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What Makes A MAGA Man?

April 23, 2018 by CH

Are you a MAGA Man? An emailer who goes by the nom de plume “A MAGA Man” passed along a story from his life. Reprinted in full and worth reading in full.

******

My site is sucks but it’s the least I could do to prove the legitimacy of the below.

Inspired by the writings here at the last bastion, as well as LIFE ITSELF and MUH DICK…I’ve done some shit. Some good, some bad, some epic, but that’s for another time.

Point is, the MAGA challenge inspired me to write in the following anecdote. I’m a dude that pissed the urban shithole behind, as a next level step towards the ever-deepening and symbolic, as well as actual, unplugging:

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Ten years ago, my father got sick. Major heart issue (he is not fat by any standard) that took all his life to manifest. When that happened, I forgot game. It was three intense months and he’s still with us. Thank the lord and bless all you with love that have lost their fathers.

But it was close. And it hurt. We cherish that pain and life every day, and text and talk often, and all is well. And I transformed afterwards (hi2u ex gf that I said ‘you aren’t being helpful’ after her tantrum and hung up during the whole ordeal).

This story isn’t even about him.

It’s about the homeless guy that I saw when I went back to the city a month ago.

Amidst an affluent, coastal town. Outside and In&Out, actually. Suburbanites everywhere.

There was one homeless. Looked coked out. He left quickly.

Another man came by. He had a sign. Heart problems, please help, lost job, anything helps.

Went over, and asked him name. We started talking and he had the exact same issue as my father. I gave him all the money I had on me, and we talked for a good twenty minutes.

Everyone at the Shit&Out (god bless them though) was looking, in awe/wonder/jealous/tingles/whatevers.

“WHAT WOULD THE HEARTISTE DO,” I asked myself just now as I write this. I didn’t even think when I did. I just went over to the patio of the fast food and looked every single one of those normie fucking faggotBitchSluts in the eye and commanded an excuse me.

Maybe 30 people on the patio? Doesn’t matter, everyone was looking. I introduced Dave (from a distance) and told his story.
I told them I know each and every one of them is affluent, and driving nice cars, and I saw them driving them. And that it doesn’t matter what you think, or whatever, that you need to support your fellow countryman.

I said we don’t need more people, we need to take care of each other. That man is Dave and he had the same heart issue as my father but fortunately my father worked hard and planned and was able to help himself.

Help him out, he’s a good man, thank you for your time. Stood for a moment and a few MAGA dudes (I think) clapped me out.

The women/moms were tingling just cause big young guy coming up.
The younger tweens were in typical man-founded give me D look.
The maga dudes were just leaning back respectfully (as clap showed later)
The young boys were in awe.

Best part….

The manlet husb-ginas had a grimace of pain and a similar look at the teens, with a mirror of contrast reflecting what they will never do.

MAGA my brother. Had to channel my tears but when men contain and channel those emotional uprising into BEAUTY and GOODNESS, then, as you said, the world can change.

Thank you dear leader for your WORDS, and ACCEPTANCE into this community.

I am putting forth efforts to help the movement, online, but moreso in person. Always MAGA, always do what’s RIGHT, and always stand up for beauty and truth.

******

CH here. The MAGA Man. He’s in you.

Maybe the above anecdote is shitthatdidnthappen.txt, maybe not. The moral lesson is real enough, though, so I dedicated a post to it.

Embrace your Inner MAGAman, and for one moment in your life defy the comforts and inertia of materialist late stage capitalism and perform a miracle rebelling against the globohomo hellscape swarming around you.

