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CH Maxim: The Vicarious Woman

May 23, 2018 by CH

everybodylovesscott leaves a comment that allows me to segue to a new CH Maxim:

throw off the yoke, don’t get married and get a motorcycle. That would at least be a start.

Getting a motorcycle and hitting the gym can increase your SMV by 2 points in less than 6 months. Bike game is EASY. Chicks dig them. Don’t get a Harley; they’re for fat middle aged men (unless you are a fat middle aged man).

“But EBHS, Bikes are dangerous”

That’s what makes them attractive numbskull. Chicks dig guys willing to risk death for a bit of adrenaline.

CH Maxim #102: Nothing interesting would happen in a woman’s life if she didn’t have a man making it happen.

Make a woman’s life interesting, and she will reward you with the one interesting aspect of her that she has to offer………..

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her love.

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  1. on May 23, 2018 at 10:40 am CH Maxim: The Vicarious Woman | @the_arv

    […] CH Maxim: The Vicarious Woman […]

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 2:24 pm Jim Christian

      Hey! That was MY comment! Dammit! Another bit of aphro is when she feels your concealed carry handgun under the jacket as you’re riding along. Just in case the Deliverance boys or some idiotic Dindu wants to fuck with you. Because nothing oils a chick’s wheels better than a guy that can protect her. CH, I forgive the mistake, let the record show, Your Honor.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 3:55 pm luckyguy19

      “You live more for 5 minutes going fast on a motor bike than other people do in all of their life.”
      Marco Simoncelli

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 8:48 pm Vagina dominator

        I’m fine with that but I generally find that people driving too fast on public roads weaving in out of better-behaved traffic are also endangering my life.

        I find it hard to see the positives in that.

        You want to do something dangerous? Go rock fishing and let me drive home safely.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:06 pm luckyguy19

        This was meant to mean going fast on a race track. This quote is from a MotoGP rider.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 10:55 am Mr. Correcto

        RIP Marco.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 2:51 pm luckyguy19

        Marco had no shortage of female “fans”

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    • on May 25, 2018 at 12:31 pm JCclimber

      Carrying my gear into meetings with hospital execs is very interesting. I’ve had female doctors and nurses stare at me the entire time as I shed my gear before starting the meeting, and one recently said “I love watching that kind of thing” in front of everyone.

      Often times it is only the helmet and gloves, but always gets a reaction. And men respond to it as well, it is a great conversation opener.

      That said, if everyone sneered and frowned, I’d still ride it and I do it despite my entire extended family hating me riding because of the danger. But they’re coming around.

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  2. on May 23, 2018 at 10:43 am LB

    If you’re married or co-habitating, put weights and a heavy punching bag in your home. Let her see you lift more than she can and hit the bag. Tingles.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:54 am trav777

      lol funny you should say that…I was at a chick ex/friend/FWB/whatever place awhile ago and she had bought a weight bench thingie for home use. The box was down at the bottom of the stairs of her apt…a long flight of them, 2nd floor her loft thing is on.

      She’s like oh watch out it’s so heavy yada blah…I just picked it up with one arm, 70lbs or so it was not that heavy and carried it up and was like where do you want it. She put out right then…still brings it up.

      Take as many opportunities to do manly shit as you can in front of women…drive a fast car, ride a bike, chop down a fuckin tree, operate a chainsaw, physically dominate another man. The looks from some of the young chicks in the gym when I am smashing people in jiu jitsu, I mean you can just see it…it’s fantasy material for later for them. Mow the lawn with your shirt off, you will suddenly notice chicks appearing like flies when you put out honey.

      Tools are the purview of men, so use them whenever possible also. Anything loud and dangerous. Circular saws are good for that

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  3. on May 23, 2018 at 10:46 am trav777

    bitches love bikes sure, but they love harleys too

    harleys are expensive and loud and they vibrate a lot- do the math

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:50 am tel-arav777

      You don’t own a Harley, though?

