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America, Pre-Hoverhand

May 17, 2018 by CH

No fatties, no diversity, and most importantly….NO HOVERHANDING. Welcome back to 1950s America, soyim, enjoy your heart-rending nostalgia for an age when the sexual polarity was at its most magnetized and ZOG wasn’t yet fully awakened.

You know who else doesn’t hoverhand?

Trump is an ambassador from Olde America. He is not of this Current Year, and yet the weltanshauung and attitude he brings from Trolle America is the perfect weapon to aim at Nü-America, which has no defenses against the tonic masculinity of Bolde America.

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  1. on May 17, 2018 at 5:30 pm stg58animalmother

    Would bang 3/4 of picture 2.

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  2. on May 17, 2018 at 5:31 pm Amon Ra

    America: Simian-hand edition.

    – 25 year old “hurricane refugee” enrolled in high school as a 17 year old to play basketball (also date 14 year olds). –

    https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2018/05/15/25-year-old-man-arrested-after-posing-dallas-isd-high-schooler-officials-say

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 5:33 pm stg58animalmother

      WTF

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 5:33 pm Amon Ra

      http://12160.info/page/25-year-old-hurricane-refugee-enrolled-in-high-school-as-a-17-yea

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 5:42 pm Macro Investor

      Guess what race he is before following the link and seeing his photo.

      Yep. You were right.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 8:42 pm rocko

      Really? This guy looked like a 17 year old? Either the water he drank back home was spiked heavily with testosterone which made him age quickly, or the school admins are retards. Or maybe not. Maybe school athletics are so important that not only Texans (and yes, that includes supposedly fiscal conservative Trump supporters) are willing to spend taxpayer money on them, but are willing to look through other way when acts of fraud occur. They might even “sacrifice” a few maidens along the way.

      This reminds me of all the stories of Afghan refugees taking asylum in Europe posing as “minors”, but you could shave off their beards and they still look like 25 year olds. And I’d course they use this as an excuse to ravish the young female population.

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 8:59 pm rocko

        As an addendum, I re read the article. No surprise there, The paper only interviewed the mother of the 14 year old girl who dated the “teen”. Apparently she had misgivings about her daughter and this guy but didn’t act on them. Perhaps she feared her little princess was going to run away, like they usually do.

        Which leads us to the question: where is Daddy? Either he’s been divorced and out of the picture, or he’s around but his opinion doesn’t count. Because men are worthless. Lemme tell you (and I’m speaking as a guy who as a teenager was told to fuck off multiple times by prospective fathers in law) a responsible father would have nipped this I’m the bud and would have told this guy to piss off or suffer the consequences, political correctness be damned. And Missy would have received a nice slap in the face and perhaps a stint in a Catholic school for girls led by hardcore nuns.

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 9:45 pm trav777

        tons of 30 year old child refugees fleeing the Syrian Civil war from Africa. They’re told not to ask their age.

        So you end up with them banging all the teens in highschool…like fish in a barrel.

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    • on May 18, 2018 at 9:30 am bigjohn33

      That is hilarious. A 25 year old former college basketball player enrolls as a freshman in high school. Lol. Its funny because it’s so pathetic.

      I can understand why that guy did what he did. Growing up he was probably the hero of his community. People cheered for him, he got gibs, girls, attention, etc. Everyone probably told him he had a bright future. Then the college basketball machine chewed him up and spit him out with no degree and he was suddenly a nobody. Worthless.

      The highlight of his adult life would have been (and now will be) playing in adult leagues in shitty YMCA gyms with no spectators. And he wanted a do-over. Because his failure to make it to the next level relegated him to irrelevance. He hoped by going back in time and competing as a man against boys he could revive the dream. The same broken dream of multitudes of young black men who based their hope for success in life on playing a game only to realize at the height of their ability that their skills are worthless and the society which applauded them so enthusiastically in the past is utterly indifferent to them.

      Ahhh… the schadenfreude.

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      • on May 18, 2018 at 11:51 pm Exurban

        Not the first case of this.

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552790/Ontario-s-6-foot-9-high-school-basketball-star-actually-30-year-old-man-lied-age-arriving-Sudan.html

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    • on May 18, 2018 at 5:36 pm Alex the Goon

      What’s the big deal? He really was 17… in nog years.

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  3. on May 17, 2018 at 5:34 pm Pretty Boy Looch

    My contrarian spirit compelled me to joogle search for 1950s hoverhand photos

    I couldn’t find any.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 6:34 pm King

      Well, they weren’t threatened with unpersoning for touching a woman in the 1950s.

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  4. on May 17, 2018 at 5:38 pm ApexAlpha

    It’s sounds crazy but I look like the guy on the right.

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  5. on May 17, 2018 at 5:49 pm America, Pre-Hoverhand | @the_arv

    […] America, Pre-Hoverhand […]

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  6. on May 17, 2018 at 5:53 pm Constantine’s ghost

    https://goo.gl/images/Rt8TTR

    Paul Ryan and hoverhand.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 5:54 pm Constantine’s ghost

      Not even a wrist pivot.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 6:03 pm Ironsides

      Though i have to admit that one of the comments made me chuckle:

      “If you’d read the depraved shit she wrote in her gay Supernatural fanfiction you wouldn’t want to touch her either.”