A MAGA Man is:

  • tired of the complacency
  • suffers no fools
  • recoils from polite newspeak
  • delivers harsh truths
  • never apologizes for his manhood
  • never excuses women their vices and bad choices
  • is merciful to honorable foes
  • is merciless to backstabbing cucks
  • understands that fellow-feeling begins at home, not halfway across the world

A MAGA Man:

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  1. on April 23, 2018 at 12:40 pm What Makes A MAGA Man? | @the_arv

    […] What Makes A MAGA Man? […]

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 2:08 pm LP

      So, you’re saying the MAGA dude was the homeless guy who conned the cuckservative out of all the money he had on him? God forbid he ever runs into the three card monty scammers that frequent lower Manhattan.

      Give to your church or a charity you can really get behind. Do it quietly and keep your pride in tact.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 3:03 pm markpower49

        I despise do-gooder cucks like MAGA Man. If I wouldn’t get arrested, I’d would have beat him up for interrupting my meal. He is utter filth.

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      • on April 25, 2018 at 6:25 am Paul Murray

        You know, all the “Make the West great again by restoring Christianity” MAGAs on heartiste seem to believe in a very odd version of Christianity. A not terribly christlike one.

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  2. on April 23, 2018 at 12:52 pm Anonymous

    Is this the first reported discovery of the Bleeding Heart Conservative? Lol. Did you buy Dave a burger, you fucking faggot?

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 1:14 pm vfm#7634

      At least he’s not a bleeding-heart liberal who spends all xir energies attempting to help dindus while making fun of American men who’ve fallen on hard times.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 1:54 pm trav777

      Fuck you. At least he stood up for what he believed in.

      None of you chickenshits would have had the balls to do it.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:10 pm guest

        Yeah, it takes balls to harass white people minding their own business just like niggers and junkies do in every downtown and subway system in the country. I’m sure you would have chipped in but you spent all your money at $400 restaurants.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:29 pm FastEddie

        lol
        guest is on fire today.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 10:14 pm Carlos Danger

        Liberals aren’t our people. They are our enemies and you are saying he should silently virtue signal by taking his place amongst the cool people. I much prefer to bust the balls of these people as most are shit birds anyway and not your friends. I think this was a great little piece of street theater and it targeted the exact people who put that homeless guy where he is by the policies they support. That is what has flown right over your broccoli heads. Why do we have so many homeless now? Because the economic policies we support creates them now in large numbers. When I was a kid, you never saw these guys. Now they are everywhere.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 6:07 am myfuckingnamewastaken

        @ Carlos Danger They are everywhere because it is lucrative. Here in Atlanta, every single last one of the hobos are professional panhandlers and live in bungalows.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 9:28 am Carlos Danger

        I know. They congregate out by the Hyatt on Peach Tree Plaza. Panhandlers ruin the nation but the nation creates them too with its bad business policies. I think this case was different and I generally don’t help out panhandlers myself. I saw this as an opportunity to lecture leftoids about their virtue and highlighting their hypocrisy. Most panhandlers don’t have a very effective life sob story they could go about for several minutes. That is why I think he might have been sincere.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 9:33 am Carlos Danger

        If they had jobs available to them you could readily arrest them and not feel guilty or listen to leftoids try to make you feel guilty. We don’t do that either. Many are also collecting welfare. More bad policy. They need to be given room and board at work camps. Most around the Hyatt are ex cons. And all in ATL are coons, which is a red flag right there. This guy was white.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 5:22 pm markpower49

      I knew MAGA Man was a wimp when he said he broke down over his father getting sick. Can you imagine what men of older generations think of such girl-like behavior?

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 5:52 pm Danindc

        I’m assuming the man he helped was a down on his luck white guy. He did a good thing. You faggots should show some respect.

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  3. on April 23, 2018 at 12:59 pm Carlos Danger

    Hats off. By your definition, I too am a MAGA man. It’s the only way to be. Anything else is cowardly submission to a silent and corrosive tyranny. Live free or die.

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  4. on April 23, 2018 at 1:03 pm FastEddie

    Disagree- and this post hits a nerve of my biggest (non-broad related) pet peeve: virtue sniveling.

