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Caption Contest: Comeytose Edition

June 19, 2018 by CH

This smarmy beanpole. The shivlords at MPC had some choice commentary. (scroll through the thread) My favorites:

The only thing missing from Comey’s tweet is a smarmy, self-serving Scripture quote. Watching this twerp present himself as a martyr is beyond galling. Well, it will make his eventual imprisonment (a accompanied by savage Trump tweets) all the sweeter.

***

This is soy in human form, the bugman in a fully developed skinny fat stage.

Notice the slumped shoulders and head leaning forward, the posture of a muscle-less man. Chickens have skinny necks – how are they killed by predators or farmers? By snapping their necks. Further, you see his stomach protruding in sync with the head. His core strength, despite his large frame, leaves much to be desired. And the most glaring trait of his lack of physical strength is his flat ass. Strength begins in the core, hips and glutes. It doesn’t take a homo to notice when a man has average strength. This bugman has nothing to show for such a large frame. He is pathetic. Add to it that he’s a mewling fag like everyone else has hilariously noted, this clown wouldn’t last two seconds in the Road War.

***

I’m sure part of his plan to rehabilitate his image has a team of millennial jews or some other kinds of f****ts to curate his social media presence for maximum compensatory effect. Comey seems to know that he is super-f**ked, these gay theatrics make that certain

***

And here we see a deep state creature exposed in the open, weary of predators, seeking its natural habitat, the curtain to hide behind at a moments notice.

PS Phony Comey lies:

Comey attorney said he was out of the country & couldn’t testify 2day but he was tweeting from Iowa recently I prefer being in Iowa too but ppl deserve answers abt FBI conduct

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) June 18, 2018

PPS this looks INCREDIBLY BAD for the FBI:

BREAKING: IG Horowitz confirmed that he is investigating allegations that FBI officials "edited" agents' 302 summary reports of interviews with witnesses and suspects in the 2016-2017 investigations (including Gen. Flynn)

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) June 19, 2018

Editing testimony from interrogations is pretty much the worst possible thing FBI officials could do, outside of actually ordering hits on people (or on Trump). If true (and I’ve no reason to doubt it based on the past two years of Deep State perfidy), then so many heads are gonna roll at the FBI that the organization could very well be disbanded under Trump’s reign. Call it…Ruby Ridge’s Revenge.

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  1. on June 19, 2018 at 10:02 pm TangoMan

    Draw your own conclusions. Watch the woman’s face. Watch the kid’s hands.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 3:45 am Ripp

      10 seconds of beaner music is too much. lame ghey post.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 5:42 am Greg Eliot

      I’d guess they’re family or at least the woman is close friends with the family…

      … and of course, the latinos/hispanics/whatever are a demonstrative and uninhibited folk when it comes to women’s sexuality…

      Hell, their “family variety shows” on TV regularly feature scantily clad dancing girls wriggling suggestively.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 5:44 am Greg Eliot

        Don’t be surprised to find out that that’s either his mom or his aunt.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 6:11 am APL

        “Don’t be surprised to find out that that’s either his mom or his aunt.”

        An easy lay for him then.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 6:25 am Greg Eliot

        womp womp

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:18 am Marc

        Their TV shows regularly feature scantily dancing girls wiggling suggestively.
        – Man, I can’t wait until I retire and live the GE life. Lazily catch up on the doings of the world with the WaPo in the morning, soft porn Mexican TV in the afternoon, and an evening filled with musical theater!!!
        Just kidding ya man!

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:22 am trav777

        quite possibly. At the same time, she was obviously astonished at how turned on he was making her. At least in the first couple minutes. She got control of herself at the midpoint and remembered that he’s just a kid.

        women get hot by men who do things well, especially masculine things. He was moving her around the dance floor in control and she was resonating with him. Dancing is and always has been a sexual tease. Have been told several times by girls what a turn on it is if a man gets a boner while they’re grinding on him. When women dance they do not imitate sexual movements for no reason.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:28 am Greg Eliot

        womp womp

        For the record, I’m only a SEMI-retired gynecologist…

        I still go into the office one or two days a week, just to keep a hand in.

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  2. on June 19, 2018 at 10:04 pm stg58animalmother

    Vicki and Sammy Weavers’ blood cries out for justice.

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    • on June 19, 2018 at 10:15 pm Captain Obvious

      I started reading Eric Rudolph’s book the other day.

      That dude is a mensch.

      PS: I can’t even start thinking about Ruby Ridge or The First* Battle of Waco without getting h0m0cidal.

      A special place in the Ninth Circle of He11 is reserved for those bu11dykes Janet Reno & Donna Shalala & thecunt.

      *Not to be confused with The Second Battle of Waco.

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      • on June 19, 2018 at 10:20 pm stg58animalmother

        Don’t forget Waco Jim Cavanaugh. Mike Vanderboegh, God rest his soul, had that guy dead to rights.

