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The Look Of Lovelessness

May 7, 2018 by CH

Poor guy. He shoulda bailed with one of the bridesmaids.

Fame Game is all-powerful, so don’t expect many women to be able to resist smiling ear to ear when in the presence of a famous man. What you should worry about is when your wife can’t summon the same smile on her wedding day that she did standing next to Rob Lowe for 30 seconds (that we know of).

Game can’t stop a woman from auto-splooging around famous men, but it can sufficiently turn on her heart light so that she doesn’t look like she’s being forced into an arranged marriage with John Scalzi during the wedding day photo shoot. You want your girl smiling as broadly with you, in grateful acknowledgement of the sacrifice you’re making to be with her alone and to foreswear all other poon, as she would be smiling when posing for an Instawhore pic with 55 year old Rob Lowe. Or: If your girl acts like your groupie, you’re doing it right.

(This brings to mind a good rule for any kind of relationship: I call it the Smile Disparity Rule. If your girl smiles less than you in photos, you need a relationship course correction. If you both smile equally, have fun but don’t get complacent. If she smiles more than you do, she’s your love slave. Be discreet about your mistresses but don’t fret if your main dame discovers one of them. She’ll cry about it for a few minutes then concede she can’t stop loving you.)

More than anything, the photo comparison above exposes female hypergamy in its full flower. Ecstasy is her reaction when an alpha male so much as grazes her shoulder or asks for the time; barely concealed disappointment is her reaction when she knows she’s settling for ol’ dependable beta male who will provide her a lifetime of comfort and adoration. Not every woman will act on her hypergamy, but every woman will feel its tremors deep in the pit of her womb.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to reorient society so that informal regulations on the ability of women to satisfy their hypergamous urges are established for the benefit of civilization. Good luck!

At the very least, don’t be a self-deprecating cuck and act like there’s something funny or endearing about your woman swooning for another man while she looks at you like you’re ball-less ballast. If your wedding pic resembles the one above, prepare now for the inevitable divorce industrial complex ass ramming, and start sexting Schneiderman’s brown slave exes. Their nights are free now (praise be upon Trump and his long memory).

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  1. on May 7, 2018 at 10:30 pm stg58animalmother

    This fellow needs some Burt Bacharach!

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:42 am Greg Eliot

      As do we all. 😉

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  2. on May 7, 2018 at 10:32 pm R.G. Camara

    “Wife”

    I will bet 50 dollars she pegs that manlet, Any takers?

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  3. on May 7, 2018 at 10:35 pm Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

    Cold is the bosom of the woman who “settled”. Settle down she says. Placeholder until something better comes along is what she means.
    Divorce is too kind to women. Its like a ballbusting game show.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 5:26 am Jaded Jurist

      Well said!

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:38 am trav777

      df does the dude expect, she’s taller than he is (yeah heels I know same shit, women aren’t fair)

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 3:04 pm Joshua Sinistar

        Yeah that pussy doesn’t age well. When her biological clock runs down or all the girls in her circle get hitched she’s on the lookout for a White Knight.
        Down on Sentimental Street in an avenue, some White Knight is paying her bills while she goes out to screw. Holding her shopping bags and financing her debts, her boyfriend laughs and a “settle for less” is all you get.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 10:11 am Cracker

      “Cold is the bosom of the woman who “settled”

      great quote. it’s exactly right. gonna have to use that.

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  4. on May 7, 2018 at 10:45 pm Logic

    Tbh I would prefer to get laid with the sad girl in the first photo (smile or not) than with the ecstatic woman in the second. This is a full 2 point drop in smv. How far apart were those two photos taken?

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  5. on May 7, 2018 at 10:49 pm ApexAlpha

    Is she like 3 inches taller than her husband?

    Could be the dire reason here.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 6:17 am oink

      old lies die hard … useful idiot is useful

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 7:54 am oink

        no-arms, no-excuses, nubile-securing man was (literally) 2 stories ago in the Chateau Archives – “Alpha of the Month”

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:06 am trav777

        no arms’ woman probably wouldn’t be grinning like a dipshit on IG with Lowe

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:50 pm Tiberius

        No arms dude probably has an indomitable will due to facing the hardship of walking on his genitals his whole life. In reality most alphas would have little chance of fucking with his frame. For your average man the difference of being over or under 6 foot can make or break.

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  6. on May 7, 2018 at 11:55 pm hans

    Also if her jaw is manlier than yours, you´re fucked.

    Rethink your life.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 10:12 am Cracker

      i noticed that huge jaw myself. physiognomy is real. only a fool will deny.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 3:26 pm traitors first

        dude her manjaw is damn near bigger than rob lowe’s

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  7. on May 8, 2018 at 5:25 am Jaded Jurist

    Poor dude, indeed. He thought he was “m@rryıng up” when he b@gged a 5.