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 10:54 am trav777

        No…I ride a Honda VFR

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 10:55 am trav777

        you need the smiley to try to imitate me

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:56 am tel-arav777

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 11:22 am bigjohn33

        Lol

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 11:26 am Discard

        This is fake. The sparks should be going the other way. And you wouldn’t get sparks off a rubber tire.
        But she sure is fat. This picture, the real part of it, is not an argument for getting a bike and having the hotties run to you.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 12:01 pm rocko

        You could sharpen a kitana with that. Goddamn.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 12:21 pm vfm#7634

        I guess we could think of Harleys as “small-penis bikes”

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 1:50 pm trav777

        reminds me of a time I saw a huge fat dude riding like a scooter or something…he needed a vanity plate “NOTLAID” lol

        I think they are exceeding the weight capacity of that bike tbh

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:13 am Everybodyhatesscott

      80% of the guys around me that ride harleys are fat middle aged men. They’re just fun to shit on. If you’re in shape and on aHarley, you wont see any noticable drop off in girls. Women have no idea the differences between bikes.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 7:34 pm Anonymous

        Absolutely true. Most of them could care less. They just like the thrill and the wind.

        Be weary of a girl with too discerning taste in bikes. She’s ridden…..a lot.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 3:34 pm Big-Al

        She’s been hit with more hot loads than a biker gang in Waco Texas

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 8:37 pm Slim

        Bullshit. There’s no substitute for a Harley. Ask the Hell’s Angels. All the white mc riders around here ride Harleys and the black/latinos ride the others.

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      • on May 28, 2018 at 4:19 am Jim Christian

        They know the difference in comfort and safety. No chick wants the feeling of sliding off the back of the bike, ya have to have a backstop for them to lean on, at least the base of the back. My Concours14 has a “trunk” on the back for helmets and is a back-rest of sorts. My Suzuki Bandit 1200, a universal Jap-bike, has a rack I bungee a bag to for the same reason and to carry stuff. Once she’s comfy she ain’t sliding off the back on YOUR bike, she won’t get on one without it again. And never, EVER carry a fat chick. Disgusting.

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  4. on May 23, 2018 at 10:49 am Goody

    Whata an ebhs bike? Enduro?

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:58 am mendo

      EBHS are the initials to his screenname.

      There’s a comma after it.

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  5. on May 23, 2018 at 10:50 am tel-arav777

    You don’t own a Harley, though?

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  6. on May 23, 2018 at 10:56 am Goody

    Any activity that puts a lil fear in her and you can be trustworthy enoughfor her to go along is A+

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  7. on May 23, 2018 at 10:56 am Les Saunders, Protestant

    I’ve been looking at bikes for a few months now and may very well get one. I’ve seen guys come into the office over the years and just the act of carrying the bike helmet in stirs girlz’ pussies to life. It’s like the bike helmet is a magickal fairy floating through the air of the office leaving a trail of pixie dust that arouses and pulls the girlz in its wake.

    A few of my buddies for bikes a few years ago and I couldn’t quite process it. In retrospect, it was plain: the guys would meet a girl while on the bike, she’d jump at the offer of a ride, and they’re cruising together somewhere with her arms wrapped tightly around his waist. The girlz were always hot, no exception. I used to live beside 4 French guys who were heavily into bikes, I thought they were obnoxious fuckers, and they probably could afford to be obnoxious considering whenever they hung out in the driveway, they had hot, tight, young girlz literally hanging of them.

    I’m looking at BMW models right now.

    Moderation in the pursuit of poosy is no virtue.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:07 am trav777

      the backup helmet need is a massive fkin cockblock tho

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:15 am Carlos Danger

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 11:16 am Carlos Danger

        Paint a Balkan cross on this baby and an MG pintle and watch the panties melt away.

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  8. on May 23, 2018 at 11:03 am Hackett To Bits

    Tingleszzzz:

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:05 am mendo

      Picks up at the 35 second mark

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:11 am trav777

      it works…I have an NSX that I take chicks in sometimes…this one hot ukraine chick, I had her as soon as I started to pull in 2nd gear. It was like a switch flipped. First meet…picked her up, she was acting cold and eastern euro, and kinda bitchy…within 1/4 mile her entire mood changed. By the time we got over the bridge at 100mph or whatever I ran it up to…we got out of the car and she was posturally my gf already. Not shoulder bump but head leaning on my shoulder while walking.