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      • on June 19, 2018 at 11:33 pm Carlos Danger

        A high school class mate of mine was a BATF agent at Waco. He used to be a good guy too when I knew him. He referred to the event as the BBQ. when another friend of mine ran into him at a bar in Springfield.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 4:23 am oink

        cucks of a feather, flock together

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:50 am Captain Obvious

        “He referred to the event as the BBQ.”

        If I heard that with my own ears, I’d sit outside the bar, and wait until he left, and then I’d put him in his gr@ve.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:00 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, that would have stuck in my craw as well.

        Don’t know about the grave, but Fist City would have definitely been on the itinerary.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:24 am Ryu

        FBI Agent “That’s right, you don’t fuck with ZOG”.

        A fed said that, when he heard that Randy believed the former USA became ZOG and that all police served The Beast.

        Cops and soldiers have known for a long time that they serve evil. That’s why they suicide in such numbers. The number one cause of death for a Murkan cop or soldier is suicide. Not accidents, not criminals or terrorists.

        You’ll see something interesting in Lines of Drift, CO.

        Eric could have killed 2 feds and GAWIed. He saw, that killing slave-soldiers meant very little. ZOG doesn’t give a rip about dead cops or soldiers. They care about $$$.

        The struggle was then over for him. He accepted that he would be caught eventually, and that he could handle it.

        He is still alive today, in ADX Fluorence, Murka’s Guantanimo.

        The ADX is a living museum that houses the best genetic material left. McVeigh, Kaz, Rudolph and many others were housed there.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 9:23 am trav777

      Comey’s body looks like the soyboys’ I saw at a bar in AM after the Hogg march

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  3. on June 19, 2018 at 10:07 pm Captain Obvious

    NXIVM scandal takes out White House Deputy Chief of Staff… https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/john-kelly-deputy-joe-hagin-to-leave-white-house-exit-government

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    • on June 19, 2018 at 10:10 pm Captain Obvious

      ^^^Dude served in the Reagan Administration & both Bush Administrations [41 & 43] and was looking to become a Deputy Director at the CIA.

      But his consulting firm had this client called “NXIVM”.

      Hmmm…

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      • on June 19, 2018 at 10:23 pm Captain Obvious

        In M0d, but there’s a Freeper, named “mindburglar”, who’s saying that that consulting firm, “CCG”, is all ex-spooks and Mossad.

        Ex-Spooks, Mossad, and NXIVM.

        What could possibly go wrong?

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      • on June 19, 2018 at 10:29 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on June 19, 2018 at 11:28 pm Carlos Danger

        CO, they use companies like NXIVM to blackmail their targets. You need to do the really evil stuff in order to make it into the big leagues to prove your metal and to prove you can be a team player and allow them control over you. Epstein island was also a Mossad operation. Mossad is riddled throughout our government, the financial industry and Hollywierd. We are in fact a mafia state at the very top. You are only touching on the tip of the iceberg. You really need to start listening to the Q drops to start to grasp the depth of it all. That article VD posted from Neon revolt the other day is another. This is all going to come out and I will gloat like a MF when it happens. People need to be mentally prepared for it and that is why it is coming out so slowly. Most people can’t even imagine it and then believing the depth of the depravity is a leap for most. Some will continue to run cover for it all the same.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 6:15 am Greg Eliot

        But his consulting firm had this client called “NXIVM”.

        Let’s keep the record straight for a change…

        According to the article you yourself posted, the client wasn’t NXIVM, the client was some “power hungry L-i-b-y-a-n exile, B-a-s-i-t I-g-t-e-t (who just happened to have a w-i-f-e named S-a-r-a B-r-o-n-f-m-a-n, go figger… that’s some L-i-b-y-a-n ya got there!) who was a member of NXIVM.

        The consulting firm,which Hagin co-founded when he was in the private sector, apparently took on this client during the Obama admin… again, go figger.. Whether or not Hagin himself knew of this Igtet’s membership in said cult is uncertain. Sounds to me like the consulting firm was yet another lobbyist group in DC, so get in line and we’ll see what we can do for you.

        Note that when I see an alleged news article with such triggering adjectives as power-hungry and all sorts of quotes around the terms they use, it doesn’t do much to quell the smell of tabloid.

        That said…

        Still, I’m shocked… shocked to learn, that all sorts of slimy tentacles stretch throughout Wash DC… next thing you know, we’ll learn there’s been gambling in this establishment.

        So… the question is/was/remains… when is the grand and ever-growing parade of perp walks with the Big Names going to march down Pennsylvania Avenue?

        VagDom says certainly before the midterms, which seems logical…any one else wanna get in on the steak dinner I’m gonna h-o-s-t?

