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The Recovery

May 15, 2018 by CH

On the fly reframing, that’s how it’s done. If you can see the flame-out coming, may as well go out with your dignity intact, the flamethrower scorching everything within the perimeter of engagement.

And who knows? This deport-a-slore might’ve been intrigued by his assholery, enough to take up his offer. Girls are known to succumb to the jerk’s charms.

***

FastEddie flashes his MAGA Game.

Can confirm. I have -Trump supporter. Gun and business owner. If you have “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on your profile, swipe left- all on my profile.

Had one recently message me saying she’s not sure we’d click because I’m obviously an ardent Trump supporter. I said- no problem. Appreciate the honesty. I just feel bad relegating you to all those male feminists and soy boys.

GREAT reframe. Shit test passed with pyrotechnic flair.

She laughed and said I just described her friends. I told her of course they’re her friends.

“I figured you’d say that.”

Deep down, beanie wearing soys make her sick.

Now we’re off to the races. She flat out says, “If you want to fuck me, buy me a drink.” I said, “I know the best place in town,” then gave her my address.

Banged out. She’s 26. I’m 38.

PS
Would share screenshots, but she unmatched me afterward (not interested in a relationship with someone that brainwashed.)

She sent me a screed with verbosity to shame Balzac after a couple days screaming, “YOU know why I date soy boys?!!!(she used the actual term) Because THEY won’t pretend to be interested in me, fuck me and throw me away!!!”

This is when you know you’ve banged out not only the girl, but her hamster as well. A double banging.

The whole thing was several paragraphs long. I responded- lol.

lol. Also, this is how everyone from the “intellectual dark web” should respond to chaimstream media requests.

Then she unmatched me, right when I was trying to go back in and screenshot.

There’s always next time.
Glad you’re all my brothers.
FE

There’s a lot of good Game advice in FE’s story, but that profile line — If you have “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on your profile, swipe left — is killer. The best thing about it is that it can be ported easily to almost any profile or pickup scenario because it’s basically a nuclear disqualification that immediately puts the girl in the chaser/appeaser/approval seeker role. For instance,

“If you ask me to buy you a drink, swipe left” (this is really funny if you do it IRL and make a theatrical swiping motion with your hand as you’re telling her)

“If you ask me to put on a condom, swipe left”

“If you have a pussy hat, swipe all the way left”

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  1. on May 15, 2018 at 8:46 am Erudite Knight

    CH make sure you check out Patrick Little running for CA senate against (((feinstein))) he is actually polling 2nd, and the top two go on.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 8:47 am Erudite Knight

      https://i2.wp.com/i.4cdn.org/pol/1526346585158.jpg?zoom=2

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      • on May 22, 2018 at 1:04 am feeltheforcetv

        Two of the most evil Bitches In America: Gloria Steinem and that jewcunt Feinstein.

        ZOG ZOG ZOG

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  2. on May 15, 2018 at 8:50 am Mob Barley

    “I mean” “like” “whatever”

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 11:14 am trav777

      he should have been like “there’s a reward if I call you into ICE so the drinks are on me!!!! :)”

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  3. on May 15, 2018 at 8:54 am Ltc. Andy Tanner

    The whole swipe-left-if-u-vote-4-trump thing is its own hamster wheel area of study.

    One group are girls that think they’re mean-girling us chads. We’re excluded,oh no. They think they’re shaming us.

    Others do this as their version of being obese and blue haired…just being unpleasant in a sense of preemptive sour grapes.

    I like this assuming the deportation move…or assuming the handmaidens tale…though. We can bang before the trump dystopia sweeps you away.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 11:19 am Anonymous

      It’s fun pointing out to those crazy sluts that if they are looking for a straight, white, professionally-successful man, three-quarters of us voted for Trump. Their reactions are golden.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 10:28 am Ltc. Andy Tanner

        oh right, no shit. all the good men are trump voters. and some of the bad ones too.

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  4. on May 15, 2018 at 8:54 am The Raven

    You aren’t undocumented, puta. You’re a criminal alien who needs to GTFO.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 11:01 am PBR Streetgang

      It’s telling that someone – particularly a woman – would openly state that they’re undocumented … Through a succession of lies – they’d have run the gauntlet to obtain internet acces, a credit account, some form of government issued identification and an income to pay for all that – and yet instead of being discreet- they openly pass character judgements as if the held some moral high-ground

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 4:51 pm Libertardian

        The arrogance of these people no doubt earned many Trump votes. Again, try to illegally immigrate to some other country (say, Israel) and march openly in front of government offices to make your demands of the local taxpayers.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 12:38 am Agent X

        Its not that surprising. Being an illegal is one of the ultimate victim statuses you can have on the left. That’s at least four levels above “rape victim”.

        Can you imagine the level of supplication and hamster feeding that line has gotten her with lefty men (and women).

        I’d bet there’s a 90% chance she is nothing of the sort, either. She probably figured she could get away with it because off the color of her skin.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 2:42 pm SteveRogers42

      But first a rapid-fire bare-bottom spanking.