      There is also science on the sound of the motor and its effect on women’s pussies…american cross-plane V8s do really well on this

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 1:32 pm Carlos Danger

        105 is not really that fast but you will do jail time in Virginia for it.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 3:39 pm Ltc. Andy Tanner

        I had a russian gal in my convertible who acted that way…very nice.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:16 am trav777

      anything fast and loud…you’ll have them from the first pull

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 3:38 pm Ltc. Andy Tanner

      girls in the passenger seats of fast cars is a fun sub category of youtube but they usually involve more cleavage.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 5:08 pm vfm#7634

      Talkative Italian female version down below in this thread

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    • on May 24, 2018 at 4:34 pm A.B. Prosper

      Good lord real or not that red head was gorgeous

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  9. on May 23, 2018 at 11:14 am stg58animalmother

    This is accurate. My wife tells me she married me for my truck, my guns and my muscles.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 8:51 pm Vagina dominator

      Doesn’t think much of your cock? (Just funnin’)

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:21 pm John James R

      That’s so cool that you’re married. I’m so jealous

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  10. on May 23, 2018 at 11:33 am bigjohn33

    Or a bicycle. Chicks dig bicycles. This one time I was at a bar and this cougar kept buying me drinks. Just pitcher after pitcher of beer, which was great. When it was time to go she said she wanted to come over to my place. I had ridden my bicycle and suggested she ride on the handlebars. She tried but as soon as I started moving she lost her balance and face planted badly. She went back into the bar crying and bleeding and I went home, not unhappy.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 11:42 am mendo

      bigjohn, reminds me of a story about a buddy of mine during Halloween some years ago. (Hell, might have even been 2 decades ago!)

      He was in WeHo (famous for giving Stormy Daniels the key to the AIDS center) and during Halloween, it gets packed. He lost some of the people he was with and came across a hot young thing and decided to hang out with her, as she, too, had lost her friends.

      They’re walking and talking and he’s feeling good about himself, when she loses her footing and does indeed face plant, ruining her mouth and chipping some teeth. Just gnarly from how he had described it. At that point he was like “effe this” and somehow hailed a cab for her and that was that.

      I wasn’t even there but that story still stays with me to this day.

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  11. on May 23, 2018 at 11:46 am Mr. Correcto

    I bought my first motorcycle at the age of 23 in 2011. Been riding ever since and wouldn’t trade it for the world. It definetly peaks a woman’s interest, but besides that, it’s freeing, great gas milage, fun to ride and you get to buy great gear to wear. Not a bad investment at all.

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  12. on May 23, 2018 at 11:54 am Cool Shoes

    Disagree about the Harley thing.
    If your under 30 years old, get a sports bike, the faster the better. Suzuki GSXR or Yamaha R1 are good picks, make sure it has cool colors on it too.
    If over 30, get a Harley. Not ones with the big fairing or the side bags or cases. Those are for the older dudes More of a naked bike that you can tool around town on, join a club, or take your women on short rides. Women love being seen on the back of a cool bike with their man

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 12:00 pm Mr. Correcto

      Agreed about the Harley thing. If Over 30, look into Triumph. BMW’s “Heritage” line of R Nine T bikes are also beauties.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 1:14 pm trav777

        BMWs are for fuckin rich posers

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 6:12 pm Suburban_elk

        in that case trav has at least ten

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 8:25 pm lucastrask

        I guess if your rich folk a 25k Harley is awesome but my VTX1300 has worked for me for 13 years and before that a V65 Magna

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 2:23 pm everybodyhatesscott

      As someone who is over 30 and has an R1, I don’t disagree that it’s a young mans bike. It’s painful for me to ride but it’s so damn fun. My 2nd bike is a more comfortable Triumph.

      If it’s your first bike, don’t go with a liter bike.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:46 pm trav777

        agree. 100%. They scrape people like that off the road with spatulas who buy the liter rockets as a first. Way too much motorcycle for any novice

        Even a detuned liter bike like the FZR is too much.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 1:34 pm Discard

        trav777: I had a 600 cc sport bike and let a responsible young man ride it. I had earlier taught him to drive a stick, so I knew he would listen to instruction. But he still couldn’t control it, and I’ve got a broken shift lever hanging in my garage as a memento. 250 ccs is enough to learn on.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 2:47 pm APL

      I’m gonna put in a word for Ducati’s. Love those Vs

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  13. on May 23, 2018 at 12:07 pm vfm#7634

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 12:38 pm James

      Her nipples are erect the entire ride.
      I think we can draw some conclusions about this plans for her that night.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 8:49 am mendo

        He also had the air on when she first hopped in. Smoooth!

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  14. on May 23, 2018 at 12:29 pm Damn Crackers

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 1:28 pm Carlos Danger

      This

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      • on May 25, 2018 at 9:19 am oink

        LoL, Christian-killing and Christ-killing cathcuck

        Murrican cathcucks are obsequious POZ-serfs. They were as such in WWII. So, don’t “THIS” nothing, massa’s lowest-rung bitch. Don’t “THIS” folk that you guys slaughtered by the millions at Massa’s befehl.

