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Spot The Volcuck

June 21, 2018 by CH

“I told my husband I wanted a picture alone with Jason Momoa, but he wasn’t comfortable with that.”

LMAO that Momoa scribbled his initials right over the volcuck’s face. LMAO^2 that Momoa’s left hand is practically cupping her tit. It’s all in good fun, you see, but good fun often reveals deeper truths.

The volcuck — voluntary cuckold — is the lowest social and sexual status a man can achieve. Even incels have more dignity. Regular cuckolds — men who aren’t aware their women have been unfaithful and gotten pregnant by another man’s seed — are less contemptible. The volcuck debases himself so completely he may as well lop it off and become a house eunuch to fat cat oligarchs.

The volcuck is a symptom of an acutely diseased sexual market. When you see his kind growing in number and cavalierly disgracing himself for social media yucks, you will know there is a great disturbance in the whores. The Snark Side is winning. The world has become farce. Women hold all the cards and fat pink-haired skanks can casually humiliate their neckbearded soyfriends and experience no consequences for it.

But there is salvation, and it can be found in the Good Book of Heartiste. Game will redeem Western Man.

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  1. on June 21, 2018 at 2:01 pm racerxx

    Bonus points: the “dude” is cucked by that red(?)-haired thing.. “the Thirst is Real”.

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    • on June 22, 2018 at 6:40 am trav777

      there is an absolutely ZERO percent chance I would ever be in a picture like this. i would dump her on the fucking spot and tell her to walk home to wherever she was gonna be from now on. Fuck this…who does this?

      If you let her take one alone, you go find a stupid hot model in the same room and demand a picture alone and you grab her tight. Then you let your bitch stew about it (stew she would).

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  2. on June 21, 2018 at 2:04 pm Anonymous

    Seriously, what a loser. Makes me sick.

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  3. on June 21, 2018 at 2:04 pm Anonymous

    Let’s be candid. We can’t save them all, nor should we attempt to.

    In “Ishmael,” Daniel Quinn fires a barrage of truth on the fact that the reason humans are doomed is that we think all lives have value. If you haven’t read this yet, do it, now.

    This is the poison in the water, the innate belief in most that all human lives should be saved.

    All species on earth, save ours, follow the simple rule that says you win or you die. It is our incessant need to save everyone that has made us weak when we should instead leave those who can’t to fend for themselves.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:31 pm FastEddie

      Great book.

      Another quote directly applicable to sub-saharan swarthoids:

      “When our numbers exceed our resources, our numbers dwindle.”

      Glad you’re all my bros.
      FE

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:59 pm Vagina dominator

        @ Fast Eddie “When our numbers exceed our resources, our numbers dwindle.”

        Allow me to extend that in more detail:

        1. Our numbers exceed our resources

        2. Two choices:
        A. We eat our seed corn to maintain standard of living
        B. We retrench (our standard of living falls) to match our consumption to our
        resources

        3. Two outcomes:
        A. Our numbers dwindle (if we retrench)
        B. Our numbers plummet (if we ate the seed corn)

        We are currently busily working on Step 2, Choice A. YOLO!

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  4. on June 21, 2018 at 2:09 pm Tiberius

    So what’s the play here gents? Keep in mind, in this hypothetical, you’re that guy. No, “I’d never be in that situation” cop out bull shit. Just you, as that guy, in that situation. Lets say he got a sudden rush of T. What do?

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:11 pm Anonymous

      Leave the cunt then and there and never look back.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 4:18 pm Vagina dominator

        What to do?

        No point making a scene. Looking butt-hurt never works. But he should from that moment only think of himself and his own life. First, he should enjoy the comics convention. It is what he is there for so why fuck that up. And he probably can’t just walk off and be done with here like it’s a dinner date, bcs he probably lives with the solipsistic carrot top so he has to work out a whole self-extraction strategy.

        Once he is home and has made his plans, he or she can hit the bricks. Usually it is the guy that has to do that. Big pain in the butt. One big reason not to move in with a gf.

        Once he has escaped her carotene claws, he should get rid of her number and change his own bcs he doesn’t look like the kind of guy that has hos clambering to blow him, so he shouldn’t put himself in the frame to talk to her again bcs that leads to break-up sex, which is always great compared to your hand, but that would put him back on the why-am-I-fucking-this-ugly-bitch-and-thinking-about-other-bitches-missionary-position treadmill.

