Amy Schumer. Here she is bitching about (or humblebragging about) all of her horrible ex-boyfriends.
I’ll translate her porridge of puling for you:
IT’S ALWAYS THE BOYIM’S FAULT!
Keep telling yourself that, Amy, and when you get dumped (yet again) you won’t have to change a thing about yourself. Just keep rolling with your martyrdom complex until the Wailing Wall claims final victory over your delusions.
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In related “total lack of self-reflection” news, there was a massive purge of NeverTrumpers from the cuckblog Red State. Trump should win a Nobel in Aesthetics for that.
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Lisa Page’s gums (lol) writes,
So she lost her virginity while she was asleep…who was her date -Bill Cosby?
I mean how could she not wake up with a guy trying to move her fupa?
Fat amy schumer is like most fatties. Something’s always getting stuck in their folds so a penis could easily be mistaken for a half-eaten hot dog.
“The Boyim.” That’s great.
“The Boyim know — shut it down!” — female reaction to game.
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“Doesn’t affect my testosterone levels” my ass! Just listen to their voices. Yeah, they are muscular, but I can’t imagine all the extra crap they take to bulk up in order to “compensate”. Meanwhile, I bet they have a Ronda Rousey-esque lady friend that beats them up on a regular basis.
As for me? No thanks. I’d rather consume regular food like a regular man than try too hard. Plus of don’t have time to post whiny videos. I have something called a “job”.
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Women are just dishonest to to the bone, 24/7. You can think everything is cool because the dumb bitch doesnt say anything, next thing you know, she claims you raped her, or she “felt half-raped”.
In such a climate, Game…CHARISMA…is needed, because the only safe sexual encounter is one initiated and controlled by the dumb bitch.
[CH: that’s no guarantee of a safe sexual encounter. as we all know, a woman will back-rationalize any sexual encounter to support whatever her feelings require in the moment, and that includes interactions she initiated and controlled. paradoxically, the closest thing men have to a guarantee against a false regret rape accusation is to DOMINATE and LEAD the girl to a sexual encounter in which she CAN’T CONTROL her erupting arousal and GIVES IN COMPLETELY to the man. then make sure you give her a peck on the cheek and tell her something nice before bolting in the morning. leave em wetter than you found em. the problem with the amy schumers of the world is that they are fated to date weak men, soyboys, gloryhole faces, male feminists, john scalzis, and simpering omega nerdos. even if a woman initiates and controls the sexual encounter from start to finish with one of those kinds of males, she’ll FEEL LIKE she was raped afterwards, because her womb will be crying out for a mercy killing.]
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Growrr, women, evil, evil, EVIL!!!
So sad to see. Dating is over for you and you’ll be like this for the rest of your life. I hope you got to have at least one brief relationship.
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Go back to elementary school, dear Watson.
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In other words the only protection a man could have for retroactive withdrawal of consent is leaving the customer VERY enthusiastic and satisfied.
But take care not to let her see the bridge burning too soon.
Look what happened to Julian Assange…
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The Indian from Parks and Rec found out the even sexual activity instigated by the woman is subject to retroactive revocation.
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Some drunk woman probably thought his being famous made up for his being a shitskin and then was sorely disappointed when he turned out to be the typical Indian with a tiny peepee that stank of curry and goats
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if you leave her wanting more, you’re safe. there’s way nastier stuff than annoying orbiters
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wow, heavy content day from the Chateau.
Also, I thought dick was low value and replaceable, Amy?
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Not high quality dick. That is the rarest commodity of all.
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“gray-area rape” they really won’t stop till anything but cunnilingus is rape.
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[…] The “#110 And Counting” Girlfriend […]
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OOF
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CH, Beta of the month nominee
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First, that nigger. Sickening. They are called monkey suits but that doesn’t mean that a monkey should actually wear one.
As for mustache, sure he’s a low beta, but he has some things in his favor:
1. He maintains pretty good independent and manly body language. He is not totally defeated n that.
2. While he does kind of accept that it is the man’s job to tolerate insults from a woman and be publicly clowned on, you can also tell that he respects decorum and good manners and he can see or sense that her behavior is that of a low-value pig.
3. So he might escape from her. I hope. I can’t see him putting up with this forever.
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He was morally obligated by all men everywhere to give back as good as he got, tall order that may have been on the spot. “Friends? Do you bang all your friends?”
And if they weren’t banging, he deserved all the humiliation heaped on him for claiming they were together for “six months.” These are crucial life lessons driven home all the more by national broadcast.
Too bad it’s fake, though. Set up from beginning to end, negro participation included. (“First, that nigger.” LOL) The real crime is not giving the beta actor better lines in response — some fat resentful cunt dreamed this up and penned the script.
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Was that staged?
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Literally came here to post that, thanks. The absolute state of w*men in 2018. I don’t know who she thinks she’s holding out for, Jesus
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Brutal. . .poor bastard.
She’s just laughing and having ball. . .”I’m single, guys.”
I’d have walked right outta there
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Might be staged. But she is not better than him. On the contrary, she has that squawky goose energy. Just awful. And what a disgrace to see a market where females feel justified rejecting their male equals (until they hit the wall at 29).
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She’d never lick my ball-bag again. And have to live with that knowledge.
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This guy looks like he’s willing to duel another douche to defend m’lady’s honor. Except one, I don’t think these guys would know how to shoot a gun outside of FPS video games. Plus there’s the whole “2nd Amendment” thing they’re fighting against. So I guess they’ll resort to slapping each other with white gloves.