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 6:37 am streetsweeper

        “So… the question is/was/remains… when is the grand and ever-growing parade of perp walks with the Big Names going to march down Pennsylvania Avenue?

        VagDom says certainly before the midterms, which seems logical…any one else wanna get in on the steak dinner I’m gonna h-o-s-t?”

        awww… kindly Uncle Greg pointing out that the posted article is a QUESTIONABLE NEWS SOURCE because SOME of the facts don’t quite match up with Carlos’ synopsis. Uncle Greg is just looking out for your best interests, kiddos!

        Also, Uncle Greg makes sure to point point out, WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS?!? WHEN’S THE PERP WALK?!? Because, you know, there’s always a fixed date at which your entire corrupt government can be arrested and they walked in chains down the street in the Capital. And if there isn’t a fixed date for that then there’s really no reason to get too excited about anything. Same ol, same ol. Just make some white children and get their peckers sliced so everyone’s peckers look the same. Move along kids! Nothing to see here!

        But….BUT… Uncle Greg is STILL inviting you all over for a STEAK DINNER!!! Because we’re all just good pals here, right?!? True alt-right allies!

        What a kindly, generous Uncle you are, Greg!

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    • on June 19, 2018 at 10:53 pm Vagina dominator

      This is the most interesting part, quoted below.

      I wonder if Sara Bronfman is related to the one of the Seagram/McCain Bronfmans? If she can pony up $10m out of petty cash, i guess she is. And why is she involved with a Libyan?

      Fascinating. These Illuminati are up to so much crazy stuff, it makes your head spin.

      QUOTE

      BuzzFeed News noted, however, that the resignation came a day after the outlet reported on an unusual client Hagin’s consulting firm took on during the Obama administration, when Hagin had entered the private sector as a cofounder of Command Consulting Group.

      The client, a power-hungry Libyan exile named Basit Igtet, was “deeply involved” in a “sex cult” known as NXIVM, BuzzFeed News reported. NXIVM’s leadership was charged with sex trafficking, sex trafficking conspiracy and forced labor conspiracy in April. Igtet’s wife, Sara Bronfman, provided the group tens of millions of dollars, according to the report. “I have nothing to do with the group,” Hagin told BuzzFeed News.

      UNQUOTE

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      • on June 19, 2018 at 11:30 pm Carlos Danger

        Bronfman is indeed an heiress to the Seagram’s fortune which was made during prohibition. Funny how we got prohibition shortly after we got the Fed and both were run by the same suspects. How people deny this is going on and claim to be Jew wise is beyond me.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 4:32 am oink

        no

        These are not DrEvil-type supra-humans

        like the StrzokPage ((honeypot)) fiasco, when truth surfaces, we find out that the system overlords, those who decide who lives or dies, are just big dorks, who shit seated just like the rest of us

        “banality of evil” bien sur

        but why we have to keep on mocking them mercilessly, relentless

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 5:37 am oink

        but THAT’S why we have to keep on mocking them mercilessly, relentlessLY

        (f’ing iphag)

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:36 am Marc

        Hell Comey and the rest PEE seated.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 6:53 am Greg Eliot

      awww… kindly Uncle Greg pointing out that the posted article is a QUESTIONABLE NEWS SOURCE because SOME of the facts don’t quite match up with Carlos’ synopsis.

      Actually, it was Cap’n Obvious’ synopsis.

      I see your attention span and reading comprehension remains somewhat below par.

      Also a tip on connotation… “when” “fixed date” in context, but, as noted, a ballpark figure such as “before the midterms” has been found perfectly acceptable, since it narrows the field to a reasonable expectation.

      Your continued promises of Real Soon Now, dating back as far as a week before the election, have not instilled confidence in anything else that has arisen from your overworked yap.

      My advice: take up a hobby, like the violin, and give your jaw a rest.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 7:11 am streetsweeper

        Uncle Greg pointing out that anyone who points his very, very VERY good intentions of trying to kids from getting yourselves into trouble by reading QUESTIONABLE NEWS SOURCES must be a loser with no hobbies!

        What a wise, kind Uncle you are Greg, taking it upon yourself to look out for all of us hapless losers who can’t think for themselves. awwww…. so sweet!

        Are you going to defend Try Hard Trav again now too?? Poor guy needs your support!

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 7:19 am Greg Eliot

        I’ve given trav a good bit of the ribbing business he merits, and everyone ’round chere knows he’s no great friend of mine, neither.

        But I’ll always defend that which merits defending, and even if an erstwhile foe of mine is treated unrighteously, I will speak up.

        And, as any yegg knows, I’m not shy about defending my bros and having their backs, first and foremost.

        This sense of honour is my personal guide, and sometimes my cross to bear. If you want to ridicule the concept, that put more shame on you than it could ever bring towards me.

