Trump is very funny. The media will never acknowledge it, but that’s because the media is full of hysterical libs run by the Matzo Mafia who hate Trump and everything he represents. Instead, the media will continue believing the Gay Mulatto was an icon of masculinity.
For the latest example of Trump’s humor, check today’s tweet:
For those who don’t know, Sanford is (yet another) South Carolina GOPe cuck who bucked the trend by having an affair with a woman instead of a poolboy. He disappeared for a while and later surfaced in Argentina with his mistress.
PS More funny stuff from Trump today:
PPS Great comment from elooie on Trump’s negotiating tactics.
It’s funny reading Reddit and seeing how little everyone there understands negotiations and power dynamics. Trump is actually pretty transparent at playing hard ball and he clearly has zero issues walking away from a bad deal.
Some examples:
Putting things that were previously off the table back in play (Taiwan, moving embassy)
Walking away (Iran deal, NK summit, Paris accords, tpp)
Agressive behave with unreasonable asks(cancelling trade with EU, dreamers citizenship)
And finally the most important deployment of US armed forces to the region.ALL TO MAKE A DEAL.
First rule of power, whoever needs the relationship the least has the power.
Trump is Game
Game is Trump
Shitlibs quail
World Cucks stumped
I didn’t know Sanford was a monster cuck and NeverTrump faggot. What leg does he have to stand on in being NeverTrump? He was running around with his mistress and still is!
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The dirty little secret is that the ENTIRE GOP establishment was, is, and will always be NeverTrump.
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My guess is that the ENTIRE Gang of Eight was briefed by the Obungh0le administration concerning the FBI infiltration of the Trump campaign; on the GOP side of things, that means B!tch McConnell, Cuck Ryan, Richard Burr and Devin Nunes all knew about it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_of_Eight_%28intelligence%29
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@CO — caught a little foxnews at the gym this morning (they finally changed it from goodmorningnigmerica) and they had Rand Paul on there saying that Lindsay Graham was a threat to America for trying to AUMF, whatever that is.
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I love Trump’s sense of humor. His joke about making Mexico pay for the border wall still makes me laugh.
[CH: i swear your comments sound authentic when read in a nasally yenta voice. i can see you punctuating your point with a heavily braceleted arm sweep.]
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I thinks she might be getting tired of him winning and her side losing.
Over. And over. And over again.
Me? I’m never getting tired of that.
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You must have missed my comment on how 43 political races flipped from red to blue. What have you all won so far? People having their health care attacked? Tax cut for the rich that is going to add a ton to the deficit? A head of the EPA who likes used mattresses and fancy lotion? I can’t even credit Trump for his agreement with North Korea as much as I would like to due to his constant lying. As always the bottom line is the only person Trump cares about is himself.
[CH: included in those 43 political races: dog catcher. hey yentafag, how about telling us how many races stayed R or flipped D to R? bottom line: trump is winning, your mulatto heroine’s legacy is destroyed, and you wake every morning chafed that the other side has the cool president your side has never really had.]
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CH – would you trust her with $20 billion?
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Trump could walk on water in the reflecting pool and it would not make the news.
And he still wins.
I am not sick of the winning yet. Maybe in 2025.
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Trump could walk on water and the dems and GOP cucks would snark about his inability to swim…
… or row a boat.
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[…] Funnyman Trump […]
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Wha’dya mean “funny”? What, like a clown, he amuses you? He’s here to amuse you? How the FUCK is he funny?
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“Punchy”… okay, now THAT is funny.
Wasn’t that Travolta’s insult to Willis in Pulp Fiction?
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It was “palooka”
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I think he called him “Punchy” at the bar when he first saw him. That scene were Willis didn’t say anything and just gave him a “wtf?” look.
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Ah, turns out we’re both right… first he says “I’m not your friend, Palooka” and when Willis asks him “What did you say?” Travolta comes back “I think you heard me, Punchy”.
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Beat me to it, GE. The palooka line stood out the most because it was oft used in the Looney Tunes.
Forgot about the punchy line, but when you mentioned it, it was vaguely coming back to me.
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That was the best scene in the movie. Two badass men squaring off. Enjoyable.