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  5. on May 15, 2018 at 8:55 am Waffles

    It’s actually quite amazing how many “liberal” “feminist” chicks who “hate trump” will have sex with me on the first date despite me teasing them with quips about building the wall. It’s almost as if women say one thing and do another. Shocking.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 10:15 am FastEddie

      Can confirm. I have -Trump supporter. Gun and business owner. If you have “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on your profile, swipe left- all on my profile.

      Had one recently message me saying she’s not sure we’d click because I’m obviously an ardent Trump supporter. I said- no problem. Appreciate the honesty. I just feel bad relegating you to all those male feminists and soy boys.

      She laughed and said I just described her friends. I told her of course they’re her friends. Deep down, beanie wearing soys make her sick.

      Now we’re off to the races. She flat out says, “If you want to fuck me, buy me a drink.” I said, “I know the best place in town,” then gave her my address.

      Banged out. She’s 26. I’m 38.

      PS
      Would share screenshots, but she unmatched me afterward (not interested in a relationship with someone that brainwashed.)

      She sent me a screed with verbosity to shame Balzac after a couple days screaming, “YOU know why I date soy boys?!!!(she used the actual term) Because THEY won’t pretend to be interested in me, fuck me and throw me away!!!”

      The whole thing was several paragraphs long. I responded- lol.

      Then she unmatched me, right when I was trying to go back in and screenshot.

      There’s always next time.
      Glad you’re all my brothers.
      FE

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 10:23 am mendo

        Righteous!

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 10:25 am Captain Obvious

        In her defense, she has a point.

        Game is some powerful strong Mojo.

        If you’ve got a conscience, then you’re constantly worrying about all the Alpha Widows whom you’re leaving in your wake.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 10:27 am Captain Obvious

        PRO-TIP: That outburst which she threw at you sounds very Cluster-B/Borderline.

        Borderlines can be dealt with, but it requires Rock-of-Gibraltar Wrath-of-G0d Game on the part of tey Playa.

        Wrath. Of. G0d.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 10:45 am FastEddie

        lol. Thanks Mendo. Do what I can when I can.

        Cap- I hear ya, but I’m not interested in whatever wrath of god game is in order to keep these broads in line. My conscience tells me these broads were broken beyond repair before they ran into me. Mine’s clear.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:20 am trav777

        I’ve tried these things…they don’t work so well in DC in my experience.

        Maybe i’ll put it up again but women around here are righteous idiots

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:20 am Captain Obvious

        “My conscience tells me these broads were broken beyond repair before they ran into me.”

        Maybe so, or maybe that’s a cop out on your part – I dunno – only you were there.

        All I know is that G0d created White men & White women so that White Bunz would eventually be pushed out of White ovens, and raised in stable l0ving White households, as ruled over by White sh!tlord fathers.

        Not so that White men & White women would end up loathing each other so much that they couldn’t even stand one anothers’ company anymore.

        With millions upon millions of White bunz eventually going barren & ch!ldless as a result.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:22 am itsme

        “If you want to fuck me”

        that language is a slut tell, so yeah she was already broken.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:24 am Captain Obvious

        OVENs eventually going barren & ch!ldless

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:32 am Captain Obvious

        “that language is a slut tell, so yeah she was already broken”

        Blessed ARE the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:33 am Captain Obvious

        I don’t wanna be Captain Save-A-Ho, but G0d d@mn it all to H311, at some point we have got to start defending & reclaiming these White wombs from The Frankfurt School.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:44 am mendo

        Cappy, I was somewhat considering just that when I saw that same sad chick I told you about last week. Same thigh-high socks and pleated skirt hitting mid-thigh. Good and slim, but dammit if all her accoutrements ruin it.

        Someone else helped me yesterday but sad chick came out just as I was leaving. Part of me wonders if her subconscious or baby-making id is telling her something–just an inkling I get from her.

        She needs a lot of work.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:51 am Cracker

        “I don’t wanna be Captain Save-A-Ho, but G0d d@mn it all to H311, at some point we have got to start defending & reclaiming these White wombs from The Frankfurt School.”

        i think we all wish we could save them all. but in reality, some women aren’t saveable and wifing/knocking them up will only result in misery for you and screwed up kids. better to reserve your energy for the girls who aren’t damaged than trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:56 am Cracker

        to add to that, we don’t prosper by simply having more whites. thinking we need to keep up with the muds and value quantity over quality is foolish.

        whites have always been the world minority but that never stopped us from conquering, prospering, dominating, etc.

        having a shitload of degenerate, low IQ, broken whites hurts us more than it helps.

        let nature do it’s thing and allow the worst off our kind die off so the good and strong are all that’s left. that’s the only way.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 12:30 pm Captain Obvious

        Cracker, I’m sick and tired of ceding ground to The Frankfurt School. It’s time to go on THE OFFENSIVE.

