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huh? Did you fill in an entire backstory in your mind or something?
I doubt this was someone filming a pickup attempt, but I am at a loss to explain why this dude has his hands down his pants. I mean yeah be “alpha” and all of this but where tf are your manners
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It’s Macklemore
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scores a world class slut. figures
pathetic
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To be fair, he could probably take a shit on her plate and she’d still bone him.
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Dr. Strangelove or How to Talk to 36 yr Old Smokers with Fake Nails
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And hair extensions…
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Lol. she looks like she’s packing some weight too.
alternate caption: what a (((non-problematic))) fascist looks like
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Maybe he thinks aping African-American gestures will pique her interest.
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Yeah. Why focus on the lesson in social dynamics when we can claw her eyes out like a bunch of women, or worse, kibitz 2/10-pointy-elbow style and inadvertently pedestalize her as the center of our attention?
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so we’re acting like women now, eh Matt?
so tell us then, what does it say in “the c-l-a-s-s-i-c-s” about the proper social dynamics regarding visibly-used up whores?
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They say, “e-a-t–s-h-i-t–n-i-g-l-e-t”
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that’s what I thought, which is basically what all of us here we’re saying.
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Roasties BTFO! High five, alpha
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36? Not with tendons like that on the back of her hands.
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[…] Al Bundy Game […]
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That man is a Genius!
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Marco Reus… an Aryan hero
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Really him?
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Shes a wreck and hes aping negro muh dick posturing. But yeah, thats how you do “it”.
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I blame elvis
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Probably not a CH reader. IRL the vast majority of guys I know will bone pretty much anything including far, far worse than this young lady.
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Nothing young about her. Mid to late 40s at best.
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Best way to describe her is a “ropey old tart”. (Australians do have a way with words, God love ‘em)
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Look man, when you wear tight pants, sometimes you have to rearrange your gun. You can hate the player but he didn’t make this game. You either play it or you don’t. Will he bone her? Maybe, maybe not. He’s got the look and the style. He can afford to be picky. Guys with the look have women drawing them in. He’s got the game. He doesn’t have to be the nerdy freak that bothers the girls and feeds them lines. That’s pathetic. If you’re using the law of averages, you’ll reel in every biological clock time bomb and crazy girl out there. That’s a guaranteed bad time.
Great fishermen don’t go around scaring the fish. You have to have powerbait and let the fish come to you. There’s no cheating that gets called out. You want fish, not “fair”. You either win or you lose. There is no dignity in losing. You either get what you want or you don’t. You can settle for less, but you still didn’t get what you wanted.
Sometimes you go fishing with the guys. You drown worms and drink beer. You tell your lady you didn’t catch anything. You drank beer and didn’t have women bitching at you. However, if you want fish, then you have to be patient. Have the bait and wait. Don’t be the loser that scares the fish. Wait for them to draw you in and come around.
Do it better. Do it the Right Way. It is about Winning or Losing. Americans LOVE a Winner, and will not “tolerate” a Loser. Get the Look and have the Style. How you play this game, gets you status.
Life is like a Roller Coaster. Be Space Mountain. Take her for a Helluva Ride.
Play the Game. Expect to have Women Lie to You. Take her for a Ride.
When its over, let it go. Nothing in this World Lasts Forever. Let HER close the door. Let HER break up with you. Its Better that Way.
Life is what YOU make it. When its over, don’t ever be a crybaby.
TELL HER, SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.
THERE ARE MORE FISH IN THE SEA.
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Tldr; the girl’s a pig
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6 million cock stare. WNB.
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Tight pants may explain our declining birth rates.
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“expect women to lie to you.”
…and there it is: the jewel.
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“girls”. That’s a gross misuse of the language.
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Glad most guys here caught the “but….” part of this image. First he’s is handsome, cut and square jawed, and head full head of hair, so he can get away with murder. And even from a distance you can see she is aging, botoxed, beat up, over-tanned, and I can almost see the enlarged roast beef labia, tenderized by a thousand cock poundings. A high-T porn star slut will forgive almost any rude behavior from a bonerfide stud. Show me the pick of a sweet young girl in a sundress giving her digits to some dude shoving his hand down his pants. Doesn’t exist.
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Incisive comments like this make this site a great visit. Well that and the shivtastic articles that generate them.
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Did this once. Went to jail.
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Lol at all the dudes here who recognize game but are too civilized to run it. As it always is in the comments of game blogs
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I have a “field report” since this is sort of in that category, but it is not the kind you expect:
I went to the UPS store today and the first surprising thing was instead of a beaner working the low paying counter job it was a white kid! Does that even happen anymore? I’m serious I cannot tell you the last time I saw a millenial / Zyklon white kid working a “summer job” like anyone from GenX—> use to do all the time.
More interestingly, this kid wasn’t even the spergy afraid to make eye contact type we are so accustomed to these days. He was goofy though, probably about 17 with the peach fuzz beard / stache you can only grow at that age. But tall, thin European stock. In fact we got to talking about that because he asked this pretty hot 30 something red head that walked in “hey are you Irish”. I LOL’d because women are SO not use to that straight up talk unless its by nogs anymore. She sort of smiled and said Scottish and wandered out probably in bewilderment.
This kid was unusually chatty and I could also tell highly intelligent. But he had sort of an Opie semi-ginger thing going on in spite of his height and not being a complete fatbody. Long story short, he was raw material. Also his talktativeness in times past would have just been chalked up to being quizzical, young, and interested. But I was waiting for the other UPS dudes to process my order so I spent about 15 min chatting with the kid. The Americunts were giving him the side-eye stink eye in a big way. It really reminded me how hard these kids have it today. He would politely chat up women and I could just see there “how dare you!” creeper alert going off even though they kept a polite smile.
Long story REALLY short after talking about movies, pop culture, etc. he goes “do you ever go to 4chan”. And thus, a true field report. Generation Zylkon Walks Among Us. I just smiled knowingly: “All the time kid, let me tell you something important. The most important thing you may ever here. 4chan is the prescription for the sickness that is all around you. Read and learn everything you see there and escape clown world”
He groked it 100% even though he isn’t fully red-pilled yet, he is a fence sitter for sure. He was like “that thing where they printed free coffee coupons for black people was so funny” but he said it in a hushed voice so no one would hear. I was like: “yes, those are the funniest and most ironic things, latch onto those ideas.”
I -almost- gave this kid my contact info but stopped just short of it because I could tell he wanted it but it seemed odd to do so. I am of the opinion that we should rip off the black mantra: “Each one, teach one” because if you can leave at least 1 shitlord in your wake before you expire, you will have DONE something besides mentally masturbate on the interwebs and whine.
Anyhow, the whole interaction was a ray of hope in the darkness that maybe Gen Z is going to flip this apple cart upside down. Just maybe…
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Excellent. And yes, good advice on the “each one, teach one.”
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great story, Jay. put a smile on my face.
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Did you blow him?
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I knew as surely as the sun rises there’d be one cunt with a smart ass comment. Done anything productively lately Jeffe? Of course not, keep wanking on the internet while it burns around you faggot.
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Keep up the good work!
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The King of the Flips gives zero shits:
http://news.trust.org/item/20180604100334-32knm
[CH: trump, orban, and duterte are the triumvirate of shitlord bogeymen who give globohomos waking nightmares. godspeed to all three]
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This guy is one of the biggest soccer superstars in Europe, he can do whatever he wants but hey, fake it till you make it.
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