpipz between ass and assets is:
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      b) your wife givez her azz butthoele away for free in college, and then chagegegrs you moneyz (assetts) just to look at it
      c) your wife is butthurt after her ass is plundered in college and den she takes her revenge by plundering your assettsst
      d) da bankerz deosul your wife in college by bebenrnakaifying her in her buttholez ass, and den dey program her to transfer your assets to them, fgruataleyfliey transferring your assets out theorugh her bngohole and into their beenrbeeknake bank acocuntz zlzozozozoz
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      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:07 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

        8. The difference between modern ministers and pimps is dat
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        b) pimps are not fronting a divorce regime which transferz money from menz to owmenz and the state at gunpoint
        c) a pimp cannot garnish your wagesz if yo ho beocme preggeersenenlzlzlzlzo
        d) a pimp does not ask for donationz
        e) a pimp doesn’t claim he’s doing god’s work by grating you temporal use of a pussy in esxhange for past, present, and future wages
        f) all of da aboveez zlozlozlzlzozozoz

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:07 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

        10. If a womanz is a 3 and 7 alphas pump and dump her in collegez, she will do the math and conldue she is a
        a) 3-7 = -4
        b) 7-3 = 4
        c) 7+3=10 I AM A TEN ZLZOZOZOZO!!!!!!

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:08 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

        #11. I like dating aemrican womenz and western womenz beacues:
        a) i like paying for what otherz got for fre when it was younger hotter tghtr twnety poundz lighterz lzozooz
        b) i like paying for rental carsz after i return them
        c) i like urinalz dat make me pay and make small talk each time i pee
        d) i like suiting up in a hazmat suit, self-contained breathing apparatus, snorkel, fins, and thre cans of lysol when i go down on pusysysysys zlzozozlzo
        e) i like hearing about how men created all the evil in the world including shoppng malls, cars, ipodz iphonez twitter (clitter/twatter) and even cinabun zlzozozolzozzl

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:09 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

        6. Sigmund Freud stated that the one question that puzzled him most was “What do women want?” The famous polymath poet/psychologist GBFM figured it out circa 2011. According to the great GBFM, women want:
        a) beta fucks and alpha buckz
        b) beta bucks and betasz fucks
        c) alpha fucks and alpha fucks
        d) alpha fucks and beta bucks
        e) alpha fucks, alpha buckz, beta bucks, an all your moneyz too zlozlzlzozoz

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:09 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

        5. The following neoenthcts faought and were injured in the Middle East warz:
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        e) bene shapriorz
        d) none of teh abaovez lzozozozozoozoz

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:09 pm da GBFM zlzoolzlzzlzozlzloozozo

        1. The best way to bernankify a woman is through her:
        a) nose hole
        b) ear hole
        c) mouth hole
        d) butthozlzoozlz
        e) gina hoelez
        f) zlzozozlzolzozozoz

        2. Tukker MAx rhryems with
        a) Goldman sax
        b) ben bernanke
        c) sosdoomy
        d) feminisst writer
        e) sextrrive tapingz of buttehtx

        3. The proper spellinzg of butthext is:
        a) buttheext
        b) butetehtxtxtx
        c) butetehxtxtxt
        d) buetetxlxoooozozoz
        e) butetehrolozozozozozoz

        LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on April 10, 2018 at 2:13 am Vagina dominator

      @ Corinth

      Absolutely. Ryder had great tits but Sherilyn Fenn was the gold standard film noir femme fatale boner-provoking package.

      In the 1940s she would have been a screen idol. Or a nice stay at home mom. Can you imagine?

      And CO is right about David Lynch, ugly chicks need not apply.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 2:20 am Vagina dominator

        Here is what Hollywood is offering men now.

        This beauty is the lead female with lots of camera time in the latest Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren piece of shit. Is it even a woman? Where are the hips?

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 2:30 am Vagina dominator

        And I have received my second crimethink violation from Jewtube.

        Apparently, they didn’t like the clip I uploaded entitled “Big Booty Women: a holistic view.”

        All I did was clip and upload a clip of some misbehaving sheboons, with no commentary at all as I remember, just the ironic title.

        I suppose the original clip is still playing on the original fight clip compilation I cut it from. I don’t know if I ever even posted it here, even though it was intended to mock Looch’s declared love for the fat-arsed sheboon.

        I think they have now flagged me. I am kind of surprised any of my fight videos are still up, given my inclination to frank speech in those.

        I swear, if I had a few lazy millions (or tens of millions), I’d get started on an aggregator site that listed and linked to all of the WN or Alt R sites.