        PS: The dumbest most idiotic tatted-up gap-toothed redneck loser of a meth-addicted White ho and her White ch!ldren are more Holy than any f!lthy phucking j00 on the face of the Earth.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 12:55 pm JRH

        I remember one gal saying her friends would be upset with her that she was with someone supporting the military. She worked at some marijuana non profit. It’s definitely a pattern that has happened to me several times. These chicks don’t believe everything, it would just upset their social circles by not having the same views. I bet with some work you could change them, but I am lazy.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 1:18 pm FastEddie

        Cap- ok. White Broad Reclamation Project

        How do you solve the following:

        Part I

        Convince broads to give up sex, power, money and choice for the chance at one good man who will commit to them.

        After you convince them, stop their ears from listening to their friends, turning on the TV, jooflix, instawhore, all telling them they should be mudding it up or they’re not even living life.

        Part II

        After accomplishing the two previous miracles, how do you get White Men to shut off the instawhore, jooflix, afroball, etc., become active and hit the iron themselves when they know the payoff is a bunch of used up sluts?

        Once that miracle is accomplished, and these men are in the top 15% in looks and income, how do you convince them to save broken mud sharks and libtards when they can pull much hotter sluts now?

        After all that time and effort, how do you convince these men who are now professionals at banging Western wahmen, that they should discard their skills and make an honest woman of only one slut?

        Let me know, and I’m right behind ya.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 2:49 pm SteveRogers42

        When the r/k selection shift happens, and we can actually run up the black flag and get down to bidness, all these slores will be “reclaimed” and the buns/ovens thing will happen as a natural outgrowth of this turn of the cycle.

        Prior to that, ho-saving will be the isolated exception, not the rule.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 5:08 pm Captain Obvious

        PS: If you really can “pull much hotter sluts now”, then don’t go around breaking the hearts of the much lesser sluts.

        That’s simply atrocious behavior – getting a chick’s hopes up and then breaking her heart.

        Don’t ever go there.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 5:34 pm FastEddie

        CO- lol. “Atrocious behavior?” What finishing school did you go to? They teach you needlepoint?

        The state of things is not my problem, and I’ve said many times “game” is an adaptive strategy to broken broads. It’s not a long term solution.

        Until you can actually answer the questions in my post, I guess I’ll keep behaving atrociously.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 7:42 pm Vagina dominator

        “That’s simply atrocious behavior – getting a chick’s hopes up and then breaking her heart.”

        Cap, the idiot woman actually said “If you want to fuck me, buy me a drink.”

        So he bought her a drink. What did she expect? A diamond engagement ring at the bottom of the glass?

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 8:53 pm Captain Obvious

        “Until you can actually answer the questions in my post, I guess I’ll keep behaving atrociously.”

        Apparently M0d ate the answers.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 9:46 pm Carlos Danger

        Should have called her a for a second boning and a third.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 10:28 pm Ironsides

        Captain, your heart’s in the right place, and in so far as I can judge, you’re a truly decent chap. Noble, even.

        But there is just no chance of reclaiming and wifing up most of these brawds until “collective alpha” is restored. That is, the male sex itself must have alpha status, which then accrues to all normal males, including the betas, in order for the mating system to work correctly again.

        Currently, men are stuck with a “collective gamma” status. The exceptional can fight their way up out of this, but there’s simply no way for us to reclaim all the women first.

        Power first. Then women. Until white men have power again, the women will continue to run amok. You can’t start with the women, societally.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 6:55 am plumpjack

        ironsides is correct here.

        most sloots have already discovered that they are pretty much free to do whatever they please in our society, that there is little, if anything, a man can do stop her, and there is no way she’s giving up that power without being locked in a cage for six months, put on a six starvation diet, and given a complete stepford w1fe hamster-reprogramming.

        in the present “collective gamma” situation we’re in, if a man puts more pressure on a woman to behave than she would like she can just play the rape card, stalker card, d0mestic vi0lence card, no-fault div0rce/ch1ld custody/alim0ny card, abort his ch1ld card, or just dump him for a more-compliant beta card.

        these are all real, legal things that she can do, and the state will support her. the accused man is considered guilty until proven innocent, or at least until his life is ruined.

        and what card does a man hold? game.

        something tells me things are just a leeetle unequal in this here current situation. it can’t last much longer, but we need to at least be realistic about where we’re at.

        i suspect we are going to lose a couple generations of men and women. so take good care of yourselves because the decent, uncorrupted w1fe you’re looking for probably hasn’t even been born yet.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 7:40 am plumpjack

        not long ago I leaned more towards CO’s position that there are some hoes that can be saved. but after more time in the field dating youngish white women my eyes have been opened even wider than they were right after my red pill eyelid removal surgery.

        the horny young white women presently being mass produced by the Frankfurt school assembly line lurrrv power first, a man second. only when that power they are seeking comes through the man will they submit to him. and how much power can even the most game-savvy man wield when his hands are tied by the state?

        hands not just tied, but cut off completely. and his legs.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 7:51 am Anonymous

        one of the pretty little lies of the pua “community”, perhaps the PRETTIEST little lie is that when a woman had sex with a man that she has “submitted”. or that when she falls in love with a man that she has “submitted”. the whole point of birth control, of the state-wielded women’s “rights” bludgeon, is so that women can enjoy sex and power without submitting. she can even birth children without “submitting” via an epidural and C-section.

        in every way white women are collectively trying to avoid submitting, unless of course they are forced to. but what happens when society has pretty much banned/demonized all of those traditional ways where women were subjected to submission? game is supposed to be an antidote for ALL THAT. pfffft.

        fasteddie said it well above. game is simply a temporary, stop-gap measure. an adaptation to slow, but not remotely stop, the hemorrhaging.

