There’s no need for a contest in this edition of Beta of the Month; Joe Scarborough wins it running away.
You’ve seen this before, in previous Chateau Heartiste Beta of the Month posts. Uxorious Joe Scarborough is the beta, Bleeding NipAndTuckface Mika the repulsed woman spurning his ingratiating, conciliatory romantic gestures.
Painfully beta, but did you expect anything more from this anti-Trump nancyboy?
Watch the vid. None of this is staged. You can tell by their body language and vocal tone that real aggravation bubbled to the surface on live TV (that nobody watches).
0:16: NipAndTuck admits they’ve been fighting “over issues” (they’re an off-screen couple). One can only guess what those issues were, maybe “I got tired of being the man in the relationship” or “Honey, I secretly think Trump is getting unfair press coverage on this Beaner Baby story” or “Your prostate doesn’t need *that* much stimulation”.
0:20: Uxorious Joe cloyingly objects, “No we did not”. NipAndTuck immediately shoots him down, “Oh yeah we did.”
0:21: Uxorious: “We never fight”. Nip: *sarcastically* “Uh huh”.
0:22: Watch this sequence closely, it happens fast, but slow enough that you can see Nip’s pussy turtling on air. Uxorious gently reaches for her hand, and Nip’s whole body convulses backward to get away from his slimy touch. She promptly assumes the cadence of a careercunt shrike, scolding him, “No, no, don’t do that. Ok, not on the air, NOT ON THE AIR”.
0:26: Nip: “What are you doing?! It’s 6:03.” She’s publicly shaming him, rejecting his romantic ardor in front of an audience now cringing with vicarious embarrassment. Notice her body language: she’s sitting ramrod straight, turned toward him to face him down, jaw jutting. This is the aggressive posture of a woman expanding her personal space, building a defensive perimeter to warn the beta male to stay away or get the stinger again.
0:29: Uxorious is trapped. He tries to change course. “Willie, can I ask you a question.” It’s not a change of topic, though. It’s worse. He’s trying to enlist other men to persuade his ice queen to thaw out a little and spare his on-air dignity. It’s an example of “let’s you and her make my case for me”. Passive-aggressive betahurt to the max.
0:31: Uxorious: “We’re engaged. We’ve been engaged for like 13 years. Now you think I should be able to hold her hand at this point in the engagement with her consent?” Special (needs) pleading.
0:41: Nip then delivers the ballcutting slice. “If you’ll be quiet I’ll hold your hand.”
HEY HOW ‘BOUT THOSE RED SOX?
The JooTube comments are gold (and so very very woke):
these two clowns made fun of Trump countless times about Melania supposedly not wanting to hold Trump’s hand
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she obviously finds the man repulsive. maybe hillary would let him hold her claw
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Why doesn’t she ever ask Shmoe what really happened to his intern? Isn’t she worried???
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Why talk about baseball when you can’t seem get to first base yourself?
Heh. Poor Joe. None of Trump’s lessons in life rubbed off on him, so he gets to suffer public humiliation as his heavily scaffolded girlfriend slaps his limp wrist away.
[…] Beta Of The Month: Joe Scarborough […]
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Compare & contrast.
Brand makes her uncomfortable as well… but this is the kinda discomfort that makes her tingle.
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Mika disses Joe at 1:49…
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Well, her left “headlight” is clearly turned on..
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Well, that didn’t last long.
Blocked on copyright grounds. GTFO, NBC Universal because you got BTFO.
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She treated him like a mom dealing with a 8-year-old boy who’s about one incident away from being sent to his room, after which she takes a few glasses of wine and wonders why she didn’t visit Planned Butcherhood when she had the chance (and also where the father is).
Or worse…like a 20-something girl a few weeks away from breaking up with her annoying, cloying, I-need-a-PDA soyboyfriend.
Seriously, mate guarding on air? On you’re own show? Man, #NeverTrump Joe must have strong suspicion Mika’s cheating on him. His actions bespeak a weak man desperate to save his relationship and assuage his paranoid ego.