        So it is tough for a guy with no options and maybe not great depths of self-respect. But that is why we have the manosphere.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:16 pm Paper Man

      Snatch Jason POZoa’s hand away and shove him hard (he’s a celebrity on camera so he likely won’t fight back). Then break up with red headed goblin bitch, go home and start dieting and lifting.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:41 pm The Judge

        No. Take one with him too, but grab his nipples.

        Momoa is a major league dork. He’d go along with it.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 4:37 pm CMC

        Yeah this is something I’m wondering about: how did this happen? I mean without triggering a flinch brush off defensive response by the guy who has another guy’s hand on his face? Just pulling or leaning away doesn’t seem natural enough. I’m thinking a natural male response would be to raise up an arm in defense.

        So how set up was it? (Goes to all their respective culpability.) Right now I’m with ‘oink’ on thinking this is degrading behavior by all of them. But curious as to how premeditated it was.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:17 pm Popcorn Out

      Her: I want a picture alone with Jason Maoam.

      Me: OK (neutral tone).

      Turn back, walk away. If she follows and catches up, proceed to every single remotely attractive female actor at the convention and tell her I’m having photos with them alone. For every photo I hold the actress round the waist or lower back, no hoverhand, shiteatinggrin.exe. Never look towards gf at any point. Proceed to post all the pictures with the actresses on scrotial media, none with the gf.

      … If she doesn’t follow and/or catch up after her photo with Maoam, walk off and proceed to chat up any and all girls who take my fancy.

      Then go home and realise I need to fucking lift, trim the fuck out of that beard and acquire a sense of style.

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      • on June 22, 2018 at 6:42 am trav777

        bingo…said the same thing upthread

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      • on June 22, 2018 at 10:46 am Cracker

        this is a perfect response popcorn

        just the fact that most men would be scared shitless to do something like, especially post pics of themselves with girls on social media, is proof that it’s the correct course of action

        observe what most other men do and do the opposite. almost no way to lose in life if you follow that rule

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:29 pm mendo

      I just do the reverse of that photo: grab my gal like Momoa’s got a hold of her and be the one to push him aside.

      If I did it right, she’s gazing at me; I’ve got a scowl at Momoa and he’s got a “cool story, bro” smirk.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:36 pm Popcorn Out

        That’s exactly the wrong move.

        Why risk picking a fight with a guy 10x your physical better just because you’re such a bitch that your girl doesn’t respect you? (Not ‘you’ personally Mendo but if you’re this guy).

        If any man finds himself in this situation his gut reaction should be to immediately reevaluate his life choices to find how he has such low SMV that this below-average looking bitch thinks she can treat him with such contempt.

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      • on June 22, 2018 at 6:43 am trav777

        Popcorn- because you’re NOT A BITCH?

        Who cares if the guy is your physical better, fight him anyway

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:35 pm FastEddie

      She’s tested him many times before this point, and he failed. Every guy has run into his broad giving him the “What if I did this (fill in the blank)” hypothetical nonsense.

      I always reply, “Well- It’d be an easy way for me to get out of this mess (our relationship.) “

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:39 pm Popcorn Out

        If a girl ever gives you that ‘what if I’ bullshit just shrug nonchalantly and say ‘try it’.

        Showing you give a negative number of fucks completely disarms her beta bait.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:10 pm vfm#7634

        “She’s tested him many times before this point, and he failed”

        Yeah, the correct answer to Tiberius’ question is “don’t fail a bunch of shit tests”. This one is irrecoverable.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:40 pm zodak

      the play here is that it’s just a fucking photo. don’t be a butt hurt beta, desperately trying to mate guard. “sure, take a picture with aquaman, nbd” and if you want a pic with some hot cosplay girl you make your girl take a picture of you with some hot cosplay girl. or don’t. she’s not banging him & you can roleplay that night as if you are kal drogo.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm Popcorn Out

        You sound like the kind of guy who thinks sharing his wife is no big deal.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:53 pm Cracker

        a decent well adjusted girl who is sufficiently enamored with her man doesn’t worship celebrities and would not even want to be in a pic like this.

        if her man was in the pic with her, maybe. but the fact that she wants a picture at all AND wants her man out of the shot as well, is a huge sign that something is wrong

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 4:26 pm Vagina dominator

        The don’t mateguard advice.

        It’s open borders advice for relationships. Next thing you know she’s on Chaterbate and if you behave yourself she’ll let you watch from your smartphone in the next room.