        [CH: women have an innate desire to submit…to a worthy man. aka a dominant man. women won’t announce this desire, or even consciously recognize it, because evolution has seen fit to conceal women’s truest desires from men to avoid the problem of spoofers and to better assess male mate worthiness (does he understand intuitively what i really want? then he must be loved by many women). if you give women the tools to avoid their natural inclination to submission, you get a lot more unhappy women. and that is precisely what the happiness data show since the inception of modren feminism.]

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 8:00 am plumpjack

        the prettiest little lie in the PUA world is that when a woman has sex or falls in love it means she has submitted. if she’s submitted then why the giant club called “women’s rights” that the state bludgeons the men with? she wants to have all the fun of submitting without actually doing it.

        don’t kid yourselves that she’s submitted to you just bc she let you be her dildo for a night or a month or a year or whatever. a woman submits when she has pushes out a baby without an epidural. that’s her
        true subm1ssion. and she doesn’t necessarily need any particular man around for that. a man, or a group of men, or an institution of men will do.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 8:30 am FastEddie

        You can tell who has actual experience and is out there taking grenades in the field by their responses in this thread.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 9:46 am trav777

        Yup, you can really tell sometimes. Ima put that trump shit on my tinder and i’ll let you know. I did “LTR for girl who earns it” at one point and response was….frosty. Message has to be tailored for demographic…like I think that’d be some rough sledding for a line in SFO; not enough chicks who are not reflexively insane there.

        So, um everyone else…wtf is with this sudden doing of what I explicitly and repeatedly told you people NOT TO DO, which is to put these bitches on a pedestal!??!

        THEY ARE NOT WORTH SAVING. THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING SAVE. You are NOT CAPTAIN SAVE A HO.

        White women are not broken or lost, they are just WOMEN. This is exactly how they always have been, a herd following social trends. The trends just suck and so does the System.

        At such time as you can HIT THEM, they will magically find their happy place again.

        Your grandpa didn’t think his woman was a goddamned idealized princess….why are you doing it?

        We have an overabundance of people who spergily conjecture about how women really should be acting like men and being rational and logical and gdit why won’t they, and beta males who supplicate and do whatever the women want without question. Toxic combination.

        Accept women for who they are, not what you wish them to be…and who the fuck would want a woman that’s like a man anyway?

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 10:00 am FastEddie

        Trav nails it.

        And yeah man. You’re at libtard ground zero over there. I have to deal with a fair amount of it in the Midwest. Can only imagine the nonsense you put up with on the daily.

        You know your demo better than I do. You can keep the frame. Just change the wording so they don’t reflexively flip out. There is a limit to how much their mouse brains will tolerate.

        Just for fun I put #repealthe19th on mine for a while. Noticeably fewer matches. Did grab some hilarious screenshots though.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 12:20 pm Annoyed Lurker

      Cap is right as usual. A majority of these girls can be saved by a caring, strong man. But many in the movement would rather pump and dump them after, in many cases, being the first real man these women have ever met (including their father). Taking advantage and “enjoying the decline” with these potential good girls will give you a special place in hell.

      My wife went from confused future purple hair feminist to feminime bundle of joy begging for me to impregnate her in a matter of a month. All I did was show her some love and care in the way only a man can. I told her all the lies she pretended to believe and did not waiver when her friends warned her about muh ebil raycism.

      Most of these women can be saved, your task is to find one you want to keep and to withhold your passions from destroying these borderline cases. Otherwise, you may as well be 5ucking off fresh f0reskins with the rest of (((them))).

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 7:00 pm Pwn

        Lol white knight idiot

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 9:41 am Ryu

        CO already knows the answer: white men must go to the Dark Place and stop caring about The System.

        White women will come RUNNING BACK to white men when we do what we need to.

        Every WN here knows what has to be done. Those who have done it, and are in prison, have women at their feet. They all recieve fanmail from attractive white women.

        Here is an example of a violent white man, who got married in prison and has bunz in da oven.

        She admires him for what he did! If WNs can even comprehend that.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 12:57 pm trav777

      women are hilarious…I had one hater riding me on a park bench after I convinced her that she was actually a nazi too.

      It’s hard to fathom how women make it through the day with this jumble of shit called a brain

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 12:34 am Anonymous

        What did you say to her?

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 7:45 am Anonymous

        They do it (make it through the day) because of the protection of white men.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 9:53 am trav777

        I got a drink or two in her first to soften her up. She was coming at me real liberal.