        … and when y’all tried to demur from “Perpetual War for Perpetual Peace”, before the Mesopotamia Invasion y’all got pimpsmacked hard (“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases”, what a crock!)

        because US papists are least among Massa’s bitches

        minimis meretrix

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  15. on May 23, 2018 at 12:38 pm 0844

    The Harley is a traditional American motorcycle. Triumph is also acceptable. Jap rice burners are for niggers and wannabe faggots with their stupid gay colors.

    Dressing like a old school outlaw biker (not that gay Sons of Anarchy shit) gets bitches wet, and screams Alpha. Rip all the junk off a Harley, slap on some apes or drag bars, install straight pipes, and ride fast and hard like a 1950s man on a chopper or bobber. Baggers are for the fat old fucks.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 12:57 pm stg58animalmother

      I don’t know what any of those hooyahs are but I like it.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 1:58 pm 0844

        Bobbers are 50s styled bikes, like what Brando was riding in “The Wild One” -Harleys, Indians, Triumphs. You “bob” it by cutting off all the stuff you don’t need for speed-big fenders, saddlebags and mounts, etc. They are the motorcycle equivalents of hot rods. The American bobber inspired the British cafe racer in the late 50s and early 60s- Nortons, Triumphs, BSAs, Royal Enfields and the Frankenstein’s monster known as the “Triton”. These are fast little fuckers that can kill you, but are cool as hell.
        Late 60s and 70s Harleys get made into the chopper- mostly panheads, some old knuckleheads and Sportsters. These get chromed out with big ass apehanger handlebars or tiny little straight drag bars and custom paint jobs. This is what the old school one percenter MC rode-the Hells Angels, Outlaws, Pagans or Mongols.
        Baggers are those big douche bikes with windshields, radios, and giant suitcase looking hard bags mounted. These are your fat old guy bike of choice, especially the gayest bike of all-the Honda Goldwing. Avoid at all costs if you still have a functioning dick.

        I took a 1999 Harley Sportster and ripped it all apart in the garage with my buddy over a winter. Stripped it down to the frame and engine and rebuilt it as a 70s chopper. 22 inch apes, a Screaming Eagle engine kit, straight exhaust pipes with no baffles to increase horsepower and make it loud as fuck, a solo saddle seat, and a custom paint job.

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  16. on May 23, 2018 at 12:42 pm Discard

    FYI: If you’re old, it’s too late to get into riding. Your reflexes are too slow and you have no experience to keep you out of trouble. But FWIW, kick starting an old British bike sets you apart. Even the young studs will look up to you, wishing their dads had had your balls. I’ve had kamikaze riders tell me that they’ve ridden somebody’s ’68 Norton, and been terrified at how primitive it is. It’s like bringing a tommy gun to a AR15 match.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 1:29 pm Carlos Danger

      Tommy guns are better than ARs. I own two.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 2:06 pm 0844

      There’s a reason those young British Ton-up boys didn’t grow up to be old ones…

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  17. on May 23, 2018 at 1:03 pm fleezer

    “Chicks dig guys willing to risk death for a bit of adrenaline.”

    sheetmetal guy: “i was doing 130 mph going the wrong way on the 5”

    me: “and”

    sheetmetal guy: “i did 90 days and now I got two strikes”

    me: “you gone faster than 130?”

    sheetmetal guy: “oh yeah. this one time…”

    adrenaline is like smack

    i’m not saying don’t tap that vein

    I am saying remember to cycle off regularly lest drug tolerance carry you into unacceptable risk zones you would not enter with a clear head

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 1:14 pm trav777

      I got popped at 108/55 in my NSX last year…5 days plus a lot of other shit tacked atop

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 2:45 pm Jim Christian

      “77 in a 55? Couldn’t have been, your honor, I was only in second gear!”.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 3:47 pm luckyguy19

        BMW S1000RR does 93mph in 1st year

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 3:21 pm Cracker

      this is a good point. thrill seeking, adrenaline rush, etc is seriously addictive so you have to make sure you keep yourself in check or you’re going get yourself killed.

      also brings up another point. chicks do like some adventure and danger in a man but if she’s super into the rush and the thrills, really gets off on it, and never shows concern for your safety, asks you to slow down, be more careful, etc, she’s a thrillseeker excitement junkie who is probably going to bring you problems down the road. same kind of girl who loves to party, go skydiving, travel, etc. they need constant stimulation, ‘adventuring’, etc to be happy. that’s can be fun for awhile but gets old really fast.