Trump would’ve grabbed the woman’s hand and pulled her in for a kiss. But Trump would never be seen with someone as ugly and stupid as Mika.
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P.S. I should add that I predict Mike and Joe break up sometime in the next year, given their behavior here. Which will make it deliciously hilarious when they try to be “adults” and work together on air; as SJWs, we know they will spazz out at one another on a weekly basis.
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“they will spazz out at one another on a weekly basis”
“Not on the air! NOT ON THE AIR!”
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Mock her. That’s the only way to deal with this. Relentlessly mocking of all that childish shit she’s obviously been pulling behind the scenes.
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EDIT:
FagJoe: Now you think I should be able to hold her hand at this point in the engagement?
FagWillie: With her consent.
[CH: i missed that. whatta neutered faggot!]
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Who are the losers who would watch this show?
Watch until the end.
These people get paid?
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That is the scary part. They are actually on payroll. With perks. Damn
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Joe Scarborough – Product Spokesman for Astroglide – now available in a 55 gallon drum with convenient hand pump and adjustable spray nozzle. If you order in the next 10 minutes – we’ll send you the Mika Edition freeze dried Fleshlight – at no extra cost.
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They truly deserve each other.
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Their relationship is so symbolic of a cucked weak swamp rat and a ball-cutting air-headed harpy that I kind of wonder if we are living in a simulation/novel/movie. This is kind of symbolism George Orwell or Nathanial Hawthorne would have thought too heavy handed.
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@CH
Betas are actually way more Alpha that this. Shouldn’t it be cuckboi of the month. It’s the first thing I thought of when I heard about it on the sean hannity show …. what’dya expect out of Joe “cuckboi” Scarborough
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painful to watch
unfortunately it’s not that surprising. all you have to do is take a look around you and you’ll see that this is how most couples behave with each other nowadays
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Guys who say “I can’t do blah blah bah (watch something on tv) bcs I have to do yardwork this weekend or wifey will give me hell.”
With women, men have to guard against this from minute one and every minute thereafter. With *all* women, *all* the time.
Like Cappie says, they have no idea of a man’s strengths, but their ability to find and exploit his weaknesses is basic.
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Agreed. Guard up, until it’s instinctive, until you can respond with a shiv like clockwork.
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Some one should do a game breakdown of the Russell brand video like when Robbie Williams did the Late Show or something or other. I think Katie Couric was guest hosting. I searched a bit for the vid, but couldn’t find it. Maybe it was scrubbed.
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He sexualized her with the nip-slip comment and she was dead after that. She couldn’t recover.
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There wasn’t much game there. Brand was nervous and redirected attention to the offscreen workers at their computers. Then went into lowbrow, low-talent shtick. Sad.
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Is this bitch related to that neocon policy wonk brezynski?
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Yup… she’s his daughter.
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Mika is the daughter of Zbigniew Brzeziinski; he was one tough Polish dude! He was Jimmy Carter’s National Security Adviser and green lighted the Iranian hostage rescue attempt.
No wonder his daughter would snap at the boy.
Re: a 13 year engagement: The other fellas should have told Joe, “If it ain’t happened yet, it ain’t gonna happen!”
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13 years?
she has divorced her husband only a few years ago
lolz
he must have confused f*ucking the leftoid slut for the engagement
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It’s actually more like 13 months
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Ziggy was a neocon pile of shit. No surprise his mannish daughter is a soulless cunt as well.
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He was the big globalist theorizer of mass surveillance and control through media technology.
There is a quote attributed to him that is too good to be true. He was not such a snappy speaker.
“Shortly, the public will be unable to reason or think for themselves. They’ll only be able to parrot the information they’ve been given on the previous night’s news.”
Here is the probable source of this quote, a passage form his 1970 book “Between Two Ages: America’s Role in the Technetronic Era”
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“When one continually controls the information, one controls the people absorbing the information. The manufactured and controlled information on TV can be referred to as the signal and that constant signal is what shapes and guides the masses to their conclusions. In order to take back our minds, we must first learn to “Unplug the Signal.”