        I started asking her about blacks and violence and jew banking and other shit like this. You’d be surprised what I talk about. She was a little older for me, like 37, so she was a homeowner, taxpayer, skin in the game chick.

        She called me a nazi at one point or something…I laughed and whatever. Then not too much later I walked her into agreeing with the premises and it was then that I was like SEE, you’re a nazi too. In vino veritas.

        LIberal “reasoning” is easy to deconstruct because it isn’t reasoning. You can say shit about blacks and dismantle every excuse they make for black inferiority. Slavery? What about the irish or the SLAVS? What about every race…oh, discrimination, RSA has lower QoL metrics now, so do nogs vis a vis segregation. The system is racist…um UCVS. They ASK victims who victimized them. Colonialism? India, China, SE Asia were colonized. Hong fucking Kong. It’s like COD with auto-aim on.

        Nobody seems to know that RSA had an illegal immigration problem from nigerians for decades during apartheid. People trying to get IN.

        And then you talk about how much taxes someone pays, you personalize the effects of this pie in the sky shit. Ask them how they like paying for profligacy and shootings and taco people proliferating. Then, they’re a nazi.

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  6. on May 15, 2018 at 9:02 am Sir James Hope Grant's great-great-grandnephew

    He missed a chance to agree and amplify.
    “Oh God, you’re a Republican aren’t you?”
    “I’m more Republican than Trump, Reagan and Nixon put together”
    “I’m so Republican liberals burst into flames when they touch me.”
    “I’m a fascist actually. Republicans are pussies.”
    “Republican to the bone. I burn poor people to power my yacht.”
    “Oh God I sure am and you secretly love it.”
    Etc.
    Being apologetic is death.
    Being a total dick may work.

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    • on May 16, 2018 at 8:41 am Space Viking

      The only time I’ve ever a2m’d a bitch was about an hour after I told an Obama voting redhead that I wasn’t a Republican because they’re all a bunch of pussies, and that I was a fascist. That was before the advent of the God Emperor. Now I would say “Trumpist” instead of fascist for the lulz.

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  7. on May 15, 2018 at 9:10 am The Recovery | @the_arv

    […] The Recovery […]

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  8. on May 15, 2018 at 9:26 am mendo

    Y’know CH, at first glance this doesn’t pass the jumbotron test, but upon further reflecting, regarding the flameout, he probably knew he had no chance after her republican line and figured to go out guns a blazin’

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 9:32 am Rick

      Exactly. She kept a rock solid frame throughout and never gave him a millimeter of hope.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 9:43 am Dread Forman

        You don’t have a millimeter of hope

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 9:36 am everybodyhatesscott

      Agree and amplify would probably have been a better first response.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:52 am bigjohn33

        A Republican? God no! I’m a fascist.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 12:39 pm trav777

        it wouldn’t have mattered…wasn’t going to close this deal.

        she dug in deep…

        but to be honest…ok, so suppose he used the magic words that turned her into a bang. A girl with this political opinion is unexploded ordnance. She’s a wetback illegal, as toxic as it gets. Sooner or later she’s gonna stab you. Might be the first date.

        Derision is a perfectly good option…walking away from insanity is a good idea most of the time.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 7:46 pm Vagina dominator

        No anchor baby for you!

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  9. on May 15, 2018 at 9:42 am Hackett To Bits

    “Oh god, you’re a Republican aren’t you?”

    “Actually I’m ICE”

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 9:49 am HungarianPatriot

      Lol winner

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:11 am Hackett To Bits

        In MAGA friendly news, Orban wins, the $oro$ Open Society Foundation quits Hungary.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 12:28 pm Joshua Sinistar

      All of you need to dump this Red Team vs Blue Team nonsense. You may as well be watching blacks play with their balls like a cuck. National Review is now defending Trannies and their feels. So much “caring”, and yet I have so little fucks for that drivel.
      What is this anyway? I’m reminded of The Chariot Races at the Circus Maximus. Except without the actual sports or competition. Are you Judah Ben Hur? Don’t go there. Leave the cuckservatives and The Lincoln Party behind you.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 12:44 pm Anonymous

        Uh, we all know that, kid. You new?

        Duck the uniparty.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 1:13 pm vfm#7634

        If National Review represented Republicans, we wouldn’t have Trump.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 2:51 pm SteveRogers42

        National Review hasn’t “conserved” anything for the past 60 years.

        Yesterday’s news.

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  10. on May 15, 2018 at 9:49 am Damn Crackers

    To paraphrase Paracelsus, “I am no mere Republican!”

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  11. on May 15, 2018 at 9:49 am hard9bfcp

    He never agreed he’s a Republicuck, but replied he worked for President Trump. Trump ran as a Re’cuck because third parties never win, but he is in truth our first third-party prez.

    Dude shoulda told her to burn every extra dollar she receives thanks to President Trump’s tax cuts. Also, dude needs to stay away from mystery meat squattinas.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 10:02 am Exurban

      “…he is in truth our first third-party prez.”