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  18. on May 23, 2018 at 1:15 pm Goody

    Trav777, more like bee’s on honey rather than flies.

    Vfm, now that video is what I’m talking about, big time tingles, anything you can do to make the same effect is gold, even without the fancy bikes and cars, that is the emotional reaction you’re aiming for and can do.

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  19. on May 23, 2018 at 1:35 pm Goody

    Any bike will do but the newer chromed out riding harleys kind off set you up as beta as they are more show pieces, the type of riding is sunday aftnn to check out the scenery. If thats what you want go for it. I like the harley Z-rod, yamaha warrior, and streetfighters.

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  20. on May 23, 2018 at 1:40 pm Goody

    Id rather have an enduro than a katuna. Some rice rockets look ok but 1/2hr of riding and you’re done, very uncomfortable

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 1:57 pm trav777

      yeah, the C4-C7 herniations start to numb my arms from the lean angle even on a VFR which is a good bit more upright than a real ninjabike. Sucks.

      Reminds me I got hit at 95/55 in Arlington once on that thing and I walked out with just a fine…it helps to know the system here. De novo review ftw

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 2:40 pm Jim Christian

        Trav, where you live down there? I grew up in Fairfax City. My folks moved there in 56, was born at Bethesda Naval in 57. Ever do a Beltway Grand Prix? 62-odd miles around on the outer loop, a few less on the inner loop. First one back to Route 50 at Fairfax Hospital wins breakfast at I-Hop, Pickett Road extended. We were a little nutty then..

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:11 pm General Lee, Speaking

        @Trav777
        Now that’s a minor miracle around here.

        @Jim Christian
        About how long did that take you back in the day, Jim?

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:41 pm Carlos Danger

        Do you eat at that Indian Buffet across from the old Fuddruckers there?

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:48 pm trav777

        I’m in falls church right now…never have really ridden and the beltway is the most dangerous highway around for MCs. I ride up toward great falls on the back roads off Gtown Pike…some great roads up there by river bend and great falls park

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  21. on May 23, 2018 at 2:10 pm Hardin Thicke

    Elon musk a chateau beta visitor?

    Responded to Soy boy attack on Twitter with “thought you’d say that”

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  22. on May 23, 2018 at 2:36 pm Based Papist

    I have a pretty hot sport bike. It attracts dudes who want to know how fast it is.
    If you want to attract girls with a bike – get a Harley. Girls know nothing about bikes but what they see in the movies.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 2:57 pm Cool Shoes

      If one of your reasons for getting a bike is to attract women, then stay away from “adventure” bikes. Women just don’t understand that shit

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 8:22 pm guest

        I fucking miss my adv. But I’m too old to get hurt.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 8:55 pm Vagina dominator

        This whole discussion is retarded. “Get a bike to attract women.” Because, you know, your personality and general style are clearly inadequate.

        Can’t believe this is the conversation on CH.

        “Buy things to impress women game”

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:25 pm Jay in DC

        “This whole discussion is retarded. “Get a bike to attract women.” Because, you know, your personality and general style are clearly inadequate.”

        General agreement. I have had upper end sports cars since I was a wee lad because I landed some cush jobs in my mid 20s that paid really well. I had money to burn and was too niggerish to invest or save. So during the 90s I had all the toys. Gixxer, 300ZX Twin Turbo, Supra TT, 00s Z06 Corvette BMW M3s, and on and on…

        Worst money I ever spent. Fun cars, but I bought them because I like “go fast” and could have gotten that for far less coin. Likewise, I did attract -some- women with these flashy whips but not many and not the kind you want to take home to mom. Using cars and clothes is try hard as fuck. If you want it because you want it and you happen to grab some ass in the process (like moi) go crazy.

        Buying it for any other reason is beta herbitude at its finest.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:51 pm trav777

        agree with Jay.