By turning off your TV you will realize the world that you’re living in is suddenly very unfamiliar to you. You will see that news of no importance is constantly debated and analyzed, and as you listen to the conversations of people around you, you realize they’re talking robots just repeating what they’ve heard on the news.”
UNQUOTE
His daughter Misha famously said the following on live MSNBC last year:
“He (Trump) is trying to undermine the media and trying to make up his own facts. And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think.”
“And that, that is our job,” she noted, referring to the media.
Ha ha ha. So yeh, she’s a dumb whore.
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Good post VD. These people are very open about their intentions and confident no one will read their books. This evil we face is about complete and utter enslavement of humanity to the point we are literally unable to think for our selves. They are already well over half way there.
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A female employee of Joe’s died rather mysteriously. The God-Emperor once tweeted that it needed to be investigated.
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-suggests-scarborough-murdered-intern-725653
God-Emperor Donald is like a kind of cosmic truth serum that exposes all.
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Yeah, Mika better not get too comfy being the lead dog. Spineless shits such as Scarborough seem to suddenly snap and next thing you know, they’re sorting through Hefty bags by the roadside.
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Maybe Mika done it hersself…
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God…
This hollow-chested pussy was a United States Congressman. When you consider the litany sackless cowards, limp-wristed, bed-wetting pinko faggots, kike sucking retards, and outright mincing pole smokers (Obama) we’ve had “leading” this country over the past 70 years, it has to be an act of devine forbearance that this country is still here.
“Men” like this should never have power over the lives of others. Period.
Time to take it ALL back.
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“We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.” -C.S. Lewis, “The Abolition of Man”
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I’m quoting the fuck outta this quote!
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This
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https://www.indystar.com/story/news/2018/01/03/mike-pence-and-jeff-flake-were-once-close-friends-but-then-donald-trump-rose-power/999642001/
I think Jeff Faggot Flake should went Next Month. Read this article if you haven’t already. he seriously acts like a bitch to Pence after he accepts offer for VP to Trump.
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WIN* not went
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Joe’s strong suit was brain-storming until he hit upon something interesting or useful. Sort of thinking out loud. Some of it — __some__ of it, had to have a basis in reality, A lot of it could be merely plausible —or even just plausible sounding to craplibs. Crablibs? Like he had to talk himself into a frame and the once there maybe some good rhetoric came out. Or it just sounded like he was honestly brainstorming but it was all super scripted. Hence big bucks from the Regime.
Mika was a newsreader/MC who asked some good basic questions and summed up. She was sort of an executive summarizer.
Now, this was a sort of workable arrangement under the lib-cuck alliance. Mika and Joe’s allies controlled the narrative, the news loop, So it was a hugely successful format for them to be spokesmen and meme generators for the regime, a convivial way to tell male and female mixed audiences what to think.
But Trump came down that escalator and said WALL and an Ent army of guerilla talkers came out of the woodwork. Trump broke the narrative. It’s Trump’s loop now.
It’s real all over now,
Joe, I suspect, knows this, and is trying to deal with it —in his bs around the issue way.
Mika, I’m guessing,is all, ‘No, you said it was collusion. All those shows I reported collusion…. I SAID… YOU TOLD ME!…’. Basically she’s not having it retreat and re-assess wise.
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Scarborough wins it every month.
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savage!
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I know. I hesitated a little before posting it. Homo.
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Did you watch until the end? Even funnier.
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Lolzozoz
https://dailystormer.name/the-womp-womp-heard-round-the-world-lewandowski-refuses-to-cuck/
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Lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: crying laughing 😂😂😂
Wife: what’s so funny?
Me: we are winning the civil war
Wife: ok. Sounds good.
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Those meme are most droll.
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the memes in the comments are pure gold. Laughed so hard!!!!!!!!
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I cringed watching this. How can you do this to your man?
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Another amusing thing about Scarborough is the obvious eye work he’s had done, fixing those two slits he used to have for eyes. Adam Carola used to call him “12-year-old girl Vagina Eyes”.