        Of course, the snarky South Park generation of clowns ’round chere who decry clown world while they themselves help raise the circus tent never had bros who would cover their six, nor fathers who ever took ’em to a ballgame, so it’s understandable this aspect of manhood escapes their frame of reference and respect.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 7:42 am streetsweeper

        Uncle Greg says he defends his “bros”! Isn’t that nice?!? We’re all “bros” here, right my fellow alt-right allies? We have each other’s backs here, right?!?…RIIIGHT?!? Uncle Greg is just like you, goys!

        Honor is his guide!

        It is his CROSS TO BEAR!!!

        our Lord Savior, Uncle Greg Elliot, guiding all of us kids towards the light. Awwwwe…. pass the tissues. We’re getting all teary-eyed.

        You snarky South Park generation kids don’t anything about bros! You don’t know anything about manhood!!! That’s it’s Uncle Greg’s job to show what’s fake news and what’s REAL news. Because he’s a MAN. A man of HONOR, bearing a CROSS, and you guys are just mindless little children. Let Uncle Greg show you the way.

        … And be sure to clean your rooms and stay away from Q Anon and be sure to get your kids’ peckers sliced, so everyone’s peckers look the same!

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 8:43 am Jay in DC

        SSweeper—> Just IM him some dick pics and get it over w/ already FFS. We get it, you have a secret crush. A little mutual virtual j/o session, n’est-ce pas?

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:09 am Greg Eliot

        Don’t do me any favors with that “mutual” homoerotic projection stuff, Jay.

        When Trump smacks his snarky foes down through twitter, do you suggest HE get “mutual” with them?

        This is why we lose. Even when a yegg ’round chere TRIES to chime in with help, he fucks it up by coupling the swine with the gifter of pearls.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:18 am streetsweeper

        Jay in DC, pay attention. read behind the facades. we’re in a war. there are no coincidences. you of all people should know this.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:25 am Carlos Danger

        Jay, he’s right. Greggie is not what he claims to be and is deliberately steering the conversation away from where it should be. Why is that? Why all this concern for the potential opinions of highly intelligent men who have more life experience than he does and can make up their own minds?

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:40 am Greg Eliot

        Ping Pong, you’ve lied enough about me, and your paranoiac projections about distraction point three-fold back at you for what you’re accusing me of.

        So tell us all once again, where does “this conversation” in a make-a-caption post to neener-neener Comey need to be?

        Is the guy who posted the dance video above, or the Fuck You Intern mentioned below, part of my conspiracy group?

        Was I wrong to point out what the article Cap’n posted actually said? Why is that sort of fact-check something that irks you?

        You and your sock are just plain pathetic.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:43 am streetsweeper

        Uncle Greg says the sock puppets have it in for him! He’s just a regular honorable bro, just like you, protecting you all from questionable news sources. Bearing a cross, looking after all of his fellow alt-right allies! So kind. So magnanimous.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:49 am Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh… like I said, the projection on who’s doing the distracting ’round chere is wider than a drive-in screen.

        You boys and your imaginary friends haven’t answered one question straight yet… you think you’re fooling the rest of these fence-sitters?

        Keep serving up the soft pitch, and I’ll keep knocking it out of the park, dweeby.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:56 am streetsweeper

        Uncle Greg says you kids don’t know a distraction from a hole in the ground! Only he is qualified to make such distinctions, which is why he is so honorably protecting you from being distracted by questionable news sources. Because If you go down those secret decoder ring rabbit holes you’ll be distracted from the TRUTH, which you can only find on CNN and MSNBC!

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:17 pm Carlos Danger

        Hardie har har. Just us Goyim noticing too much that you are a fraud and a shill with an odd definition of lying. Thank you for saving all of us children from the fate of knowing too much important things about your employers and what is wrong with the world. Go get your dick sliced again. You don’t use it anyway. Who the fuck do you think you are?

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:19 pm Carlos Danger

        Enjoy it while it lasts Mr. Dominoes, defender of pedophiles.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:52 pm Greg Eliot

        There’s that pedo shaming attempt yet again!

        You argue more like our enemies than our enemies do… as the saying goes, with friends like this, who needs them?

        And here I was, ready to make you the guest of honor at our Real Soon Now steak bash when all them leg irons get slapped on the predicted miscreants sometime before midterms.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:57 pm Greg Eliot

        Danger, I think you forgot to post under dweebstreep on that penultimate post.

        You just did another Big Tell on yourself.

        Of course, you’ll slough it off as a purposeful attempt, I’m sure… but like Scripture tells us, your sin will find you out, and you’ve demonstrated all-too-well the imbalance of temperament that I seem to trigger within you.

        I’m actually starting to pity you, you fool.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 9:28 am trav777

      The article doesn’t say what you are claiming it does.

      There’s a nexus to the sex cult through a client who may have been involved. And the sex cult is nothing now except wild allegations that people WANT to be true. There isn’t any evidence yet.

      How is it different from other sex cults that got busted?