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 6:32 pm King

      Ha ha. Except that Gen Xers like Ryan have been programmed their entire lives hat flirting with women is literally illegal sexual harassment, much less “unwanted touching”! Absurd as it may seem, he risks his livelihood and his entire career by clasping his hand around her shoulder. You’d think I’m exaggerating, but we live in the world of PoundMeToo.

      Ryan isn’t to be praised for this cowardice, but neither should he be vilified. (His cucked-out lame-duck push for amnesty is another story….) Only Pareto’s 20% can be expected to manfully destroy the shibboleths they have been propagandized with since birth. Ryan is not in that percentile. Which is why his political influence is at a premature end, and Trump, as a septuagenarian is redefining the culture for the next fifty years.

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 7:12 pm stg58animalmother

        Break your programming. Our office manager/HR woman wanted me to stand next to her for a picture at Christmas last year. I stood up, glued her to my side and firmly pressed her to me around the waist with my hand. All smiles she, picture taken and life goes on.

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 7:17 pm Jim Christian

        Paul Ryan? He would have spent his days running away from these boys in the pictures, they’d have been chasing him down to beat his ass. Rubio, Carl Reid from Nevada, Lyndsay Graham, another pedophile-looking weirdo. Another one, JEB Bush got his ass beat a lot in school, you know. The current crop is so sissified, it’s no wonder they can’t stand up to the Generals and Intel freaks and demand end to the bullshit wars.

        Speaking of Rubio, yall remember the campaign picture of his wife in the Jewish-stars dress, clutching her phone and everything else but RUBIO, leaning out, clearly skeeved by his touch? HE looks like a complete and utter cuck, of course. CH and others have posted it a few times on my request. Well, I need another comparison. Harry and that Groid he’s about to marry. I saw shots of them together in the past few days and the Groidd-Queen or whatever she’s going to be is clearly disgusted with Harry already, leaning out, never looks at him. Why should she respect him? He’s 4 or 5 years younger, she’s 37, divorced what, twice? Half-Groid, likely completely infertile from booze, birth control, abortions, and the STDs one would expect a carousel rider to have. That and ongoing uterine and cervical warts, she’s been a slut on the make for 20 years or more. Face it, her LESBIAN lovers are likely higher T than Harry. I think she’s already disgusted with him, but the prize is too great to call it off, she’ll play along for a bit longer. I’m still rooting for a strange disappearance of their helicopter. The story is, no honeymoon right off, but later, they plan to go to Nambia, Africa.

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 9:14 pm King

        I’m not programmed. I’m saying that it takes more than a little “I woulda done it different” for 80% of a generation that was propagandized from birth to break its programming. And maybe you don’t have a public career to risk or a reputation to defend that depends on minute vicious scrutiny by people who hate you and who can mobilize the mob against you.

        I mean, you’re not the Speaker of the House of the United States of America, a contrast that reflects both well and poorly on you. He inhabits a different world than your HR office. He could have touched more than her shoulder — grabbing her ass like an even more prominent pol, George HW Bush, was fond of doing. Do you think politicians’ risk calculations factor in whether some blog commenter is going to burn them for hoverhand?

        If you were a public figure, would you rather err on the side of hovering Paul Ryan or molesting Joe Biden?

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 9:30 pm stg58animalmother

        Right in between the two..hand around the waist. Just like Trump illustrates.

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  7. on May 17, 2018 at 6:08 pm cortesar

    slenderizing lolz
    kill all fatties

    This Vintage 'Slenderizing' Equipment Looks More Like A Torture Chamber!! https://t.co/HpgUgRfJlS@debjshaw @googleexpertuk @zophilpott#women pic.twitter.com/QxwZUlDCKy

    — WomenWhoLead (@WomenWhoLead2) May 7, 2018

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  8. on May 17, 2018 at 6:09 pm Hackett To Bits

    A relic of Olde America (late 1950s) within a representation of Olde America (even 1982 seems quaint now). Notice how little graphic content it took to stimulate men.

    Bonus: kino escalation lolzlolzlolz

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    • on May 20, 2018 at 2:43 pm Lazza

      That’s a Jew movie. Fuck that

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  9. on May 17, 2018 at 6:17 pm Scanman

    Barefoot.

    Half way there…

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  10. on May 17, 2018 at 6:45 pm Ryu

    Centuries of work went into creating that one golden decade, the 1950s. It may have been the best decade in any country in all of history.

    But remember well, that was followed by the 1960s, which were a disaster for the white race. The jews ate the 1950s white race alive. They were raped in every way possible.

    The error of the 1950s was capitalism. The Americans chased money, believing they had overcome all the struggles of life and biology.

    I believe the cuffs near the shoes indicate rebel qualities for that age. Your 50s pic is of alpha males and their molls. No birth control either.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 7:42 pm Igor

      Meh. The US peaked in the 20s. Then the Great Depression, increasing Communist sympathizers in government and media, FDR and his socialism, shameful entrance into WWII, culminating in the complete dismantling of the country in the 1960s and 1970s with leftists and foreigners seizing most positions of power.