        I bought the NSX because I wanted it. It’s fucking irrelevant to me if a woman likes it tho they all do if only because everyone stares at it and now that it’s a classic it gets mad props everywhere from anyone driving anything. And they’re being seen in it. It’s a simply brilliant machine on so many levels I never fail to be impressed.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 8:54 am mendo

        The 300ZX Twin Turbo is my favorite car of all time. Always liked the body design and the friggin’ HP it had.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 3:34 pm 0844

      Its the image of the outlaw biker that gets the panties wet. I did a little experiment the other day. I rode my chopper to a Starbucks just to piss in their toilet, and I wore my cut, which has an original WWII Luftwaffe eagle sewn on it. Just to make sure they got the message, I also wore a real Wehrmacht steel helmet. I parked right in front of the store, goosed the throttle and got off the bike, hanging the German helmet off the apes and walking in. Every single soyboy sucking his latte started staring at the ground when I eyefucked them. Dominance achieved, I walked in and pissed in the toilet first. Territory marked, I then bought a bottle of water just to see the reaction of the counter girls. Instant tingles from the little minxes, stealing looks at the big bad biker. I grinned at them and joked and they ate it up. Back outside, I fired up my bike and ear blasted the bitch boys outside and kicked it into gear, giving them one final look of contempt and hauled ass down Main Street.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 5:07 pm Suburban_elk

        Bathrooms are for soys.

        Use the sidewalk next time.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 10:02 am Roy

        That’s interesting. I never noticed the ‘carry the helmet effect’. Been riding most of my life. It’s just something I do and I don’t ride Harleys. I ride dirt bikes and dual sports.

        They’re not as sexy to women I guess, but if you’re doing something just so women will like you then maybe re-examine what you’re doing.

        Motorcycles of all types are a great source of adventure and freedom – and typically riding one is an exercise in self-reliance. And there’s practically a different type of motorcycle for every taste and ability.

        I think the dual sport bikes are the most versatile, especially in a SHTF scenario. Air cooled, fuel efficient, simple to maintain, and lightweight. Not fast but can go just about anywhere a real dirtbike can go, albeit more slowly. I’m a big fan of Honda XRs in case you couldn’t tell LOL.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 10:06 am Roy

        @Suburban_Elk — bravo sir. That post above may have been pulled from ‘thingsthatneverhappened.txt’ but what do I know. This cat just said that everybody who doesn’t ride what he rides is a loser and a faggot.

        LMAO anybody says dirt bikes are for pussies doesn’t know shit from shinola and probably hasn’t ridden one anywhere but a pasture; and definitely never raced them in real competition.

        That type of attitude doesn’t do much for his credibility. Personally you couldn’t pay me to ride a loud vibrating low performing Harley. But hey, different strokes right? IDGAF what you ride. Just get out and ride the damn thing.

        I smell a LARP.

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  23. on May 23, 2018 at 2:59 pm williamk

    A motorcycle is an SMV bump for sure. But its not something you can do just for the pussy. Its got to be something you love, or you won’t commit all the time and money it takes to do it correctly. Never caught the bug for it myself.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 8:19 pm guest

      It’s also dangerous as hell when the roads are full of shitskins and people on their phones. I did it for a couple years, had a couple close calls, and got rid of it. Spend the money on cameras instead and become a “photographer,” you’ll get pussy without the compound fractures.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:52 pm trav777

        lol this is some good advice here…keep champagne for the girls and it’s pussy avalanche

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 10:08 am Roy

        Off road is far safer. A tree won’t run over you or pull out in front of you. And off-roaders tend to wear the most PPE.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 10:08 am Roy

        If it was safe, why the fuck would we even bother doing it? That’s a soyboy mentality.

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      • on May 24, 2018 at 1:08 pm guest

        I don’t want to get hurt or die needlessly. Guess that makes me a soyboy.

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  24. on May 23, 2018 at 3:32 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 3:33 pm Captain Obvious

      (((Naomi Reice Buchwald))), the Brandeis-graduate yenta who ruled against the EGK in the Twatter case.

      I say to the EGK: Do NOT appeal this ruling. Let it stand as precedent. Then sic the Justice Department on Phuckerbergbook and J00gle and the DNS providers [who banned Anglin] and get massive criminal civil rights judgments against them, which in turn open up the door for private-party lawsuits in the civil courts.

      Make lemonade out of lemons and use this ruling to install a regime o RADICAL FREE SPEECH throughout the internet.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 3:36 pm mendo

      MPC was talking about this has the potential to blow up in the (((their))) faces.

      But then again, what else is new.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 3:38 pm Captain Obvious

        mendo, as far as I can tell, if the EGK does NOT appeal it, then (((they))) are screwed, because (((they))) cannot appeal a case which they WON.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 3:43 pm Captain Obvious

        PS: Obligatory mention of the fact that the yenta had a blatant conflict of interest here, in that she is a graduate of Columbia Law, and the case was brought by the “Knight First Amendment Institute” at Columbia.