      You’re desperate to cling to anything

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:43 am Greg Eliot

        The article doesn’t say what you are claiming it does.

        There’s a nexus to the sex cult through a client who may have been involved.

        Exactly what I said above, but of course, I get the South Park reeeeeee squad.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 12:43 pm trav777

        Gay, you DO NOT NEED TO FUCKING RESPOND TO EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED POST ON THIS FORUM

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm Greg Eliot

        Is “Gay” the best you got, world-traveler?

        The chateau demands a better quality of barb, there’s a good fellow.

        But keep using those CAPS… I’m sure I’ll hear you eventually.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 10:07 am Captain Obvious

      And like clockwork, Yossi Cohen dispatches F-Street & Pig to try to put out the fire concerning NXIVM, CCG, and the office of the White House Chief of Staff [which is headed by a general from the USMC].

      Like clockwork.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:14 am Captain Obvious

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:15 am Captain Obvious

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:19 am Greg Eliot

        Be reasonable, Cap;’n… your own article didn’t say NVIXM was the client, it was some “power hungry” Libyan kike.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:27 am Captain Obvious

        GE, you need to cheer the phuck up, muh brutha, and quit with the incessant black pilling.

        Go get yourself a mistress or something.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:35 am Greg Eliot

        Et tu, Cap’n?

        What I’m doing is “black pilling” when I point out what your own posted articles are actually saying?

        You’re a better man than that.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:51 am streetsweeper

        Uncle Greg, the honorable bro, who is bearing a cross, condemning others for not being the best men they could be.

        What a mighty cross you bear, Uncle Greg. You do indeed have a broad back.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:53 am Captain Obvious

        GE, we’re doing pattern recognition here.

        NXIVM -> (((Bronfman))) -> CCG == CIA + M0ssad -> Whitehouse Chief of Staff -> USMC.

        This is horrifying, man.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:02 am Greg Eliot

        I never argued about or denied the slimy tentacles to be found in and around DC, Cap’n.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 12:44 pm trav777

        that is a fucking 747! NOT a 777!

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:25 pm Jaded Jurist

        Some of us know our military planes, others civilian planes. Only one group gets hysterical about identification. Mind your IFF, Trav666.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:26 pm Carlos Danger

        CO, its getting to be time to make one for our Mossad shill Dominoes Greggie. I propose a variation on the raccoon saying no one here but us alt-right allies

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:47 pm Greg Eliot

        Ping Pong sez I’m an Israeli secret agent.

        Did you read that on Q, ZH, or BuzzFeed?

        It MUST be true… Ping Pong ain’t been wrong yet, amirite?

        :LARGE DUCKFACE

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  4. on June 19, 2018 at 10:21 pm Libertardian

    The party of atheism is now lecturing us that Jesus threw the border patrol agents out of the temple, and the media that buried the Kermit Gosnell trial is screeching about MUH CHILLUNS.

    As someone on MPC said, if you could travel back in time about 10 years, you’d find that the exact same liberals would be just fine with mass murdering the exact same kids they’re currently howling about.

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    • on June 19, 2018 at 10:23 pm stg58animalmother

      It’s so transparent it would be laughable, save for MPAI.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 3:17 am Vagina dominator

      Shakespeare said that even “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”

      So there’s another one that Shakespeare got right.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 7:03 am Jaded Jurist

      Excellent post. Red pill knowledge comes with red pill pain.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 12:38 pm Lovekraft

      @ Libertardian:

      That first paragraph is some first-rate stuff. Hope you don’t mind me throwing it on reddit and VP. That needs to get spread around.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 1:32 pm Jaded Jurist

      Around 1995 when Clinton said he was expanding the Border Patrol by 5000 agents, my mother actually filled out my application, mailed it in, then told me to get ready. I actually appreciated this until I learned I would have to become fluent in Spanish. Next.

      Today, mom is raging against “Drumph” not letting more tacos in. Fvcking women and their quaint little voting “right”.

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  5. on June 19, 2018 at 10:33 pm cortesar

    what is that
    overseeing the planation of soy (boys)
    he looks natural to the scenery as a pig does in Saudi Barbaria

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  6. on June 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm Prof. Woland

    If this were Japan, Comey would be expected to commit seppuku to save the rest of us the trouble. Instead he is going to go down kicking and screaming like a little girl. So Sorry.

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  7. on June 19, 2018 at 11:18 pm Marc

    What sort of man would allow himself to be photographed in clothes like that. I don’t mean a t shirt etc. – but the pure bagginess of it all – as if the loose baggy clothes were the perfect expression of a loose and unformed soul.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 4:46 am ET Jones

      The track shoes complete the ensemble. Standing in an Iowa cornfield in that outfit is sure to resonate with actual farmers. Looks like he just stepped off the Greyhound from Kansas City in his long summer tour “out west”.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 7:05 am Jaded Jurist

      Worse, who would post said photo?