      True. If we’re lucky he’ll be able to lead a takeover of the Republican Party.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:13 am Red

        Have you signed up to the Republican party? Trump cannot take it over without his supporters being members

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 12:28 pm itsme

        i’m signed up. had to in order to vote for him in the primaries.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 7:22 pm Publius

        No more voting, red.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 7:41 am Red

        Is it Publius or (((Publius)))? Trump has proved voting is not a complete loss. Support candidates like Patrick Little. We can take the Republican over from the inside

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 11:12 am Red

      As if this illegal is paying taxes…

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 12:17 pm vfm#7634

      The GOP base put President Trump in the White House. The base is the GOP, not the Congresscritters. I’m a registered Republican because of that.

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  12. on May 15, 2018 at 9:50 am Damn Crackers

    “You forgot to capitalize God.”

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  13. on May 15, 2018 at 9:54 am greginaurora

    Anything that makes me laugh is a good line.

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  14. on May 15, 2018 at 9:56 am Igor

    A sad state of affairs when a (presumably) American man’s dating life involves going online and trying to charm a random migrant from the third world’s slums.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 10:01 am williamk

      That is my take as well. Although too his credit he is not taking it too seriously and we can deduce from his lightheartedness that he has other (hopefully better) options.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 10:24 am mendo

      Part me wonders if he was just f’n with her. He probably figured she’d respond a certain way and just went with it.

      Still, why waste it on that thing. . .

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 7:47 pm Vagina dominator

      At least he didn’t have to by an airline ticket to Brazil.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 10:05 am trav777

        and why’s that? I’ve actually gone more than a few places to meet hoes. S. America is great bc you can get on a plane, do your night’s sleep and wake up 5000 mi away. If you get out of coach, you can pretty much do a long weekend down there without a lot of trouble.

        Every single chick I ever met up with, I guess they all must have lived here once and moved back or something, was PHENOMENALLY decent and into me. Like red carpet level. Sure I know the green card thing plays a part but wtf do I care, I have a return ticket. An 18 yr old peruvian offered to live with me here as my wife, cook, clean, sex, all of it, for 2 years for her card. Straight swap. Of course I passed on that.

        You get a local who puts out nonstop, you can go see places and do shit that you would not find as a tourist. And you don’t have to deal with liberal bullshit. It’s the ideal way to travel IMO

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  15. on May 15, 2018 at 10:01 am rocko

    Just promise her a green card and she’ll put out. Worked for Gloria from Modern Family.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 7:48 pm Vagina dominator

      That’s a fucking creepy show. It should be called “House of Horrors”.

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    • on May 16, 2018 at 8:52 am Space Viking

      My wife used to watch this show until I pointed out what degenerate ykw garbage it is. Now she evangelizes to her friends to turn it off.

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  16. on May 15, 2018 at 10:07 am Anonymous White Male

    “And who knows? This deport-a-slore might’ve been intrigued by his assholery, enough to take up his offer.”

    She might, just to get a free meal before she gets shipped back to Asswipestan. Then she’ll be able to dine on local delicacies, like Night Soil Pie.

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  17. on May 15, 2018 at 10:20 am Captain Obvious

    Tom Wolfe, Author of ‘The Right Stuff,’ and ‘Bonfire of the Vanities’ Dead at Age 87 http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3655355/posts

    [CH: we lost a prophet and a Great Noticer. rip wolfe.]

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 2:53 pm SteveRogers42

      Sad day. Great life.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 8:08 pm cortesar

      —————————————————————————————————-
      D.A. Abe Weiss: We are gonna prove to these black motherfuckers… pardon my language, Howard. We are going to prove to this niggers that this administration loves them! No matter what it takes. I am no racist hymie! By November, they’re are going be thinking of me as the first black district attorney of Bronx County. Huh?

      Jed Kramer: Yeah.

      D.A. Abe Weiss: They’re gonna beg for me to be mayor. We’re gonna walk away with that election!

      Jed Kramer: No question.

      D.A. Abe Weiss: That’s what we’re gonna do!

      Jed Kramer: Yes!
      —————————————————————————————-
      RIP Wolf
      I am sure time will pay your due as it always does

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  18. on May 15, 2018 at 10:20 am Captain Obvious

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 10:20 am Captain Obvious

      ^^^In mod, but Tom Wolfe just died.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 10:47 am Captain Obvious

        I read the J00 Yawk Times obituary, and learned three interesting little tidbits:

        1) His father was director of distribution for Southern States – we live at Southern States.

        2) Truman Capote invented the idea of a “Black & White Ball” – go figure.

        3) The obituary-ists couldn’t be bothered to mention his w!fe & ch!ldren.

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  19. on May 15, 2018 at 10:30 am K Young

    hahahahahahah

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  20. on May 15, 2018 at 10:43 am baked georgia

    http://www.unz.com/isteve/tully-with-charlize-theron/

    hehe sailer mentioned you, again.

    by the way, there’s a charlize theron movie called “young adult” that is a somewhat accurate portrait of a career gal reaching the wall…
    theron’s real life is even worse. what a waste of good genes

    [CH: charlize was a 10 in her prime. now? she’s a barren ambassador for World Cuckery. tragic.]