    I have no issue with his giving to the poor. I think that can be a great thing to do. But you don’t have any right to interrupt my day, my meal, my anything to demand I subscribe to your idea of morality. Rather, you do have the right to ask, and I have an equal right to tell you to f-off.

    I also drive a nice car and live in a nice place. I worked for it. I never asked for any charity, and I never got any. Maybe I don’t feel like giving something that day. F-You. Anything less is the basis of socialism and everything MAGA stands against.

    Reminds me of a guy I used to work with in my early 20s (who was a complete loser with women.) Mid 40s, no kids of his own. He would circulate an email telling us we should give to this children’s charity. Then he’d go on for half a page talking about what a wonderful guy he is because he has a “soft spot” for kids.

    You want to give to a bum, charity, dog shelter, save the whales? Great. I support that. STFU and do it. And STFU about it.

    Matthew 6:2-4

    So when you give to the needy, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be praised by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward. When you give to the needy, let not your left hand know what the right is doing so that your giving may be in secret. Your Father, who sees all, shall reward you.

    Glad you’re all my (capitalist who would never get taken in by this crap) brothers.

    FE

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 1:15 pm Carlos Danger

      He was in a liberal enclave among champion virtue snivelers who despise their own and rubbed their noses in their hypocrisy and broached immigration there too, a doubly ballsy move. You are misinterpreting how ballsy his move was in the situation.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 1:57 pm FastEddie

        Don’t care. I don’t give virtue snivelers a pass when they demonstrate the same behavior but say, “MAGA” at the end.

        He made sure to catalogue the whole incident, sparing no shortage of poetic license complete with applause from “MAGA Men” and women throwing their panties at him. This behavior is no different than than that birth defect, Hogg, crowing about how he’s such a hot property now and all the chicks love him.

        This stuff is repulsive.

        We lead through humble, decisive action- not self-aggrandizing words.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:04 pm Carlos Danger

        What a dick

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:07 pm Carlos Danger

        Mendo gets it here.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 3:15 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        Have to agree with my man Carlos, here. If this were 1950s (or better yet 1850s) America and everyone was united and, more or less, on the same page politically, and decent, upstanding Christian folk, then no, generally this behaviour would be inappropriate (though I don’t see how exhorting your fellow Christians to help a neighbour who’s down on his luck would be too gauche), but it’s not.

        It’s 2018 Amerikkka, and it’s a cold sivil woar. These liberal socialist fagets need to take it on the chin. They are disturbing us, to put it mildly, with their third world immigration, gay “marriage”, feminist cancer, and a whole slew of other poison. I hope it ruined their meal and then some.

        In this sivil woar, This was a skirmish. A platoon of socialist redcoats got ambushed in their camp by a lone patriot.

        May many more battles ensue.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 1:38 pm Greg Eliot

      I also drive a nice car and live in a nice place. I worked for it. I never asked for any charity, and I never got any.

      Now I know why they call you Fast Eddie.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 1:58 pm FastEddie

        hahahahah
        Every damn time, GE.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 1:59 pm Greg Eliot

        I’ll stop doin’ it when you stop laughin’. 😉

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm mendo

      Agree with Carlos on this one, FE.

      Given that locale and the fact that that homeless man had the same issues are the OP’s father, what the OP did was to get everyone to wake up.

      In a way, he was professing, witnessing before everyone about helping out, lending a hand, sparing 5 minutes to talk to someone who’s way less fortunate than you.

      This wasn’t to gloat or make himself stand out.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:14 pm FastEddie

        Nah, can’t abide that Mendo. He penned his little hero story to a freaking blog, for God’s sake. I’ve met people who legitimately needed to share their experiences, and it’s not this guy.

        I was hungover at an airport coming back from a trip to Miami in 2010 when 2 doctors without borders started a conversation with me about their work in Haiti after the earthquake. They were visibly shaken by what they saw and clearly just needed to share it with someone. They weren’t looking for praise. They wanted to unburden themselves. Those were good people doing a good thing (even if it was for the benefit of blackies.) This guy isn’t, even though he helps out a White guy.

