This is real:
Beautiful on the inside as well as the outside, Melania wore this jacket on her way to visit border babbies. She was obviously sending a message to phonyfuck virtue signaling self-righteous sanctimonious shitlibs screeching hysterically about a twenty year old border apprehension policy that temporarily separates children from parents until the parents’ fake asylum claims have been reviewed…AND FOUND WANTING.
For this epic troll, the MOAB of trolls, I award Melania the coveted Shiv of the Week.
*hands golden shiv to melania*
*melania lightly grips it in a delicate feminine hand, running the pointer finger of her other hand along the edge of the blade, the sparkles of the shiv matched in luminescence by her hot rod red fingernail polish*
“do you think i didn’t pick up a thing or two watching my husband deal with scum in rat-infested new york?” she purrs.
Melania is the only First Lady about whom I’ve wondered what she’s like in bed. Sensuous, I bet.
Between Corey Lewandowski’s WOMP WOMP and Melania’s triggerjacket, it almost feels like we’ve turned a corner in the battle between the degenerate freak mafia and the MAGAmen, and we shitlords are now on offense, beating the freaks back to their hug boxes.
I’m not the only one to notice the change in momentum:
The snipdick blue ticks accounted for.
FYI it’s very easy to push the already mentally ill over the edge. A WOMP WOMP here, a jacket there, and a ‘umble blog outpost of realtalk dedicated to opening hearts and minds playing the background score, and mass shitlib suicides are not far off.
PS Monkfish adds,
Nothing a woman wears is by accident. Now we’ll be spending the next week’s news cycle talking about Melania’s jacket instead of Mexican children in dog kennels. Do our enemies never learn?
White shitlibs aren’t as SMRT as they like to imagine themselves. Their abstraction-weighted intelligence leaves them vulnerable to the reality-grounded concrete intelligence of the Chad. Cucks are beginning to learn this lesson: be more like Trump and less like an insecure lackey trying to win the admiration of your enemies.
Relative to most clothes Melania wears, that jacket’s cheap. Perfect for plenty of shitdames* to buy one add to the bugman misery.
*my take on the female version of shitlords. Or do we just call them “Melanias” from now on?
[CH: like how aussies call cute girls sheilas. “dude, she is such a melania. Wifey material!”]
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Melania sounds much better. The female equivalent to Shitlord can’t have the word shit in it, it just doesn’t work for women.
[CH: have to agree (and i’ve used “shitladies” before). “melanias” is perfect]
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Priceless.
Someone add “Melania(s)” to the Urban Dictionary.
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Melanias, I love it. Maybe we should also come up with another nickname as well, like EGK for trump…….. maybe the first shiver instead of the first lady or the first lady of shiv or something like that
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Melanias 1, Lean-In Women 0
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Melania is gold, Jerry, gold!
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YES! That girl there is one hot Melanie!!!
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YES! Let’s do it. “That there is one hot Melania.”
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I say dump “shitlords” in favor of “dons”.
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that’s pretty fucking amazing. is this real life?
[CH: this timeline is the best of all possible timelines. hm, now i’m wondering what rick the yenta within is up to? rick, don’t do it, you have so much to live for, like watching the influence of your tribe decimated by trump and his loyal gentile berserkers.]
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It’s the Trump Zone
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Submitted for your approval… a dimension of shiv.
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hope so.
These shitlibs will keep repeating their kids in kennels meme that they fucking STAGED as if it were real.
This is the power of fake news
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“and mass shitlib suicides are not far off.”
Or maybe they’re already here. Select “Suicide” (or “Drug overdose”) as the indicator:
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/mortality-dashboard.htm#
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Good Riddance,
These are the same people who push policies which push flyover whites to suicide. Good riddance Bourdain.
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You mean like Kate Spade, the designer and Anthony Bourdain?
Liberals and Beta boys?
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If that’s at me 100 percent so.
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Kate Spade wasn’t a suicide. Women don’t hang themselves, and no-one hangs themselves from a doorknob. Rope is cheap. Tall, sturdy things are easy to find.
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if only,how many of them are going to go out in a blaze of hodgkinson like .. uh not glory…but reminders…that the media is whippin’ up these already mentally unstable folks into fits of violent soy inspired rage.
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What human garbage. Every day, there’s a new assault on democracy, kindness, our senses from this so-called Administration … honestly…. I’m gobsmacked at either her arrogance or stupidity!
How anyone can support a racist, sexist person who kills children is beyond me.
Heartiste, you are a horrible human being. Know that People of Color are on to you and sick of you and your ilk
Revel in cruelty and hate. You’re a great example of how pathetic the right has become.
