This is a pretty good pickup field report from archerwfisher demonstrating the awesome power of preselection, cockiness, and outcome independence to deliver poon into a man’s lap.
Off topic but MAN had another example today that the Heartiste gospel is true. Short version–pre approval and a little game work a TON.
Long version–met a somewhat crazy, fairly slutty girl on tinder. Didn’t want to date. (I’m more on the Christian side so didn’t bang when I could have.) She loves to randomly hang out even though she’s decided I’m 100% a friend. Today she randomly wanted to meet at a bar. I get there and she’s happy drunk with a happy drunk friend. She introduces me, I’m snapchatting another girl (crazy girl asks what I’m doing, I honestly say I’m snapping my ex, so I’m pre approved by crazy girl and my ex) and I’m partially chatting with crazy girl and her drunk friend.
We go outside, they’re talking about hookups and I’m making dry comments and a few jokes and half paying attention, didn’t flirt with or hit on either. We all sit in crazy girl’s SUV with ac on for a few minutes. Someone calls crazy girl, drunk friend starts making orgasm noises, I join in “yeah you like that baby” and crazy girls takes the call. Drunk girl tells me about breaking up with her fiance, I go, “I completely understand, crazy people are hard to deal with” and point at crazy girl. Drunk friend almost dies laughing going “that’s so awful! take that back!” To which I say “tell me it’s not true!” Aaand five minutes later drunk friend is asking if I have a dick pic I can show her, I do, and her reply is “Hmm, I can do something with that” and she asks me to come over to her place.
Gospel proven–be pre approved, don’t be an eager beaver, and have some humor.
I can already hear the mewling chorus of naysayers. “Ah but she was drunk, CH, that lay was practically a gimme!”
Really? How often do betaboys go home to their faphovels because a bar full of drunk girls ignored them for more charismatic men? I’d say if betas rely on girls being drunk to get laid they are setting themselves up for disappointment. Even through the haze of alcohol, girls can tell which men are the cool alphas. Drunkenness might lower her inhibitions, but it won’t reliably widen her net.
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While the peppier kids in this forum will mock this, the truth is that late Millennial/Gen Z is rediscovering that the Gospel applied is ultimate state control. As Jaded Jurist says below,
Self-discipline controls appetite, and the freedom that results enables power. Thusly the meek — those with power who have the thymos to stay their hand — inherit the earth. Even the pagans understood this — see Plato’s Charioteer — and I am running out of ways to say it. Chastity ≠ Celibacy.
“If you continue in my word, you are truly my disciples, and you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free. … I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly.”
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“Chastity ≠ Celibacy.”
That there is some supreme distillation of thought. I want to remember this one when counseling the younger pups.
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Didn’t want a 3 way?
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Marked restraint, indeed. :duckface
Christianity, a faith for all people…
Which denomination has its men take a dick pic in the first place, let along keep it readily at hand to show for the asking?
HAS to be Unitarian.
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Episcopalian
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They’re all too old to know what Snapchat is.
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They’re all too old to know what Snapchat is.
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Chesterton – or was it the other one – once took a European friend to the top of a London church. The guest looked around at all the spires and sighed, “so this was once a Christian country …”
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Basically any protestant denomination, especially the megachurch sunday morning nightclub variety.
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Can’t deny, more’s the pity.
But let’s not leave out our Catholic brethren, especially the priests.
Oh, that’s right… they don’t take pictures, they just whip it on out.
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Unitarian Dick Pic Methodist
Jehovah’s Dick Pic Witnesses
Later Day Dick Pic Saints Of Jesus Christ
Seventh Day Dick Pic Adventists
First Baptist Dick Pics Church
New methods of evangelism. Road to hell couldn’t be paved better. Wow, just wow. I can’t. I can’t even.
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Lame. And even worse, lazy.
Mote: cleaning up the remains of the gay Jesuit chain party of the 1970s
Log: official faggot “bishops” and tattooed lesbian priestesses, ungendering God, sola scriptura relativism, 20,000 flavors of Jesus
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another sock puppy?
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Fair enough… and shame on me for taking a cheap shot when I don’t even care about those Protestant denominations.
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Danger. quit sticking your nose up my ass trying to start an argument with your usual disingenuous bullshit.
And your crickets on my challenge are still chirping, although your dweebstreep persona attempted the usual flaccid drive-by.
(((shakin’ mah haid))).
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I’m Catholic myself and I was offended by your comment as one.
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I’ll take a rebuke from King, because he’s fair-minded, well-versed, and always genuine in his criticisms.
As far as offending the rest o’ youse yeggs, well… if the boot fits, take it square in the ass.
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Those that don’t make shit up like you do. Not sure where dick pics are banned in Christianity. Madeupshit 23:2?
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That got more laughs than the last time you showed YOUR dick pic.
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There are far better ways than dick pics. On this the Church of Jesus Christ and the Church of PUA are of the same mind.