        Admiring men and panty soaked women, he walks off in applause… gimme a break. This guy needs a smack in the face, not a slap on the back.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:18 pm Greg Eliot

        I was hungover at an airport coming back from a trip to Miami in 2010…

        That was YOU?

        Now I know why they call you Fast Eddie.

        (okay, I’ll stop now… leastwise, on this thread) 😉

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 6:21 pm stuffandthings

        OP here.
        Thanks for the post. Wow. Forgot about this until it popped into my feed.
        Ty Mendo and Danger. They summed it up.

        Everyone was already staring at me.
        I command attention cause I’m big, strong, and handsome.
        But I never owned that gift before.

        Take it as bragging as you want but I literally promise that TRUMP > ME > YOUR DICK SIZE

        Don’t fight the natural order, embrace it and make it better for everyone.

        WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 8:54 pm FastEddie

        Internet tough guys are about as credible as “big, strong, handsome” anonymous internet models, OP. And are to be taken just as seriously.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 7:49 am guest

        OP: Use your gift for something other than yelling at random normies.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 1:59 pm trav777

      What a sanctimonious, self-important fag.

      Jesus gave to beggars. He didn’t tell them to get a job or to fuck off.

      Fuck your car, your nice place, and fuck you too

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:06 pm guest

        This is exactly what a shitlib would write. And you’re the same guy bragging about your $400 DC restaurants.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:19 pm FastEddie

        Trav- I didn’t say giving was a bad thing (reading comprehension.)

        Go eat some pasta and cool out.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 3:07 pm dickycone

      Here here. Why’s Dave more important than those who benefit from the charities to which I already anonymously donate?

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  5. on April 23, 2018 at 1:08 pm Capt. Stransky (@EricGar38500745)

    Is the guy in the purple tie Hungary’s Viktor Orban? he looks rather amused.

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  6. on April 23, 2018 at 1:17 pm guest

    Real MAGA would have been if one of the white dads who already hands over a third of his income to support this country’s army of parasites had beaten the shit out of Mr. virtue signaling pathological altruism faggot.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 2:08 pm Carlos Danger

      Hope you never get in that situation. I will make sure I kick over your money bowl.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:13 pm guest

        And that will be the end of your teeth, you fucking faggot.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:15 pm Greg Eliot

        Damn, man… it’s gettin’ tougher than usual to be a Christian ’round chere.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:25 pm guest

        You can tell which of the commenters in this thread have had to deal with homeless, beggars, con artists, and the downright crazy day after day for years. My charity is long run out.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 4:28 pm MattyIce

        @guest, your charity is stolen from you day after day from the communists in the california government. I know because I live here too.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 10:08 pm Carlos Danger

        No it won’t. It will be the end of YOUR teeth. You fucking faggot!

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 8:09 pm Rick

      Just to be clear, by army of parasites you mean the Pentagon and the elderly because that is where our taxes go

      [CH: the elderly pay into the system for their SS and medicare. sure it’s a ponzi scheme, but that’s not their fault. one of the core functions of a government is to provide defense of the territory held by its citizens. now you could plausibly argue the pentagon has moved far beyond that core function, but to say by its nature it’s parasitic is just the usual leftoid faggot lying sophistry i’ve come to expect from our yenta without. ps you never answered my question.]

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 9:10 pm guest

        Yes, there are many pigs at the trough, you shitlib snake.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 9:50 pm Anonymous

        90% of niggers with a job are employed by local, state, or federal government.

        They do nothing useful or needed.

        This is essentially workfare.

        Being a government make-work employee not committing overt crimes is a best case scenario for the 42 million Africans who infest our country.

        Government is needed, no doubt. But imagine if all the jobs filled by nasty Africans were filled by the discriminated-against whites, many of whom are homeless because they were given nothing but affirmative discrimination in their own country.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 8:09 am Greg Eliot

        All those “elderly parasites” are parents and grandparents and great-grandparents who worked all their lives and paid into the system.