        We could list by titles and search by content Keywords. How hard could it be?

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 4:03 pm Jaded Jurist

        VD, I’m willing to bet it’s not the content of your videos that they use to shoah you, but rather the “holistic” sum of the videos you watch an comment on. It’s not your content, it’s your filter that they hate.

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 4:01 pm Jaded Jurist

      All of these women have very, uh, “severe” facial features. Careful who you label “hot” on a blog that harpoons manjaws.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 5:17 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Relax, Trudeau. I’m in the majority and I barely wrote shit yet.

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  2. on April 9, 2018 at 12:42 pm Flip

    Mick Jagger is 43 years older than the mother of his recent baby.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:01 pm Captain Obvious

      Someone could get a nice little Scr0tial Sciences PhD by combing wikipedia & imdb & whatnot, and computing a lifetime Total Fert!lity Rate for male rock stars versus female rock stars: Dudes like Jagger & McCartney just keep making b@bies & making b@bies & making b@bies.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:01 pm Captain Obvious

        Whereas I noticed the following on a previous thread [concerning The Go-Go’s]:

        Belinda Carlisle: 1 Ch!ld
        Jane Wiedlin: 0 Ch!ldren
        Charlotte Caffey: 1 Ch!ldren
        Gina Schock: 0 Ch!ldren
        Kathy Valentine: 1 Ch!ld

        That’s an extinction-level lifetime Total Fert!lity Rate of 5 / 3 = 0.6.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 7:48 pm Greg Eliot

        Belinda Carlisle went the French Riviera sugar daddy route right around the time her solo career hit its peak, so I’m surprised she had even one child, more’s the pity.

        Wiedlin was queer as a three-dollar bill, so no loss there.

        Caffey had drug problems all her life, so again, I’m surprised she had even one child.

        Gina Shock had open heart surgery before she was thirty, fer cryin’ out loud, having a kid probably would have killed her.

        Never knew too much about Valentine, although she wasn’t invited back to be part of the Go-Gos around reunion time because she was suing the other members for fuck-all knows what.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 2:55 pm rocko

      A few years back I read on a Mexican rock magazine something about Jagger. Apparently about 15 years ago he got some Brazilian supermodel pregnant and wound up paying about $15000 a month in child support and she wanted way more than that.

      https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=115531&page=1

      Now as I was looking for this note online, I learned that now Jagger has 8 babies. That’s is freaking insane. Of course for Mick, it’s easy. All he has to do is call Keith Richards and the gang, arrange a few concerts with tickets worth thousands a pop, sell a few hundred thousand compilations on CD and presto! And while I usual frown upon way older men having kids left and right (admittedly I am a bit envious), if Sir Jagger can keep up this lifestyle and support all his kids, then all the more power to him. Besides, thanks to the evil Western patriarchy that women supposedly hate, these hot women can choose to mate with an aging British rocker rather than be “hooked up” with some old rich Saudi geezer or some radical Mormon who’s not gonna let them see daylight. Food for thought.

      [CH: older high status fathers leave two gifts to their children, which they’ll be thankful for when he’s gone too soon from their lives: 1. a lot of money and social connections 2. the reflected glory of being the child of a winner.]

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 9:36 pm Stake From Jake Jarm

        fuckin’ A. Me da died a while back and he let his wife’s bulldyke lawyer friends help draft the will. Long story short, jack shit for the boys and a bunch of charities got a percentage of money that 8 figure estate would leave. Even fucking Catholics should recognize that you take care of the people who you took care of in life in your will unless you’re insanely rich.

        I feel left with alpha bucks and beta fucks thanks to this shit.

        Sons…get over the concept of your da’s mortality and check out his will. It could be a steaming pile of nonsense that violates every good thing your da believed in.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 2:22 pm Sentient

        Rod Stewart has eight kids with five different women…

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 2:37 am Vagina dominator

      Go through the list and it turns out he wasn’t as keen on brown sugar as he sang it. Not a Jemima in the bunch.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 3:33 am Flip

        His first daughter is black.

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  3. on April 9, 2018 at 12:49 pm The Depp Progression | @the_arv

    […] The Depp Progression […]

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  4. on April 9, 2018 at 12:50 pm Canadian Friend

    I understand this post is not about politics, but ain t it sad that Johnny Depp is an anti-Trump/ anti-American idiot ?

    He even addressed a crowd telling them or alluding to ”someone should murder Trump ”

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  5. on April 9, 2018 at 12:51 pm Captain Obvious

    Rush Limbaugh, very animated, circa 2:45PM: “You’re not battling CNN, you’re battling Time-Warner. You’re battling ABC, you’re battling Mickey Phreaking Mouse. Disney. And the last I heard, they own the world. < sound effect fade to commercial >”

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 2:26 am skorzecin150

      Those pesky (((animated meece))).