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Looks staged…
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The Trump Effect. People had been dying to have someone anti-immigration to support. Even someone who tweets like a twelve-year-old and capitulates on issues, signs a ban on Wall funding and ICE expansion, and says he loves Dreamers more than anyone. Even though he puts off many who won’t bother to vote for him a second time, just like they ditched Moore in a red state because of perceived sleaze. As long as Trump remains a bit anti-immigration, it’s huge compared to what we would otherwise have.
Imagine if Trump had lost to Hillary. Or imagine if JEB or greet-by-the-border Cruz had won the nomination. (And lost to Hillary, but no matter.) All the media would say Trump’s defeat meant a GOP that doesn’t embrace immigration is doomed. It would have been the internal GOP “narrative” every month since the election.
Now – there was that piece by a nevertrumper lamenting the fact that NeverTrump has lost the base. The majority of them support Trump and immigration restriction. And candidates aren’t distancing themselves from Trump, they compete in being the most pro-Trump.
I bet they’d have turned the other way had JEB won. But people are sheep who follow the leader, and candidates are no less sheep, and know the other sheep love the fact a Republican is in the White House again, regardless of the results. So pro-Trump it is. The Trump Effect.
It’ll be sad to see what happens when a Democrat wins next time, though. Texas will be blue in 2024, and that’s the end of GOP in the WH. If not in the election before that. Florida, Virginia – a disappointed Rust Belt that won’t make an effort one more time.
But the Trump Effect, while not changing politics and demographics, is important because it gave many hope, it made more many read up on the issues, it made more people connect, it made some organize. All in all a better position for the future.
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High effort concern troll. A shanda fur Israel! A shanda!
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@ Watson “Even though he puts off many who won’t bother to vote for him a second time,”
People who say they won’t vote for him again need to un-superglue their fucking eyelids and have a look at everything he has already done, and how it has been done against almost invincible opposition.
He has been fighting the CIA, the DOJ, the State Department, the judiciary, State Governors, and the FBI.
And he is walking all over them. Out of TTP. Out of Paris Accord. Renegotiating NAFTA. Killing ISIS. Reunifying Korea? Ending the process of HUD nogrifyng whole white suburbs. Fighting the good fight on catch and release and sanctuary cities. Ending that fraudulent Iran agreement with its huge unaudited pay-offs,.
The list of his achievements is already very long. What do they want from one man who is fighting the whole world?
But if all they read read is the fucking HuffPo, then they may miss a few of these things.
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Your humiliation and total defeat is only beginning. This will be the equivalent of Titus flattening the temple and sending you back to Babylon where you belong and feel most at home. Judeo Christian my ass its Judeo- Satanic. The Wall will be built using military funding.
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hey heartie is that sweet gru money still rollin in. yet. or nyet? maybe you could hire a russian correspondent
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So she lost her virginity while she was asleep…who was her date -Bill Cosby?
I mean how could she not wake up with a guy trying to move her fupa?
[CH: “lisa page’s gums”. LOL. fat schumer is like most fatties. something’s always getting stuck in their folds so a penis could easisly be mistaken for a half-eaten hot dog.]
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the gummy smile on any woman kills it for me. such an awful flaw.
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Repeal the 19th
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https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5adf7407e4b07be4d4c57b26?ncid=APPLENEWS00001
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She has a face even a mother couldn’t love
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How to love a woman, in two steps.
1. Fuck her arsewise.
2. When she bitches, belch and say “Sorry. I thought you was a faggot.”
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Potato nigger please.
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declane is a heeb
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The Hebes. Everything is about poop.
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Sorry, but I read the title as 110#. Amy Schumer hasn’t weighed 110 pounds since 3rd grade.
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Speaking of purges, Nicolas Stix’s blog has been shut down.
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If she wasn’t Jewish, she’d be the third funniest bank teller at the Christmas party; that wino spinster with the “great personality” whose apartment reeks of cat piss.
But … with the (((right mother))) … this fat bitch is a multimillionaire movie star.
Crazy shit.
I say her new eunuch husband bails inside of 36 months. Any takers?
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that’s how the jew media complex works. unfunny losers like Seth Rogen etc get air time.
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Making money is a side benefit of media control.
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Schumer has the iconic look of a coal burner.
It’s a certain type of fat faced, masculine looking fugly body that digs the coal.
she’s disgusting.
whats glorious is her last 3 movies have tanked badly, not to mention her comedy show. hopefully we will rapidly hear less and less of her until she’s been purged from the memory banks.
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And to think, it was about 2 years ago Sony (IIRC) was going to make a Barbie movie with her as the title character. . .
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I still have that treatment in my bottom drawer for her, you know, the sitcom about where her excised uterus moves to LA to do standup and no matter how well its career goes it can’t keep a steady boyfriend.
I even have an idea for a spinoff about her droopy tits.
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Just found out she’s been hospitalized for a kidney infection . . .
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“Kidney infection” = super gonorrhea
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I guess her kidneys couldn’t handle all that cum.
http://people.com/health/amy-schumer-hospitalized-kidney-infection/amp/
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“kidney infection” you say? Knock out a proposal and we’ll do breakfast over it.
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The responses here are the real stand-up comedy. Enough to tide me over until the hiatus on funny is officially lifted.
Never before in human history has the obscure comic been able to rise on his own merits more efficiently than now … and they ban every single one of them. Memes carried an election in 2016, hence the crackdown. The devil can endure everything but mockery. Humor is subversion: our pissant “elite” will be bloodlessly laughed off the stage.
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I saw Trainwreck halfway. What a horrible movie. You know it’s bad when it’s the jocks, John Cena and LeBron James, that are the only decent actors in the movie. In fact, THIS is the only scene worth watching:
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Funny how it’s ok when Amy has non consensual sex with a man it’s ok.
https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/
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“…mistaken for a half eaten hotdog”
Har! Spit the coffee outa my nose on that one!
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