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the greatest beta song of all times
pay attention to screaming dumb cunts in background
was this the beginning of the end?
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burn it all to the ground
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hehe note soyboy trying to kill himself at the end
Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie
Benzin
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re:beetles
it is part and parcel of the fabianist portion of the long march of Ordo ab Chao apostasy through WestHajnalian tribes
the more westhajnalian debauchery I see, the more reasonable the Inquisition
Holy Mary Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death
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you really need Jesus Christ, son
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No, I think greatest beta song goes to Billy Vera and the Beaters for “At This Moment”. I present as evidence the cringiest part of the song:
What do you think
I would give at this moment
If you stay I’d subtract twenty years from my life
I’d fall down on my knees
Kiss the ground that you walk on
If I could just hold you again
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C’mon, cort… CH has covered this territory about ‘beta songs’ a dozen times… they’re chick crack nonetheless because of the star power of the artists.
You want to blame the Beatles for something, you can put normalization of that whole stupid “drug culture be cool” at their doorstep.
Besides, I can think of several far more beta songs, ironic in that they’ve been covered by some of the shittiest shitlords of all time:
Ain’t To Proud To Beg
Have Mercy
When A Man Loves A Woman
My World Is Empty Without You
I Won’t Last A Day Without You
Hurts So Bad
(I can do this all day long, if you’d like more)
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“(I can do this all day long, if you’d like more)”
Please, spare us
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So you’re saying the point’s been made? :duckface
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“The Other Guy”
I found out that you care for another guy
I found out that you want for another smile
We are alone as two different people can be
And it’s hurting me so
Just to know that you don’t care for me
The other guy won’t be around to talk to our kids
He won’t understand when you’re down the way that I did
We had it all, you and I, we just need to try again
I found out that your heart’s in another guy
You found out that you’re tellin’ another lie
We’ve gone apart and goin’ our own separate ways
And you don’t understand
Why I love you and want you to stay
The other guy won’t be around to talk to our kids
He won’t understand when you’re down the way that I did
We had it all, you and I, we just need to try again
You don’t know it’s me that you need
You’re thinking of him and I can’t compete
Well I’m here to say I still want you back again
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Rubber Soul has stalking songs, Beta songs, threat points, most of 50s-90s rock is men, crying over women one way or the other. Sting is a stalker in some of his toons, begging in others. That entire overplayed era of music could go poof and no one would notice in ten years. Maybe to accurately judge the people of an era is to view their entertainment and consider the music of their age.
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*** Submission for comment of the week ***
If you are half-way good with girls and live in a smaller city you will eventualy run into the same ones especially when you are out on dates. Some girls will wave, some will come up to you and your date and say Hi, and the trully daring will even come up and give you a hug.
Almost every girl I’ve gone out with has asked “Who was that?” or “Who is that?” The hotter the girl, the quicker my date asks about her.
Before I used to be vague and say “a friend” “drinking buddy” or “just some girl” but I’ve been inspired by CH’s recent tingle generation talk and a few weeks ago when I was feeling especially zfg I responded, “Your competition.”
I’ve tested this on a few girls and it’s tingle dynamite! It’s mostly in the delivery. When they ask about the other girl. I turn my head slowly, I look them in the eye and with a jerkboy smirk I say “Your competition.”
I believe the reason it’s so great is bc your dating asking you about the other girls is a shit test and most guys justify or play down the other girl…not what a true jerkyboy does.
Oh and if u get shit tested, your delivery or eye contact was off. Most of the times I’ve said it girls get those anime eyes and their jaw drops. They can’t belive u just dropped such a massive tingle bomb. Some trash talk and qualify themselves and try to justify why they are better.
One caveat, make sure the girl saying hi is slightly more attractive or at least on par with date girl.
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Great stuff.
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“This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds”
Aw, horseshit…
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IKR.
Meanwhile, plenty of other high profile NBCUniversal crap is all over youtube and this is what gets blocked?
Yeah, babe. Okay, babe…
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He reminds me of Gumby in the flesh. Gumby always creeped me out as a kid. lol
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