        Hell, I haven’t even collected yet and if the gummint had let me keep all those SS taxes, as well as the mo’ money my employers could have paid their workers, I could have set up my own health-care system.

        As it stands, I’ll have to live until 92 to break even, and that doesn’t include interest.

        We’ve been over this several times already at the chateau… you half-witted shills, shitlibs, and otherwise well-intentioned yeggs are going to have to start paying attention… leastwise, if you want your (ahem) studied opinions to account for anything more than parroting of long-discredited shit-speak.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  7. on April 23, 2018 at 1:20 pm zodak

    and then the whole bus clapped

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    • on April 24, 2018 at 1:39 am skorzecin150

      The short bus?

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  8. on April 23, 2018 at 1:32 pm ar10308

    The fact that no one is reported to have clapped lends an air of truth to this story.

    Social awkwardness of inaction is much more likely the outcome of any outside the norm social interaction these days.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm jeangray07

      From the story:

      “Stood for a moment and a few MAGA dudes (I think) clapped me out.”

      So, there was some clapping.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 2:31 pm Paper Man

      “Stood for a moment and a few MAGA dudes (I think) clapped me out.”

      I feel like a better thing would have been to call them all hypocrites for ignoring the homeless man while enjoying their overpriced food, and mentioning the immigration stuff too. Just insult and attack.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 2:33 pm ar10308

        Yeah, I skimmed it rather than read carefully.
        Derp.

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  9. on April 23, 2018 at 1:41 pm BAZ

    The capitalization of words to emphasize his points reeks of the desperate marketing 101 bullshit PUAs used to do back in the day to sell their shitty advice.

    8/10 story but I doubt it is real.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 2:05 pm Carlos Danger

      Another hebe

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  10. on April 23, 2018 at 2:02 pm DeplorableNationalConservative

    I see the MHGA man in the gif. Where is the MAGA man?

    Surely your not talking about the guy who saved DACA, bombed Syria, and pardoned Rubashkin (rabbi busted for employing illegals at his kosher meat plant).

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  11. on April 23, 2018 at 2:03 pm Greg Eliot

    That homeless man might have been an angel.

    If’n he was, congratulations author… you passed. 😉

    Matthew 25:34 – 40

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 5:00 pm Silent Bob

      Those of you quoting scripture to pat this “MAGA” guy on the back are forgetting that, in the time of Jesus Christ, there was no welfare state, no soup kitchens, no halfway houses, not even a Church to run any of these things, and so any person who was truly poor, especially if it was because he was crippled or some such thing, would quite literally starve to death without help. Under conditions like that, of course it was the most moral course of action to at least pass them a few alms.

      Today’s homeless, at least in the USA, are not anything like that. I can speak from personal experience. At least half of them CHOOSE this life. A good percentage are in that life because they won’t give up their drug habit, or have fried their brains after years of it. And the worst of it is, that as long as there are people who give them money in their misguided desire to do good, these people will never have any motivation to change their circumstances.

      In other words, when you give the majority of the beggars money, you are contributing to and enabling their descent into worthlessness, and that is certainly not the Biblical intent.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 7:28 pm Greg Eliot

        Often one can tell a truly indigent case as opposed to a grifter.

        And the receiver of a kind act has a karmic obligation as well.

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  12. on April 23, 2018 at 2:41 pm Igor

    Wow, I never thought I would see CH repeatedly being sent back to the dugout on three straight strikes. One post praising a coal burning actress and another praising a guy who harassed some people trying to enjoy their meals after he was conned by a beggar.

    [CH: zooey isn’t a coal burner. the point of this post is that it’s high time to look out for our kith and kin, rather than leave them to the predations of Globohomo eltists.]

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 4:32 pm Igor

      I include those who breed with the Tribe among the coalburners but perhaps that is my own eccentricity.