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  8. on May 8, 2018 at 5:31 am Hackett To Bits

    Current plate has the Love Slave smile > my smirk in photos. She gushes about all her friends writing back “you look sooo happy!!!”.

    And her Best Gay Friend weighed in. He wrote “I bet he has a big cock”

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:31 am Captain Obvious

      I wouldn’t put bunz in teh oven of a ch!ck who cavorts with s0d0mites.

      You need to be nexting her pretty quickly.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:11 am Hackett To Bits

        Amish farm girls are in short supply in these parts …

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:36 am Captain Obvious

        Well then you’ve got a he11uva lotta moral instruction & character building that you’re gonna hafta do with this chick.

        Which, in turn, is gonna require expending a he11uva lotta psychological & spiritual calories on your part.

        So if you’re not up for the job, then you really ought to Next her. Like yesterday.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:44 am Greg Eliot

      Humble brag is humble. 😉

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      • on May 9, 2018 at 4:34 pm Will

        I don’t know man, he is bragging about gay guys thinking about his cock.
        Maybe he belongs on another, gayer blog.

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  9. on May 8, 2018 at 5:32 am Scanman

    Rob Lowe starting to look like an elderly lesbian.

    Sad.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 6:06 am Regular John

      The elderly lesbian phenomenon…it happens with blubbery manboobs like Michael Moore but also to exceptionally good-looking men like Lowe. Its because both are feminized in their own way; the fat shitlib in mind and body and the (you wanna go?) pretty boy in the face.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 3:35 pm Prof. Woland

        He looks like he has had facial surgery It helps to stay in shape but no matter how good looking he was, time and gravity have a way of catching up.

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  10. on May 8, 2018 at 5:37 am Jaded Jurist

    “[Like being] forced into an arranged märriage with John Scalzi”

    #bestof

    Too much gold in this blog. I’m hachetagging it for future searchability.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 5:41 am Jaded Jurist

      “ball-less ballast” gets my chuckle, too.

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  11. on May 8, 2018 at 5:47 am Sentient

    “Ecstasy is her reaction when an alpha male so much as grazes her shoulder or asks for the time; barely concealed disappointment is her reaction when she knows she’s settling for ol’ dependable beta male who will provide her a lifetime of comfort and adoration.”

    Raw hypergamy displayed courtesy of Kubrick.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 7:58 am Scanman

      Didn’t understand that scene when I saw it in the theatre as a young man.

      It’s a brilliant elucidation of the power of the hypergamous instinct, and Cruise gives a great performance when you see the realization of it sink in. The horror…the horror…

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 8:05 am Scanman

        It’s destructive power can only be countered with robust and diligent societal checks, and we’ve not only removed all of those checks, we’ve actually granted it an enormous legal advantage.

        (((Brutal Insanity)))

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 9:32 am Sentient

        Cruise played the Bestest Best Beta Ever!!!

        handsome, fit wealthy Doctor…

        “5 minutes of Alpha trumps (heh) 5 years of beta “- R. Tomassi

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:03 am trav777

        i dunno where it was, maybe here, someone told the story of a woman who was asked by her man if she ever had this type of impulse or saw another guy she was like fuck me now toward. And the answer was of course, yes, it happens…you’re delusional if you think it doesn’t. The woman’s reply to how she dealt with it was “i got out of there before anything happened.” That’s a good woman. The type of woman who doesn’t stay too long out with friends drinking as once she hits 3 her inhibitions vanish.

        Any guy who uses alcohol in a pickup context knows where the phase change is in a woman- you can see it. For some it’s one, some it’s 4, but it’s always there. A good girl keeps herself out of trouble, she goes home before she succumbs. You cannot change nature. There’s always a guy out there no matter how much you make her swoon, who will also make her swoon, weak in the knees, tongue tied and all of that. Maybe if she were with him you would be that guy in another life but whatever.

        No matter how hot your girl is, you’re gonna see other women and go damn i wanna hit that. Women don’t like to hear it anymore than we do, this ugly reality. But like I said, I picked up a m4rr13d chick on an airplane once…I know all too well what is possible and what types of rationalizations they will make for giving in to the impulse.

        I don’t think any of us would want to really know what’s going through the heads of our chicks at any given time.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:32 am Captain Obvious

        Bobby Peru x Lula was the one which threw me for a loop.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:51 am fleezer

        “Cruise played the Bestest Best Beta Ever!!!”

        and the scene with h. hunt clone l. sobieski as the costume shop owner d@ughter got kubrick on the shit list big time. not the masked ceremony crap. the ch!ld traff!cking stuff

        he admitted he f@ked the m00n l@nding. beautiful confession. brilliant man.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:56 pm Greg Eliot

        DUDE! Kubrick did nothing of the kind. That alleged interview was fake, and it was an actor playing the part of Kubrick.