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I like Trump a lot but I still want him to adress the problem of the commissar campuses. The power of the Jews is so much in their control of education.
He needs to cut public funding to universities that do not allow freedom of expression of differing opinions. If he does the Jew reaction will be to go apoplectic as they know the loss of their grip on the goy that it will mean.
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https://dailystormer.name/hungary-welcomes-its-first-negro-mp/
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Fuck the ghey earth.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Béla Koon
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CH, you need to update this for the “Punchy” tweets Trump jabbed (heh) towards Robert DeCucko
[CH: just did]
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AWW YUS he DID!!!
Fukken comedic genius!!
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Dana Perino is hot. I’m just saying, I don’t care if you disagree with me. Something about her is just hot AF.
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5head/10
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>>> “Dana Perino is hot.”
Dude.
You need to learn about this here thang called “Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder.”
After a week of your h0neym00n all alone on a desert island with that w!tch & her venom, you’d be ready to commit su!c!de.
SRSLY, you dudes need to start keying in on PAPD, cause if you don’t, then PAPD is gonna key in on you and destroy your sorry a$$es.
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I don’t know shit about her other than she’s hot. I haven’t done an in depth fucking personality evaluation. Chill out.
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It’s required that you receive Captain “formerly Sergeant Faggot” Obvious’s instructions before you post on this blog. He is here. He is here 24/7. He is with you 100% of the time. To ensure that you make posts to his liking. If not, he’ll call you a Jew.
Among the 4chan rejects that make up his kind, this is well understood to be the darkest of insults. For some reason the blog operator allows this unbelievable piece of shit to fuck up every single post he makes, which really undermines his narrative.
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Weird. I never met a heeb named Declane. And yet, here you are.
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I think the biggest insult to a jew is pointing out to him and everyone in earshot that he is a: Jew.
Here we have Declane crying out in pain as he strikes at one of us. For someone, CO in this case, having the ‘nerve’ to name the jew.
Fuck it we should all name them at every opportunity. Especially when they try to represent White people and act like they’re White.
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“Wake up, punchy!”
Hahaha. That is some funny shit. Now consider that Trump is 71 years old. Inspiring AF!
Want a treat? Watch this 71 year old who had been up working for 25 hours handle a (((hostile press))) for another hour like a boss.
I don’t like this president, I fucking LOVE this President.
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I’ve seen people work this hard in private life, but I have never seen anyone in public life work a tenth as hard as the GE.
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Yeah, Greg Eliot is indefatigable. Glad he’s finally getting some recognition around here.
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You are confusing work with playing golf. The only things he works at are things that feed his ego.
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Laugh it up, King. 😉
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Rick sounds like the typical cranky cubicle cunt.
He has no concept of making a living in which you’re not selling your time to a globohomo Corp for a regular check.
He sees trump enjoying himself and naturally assumes that he can’t be simultaneously making money …. because… to him, that’s not the way work works.
Hahahaha
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Go look up the video where Trump says he will be too busy working to play golf. Just one of his 3,000 lies.
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seconded. the guy just fuckin rocks.
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WORD!
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To that note, whenever I am asked if I like Trump or not I say no, which will illicit that “good for you” look and body language, and then zap them with “I love the man!”
Frowns galore!
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I believe “Punchy” is the ultimate verbal kill shot.
What could possibly compete with that?
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Punchy De Niro
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“Coalbreeder”?
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Lol, I really gotta stop posting from my phone and proofread it first.
Some additional color. Trump confirmed this assessment of him in his press conference. He said all the rocketman and fire and fury was posturing and retoric to apply pressure. People think he’s nuts and he is fine with it. Allows him room to maneuver.
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You said in your last post ‘who really gets French humor?’ It reminded me of this joke ad by two British comedians:
There’s something very odd about the French. I feel more affinity for the Japanese.
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Well, they DID consider Jerry Lewis a (ahem) genius.
If this commercial is anything to go by, I see where they’re coming from.
And it’s a place somewhere back in third grade.
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To facilitate the de-cucking of Congress, Trump should announce that the GOP is done and he now belongs to the Trump Party. Conservatives who want on the winning team can join, but must vow that once in office they’ll vote for ending Obamacare, building the wall, etc, or they’ll be stuffed into lockers. In November, normal people can vote for Trump party candidates. The rest can vote for shitlibs or cucks and then cry some more when they lose again.