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  11. on May 17, 2018 at 6:48 pm James Kerns

    The Hooter’s Honey on the far right is not beaming quite as brightly as the other two. She does not have the Alpha Hand laid upon her.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 7:12 pm stg58animalmother

      She’s doing the hair flip. Simmer down.

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      • on May 18, 2018 at 1:02 am Jim Christian

        The blonde in the middle is missing a tooth.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 9:03 pm rocko

      The one on the far left is sticking her chesticles as far as she can. Funny how Trump is a depraved bastard who only wants to grab women by the pussy yet there are always women willing to get grabbed.

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  12. on May 17, 2018 at 7:08 pm Doktor Jeep

    My Dad looked like one of those guys on the title image.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 7:13 pm stg58animalmother

      My grandfather did as well.

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  13. on May 17, 2018 at 7:19 pm Jaded Jurist

    You’d think a kid his color would be dgaf, but nope

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 7:30 pm stg58animalmother

      gay

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 8:42 pm mendo

      That kid right there is what Matt was talking about in reference to Paul Ryan.

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    • on May 17, 2018 at 8:49 pm rocko

      I would have grabbed them by the waist. Hard. Who cares if I don’t score with them. At least I touched some prime female beef right there.

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      • on May 17, 2018 at 9:09 pm mendo

        Seriously! That’s the whole point.

        Hell, even the look on the women says “is this guy gonna touch us or what?”

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    • on May 18, 2018 at 7:00 am Scanman

      Another sportsball fan beta cuck faggot.

      Hahaha

      The rich black men of the NBA and their Jewish owners thank you for your patronage.

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  14. on May 17, 2018 at 7:20 pm Jim Christian

    Check out the leaning out of the Groid-chick away from Harry in the royal photos. She is completely skeeved out by his touch, I can tell. Reminds me of Rubio and his wife in the Jewish stars dress leaning out from Marco and his cuck-face. Post em up, CH, you’ll see the similarities.

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  15. on May 17, 2018 at 7:20 pm Jaded Jurist

    Hello mod. I take it Twatter licenses you their new script?

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  16. on May 17, 2018 at 8:43 pm rocko

    That up there is a textbook image of what a Chad looks like.

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  17. on May 18, 2018 at 4:20 am Hackett To Bits

    Top right guy stepped out of an Elvis song…

    I’ve never looked for trouble
    But I’ve never ran
    I don’t take no orders
    From no kind of man
    I’m only made out
    Of flesh, blood and bone
    But if you’re gonna start a rumble
    Don’t you try it on alone

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  18. on May 18, 2018 at 4:52 am Stilicho

    Have you ever seen a movie with a positive portrayal of 1950s America? Me neither. Wonder (((why)))?

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  19. on May 18, 2018 at 5:45 am Scanman

    Jones gets it: “Whatever was good in the 1950s is bad, and whatever was bad in the 1950s is now good.”

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  20. on May 18, 2018 at 8:17 am Dirty Randy

    weltanschlong (FIFY).

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  21. on May 18, 2018 at 9:56 am Captain Obvious

    WIKIPEDIA: ‘A number of his works, including Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks and Lost Highway are intentionally reminiscent of the 1950s American culture despite being set in the later decades of the 20th century. Lynch stated that “It was a fantastic decade in a lot of ways… there was something in the air that is not there any more at all. It was such a great feeling, and not just because I was a kid. It was a really hopeful time, and things were going up instead of going down. You got the feeling you could do anything. The future was bright. Little did we know we were laying the groundwork for a disastrous future.”‘ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lynch

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  22. on May 18, 2018 at 12:48 pm d14blo

    me mom and dad were having another one of those “fights” just before me dad was leaving the house… and i said “ma’, you heard what dad said about you?” … (although he didn’t said anything) … ” i don’t careeeee” replied ma’ .. then about a minute later “ma’, so you heard what dad said about you?” … ” i really don’t care at all what he said” replid my mom…

    then, like the next second my dad left the house , my mom said “now tell me, what’d he say?”

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  23. on May 18, 2018 at 1:41 pm Carlos Danger

    Things like this is why White people are cooler

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    • on May 18, 2018 at 2:02 pm Jaded Jurist

      Total SWPL activity, heh

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  24. on May 18, 2018 at 4:48 pm K Young

    Did you catch Paul Ryan’s hover hand via Milo? https://www.instagram.com/p/BifsL0Hgr6m/

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  25. on May 19, 2018 at 12:03 pm eyeslevel

    The seeds of destruction had already been sown. The Weakest Generation had zero moral courage and did nothing to stop the demoralization and subversion of white America. If you rewind the tape and replay it, it will come out exactly the same.

    Just one little example. Here’s a 1949 anti-Communist cartoon. Why is Joe so rich? It has nothing to do with race. It’s all about VALUES. @1:08 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3RiqzVA8HI

    We need to look forward and make America more explicitly pro-white than it ever was before.

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  26. on May 21, 2018 at 3:04 pm Lovekraft

    By contrast, picture Obama with legs crossed, looking down while Moochelle scoldstares at him.

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