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 11:11 am Captain Obvious

      It’s very difficult to imagine a greater White tragedy than the life of Charlize Theron.

      Maybe Achilles dying in vain for that filthy fucking whore, Helen.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:25 am Carlos Danger

        Achilles was the kind of man who lived for the fight. Helen was not even on the radar screen. When you read the Iliad, you see what a scary man he was. You could not trust him not to turn on you unexpectedly.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 11:31 am oink

        the only tragedy is that filthy whore was not hanged, together with her filthy whore of a mother Gerda, for murdering paterfamilias

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 2:55 pm SteveRogers42

        Theron symbolizes the decline of the Boers.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 8:50 pm Captain Obvious

        Oh, you’re talking about Gerda, the mother of Charlize.

        Helen was the fruit of Leda x Swan.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 12:27 pm itsme

      she won an oscar for her portrayal of aileen wuornos in monster. surely that was some sort of omen.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 1:41 pm Ltc. Andy Tanner

      Charlize locked it up for Atomic Blonde.

      I tell you what. Steve Jenkins probably was inspired to write another platinum album from watching Charlize naked in a bathtub full of ice cubes and dyking out.

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  21. on May 15, 2018 at 10:56 am fleezer

    her: “you’re a republican”

    me: “you’re gonna have a problem getting back into the usa after a weekend in mexico, right. guess we’ll stay stateside. good thing too cuz you look like one of those fake mexican girls who doesn’t like spicy food and can’t handle mezcal”

    who cares if she responds because i wouldn’t fuck her with schneiderman’s pinky dick for all the free tortilla chips and green chile salsa in the world

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  22. on May 15, 2018 at 11:22 am J.B

    Need your pickup commentary on this:
    https://www.thecut.com/2016/07/fitness-junkie-cheating-on-her-boyfriend.html.

    And they wonder why men are assholes smh…

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 12:49 pm trav777

      Just be Devin. treat a girl like a whore…always. They crave it.

      I’ve been Devin before bc “bf” wouldn’t slap her during sex and do shit like that. I didn’t feel for the guy, why would I? She even told him what she wanted and he wouldn’t do it. Sure she felt guilty but coming like 15 times takes the edge right off that.

      Never never never forget not to put these things on a pedestal.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 1:04 pm Anonymous

      Second lesson is: Always fuck your girl like a dirty whore. Do it nasty, do it often, and do it unceremoniously. Don’t make “love” to her – that’s for pansies and soyboys. Fuck her brains out.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 5:28 pm Tiberius

      That blurb about the text near the beginning is very telling about who leads that frame. If the girl didn’t say “I will” (putting herself as the submissive) she just asked for some dread.

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  23. on May 15, 2018 at 12:11 pm Thucydides

    Who even wants that squatemalan poon anyways?

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  24. on May 15, 2018 at 12:28 pm itsme

    ‘oh god you’re a repubican aren’t you?’
    ‘does a mestizo shit in the streets?’

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  25. on May 15, 2018 at 12:46 pm d14blo

    was talking to an intellectual girl
    said to her that i started reading a book .. she said which one… i say’d .. i can’t say, especially that facebook is reading our comments ..
    after that she was insisting i would tell her the name of the book
    i said i’m sure she didn’t read this one
    she said she was being annoyed and insist that i would tell her
    i replied: no
    she said please

    i didn’t answer back

    it was mein kampf

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 1:42 pm Carlos Danger

      Should have just said so and ridden the tiger. They eat that shit up. If they ask about the Holohoax tell them it was deserved because they mocked my people and that can’t be tolerated. I have told women I was an SS veteran of the Wiking Division and had too much blood on my hands for her. They can’t figure out you would have to be 90 or so anyway. Just maintain frame and tell her she would look good in jackboots.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 1:59 pm ET Jones

      For a good time, googleImages(“nazi pulp covers”).

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 2:04 pm ET Jones

        “Waterboarding” was a sensitive issue even decades ago :

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 3:09 pm SteveRogers42

        Slightly OT, but — SF combat veteran and UFC fighter demonstrates the true nature of waterboarding…something that every military pilot and special operator goes through routinely during SERE school.

        https://www.mmamania.com/2018/5/14/17351738/heres-video-tim-kennedy-waterboarding-himself-prove-its-not-torture-mma

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 8:13 am Anonymous White Male

        I realize that pulp art is deliberately sensationalist, but am I the only one that thinks the water looks a little, well, too semen-y? Look at the gobs on her torso and arms.

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  26. on May 15, 2018 at 12:46 pm The Recovery | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  27. on May 15, 2018 at 1:17 pm Anonymous

    years ago on a dating site I stumbled into the regional director of planned parenthood. I decided to have some fun with this so I messenged her, “you’re young and pretty enough you should use your looks to get a guy with a good job and raise a family. before you know it you will be 40 and kidless and regret it the rest of your life.” she replied, “you sir represent everything that is wrong with this world”. I replied, “least now you’ve been warned and can’t claim nobody told you. you can still get out and reclaim your soul and lead a good life” which got me blocked.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 2:35 pm mendo

      That’s friggin’ awesome.