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I really can’t wait to see what else happens before the election. The Mueller investigation is not going well for the dems. If this NK thing actually sticks I’d be shocked if the republicans don’t keep the majority. If the dems don’t take back something, it could be the end of the party. They don’t have a real candidate that can beat Trump in 2020.
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So far Mueller has 20 indictments and 5 guilty pleasure. I hope he doesn’t find too much more-it would mean Russian involvement in the election was actually minimal.
Also, there have been 43 red to blue office flips since Trump was elected.
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5 guilty pleas Don’t want anyone ripping on my auto spelling.
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And yet none of the charges are related to any Americans colluding with Russia to interfere or influence the presidential campaign…
The bang for the buck of what this has been costing is abysmal, hence Mueller’s approval rating is at an all-time low, and even some Dems are starting to join their GOP counterparts in calling for the shitshow to be wrapped up.
What else you got, yenta?
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What I’ve got is what I said at the beginning of the investigation. Let the chips fall where they may. And don’t even bring up the concept of bang for the buck. This investigation is a bargain compared to the money spent on the Benghazi investigations. And you call me yenta like you are trying to demean me. Sad!
[CH: yes we all know you are proud to sound just like a kvetching old yenta.]
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You disingenuous kikette, you were gloating about “20 indictments and 5 guilty pleas” as if it were some kind of triumph of Mueller.
I call you “yenta” because it’s obvious… many of us ’round chere have sussed you out on it from long ago.
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No gloating. Just stating a simple fact and putting the investigation in a bit proper perspective. Unlike so many here, I don’t have emotional attachment to any of topics or people talked about here. You should try it sometime. Oh I forgot you are too busy labeling ( wrongly ) people and being a internet tough guy. Have fun with that.
[CH: you’re new favorite boy toy trey gowdy plans on starting a law firm after he retires from congress. kinda makes sense then that he would do the bidding of deep state scum. gotta keep those connections to high ranking gov bureaucrats open!]
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Case in point
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Hahahaha!
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I remember that look. When he demo’d wolf blitzer on his own show
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The simplicity of Trump’s barbs & insults is quite fascinating. You can waste a lot of time trying to give an enemy a super slick & witty nickname, but it usually ends up being lame. Not with DJT, he is a master in his own class. Punchy, Low IQ, brilliant.
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That’s because he understands that, for a barb to stick, it has to ring true.
Some of the yeggs ’round chere should take a page from that book. 😉
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more knee bendage (alternating with backpilling cuckfits)
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It’s called calling a spade a spade when a spade is a spade instead of rah-rahing it likes it’s a backhoe…
… conversely, having the character to give credit where due.
Munch less butt, will ya?
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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It takes a high IQ to make “Low IQ” work.
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https://dailystormer.name/embrace-of-diversity-is-morally-abhorrent-say-jews/
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fwiw
it was Massa Mosby trying to shame me for not being mongrelized
but, if scapegoating ((middlemanagement)) makes U happy, but U do U.
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and it was Thomas Jefferson (GGGG-Son of Shmuel bin Jaffar) who invented the “all men created equal” aspect of POZ
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but the grandkids of Itzik Shtruhl, scrap iron peddler in Courland, are the very spawn of Satan
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(and don’t get me started on the Franklin “evil cripple” Delano Roosvelt)
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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I read a lot of, “too not to” tweets.. But not one, “De Niro isn’t low IQ”
[CH: frantic and frazzled shitlibs are reduced to snarking about tweet typos which everyone makes time to time. it shows their desperation that they cling to such a slim reed of gratifying self-validation.]
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If you follow qanon…those aren’t typos.
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Do these grammarfags really think that a billionaire conqueror of worlds gives even a millisecond fuck about making a typo on Twitter?
Really?
Hahahahaha
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Sanford lost.
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yet the blackpilling of cucks poasts on this very Chateau would fill tomes
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Everybody and their brother knew Sanford was toast, even if Trump never said a word.
Try-harder.
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Yes, now he’s got lots of time to hike the Appalachians if you know what I mean.
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