We will WIN in November and start to clean things up. We are going to tear down more statues of racist white “men”, enact hate speech laws so that you cannot spew your bilge, OPEN THE BORDERS, and LET YOU KNOW WHO RUN IT
[CH: tiny duck sock puppet again?]
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delivery needs work
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2/10
“sexist person who kills children” made me chuckle though.
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Wha, no accusations of pedophilia?
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Only for those who pretend it isn’t the principle feature of our psychopathic elites.
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Give it a rest already… if you want to convince the court, you’ve gotta come up with evidence… otherwise everyone in the three branches are “enablers” for not having made any arrests of the Big Names yet.
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You ignore it. There’s mountains of it. Give it a rest already yourself. Most here believe it is going on but you and your sock puppies.
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In six months time you’ll be talking about how you always knew Trump would be a winner and how you never once doubted him.
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Kindly, honorable, Uncle Greg, casually reminding his bros that accusations of pedophilia should only ever be tossed around ironically.
Widespread, systemic pedophilia among our elites is just secret decoder ring CT stuff, my fellow alt right allies! Show me the evidence! What?!? You don’t have any videos to prove it?!? Ha! Gotcha!
Nothing to see here, kids. Move along.
Kindly Uncle Greg, doing the thankless work of keeping his fellow alt-right allies from barking up the wrong tree.
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I have an open invitation to CH to check my IP… it never varies because I don’t use any of those stealth apps or whatever the hell they are to randomize and mask it.
But you, of course, continue to just mimic any accusation that comes your way, and with greater probability and merit when it’s applied to you.
I repeat, if there’s SO MUCH EVIDENCE, then apparently all three branches of gummint are ignoring it as well, Trump included… so by your own admission then, he himself is a pedo-enabler.
You fucking swine. 😡
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I produced the suspicious evidence of your socking, Ping Pong… let’s hear your evidence against me, and then let CH check the IPs.
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Uncle Greg, reminding us all that there is NO EVIDENCE that there is systemic pedophilia going in in elite circles. NO EVIDENCE, kids! Otherwise, why isn’t the government arresting all these people?!?
You see kids, Kindly Uncle Greg wants to make sure you kids understand that the world is really very simple, but only HE understands how simple it really is. If there were widespread pedophilia going on in the most powerful circles on earth, the government would have arrested all those bad people already!
You see, kids? It’s really that simple. No arrests equals no pedophilia. Uncle Greg settled the issue for you. Now move along and stop stop asking questions you insubordinate little brats!!!
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I never said there weren’t suspicions, and DUH, everyone knows these sorts of heinous things happen in elite circles.
The question of WHICH circles and HOW elite remain, and will remain until we see some perp walks.
Until then, everyone in power, Trump included, is a “pedo-enabler”, according to your Alinsky tactic shaming language.
The evidence of you and your ilk spamming boards with oddball links and scattershot accusations that the law’s proverbial “reasonable person” cannot accept… not to mention you taking the name of one of the perps who’s currently in jail for sexting a minor… puts a harsh light of suspicion on your motives and activities.
It’s the old gambit used by the minions of Satan… throw so much garbage out in the public’s eye that after awhile no one pays attention and/or no one believes anything… so rub your hands with more glee, bullshit merchant.
And the rest o’ youse fence-sitters, giving these socks a pass, are a bunch of fair-weather chow hounds who are turning this site into the clown world you decry on the outside. 😡
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Kindly Uncle Greg, altruistically pointing out to you kids the 10,000 reasons why you should merely move beyond analyzing conspiratorial links, and simply dismiss them all as just so much clutter. It’s beyond your ken to analyze data and recognize PATTERNS kiddos! Leave that to a grown-ups like your Uncle Greg. He’ll sort it all out for you, so you don’t have to worry your pretty little heads. Isn’t that nice?!?
Oh, and Uncle Greg, the HONORABLE BRO, who’s carrying a CROSS on all y’all’s behalf, better take a stance on this ONE UNHINGED LUNATIC who keeps pointing out his generous leadership under all these different handles! If you don’t stand up for him then he’s not having his fellow alt right allies over for a STEAK DINNER!
Kindly Uncle Greg, setting the record straight over and over and over. How does he do it?
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Hey did you follow me here from Salon?
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Gay
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If CH is pathetic, wait ’til you see our special forces!
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Seth, you forgot to threaten not to have sex with Heartiste.
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(((Seth))) the brother no you aren’t a person of color.
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Womp womp
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If Hillary had become president, she would have started three or more new wars by now, pontlessly killing hundreds of thousands of children. There is nothing remotely racist about ejecting noncitizens from your country.
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Seth Munroe: “Know that People of Color are on to you and sick of you and your ilk ”
Racist!
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(((Seth)))?
Straight outta Judea with that Biblical name.
