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The Three Types Of Men

June 14, 2018 by CH

I’d add a fourth type:

The Dreg. This is the guy who can’t even get love from a fatty and who has no male friends.

PS The 3 Male Archetypes meme above is also a useful shorthand for civilizational cycles:

Relationship Beta -> Peak civilization
Polygynous Jerkboy Alpha -> Rising replacement civilization from the smoking ruins of a destroyed civilization
Incel Niceguy -> Declining civilization
David Fatrelle -> Gynarcho-tyranny

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Posted in Alpha, Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Fuggernaut | 37 Comments

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  1. on June 14, 2018 at 8:56 pm Bob

    Bill Frist

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  2. on June 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm PA

    The Aryan has the harem.

    The monogamous man has the prettiest girl.

    The halfling has nothing.

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    • on June 14, 2018 at 11:38 pm guest

      The Polack drinks vodka and writes pretentious comments.

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      • on June 15, 2018 at 9:44 am oink

        polack ((jokes))

        you ((funny)), “alt-right ally”

        (herreticuck, do you start to grasp why ((middle magers))) were imported and entrusted with mid-managing?)

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      • on June 15, 2018 at 11:26 am guest

        Learn English faggot. Also it’s three parentheses.

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      • on June 15, 2018 at 1:31 pm oink

        fat, drunk, and aping unfunny ((sexosnark)) is no way to go through life, shabbos

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  3. on June 14, 2018 at 9:09 pm The Three Types Of Men | @the_arv

    […] The Three Types Of Men […]

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  4. on June 14, 2018 at 9:53 pm The Judge

    Is that Milo?

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 8:19 am Bored housewive in Bogota called Esmerelda

      My thought as well.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 4:22 pm Paper Man

      As a good-looking gay man, I’ve often found that when girls don’t know I’m gay (it’s not that obvious until you get me drunk) they can be quite drawn to me. It’s like my total disregard for them sends a message that I’m a cocky jerkboy alpha or whatever you want to call it. Then they’re disoriented when they find out I’m gay. I’ve had plenty ask me “are you aaaactually gay?” as if I were joking.

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  5. on June 14, 2018 at 10:02 pm JoeBob_Walker

    Perfect analogy. Even notice how the hot couple are into each other the most.

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  6. on June 14, 2018 at 10:47 pm Johnny

    Hoverhand jerkboy spotted.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 12:28 pm Sean Fielding

      Pink-shirt nestled in his crotch compensates.

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  7. on June 14, 2018 at 11:32 pm guest

    Pink shirt boobs girl needs a viking bun in that oven yesterday. The rest of the picture isn’t worth looking at.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 7:02 am Greg Eliot

      Serendipitous, I tell ya! I had the EXACT same impression. 😉

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  8. on June 14, 2018 at 11:41 pm Oleaginous Outrager

    Maybe this was Paco’s reward for edging the flower beds so beautifully: he got to pretend he was down with the in crowd for a few seconds. No touching!

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  9. on June 15, 2018 at 12:49 am The Three Types Of Men | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  10. on June 15, 2018 at 2:27 am ovidiuspublius

    OT, just check this sheeet out:

    Everything you teach and preach is distilled in this video. I remember CO when Wild Orchid came out, she was smoking. And in every picture she was with Rourke she was glowing, just gogogogogle them. But the hamster is strong in this one.

    I think the red pill is going to choke me with its size.

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  11. on June 15, 2018 at 3:48 am FakeChecking

    Couple guy, with a some Game and knowledge, could maintain frame and have a fulfilling life (family is above everything in the end).

    Gamer guy will have a fun life, but it will come a moment where he will face his own mortality, desire of conquest fading away and knowing too much of woman nature for having shared the bed of some of their worse specimen (and the problem with growing cynical is that you self ostracizes from the naturally good and healthy people…Me think it’s one of the most dangerous negative feedback loop, especially in Gaming, as you tend to pre-select most of your girls on specific traits, or worse you propel some of them on the slut stratosphere).

    The loner might end up being a school shooter, or maybe, if he has a quick introduction to Red Pill knowledge, he will actually be having the best life. Sure, his teens gonna suck and he’ll stay a virgin past 25. But at the same time, with some RP frame, he can accept his situation as a blessing: not being held down by the testicles burden, not spending his time sniffing after the pussycat trail, he can devout most of his early life to build his own success, defined by his own terms.

    Not every Alpha is born Alpha. Some Alpha are made. I’ve seen that in many sports (including combat) I’ve partake in. Some people are naturally talented. And some are so desperate that they work so hard, so focused, so seriously that they create a shot at becoming the best. While the ones with an easy shot at life tend to doubt themselves once came the first unavoidable defeat. Resiliency is very important.

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  12. on June 15, 2018 at 5:21 am TLM

    Isn’t the middle guy with the chicks that Milo homo. If so, that’s really gotta sting to Mr Lonely Heart next to him.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 6:38 am Declane

      It’s a Twitch streamer named Reynad. He’s known for playing Hearthstone, a virtual card game similar to Magic The Gathering.

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  13. on June 15, 2018 at 6:04 am Salvador D

    At least CH didn’t besmirch Java-proper, I’d have taken mild offence. A guy has to make a living some and can only use what’s in his arsenal…..maybe I’ll have to start using Python so as to distance myself from Flabtrelle.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 8:12 am guest

      It’s a callback to an old post.

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/javascript-male/

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  14. on June 15, 2018 at 6:18 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Guy on the right is the brother of the girl next to him. Look at the faces. Very close match on eyes, noses and mouth.

    The guy on the left on closer inspection is a psychopath. He’s got the prettiest girl there in his deathgrip.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 11:09 am Cracker

      yeah, he may have her now but he could easily lose her if he keeps up that intense possessive crap

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  15. on June 15, 2018 at 6:21 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

    The two dark haired girls (over to the right) also look like siblings.

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  16. on June 15, 2018 at 6:21 am Salvador D

    As for Otis, google her – sure enough, she’s got a cropped manstyle haircut now. Interestingly there’s a fair few pics of her with Trump.

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  17. on June 15, 2018 at 6:37 am Akuma

    The Sigmas taking the picture and its his boat.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 9:16 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      That’s what I thought but what if it’s a girl taking the picture?

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  18. on June 15, 2018 at 7:23 am bigjohn33

    It would be more representative if there were like 5 of the incels in the picture and the chick with the relationship beta was 100 lbs overweight.

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 7:55 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      Who’s taking the photograph? Girl or a guy?

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  19. on June 15, 2018 at 10:47 am stg58animalmother

    Here is another type of man…one who stands in the middle of a bunch of reporters and trolls them all effortlessly.

    View this post on Instagram

    #Repost @foxnews ・・・ President @realDonaldTrump: "You've gotta watch @CNN, what a fraud it is." @SteveDoocy: "They're listening, they're right behind you." @POTUS: "That's fine."

    A post shared by President Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on Jun 15, 2018 at 7:51am PDT

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    • on June 15, 2018 at 11:01 am mendo

      From what I read, he saw that Fox and Friends were out on the lawn and went over to go talk to them.

      BOSS!

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      • on June 15, 2018 at 12:06 pm Roy

        The winning! I’m not tired.

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  20. on June 15, 2018 at 6:30 pm luisman

    Reblogged this on Nicht-Linke Blogs.

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  21. on June 17, 2018 at 12:17 am Ron

    1st photo: hasnt let himself realize that “his girl” regularly does trains behind his back

    2nd photo: post-rsd

    3rd photo: pre-rsd

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    • on June 17, 2018 at 11:33 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      The cute one in the death grip is definitely a female Dark Triad.

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