        Try not to reanimate dead bullshit, there’s a good fellow.

        Avail yourself of a good telescope.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 1:52 pm Cracker

        speaking of Sentient’s quote ““5 minutes of Alpha trumps (heh) 5 years of beta “- R. Tomassi

        found this gem today. explains a lot. looks like jr was her beta bux. five kids and enormous wealth don’t guarantee you’ll keep a woman around if you’re not her first/best love. no away around his truth

        https://pagesix.com/2018/05/08/vanessa-trumps-first-love-was-member-of-violent-street-gang/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

        [CH: for the record, the five minutes of alpha quote was coined by me]

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 2:36 pm fleezer

        ” Kubrick did nothing of the kind. That alleged interview was fake, and it was an actor playing the part of Kubrick.”

        who said anything about an interview?

        nothing appeared in frame of a final cut that he did not intend. no camera moves he didn’t intend. nothing he didn’t intend. he is smarter than you. than me. than everyone here.

        “Try not to reanimate dead bullshit, there’s a good fellow”

        what would a beautiful confession look like if you could never tell anyone what you did?

        “Avail yourself of a good telescope.”

        like the one called “lucifer”? cute. why was the vat!can involved with na sa from the beginning? nice altar they have.

        “(((shakin’ mah haid)))”

        his final film: what is ra!nbow cleaners? it’s right there for all to see

        he displayed facts visually/symbolically. he confessed often. drencrom featured prominently in 1971. thousands of years of blood harvesting history and we should pretend it doesn’t exist (mel g. showed it)? why don’t the people you hate drink the blood? why all the rules about the blood draining of flesh to be eaten?

        he was a master. he was impossibly curious about what was possible. think he didn’t drink it?

        where was HAL? where are the seven dwarves?

        mock the victim is required for their mirror magic. they have to tell us. and they do.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 2:50 pm fleezer

        “[CH: for the record, the five minutes of alpha quote was coined by me]”

        CH + Rollo = best shot a red pill conversion sticking

        CH + Rollo vs. jbp. end it once and for all

        jbp becomes real red pill ambassador

        mass pilling occurs

        [CH: i saw rollo in a yidtube vid and i thought he looked very shitlordy. an acceptable physiognomy.]

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 5:58 pm Corinth Arkadin

        The Horror…the horror….

        IS RIGHT.

        Ya hit it on the head.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 7:57 pm Cracker

        “[CH: for the record, the five minutes of alpha quote was coined by me]”

        best line of all time CH. my apologies for not giving credit where credit is due

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  12. on May 8, 2018 at 5:49 am Hackett To Bits

    Lolzlolzlolz:

    ‘Women say they were victims of ‘dine-and-dash’ by someone they met online’

    “If you’re looking online for love or even just a dinner partner in the Los Angeles area, be careful or you might unwittingly get stuck with the bill…

    “One woman was allegedly stuck with a $130 restaurant bill after, she said, her date “went all out,” ordering steak and shrimp on their recent date, KCBS reported Friday.

    The man allegedly then claimed he needed to get a phone charger from his car and never returned…”

    (Abcnews)

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 10:30 am vfm#7634

      The perps are most likely black or brown of some kind.

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  13. on May 8, 2018 at 6:32 am Gary Eden

    Any bets on whether Robbie’s hand was placed in as innocuous a position as hubby did?

    She’s got that hand out on his shoulder to preserve the air gap between them. Clearly he doesn’t own her body.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:09 am Rudolph

      Given that arm on the shoulder I’d have thought this was a picture of the bride with the best man whom she despises or one of the other groomsmen that will soon be cut out of her new hubby’s life. Unless they were trying to show off the ring that photographer should have put a kibosh on that.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:17 pm williamk

        Most photographers encourage ultra beta poses. Despite the fact that its ostensibly a social savvy job, most wedding photographers are beta and just don’t know any better.

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  14. on May 8, 2018 at 6:47 am Hugh Jenniks

    off topic.. i’m totally getting blue balls waiting for John McCain’s death.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 8:24 am Space Viking

      No shit. Will this treasonous asshole roll over and die already?

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:34 am Captain Obvious

      “totally getting blue balls waiting for John McCain’s death”

      Short list for KKK0tY.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:57 am fleezer

      stop typing no name’s name. he has no fucking name. no name.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:51 pm Greg Eliot

        And whatever youse yeggs do, DON’T say it three times, otherwise we’ll never be rid of the minion.