      I REALLY hope they can get Walt’s head reanimated (perhaps in a T101) so he can exact his (just) revenge.

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  6. on April 9, 2018 at 12:54 pm vfm#7634

    I’m not famous or rich, but the exact same thing has happened to me.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:07 pm Captain Obvious

      Personally I wonder how much of it is due to our innate awesomeness, versus how much of it is simply The Frankfurt School’s War Against Boys having decimated our younger competition.

      Soi-face is real.

      Plummeting testosterone levels are real.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:11 pm Sentient

      Well Wolfie will be around any minute now to tell YOU it’s not true!

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 2:39 am Vagina dominator

      Ha ha, me too.

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  7. on April 9, 2018 at 12:57 pm Kent

    Might work for big time actors and celebrities but for the average guy no way. Even women in their 50’s want younger guys today.

    [CH: no they don’t. stop swallowing femcunt media agitprop wholesale. first, women universally prefer men older than themselves. second, older women dating younger men are usually SETTLING for LOSERS when they really want successful charming older men. youth itself is not a primary draw for women the way it is for men.]

    Women today are not into older guys.

    [fake mewls]

    Go on Match.com as an example and you will see a ton of women looking for guys 10 years younger or more.

    [by ton, you mean two or three yass queen cat lady poseurs.]

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:08 pm Captain Obvious

      Dude.

      Turn your back on Clownworld.

      DAY GAME FTW.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:12 pm Sentient

      Is your name Wolfie? lol

      Real life is not online… Women can whatever they want online… they say they are powerful sorceresses and mages for fuck’s sake…

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:22 pm war-damned

      you’re paying attention to what they say, rather than what they do

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 1:27 pm Major7

        and what they get

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 1:48 pm Flip

      Women in their 50s are lucky to get anyone, and usually end up with guys 10 to 15 years older.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:41 pm rocko

        I don’t see why anyone would want to go after older women, unless it’s your hot teacher. Personally, I’m in my thirties and I don’t care much for women my age, unless they’re really hot. Which in the shithole that is West Texas, that’s a big rarity, unless you want to go after married women.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 3:11 pm guest

      For the normie guy I agree. But the normie guy doesn’t age well with a burger lifestyle, doesn’t develop status and wealth, and has less access to youngerhottertighter.

      Roosh has talked about this over time and approaching my late 30s I concur. I’m much less tolerant of the night game bullshit I could deal with ten years ago. Online game is absolutely brutal for all but the top guys and as you get older you get filtered out. The younger girls I’m attracting are noticeably shifting toward daddy issues and the older girls are just sad as CH has covered in previous posts.

      So day game, social circle, having your career and health in order, and above all status are key.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 3:35 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        My uncle is in his fifties, looks like Mick Jagger (long hair, skinny, jeans) and has no status or wealth.

        He consistently bangs much younger, decent looking women, albeit many of whom are screwed up in the head, but many duffers his age are living in sexless marriages with walrus wives or are similarly banging screwed up womyn, albeit ones who have HR careerz, rather than weekly visits to scrotial services.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 2:45 am Vagina dominator

        You’re right and – and this may be heresy here – there is no need to chase sex. Just make sure that you are happy and healthy with doing your own thing. Have stuff you like doing.

        And when women come into your life, or one takes your fancy, remember the commandments of poon. With this approach, how can we possibly lose?

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 2:46 am Vagina dominator

        @ Les Saunders

        How tall is he?

        Signed, Wolfie

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 6:23 am plumpjack

        “this may be heresy here – there is no need to chase sex. Just make sure that you are happy and healthy with doing your own thing. Have stuff you like doing.”

        this is all the “peacocking” a guy really needs. being the independent, enterprising, strong virile guy out in the world doing strong virile guys will cause plenty of poon to fall into your man trap.

        then just stick to basic game. push-pull, etc. mainly, don’t cockblock yourself.

        chasing creatures who need you more than you need them is like water trying to flow up a waterfall. she’s the one with the void that needs filling, the one who can’t go out alone at night. the one who can’t change a tire. the one who needs an entire legal infrastructure to “protect” her. she can’t exist in the world without a man for even one day. never forget that.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 1:34 pm mendo

        VagDom and PJ, good stuff gentlemen.

        Also, PJ, great analogy with the waterfall example.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 3:33 pm vfm#7634

      I’ll say this is only partly accurate.