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A little cog-dis note about the media, particularly the real Time Magazine Cover. I saw on instapundit twitter a link from NYT’s about some migrant children coming over…about 6 feet tall migrant children. I guess using the actual semi-adult ms-13s and ISIS recruits that make up unaccompanied minors does have quite the same visual impact.
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h/t Heimat
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Hey, what do you know, a WM/WM couple. I guess they don’t hate us after all.
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also do islamic rage boy or that muz “couple” what shot up the Christmas party in San Bernardo
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Correction, WM/WF couple.
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In general men are turned on by physical characteristics rather than character traits but how much sexier would you find your girl if she had the awareness and sense of humour to troll shitlibs like this?
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[…] Melania Trump Shows Her Husband How To Troll For The Kill […]
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The Trump cutoff shirt has come out of the drawer again for the first time in a while. It’s now obvious Trump was biding his time, moving the pieces on the board to get himself out from under “muh Russia.”
Twice bombing Syria looked – admittedly – terrible. But now that he is spreading his wings, I have that 2016 feeling again. Only this time the liberals have emptied all their clips. This is where it could get dangerous – and fun.
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Told you so
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putridan shitlibs just made a pedorape joke about her only* child.
I bet FLOTUSA feels much like: Frankly, I don’t give a damn”
__________________________________________________________
*(for shame! Trump Fuhrer, for shame!)
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/06/21/nolte-peter-fonda-vs-roseanne-proves-timesup-is-a-big-fat-fraud/
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I hope they throw fonda in the ass rape academy.
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I demand it.
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Fonda will become the easy rider in prison finally.
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Fuck with a stone cold EE woman’s only son. See what happens.
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Lolz this
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So I’ve been predicting for several days now that the media will soon be telling us babies are being thrown off incubators at the border. Today we are seeing the preliminary step. Kids are being drugged and restrained against their will!
Great post, by the way.
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‘Kids are being drugged and restrained against their will!’
Wow, just like ours!
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That’s a bold troll, if true; she should be careful, the commies will spin this as her “Let them eat cake” moment (bonus: both Melania and Marie Antoinette were foreign-born hotties married to the national leader).
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And what the f are they going to do about it. Their best shock troops the blacks do not care about Mexicans. Asians do not care. Muslims do not care.Antifa has not tried anything since their beating at Charlottesville. Law Enforcement is not going to be sympathetic when their brothers in blue are being doxxed. Besides Jews whining in the media, who will take on alt right, veterans, tradesman, farmers, ranchers, miners, and any other man who has thrown a punch in their life?
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Sudden desire to eat in Mexican restaurants?
Right about now, I wouldn’t go near one with a hazmat suit on my tongue. It’s not any mob come in to heckle, it’s the kitchen help that worries me.
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Greg, the kitchen help looks like that at every restaurant west of Louisiana, save for the Dakotas.
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Don’t forget Wyoming and Montana along with the Dakotas. Visited them when I was younger, beautiful but never had such Americanized Mexican cuisine in my life. The hot sauce tasted like ketchup. Trust me JJ aside from some small Midwestern towns with a white kitchen staff, or small Southern towns with a black staff their are beaners.
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You could shut down any Mexican place in America that isn’t Taco Bell with a call to ICE and a call to the health inspector. I trust the Chinese more, at least that shit is cooked over a jet-engine like wok burner.
This is also the main reason Trump loves fast food. Its randomly prepared ahead of time an precision engineered to be touched by the fewest hands possible. He owns enough kitchens to know not to eat in random ones. For as much garbage as it is, you’re the least likely to come in contact with ball flakes or boogers at Wendy’s or McDonalds. Its tough to poison someone when their food is prepared ahead of time in a random batch and picked up by a nondescript lackey.
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My immigrant bride sometimes buys t-shirts with sexy double-entenders which she doesn’t really understand even after I explain it to her and tell she is not allowed to wear it in public.
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Feels good to believe in America again. Send em all back!
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This weird idea that nations are built of country, not magic bricks.
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Very beautiful picture with an accurate message. I hope to find one of these rare women one day. Been thinking of moving to a college town, stretch out some freshman or sophomore before the degeneracy has completely calcified. And then do the full Manson, hook her up with my kids, hook her pretty friend up with my kids, and hook them to my worldview.
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Good plan
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I think the number one reason why at least young parents don’t dress like this anymore is obesity. So much easier to wear sweat pants or gym shorts and XXL t-shirts when you are a fat blob.
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Who created that problem?
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I think it’s the other way around. Knit fabrics enabled fatness, at least in part. Before the 1960s of so, most clothing people wore was made of woven (non-stretch) material, which had to be at least semi-fitted. Women would tailor even store-bought clothing to fit properly.