      I can agree with the sentiment but the “kith and kin” element wasn’t emphasized in his choice of target for charity, the audience for his lecture or the content of his moral harangue. Like many here, I just pictured a drug addict trying to scam money and a lunatic ranting at some slobs innocently trying to stuff themselves at a fast food place.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 6:15 pm Danindc

      Various commentary may break down to guys on blog to slay mass pussy w no thought on family/marriage ie Godless hedonists and those on here to slay mass pussy while trying to find good wife ie. God-fearing hedonists.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 7:38 pm TLM

      As a veteran, I despise these street corner ‘veteran’ losers with their signs & sob story begging for change. I bet most are not veterans, but even if they are, they need to have some damn respect for themselves.

      So MAGA is being emotionally manipulated by street bums, got it!

      And this ‘story’ reads like that old ROK article were the writer single-handily kicked those evil white Nazi’s out of his party with his mad karate skillz. On second thought, that ROK story is more believable than this one.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 8:10 pm PA

        I was once out drinking with friends in a Florida city and a young White dude panhandled us as we walked by, saying he’s a veteran. I was in a very good mood and was curious why such a young and clean-cut kid is homeless. I was also interested in his service, myself being a vet.

        So, with full intention of giving him a few dollars and as my buds waited for me, I told him that I also served in the Army and started asking him about his service — questions equivalent to “what’s your major” in college, with a few common jargon words like “MOS” thrown in. Just trying to connect with him in that level in a friendly tone.

        But I guess he thought I was questioning the authenticity of his service (I wasn’t), and he unexpectedly spazzed out: “OK You win! I am not a veteran! fuck it! damn it! I was just pretending because I need the money!”

        I still gave him a couple of dollars. Hope he’s doing OK.

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    • on April 24, 2018 at 1:48 am skorzecin150

      Just ask to see their 214. Obviously they won’t have it on them, but if they know what it is they’re probably legit.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 5:13 am TLM

        My go to probe is to ask them if they remember the 5 points of contact for a PLF (This only applies to those dudes claiming some sort of elite unit status). If they say ‘What’s a PLF’, or they can’t immediately spit the answer out, I know they are utterly full of shit. The downside is that even those 5 jump chumps that got their wings at Benning without ever serving in an active airborne unit can get this one right. But is effective to weed out most of the posers.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 5:49 am skorzecin150

        Funnily enough, the only parachute training we got was a couple of para-sails……and I got to jump off a ledge once or twice. it was six feet high though. Hardcore……

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 6:25 am Greg Eliot

        I actually have a copy of my DD214 in my wallet… a lot of places give veteran perks, and I like to be ready for authentication. 😉

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 10:27 am Captain Obvious

        “Parachute Landing Fall” – ??? https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/plf

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 12:45 pm TLM

        Yes Cpt.

        Airborne ‘school’ is 3 weeks, it only actually needs to be about 5 days, but they spend the first two weeks teaching PLF’s 8+ hours a day. They tattoo it on your brain so that even if you’ve been out for 20 years or more you should still be able to rattle off the 5 points of contact within micro-seconds.

        Any hesitation, or reluctance to say them, using the cadre terminology, in order, tells you that you have a 1st class poser wannabe in front of you.

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  13. on April 23, 2018 at 2:57 pm jdgalt

    What a pile of horse hockey.

    Nearly all panhandlers aren’t really homeless. Come by there an hour or two later and you would have seen his family pick him up.

    Meanwhile it’s gullible people like yourself who make panhandling pay, causing our streets to be infested with stinking bums. You should be named and shamed for doing that.

    My ass you’re a MAGA Man.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 3:21 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

      “Galt”

      This isn’t an Alisa Rosenbaum Jewish libertardian blog.