      Could have also gone with: if you get knocked up, at least you work for place that’ll take it off your hands.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 7:53 pm Vagina dominator

        Ask if she gets an employee discount.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 2:38 pm hard9bfcp

      I’d accuse her of facilitating black genocide because sistas exercise their beautiful and sacred Right To Choose about sextuple that of White girls. PP has exterminated millions upon millions of bix noods.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 10:24 am trav777

        wtf…do you care about fucking blacks? Virtue signal much?

        Imagine this world with the gazillions of unaborted dindus….

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 9:42 pm Carlos Danger

      She already had no soul. I once called a NARAL executive a baby killer to her face and she got self righteous about it, not a shred of remorse. She had an ice cold vibe about her, as if she was a on a crusade to murder children.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 9:46 am Anonymous

        wachu bellyaching about, cathcuck?!? u don’t have to slog all the way out to NARAL for child killers on display.

        why, herreticuck here, will personally put a 9 mm slug through any infant’s cerebellum, as soon as i’s dotted and t’s crossed by the “appropriate authoritae” on the appropriate forms. just ask him.

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  28. on May 15, 2018 at 1:17 pm Cloudswrest

    This kind of reminds me of the scene in Woody Allen’s “Play It Again Sam” with the museum girl. Skip to about 50s.

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  29. on May 15, 2018 at 1:50 pm Simpatico

    Anybody else notice the ferocity with which the MSM has gone after the “omg, terrorist, misogynist, incels”?

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 5:06 pm Libertardian

      They just want a few more to snap so they can keep pushing the gun grab agenda.

      I ran across some article last week claiming that incels don’t really want sex. Just when you think you’ve seen the depths of gloryhole lugenpresse clickbait debauchery…

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  30. on May 15, 2018 at 1:56 pm ET Jones

    Back in the disco era when a friend of mine would ask a girl to dance and if she declined he would say “that’s ok, I had to take a shit anyway”.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 2:29 pm hard9bfcp

      Butthurt retort is butthurt.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 3:05 pm SteveRogers42

      “So I guess a blowjob’s outta the question.”

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  31. on May 15, 2018 at 2:28 pm Tiberius

    Matched with some mexican chick on tinder that was being an uninteresting, lame, aloof bitch so I said I was going to call ICE on her. She blocked me. Maybe not as smooth but they need the fear put into them regardless.

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    • on May 15, 2018 at 2:35 pm Tiberius

      Ps. I haven’t been on tinder in a long time, I’m thinking about getting back on, if for no other reason than to see how well a profile idea works. “I just want to be your dogs weekend dad”.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 2:36 pm mendo

        Don’t you need a Faceborg account for that? Why even bother.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 2:59 pm Tiberius

        You do, I got one under a pseudonym that has no details or inaccurate details for the ones they demand.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 3:33 pm CalvinDecline

        My buds have been pushing and prodding me to get Tinder for YEARS…. but this whole time I haven’t had a facebook so like Mendo, my thought was always “not worth the hassle”.

        But at this point I’m starting to think I might go the “light” fb profile (as little info as possible) just to get in and see what all the fuss is about. If nothing else, I’ll at least be in on the joke.

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      • on May 15, 2018 at 4:41 pm Tiberius

        I would bet that the golden age has passed. Back when it was new there were tons of hot girls. I had multiple dates every week with minimal effort. I don’t know if it’s still worth the effort these days – I was hoping someone would chime in on that – but 4-5 years ago I couldn’t recommend it enough if you wanted to get laid.

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      • on May 16, 2018 at 10:26 am trav777

        golden age has def passed on it. still works tho.

        I guess there’s another app out there that is the hot new thing

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  32. on May 15, 2018 at 7:56 pm Vagina dominator

    They love cute little nicknames. Slap her butt and call her “Wetback”.

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    • on May 16, 2018 at 12:46 am Agent X

      Yeah but wait until you’ve actually made her back wet. Harness that just-been-fucked pink glow for emotional association.

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  33. on May 15, 2018 at 11:46 pm Danny

    We should nominate CH for a Pullitzer. Let’s meme this to happen.

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  34. on May 16, 2018 at 10:09 am Pathfinderlight

    Miss undocumented can go to Mexico or the Carribbean for a few years until she gets on the immigration list like everyone else. For her, it’ll be a long vacation.

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  35. on May 16, 2018 at 3:08 pm Supreme

    Alphas really don’t care about politics or certain topics only themselves. I don’t know any girl can ruffle my feathers. S h i t cast occasionally but after a while they know I don’t give a yap. I think people need to stop being so sensitive. Girls who bang me vent but they know I don’t try to comprehend what they say as long as I’m getting serviced. I’m not used to Alphas being so Shook and involved in others.

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  36. on May 17, 2018 at 7:30 am 666 goat 666

    Lots of hilarity on this blog. That text takes the cake. I’d love to see the look on that beaner’s face.

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