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  15. on May 8, 2018 at 6:55 am plumpjack

    notice how her sexual potency dwarfs that of beta hubby’s, but appears to closely match that of Lowe’s, who (at 54) is probably twice her age.

    under the (now-defunct) beta male patriarchy that would have been okay because what hubby lacks in sexual prowess he would have made up for with his good standing in society and by being a solid provider. and her fecundity would go directly into raising their chillunz…

    … but now it’s clown world. this hardworking, hard-providing, good citizen is investing his future in a woman who’s been taken for multiple spins, and she thinks SHE’S the one who’s settling. smdh.

    so the moral of the story is…I dunno… be Rob Lowe, I guess. and don’t get m@rried until later in life. wait and see where this is all going. if/when hard times come second hand sloots will be a dime a dozen and they won’t be looking for access to food, water and protection from guys like Rob Lowe, that’s for damn sure.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 8:17 am oink

      (to Disney-cuck’s “its a small world” tune)

      it’s a clown world afterall;
      it’s a clown world afterall;
      it’s a clown, clown, world

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:36 am Captain Obvious

      “and don’t get m@rried until later in life”

      PJ, you don’t need to be m@rried to get bunz out of ovenzzzezzezes.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 9:39 am Captain Obvious

        In fact, in this day & age, I’d argue that your attitude needs to be: Show me six or eight quality bunz outta yer oven, and then MAYBE we’ll talk about The M-Word when we’re old and gray.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 9:57 am plumpjack

        yeah, I should have said that. what is left of the m@rriage contract as far as society goes? it’s pretty much just a profit-seeking venture for everyone except the groom.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:59 am vfm#7634

        “you don’t need to be m@rried to get bunz out of ovenzzzezzezes.”

        If you want to risk going to hell, sure.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:16 am Cracker

        good point vfm

        reminds me of another point.

        most m@rriages aren’t even religious anymore so they don’t count in the eyes of god anyway

        other than a couple family w3ddings, all that i’ve been to in recent years have had no religious vows or reference to god whatsoever during the ceremony.

        a few friends even did the justice of the peace courthouse deal. all that it is a legal contract. not sanctioned by god in any way.

        no wonder, most m@rriages don’t last anymore

        if you’re going to go the m@rriage route, it better be under god, if it’s not, you’re just faking it.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:24 am Cracker

        to add to that, the d1vorce rate for courthouse m@rriages is way higher than it is for traditional ceremonies. something like 80 percent of them end in d1vorce.

        i’m sure a lot of factors go into to it. but i’m guessing it’s because people who don’t want to go through the whole religious ceremony deal, don’t really have their hearts in it, don’t want to make a commitment under god because that is a serious deal.

        also, a lot of couples seem to do it on impulse without thinking it through or they are doing it as a last ditch effort to save a failing relationship.

        whatever the reason, if you’re not willing and excited to do a full fledged religious ceremony with your beloved, all your family and friends, etc. you’ve got problems and shouldn’t be considering getting hitched in the first place.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:58 am trav777

        Marriage these days is a gratuitous acquiescence to the whims of the State.

        One of these things in contract law wouldn’t be enforceable…there’s no consideration. Womyn scoff and recoil at the notion that they owe.you.a.gotdamn.thing in a m@rriage. They won’t be held to provision of even basics like sex.

        The State defines what it is now and there is NOTHING…let me say that again: NOTHING – in it for a man in Current Year. Every aspect of it you can define as your own legal instrument. You just don’t get the MFJ tax status. All else is separately achievable.

        But bear this in mind- the State can unilaterally change the rules of your agreement post-facto and there ain’t shit you can do about it. There is no legal precedent in divorce; it is whatever that judge feels like that day.

        My divorce lawyer told me I was an idiot if I did it again. High dollar law firm, lots of money clients. Guy knows what he meant and what he was talking about.

        There is absolutely nothing at all except RISK in it for a man. You give a girl what she wants for zero reasons and you accept catastrophic risk in exchange for…nothing. Even your prenup can be invalidated…this is a naked, unhedged position on your life. Like selling an uncovered put.

        Needless to say this conversation with womyn has not gone…well. Surely they are worth the risk of total suicide, right? I mean they have a VAGINA after all!

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:12 pm vfm#7634

        “The State defines what it is now and there is NOTHING…let me say that again: NOTHING – in it for a man in Current Year.”

        The State cannot overrule God, you dumbshit. The State cannot redefine marriage anymore than it can redefine who’s a man and who’s a woman according to libshit sensibilities and make it true.

        For example, just because the State recognizes gay “marriage” now doesn’t mean that God does — or ever will.

