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Caption Contest: Comeytose Edition

This smarmy beanpole. The shivlords at MPC had some choice commentary. (scroll through the thread) My favorites:

The only thing missing from Comey’s tweet is a smarmy, self-serving Scripture quote. Watching this twerp present himself as a martyr is beyond galling. Well, it will make his eventual imprisonment (a accompanied by savage Trump tweets) all the sweeter.

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This is soy in human form, the bugman in a fully developed skinny fat stage.

Notice the slumped shoulders and head leaning forward, the posture of a muscle-less man. Chickens have skinny necks – how are they killed by predators or farmers? By snapping their necks. Further, you see his stomach protruding in sync with the head. His core strength, despite his large frame, leaves much to be desired. And the most glaring trait of his lack of physical strength is his flat ass. Strength begins in the core, hips and glutes. It doesn’t take a homo to notice when a man has average strength. This bugman has nothing to show for such a large frame. He is pathetic. Add to it that he’s a mewling fag like everyone else has hilariously noted, this clown wouldn’t last two seconds in the Road War.

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I’m sure part of his plan to rehabilitate his image has a team of millennial jews or some other kinds of f****ts to curate his social media presence for maximum compensatory effect. Comey seems to know that he is super-f**ked, these gay theatrics make that certain

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And here we see a deep state creature exposed in the open, weary of predators, seeking its natural habitat, the curtain to hide behind at a moments notice.

PS Phony Comey lies:

PPS this looks INCREDIBLY BAD for the FBI:

Editing testimony from interrogations is pretty much the worst possible thing FBI officials could do, outside of actually ordering hits on people (or on Trump). If true (and I’ve no reason to doubt it based on the past two years of Deep State perfidy), then so many heads are gonna roll at the FBI that the organization could very well be disbanded under Trump’s reign. Call it…Ruby Ridge’s Revenge.