      Your average Joe Beta unaware of Game is likely to m4rry a woman about his age, and oftentimes a year or two older than himself simply due to the lopsided advantage women have in the sexual marketplace these days… but that’s because he’s your average Joe Beta. Duh.

      And men who m4rry women substantially older than themselves are gamma. Which would be the second-most common type of male, unfortunately.

      But alphas, sigmas, and Game-aware betas often, if not usually, m4rry younger women — unless perhaps the man himself was young when he m4rried.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 4:38 pm nihilistjokes

      Forgive my cynicism, but everything about women is a lie. From the clothing to make up (that makes hem look a lot younger they actually are). To the social connections. Everything is lie. Don’t believe what they say, watch what they do.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 6:57 pm Williamk

      Older women generally don’t have the ability to get younger guys.

      The cougar can snare a younger guy for a relationship if he’s a completely sex starved beta. Or she can get a short termer: a young nascent alpha will throw her a load if she sends clear sexual signals, and he’s on a dry spell.

      But if she wants a relationship from a guy with some alpha qualities, she has to go for an older guy.

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  8. on April 9, 2018 at 1:59 pm Hackett To Bits

    ‘For he on honey-pube hath fed
    and lapped the lube of pussy pried’

    Samuel Taylor Poonridge?

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 2:06 pm meistergedanken

      Dude, that’s just plain WRONG.

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  9. on April 9, 2018 at 2:18 pm Hackett To Bits

    Poopy talk from beta white knights specifically about Johnny Depp, the Atlantic’s Hugo Schwyzer:

    “So if older men aren’t pursuing much younger women because of evolutionary hardwiring, why do they? It’s hard not to conclude that much of the appeal is about the hope of finding someone less demanding. A man in his 40s who wants to date women in their 20s is making the same calculation as the man who pursues a ‘mail-order bride’ from a country with less egalitarian values. It’s about the mistaken assumption that younger women will be more malleable.”

    Not only do they deny the primacy of biological urges, they (jealously) rationalize the explanation.

    [CH: hugo has a storied history at this blog as a punching bag. he gets it completely backwards of course. younger women are MUCH more demanding than older women because they have higher SMV and can afford to make more demands of men. it’s the old broads who are grateful. reminds me of this joke: why are women like dog shit? the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.]

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 3:03 pm Alex the Goon

      It’s about the educated assumption that younger women will be more tighter.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 5:01 pm WynnLloyd

      That guy’s still around? Last I heard of him he had a nervous breakdown and admitted to being a sociopathic liar.

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  10. on April 9, 2018 at 2:35 pm manwhoisthursday

    All the graph says is that, as Depp got older, the GFs stayed more or less the same age.

    The blip on the graph for Paradis is likely because she is clearly the hottest of the bunch, though there are some other real hotties on there too.
    https://goo.gl/images/i4qNdx

    [CH: that’s why i said “relative” (all his gfs are/were well within their prime nubility years). it’s like that movie quote: “the thing i love about high school girls…i get older and they stay the same age.”]

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 2:36 pm manwhoisthursday

      “All the graph says is that, as Depp got older, the GFs stayed more or less the same age”

      Not a trivial accomplishment, btw.

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 2:45 pm Corinth Arkadin

        No, not a trivial accomplishment. He has some qualities, in that bizarre Hollywood world, that goes across boundaries; these appeal to women as we understand them here at CH. His work ethic and his personal word of honor are, by most accounts, exemplary. Too bad he is a Leftist and a whack job, but as an artist I do have some regard for him.

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  11. on April 9, 2018 at 2:36 pm Flat Lander

    Vanessa the waif always looked much younger than her age and usually healthier than Kate Moss. No wonder he chose to put two white bunz in her oven.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 2:57 pm hans

      10years ago..

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      • on April 9, 2018 at 3:01 pm hans

        This was the french pussy wonder a couple of years after Vanessa..

        Though do yourself a favor guys and DON´T look up what became of HER, some things are better left in nostalgia dreamland.

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  12. on April 9, 2018 at 2:51 pm Corinth Arkadin

    [CH: right wingers in hollywood will say they’re libertarians to avoid a purge and depersoning. it’s the safe way to say you’re not a carbon copy shitlib.]

    With this in mind, i would believe that David Lynch is indeed one of us by default. As is Kurt Russell on some level.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 4:44 pm skorzecin150

      Kurt Russell is very pro 2A, so we’ll take that.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 5:51 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Kurt Russell was cucked early on (that Goldie Hawn bitch), but he’s still Kurt Russell.