        That doesn’t mean we don’t have to take crappy State laws into account when we make decisions. But “marriage” was instituted in the Garden of Eden, and is NOT what stupid evil people in a particular State say it is.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:12 pm vfm#7634

        “The State defines what it is now and there is NOTHING…let me say that again: NOTHING – in it for a man in Current Year.”

        The State cannot overrule God, you dumbshit. The State cannot redefine m4rriage anymore than it can redefine who’s a man and who’s a woman according to libshit sensibilities and make it true.

        For example, just because the State recognizes gay “m4rriage” now doesn’t mean that God does — or ever will.

        That doesn’t mean we don’t have to take crappy State laws into account when we make decisions. But “m4rriage” was instituted in the Garden of Eden, and is NOT what stupid evil people in a particular State say it is.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:47 pm Captain Obvious

        YOU DON’T NEED TO BE COURTHOUSE-M@RRIED TO GET BUNZ OUTTA OVENZZZEZZEZES!!!!!

        All that matters is White Bunz outta White Ovenzzzezzezes.

        Everything else is, at best, just noise.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 1:02 pm oink

        Everything else is, at best, just noise.

        an’ there you go Cap’n with yer putridan love for Chaos

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 1:13 pm vfm#7634

        “YOU DON’T NEED TO BE COURTHOUSE-MARRIED TO GET BUNZ OUTTA OVENZZZEZZEZES!!!!!”

        We need to get marriage reform to a sort of French or Mexican setup where sacramental marriage and civil marriage are two separate things.

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  16. on May 8, 2018 at 7:00 am Poptarts

    Bring on Sharia Law! Go Muslims!

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 8:04 am oink

      denisovans don’t suffer fools lightly

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 8:06 am oink

        if the prostrated euros wont bring jihadists into fold, The Middle Kingdom and its gook auxiliaries will

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 8:11 am oink

        putridan CHAOS vs. chink ORDER

        interesting millennium this 3rd AD will be

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 8:14 am oink

        not necessarily looking forward to putridan demise as such;

        “schimbarea domniilor, bucuria nebunilor” that is

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 8:18 am plumpjack

        that’s an interesting thought. one way or another, the leash will return.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:06 am Roy

        True. They’ve banned beards on the Uigurs (chinese muslims) and any display of Islam IIRC.

        They take no shit from the goatfucking mohameddans.

        In that way, I admire them and their unabashed recognition that mohademmism is a brutal political ideology (more than ChiCom even) masquerading as a religion.

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  17. on May 8, 2018 at 8:53 am redone

    In other news, the NAACP wants everyone, especially anyone with a government job, to take an “implicit bias” test. All cited tests appear to test only for white vs. black bias (a natural and healthy thing).

    I think the obvious goal is to reserve even more affirmative action spots for non-whites in government gib jobs.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/05/08/starbucks-naacp-implicit-bias-training-racism-column/587402002/

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:21 am oink

      i wuz originally hired/brought here to cater to dindupets … no dindupets, oink remains in his thracian abode

      massa pays the bill, massa calls the tune … who am I to complain

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 9:41 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:08 am oink

        the star of david is kinda superfluous on B.Netanyahu,

        but who’s the other guy?

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:38 am Captain Obvious

        The dude down the hall from you with the “Director” sign on his door.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:11 pm oink

        son’ofda’beach that m’f’er still owes me muh shekels!

        jus’ kiddin’,

        massa payz gud paper’bucks for healthcaring his beloved dindupets; so whif massa took a 2×4 to my homeland THREE times? massa taketh away, massa giveth back.

        I should be less ungrateful, I suppose

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:29 pm oink

        btw; no f*ing way director Pardo can afford what massa pays

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:33 pm oink

        “let’s let bygones be bygones, and let’s all join in ((massa-approved)) hating on the ((middlemen))”

        Massa Cap’n O,

        we east’hajnalians thick, not THAT thick, tho.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 2:08 pm Ironsides

        I think you’ve got the masters and the frontrunners mixed up, O porcine one.

        The Polish gov’t was an example of masters using the (((tribe))) as frontrunners, court j00s, tax farmers, leasers of estates, alcohol monopolists. Though eventually, the j00s emerged as masters in the east with the ahem “Russian” revolution.