        Philthy Phucking j00z NEVER recuse themselves – I don’t think they even realize that they simply assume that goyische notions of fair play do not apply to The Chosen – my guess is that the notion of recusal never even enters their friggin cold-bl00ded Lizard brains.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 3:43 pm Captain Obvious

        But, again, even the fact that she had a conflict of interest CANNOT be appealed by her side because her side WON.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 3:48 pm mendo

        CANNOT be appealed by her side because her side WON.

        Won’t they kike their way around that though? Just spitballing here. . .

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 6:05 pm Captain Obvious

        For a case to be accepted, you have to have STANDING.

        Only a k!ke judge would rule that the winners have standing for an appeal – any Heritage Amerikkkan judge wouldn’t even bang his gavel – he’d just throw the sons of b!tches right out of his court.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 6:09 pm Captain Obvious

        Actually, it looks like there was a very recent case, called “Jennings v. Stephens” [135 S. Ct. 793 (2015)] which addressed aspects of this question. https://www.dallasbar.org/book-page/when-must-prevailing-party-cross-appeal

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    • on May 24, 2018 at 10:37 pm Truth-hammer

      Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. That kikess would give Medusa run for her money. My arm just turned to stone.

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  25. on May 23, 2018 at 3:42 pm luckyguy19

    This is all true. My wife brags to friends about my motorcycle riding. How I like to do track days and drag my knee in all the corners. She even has friends asking her if its ok for me to take them for a ride. Chick dig motorcycles, especially if you can ride them well.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 6:46 pm Jim Christian

      Where’s your track, Lucky? Ever do a bike day at Summit Point in WV?

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 7:43 pm luckyguy19

        I’m out west. My home track is Sandia Motorsports park. Its not the greatest track, there’s a few sketchy spots where the road course connects with the oval, and the pavement is very hard on tires. I only get about two track days out of a rear. Its also a pretty small track at 1.1 miles, I use 2nd gear for most of the track on my S1000RR. But its local and cheap for track days.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 7:45 pm luckyguy19

        I’m out west. My home track is Sandia Motorsports park. Its not the greatest track, there’s a few sketchy spots where the road course connects with the oval, and the pavement is very hard on tires. I only get about two track days out of a rear. Its also a pretty small track at 1.1 miles, I use 2nd gear for most of the track on my S1000RR. But its local and cheap for track days.

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      • on May 23, 2018 at 9:33 pm Jay in DC

        I ran Summit P in my Z06 Corvette during open track time back in the day. That was fucking wild, and one of the highlights of owning that rather expensive and unnecessary toy.

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  26. on May 23, 2018 at 4:38 pm Shadow BannedonYT

    her vagi…her love

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  27. on May 23, 2018 at 7:01 pm gunslingergregi

    Make a woman’s life interesting, and she will reward you with the one interesting aspect of her that she has to offer………..
    .
    .
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    .
    her love.””””’

    and when that is no longer interesting shit

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  28. on May 23, 2018 at 7:21 pm yewotm8

    After reading through the comments the only thing I can think of is “Lol and we let them vote”

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  29. on May 23, 2018 at 7:33 pm bigjohn33

    O/T. A sheboon was just awarded a $1,000,000,000 settlement from a sexual assault.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2018/05/23/us/georgia-assault-billion-dollars.amp.html

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 7:34 pm bigjohn33

      I’m sure the jury was all black. Nogs have no concept of money. Lol.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 9:38 pm Carlos Danger

      Ngs can’t do math either.

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:24 pm John James R

      Did Dr. Evil read the verdict in court.

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  30. on May 23, 2018 at 10:12 pm Corporal Hicks

    Been pushing motorcycles on you guys since I’ve been on here. Started riding in 1986 in Europe (man, those were the days).

    1. Number one rule with motorcycles (once you have one) is to RIDE IT. Chopperexchange.com and cycletrader.com show sale ads for used Harleys, Indians, Yamahas, Kawasaki, and so many more that have only 1,000 to 2,000 miles on ’em, and not more. Too many betas buy expensive bikes and then never ride them. It’s absurd. Good riding is a perishable skill. You have to do lots of it to get better. Good riders ride every day.

    2. Black is the new chrome. Blacked out bikes look great, maintain their edge, and the more dinged up they are, the more industrial they look. Check it:

    https://www.indianmotorcycle.com/en-us/scout-bobber/

    3. Nothing wrong with Harleys. Incredible array of HD parts and accessories, as well as after-market. You can have both worlds, i.e. hard-leather bags and a tall windshield for trips out a town with your babe, or you can detach them and go back to a street bike. And you can do it all in your garage with basic English and metric tools, ratchet sets, and pliers. Get going.

