
I’ve gotta hand it to black women, they have a knack for cutting through (or being unconcerned with) feminist sophistry, to deliver the id vivisecting shiv.
May 4, 2018 by CH

I’ve gotta hand it to black women, they have a knack for cutting through (or being unconcerned with) feminist sophistry, to deliver the id vivisecting shiv.
Yeah…except that “women” is a dude. C’mon man. You need to start verifying your sources better. Gahhdamn…
[CH: “demi” tweeted it, and her avatar looks like a black woman (but one could understand the confusion if she’s really a he)]
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Holy crap…the sh!+ you stumble across because you forget one ‘h.’
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eharartsietstz! heartssitetstz!!
DA GBFM feel it finally time to reveal his true identity for this PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMNATS!
i mean PUBIC Service announcmentzlzlzzoz
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Holy crap…the sh!+ you stumble across because you forget one ‘h.’
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Sorry. Let me clarify. I dropped an ‘h’ when I went to the feed. Turned out I landed on a trannie’s feed. Then I realized my typo and found Demi who is a real girl. I think.
Damn. I hate twitter.
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To further clarify, you’re retarded.
And this Debbie nigger is pretty funny. Her pinned tweet is even better.
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da GBFM’s guide to texting chix:
. ___
. / 0\__@
. |/ \___/ DOGGY STYLE LZOZLZZLZO!!!!
. /| |
. /\ /\__/\
. \ \ | /\\
. \| / \\_ /\_
. ( | \ /_/\____/ 0\__@
. \ |\=\| \____/
. \ / \ ) ( /
. \ / ||___||
. //_ || ||
. /___\ |_\ |_\
lzozozozozo
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lzzzzlozozo
(•_•)
∫\ \___( •_•)
_∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \
zlzozozozo
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Women dont write like that.
Besides, all women prefer doggie.
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nawalt!
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also, wtf cares what women “want”?
down that road lies dried ‘gina land followed by incel land.
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Lol you fucking brainwashed idiots really believe looks mean nothing, and you can leave your woman unsatisfied, and she’ wont cuckold you
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The Judge, you must suck at manipulating women then because you can mindfuck them into enjoying whatever you want. Although I don’t understand the hate for doggy style, especially if I’m just making her do all the work when she’s into it. Lol
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Maybe your hos prefer doggie because you can’t dominate them in all positions. Ya fuggin poof pastry. Do some core exercises.
I wouldn’t know what sheboons write like because I don’t read what they write. Little nub brains like worn down pencil erasers. And you can’t tell boons from bucks half the time anyways, what difference does it make.
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All I do is dominate. I’d have your legs pinned behind your head, twink.
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You’d do X if you were Y and weren’t a short angry ugly guy, plus fairy dust. Don’t lie, little fella, you already exposed yourself as weak. Like the guy below said, you obviously got cuckolded by a better man, and you feel inadequate. So you show up here and freak out, call everyone idiots over weird little triggers. Guess what, your fears are true. Who knows, maybe I am the one who did it to you. You wouldn’t be the first teeny-weeny whose girl I rescued for a few sessions.
Don’t think being anti-j@w gives you immunity, you throw your poop around like a nigg@r and you can get dozed into the fire pit with the rest, elevator shoes and all.
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This exchange gets my vote for the best internet slap-down of all time.
[CH: cosign. and now with multiple finishing moves!]
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[…] Shiv Of The Week: The Most Vicious Slut Shamers Are Other Women […]
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1. Doggy
2. Reverse cowgirl
tbh
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reverse cowgirl for the win!
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Reverse cowgirl is meh. Better to do normal cowgirl but grab the bitch by the back of the neck and keep her pinned, do all the pumping. It suprises them cuz normally in cowgirl they’re used to bouncing on the d lol.
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full agreement with HungarianPatriot and vfm on this
reverse and doggy are fun once in awhile but if you actually prefer either those over seeing your girl’s face during the act, she’s an uggo or you don’t like her that much.
really says something about you and the girl/girls you’re bedding if those are your favorite positions with her
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Says the man who thinks pussy will give him cancer. It was a joke. Reverse cowgirl is good for the man- doggie style sensation and I can lay on my back. You guys give away how inexperienced you are.
[CH: for real tho, cunnilingus is linked with higher rates of oral cancer in men.]
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You two don’t get laid much do you?
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Cracker, are mirrors that expensive where you live?
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I know you like ugly women, but no need to advertise the fact.
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Oh, dude….
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Don’t follow “how to please her” conventional wisdom of the era. In the 90s it was all about eating her out. Today it’s pull the hair and slap her. Just do what gets you off.