        However, it’s the peculiar distinction of America’s elites to become the lackeys and lickspittles of the (((tribe))) rather than the other way around. Which seems to result from their being primitive idiots who actually believe Zionism, along with being wh0res in suits who will sell themselves utterly to any bidder.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 3:36 pm oink

        well, someone had to oversee Massa Morgan’s 50 million taller-gold investment. (look it up at your convenience).

        lol that these ((cretins)) really thought they was set up for good. Broseph quickly dispossessed of such delusions; after enough Rus-blooded Sovjet bureaucrats were trained, it was one-way trip to Butyrka for ((Old Bolsheviks))

        the ease with which Broseph dispossessed of ((them)) is a main factor I don’t buy the “sven-gallied putridan” fairy tale; that together with the fate that befell any and all putridan foe

        and always, Massa Mosby and (P-man of MPC fame) regret nuffin; P-Man is particularly big on the “FDR dindu nuffin” proposition; Massa Mosby, in turn, is big on miscegenation, “work is shameful”, in particular peasant work, and “property is theft” putridan messages

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 12:01 pm discocrotch

      Jordan Peterson has spoken about these implicit/unconscious bias tests in many of his videos. It has absolutely no scientific validity.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:20 pm oink

        now don’t be silly, child

        irradiating tens of millions of goym just so that trusty ((middleman)) Chertoff make a few fiat-shekkels also had no scientific validity

        (hey, gs-trav, did you get around finding those dose calculations, you alphabet-soup pos stooge?)

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:26 pm oink

        shooting up a few million of US combat men with dangerous vaccines before the deployment to enforce about Massa’s “Ordo ab Chao” in Middle East, also absolutely no scientific validity.

        and you know what, 99.99% were not worse for wear.

        for the 0.01% with accelerated autoimmune brain atrophy, well, them’s the breaks

        massa pays, massa calls the tune. got to blame one? blame massa

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:54 pm williamk

        The new MCAT added a Psych/Soc section in 2015. Knowing the Implicit Association Test is a testable topic, and there’s plenty about racial bias.

        So yeah, they are requiring future doctors to signal liberalism in order to get into med school. Its not over the top, 90% of the section is politically neutral. But still.

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  18. on May 8, 2018 at 9:21 am ApexAlpha

    One tell that he is beta AF.

    Look at his head size compared to hers. Her head is larger. It shows she wears the pants in this relationship. This a true tell.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:27 am oink

      excuses – let’s hear yours!

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:13 am oink

        “her head was bigger than mine!”

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  19. on May 8, 2018 at 9:32 am Suburban_elk

    One of the most basic behaviors in such an interaction as posing for a picture:

    Who is leaning into whom?

    Exhibits A and B, above.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:46 am Captain Obvious

      There’s a follow-up pic on Reddit.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 10:37 am Captain Obvious

        M0d ate it, but it’s the dude standing next to Rob Lowe.

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  20. on May 8, 2018 at 9:52 am Sentient

    Have fun CH…!

    https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/sex-diary-the-humanitarian-worker-contemplating-group-sex.html

    DAY ONE

    7:30 a.m. Monday mornings are for my therapist. I wake up, like I do most mornings, not wanting to get up. But knowing I’ll see Sarah gets me out of bed. She helps me work through my relationship issues with men. Men see me as two things: best friends or fuck buddies. I know this is partly my own doing, but at 37, I need to be my best self and find the man of my dreams. Right?
    …

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 9:59 am mendo

      From that same first day: After more than a decade of being on it, I recently went off the pill. This has changed my sex drive in a major way. I suddenly feel sexual all of the time.

      I’ve read various studies that The Pill stunts a woman’s sex drive (let alone making her dry down there) so part of me wonders if this old hag enjoys sex more sans the pill versus her decade of carousel riding. Seems like for this broad, she was just going through the motions—literally.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 10:14 am Captain Obvious

      IMPRESSION #1: She’s an alcoholic.

      IMPRESSION #2: Her ilk are un-breeding themselves straight into extinction. At the age of 37, she was born in 1980/1981 [late-Carter/early-Reagan], so she’s late Gen-X. Expect increasingly fewer & fewer of her ilk as we move into Millennials, and they will just about have vanished entirely with Zyklon.

      IMPRESSION #3: “After more than a decade of being on it, I recently went off the pill. This has changed my sex drive in a major way. I suddenly feel sexual all of the time.” – Her ilk are going extinct precisely because they stubbornly [pathologically?] refuse to confess to themselves why it was that G0d gave them a sex drive in the first place.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:00 am Scanman

        Their minds have been mismanaged with great skill.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:02 am vfm#7634

        “After more than a decade of being on it, I recently went off the pill. This has changed my sex drive in a major way. I suddenly feel sexual all of the time.”

        So… the pill is for women what booze (or, ugh, soy) is for us?

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 10:50 am plumpjack

      … and the red queen nearly choked on her own saliva from laughing so hard…

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:01 am vfm#7634

      “but at 37, I need to be my best self and find the man of my dreams. Right?”