    4. Sure, the soyboys and Iphag Beluga whales are glued to their electronic dopamine-draining toys while driving, but an alert Caucasian with a survival instinct (I know, I know, there aren’t many), can do well. Many do. Those who chose to go the rice-burner-110 mph-exit ramp maneuver tend not to fare so great.

    5. Some guys have G.A.S. (gun acquisition syndrome), others prefer muscle cars, sometimes boats, but ALL guys should have a motorcycle. With a cool helmet. Hey, if it was cool enough for Evel Knievel, it’s cool enough for me.

    Harley guys tend to avoid gear like the plague, but that’s their choice. I’m not gonna hate on ’em for that. I’ve met too many really good Harley guys who will do anything for you. And they all support Trump, too.

    Cpl. Hicks

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    • on May 23, 2018 at 10:34 pm Carlos Danger

      Been pushing motorcycles on you guys since I’ve been on here. Started riding in 1986 in Europe (man, those were the days).

      155 MPH is common here as you well know. The Ninja was a new bike then.

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    • on May 24, 2018 at 9:00 am mendo

      Appreciate the info, Cpl!

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    • on May 24, 2018 at 9:18 am plumpjack

      that’s a great looking bike.

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  31. on May 24, 2018 at 10:00 am guge

    A motorcycle makes you feel special and invincible, and then you can practice feeling special and invincible even without it.

    Girls pick up on that.

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  32. on May 24, 2018 at 11:03 am Mabui

    “CH Maxim #102: Nothing interesting would happen in a woman’s life if she didn’t have a man making it happen.”
    There are exceptions. Every one I know has the index finger much shorter than the ring finger.

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  33. on May 24, 2018 at 10:08 pm Will

    Things brings back a childhood memory. When I was a kid, I just have been no more than 8, I saw the tall handsome white guy with a leather jacket saunter over to his Harley, and turn it on.. two young girls walking by were giggling and whispering to eachother while looking at him. He waved them over and they started talking, both clearly interested…
    After I helped my mom load the groceries, the last thing I remember is one of the girls hopping on the back of the bike with him and putting on a second helmet he had…

    Billy Badass Game FTW, with a healthy dosage of “of course I’ll need this second helmet.”

    That was the moment young Willy-Boy learned how a real man acted around young women.

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  34. on May 24, 2018 at 10:34 pm Truth-hammer

    Her love? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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  35. on May 25, 2018 at 5:33 am Joker

    greater beta 67

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  36. on May 25, 2018 at 7:36 am Trigger man

    All of this BS about buy this/That to impress a bitch. LMAO. Only thing I need to prove my manhood is my BALLS and not afraid to show I have a pair.

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    • on May 28, 2018 at 4:55 am Jim Christian

      Right! That! Show em Triiger, but gold-plate em or she won’t be interested. Look, bikes, cars, jumping out of perfectly good planes, these are pursuits to do for the sake of the pursuit, the Happiness of Pursuit. I became a trouble-junkie on flight decks. Once out of that bondage, my follow-on was bikes, later skydiving on the chute-rental plan, expensive. My own gear would cost five grand. Back then, you could buy a hell of a bike for 5 grand, and so…bikes. I had a couple of friends killed on take off in Orange Virginia in the early-mid 90s, ugly fire. Knew guys that got killed on bikes, the flight decks, too. The suggestion to others to try them is to get a guy off his ass, put his chips up, take a little risk and along the way, raise testosterone. Fear and risk does that. Coincidentally, chicks follow-on from there. I never said buying a bike or any toy automatically fixes an incel’s problem. Anything that will get a guy out of the house stands on its own.

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  37. on May 28, 2018 at 4:25 am Jim Christian

    Hundreds of thousands spent on bikes, golf and women. The rest, I squandered.

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  38. on May 28, 2018 at 11:47 am Dana Has a Nice Rack

    “…willing to risk death for a bit of adrenaline”

    It’s all fun until some guy from Thailand that just got his license wipes you and your left leg out. Spend 30 years on an artificial leg, have 15 or 20 surgeries, chronic osteomyelitis, and months on crutches. Don’t be a pussy, right?

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  39. on June 4, 2018 at 4:53 pm Thomasine

    Her love lolzlzozlz

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