This is a pretty good pickup field report from archerwfisher demonstrating the awesome power of preselection, cockiness, and outcome independence to deliver poon into a man’s lap.
Off topic but MAN had another example today that the Heartiste gospel is true. Short version–pre approval and a little game work a TON.
Long version–met a somewhat crazy, fairly slutty girl on tinder. Didn’t want to date. (I’m more on the Christian side so didn’t bang when I could have.) She loves to randomly hang out even though she’s decided I’m 100% a friend. Today she randomly wanted to meet at a bar. I get there and she’s happy drunk with a happy drunk friend. She introduces me, I’m snapchatting another girl (crazy girl asks what I’m doing, I honestly say I’m snapping my ex, so I’m pre approved by crazy girl and my ex) and I’m partially chatting with crazy girl and her drunk friend.
We go outside, they’re talking about hookups and I’m making dry comments and a few jokes and half paying attention, didn’t flirt with or hit on either. We all sit in crazy girl’s SUV with ac on for a few minutes. Someone calls crazy girl, drunk friend starts making orgasm noises, I join in “yeah you like that baby” and crazy girls takes the call. Drunk girl tells me about breaking up with her fiance, I go, “I completely understand, crazy people are hard to deal with” and point at crazy girl. Drunk friend almost dies laughing going “that’s so awful! take that back!” To which I say “tell me it’s not true!” Aaand five minutes later drunk friend is asking if I have a dick pic I can show her, I do, and her reply is “Hmm, I can do something with that” and she asks me to come over to her place.
Gospel proven–be pre approved, don’t be an eager beaver, and have some humor.
I can already hear the mewling chorus of naysayers. “Ah but she was drunk, CH, that lay was practically a gimme!”
Really? How often do betaboys go home to their faphovels because a bar full of drunk girls ignored them for more charismatic men? I’d say if betas rely on girls being drunk to get laid they are setting themselves up for disappointment. Even through the haze of alcohol, girls can tell which men are the cool alphas. Drunkenness might lower her inhibitions, but it won’t reliably widen her net.
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Didn’t want a 3 way?
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Marked restraint, indeed. :duckface
Christianity, a faith for all people…
Which denomination has its men take a dick pic in the first place, let along keep it readily at hand to show for the asking?
HAS to be Unitarian.
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Episcopalian
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They’re all too old to know what Snapchat is.
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They’re all too old to know what Snapchat is.
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Chesterton – or was it the other one – once took a European friend to the top of a London church. The guest looked around at all the spires and sighed, “so this was once a Christian country …”
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Basically any protestant denomination, especially the megachurch sunday morning nightclub variety.
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Can’t deny, more’s the pity.
But let’s not leave out our Catholic brethren, especially the priests.
Oh, that’s right… they don’t take pictures, they just whip it on out.
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Unitarian Dick Pic Methodist
Jehovah’s Dick Pic Witnesses
Later Day Dick Pic Saints Of Jesus Christ
Seventh Day Dick Pic Adventists
First Baptist Dick Pics Church
New methods of evangelism. Road to hell couldn’t be paved better. Wow, just wow. I can’t. I can’t even.
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Those that don’t make shit up like you do. Not sure where dick pics are banned in Christianity. Madeupshit 23:2?
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That got more laughs than the last time you showed YOUR dick pic.
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Who could have guessed that Greg not only knows it all, he can now even judge one’s faith from afar, using only a short post in which the author revealed nothing but that he wasn’t looking to defile himself and a drunk sloot?
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By their fruits shall ye know them.
You’re gettin’ kinda fruity yourself, JJ… I’ll be careful not to stop short, I wouldn’t want to break your nose.
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Can’t knock the drunk ones. Most of us are here because alcohol.
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When it comes to game, drunk chicks are always more sober than betas.
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where’s the part where she tells him she’s taking out her IUD?
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Being Christian can really up your game. If you’re flirty but not considering a ONS, the lack of neediness comes across as abundance.
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A little off topic, fellas.
Were any of you at the Jordan Peterson lecture last night at the Warner Theatre in Washington, DC?
I was, and I have some observations to share, if the host will indulge me.
[CH: please do. i’m curious. i’ll make a post out of it.]
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“(I’m more on the Christian side so didn’t bang when I could have.) She loves to randomly hang out even though she’s decided I’m 100% a friend”
friendzoned slut in the periphery for maximum display of non-thirstiness!
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