      *bangs head against wall repeatedly*

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:25 am Sentient

      Day One continued…

      10 p.m. I head to bed after deciding against using one of the two dildos I’ve bought since I moved to New York. God, I love living in this city. Everything is available.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:27 am Sentient

      Day Three… Paging GBFM

      2 p.m. I can’t stay awake! Last night was fun and the third time I’ve had anal sex in my life. I feel sore, but in a good way. I keep thinking about him and it turns me on. I wish he lived closer — I’m on the Upper East Side and he’s in Brooklyn.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 1:17 pm vfm#7634

        lzozozozlzolz

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:30 am Sentient

      Day Five… Enter the Beta Bux…

      9:30 p.m. Nearly an hour in and I’m bored. Leo is exaggeratedly courteous. When I get up to use the restroom he stands. When he suggests food, he asks me if it’s okay to order. He even asks my permission to use the restroom. Is this guy for real?

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 11:36 am plumpjack

        oooh…a plot twist…

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 1:05 pm Scanman

        Beta shelling out for dinner and asking permission to go to the bathroom from a skank who was joyfully taking it in the ass 36 hrs earlier from an alpha who doesn’t even bother to text her.

        Hahahahaha There are a million awesome stories in the naked blue city…

        … but the plot lines are all strangely identical.

        P.S. If she has one or more close gay male friends, move on. Big red flag.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 1:22 pm Ironsides

        For brevity’s sake: if she’s a fag hag.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:59 am mendo

      Sentient, this is a gold-mine of hamsterese.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 4:14 pm Sentient

        I bet she is a 6…

        Getting banged out 2-3 times a week by random Chads, filling the in between time with beta hunting (aka free validation and meals), drinking and dildos.

        Zeus – send fire 🔥!!!

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 4:14 pm Sentient

        Meant to say this is all 35yo 5.5 to 7s…

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 6:15 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Fuck that manjaw…those fucking teeth…all gums no teeth.

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  21. on May 8, 2018 at 11:19 am Nads

    Is that a maternity top in the Rob Lowe picture?

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:33 am Cracker

      good catch. sure looks like it

      all the more reason for a man to be discerning when choosing a mate and to learn game.

      thinking that having kids with a girl will guarantee her desire for you and her continued fidelity is a fool’s move. if she’s not into you before kids, it’s not going to better after. it will only get worse.

      think of all the women we see complaining about how hubby is like having another child, how hard it is to be a mom, how she’s too tired to have sex, etc.

      every one of those women is with a man she doesn’t desire and she resents him for wanting as much attention as she gives her job and the kids.

      that’s not how a woman should feel about her man. if she does, you were ignoring red flags before you w1fed and knocked her up, and now you’re paying the price for it.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 12:24 pm Scanman

        100% truth.

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 2:53 pm stg58animalmother

        My buddy’s wife literally humps his hip/leg when he gets home from work. He had to Dread Game her pretty seriously after a rough patch of a few years, but she’s straightened up nicely. He’s a solid Alpha who stuck by her, with some help from a younger, hotter tighter woman the next big city over, who supplies the ever present lurking competition.

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  22. on May 8, 2018 at 11:25 am seldom seen

    listening to the corporate media now. they discussed two issues in the last 40 minutes: a recent outbreak of Ebola in the Congo and the possible implications of racism at the fifa world cup in Russia. guess which monopolised neraly 95% of air time.

    Apparently, Racism is a far worse issue than Ebola.

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  23. on May 8, 2018 at 11:38 am Captain Obvious

    The Tribe to seize NASCAR https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nascar-m-a-exclusive/exclusive-nascars-majority-owners-explore-sale-sources-idUSKBN1I825P

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:41 am Captain Obvious

      “The France family, which controls NASCAR, is working with investment bank Goldman Sachs Group Inc to identify a potential deal for the company, three sources said, cautioning that the deliberations are at exploratory stage and no agreement of any kind is certain…”

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 11:56 am plumpjack

      considering how comfortably sound asleep normies are in their little “just leave us alone!” bubble, I’d say this is a positive development.

      let’s just hope (and I think it’s almost guaranteed) that the bankers will attempt to force-feed the diversity agenda to the lily white Nascar fans just a leeetle too fastly and furiously.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 12:45 pm Greg Eliot

      It’s about time all them negresses working behind the scenes on the engines will get a chance to drive, amirite?

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 6:16 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Hidden Figures, GE. Hidden Figures.

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  24. on May 8, 2018 at 11:53 am rocko

    Well, Screech from Saved By The Bell apparently made a porn of him banging a bride and one of her bridesmaids, so there’s that.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 12:35 pm oink

      rocko porko

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  25. on May 8, 2018 at 12:16 pm egonptadvice

    Men perceived as beta from women are objects to her. If her husband was run over by a truck at the moment her biggest problem would be how to not look stone cold.

    If she does not perceive you as seed spreader, she feels so cold towards you as by worse psychos. Even more.

    What to say? Find the way to be seen as alpha.