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 8:19 am ET Jones

        I dressed like that in high school until someone told me I looked like an overgrown 6th grader.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 8:42 am Suburban_elk

      “So this is a cornfield!”

      It could only be a better picture if he were stepping on the plants.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:35 pm Jaded Jurist

        “I was told there would be cornholes”, he sighed.

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  8. on June 19, 2018 at 11:21 pm Carlos Danger

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  9. on June 19, 2018 at 11:35 pm Wild Man

    Here is James dreamily pondering on the growth of Jack’s bean pole.

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  10. on June 20, 2018 at 1:42 am Amasius

    “My field of dreams is a field of reams and creams.”

    “If I build it, they will come… in my ass.”

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  11. on June 20, 2018 at 2:54 am Bob

    Damn, these creatures from the deep swamp become deformed and bloated in all the wrong places when they emerge…

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  12. on June 20, 2018 at 3:18 am Ripp

    The transparent and pathetic lamentations of a loser beta male trying to forget the ass pounding stress that awaits the next chapter of his lanky life.

    fuck this guy. traitor.

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  13. on June 20, 2018 at 4:22 am YoreyC

    CH,

    womp womp

    boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/175813003

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 8:46 am Jay in DC

      I watched that live, it was one of the best and most epic trolls I’ve ever seen on live TV and proof that the worm is starting to turn a bit. MSM type guys like Tucker and Lewandowski have finally gotten the plot.

      Vicious. Mockery. -End of Line

      No apology, no backing down, no cucking. When the shiv is in, you turn the blade, not remove it.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:14 am Greg Eliot

        How DARE you!

        lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozl

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:41 am Ripp

        the soy cries of that guy were so lame.

        new found respect for lewadowski

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:46 am trav777

        that dude had a conniption.

        Lewandowski needed to adopt a consistently mocking tone…”booo hooo always the same, omg think of the poor children of the parents who crossed the border illegally and we’re RIPPING them away by not throwing them in the same jails as their parents…OMG THE HORROR…STFU”

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:54 am Greg Eliot

        Of course, merely s-h-o-u-t-i-n-g over one another is how these “n-e-w-s” i-n-t-e-r-v-i-e-w-s seem to always go.

        And why is it that our side always misses the s-a-l-i-e-n-t points?

        L-e-w should have just said something along the lines of

        “Look, STFU…instead of cheap t-e-a-r-j-e-r-k-i-n-g g-a-m-b-i-t-s to put the b-l-a-m-e on A-m-e-r-i-c-a, why don’t you put the b-l-a-m-e on the p-a-r-e-n-t-s, where it really belongs? If p-a-r-e-n-t-s do i-l-l-e-g-a-l a-c-t-s, it hurts their c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n… this isn’t rocket science. In short, DON’T try to enter this c-o-u-n-t-r-y i-l-l-e-g-a-l-l-y, and you won’t have to worry about being s-e-p-a-r-a-t-e-d from your c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n. End of story.”

        That r-e-s-o-n-a-t-e-s more than d-r-o-n-i-n-g on and on about a “n-a-t-i-o-n of l-a-w-s” and “our s-e-c-u-r-i-t-y”, etc., etc., etc.

        Sorry for all the camo, but mod is extremely ghey.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 9:44 am Ripp

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 9:58 am Greg Eliot

        Point of order:

        Was it “womp womp” or “wah-wah”? The latter makes more sense, but the former may be a tad funnier.

        I wanna get it right when I use it in the future. 😉

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 1:26 pm wontgetthtough

      It took me a few seconds to realize that it was the other “man” that got upset. I thought it was the woman talking

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  14. on June 20, 2018 at 6:01 am Publius

    The communists are a mob. http://time.com/5316975/kirstjen-nielsen-protestors/

    What about all the white babies never born, because when we have babies we have to support them alone? And Jew feminism told our white women not to make white babies.

    And of course we try not to commit crimes that would cause our children to be separated from us when we go to jail.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 6:02 am Publius

      Some jewess intern shouted at Trump yesterday too.

      They are literal zombies controlled by the Jew.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 6:33 am Greg Eliot

        Did the loud mouth cooze get named yet? All the articles I saw didn’t identify her, although somehow they all knew it was a congressional intern.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:22 am Captain Obvious

        Cuck Ryan & B!tch McConnell coulda fired her sorry @ss on the spot.

        But instead, Cuck-n-B!tch gives us…

        …crickets…

        NXIVM.

        Epstein’s Shiksa S1ave Island.

        Sheldon Adelson & the underaged Cabana boyz.

        They’re all (((pwned))).

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:27 am Greg Eliot

        Hat’s off to the wymyns and grrls who fought so valiantly for liberation, equality, and the right to scream “FUCK YOU!” at the president.