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Who could have guessed that Greg not only knows it all, he can now even judge one’s faith from afar, using only a short post in which the author revealed nothing but that he wasn’t looking to defile himself and a drunk sloot?
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By their fruits shall ye know them.
You’re gettin’ kinda fruity yourself, JJ… I’ll be careful not to stop short, I wouldn’t want to break your nose.
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Uncle Incel has special powers of stupidity
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Two usual snarks come out to play the Eliot Has Green Hair gambit, go figger.
Tell us, Danger… in what world is a m-a-r-r-i-e-d man with four children an incel?
See, that’s the main difference between dweebs from clown world, Cyberian chapter, and the stalwart men of the chateau… the latter use words correctly… and their barbs, when cast, hit the target.
As far as your ongoing efforts to paint your betters as mentally deficient, merely because you can’t take criticism or accountability, I’ll let others make their own judgment.
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Greg is the chef from You Can’t Do That On Television. You think you’re having a private conversation, but the moment you say something about him or his pet philosophies, up pops the bug-eyed unshaven hobo going DUHHH I HERD THAT!?!
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Your analogies are wanting as well as tedious… you tried that one before, if memory serves.
I thought lawyers were supposed to be quick on their feet?
For yeggs what’s supposed to be so smart, y’all could use a few brush-up courses in vocabulary and elements of style… and especially learn the difference between scathing wit and try-hard inanity.
And the irony deficiency is wearing pretty thin too… you have the temerity to speak of “popping up”, JJ? You’re like a damn whack-a-mole when it comes to my posts ’round chere’
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Yeah I sometimes forget what I write. But I drink to forget, so … win, I guess?
“Whack a mole.” Now that’s some funny projection right there.
XOXO, your favorite yegg.
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Can’t knock the drunk ones. Most of us are here because alcohol.
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When it comes to game, drunk chicks are always more sober than betas.
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where’s the part where she tells him she’s taking out her IUD?
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I lol’d, PJ (while wincing). Great stuff.
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Being Christian can really up your game. If you’re flirty but not considering a ONS, the lack of neediness comes across as abundance.
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A little off topic, fellas.
Were any of you at the Jordan Peterson lecture last night at the Warner Theatre in Washington, DC?
I was, and I have some observations to share, if the host will indulge me.
[CH: please do. i’m curious. i’ll make a post out of it.]
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I was going to check out one of those lectures. Please do report!
Peterson is an excellent translator with the kind of reach to the kind of demographic (young men) we need. His agnosticism and even his default liberalism (“anti-identity politics”) are forgivable when you realize that he’s enough of an honest thinker to one day force himself to confront the contradictions of positions which he hasn’t, by his own admission, quite thought through. He knows they are one room in his house he hasn’t “cleaned up.”
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I, also, am ready to hear this. I want to like JP, but he keeps trying to give me reasons to dismiss him. He gets extra credit for coming from Cucknada.
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“(I’m more on the Christian side so didn’t bang when I could have.) She loves to randomly hang out even though she’s decided I’m 100% a friend”
friendzoned slut in the periphery for maximum display of non-thirstiness!
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Great avatar picture, Ruprecht. The original Game movie.
It’s almost like Poon Commandments III & XV have holy antecedents …
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This idiot is not Christian. You can’t be “on the Christian side” and have dick pics on your phone ready to share with slutty chicks. The guy is also too stupid to realise he’s being totally played by the low-lifes, bot the other way around. Women use dick pics to screen out the littlies before committing themselves to the trade. Submitting oneself to the drunken whims of the devil’s daughters is a fundamental failure of manhood. It takes zero effort to rut when a pig with the gold ring in her snout is presenting.
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I tried saying the same thing above in a more ironic manner, but apparently being judgmental on this dick pic issue is a sore point even for the (ahem) based yeggs ’round chere, go figger.
I guess we just wuz not meant for these times. 😉
Anyway, well-said.
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Andrew Anglin, knocking another one into the bleachers:
“Ah, the white female. Such an incredibly interesting specimen. The fact that the stupidest, most vapid, most vain, most disloyal, irresponsible and emotionally unstable creature on the planet happens to be the sole possessor of the ability to reproduce the highest form of life which has ever existed – literally, the most pathetically, abominably incapable creature on earth is tasked with the single most important duty in the universe – truly is a fascinating conundrum. No wonder our ancestors kept them locked in the house.”
https://dailystormer.name/eat-pray-love-get-gang-raped-beheaded-and-hung-upside-down-from-a-tree/
The story, in short: A woman who traveled to India to treat her depression was drugged, raped and beheaded before her body was found hung upside down in a forest.
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This woman that YOU gave me
Worked real well that very first time around, aint it?
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I saw that post as well, and was equally impressed. Say what you will about A.A., that paragraph deserves immortalisation.
I just entered it into Word, which told me it consists of 83 words. Let us convince Anglin to add five more, and we have a true winner on our hands.
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Pls add this article to the reference list
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Steel Panther wrote a song about your date.
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