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      • on June 22, 2018 at 6:47 am trav777

        Wrong dude. You don’t appear in photos like this. Some shit you just do not do. You do NOT put on blast photos where your girl is disrespecting you! Niggers fucking shoot each other over this shit, at least they get it to some degree. There is NO GODDAMNED NOBILITY in allowing yourself to be walked on. Yes, even for an eggshell

        I’d sooner dance in a tutu at my daughter’s birthday party than be in a photo like this.

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      • on June 22, 2018 at 10:41 am Cracker

        i agree with you trav

        what i should have said is that if she wanted you in the picture with her it wouldn’t be as bad as her wanting you excluded

        of course the response if she wants the pic (with you in it or otherwise) is to shame her for making such a stupid request

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 3:17 pm everybodyhatesscott

      What do?

      Walk away, start stronglifts 5×5, go keto, and, the most important part, find a new GF/wife.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 4:44 pm Tiberius

      This place is lacking in the humor today. Maybe I should be looking in other places for my laughs but still. Obviously don’t be in the picture for one. Then I’d quip something. “I bet he really does smell like aquaman after that.” “His hairy face actually reminds me of your vagina” “I thought that’d work. You think if I payed him to take you?” And after that yeah sure go get your life together, start a blog and become a redpill all-star, obviously.

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      • on June 22, 2018 at 11:00 am Cracker

        i’m a man of few words so your response is too wordy for me.

        this part is something i’d do though

        “You think if I payed him to take you?”

        although i’d probably direct it at momoa. something like…

        i’ll give you 20 bucks if you’ll keep her

        or

        want her? she’s yours. i’ll pay you if that helps

        of course you’d have to be careful not to come off as pissy or butthurt. need to act like you’re seriously be okay if he took her off your hands

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  5. on June 21, 2018 at 2:12 pm Anonymous

    Tiberius, honestly that should never happen to a high value guy. Because high value guys instill high value in their girls over the duration of time together.

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  6. on June 21, 2018 at 2:13 pm Lash

    He does look like he’s in on the joke 🙂

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:18 pm Paper Man

      But would have chosen to be the butt of the joke? This picture exists to flatter his wife’s ego. “I’ve still got it! Look at the hot celebrity hugging me!” plus a little of “look at the men fighting over me”.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:25 pm Lash

        Oh I know. I know.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:21 pm Popcorn Out

      He IS the joke.

      Fat, manboobed, can’t-dress-for-shit cunt. His girl doesn’t respect him and based on this photo alone why should she.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:26 pm Lash

        Yep. I know.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 4:30 pm Vagina dominator

        Bcs she is such a prize? Come back in 5 years. He will never be tall, but he could look great and like himself a lot more.

        Five more years and she’ll look like a Halloween costume.

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  7. on June 21, 2018 at 2:13 pm rocko

    The sad part is, the wife not only is passable, but she already looks like she’s down for some cuck porn action.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:57 pm Cracker

      without the gross hair and ugly glasses, she would be okay

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 2:57 pm Cracker

        agree about the cuck porn readiness. she looks just the type

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  8. on June 21, 2018 at 2:16 pm Corporal Hicks

    Walk away from the entire scenario. Leave. Take the car and drive to Vegas or at least NOT HOME. Stay in a hotel for a few days. Let the skank figure out where you are. No contact. Let her find her way home.

    My wife calls me “her prince.” If any woman you’re with doesn’t call you that, pull the nuclear option and launch her into orbit.

    “It’s the only way to be sure.”

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:23 pm Popcorn Out

      Mine calls me Sir. The first time she did it I almost told her how much I liked it but I caught myself and didn’t react at all. Better if she thinks being called sir is just normal for me.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 6:19 pm migs flecha

        Bottom LIne here is
        If your woman doesn’t love you, then she ain’t yours.
        Next! (you only live once right?)

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  9. on June 21, 2018 at 2:19 pm Spot The Volcuck | @the_arv

    […] Spot The Volcuck […]

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  10. on June 21, 2018 at 2:34 pm oink

    degrading behavior on part of all three involved, JM most of all

    disgraceful

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on June 21, 2018 at 3:08 pm Greg Eliot

      The two men actually look like they could be brothers.

      So let me join oink in writing the minority opinion and say shame on the celeb for diminishing what should be a bro… ESPECIALLY at the behest of that ditzy cooze.

      This is why we lose.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm Popcorn Out

        Greg, Maoam would never even have been asked for the photo by the girl if the other guy wasn’t a total loser. Look at him – why should Jason respect him when the fat shit doesn’t even respect himself?