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  15. on June 20, 2018 at 6:25 am Greg Eliot

    Caption:

    “The first time Comey can rightfully be described as outstanding in his field.”

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  16. on June 20, 2018 at 6:58 am Jaded Jurist

    A “f****t” I know, without solicitation, brought up in polite company that he would gladly call Comey “Daddy”. Gaydar, indeed.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 7:01 am Greg Eliot

      Polite company, perhaps…

      But not exactly a topic for polite conversation. 😉

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 7:10 am Jaded Jurist

        Exactly. Imagine a mentally healthy man in polite mixed company seeing Comey’s female equivalent (Megman Kelly, perhaps?) on the news and saying “Damn, I’d love to put her legs behind her ears and give her a good pounding!”

        Except one can’t imagine a mentally healthy man saying that.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 7:41 am Greg Eliot

        Excellent point about queers being mentally unsound.

        One has to laugh at the disingenuous hypocrisy of those who are first to proclaim that race, gender and sexual orientation shouldn’t matter or be a criteria of judgment, yet when a negro, a woman, or a queer accomplish something of merit (dubious or valid), the FIRST thing you hear about is
        a “black”, “woman”, or “gay person” who “did X”.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 8:05 am Jaded Jurist

        And when the police are searching for a suspect of any such identification, it’s purportedly hateful.

        One of the things I regret the most is giving these lying serpents so many decades of applying the benefit of the doubt. No more mercy.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 8:06 am Jaded Jurist

        Womp Womp!

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 8:29 am Jay in DC

      There is a reason they are going bat shit over this because she is KIRSTJEN. Not even Kristen. Straight up blonde, blue-eyed, ICE QUEEN. They cannot wrap their mind around ice people with their steely blue eyes and blond hair taking a hard line against shit brown sun people.

      Looks like that smoking hot lifeguard I use to bang out at work (fellow lifeguard) back in the day.

      (image removed because fuck u mod)

      Can I pre-emptively vote now? I’d like to nominate Lana Lokteff of RedIce TV as official concubine to the God Emperor. Dictating and whispering policy in his ear while she churns out racially woke ubermensch babies. 🙂

      (image removed because fuck u mod)

      I can only hope they continue to go apoplectic and totally unhinged on a national level in an organized way. That way the war can go “hot” finally and we can all stop pretending we don’t want to eradicate one another.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 8:36 am Publius

        This.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:39 pm Jaded Jurist

        That.

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  17. on June 20, 2018 at 7:34 am Bongo

    that f-cker has to pay — rendition + torture = execute

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  18. on June 20, 2018 at 8:12 am oink

    rozanstain is about to find out what happens to ((middlemen)) when there scapegoating to be done.

    Capul lui Motoc vrem!

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  19. on June 20, 2018 at 8:27 am Jay in DC

    Question for anybody, esp. Cap. How the HELL do I get an image to poast here? It is such a fucking drag that EVERY SINGLE post I make w/ an imgur or other img gets swallowed by mod. Do I need a registered wordpress acct or what?

    It is making me less inclined to want to poast because I write up these long posts that get memory holed.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 9:29 am Captain Obvious

      M0d ate muh reply.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:15 am Jay in DC

        LMAO! What the actual fuck? I like to think you are taking the piss outta me w/ this but sadly, I feel like it is true.

        This mod thing has really hit critical mass and needs to be disabled or addressed in some way really.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:41 am mendo

        M0d has eat3n three of my replies. . . .

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:55 am Greg Eliot

        And often personal names, though not always

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 12:02 pm PA

        It’s frustrating when a comment gets eaten or modded but certainly CH is aware of the matter, he has his reasons for filtering things, and possibly a reason for keeping those cards close to his chest. If he wants to print such a list, he will do so. Demanding at intervals that he does so is being a dick.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 1:42 pm Jaded Jurist

      Oh dude, I gave up months ago. CH himself doesn’t even see some of our attempts. That’s WordSuppress in Antifasichtische Aktion.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:44 pm Jaded Jurist

        Or just listen to PA, supra. He knows a thing or three about Word[sup]Press

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  20. on June 20, 2018 at 9:13 am Hugh Jenniks

    Reduced to being a scarecrow trainee.

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  21. on June 20, 2018 at 9:17 am martin

    well, in other news, I am glad to see the liberals have suddenly become pro family.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 9:19 am Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… they were ALWAYS pro-fambly…

      … so long as said fambly wasn’t White, Christian, and sported a father within the same house.

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  22. on June 20, 2018 at 9:25 am HL

    Admiring his fellow plants.

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  23. on June 20, 2018 at 9:40 am School to prison pipeline

    ” ***sniff****…..Ahhh, I love the smell of soy(beans) in the morning”

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  24. on June 20, 2018 at 9:54 am Chadimir Putin

    I fucking hate Comey, but “bugman” is so lame. Just call him a faggot (and spare me the asterisks for Christ’s sake).