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Solid advice by PA. You can always just have the bitch lick your balls till you go off on her face 😍
Also I heard eating pussy gives you throat cancer. Lol whatever haven’t done that in a looooong time.
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But what if you’re a little fucked up and slapping her IS what gets you off? Maybe punching … Just a little in the solar plexus…
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I remember whorefinder (PBUH) once commenting about being selfish in bed and making it about yourself and the women will be hooked.
WF, wherever you are, Godspeed, good sir!
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If you cant fuck her hard and deep, shes gonna fuck someone else. Undeniable truth. You guys really need to learn to think for yourselves.
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you sound like your bitch screwed you over to get screwed by some chad recently.
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I dont waste time in girlfriends.
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Black showboating loudmouth vs white substance over form.
Sad part is (((America))) is supppsed to be the good guy.
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Also black showboating loudmouth vs White substance over form – best commercial ever:
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Idiot, Ivan Drago is the bad guy
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Clown America is the weak one who loses to Superior Foreign Machine-Man.
Real America comes back and, though weaker, wins the fight using Heart.
But I guess if you judge everything by 10 seconds of exposure, you’re right.
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even horses had enough of womenz
part of campaign Back to kitchen 2020
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dead man turning in coffin
part of the campaign
better to be dead than red 2020
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Off topic but MAN had another example today that the Heartiste gospel is true. Short version–pre approval and a little game work a TON.
Long version–met a somewhat crazy, fairly slutty girl on tinder. Didn’t want to date. (I’m more on the Christian side so didn’t bang when I could have.) She loves to randomly hang out even though she’s decided I’m 100% a friend. Today she randomly wanted to meet at a bar. I get there and she’s happy drunk with a happy drunk friend. She introduces me, I’m snapchatting another girl (crazy girl asks what I’m doing, I honestly say I’m snapping my ex, so I’m pre approved by crazy girl and my ex) and I’m partially chatting with crazy girl and her drunk friend.
We go outside, they’re talking about hookups and I’m making dry comments and a few jokes and half paying attention, didn’t flirt with or hit on either. We all sit in crazy girl’s SUV with ac on for a few minutes. Someone calls crazy girl, drunk friend starts making orgasm noises, I join in “yeah you like that baby” and crazy girls takes the call. Drunk girl tells me about breaking up with her fiance, I go, “I completely understand, crazy people are hard to deal with” and point at crazy girl. Drunk friend almost dies laughing going “that’s so awful! take that back!” To which I say “tell me it’s not true!” Aaand five minutes later drunk friend is asking if I have a dick pic I can show her, I do, and her reply is “Hmm, I can do something with that” and she asks me to come over to her place.
Gospel proven–be pre approved, don’t be an eager beaver, and have some humor.
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You didn’t bang some dumb whore because you’re more on the Christian side but you hang out with her and banged her dumb whore friend?
We were all 22 once, I guess.
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We were all 22 once, I guess.
No kidding.
We’ve all got stories, but could they be a little less cringey?
Otoh honest to god sympathy, for feeling impelled enough by the eternal sex drive to go to the circus and deal with
the freak showintoxicated young women at the bars.LikeLike
Dickpicscopalian liturgy.
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Dead dude got tired of the bitch on the right and was like ‘bury me now’.
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Me, I always thought chicks looked best with their ankles about even with their earlobes.
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a (good looking) female co-worker commented about how no self-respecting male won’t have a real relationship with one of those bikini girls from instagram, and that they’ll may die alone when their looks fade away.
I’ve almost cried tears of joy
[CH: women use the term “self-respecting” in a passive-aggressive way whenever they’re commenting on something about men that they find objectionable and threatening (such as men’s eager willingness to not only fuck but fall in love with bikini babes).]
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Every girl with an Instagram account is a whore (except my mother, but we must also remember that she has an Instagram account…) it’s just a matter of degrees. There are the ones that only post bikini selfies when it’s “bikini season, so excited omg”, then the ones who only post bikini selfies, then the ones who are “models”.
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Yeah we get it Declane —
your yenahu mom isn’t a factor at all, like totally not a factor in where you’re coming from!
GTFO
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But otherwise nice job in trying to ape human behavior and act like you have a mom that isn’t a virus.
You’re learning.
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Having known many whores, I can verify that this statement is false.
The cut only stings if it contains truth.
[CH: it contians truth. what part of the statement do you think is false? that whores don’t like missionary? (they don’t. nor do they like kissing) or that whores can’t look their pump and dumps in the eye? (a garden variety slut who falls for the man she’s fucking will look him in the eye to try and get him to love her. whores otoh will avoid eye contact).]
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