      Cue meme.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 6:14 pm Alex the Goon

      Nearly all panhandlers aren’t really homeless.
      No shit. Tents and cars are homes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Z3Rd0rD_I
      Enough, with these #fakehomeless.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 6:14 pm Alex the Goon

        /sarc

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    • on April 24, 2018 at 1:35 am Macro Investor

      Seriously, my former neighbor was a nigger who panhandled for extra cash. He had a home, welfare, section 8, and help from his family.

      I remember a newspaper article that interviewed a few, and on average they made $15k tax free. That was back in 1990. It’s a lot more now.

      So, yes. Most likely the Maga *men* are being scammed.

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  14. on April 23, 2018 at 3:13 pm Greg Eliot

    I despise do-gooder cucks like MAGA Man. If I wouldn’t get arrested, I’d would have beat him up for interrupting my meal. He is utter filth.

    Even if one feels this MAGA man’s altruism was misguided, is such vituperation THAT called for?

    Lighten up, Francis.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 4:55 pm dickycone

      I’d have been more like…OK he MIGHT really be homeless and unable to work, and handing him free cash MIGHT really help him out, but it doesn’t seem very likely.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 7:31 pm Greg Eliot

        Everyone who replies to Eliot gets a like. 😉

        If a charitable act is misused, that’s on the karma of the receiver.

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  15. on April 23, 2018 at 4:23 pm What Makes A MAGA Man? | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  16. on April 23, 2018 at 4:31 pm Anonymous

    A MAGA man would have been the person who called him out on his virtue-signalling bulltshit: “Everyone pay attention to this attention whore who thinks that he has higher moral virtues than you!!! Oh self righteous One, please tell us all how to be better people!”

    Attention whoring is the reason why leftard ideals won’t die. What’s the difference between this bloke and wankers protesting about inequality? The feels that he got from this moment are like a drug and he’ll want more and more of it until he becomes an SJW himself

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  17. on April 23, 2018 at 8:01 pm Rick

    Post makes me wonder how many Daves there are in America whose lives and health would be in better shape due to single payer universal health care.

    [CH: serious Q for you: do you refuse to acknowledge, or are you just pig ignorant about, the major downsides to universal healthcare? because those downsides exist, and they can’t be waved away with sophistic nonsense as you are wont to do.]

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 8:07 pm Anonymous

      In practice, this is just massive wealth-transfer from whites to minorities.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 8:17 pm Rick

      Of course downsides exist but my post was mere musing. Imagine how great a health care system we would have if we weren’t spending $600 billion on defense. But despite the downsides, I think a system where if you are rich, you live; if you are poor, you die is worse

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 6:17 am Publius

        Multiply 42 million times $25,000

        That’s how much white taxes are spent on African-Americans each year.

        Yep. That’s right. Each dindu is subsidized at least $25,000 a year and that’s a very conservative number.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 6:17 am Publius

        $1,050,000,000,000 per year drag on the economy.

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    • on April 23, 2018 at 8:17 pm Rick

      Of course downsides exist but my post was mere musing. Imagine how great a health care system we would have if we weren’t spending $600 billion on defense. But despite the downsides, I think a system where if you are rich, you live; if you are poor, you die is worse

      [CH: you acknowledge significant downsides, so I have you on record surrendering the moral high ground. heh. now it’s only a question of whose values are elevated to policy.]

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 9:40 pm Alex the Goon

        Funny how the godless Darwinfish-eating-IXOYEfish bumper sticker Left fight Natural Selection tooth and nail, by demanding the rich feed/fix the poor.
        I’d be willing to at least try socialized medicine for a while, if we had segregation and I knew it would only benefit my people. But as long as we have to give spics and nigs and curries and ricers a place at our table, those thieving rats are going to load up their plates and leave nothing for those (US) who prepared it.
        In Lame Britain, you’ll die waiting for the single payer (NHS) to squeeze you into her schedule. So it’s the same net effect: if you’re rich, you get private care and a fighting chance; if you’re a poor Heritage Englishman who built and fought for your country, you die.