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:22 pm Greg Eliot

        Noblesse oblige, if nothing more.

        Or, as our friends where the lemon trees bloom put it, you don’t fuck with a man’s family.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:22 pm Cracker

        agree

        momoa could have done some good here. could have pulled the guy over like a bro and left the sloot on the sidelines. would have been a fun shot. and not that she’s worth it, but the celebrity worshipper garbage girl would have been left impressed by her man because a celeb was taking a liking to him

        missed opportunity for sure

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 6:56 pm Carlos Danger

        what self respecting man goes to a comics convention with his wife in the first place but for once I agree with you.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 7:22 pm hans

        Agreed.
        This pic again solidified my hatred of our modern celebrity culture.
        Hawai-Niggers like Momoa are the proof our elders were wise in putting actors on the same status level as whores.
        For shame.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 7:52 pm Cracker

        “what self respecting man goes to a comics convention with his wife in the first place but for once I agree with you.”

        exactly. i don’t get it.

        paying good money to take your girl out for the sole purpose of indulging her celebrity worship is ridiculously stupid.

        and along with the celebrity worship, you’re paying to feed her ego because all those nerdboys will give her loads of attention even if she’s a full-fledged uggo. that’s the closest thing any of those guys gets to a girl, in most cases, so of course she’s going to come away thinking she’s hot shiz even if she isn’t.

        even worse are the ones who bring their girls all cosplayed up. what kid of mascochistic shiznat is that? insane

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  11. on June 21, 2018 at 2:38 pm The Judge

    If your wife wants a picture with a celebrity, you lost the game long ago.

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm Cracker

      without question

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 2:48 pm Cracker

      however, there are cases when it’s not even about you losing the game

      could be you just hooked up with a common celebrity worshipper who will never see or value your worth because she’s so shallow and stupid

      in that case, it’s not really a loss. you’re better off without her

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:00 pm Popcorn Out

        Celebrity worship types are easy to spot though. It’s not something they hide because they don’t even realise that it’s a toxic personality trait.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 3:01 pm Cracker

        true

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  12. on June 21, 2018 at 2:41 pm ROKlurker

    The hand on the tit is priceless.

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  13. on June 21, 2018 at 3:08 pm vfm#7634

    “The volcuck — voluntary cuckold — is the lowest social and sexual status a man can achieve.”

    The actual archaic English word is “wittol”.

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  14. on June 21, 2018 at 3:11 pm nuage

    It’s even worse, i did a interweb check on this Momoa. He’s married to a 50 year old woman.

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  15. on June 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm Hey now

    Take picture with hot cosplay girl, but now YOU shove red’s head away

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  16. on June 21, 2018 at 3:22 pm Half Canadian

    So, aquaman is married to Lisa Bonet, who is several years his elder.
    How long until he bolts from that marriage?

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    • on June 21, 2018 at 4:37 pm stg58animalmother

      I guarantee he swims away soon.

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      • on June 21, 2018 at 7:51 pm Oleaginous Outrager

        It’s been 11 years. What’s he waiting for?

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  17. on June 21, 2018 at 3:42 pm the daily messenger

    Reblogged this on The Daily Messenger (mirror).

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  18. on June 22, 2018 at 7:21 am CMC

    Your great-great-great Grand dad was part of an army that essentially said, “we’re sick of this shit,” marched right through the enemy’s homebase beating the crap out of them, burning their cities towns and homes, destroying their INFRASTRUCTURE, freeing their slaves and winning war.

    You go to comic con and let race mix older woman marrying professional pretender from Obama islands to cup your wife’s milker and slap your face and memorialize it in photo.

    You are ghey.

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  19. on June 22, 2018 at 9:50 am Roy

    Having low T is bad for a man.

    She can tell which of them has a proper hormonal balance.

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  20. on June 22, 2018 at 12:01 pm Glengarry

    The only way to salvage this is for cuckboy to locate Emilia Clarke and take a thumbs-up picture with her.

    But that apart, for him it’s a clear signal from nature, like when the leaves start turning, the days grow shorter, the geese honk in the sky … Time to gtfo.

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  21. on June 22, 2018 at 9:19 pm BlogDog

    And the other thing is that as soon as he gets home, shave off the bear and get a good haircut.

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  22. on June 22, 2018 at 9:20 pm BlogDog

    Sorry – “beard” not “bear.”

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