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  26. on May 8, 2018 at 12:21 pm MikeR

    This is how it should be:

    (That’s former South African rugby star Schalk Burger and his beautiful bride Michele)

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 4:48 pm SteveRogers42

      Hope they take their genes to Australia before the slaughter begins in earnest.

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  27. on May 8, 2018 at 12:29 pm williamk

    To me, this is not really about the girl. There’s very little to discern about the girl here, its one picture at her wedding, there’s probably plenty others where she’s smiling. She could be perfectly normal.

    But we know plenty about the guy, he *chose* to contrast the pictures like this, he chose the one picture in which his bride looks the least enthused, he chose to neg himself in public like this.

    Slapdick beta males seem to think its endearing to appear supplicating or “on bottom”. In essence, this is just like the beta male grimace, that strange mouth open face. The beta is screaming out “I’m not a threat totally not a threat, I will not compete with you!”.

    Its a social reflex. The beta learned early in life that they lose in competition, so they learn to constantly counter-signal competition itself so nobody decides to compete with them and take what little they have.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 4:32 pm Macro Investor

      My take is different. The dude just got struck with his red pill moment, realizing he’s been had.

      He’s not crying for likes. He’s saying it finally makes sense, the complaining, the no sex, the cold shoulder. I’m that guy who made the big mistake and I’m moving on.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 4:35 pm Cracker

      sure, she’s smiling in other pictures but look how far she’s arching her back to get distance from him in this pic

      that’s not what you see from a woman who loves and desires her man

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  28. on May 8, 2018 at 1:13 pm rhodigian

    Good old CH.
    You’ll have the gratitude of many ex betas (or betas in conversion).
    You sure change my (and I bet many others’) point of view in many things. a change of point of view is a soon to be change in behaviour.

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  29. on May 8, 2018 at 1:19 pm Bored

    Looks like Rob Lowe did the guy a favour.

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 4:32 pm Cracker

      you’d like to think so but i seriously doubt he learned anything from this. he’s looking for public sympathy but not calling her out for being a crap w1fe because he doesn’t have the balls to man up and ditch the chick.

      he’s your typical cuck who stays with his sloot w1fe even though she shows public disrespect and lack of desire for him. no doubt she’w even worse in private.

      he’ll likely stay and keep trying to please her thinking she’ll somehow change her ways. until one day she finally cheats or d1vorces his ass

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  30. on May 8, 2018 at 1:28 pm Ladd MaccAodh

    Serious chicken and egg case here. The guy posted this picture himself. I don’t even use the word “Cuck”, but it applies here. He showcases his inferiority in exchange for vacuous social approval in the form of upvotes. Do you think this is an isolated incident, or that his wife didn’t know when they married? Betabucks written all over this. Girl didn’t even wear heels short enough to keep herself shorter than him on the wedding day.

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  31. on May 8, 2018 at 3:22 pm Dan in ATL

    Ehhhh. Donald Trump smiles more than Melania in their pictures.

    [CH: melania is EE. they don’t smile. ever.]

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 3:48 pm oink

      it’s not the “i dream of an alpha” non-smile, it’s the “i’ll throttle the out of line bitch” non-smile (see the squnted eyes)

      learn the difference

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 4:52 pm SteveRogers42

      Eastern Euros are strong, serious people who came up in a hard school. They reserve smiles for special occasions.

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  32. on May 8, 2018 at 3:31 pm Augustus Tilton

    Did MPC get taken down?

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    • on May 8, 2018 at 3:38 pm oink

      looks like they had a filter placed (my guess is after a ddos)

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      • on May 8, 2018 at 3:39 pm oink

        funny, I was badmouthing PMan just a few lines up the forum (in modhell at this moment)

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  33. on May 8, 2018 at 3:40 pm theasdgamer

    I was dancing with a Puerto Rican Chiquita bonita…she mentioned some pro baseball player that supposedly was in the bar…”I don’t follow baseball.” She totally lost interest in the guy. It didn’t hurt that the girls were watching me, not him.

    She: Oh look, there’s Rob Lowe.

    Me: Rob Lowe…that name sounds familiar.

    She: He starred in blah, blah, blah

    Me [in a bored tone]: yeah, that’s cool. [putting “kinda” before “cool” sounds like an obvious try-hard neg]

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  34. on May 8, 2018 at 3:50 pm traitors first

    and people wonder why I can barely stand women past the weekend.
    they also wonder why I say the song buch dich by rammstein is a song about the perfect weekend or valentines day (and yes I know the song is about another guy but I just think about it being a chick and dgaf)

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  35. on May 8, 2018 at 4:23 pm herbie

    Based on the pictures alone… Ouch!

    Off to read article now.

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