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  13. on April 9, 2018 at 4:30 pm The Depp Progression | Reaction Times

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  14. on April 9, 2018 at 5:01 pm nihilistjokes

    Since this comment section is a High School lunch room food fight. I’d like to give a tip of the Cap to the one and only Mr. Clint Eastwood. With a string of hot women and excellent, truely masculine story telling. He has time and again proven that he’s an Apex Alpha male. He even has a teenage daughter! Respect to you Mr Eastwood. respect.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 5:05 pm WynnLloyd

      Anyone who denies Eastwood is alpha is deluded.
      He may as well be the symbol of that.
      The scene in High Plains Drifter (favorite movie of all time) where he r#%^s a woman at the very beginning, would not be filmed today. Of course he doesn’t just do that out of malice or sociopathic illness; there’s a strong reason for it, but I won’t ruin the ending for anyone wanting to see it.

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 3:07 am Vagina dominator

      1. Sondra Locke.

      2. Sabbath goy and vector of propaganda for the hebes. I will not dredge up the arguments. Once you look at the movies in that light, you can never unsee it.

      3. Still I have always enjoyed his movies. In particular I appreciate that in the 1960s he carried the standard for strong, unschmaltzy storytelling.

      Once the Jews got full rein to write as they liked in Hollywood (post McCarthy) and they turned every Western into a propaganda piece and paean to the Mexican peon and the anti-hero – with a break for a musical number with interpretive dance or for endless talk-talk-talk that only a Jew would think is “clever” – Westerns went down the shiter.

      Clint was the exception to that. Taut, unsentimental story telling, good pacing, good cinematography that really uses the off-the-lot landscapes and story-advancing action. Good stuff.

      I am having this reaction because yesterday I watch the original “Magnificent Seven”.

      Awesome theme music but otherwise what a classic piece of stagey, clunky, on-the-nose, jewish garbage movie-making. I have “The return of…” but I don’t know if I dare.

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  15. on April 9, 2018 at 5:55 pm Javier

    “Leo couldn’t get a woman his own age.” Then right after “If he was average he’d be dating women his own age.”

    Depp is dealing with the hambeast backlash. They are trying to shame DiCaprio as a pedo/creep because he is with a 20yr old girl. He is also a loser for dating prime models but older men who are limited to single mothers who hit the wall are winners! Seems to me women like to date older men,hit the wall then complain about how creepy it is.

    The coping mechanisms are real strong. How is wanting models in their twenties any more superficial than female celebrities who only date men who have to meet their requirements of looks, height, salary, and status but the moment you get picky about age with these older bitter women they lose their mind. If Leo was truly the loser these women think he is he wouldn’t be able to have options unlike “average” men who these women compare to Leo DiCaprio. I bet most men his age would love to switch places with this “loser”. These internet nobodies sure love to throw around the word loser even to one of the most recognizable actors in this era. Speaking of words that get thrown around too easily how is being friends with a grown ass 20 year old woman creepy? Are these women that bitter they aren’t young anymore? But Jennifer Lopez or Halle Berry dating younger men is “girl knows what she wants”!

    I still think he is a douche for how he preaches to the poor masses that they must cut down on fossil fuels, and then he hops into his private jet to collect an award in Monaco for saving the Earth.

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    • on April 9, 2018 at 9:08 pm Williamk

      Leo is a liberal douche because he cares more about fame than politics, and speaking liberal is a cover charge for Hollywood fame.

      For years Leo never said a word about politics. Finally started reading off the climate change script and pretty much immediately won his first Oscar.

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 3:09 am Vagina dominator

      “the hambeast backlash.” ha ha.

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  16. on April 10, 2018 at 4:27 pm Jaded Jurist

    Some anecdotal yet scientific proof of The Wall. On the left: 13. On the right: 43.

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 6:12 pm Jaded Jurist

      She’s still slender, and does nude modeling for art students. But, no.

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    • on April 10, 2018 at 6:16 pm Cracker

      if she could manage a smile, she wouldn’t look all that bad for 43. but of course she’s got the usual bitch face going. that adds 10 years right there.

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      • on April 10, 2018 at 7:11 pm Jaded Jurist

        I have another picture of her all dolled up for a photo shoot and she doesn’t look half bad … for her age. And there’s the kicker. The best any post-wall woman can muster is “pretty good for her age”. Pretty enough to attract a man in his 60s. It’s really sad, and I say this sincerely, not mockingly.

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  17. on April 10, 2018 at 4:30 pm Jaded Jurist

    Photo link got eaten again. Frankly, not even the Captain seems to be getting photo posts through with much regularity anymore. Imgur seems to be blacklisted. Any other photo sharing sites that still work?

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