Knits allowed a lot of laziness in clothing design, as proper fit was no longer required. Since knits will form to any body shape, there was no need to stay trim in order for your clothing to fit. We all collectively lost that incentive.
I could go on about it, but that’s probably already too much estrogen. The worst thing we did for women’s fashion was get rid of the corset, imo.
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Nice observation. When I was growing up, rare was the household that didn’t have a sewing machine used weekly, and rare the mom and daughters who couldn’t at least tailor some alterations on the family’s duds.
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Human gluttony along with a interest in new foods and flavors combined with desire for food that was quick to create and eat all eagerly satisfied by basic capitalism is where much of the problem was created.
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Notice how they are wearing shoes, not flip-flops or crocs.
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These recent shivs reminds from Trump and Melania me of a Heartiste tenet:
Amused Mastery.
The shitlibs have no idea how how to deal with it except to kick and scream some more.
[CH: and nobody is charmed by a kicking and screaming freak show.]
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The butthurt on G O M I over The Empress’s New Jacket is delicious.
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i>”…Trump’s top racists …”
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full picture
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If this indeed was a 20 year old policy that was consistently enforced, then why did Trump and his administration change their position 14 times? Answer- because it was consistently enforced in previous administrations and because it shows once again what incompetent fickle leader Trump is. At least this time he got it through his narcissistic ego that people didn’t like what he was doing no matter how he tried to explain things.
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RIIICKEEEYYYYY!!!
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Meant A It was NOT consistently enforced. Seems like you like to squeal like a pig Oink. Got anything constructive to say about Trump’s constant lies and policy position changes?
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Timmehehehe..
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Timmääääääh!
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Lolz
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Quit crying, cunt.
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Lolzozoz
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I love this jacket story illustrates the confusion with Trump and his followers. Her press secretary says the jacket means nothing. Trump says it is a message against the Fake News media ( Someone really needs to tell him that negative news about himself and his policies is not fake news ). And then there is CH thinking the jacket is about her not caring about immigrant kids. Truth and integrity used to be valued commodities in America.
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Nobody cares.
From “pussy grab” to “fat Miss Universe” to “Roseanne” to “Melania’s jacket” to “HOW DARE YOU!” to “lean in Merkel” or “overfed the carp”…
Nobody cares.
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People who value truth and integrity care.
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As if your beloved nonWhites value truth and integrity. Disingenuous yenta.
Hell, as if YOUR (((tribe))) values truth and integrity, for that matter.
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Riickkyyyyy
Homeboi, if you don’t frontrun do you feel unwelll? Is frontrunning that strong of a compulsion? Like, for real
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Rick, can you at least TRY and be a fucking man? Against all laws of physics, I can actually hear the sand grinding in your vagina from here.
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Trump and Melania trolled ya but good, boy! When the Republicucks pick up eight seats in the House and six in the Senate, make sure you have suicide hotline on speed dial, kek kekekek
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“Truth and integrity used to be valued commodities in America.”
Not in the lifetime of anyone reading this site.
You fruity bastard…
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Readers here at CH actually have MOAR Truth and Integrity by telling it as it is; those two virtues that little shitlibs will ‘dispense’ of when the going gets rough.
Commies are the biggest faggots in all of recorded history. They subscribe to the only ideology that actively subverts laws but when caught, they cowardly complain about “muh laws’ to save their worthless hides.
Rick, you’re a faggot.
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Leftists are threatening her son with rape, and her husband’s grandchildren with kidnapping. Imagine how Melania must feel about these people right now. Any decent women would be incandescent with rage for her family.
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An example needs to be made of one or more of these tweeters… even if it’s just a night in jail before the prez himself magnanimously steps in to give a “go thou, and sin no more” slap on the wrist.
The muzzies have the right idea about handling those whose attitude in re family and respect need an (ahem) adjustment.
Americans used to have the right idea, but I guess tar, feathers, and/or a good ol’ fashioned ass-whuppin’ by dad or uncle are rare and dear commodities any more.
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Just think of the rage that Barron will continue to unleash when he comes of age.
The hotter the forge, the stronger the steel.
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Melania Needs YOU To Be Her White Knight!
http://tee.pub/lic/Ox5AJA_Ny9w
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The thing I think I like best about jacket-gate that I have not seen observed is that former model and always stylish Melania was wearing said jacket on the Texas border…in June. My experience of the area suggests a need for fewer rather than more clothes this time of year. How moronic do socialists have to be?
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She pretty much just wore it while flying. Maybe she gets easily chilled while flying. It was crass and boorish of her to wear it but whatever. It is just mind boggling how much people care about what other people wear.
[CH: “crass and boorish” you are such a flaming faggot]
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