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      • on April 23, 2018 at 11:06 pm Anonymous

        open borders + universal healthcare = bankrupt nation

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 8:15 am Greg Eliot

        Strappy being her usual disingenuous self…

        On the one hand, she snarks about elderly being parasites, and on the other, she wants universal health care, presumably thinking only of them po’ destitute negros and illegal immigrant families with five kids each.

        Can’t have it BOTH ways, yenta… just come right out and say free livin’ for shitskins, White folks can go hang.

        At least THAT would be honest, rather that talking out both sides of your broad ass, just to stir resentment.

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      • on April 24, 2018 at 9:06 am Rick

        I acknowledge some downsides but not significant ones

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    • on April 24, 2018 at 1:58 am skorzecin150

      The funds earmarked for the Military COULD be lowered if the money was spent wisely.

      Being a government program, it isn’t. So no chance.

      But I’d be willing to agitate for it, if foreign aid to (((our greatest ally))) – and everywhere else tbh (and that includes foreign wars with no threat to US) – was eliminated, as well as free gibs. You want welfare, go to some community work, clean the sidewalk, pick up trash, fill potholes, whatever, and then we can talk about some gibs.

      You don’t help, no gibs.

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  18. on April 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm cortesar

    NHL/KHL hockey player Ilya Kovalchuk sold his BMW X5, which he got for winning the 2018 Olympic gold, to pay for medical treatment of a 13-year-old Russian boy with a rare kind of cancer. 🙏🏻❤️ pic.twitter.com/fu46w1bBCz

    — Nina ☦️ Byzantina (@NinaByzantina) April 23, 2018

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    • on April 24, 2018 at 1:59 am skorzecin150

      But….but…he didn’t adopt 63 niglets from sudan, and that be…rayciss…and sheeet…

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  19. on April 24, 2018 at 6:05 am myfuckingnamewastaken

    You know all those libshits are going to think that MAGA man was making a pro-charity statement, right? Also, was our “fellow countryman” white?

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  20. on April 25, 2018 at 5:40 am eofahapi

    He did the right thing, bravo to him. This post made me cry. I lost my wonderful father very recent.

    So much of the time we focus on the people who are suffering far away (and that is tragic also) but, we do so sometimes and even neglect the people who need help in our own community. Some years before, an old man, he was sweet and kind. I used to visit the same tavern as he did, he would approach me every time and flatter me and flirt in such a way that only charming wise old men can. Many people did not want to be close to him because his cough was very bad, he would sit with whiskey alone and many times i invited him to join us in our table. He was a pleasure to be next to. Every week i was happy to see him, i learnd he had no family, just a dog. But always he was with a smile. So, i did not go for some months and then when i went in the tavern i asked where the gentleman was. I was told he had died from lung cancer. He had knew for some time he had it but did not tell me. He was just enjoying his last days. I was sad and reflected on how many treated him like a lepor becaise of his bad cough, i was angry. I wished to have known it that he was dying so i could have been next to him, but his memory is in my heart. My point I am making is – this man was neglected in his own community. Had every person took 20 minutes of theyre time, like the man in the article did,, it would have made a world of difference.

    We pass by people and neglect them, especially this kind of rich, egoist people who think they are better than helping someone who disgusts then, but they pretend to care about the people far away.

    I am glad the man in the posts father is well. Nothing could have prepared me to lose my father, i am only thankful that i was with him right to the second of his last breath. It has been some months but the feeling is raw and painful. And for each person who was good with my father in his last months (from help with me sitting him, to just smiles and kind words. Or 20 minutes conversation. ) i thank God for that.

    The article touched my heart. Thankyou.

    [CH: beautiful comment.]

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  21. on May 2, 2018 at 7:04 am This Week In Reaction (2018/04/29) - Social Matter

    […] reprints a heartwarming story of What Makes A MAGA Man. Also good insight in The Abortion […]

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