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 10:16 am Captain Obvious

      I dunno, (((Chadimir))), “faggot” sounds kinda lame to my ear.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 10:17 am Captain Obvious

        (((Chaim-dir)))

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  25. on June 20, 2018 at 10:18 am R.G. Camara

    Dirty Cop standing in dirt.

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  26. on June 20, 2018 at 10:48 am modsquad

    Mark Zuckerberg is in Iowa. "Iowa is my kind of place." https://t.co/75IDG3mKrV—
    Yashar Ali (@yashar) June 24, 2017

    ?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bustle.com%2Fp%2Fwill-mark-zuckerberg-run-for-president-hes-hanging-out-in-iowa-right-now-66478

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  27. on June 20, 2018 at 10:57 am oink

    Re: Peter Henry Fonda

    y’all putridans are wicked creatures.

    I should not be surprised, anymore, but here I am

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 11:05 am Greg Eliot

      Typical non sequitur snark from a has-been actor who couldn’t hold a birthday candle to pops.

      Meh.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:08 am Greg Eliot

        I take back that “meh”, now that I’ve seen the whole tweet.

        In a sane world, this man just signed his own arrest warrant. These fucks have to learn there are consequences in meat world for their Cyberian puffery.

        Wouldn’t hurt ’round chere, neither.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:21 am Greg Eliot

        check that, effrontery, not puffery.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:22 am streetsweeper

        Uncle Greg says no more Mr. Nice Guy!!! There must be meatworld consequences!!! And there should be consequences ’round chere too!!! But we’re in clown world, goys! So there won’t be any arrests!!! But there SHOULD be! He really means it! Your honorable bro Greg has your back, goys! There need to be consequences!!!

        Hardy-har-har! Just me and my fellow alt right allies, hanging out like old friends!

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 11:32 am Publius

      I demand his arrest right now.

      A taxpayer.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:35 am Publius

        The fact that I had to pay taxes for the year 2017 after what we have endured is utter and absolute bullshit.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 1:07 pm Dread Forman

        You choose to pay taxes and you choose to suck jewish cock

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 11:55 am traitors first

      https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/jane-fondas-brother-calls-for-barron-trump-to-be-locked-in-cage-with-pedophiles/

      guess we know what peter fonda is into, maybe this should be checked into I mean isn’t this some kinda cheese pizza type fantasy for him that he just admitted to

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 3:07 pm Hitler is our pal

        So fonda is calling mexicans pedophiles. Racist asshole.

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  28. on June 20, 2018 at 11:13 am Scanman

    What does it say about us that we’re ruled over by pieces of shit like this who are not only morally and physically weak but blatantly so?

    It’s not good. It’s shameful. Period.

    If you have kids or plan on having kids, it’s time to take a long, hard look in the mirror. The required change starts and ends with us.

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 11:33 am Publius

      Nothing can change while the federal reserve still has all power and anti whites decide lliterally who has an income other than the few who can survive on their own as an electrician or a plumber

      We are occupied

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 11:52 am oink

        SIMPLICIO!, muh blackpiller!

        where’s your faith, oh’ weak one? or are you … gasp … an apostate?

        p.s. Cap’n does manicheism better

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  29. on June 20, 2018 at 11:58 am traitors first

    Kinda OT:
    but am I the only one that remembers crap like this back in 2004-2006 before the housing collapse. Seriously bill maher just called for a recession so demonrats could be back in power, now the huff blow

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/housing-crisis-inequality-harvard-report_us_5b27c1f1e4b056b2263c621e

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    • on June 20, 2018 at 12:07 pm mendo

      That housing inequality bullshit (((they))) kept shoveling was one factor which contributed to the housing collapse.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm Greg Eliot

        And there was nary a peep about the issue of giving loans to unreliable types of people, and them defaulting on them, contributed to the problem, if not causing the problem outright, or at least, started the snowball rolling to avalanche point.

        For a masterful piece of agitprop lies on the whole thing, watch the movie The Big Short.

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      • on June 20, 2018 at 12:48 pm trav777

        To not lend to minorities who have poor credit scores due to never paying anyone back is RACIST.

        To lend to minorities who have poor credit scores due to never paying anyone back and then they default on you too is PREDATORY LENDING which is also racist.

        Demanding ANY kind of risk-mitigation like a higher interest rate of minorities who have poor credit scores (FICO is race-blind) due to never paying anyone back is racist.

        If you do not give minorities free shit it is racist.

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  30. on June 20, 2018 at 7:13 pm Alfred E. Neuman

    Reblogged this on FOR GOD AND COUNTRY.

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  31. on June 20, 2018 at 8:35 pm BrachaBenedicta

    When are they going to roll?? When? How much longer we gonna have to wait

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